#I can't imagine being a grad student in the lab
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Yesterday in a conversation with an undergrad, my PI mentioned that he was planning to go to the university’s marine station today to sample seagrasses. This was my first time hearing about this and I (naively I guess?) assumed that he had been planning this all beforehand. I asked if I could go if it wasn’t too much trouble (I sit in front of a computer all day and I miss the grass) and he said yes so I was like cool great. THEN at 4:30 in the afternoon, aka 30 minutes before I have to run to catch my train he was like “hey can you find a rental car for tomorrow?” and I was so fucking speechless all I could say was “yeah sure” and frantically tried to find a place, none of which were both located nearby and had pickup times that we needed. But I found one. And I couldn’t send him a link to it because the stupid rental website was storing all the work I did in the cache or whatever (idk I’m not a scientist) so I literally had to hand. him. my. computer. so he could pay for the car. AND THEN I realized wait this is an all day trip should I bring lunch because idk what the culture is in this lab (as if there’s any lab culture whatsoever but that’s a broader issue) /university and I asked him as I was leaving if we were stopping somewhere and he was like “oh food that’s a good point haha” (!!!!!!) and then I thought oh wait what about gear, like does the marine station have boots or waders we could rent? what’s the tide supposed to be like tomorrow? what sites are we going for? are we targeting Phyllospadix or Zostera because they live in super different habitats and require different sampling gear? And he had no answers to these questions. Also the low low tide today is -0.1’. Also he told me that Phyllospadix is not a seagrass, which, it literally fucking is and he had to pull up Wikipedia to check. So then he sent an email to everyone asking me to provide logistical information for tomorrow and I replied with as little snark as I could saying things about what to expect from the habitats and where to find the grasses. I realized I forgot to mention that nearest location of Zostera is in a national estuarine research reserve and I would be very surprised at this point if he’s considered permitting.
But you know what the best part about being tasked with planning a trip I didn’t know about the day before? Since I wasn’t planning on coming until less than 24 hours before, I can back out just as easily. You’re welcome for my help. What were you going to do if I hadn’t expressed interest in coming?
#I hate it here so fucking much#none of this was in my job description#thank god I only have one more year of this#I can't imagine being a grad student in the lab#like there's clearly differences in planning style between us#I need to know all the details long in advance or time to figure them out if I'm tasked with leading the trip#he's okay with just flying by the seat of his pants and it doesn't bother him#and that's fine#but I need to send a sternly-worded email and have a conversation about boundaries#this isn't the first time something like this has happened but it's certainly the worst#it's disrespectful of my time and my expertise#Collin does science
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a while ago someone sent me an ask/prompt/request about university professor!marauders x fem!reader who was a bit younger (not necessarily their student or even a student [but also maybe their student if I was feeling up for it]) and I had it saved and tried to play around with it a little bit but couldn't really formulate anything so scrapped it - but I thought I'd share with you what sort of brain rot I came up with:
So I imagined all four marauders working as faculty members at the same university and being friends. Prof. Moony worked in the English department (obviously), I could totally see James teaching kinesiology, and Sirius I had a hard time with because I could totally see him teaching astronomy at Hogwarts (since he knows all the constellations and stories, and the moon cycles like the back of his hand), but can't really see him doing that in a muggle setting? and then I though ~French~, working in the languages ;)
and then we have our Prof. Wormy who I see working in like, biochemistry or something of similar lines? and then we have his grad student - PhD candidate working on her thesis etc. Long hours in the labs and the boys seeing her one day when they come looking for Peter and just being entranced with her.
they think she's so smart/clever (which ticks Pete off something huge because she's working in his lab lol), she's obviously gorgeous, and just the sweetest thing
everyone finds it very odd that an English, a language, and a physical science professor keep finding their way's over to the biochem labs, and always finding excuses to be in the department of chemistry faculty room etc but no one really says anything. Peter completely makes fun of them for it and tries to ban them from his lab "she's the best sodding candidate I've had working in this lab, boys; do not ruin this for me". they obviously don't listen.
anyways that's my brain rot okay thanks byeeeeee
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Judging by your reposts of my posts you like Cedric huh?
Go listen to Moremoney - Pilot (YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN BELIEVE ME)
Also I think Ced owns this shirt.
Also what do you think TWM and Cedric's relationship would look like. This is the work of his Father's life, and it, in fact, took it away in the end- So i imagine it being very complicated to say the least😭 like, i think Cedric knows it's not TWM's fault but he still feels very bad about it all-
[Start ID: A dark grey T shirt that reads "engineering? I'm engi-nearing my limit" in different expressive fonts of red orange yellow and white letters. End ID.]
