#I can’t take this man seriously

[betterthanbatman1]

I’ve never seen someone eat spaghetti so aggressively before in my life

Ft angry burger munching

[loopyarts]

Day 4 SuperheroxVillain IchiLaw

Law: Uh… Stealth black is that you?

Ichiji: ?!. In his mind, he can’t decide if he should be offended by this or be just outright confused and baffled at this point.

[notsoevilmagistrate]

Reading American Psycho and god, Patrick is so pathetic, somehow even more so than in the movie. He saw a lady on a bench sipping coffee and assumed her to be homeless(because he’s an ignorant FUCK and doesn’t pay attention to shit), and tosses a dollar into her FULL COFFEE CUP, causing the most awkward situation known to man.

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

I can’t take a lot of like angsty Minecraft role play too seriously bcus like yeah I get invested in the story but also it’s a little rectangle dude. Don’t even get me started on Minecraft role play deaths. That is hilarious I’m so sorry u have this whole fucking moment and the visuals are

[ploppymeep]

i finished that Florida flag i had to make for class…….. <3

[ennard-is-near]

🔥 Michael Afton is the king of hallucinating🔥

🔥 🦅 He will be sitting in an empty room and just starting seeing shit 👀 🔥

🔥 ✨ 👑 He will never truly be bored because if he’s not doing anything his brain will send nightmares for him to enjoy 🧠 ✨🔥

[lexqa]

nah i’m actually speechless

[marsconer]

mr.d claiming percy for the funsies and the wine and now he has to actually parent the little shit

[asleepygremlin]

Nemona is never going to escape the lesbian allegations

Please don’t take this seriously yall can have your own headcanons

First it’s kimiame (does anyone even know what that is) then biribiri and now pokespe lol

From here: https://mangadex.org/chapter/7a021f7c-7c18-4360-8702-393e87600483/5

[anachronistic-falsehood]

“omg adam face reveal 😳” “yo why adam kinda…” “who was gonna tell me adam is hot under that mask??? 👀” girl what are you talking about adam looks like dreamwastaken

[clericalsidhe]

— “𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺?”

[smolavidreader]

I can’t wait for Pantalone to be in Genshin. It’s not for a normal reason. It’s because I legit can’t get over his name. Y’all thought the Tartaglia nicknames were bad. This guy’s name is Pants, Pantaloons, Trousers, Jean with an s, and so much more. You can also go with Regratorade, Cheese Grater, and Refrigerator. Isn’t it amazing?

[ssreeder]

he… he was born to be a hero and became a villain… he was born to be a villain and became a hero… no one asked them what they wanted… they don’t even know what they want they don’t even know who they ARE…. they bring out the worst in each other…. they can only be honest with each other and they hate it love it hate it destroy it in the end…. they ruin each others lives…. they don’t regret each other…. if you even care…. I’m gonna apass out

[milimeters-morales]

(NOT ATSV) my ideal miguel and miles friendship (bordering on enemies) dynamic is where Miles is sort of a Mean Girls figure where he’ll say the worst things to Miguel, who actually has no problems dishing that shit right back out, is usually too fed up or somewhere else mentally to reply. They fight a lot, more physically than verbally, usually in a slapstick comedy type of way. Miles is banned from Nueva York once a month and got a restraining order against Miguel in his own dimension. His parents fucking hate him and Miguel hates them right back. Rio has tried and failed to poison him via food and Jeff is considering hiring a hitman. Gabriel is beloved by them. Miles takes Miguel’s money at least twice a week to go spend it just because he can. Miguel has tried (and succeeded once) to get Miles sick with a future illness because he figured out the lesbian bar Miguel liked to perform at in drag. Miles has cried at least once in every room of Miguel’s apartment and Miguel has been confused on what to do each time besides an awkward hug and pat on the back. People are rightfully worried for Miles’s safety at least 80% of the time but when they aren’t they’re shaking their heads at the two’s antics. They need to be separated until they have a healthy “this is a grown ass man / this is stupid little girl i don’t like at work” relationship and it’ll take an act of god for either of them to realize their current one isn’t healthy at all and has extremely negative impacts on their mental state.

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Watched the marvellous To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar last night and here I am once again asking why they didn’t just take Blanche to see a drag show

[robyntherav3n]

so………slayer huh………………..