#I can't help itttt!!!

[iamthespleenlesswonder]

there's this one tim drake dimension travel fic where he gets yeeted to a dimension with a better batfam by mr. mxypltzk (how tf do you spell that) and bart and kon come with him. i remember specifically there's this one scene where tim is practicing in the batcave and the alternate batfam are just... appalled by the amount of force he's using. because they Don't Do That in their dimension.

AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT. I CAN'T FIND THE FIC. IT BRINGS ME GREAT PAIN.

[elzorton]

Richard II

[yannni0429]

I wanna try to make an animatic of "Hold them down" but imagine a servant (my oc/Y/N ) has a "little" crush on Antinous and as he describes the things he'll do to Telemachus and Penelope they...uhh...yah (⁠｡⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠｡⁠)

[gothchoccymilk]

every time I eat less-processed meat and I get something rubbery-chewy or rock hard I get 🤏 this much closer to becoming vegetarian

and then I remember that I don't eat vegetables unless all the nutrition has been boiled out of them in the name of Soft, or fruit at all, and I would starve to death

[cirillariannonx]

" — hey! I won this fair and square. Don't play if you're not going to follow the rules." Ciri snatched the bread back from the older child, staring at him with raised brows, warning him to back down. She'd been cared to her whole life, her every need tended to, sheltered and protected. That all changed after her grandmother's death. She was now at the bottom of the royal heap. Ever since the lockdown began, the Moroi had been at each other's throats, afraid and desperate. The older and more-respected purebloods hoarded the rations, and Ciri, who no longer had an influential bloodline, was left behind. Starving, irritated, and frankly bored out of her brains, Ciri had stolen some worker's regular clothes and successfully slipped the palace's perimeter, and her guardian, making her way to the communes. She longed for an adventure, desperate to interrupt the brain-numbing cycle of staring at the palace's walls, but at the very least, she had to find some food. Luckily, she'd stumbled upon some grubby-looking dhampir children playing for bets, and she fit in with ease, actually enjoying herself for once. The only person she ever spent time with these days was Eggsy, and that was only because he had to. He was hardly good company. Unfortunately, however, it seemed the fun was over, as the dhampir child refused to honour the bet. Using his size as an advantage, he grabbed the loaf once more, shoving her away with his free hand, unaware she was royal. "Oi!" Ciri exclaimed, rubbing at the aching spot in her chest. "I won that. Give it back." But he only sneered. Cirilla narrowed her eyes at the expression, feeling a sudden burst of rage course through her. Controlling her emotions had become impossible since her family died, and without second thought, she lunged at the boy. "Give it back!" She yelled, aimless and sloppy in her attack, fuelled by only anger. A sharp voice cut through the commotion, one she only noticed when the boy underneath her went limp, afraid. Slowly, Ciri got to her feet, turning to face the owner, heart pounding in her chest. A Shadowhunter stared down at her, disgust in her eyes. "Just what do you think you're doing?"

[fagatakonin]

In this economy i will have a small flat to my name at most but i REALLY want to be the kind of person who constantly invites people over..... friends colleagues etcetera... i might be naive in how well i would be able to handle the invited people 'invading' my space but i've grown so fond of the idea.........

[biorg]

i need to work out but youtube music has finally released my 2024 recap playlist and i can't stop listening to it

[lonestatus]

*tragic yuri enjoyer after reading a normal yuri drama* hmm that was nice but i wish they didn't overcome that last obstacle in the end

[camellcat]

knockdown dragout... doomsday bad wolf bay... do you understand me

[zyntifada]

Yessssss pls give us the comedy of errors <3

on it boss 🫡

[akqrus]

Ah yes, I love listening to the same song over and over for questionable periods of time.

[manybrokenquills]

Is it weird to have a crisis as your best friend (who you care for deeper then just in a friend type of way) is sleeping beside you??

Like they actively have their hand around my waist and their face in my chest and I am crying???

God, I love them.

[welivefast-dieyoung]

People are realising that Callum is amazing 😩 It's so over for me rn.

[lxnarphase]

━━ ❝ ah-ah, barbie, you're so fine! ❞

special treatment : thighs edition

☾₊‧⁺...ft. : kamo choso + itadori yuuji + higuruma hiromi + ryomen sukuna

☾₊‧⁺...cw : pussy eating, facesitting, somnophilia, dirty talk, fingerfucking, overstimulation, praise kink, degradation, desperation, oral fixation, squirting, creampie, choso being whiny, yuuji being a little shit, yuuji is 21yrs & a college student, hiromi being pussydrunk, sukuna being whipped

✧ k. choso : poor choso, ever since the first time he's gotten a taste of what's between your thighs, he's begging you every day just to eat your cunt. but today? today must be a bad day, because choso is desperate. his already between your thighs, whimpering and whining as he mouths at you through your underwear, tears in his eyes as he begs you to give him a little taste. once you do, his eyes are rolling back just from the first lick.