Alright first of all cool song!!! Give Cedric daddy issues!! I see it. I think in the end Cedric is forgiving but he must have a lot of mixed feelings, because the Author, while a loving guy, could not have possibly also had that much time to dedicate to Cedric, or any of his other children, for that matter.
Now. Regarding TWM... You know how I said Cedric is somewhat detached? He avoids talking about the old world, unless pushed by Niko. He avoids the thought of living in a simulation and insists on that, almost like a coping mechanism. I think some of it may be grief from this lost world, but some of it may be his own distance towards TWM and what it can cause on the code. After all, he's likely equally as vulnerable as everyone else to the squares.
It's uncertain whether TWM directly provoked the Author's death, considering he "left on his own terms", but symbolically? It may have, yeah. The Author invested his last years working on this project that's meant to last beyond himself and his world, but in turn most likely sacrificed time and opportunities to live himself. It's a selfless act, but that doesn't mean his children don't need him to be present too. The younger you headcanon Cedric as the worse this is. (night has placed him as grad school student age, but many do consider him a teen). Cedric may try to avoid thinking about this and making this connection, but it would be a low blow to face any grief he has about his father.
And to add even more fuel, because of the Solstice run, Cedric likely has trauma from the squares and TWM's influence on them. He has to actively run from them. They damage his flying machine, they cause the labs to collapse, they destroyed his brother's body. But unlike him, Cedric can't just replace himself if he gets hurt. He may put on a brave face and be proactive to get things done (let's face it he carries the Solstice run), but this still has to impact him in some way.
On the World Machine's side I imagine that it has mixed feelings on the trio as a whole. In a way it's thanks to their efforts that it could be tamed, but according to Rue it also spent so long thinking of them as not real, and to have this view challenged has to be a big thing to get used to.
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This is long rant and super specific to me but I feel like I need to write about this somewhere.
I finally got some decent sleep last night! I tried a new med and got insomnia from it so I was only sleeping a few hours a night for a few days there with extremely high anxiety while it got out of my system. Now that I've slept I feel better but man I'm still very anxious. It's hard to tell what's from this episode and what's more valid. Maybe "valid" isn't the right word. Idk. I'm trying to figure out if I fucked up by accepting this job offer or if it's just from this episode. I 100% started job searching too early for several reasons. Context: I'm a physics graduate student, and I started applying for jobs (mainly this job) before I had started my thesis and before I was done with my analysis. I was having a hard time with the collaboration and my situation and needed to think about the possibility of getting out and doing something meaningful with my life. My sort-of-boyfriend at the time (hard to describe other than maybe a situationship?) is another grad student in the collaboration and he was incredibly motivated to get out and graduate. So I kind of got dragged along in that desire to get out but without the confidence or the drive (or lack of anxiety) to commit to long hours. There was an opportunity that arose with a group at a national lab that my friend is now staff scientist at. It's in space science and super cool and one step to the side of what I want to do and would be an amazing way to get into the field. I applied and they flew me out for an interview and it went really well and they gave me a verbal offer. This was in February. And now it's been a game of me being optimistic and giving a time estimate, then realizing I am not progressing as I should, then being like "ooops sorry I need more time" and then them being like "we'd like you as soon as you can, but whatever you need". And now that has gone on until I'm up to the point where I'm not sure if I can make it on the latest start date possible in the offer I signed. I'm trying to remind myself that I never "lied" to them. I was just excited and optimistic. But maybe still did start to early. And honestly I'm scared I'd never be able to finish the thesis even with infinite time. And some of my peers are like "yeah, I had to work for 8+ hours a day on my thesis with no weekends" and I literally can't do that. My brain won't let me. I'm feeling so very frozen. I have a very strong shame response and I'm feeling an incredible amount of shame imagining that I need to make this group restart their postdoc search. It feels personal because I was recommended by my friend and I would be failing him personally. And also the shame of failing in general. I should reach out to my support people but I'm just so frozen and scared. There's also the problem that with what I have written so far, I feel almost like I'm plagiarizing because I've been looking at the thesis of two of my peers that have already been submitted. And it's so hard for me to not be like "what they are doing is correct so I need to do something similar". I also feel like there's so many imposter syndrome hurdles I need to overcome that my peers probably didn't. (I'm the only grad student on this thesis that isn't a cis man). I want to understand everything but it feels like I'm copying and not actually understanding. I know I need to talk to my advisor and my other contacts and not make any big decisions right now. But my brain is just screaming at me that I need to get this pressure off so I am not so frozen. And the most direct way to do that (other than dropping out completely and never writing my thesis) is by getting rid of this timeline all together. This is probably the lack of sleep and anxiety, but I'm so tempted to undo the offer (before I waste even more moths of the group's time), go home for a month and be sad, and then just restart and take another year or something. Again, that would be a bad decision and I won't let myself make any bad decisions right now, but I just wish this amazing job offer didn't feel like a death sentence.
