#I can't belive this
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I am beyond salvation. Don't save me ♡
#I can see why Narrator is so obsessed with Stanley now#oh my god#I can't belive this#my gallery#my twitter reposts#my google drive#everywhere Stanley is there#I made self insert art eith Stanley HAHAHAB#self insert#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#stanley tsp#tsp stanley#mine 💗#just in case you couldn't tell this is half joking half serious half silly and half of my sanity gone good god
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This is gen 1 we're talking about here. She always been so chill and sweet esp to the oversea members. Even starting to reach out to da bois. I can't process this.
#just watched the gen 1 announcement on fubuki's ch#i cried when matsuri started crying#they were planning things as gen 1 together#i can't belive this
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I can't believe that the first ask of my blog was from an anon calling me a hypocrite because I like sns but I complain about bkdk. I'm literally surprised because my blog has at most 2 or 3 reblogs about sns as a ship and I think I only have some criticism of bkdk as a ship (I'm more of an anti bk reblog than bkdk) like someone took the time to go through my blog to find something and criticize me on this.
I'm not going to answer the question, I'm not going to get into an endless fight, block my blog or ignore my username and move on anon. However, I'll just say this, I have ship sns for a long time before creating a blog, I ship them because Kishimoto created a 699 chapter story that is based on their damn bond with each other, where each one has shown throughout the manga be the most important person to each other, bkdk doesn't tick any of these boxes and never will, if you like the ship do what you want and just stay away from my blog.
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did... they mean hot pocket?
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Witch Jon is the reason Martin getting gray hair... Based on @samwise1548 lovely sketch! Look at this! How cute they are!
Thank you again for sending me this! 💚
#occudo's art#tma fanart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#the magus archives au#samwise1548's art#i can't belive how cute little chibi jon is
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After work, Cecilia has been meeting up with her co-worker Byron for advice on how to advance. Galen comes home late and the nanny is always with the twins until bedtime so he is none the wiser. There is definitely some attraction between them and Cecilia is really enjoying the attention. It hasn't become anything physical yet but the fact that it could makes Cecilia quite happy. This is what she has been missing.
#ts4 gameplay#cecilia#i can't belive this#I thought self discovery would make her loyal#welp#I promise I did not plan for an affair outright..#it just got to a point where it was the most logical thing to do
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veni, vidi, vici.
that's ferrari you people.
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Little Poolverine headcanon that shortly after they started dating, Wade starts noticing that Logan has two alarms, one at 5:30 am and another at 6:00 am. Since Wade knows Logan usually gets up at 6 to start his day, do some chores and prepare for construction work, he wonders what the 5:30 alarm is for. He brings it up to Logan at times, who inevitably brushes it off and eventually Wade thinks nothing of it. Turns out, Logan has an alarm 30 mins before his waking time just so he can have 30 mins morning cuddle time with Wade. Often times, Wade is still sound asleep at this hour so he's not exactly aware that THE WOLVERINE wakes up 30 mins or early before 6 am just so he can show his unbridled affection to his amazing boyfriend (and soon-to-be-husband). Logan would wrap his arms tighter around Wade, kiss him on his forehead or his face or his shoulder or basically anywhere he can reach. He'd rub his face on him, maybe inhaling more of Wade's scent, all the while purring softly as he gazes at the other man lovingly, like he can't believe he's able to live this life all because of Wade motherfucking Wilson. Wade only finds out because he woke up early and pretended to be asleep to see what Logan was up to during those times. That's all, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#i can't belive i had to search up canadian and american waking times for this#sorry guys i'm asian#i love them so much#they still have not left my head#the brainrot is real#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool x wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wade x logan#wade wilson#deadpool#logan howlett#wolverine
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In every life there is a turning point. A moment so tremendous, so sharp and clear that one feels as if one’s been hit in the chest, all the breath knocked out, and one knows, absolutely knows without the merest hint of a shadow of a doubt that one’s life will never be the same. For Michaela Stirling, that moment came the first time she laid eyes on Francesca Bridgerton.