"you taste so good, fuck, so good, thank you, thank you, mmph, so delicious, i can't get enough." "can you cum again? i know it's been 4 times already, but please? please, please, pleaase, pretty thing, i need itttt..." "oh my goddd, you're cumming? yes, yes, cum on my tongue, pretty please, i'll fuck you so good after, just keep cumming, don't hold back." "stop-stop running away, i know your pretty pussy is all sensitive b-but i just, i can't stop...but you know you can say the safeword and i'll stop, right? ...what? you-you like being overstimulated...? fuck, fuck, okay, let me make you squirt on my tongue then i'll fuck you good, okay?"

✧ i. yuuji : yuuji's always been a smug little shit whenever it came to teasing you. what starts off with him tickling you and blowing raspberries into your stomach turns nto hot kisses against your stomach that let down to the waistband of your underwear as he pushes your shirt up higher on your body. he can't help but grin up at you when he notices the wet spot on your panties from his little kisses.

"d'awww, bunny, y'so cute! look at how wet you are. is that 'cus of me? ehehe, i know, i know, teasing is mean, but i can't help it...you're just so adorable." "y'know i can practically feel your heartbeat whenever i kiss it? mhm, i can feel that, pretty girl. don't cover your face, baby, you're so cute!" "your thighs are so soft. i could stay between here forever, fuck goin' to classes or missions, i'd rather just eat you out until you pass out." "open up these legs a little more, let me get my fingers in there...thereeee we go, such a pretty lil' bun, aren't you?" "you're so messy! did i do this to you? yeah? aww, my pretty girl likes meee! i felt how you squeezed on my fingers! so cute!

✧ h. hiromi : ever since you made a comment about his nose, saying 'doja is right about big noses' in passing to him, hiromi has been curious. curious enough to the point where he looks it up, seeing the video of said woman. so, you wanted to sit on his face and grind on his nose, hm? you've never sat on his face before but he was sure to change that.

"i don't care if you think i'll die, i want you to sit on my face. i'm giving you the chance to either have control of your pace or let me do what i want with you. so, what's your decision?" "see? it's not that bad, angel, you forget your husband isn't some weakling...now c'mon on, get yourself right over my mouth, let me taste you." "god, you're so beautiful like this. i need you on my face more often, you're dripping all over my mouth...such a good girl for me." "heh...i knew you said my nose was perfect for sitting on but i didn't realize it would get you this riled up. go ahead, sweet thing, you can keep grinding that clit on it...just like that, just let me make you feel good." "good lord, i never wanna leave between your thighs. so fucking sweet, shit, angel, you've got me wrapped around that pretty finger. c'mon, let me devour you all night, i'll let you get up when i'm done."

✧ r. sukuna : getting sukuna to lay on his back without him instantly taking control of the situation was easier than you thought. hell, even crawling up higher so that you were hovering over his face was too. but little did you know, sukuna was intrigued, liking the side of you where you would just take control of him, knowing that only you had the right to do that...especially if it meant he got to eat you until you soaked his face.

"you know i should kill you for thinking you can just sit on my face like i'm some kind of personal chair. i am the king of curses, not a piece of furniture...what? ...hm. i guess you do look...good over me like this." "...huh? sorry, i wasn't listening. when are you going to sit on my face? you keep blabbering, but i can see the way that sticky cunt is dripping for me. are you gonna just let it go to waste?" "oh. shit. you've been holdin' out on me, haven't you, diamond? shit, i can see all of you from down here...nah, keep grinding on my face, little one, use me for your pleasure...let me see you cum on my mouth." "such a fucking slut. my mouth is coated in your cum, but you still wanna keep going? my tongue that good for you?" "no, no, i'm not letting you back down until you beg, diamond. tell me how badly you want me to fuck your pussy with my tongue...hm. good enough."

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[lordfreg]

Yep! Seen it! Ha ha... (I'm extremely jealous)

My one major flaw 😞

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Maybe the overalls were a success after all... @lexiechr

^^^ MORE UNDER THE CUT ^^^

I'd like to thank everyone who looked up the meaning of the purple roses, it makes me really really happy 👉🏻👈🏻💖

@hamthepan @mxnaceo

My lieges. I don't think he can take any more kisses…

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What the-- Did y'all hear smh?? @souperwrites

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[applebottomjeans2345]

SPARKLIFE

Does anyone else remember the Choose Your Own Adventure graphic novel series that used to be on SparkLife? I think the person that wrote it was named Elodie but I can't find any trace of it now.. the only colors used were like shades of black, white, grey, and sky blue? maybe light greenish too but I can't remember fs-- I loved it and if I got the chance to I'd love to read it one last timeee

[Also PLS reblog if you can I dont have that many mutuals yet and idrk how to go abt getting them but I rly want all hands on deck lol]