#vent#delete later#grad school sucks#i think its one of the worst life choices you can make for your mental health lol#hopefully a few more days of sleep and ill feel like i can handle myself again#hmmmm writing this out may have cleared my head enough to take a nap...
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I think a big contributor of toxic academic workplace culture is continuing generation students trying to go to graduate school and recreate the hyperbolic romanticization of their parents experience in grad school. You grow up, you spend 20 years hearing: "Graduate school is the worst time ever. It's gonna be the best time of your life, but the worst at the same time. I studied 18 hours a day. I gained 50 pounds. We would be at the bar learning quantum mechanics until 3 a.m every day. I didn't see my mom at christmas for six years"
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Like imagine being a first generation student, you get into grad school, you're so excited. You go to your PI, and he's like, "Here's your lab schedule. You're gonna work 65 hours a week for the next four weeks" And you go ask someone in your cohort because, like, you don't know. You're a first-gen. Like, is this normal? Like, am i supposed to do this? Like, should i push back against this? And that guy's like, "that's what grad school was like, get ready" He might quit right. Like he might be like, "I can't work 65 hours a week, that's impossible" Or even worse, he might do it. He might think, "Oh that's what grad school is like" and just suffer for six years because some guy is trying to romanticize his parents education.
Angela Collier (acollierastro) in First generation graduate students (2021)
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we have a fucking Institute Research Retreat out in fucking vermont coming up which is just an unimaginable nightmare for so many reasons but especially:
our senior postdoc feels very strongly that we should drive out to the approximate retreat location a day early, HIKE SOME MOUNTAIN TRAILS, *CAMP OVERNIGHT*, AND THEN HIKE THE REST OF THE WAY TO THE RETREAT, where we will then give poster presentations that same day. distances and trail and required speed are all unspecified except for assurances that the trail he has in mind is “pretty easy” and “just a couple hours”.
(you may remember that it was BARELY TWO MONTHS AGO that my lab went on a mandatory hiking retreat that involved a hike of roughly triple the difficulty and length we had been told to expect. over the course of this i was put under intense social & professional pressure to hike far beyond my physical comfort or ability, required to disclose extensive personal medical information in order to justify being unable to hike as fast or as far as the rest of the group, repeatedly had to negotiate for being allowed to be in a slower group or travel less distance than everyone else, and still ended up doing SEVEN HOURS OF STEEP INCLINE HIKING which left me with a significant, painful hip injury that took three weeks to mostly recover.)
other people in the lab have pushed back on this plan, but only the overnight camping bit, on the grounds that it would be too unpleasant to do without a shower the day of the retreat. they are still in negotiations for what would be a good alternative plan to fit in the hiking.
if my advisor had not been by far the primary driver of the high-speed, long distance hiking in trip #1, i would consider going to her with something like:
“as you know, i have physical limitations that make hiking difficult for me. after our last hiking trip, i was injured and in a lot of pain and it made it more difficult for me to get things done. i had enormous difficulty doing anything else that same day. as such, i’m worried that going on a hike right before the retreat will keep me from being able to participate in it or present my work effectively. since it seems like there’s not a good middle ground between my ability to hike, especially in a way that guarantees i won’t be injured at all, and the rest of the lab’s preferred hiking settings, distance, and pace. as such, i don’t think i can participate in the hike and still be engaged and productive at the retreat afterward. obviously i want to be an active member of the lab and participate in lab activities, but it’s not possible for me to do the hike followed by the research retreat.”
this seems reasonable, you know, lots of appeals to Wanting to Be My Best At Work, except that during the last hike i had to explain to her the concept that not all physical limitations can be overcome by willpower. so. uh. not sure if this is a reasonable thing to attempt or if i will be preemptively announcing myself to be a quitter and not a team player. truly don’t know what to do. maybe i’ll just die
#this is already going to be so fucking awful when i assemble my poster that showcases my 100% Zero Progress#and my boss remembers she’s mad at me for being the worst grad student in the lab#(i have been dodging the verbal statements of disappointment for a little while by working 55hrs/wk but it can’t work forever)#i can't imagine all of that and also. hiking#box opener
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thoughts on reverse transmigration with dbd characters?
many thoughts.
usually the love interest is reverse-transmigrated so... who?