#bridgerton#francesca bridgerton#michaela stirling#franchaela#userfranchaela#wlwsource#userstream#userlgbtq#mywork#we're so back#i still can't belive we're getting when she was wicked
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#10k notes#ok. clearly y'all don't know what 'reblog the other version' means it does not mean 'screenshot/copy these tags' smfh#also some of you people are pure toxic about something as innocent as learning how a different website works#'omg that's so cringe' 'ew i can't belive new users are doing this' i can. grow up.#i made this post as a fun little joke and i regret it now bc where y'all aren't annoying as hell you're needlessly cruel
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The Cage - Chapter Six, part two
<- previous next ->
master post
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#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#x men evolution#the cage fan comic#xmen morph#this might be one of Kurt's worst weeks ever#but it's one of the better one's Morph had in a long while#also I can't belive there's actually an x-horse now in uncanny
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Was doing my physics homework and noticed something.
yeah... that seems about right
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd sigma#sigma#poor sigma#bsd memes#god dammit asagiri#i can't belive it took me this long to realise this
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Practicing drawing with Mega Man makes it way more fun!
#megaman#rockman#protoman#bro can't belive i wrote 000 on the car#opps#so i guess blues gave the car to megaman? lol
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Adding the fact that Shen Yuan was a rich kid plus the fact that he thinks that running a peak, teaching disciples and going on missions is just lazing around then I wouldn't be surprised if he did some find of sport
Ok, here me out, a lot of rich kids tend to do a whole bunch of extra circulars (trust me, I went to a school filled with trust fund kids) and Shen Yuan considers himself lazy despite very clearly doing a lot. So, he probably got that notion because in his first life he had a jammed pack schedule and uses that as a comparison.
So with this in mind he probably has a bunch of skills, one of those being some form of sport.
Anyway, flash forward to some time post cannon and a wife plot happens. In the original PIDW it was a excuse for a sport episode (or character(s) in this case) with future wives and current wives to wear short clothes and run around. It's probably written because it a fan favorite trope in media and will mist likely bring in a bigger audience (SY can be heard cursing airplane for unoriginalty, contradictions and historical inaccuracy). We'll just say that some kingdom/demon royal family decided instead of violence (because who could ever beat Bingge in a fight?) to use a sports tournament as a way to decide who get to rule.
Well, when this happens in svsss Shen Qingqiu ends up roped into this (ahh, the curse to be a love interest) and just absolutely destroys everyone at off brand tennis (and/or other rich people sports). Luo Binghe would also be destroying people at literally any of the games but he's too busy trying to not lose it over SQQ's (previously stated) short clothing, pulled tightly up hair and skill
#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#svsss#sqq#bingqiu#luo binghe#lbh#headcanon#Sorta#svsss headcanon#bingmei#bingqui#Wife plot#I can't belive that's not a tag#Sports#I guess#SY being a rich kids lol#airplane shooting towards the sky#only mentioned#crappy sketch#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#Is my inability to draw men showing?#Sqq's rants#Rip sqh#Rip sqq's legs too tho#So sqh should be fine for at least a little bit
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Leviathan Attacker part 5
(Out of context,I am a bit afraid of getting taken down. Since I'm pretty sure we all heard what happened to whb wiki and the person in charge of it. As of now there is ln't too much info but apperantly someone reported them and they had to take down all the pics and audios and their blog is also down?! I dunno,I'm just a bit nervous for everyone who is posting a lot of PB's work in case we also get reported and all of this would go to hell.I really hope the person who arcvhived everything for the public isn't in a lot of trouble. It hurts seeing someone who worked so hard for this fandom get ghosted out of existence. Anyway enjoy your horny deer boy)
Leviathan: Ku,urgh...
Leviathan stiffened for moment.
Not because he had calmed down,but because he had ejaculated largly inside !ou again.
A great rush of pleasure,washed over you as you felt your stomach fill with his fluids again. At the same time,you began to feel something else fill you.
MC: How....Why...are you getting harder?!
As you screamed,Leviathan began thrusting inside you roughly,as though the tightwned grip on his throat has made him more than pleased.
You tried to calm Leviathan down somehow,placing a hand over your hole to stop his cock but it backfired.
He buckled his hips harder,as if your touch has made him even more excited.
Each time he did so,the rattling balls beneath his cock,slapped against your bottom
Unable to resist the pleasure that had taken over your head,your hand that was holding the curtain ribbon finally let go.
Wheter you passed out or died while having sex with him,it would be a death of luxury that would make the former devils of Hades jealous.
With those thoughts,you began to mark Leviathan's entire body as if in a final act of death.
You pulled yourself up by placing one hand behind your back and with your free hand you frantically grabbed Leviathan's shoulders,forearms and chest,punching and slapping,embracing the pleasure that was driving you.
