#I can't waiit

[in-hav3n]

 ✮ 𝓘𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 - 𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮

❘❘ The reader is younger than James.

Fifth show, Sweden. On this beautiful sunny warm afternoon, you were doing the same gestures for the tenth time. You didn't mind. You loved to feel useful for people and you loved this new job you got. Being a roadie on Metallica tour was an unexpected turn in your professional career but still, it was the most interesting job you've ever done and you enjoyed every minute of it.

James, Kirk, Lars and Rob were rehearsing, testing the mics as well as their instruments, walking around the stage in their comfortable clothes whilst the Met crew was working to settle everything. You were sticking the sheets of schedules and setlist at every post at the right place for the staff and settled all kind of stuffs they'd need for tomorrow's gig.

Walking around in comfortable clothes too - no need to wear black outfit like for a gig ; plus the day was particularly hot, you decided to wear a black top and a jeans skirt - you were listening with one ear as doing your tasks, sometimes whispering some lyrics or moving your head on the rhythm. Not paying attention to what was happening around you, you were busy on fixing something under the stage when you heard James calling you.

"Are there some guitar picks down there (X/Y)?", he asked you, recognizing you at your hair color.

Normally roadie would never had any contacts with the band but you were introduced in the Met crew by Lars' drum's technician so you had some kind of special place. Plus you were doing your job, not complaining or trying to become friend with the band, like others did before. But that didn't stop the guys from being naturally kind with everyone and since you were "part of the family", they tried to get to know you a bit more than with any other roadie.

You looked up at him and your heart started to beat faster. You nodded at him and quickly went to give him one. Standing on your tiptoes, you leaned over the big stage to give it to him. James kneeled down, chuckling as he noticed you had to do that to be able to reach him. Your fingers connected for a moment and you let out a discreet gasp. He took the picks and smiled at you. "Thanks sweetheart". You managed to mumble a "you're welcome" and stood petrified for a while, looking at him going back to the stage center. He was rehearsing "Creeping death" riffs, focusing on his play as smoking his cigar. Even with just a brown short, a "Bastardane" shirt and a cow-boy hat, he was gorgeous.

Here were your big secret. You were craving for James Hetfield and it wasn't right. He was 59 and you were much younger. Plus he might had someone since he divorced last year but you didn't know, you weren't in the confidence and it was none of your business. But still, you couldn't stop dreaming of him, day and night. You knew nothing would ever happen and never you'll do something to seduce him or something. That would be very inappropriate. You just enjoyed the fact that you could sneak around him and took any opportunity you had to look at him or admired him from far away. That was already enough.

Later, you came back inside the backstages, your duty around the stage finished for the day. Since you had nothing else to do, an assistant asked you to put bottles of water inside the guys backstage's rooms, in case they'd need it for tomorrow. You accepted and quickly did this new task. The guys were still rehearsing at the moment so they would never know you had came inside their private areas. But the assistant knew and trust you enough to do it.

You started with Kirk's, Rob's and then you arrived in James'. You came in and a strong smell of cigar smoke and male perfume hit your nose. You chuckled. No surprise. You put the bottles in the mini fridge, not really paying attention to the mess all around, until you notice to sheets who were supposed to be stuck on the wall. It was the schedule and setlist again. The person who did it didn't do his job properly. You sighed and quickly went out to search what was necessary to put it on again. 2 mins later, you were back, on a chair to fix it in a good level so you were sure the sheets won't be unhooked and fall again. But impossible to take some tape. You were fighting with it, cursing until you heard footsteps coming and a door closing. You quickly turned around and your eyes landed on James.

"Oh I'm sorry...I was just..", you mumbled, showing him the duct tape. You felt completely ridiculous like this, in his backstage room, standing on a chair but you were just doing your job. James took a drag of his cigar with a nod and sympathetic smile.