what age are you bringing these people over?
is zyx going back to their modern first life? or do they know zyx but this life's zyx doesn't know them?
is this crack or is this semi-serious?
are they coming full-on 'i got lost from dragon con' or 'i'm a classmate that woke up with a whole 'nother life that i just remembered'?
if there is any iteration that modern-day zyx has to house more than one motherfucker. ANon. my guy. good, dear anon
why? zyx (i) is a poor grad student, floating above poverty line but one incident away from eating shit at all times. zyx (i) could ask their parents to help but what the fuck no they'd kill me
how do you even begin explaining anything
modern-day zyx (okay it's fucking me) i am beholden to so many people, that if even one fucking dude shows up i will have to explain myself to a minimum of eight people within three hours of the transmigrator making contact.
there's no room in my apartment. even pre-quarantine, it's a tight 3.5 people (3 + cat + friend who really really liked roommate #2 and basically lived w us) and only 1.5 bathrooms.
i'm gonna have to feed them. i love feeding people but on my terms and on my schedule only
the main inside joke of that time, between my friends, was '____ okay, then; pay rent'. how are they gonna pay rent???
if you're making zyx transfer back to their life after going through even a bit of their second life, congrats that's it you broke 'em. no longer a functional being.
(y'know, i always held a morbid curiosity of what happens after to the teens that become heroes; when they finish the hero's journey and need to come back to society. it must feel like living in a parallel dimension, like a ghost.)
also you're bringing the new love interest transmigrator along. into a place where i already have emotional ties, a partner, and a life we're building. like those romcom films where old quirky love interest breaks up long-time couple, it sucks for the collateral.
transmigrator lover-boy/girl, even if zyx has gotten as far as getting together with them in xianxia hell, if zyx wants to keep their mind intact: no more love.
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the only way this won't be painful is if dbd zyx doesn't come over, but transmigrator does. they need to find the zyx equivalent and survive/whatever quest for a duration before they can return.
upon meeting zyx irl, zyx receives untraceable bank transfers that cover boarding this mf. they need to convince zyx (and her bf, and her roommates, and her friends, and her cat) to let them stay.
(dude, what the hell i'm fucking almost 30 i don't want to deal with no fucking teenybopper i got shit to do)
(i cannot imagine a dbd character around my age transmigrating that's happy, unless it's post-dbd if dbd isn't too bittersweet; thus i keep imagining teen/young adult transmigrator(s))
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(or dbd zyx co-piloting modern zyx body to help, and will eventually leave)
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OH FUCK THE LANGUAGE BARRIER
bro. 我的普通话很普通 okay??? even worse than that.
we'd be google translating shit this whole fucking time
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is this a reverse-transmigration where mdzs will exist for them to see? that's ultra-messy. vetoed.
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pre-quarantine i was at the lab for most of the day... and still taking classes. they can't tag along for work bc it's personnel-controlled based on clearance, and i can't protect them from being called on in a grad-level lecture. where do i put them??? Do they play video games at home?
do i have to work from home earlier than 2020?
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you know, the easiest person to put up with is mianmian. and/or wen qing.
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they'll really cut into my gym time
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(in a very far-off extra post-possible-wangxian-ot3, this is a temporary scenario via the dream incense.
you know how the first incense extra was about lwj opening up to wwx, humanizing him, assuaging his deepest desires/worst fears?)
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Her nose wrinkles and expression turns disdainful, as it always does when something was perceived odious. The scent?
Wei Ying discreetly sniffs the incense burner. Perhaps due to it not being the customary sandalwood they both have grown used to, within the Jingshi?
Zhu Lin is oddly sensitive to things as such.
"Unfortunately, this one has some records to peruse," she said, grabbing Lan Zhan's zhongyi and waiyi to quickly cover up and head towards the library. No one would bother stopping either of Hanguang-Jun's special guests. "Enjoy the night," she adds, fingers dance across Wei Ying's jaw, an appreciative stare over Lan Zhan's form and a small uptick of the mouth, before leaving.
Still so modest, Wei Ying smiles and briefly holds where she touched, who could have imagined? He turns his attention from the door to Lan Zhan, whose eyes' gleam intensify with the light of the rising moon. Wei Ying sets the incense burner down and saunters over to his half-dressed lover, letting his red hair ribbon fall like a caress down his body.
Despite their third being absent, it does not preclude the remaining pair from activities.
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When they wake, it is to discover that they fell asleep between further disrobing and settling on the bed while kissing. There is nothing to lament - both Wei Ying and Lan Zhan were thoroughly undone within their shared dream, satisfied in all ways. It is a first that both he and Lan Zhan awaken at the same time - at the hour of compromise between their usual habits.
