#I can’t believe I find respite in someone who thinks the moon landing was fake

[gergthecat]

I just saw a TikTok video asking the comment section what conspiracy theories they believe in.

The responses included:

The butterfly effect

Reincarnation

Aliens (no specifications of whether the “conspiracy” was that they are being hidden from us by the government, the concept, or the probability of their existence)

Red string theory

Quantum Immortality/Suicide

Alternate realities/reality shifting

That companies make their products easier to break to we have to buy them more

Ghosts

Y’all…

These aren’t conspiracy theories.