"It's okay, keep doing your job. I'm just searching for something", he said with a nice tone as searching some things in his bag. You gulped and went back to your task, trying to focus but it was hard. He was just a meter away from you and you could feel the smell of his cigar from where you were standing. You finally managed to took some tape, put the duct on the chair and stood on your tiptoes to fix it. You didn't see the duct falling on the ground but James did. He looked over and put his cigar in the ashtray on the coffee table. He kneeled down to grab it and as he looked up to give it to you, he noticed he had an interesting view from here. He could see under your skirt and a cocky smile appeared on the corner of his lips. Interesting, he thought. Very interesting.

He got up and stood next to you, handing you the duct. You saw nothing until your peripheral vision noticed it and you slightly jumped of surprise and nearly lost your balance. You didn't hear him coming closer. James chuckled at your reaction and placed one hand on your hips, the other on your lower back to prevent you from falling. "It's just me sweetheart. Relax", he said with a smile. You thanked him, your cheeks soon flushing hard when you realized where his hand were. You managed to place the paper and turned over to face him.

"I-Is that good over there for you?", you asked him, showing him the paper placed on the wall.

"All good. Thank you. Now get down before hurting yourself", he said with a kind tone. You chuckled to him with a shy smile and accepted his hand to got down carefully from the chair. You didn't know if it was the weather but you felt a sudden heat radiating inside your body and you realized that it was James touches and kind gesture towards you that provoked it. It was completely insane.

Once on your feet, you stood face to face with him and you realized that he was closer than you expected him to be. You could smelled his masculine perfume mixed with smoke and it was enchanting. James looked over at you with his piercing blue icy eyes and it was really intimidating. You gulped and opened slightly your mouth to get some air cause it started to be difficult to breathe.

"Did you enjoy the show earlier ?". You assumed he was talking about the rehearsals so you replied honestly.

"Oh, yes, I did !". He nodded.

"Did you enjoy the music ?"

"Yes I did". Why was he asking you these questions ? You didn't understand but you kept answering.

"Did you enjoy watching...me?". You were about to reply positively again until you realized his question. You opened your mouth and immediately flushed harder. You got caught.

James relished of the effect he had on you and smiled. Of course he had noticed the way you were looking at him and it started to get his curiosity at the second show. Then he started to play with it, with his gestures, his attitude even with words, calling you "honey" or "sweetheart" to see your reaction and it pleased him a lot. But he never had the chance to be alone with you until today and he really wanted to enjoy every minute of it.

"I-I'm...I shouldn't..I'm sorry", you mumbled, your face all red and your glance fixed on the ground. You felt ridiculous, ashamed. You thought you were discreet when it was about watching him from afar and you were all wrong. Silly you. Now what will he think about you? You had been betrayed by your eyes and emotions...

James chuckled and raised up your head with his finger under your chin. Your eyes locking with his blue ones. "Don't be sorry sweetheart…" he said low, almost like a whisper as he came closer. Naturally, you stepped back, your back hitting soon the wall behind you. Breathing was becoming difficult and you were wondering if it was a dream or reality. "I like it actually", he confessed and put his left hand on the wall, next to your head, to lean on it. You were locked and trapped, like a prey. But god, you liked it. A sudden heat and strong pulsed inside your womanhood when you realized what he just confessed. This was insane. He liked it ? Does that mean that...? You couldn't believe it.

"I-I don't understand... Why me?", you found the courage to ask him.

He grinned with a cocky face before taking your hand in his. He was still delighting of the power he had over you.

"Let me show you", then he placed your hand on his crotch, where you could immediately felt his bulge. You gasped when you felt him becoming harder at your touch. Exactly like you dreamed it. Your eyes opened wild and looked at him. James leaned to speak lower near your ear.

"See? You feel it baby? This is what I feel when I see you looking at me…". The nickname and his revelation were enough to make your legs trembled. Thank god, you had a good support with the wall behind you. He nodded, like if he wanted to convince you even more of it.

"I know you want this too. I saw it in your eyes before and I see it now. I bet you're completely wet under this pretty little skirt". You bite your lips and rubbed your legs together, the desire you were feeling right now becoming painful. But still you've never been so aroused in your life and it was dangerously pleasant.

James noticed your moves and chuckled. He was so damn proud of himself. He took back your hand and kissed it.