Lan Zhan's eyes blink, and Wei Ying can see his mind rubbed raw and tender. He grabs his hands with reassurance, and Lan Zhan slowly tightens the grip in security and affection.
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Zhu Lin is still reading her records in the library, annotating in another notebook simultaneously. She makes a noise of acknowledgment when Wei Ying announces that a late breakfast (or early lunch) will be in the Jingshi.
"Almost done," she mumbles, her speech turning casual in midst of concentration, "I will likely take a nap after. In a bit, A-Ying."
"Don't let it get cold, okay?"
"Mhhm." A glare at the book. "Fuckin - ..." her mumbles become incomprehensible.
Both he and Lan Zhan have appointments, and it is not until the sun is halfway to the horizon that they have an opportunity to check on Zhu Lin in the Jingshi.
She lays not on the bed, but on the floor in front of the table and curled under the borrowed robes of last night. Lunch has been picked clean. Lan Zhan hurries to their third's side, driven by the sight and the immensity of his sentiment.
"Ah, don't move her - you know she's comfortable there," Wei Ying laughs. He settles down next to her form, legs stretching out.
Lan Zhan sighs and pulls the thickest layer higher on Zhu Lin's shoulder. "I know." And then he freezes while looking around the room. "The incense burner -"
It was still burning. Rather, likely the disciple delivering their meal saw the incense reached its end, and decided to replace it.
What an opportunity! Wei Ying catches Lan Zhan's eyes, and their thoughts are as one, as always.
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Wei Ying sees Lan Zhan before anything else. There is nothing else to see.
"As Zhu Lin has said, many years ago, 'those who tell tales usually have no actions to speak for them'," he starts with relish.
"Wei Ying," Lan Zhan admonishes without true reproach.
"Passion hides within the admired but secretive Zhu-gongzi," Wei Ying continues, "like my Lan-er-gege. Shall we wager to what depths?"
Lan Zhan does not respond, but Wei Ying can feel the heat radiating from him. His earlobes have flushed as though they were plucked until bruised. "She..."
The dreamscape materializes in front of them.
It... is an alien one. Gray, smooth expanse - stone-like yet shaped unlike stone. It paves the surrounding land. Neat buildings of wood and translucent glass sit before them, imposing in their regularity. Beyond that, the dreamscape is unformed.
No one is around, but it was the same with Wei Ying's dreams - until they found their counterparts.
A single door opens.
Lan Zhan turns a glance at him, and Wei Ying answers the silent question by following barely a step behind.
The inside of the building is no less puzzling. Dim from the curtains, but not derelict. Compact, packed, and Wei Ying can start to guess at the furnishings. Some of them, he amends, seeing an obsidian-black slab that reflects a warped image of the two in the entranceway.
"A dwelling," Lan Zhan says. "A residence."
"We barely saw Shuangfeng that discussion conference, didn't we?" Wei Ying thinks out loud. "And Zhu Lin has never mentioned her clan's estate."
They both mull it over, and while there is not an answer more probable -
It is a curious place. Still devoid of others as they wander its modest space. A room takes on an odd violet glow, and when they peek inside it is a room of porcelain and small potted plants.
A mirror, polished crystal and glass, shows their wide-eyed stares directed right back.
It starts to become unsettling. There is another landing in this dwelling, and they walk up the floors with woolen texture, hearing wood creak below. Another violet room, larger and a recessed basin - some sort of washroom, then.
Two doors stand closed on either side of them.
One door is locked, no matter how Wei Ying tries to coax it. The second one gives with a gentle push. It is a personal suite. Shadows dance from the sunlight streaming in.
"It's a bit cramped, isn't it?" Wei Ying comments, looking around.
"Workspace," Lan Zhan points out. "Not unlike Wei Ying's."
It holds truth. The room is packed with shelves along most of the walls, furnished densely. Bits of clothing draped for airing, bursting full wardrobes, and tables seated with strange black chairs that cannot be anything but workspaces. One table holds a plethora of little figurines, the details on them intricate and their coloring done so finely. Another obsidian-like slab on the table. Brushes more fine than the most delicate of calligraphy brushes, small pots of pigment haphazardly arranged.
The second table, which Wei Ying nearly missed but Lan Zhan inspects first, is covered with the same reflective slabs. Small ornaments litter the tiered surface of this table, all variety of implements and tools. The lower tier is stacked with papers precariously, impressive in their snow-white color and sharp, crisp forms. Upon them, there is writing and diagrams so esoteric that Wei Ying cannot begin to guess at their contents.