In the meantime,your soften and swollen hole and Leviathan's fully hardened flesh were rubbing against each other,producing an endless stream of moisture.
You had a feeling that Leviathan was about to ejaculate again.
This time however,you wanted him to call out your name,rather than to come inside you in a daze.
MC: Leviathan...ugh..Levi...ah!..than...Who am I?
Leviathan: Shut up.....
MC: Look properly...mmgh...Who am I?
Leviathan: Urgh...fuck...Mc
Your fingertips and toes twiched and your eyes narrowed as the perfect auditory stimulus was applied.
It was like a bull running downhill after being kicked in the bottom and then being lifted back up in the air.
In a moment that felt very long,you tightened your inner walls with all the strenght your body could mutter, in your almost unconscious state.
Leviathan: Kurgh?!
Leviathan's eyes seem to turn bright red,and then he buckled his hips harder than you expected,spewing a massive load of cum into you.
MC: No...there's...no more space inside my stomach...I think it will come out of my mouth!
You uttered something,you didn't even know you were saying.
At the same time,a large fountain splashed unknowingly between your legs.
You felt giddy,like you had just ejaculated for the first time in your life and your whole body tingled.
You had a lot of expectations and fantasies about love and sex in your life,including a variety of diffrent and somewhat bizzare,if you will,delusions as well.
Like the clinches that weren't used that much these days even in the K-dramas that Minhyeoks family enjoyed watching.
Sex with Leviathan however,went far beyond that and fulfilled your most basic desires.
The feeling of being a female,being completely owned and held by the strongest male in the world.
That was an expwrience you would never felt on Earth.
MC: Ha...ha...ha...
A feeling of exaustion beyond a pleasant langour washed over you.
MC:( Will I...really die like this?...From coition death?!)
That was a death that was very becoming of you in itself. But...
MC: ( I'd feel a little bad for Minhyeok if I died like that...)
The moment the thought struck,Leviathan's eyes which seemed to be locked in a state of perfect pleasure flashed with frightwning intensity.
The half-dazed,half-crazed look he had before was now nowhere to be seen.
Leviathan: Who are you thinking of,when me is infront of you?
Leviathan: When I am filling you to the brim like this!
The aura of jealousy dripping from his eyes rwminded you of cum drippi g from his cock.
MC: Levi..ahtan...are you,ugh..awake,agh?!
For a moment you wondered if Levoathan had come to his senses and was done with this act.
He was rubbing his penis that was dripping wirh cum over your genitals.
You were already feeling lanquid,but as he gently rubbed himself on you,you felt sleep wash over you with a faint sense of pleasure.
The cum he'd ejaculated was dripping down but he coudn't be bothered.
MC: Leviathan...
Leviathan: What?
MC: Are you still cold?
Leviathan: !
Leviathan widened his eyes in slight suprise,before returning to his normal expression.
And then he carefully brushed the wet hair off your cheek with a hot hand.
Leviathan:....It's warm.
MC: That's a relief.
You said and completely fell asleep.
You opened your bleary eyes,feeling the sun gently warm your cheeks.
MC: Leviathan...?
You were laying on Leviathan's bed alone.
Barbatos: Ah,are you awake? MC? I understand that you would suddenly open your eyes because the sun makes you feep good!
Foras: ...But it may have been to keep your eyes closed for longer.
Foras said kindly,seriously approaching the bed.
There was already a blanket someone put on top of you,but Foras pulled it up some more,covering you snugly to the base of your neck.
Foras: His Majesty Leviathan is away on urgent state affairs. And he assured us to take good care of you.
You were dissapointed not to see Leviathan when you opened your eyes,but you were pleased that he assured them to take good care of you.
Glasyal La Bolas: Keke,Foras. I think it was too much for his Majesty Leviathan instead! You really must have intended on squezzing out all of the seeds inside his Majesty Leviathan.
Said Glasyal La Bolas,pointing to the curtain ribbon which still smelled thickly of Leviathan.
MC: Huh? What do you mean?
Glasyal La Bolas: Did you know that when they hang death-row convicts,they place a bucket under them?
MC: No? Why do they do that?
Glasyal La Bolas: Because men ejaculate a massive amount just before they die whrn they're hung. They ejaculate all the remaining cum inside of their bodies.
Glasyal La Bolas: They're trying to plant a seed somehow just before they die.