"Meet me tonight. 5th floor." You nodded, not leaving his hypnotizing gaze. He smiled, gently stroked your cheek, took off his cowboy hat to place it on your head before leaving.

"Tonight sweet girl...", he said again with a wink before disappearing. And this is how James Hetfield left you in his backstage room, with a soaked wet panties and a heart beating fast. Rehearsals turned into an unexpected temptation...and you couldn't wait to taste it.

[meroppi]

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER LEGENDS GAME ALREADY

[hrhprincerichard]

Thanks mate. Jane Austin manages to capture the mood very well often.

Thought so. I wish! But I suppose I can see how they would think that the actual best mate will show up the fake one. Maybe one of our future outings can be me introducing him to my British set, you, and he'll bring his sister. And probably his noteworthy friend. Maybe. He has a lot of favorite foods. Shame I can't take him out for some haggis.

Apparently

[Attached: image of the fact sheet.]

Here maybe you can find something.

You're right, it will get a lot of attention. Once again putting that very big heart of yours to use. This is why I'm proud to be your friend, mate. That and your ability to recite Jane Austen at a moment's notice.

And you're right, if you're going to go base jumping you had better do it with me. Shame I'm not invited along for the fun lad hangout. None of that information is helpful. Or--I don't suppose you could bring him to some sort of pub trivia?

Also, noteworthy friend? Is that what they're calling it these days??

[campbell-rose]

Pomni is so sweet i love her can't waiit for more episodes its soooo good! The voice acting was so good to ugghygdg i'm frothing at the mouth for more rn

rip Gummigoo you would've loved the simple joys in life

[petew21-blog]

You and Hugh belong together

A story submitted anonymously: Could you do a story with Hugh Jackman swapping bodies with Ryan Reynolds?

01/12/2024

Hey guys, thus is Ryan Reynolds. I just have a new update for the Deadpool movie you all have been asking for. Well, thanks to someone out there wiritng fanfictions about the two of us, we now got in a situation where we truly don't want to be. So, to the person writing the body swap fiction, please stop. I have no desire in wiping Hugh's butt everyday and see my own face every single day we're shooting the movie. Ok? Now go and fix this.

01/14/2024

Hey, please stop this. Hugh might try to tell you that we both want this swap to last, but don't believe him, please. He is so into my body now and can't stop reminding me how fit and flexible my body is. I even caught him blowing himself. And the worst thing is... I never managed to do that! Fix this!!!

01/16/2024

Ok, you dipshit. I have lost my patience. Having Hugh in my body is one thing, but no one except me can sleep with my wife. This crossed a line that it never should have. I don't know if it's Hugh's body being attracked to my own, but if you have something to do with this. Stop now.

01/20/2024

Hey, Ryan here. The actual one and only Ryan Reynolds. Ehm... Hugh has been acting weird for the past few days. You know how these older people get haha. Yeah. So everything is great aaaand we're doing our best ot make the movie possible. Stay tuned.

02/15/2024

Oh hey. This is Rya..Hugh. Here. I am happy and everything is fine actually... I have to be honest with you. I don't know what is happening anymore. My and Ryan's, no waiit. Hugh's body... Whatever. Both of our bodies are drawn to each other everyday. If I don't jerk off atleast twice a day thinking about us having wild sex, I cum unwillingly. I beg you, please fix this

05/18/2024

Hey guys. As you may have noticed me and RYAN left together for a holiday just for the two of us. Everything has been working out great. I just came back to delete some of the delusional posts I have been writing for the past few months. I am doing much better now thanks to all of you. Especially to you kind sir behind the computer for allowing me a proper CHANGE of my life. Hope to see you all soon. Bye...

What did you say Ryan? Yeah, of course I'm ready for round two. Be right there

Hope you liked the story. I thoguht that Ryan, the Deadpool himself, was the perfect candidate for a fourth wall break. Hope I entertained.