"... looks familiar, despite -" Lan Zhan picks up one of the papers. "If this residence is Zhu Lin's, then this must be her work."
"So diligent!" He can see the same pattern with how her strokes linger and drag, but the emphasis is on utility and speed. "Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan - did you pick up more than naughty words from our Zhu Lin?"
"Ridiculous," Lan Zhan responds, but again there is no heat and the earlobes reveal all. He sets the paper back down neatly.
"She's always been like this, then?" Wei Ying laughs fondly.
They turn their attention to the final section of the room. An opaque canopy flutters from the window breeze, shielding whatever is behind it from view.
"Shall you? Or shall I?" Wei Ying drawls, his heart beating with anticipation. Likely, the fun will begin here.
Lan Zhan is no less eager than he, and reaches one hand to sweep aside the curtain.
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A woman lies on the bed behind the curtains. Lan Zhan nearly flinches back from the immodest state of dress, and Wei Ying himself has to steady his breathing and hold the apology on his tongue.
Fabric so thin, wrapped around flesh so obscenely, even walking out with one's inner robes would be more polite. He averts his gaze. Short trousers, barely a loincloth at this point, cover this woman's lower half. Healthy in form, well-proportioned, skin the color of diluted honey.
She is alive. She breathes. She is part of the dream.
She is asleep. Her hair - long and unruly, vibrantly colored like everything else in this dreamscape, black blending to a flushed pink like blossoms on a branch - obscures her features. Slim hands, slender fingers tangle in the pink strands like another curtain pulled shut for privacy.
Wei Ying can make out the glint of precious metal on the one exposed ear, and near her mouth.
Through these observations, she continues to sleep, languid and curled like a large tiger.
"You two."
Wei Ying and Lan Zhan turn, the surprise of someone living in this almost-unmoving dream jolting them into awareness.
Zhu Lin stands before them, dressed in Lan Zhan's robes like last night. Wei Ying is about to call out a greeting, but -
Her expression is blank. No warmth, no sly smile. Eyes watchful, posture yielding the pretense of being casual while leaning against the doorframe.
He can feel Lan Zhan tense next to him. Lan Zhan has always been more perceptive of the nuances in Zhu Lin's moods.
"This one must ask you two to step away from that woman."
Because Lan Zhan's hold on his wrist grows taut, Wei Ying does not argue and moves with Lan Zhan.
Given space in the cramped room, Zhu Lin walks over towards the bed. The few steps she takes are measured, restrained, but in a way that Wei Ying cannot help thinking she wants nothing more than to dart over.
She reaches the bed. They cannot see her expression from behind, as she stares down at the woman for a while.
Finally, she pulls the curtains shut.
"... who is she?" Lan Zhan dares to ask in the heavy silence.
"Lan-er-gongzi, is it not obvious?" Zhu Lin turns around. Her face holds the terrible smile she only puts on when forced into a fight she must desperately win.
"That is me."
#zyx au's#mdzyx#RT au#on mrts#on dbd#Anonymous#inquiry#dbd what if#my defining trait is getting stressed about things that aren't even happening#i'm too practical for reverse-transmigration#you can go feed a bunch of teenagers on a shit salary and get back to me on that#if i had to house zhou le i'd be twisting that mf's ear#wait can i claim them as dependents for my tax refund???#enjoy the whatever this is#zyx will have to be dragged kicking and screaming into being known
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Shibie deserve love too
As part of my Actual Job, today I got to listen to a very interesting and helpful presentation given by an entomologist. (Truly, it was fascinating! So many species of Simulium! Some are homophilic and some are not! Much to consider in Actual Job-land.)
So I invite you all to consider Entomology Grad Student!Wu Xie who decides to tag along Sanshu’s tomb raiding adventure because the area he’s traveling to is relatively remote but is known for the local ecology having unusual Scolopendra subspecies and it would be so great if he can collect specimens for dissection back at uni. Sanshu is basically planning to ditch him in the village before they go into the tomb, but Wu Xie is like, but I bet inside, Scolopendra will have fascinating bioluminescent properties! Which is how Wu Xie becomes the entomological world’s foremost expert on shibie.
Cue Wu Xie setting up entomology expeditions to tombs and being like “you can’t kill all the shibie!!!!! I need to bring them back, Professor Z will be sooooo impressed!!!”
He talks Zhang Qiling, who is obviously already in love with this idiot, into creating shibie capture tools with his blood. Zhang Qiling is perplexed but willing to help the cute boy who is inexplicably interested in shibie.
Pangzi shows up to rob tombs and is reluctantly dragooned into becoming a research assistant. He is surprisingly good at writing “research proposals” to get tomb raids funded by the university.