Foras: It doesn't have to be strangluation,but creatures have an instinctive reaction to death.
Foras: For example,ejaculating when stiching up a severed arm that's incredibly painful or when your throat is slit.
MC: !
You suddenly realized why strangling Leviathan has backfired.
Hanging already made you instinctevly ejaculate and Leviathan was a devil who even had a fetish for strangulation.
MC: ( I was out of my mind! I didn't think of that before...)
You felt embarrassed realizing in hindsight ypu had encouraged Leviathan.
And at the same time Glasyal La Bolas's words felt like a clue.
MC:....Today,Leviathan was strange. He was immensely....
Barbatos: I know.
MC: Why is Leviathan...
Why did Leviathan look sad? Why did he say unintelligible things? Why did he indulge himself so much? They were questions with many answers,but Barbatos's wistful face prevented you from saying more.
Foras began to speak as though he understood the meaning behind your question.
Foras: Rather than being today,but today a long time ago.
Foras: Is the day he escaped the farm in Heaven.
Foras: That day he only had two choices: to live or to die.
MC: Oh..!
Only then did you understand the unintelligible words Leviathan had been muttering.
MC: (Having to avoid cold,dangerous places to somewhere safe and warm...)
Glasyal La Bolas: He would only have one thought "I have to survive because I ran at the price of everyone else's lives".
Barbatos: On the same day every year,survival instincts are expressed as trauma.
Barbatos: He doesn't like to be around a lot of devils at this time of year. Yes,agoraphobia in human terms.
Too many thoughts filled your mind,and you went blank for a moment.
Foras: This time MC,I think we have something to thank you for. The beautiful palace is intact.
Barbatos: True! The palace that doesn't need repairs is the best! The architect devil will be happy
MC: What do you mean by that?
Foras: Normally...Theres no telling what his Majesty Leviathan will do with his overflowing lust and rage for the angels on this day,and it usually results in the destruction of the palace.
MC: He destroys the palace?
Glasyal La Bolas: The main hall is submerged up to the ankles in cum.
Foras: Sometimes a coffin will appear and he summon an apostle,and we have to risk our lives to stop it.
Foras: The grief,fear,anger and responisbility he feels today would be hard for even God to handle.
Barbatos: You're the first one ever to accept it all.
Barbatos spoke proudly,but he had a subtle look on his face.
MC: (He's like Leviathan when he's jelaous...)
You sat up and thought of the many expressions Leviathan pulled a while ago. Just then...
Splash!
When Glasyal La Bolas stomped his feet with a grin,the liquid on the floor of Leviathan's bedroom that was about a finger's lenght high belatedly caught your eyes.
MC: Why is the floor in the bedroom so splashy?..
Glasyal La Bolas: (dark grin) It's the liquid you and his Majesty squirted.
Glasyal La Bolas said flippantly and Foras glared at him fiercly.
Foras: Anyway,its all thanks to you that this beautiful palace wasn't destroyed.
Foras: I'm glad that the landscape is the same now as it was when you came here today.
Barbatos: It's like a sword that's been cutting through everything it touches because it doesn't have a sheat now has a sheat!
At Barbatos's words,you felt your stomach tightened involuntarily as though you could feel Leviathans presence again,filling your insides.
Drip-!
Some of the liquid that still filled your stomach to the brim dribbled out.
Noticing the subtle change in your expression,Foras stepped closer and laid you back down.
Foras: Sleep some more now. We'll clean this up.
Foras's soft voice and warm touch drew on the languor you had forgotten about.
The moment you nodded and lay back down,Leviathan's thick scent on the sheets enveloped you.
When you opened your eyes again,you were in Gehenna.
And that night you had a good dream.
A dream of walking on the beautiful streets of Hell with younger Leviathan,his flesh smooth and unblemished.
There,Leviathan didn't have cold,cramped or dangerous memories.
As you smiled in your sleep,Leviathan also had the same expression as he slept in Hades.
As the two were dreaming the same dream.
#whb#I can't belive I just voiced out my worries and then talked about devil cum😐#what in hell is bad#whb leviathan#whb barbatos#whb glasyalabolas#whb foras
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"You ever been sketched?" ❤️✨️
My Lucius gift for Nathan is complete!! 🥹❤️ I seriously had a blast with all of these pieces, and now I just have to give them to the crew next week!! ❤️😳✨️ Aaaaaaa wish me luck!!
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