#I can’t take this man seriously

[soimse]

POV: programming didn’t work out for Sebastian… // Posting this stupid ass comic because I don’t want to work on my poolverine wip 😢

Reference video; https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP81PJctX/

[betterthanbatman1]

I’ve never seen someone eat spaghetti so aggressively before in my life

Ft angry burger munching

[fernsnailz]

oh i rewatched the sonic movies AND the knuckles show recently and with sonic 3 out this week i think it's time to share the wishlist i made of crazy things i want to see in the third movie. these are NOT genuine predictions and most would probably make the movie actively worse, but i want them to happen because. i think it would be funny. this list is curated to my specific tastes in trash and my tastes alone

tom dies

bowling is plot relevant

literally any archie sonic reference. can you imagine

musical number (CANNOT be of a licensed song. has to be an original)

eggstone kiss (HAS to be genuinely romantic. cannot be played as a joke)

metal sonic shows up and they kill him within five minutes

the black arms appear but instead of being cgi monsters they're played by actors in practical suits (this would actually rule)

tripod baby by m-flo 2024 remix

shadow's backstory is explained through an extremely tone-deaf medium at some point, such as a puppet show

wade gets a love interest

gerald gets more screentime than shadow (this is my one genuine prediction and something that i Do Not Want. but i will laugh if it happens)

shadow dies dramatically in sonic's arms

no girl cartoon animal character makes an appearance, but one gets a single name drop with no further elaboration (actually i don't want this. this would just make me mad lmfao)

if any of these come true i will draw wade whipple

[vivsicx]

The hat makes or breaks his aura

[age-of-moonknight]

“Reborn,” Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu (Vol. 2/2024), #2.

Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Alessandro Cappuccio; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

[localsamalicer]

Tried to do some more serious Sam faces, failed miserably

[loopyarts]

Day 4 SuperheroxVillain IchiLaw

Law: Uh… Stealth black is that you?

Ichiji: ?!. In his mind, he can’t decide if he should be offended by this or be just outright confused and baffled at this point.

[notsoevilmagistrate]

Reading American Psycho and god, Patrick is so pathetic, somehow even more so than in the movie. He saw a lady on a bench sipping coffee and assumed her to be homeless(because he’s an ignorant FUCK and doesn’t pay attention to shit), and tosses a dollar into her FULL COFFEE CUP, causing the most awkward situation known to man.

[justkillingthyme]

Fuck you i hope your stomach ache kills you

UNPROVOKED?

[marsconer]

mr.d claiming percy for the funsies and the wine and now he has to actually parent the little shit

[ennard-is-near]

🔥 Michael Afton is the king of hallucinating🔥

🔥 🦅 He will be sitting in an empty room and just starting seeing shit 👀 🔥

🔥 ✨ 👑 He will never truly be bored because if he’s not doing anything his brain will send nightmares for him to enjoy 🧠 ✨🔥

[lexqa]

nah i’m actually speechless

[asleepygremlin]

Nemona is never going to escape the lesbian allegations

Please don’t take this seriously yall can have your own headcanons

First it’s kimiame (does anyone even know what that is) then biribiri and now pokespe lol

From here: https://mangadex.org/chapter/7a021f7c-7c18-4360-8702-393e87600483/5

[stinkrascal]

listen if emmrich turns into a skeleton it wont kill me… i’ll still romance that old man… but like truly i dont want that at all. it will upset me just a little bit lmao

[anachronistic-falsehood]

“omg adam face reveal 😳” “yo why adam kinda…” “who was gonna tell me adam is hot under that mask??? 👀” girl what are you talking about adam looks like dreamwastaken

[carnivorousdoe]

— “𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺?”