“You mean people just… give you money? If you ask?”
Wu Xie says, “Yes, of course! You just have to make it clear why they should fund your research.”
“Tianzhen,” Pangzi says, eyes glowing with glee, “I will write you the best grant proposals ever.”
Wu Xie, bemused, “Uh, ok. Thanks, Pangzi.”
Wang Meng is the lab assistant who gets sent all these bizarre creatures and has to process the samples for review and analysis. The live samples are a little bit too much for him and he demands a raise or he is quitting. Pangzi has to fold this into the next research proposal, grumbling that if Wang Meng is getting a raise, then so is he. He has a very large “field research” line item and he refuses to show Wu Xie the detailed budget.
Imagine Zhang Qiling watching Wu Xie carefully capture shibie while all around them chaos reigns, thinking, ‘But *why* is he is adorable?’
Pangzi, using knives and flares to keep shibie from overwhelming a kneeling Wu Xie coaxing shibie babies into a trap, “Are you just about done, Tianzhen, I would really like *not to die* for your PhD!!!!”
Wu Xie gives an absent hand wave and Pangzi yells, “Now, Xiaoge!”
Zhang Qiling slices his hand open and flings blood to get rid of the shibie. Wu Xie’s face falls as they retreat and Zhang Qiling feels bad that he has magic bug-repelling blood. Then Wu Xie is like, “Let me bandage your hand, Xiaoge!!!” And Zhang Qiling just revels in the fact that Wu Xie is touching him. (Wu Xie introduces Zhang Qiling to syringes.)
Pangzi and Wu Xie carry the samples back with them. They’ve found that even in Xiaoge’s pack the samples go wonky before they go back to the city.
Anyway, I love the idea of WX being weirdly and wildly successful at tomb robbing in the round-about way of some entomological discovery that solves some fantastic mystery! He definitely ends up in warehouse 11 and is so annoyed that he can't spend all his time with the death bugs in the forbidden zone. He's definitely going to need to write a grant proposal once he solves this whole Sanshu mystery, those bugs need some attention!
The stupid Wangs and the dumb Ultimate! Wu Xie cannot entomologize his way into destroying the Ultimate, but he can get rid of those terrible Wangs (who find that they are attacked by wave after wave of domesticated shibie that Wu Xie has raised in some really interesting conditions [he gets THREE papers out of it, when he can't sleep so just writes up data out of habit]). The whole snake hallucination thing leds to a drunken shitshow where he is both mourning Xiaoge AND mourning his lost dreams of a paper about the evolution of desert-cave shibie, and the only one there to watch him is Hei Xiazi who has categorically refused to take part in any entomological nonsense. He is there to kill tomb creatures not to get all cute and fuzzy-- whoa, what is a grant proposal??? Move over Pangzi!
#dmbj#the lost tomb reboot#wu xie the entomologist#pangzi becomes the best grant writer ever#wang meng continues to be long-suffering#shibie#wu xie is just fascinated by bugs ok#and shibie are so cool!#xiaoge is like#how?#how is he so cute#he's going to get killed trying to get phd research completed#which is more realistic than rather a lot of lost tomb#anyway this was a delightful diversion
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Inosuke College AU
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Major: Kinesiology
Minor: Psychology
Sports: Judo, Rugby
Clubs: Tanjiro signed him up for a ceramics club, and he goes only to try and one up him (Which is not the point of the club at all smh) but he attends every meeting without fail.
He's that dude that walks into the lecture hall wearing the most outrageous and eye-catching outfits
You just can't help but see him and instantly know what he's like to talk to
Neon orange athletic shorts with a hawaiian shirt so stereotypical it makes your eyes twitch in displeasure
Add some burkenstock sandals worn with mismatched socks and you have Inosuke
Just by looking at him you know he is quite the personality to work with
And he is, but he is intelligent and definitely pulls his weight in projects
Will chastise his classmates if they get injured while doing the more active labs
But he does that while tending to their injuries so you know he cares about their wellbeing
It's quite sweet of him!
Well it would be if every 3rd word wasn't a swear
That doesn't mean he has terrible grades though.
No he actually does quite well in his courses and there's one simple reason as to why;
he's genuinely hard working
Which surprises nearly everyone who sees him.