To all who submitted a story, please be patient. Your story is next in line

[redwidow616]

Okayyyyyy it's 11 pm and i just watched the new aaa episode and i can't sleep before i write down all my thoughts so spoilers under the cut

I swear how many times do they wanna make me think mrs. Hart is coming back?? Literally the first scene i was like waiit green witch? Animals coming out of her grave (i think)? But then it was "just" the salem seven and i was just sitting there thinking whyyyy am i doing this to myself right before i want to go to sleep?? But it was okay, not as scary as i thought it would be (im such a baby about stuff like this istg even tho i never even get nightmares)

The broom ride looked soooo cool, them in front of the moon, rio being crazy, just everything

Ngl i was sure the salem seven would at least try to come in or wod be shown following them somehow at the end. I mean they had to get through the studio house somehow but yeah I'm sure we'll see them againIt was soooo funny to me when they showed the ouija (is that how it's spelled??) board, seriously marvel, two witch clichés in one episode I was also surprised this was already agathas trial because i was convinced hers would be last but oh well

Her imitating mrs hart tho like girl show some respect like wtf was that, then when she was possessed before we new it was her mom, again with the horror movie cliche, like a witch from back then would actually do that?? Also what kinda shitty ass mother is she, i can't believe she would say that to agatha

Of course the whole solution part was crazy, i loved how rio was basically like no one can have her except me to her mom and while i was not very excited for mom!agatha but the Nicholas scratch thing pulling her out of possession was kinda cute ngl

But ALICE NOOOOO i can't believe agatha did that, now we already have two dead witches :(( also did they just leave her there?????? For the salem seven to find and idk eat or smth?????? And teen being so concerned for her, it broke my heart

But of course the ending!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT???????? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS MOM????? WANDA???!!???!!!!! WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN TO THE THREE OF THEM NOW????? WHERE DID RIO GO????? TEEN IS WEARING THE SCARLET WITCH CROWN BUT IN SILVER????? WERE THE PEOPLE SAYING HE'S WICCAN RIGHT???? ( i actually have no idea about this, i didn't read the comics)

seriously @rorysfreakshow616 you were completely accurate when telling me the last scene is crazy, i thought maybe it would be alice rising from the dead or smthn or the salem seven getting them, i actually thought they had possessed jen and lilia for a sec before i saw that there eyes were the same colour as teens magic and i was also just sitting there with my mouth wide open thinking wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf after i finished this episode

Also one last random spontaneous thought, what of teens spell book was another copy of the dark hold?

Okay I'm done now, I'll probably rewatch this episode cus I'm crazy about it and i can't wait for the next one

[angelwishess]

What do we think of Ivrine's UM being like A cage that confines the punished to a horned jail from which magic can't escape while they wait for the Queens final verdict.

OH MY GOASH??? WAIIT I LOVE THAT … THAT FITS SO WELL!! YESYESYES I AGREE!!!! 🙏🙏🙏

[teddybeartoji]

Can we kiss :(

We should kiss and watch playthroughs of all the Metal Gear Solid games :(

We should kiss and play Pokémon together.

Wait what's your favorite Pokémon?

Mines Mimikyu and Sylveon :3 THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!

HAIII BB HAIII!!!!!!!!!!!! OFC WE CAN KISSS HEHEHEEHE CMEREE AND PUCKER UPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfgg waiit i do need to watch the metal gear solid games they seem really cool!!!!!!!!!!! i think i've only seen some clips of one of them but that was like a while back anyway....

mmmm pokemon... so abt that.................. ��💀💀 i don't actually know anything about pokemon. like at all. it wasn't really a thing over here if i'm being honest.. it's not just that i don't know anything abt it, i also can't think of anybody who does lmao yes sure i know pikachu aand i've seen the other characters but if you were to ask me to name more than idk three of them i simply wouldn't be able to😭😭😭 so i think we should kiss and study pokemon together,, or well you should teach me about them lmao

[grave-cleric]

10 fandoms 10 characters!

I have nothing better to do so lets fucking go. Tagged by @skuitti <3 inbefore i have forogtten every character i've ever liked...