But that only makes him work harder
You see Inosuke decided to actually get an education for the simple reason that everyone assumed he was too stupid to do anything with his life
He originally wanted to do Zoology but then he realized that he has too much energy, which ends up scaring off most animals
Which defeats the whole "study of animals" part of Zoology
Of course his Mom was in his corner despite this, really only wanting her son to be happy and find his own success
So he wouldn’t make the same mistakes she did in her youth
Inosuke actually got advice from his mom which helped him settle on Kinesiology as his degree
But once he settled on his degree he was set in stone
His pseudo-step dad offered to pay for his schooling but Inosuke said "I would rather swallow a truck whole than be indebted to you"
And then took out a shit ton of loans to pay for everything
Which only amused his pseudo-dad and made his mom worry a tad
He manages to work a part time job flipping burgers over the summer which was enough to let him pay for his books and meal plan outright for the first year
And yet despite seeing him bust his ass to be able to go to school people still tried to dissuade him from doing anything further with his life
Which only made him work harder
His whole attitude towards school is "man this sucks but also fuck anyone and anything that tries to make me quit: No You"
Inosuke even takes pride in the dropped jaws that come from seeing him at the top of his courses
The boy has never once gotten lower than an 80% on an assignment
He does best in his statistics course simply because both Tanjiro and Zenitsu are also enrolled in that block
Inosuke is competitive
In his other courses nobody stirs up that aggressive competitive spirit like Tanjiro and Zenitsu do in their shared Stat course
And with the pair of them around him, Inosuke feels the urge to out do both to the point where he likes to imagine their feelings of inferiority will crush them like a 1 ton block of the densest concrete imaginable
Inosuke actually made Zenitsu stop breathing from sheer shock and awe when he realized what Inosuke's minor was
Psych is Zenitsu's major (the duo don't share any courses for psychology so they didn't know until then) and it caused Zenitsu to go on a rant to the effect of, " to think that pig headed idiot is doing better than me, that must be a lie! LIAR"
That rant made Inosuke laugh so hard he fell off the table he was sitting on
He actually bruised a rib because of it
It remains Inosuke's favourite memory of Zenitsu because of this
And he wants to see how else he can make him turn purple with rage
Hence he often comes up with weird ways to try and express his perceived academic superiority over his friends rivals
Zenitsu falls for the weird competitive schemes Inosuke comes up with
Tanjiro decidedly does not, in fact he doesn't really care so long as nobody actually gets hurt
Does that stop Inosuke from trying to outdo him? N o p e
If Tanjiro gets 96% on an assignment Inosuke must get 100%
What can I say Inosuke is a competitive guy
And it works for him as motivation
Maybe a little too well if Inosuke has anything to say about it
(He was embarrassed bc he got called out publicly at his grad ceremony for not just outstanding academic excellence but by the elderly head of the department for "being the Kinesiology student with the highest grades since the founding of the department" )
The metal he received from the department head totally does not hang on the wall in his mom's house
Speaking of competitive spirit at school
He trains really hard for both Judo and Rugby
Its a great way for Inosuke to burn off both his aggression towards all the frustrating people he's stuck interacting with and his pent up energy
Kicking ass just makes his temperament a lot easier to deal with for others and he will use ' sports practice' excuse to leave whatever social situation he doesn't want to be in
He just really likes contact sports okay
And by God is he good at them
Like takes home trophies and metals kinda good
Which also aren't being kept at him mom's house where he definitely doesn't have displayed where she can see them and be proud of him
However due to his tendency to be aggressive with the intensity of interest he has in things
Tanjiro signed Inosuke up for a ceramics class
He thought that Inosuke would do well with something relaxing to do while still keeping it tactile enough to keep him interested
It did not go over as well as Tanjiro had hoped
But despite this Inosuke still goes to every single club meet up without fail
Is he good at it? No
Is Tanjiro? Definitely
Does that make Inosuke steaming mad? Yep
Inosuke generally sucks at making clay things symmetrical
So every plate or bowl or vase he makes ends up lopsided
Inosuke will die before he admits to Tanjiro that he was glad for being signed up after he gave his Mom the successful first mug he made and she smiled brighter than she had in years
It was bright green with blue and purple childlike butterfly drawings on it and the glaze wasn't spread evenly so it looks a little patchy
And the handle is proportional too large and thin for the cup itself
But Inosuke's mom loves it more than any other mug in the house
And now every time he goes home to see her and she uses that mug, he finds himself quite happy
But he will deny it thoroughly.
All in all he loves getting the chance to go to College
He may hate the judgy people he's forced to encounter regularly but Inosuke does adore the chance to learn and explore new interests
Not to mention the people he gets to interact with
Even if he knows the debt will weigh heavy on his bank account for a long while.
He still thinks it was all worth it.
#inosuke hashibira#demon slayer#demon slayer au#demon slayer inosuke#demon slayer modern au#inosuke hashiriba college au#demon slayer headcanons
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