Emu Otori from Project Sekai. Starting with a very new addition to the roster, started playing this march and got hooked to a lot of characters but i can't put all of them on this list so i'm putting Emu because she's my colorful little decora gremlin princess. I love her energy and think she should have more extravagant outfits in the game 😤

Goemon Ishikawa XIII from Lupin the 3rd. I am a weak woman, i see a stoic samurai and i fall in love. I just, he's so [incomprihensible screaming]. He's cool and collected and dramatic in the stupidest of ways and his banter with the rest of the gang is amazing. Once again I would put other characters from the series here but i can choose just one so himb

Jester Lavorre from Critical Role, my girlfail cleric <3 I would literally put all of the Mighty Nein here if i could but alas. I love her whimsy and her style is on point. Laura is an amazing actor and how multifeceted Jester is is just a testament to that. Cant wait for the eventual forjester wedding one shot lol

Mitsuri Kanroji from Demon Slayer. My wifeeee, i love her. Just, her!!!! Witness her you fuckers!!!! Cutest and strongest girl just love her and her whole thing

Kurloz Makara from Homestuck. Had to waiit til the middle to put in the homestuck lol. My stupid dubious clown man. He's the worst and i love him for it, like go king be horrible and religiously delusional. Dancestors were so underutilized and i hate it they were all so cool. Tbh this whole list could be full of homestuck characters but i cant do that so yall get my delusional clown.

Rin Hoshizora from Love Live. My whimsical cat girl <3 fun fact i once cosplayed her. She's adorable and i like her personality a lot, also orange/blue girlie love her

Mipha from Breath of the Wild. Fish. I love the zora and Mipha hits the spot i my angst healer soul, good shit good shit. Her design is also so good!! I have the making a champion book an all of her concept art is just <3!

Karamatsu Matsuno form Osomatsusan. Fail man. That's it that's the post. Not the most pathetic out of the group but he's my pathetic little blue man. Originally didn't like him, then i just grabbed him by the neck and didn't let go. Stupid flashy man, i love him.

Legolas Greenleaf from Lord of The Rings. Pretty, slighty stupid men i love them. Also blond men. His dynamic with everyone is just, amazing. Also elf, i love elves. Be glad there aren't more elves on here

Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3. One more elf! My baby girl... she's so <3!!!! i don't care what anyone says, love her and her storyline to bits. More on my angst healer list, fits like a glove <3 I seem to have a thing for liking religiously fanatic characters i guees but raugh her storyline with Shar and her memories and!!!!!! Great game recommend

auaag tagging peopleee you don't have to do this if you dont feel like it @snepdragon @neiti-kassiopeia @siniseri aug uh i dont have anymore that pop in mind grauh

[maboroshi-if]

Yoo, I`m excited! I hope everything goes smoothly as you writee! And the intro is really well written too! Do you think in writing some of thosee... Scenes that people ask for? To show a little bit of how the ROs will interact with us? Can't waiit to see the demo!

Sure 🤗🤗! I don't have a problem writing prompts or reaction asks for you guys!

Keep in mind though, that the ROs for Part 1 are 13-16, and then in Part 2, due to the time skip, will be 24-28. So if there's a specific age range, you want the ROs to be in then let me know in the asks!

I WILL NOT DO NSFW SCENES FOR RO'S/MC BEFORE THE TIMESKIP.

Not that anyone is gonna ask 😊😊, but I just want to put that out there.

Madara is one of the ROs too, so if anyone would like to add him into the roster also just let me know.

[zonzolik]

OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T WAIIT (the only problem being I won't manage to finish all the previous series, nor the 60th anniversary specials, nevertheless I'll watching this)

To the trailer tho: I love Ncuti's accent, it adds so much to Doctor's personality. THE BRIDGERTON BIT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Also the fucking dinosaurs. Oh this is gonna be hilarious.

[lionews]

"Waiit which clan and which rule? Site's on maintenance so I can't check the TOC."

I'm beating a dead horse here, but it's The Collector. Rule 3.4 states that group projects must be mutually beneficial to all involved. However, the only person who benefits from the Collector is Zuri. All the items used as points are donated by the clan, which Zuri gives back to the clan as point redeemable items for fodder, and the fodder aids them in leaderboards. They just get to hide it under "I'm helping the economy" and "well, technically, they get something back. ".. in reality the Collector hasn't done anything to combat the markets failing prices, which is the clans whole goal.

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[ketchfantrolls]

A message for Samhai! From a certain cthulusTendril…

CT: helloooooo, samhai! OvO how are you tonight?~

CT: oh! it's teuthi by the way! remember me? you said i was pretty, and that you'd like to style my hair owo~~~

CT: i would say that you can! but you should know that i kind of live in the middle of nowhere in a lighthive in the middle of the ocean u_u~

CT: but i told my lusus about you and they seemed happy, so they won't try and wreck your boat or eat you or anything if you do want to visit! ^_^~~~

-> cinerarySoul is delighted at this message and responds immediately!

CS: HEYY TEUTHII!! yeah II remember you! doiing pretty good, organiiziing my rock collectiion and stuffffff

CS: dude II'd LOVE to come over, even iif iit's a major trek lmaoo!! II'll briing ALL of my haiir stuff, and II'll briing my lusus goober too!!

CS: obvii only iif you guys don't miind, he's just a liittle guy, not dangerous or nothiin!!

-> CS attaches a photo of her lusus. Oh. Oh good god.

CS: can't waiit to see you teuthii >:)!!

[skz-chatbot]

Well...

I went to talk to him like you guys said. I tried flirting, I think. I mentioned how I saw single and just wanted someone more...dominant in my life, you know?

But he was either too oblivious or not into me. I really thought he was gonna be it for me, like Minho said.

Why can't more guys be like you!

🪅

Waiit! That's what you meant?! *Jisung stumbles through the door* I'm sorry I was lost in thought when you said that!

[ruki--mukami]

🎟 *Elaf opens his palm and puts the ticket flap down before entangling their fingers together* …waiit wait that was weird hold up Umm I thought of just dragging you to the movies but you’d yank me back sooo let me use my brain now *She chuckles* uhh Ruki would you like to watch a movie with me? You can pick whatever movie you want and I’ll pay! I like spoiling my handsome men 🥰

🎇✨🎉CELEBRATE MY MUSES BIRTHDAY WITH THEM🎉✨🎇

🎟 to take my muse to movies to celebrate 

"Visiting the movie theater isn't exactly my cup of tea, Elaf. As you may have already surmised, I much prefer entertaining myself with a book rather than a movie. Furthermore, I'd rather enjoy the peace and quiet of a secluded environment when it comes to viewing my preferred media," the Vampire said with a sigh as he withdrew his hand, glancing down at the ticket in skepticism. "After all, the public is filled to the brim with boisterous crowds that would ruin the experience for me and everyone involved. Not to mention the predictable plotlines that may as well hit you over the head with the thousands of clues leading up to them. I can't begin to fathom what even inspired you to propose a cinema date to an avid reader."

Reclaiming her hand in his, Ruki gave the young woman a smirk that seemingly challenged her to prove him wrong before squeezing her fingers possessively like she could float away and vanish if he didn't.

"That being said, I could understand the appeal for the films that do happen to execute a plot that is both unpredictable and interesting. Perhaps we should watch a movie that has been adapted from a book and spot the disparities between the two. Some titles that come to mind are The Prestige or even American Psycho but I can only assume those aren't showing in theaters given that they are anything but fresh from the box office."

Gaze frigid as a frozen lake, he frowned, reflecting on her last words.

"And what do you mean by spoiling your men, Elaf? Men, as in multiple suitors? I ought to teach you to have eyes for me only."

[yumenosakiacademy]

Waiit I jus realized tht it'd b smarter 2 hav used the clip of amahiko from his arc in tht vid not ohses bc w the house in the bg it makes it look like they left him at home. sigh. OK. I'll delete n rerecord it n repost it 2mrw orz unfortunately i noticed it already got notes tho this is why I h8 finishing at night when I can't quadruple check 4 mistakes or changeable things.