#I bought the game for Semi and he's hilarious

[tyunphoria]

🌪️not in my movie ! — b.chan

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⚠️NSFW CONTENT!⚠️

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ghostface!bang chan x reader

SYNPNOSIS: just a fun game of cat and mouse till you fall in the lion’s den.

INCLUDES: AFAB reader, college!au, pet names, praise, ANGST and SMUTTT. Finding out he’s ghostface gee what a shocker, not proof read, rushed:p chan’s hella manipulative if you squint.

WARNINGS: threatening, mentions of death and murders, blood, slight degradation, fear play, slight dacryphilia, DOM!chan, p in v, oral (giving), fingering, hair pulling, uh tw just to make sure: non con that turns consensual, semi public not rlly?, UNPROTECTED SEX, mentions of vomiting.

[click here to read ghostface!hanjisung x reader.]

w.c: 4.5k

The leaves were ablaze with autumn hue as y/n walked across the quad of her college campus. She breathed in the crisp autumn air, savouring the hint of bonfire smoke that indicated the fair was being set up. Y/n loved this time of the year. Students milled about between classes, backpacks slung over shoulders, coffee cups warming hands. Some douchebags would even take the liberty to scare their peers and professors while clad in a black robe and a ghostface mask.

Speaking of, your senior Chan just fell victim to one of the pranks and it was hilarious how you got to witness it first hand.

“I hate Halloween…” Chan grumbled as he fell into step beside you.

Your body buzzed with laughter as you handed him the book that slipped from his grasp. “Are you going to that fair tonight?” You ask. Chan makes an expression you couldn’t read, akin to contemplation tinged with mild distaste at the idea. You knew him well enough to read the thoughts flitting across his face — he was tempted by the promise of candy apples and haunted houses but also felt the pull of responsibility to study for his upcoming exam.

“Oh come on, Christopher.” You roll your eyes, “a few hours of fun won’t kill you.”

“Hard pass.” He said. He wasn’t one to back down to these types of things but he claimed that there was something about Halloween which gave him the ‘ick’. “And it’s not just that… Changbin lost a bet so now he’s gonna have to wear a playboy bunny costume to the fair. Think I wanna see that?” You laugh and shake your head, bidding him goodbye as you turn to enter your apartment until Chan stopped you once more by grabbing ahold of your arm.

“Y/n,” he says, his voice stern. “I’m being serious this time. Just… how about you just don’t go? It’s dangerous, especially how late it is at night. Who knows… maybe ghostface himself would show up uninvited.”

His warning sent goosebumps to rise on your skin, making the hair on your nape stand. You mask it with a light scoff. “Really, Chris? When are you gonna drop this ghostface shit. Dude’s been M.I.A for years, I think I’ll be fine.”

You try to pull away but his grip around your wrist tightens before you find yourself being pulled against his chest, hands holding your waist in place as he buries his face against your neck. “Be careful out there, yeah?”

Your hard gaze softens. “I will.”

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“Y/n!” Felix beams as he captures you in a tight embrace.

“Jesus Christ, lix.” You gently pull away from the hug to examine his costume. “Elsa?”

“It’s cute, no?” He pouts. “Aya’s over there by the dart booth.” You nod at him gratefully, giving him one last hug before making your way to Aya.

“Hey bitch!” You grin. Aya bounces over to you, planting a kiss on your cheek, staining your skin with the bright red lipstick she wore.

“You wore the costume I bought you, let me see,” she twirls you around. “Hot, hot, okay, but babes that jacket has gotta go.”

“It’s cold!” You protest. “And my tits are practically out.”

Aya sighed in exasperation. “Halloween is the one year where a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” She quotes.

The fair was packed with hordes of costumed attendees, mostly college students from nearby universities. Your eyes widened as she took in the revealing outfits on display - girls in lingerie masquerading as "sexy cat" costumes, shirtless guys with lampshades on their heads.

"Is that chick only wearing a bra and a fucking g-string?" You murmured to Aya, who stood beside you nibbling on candy corn from a paper bag.

Aya followed her gaze to a scantily clad brunette in the distance. "Looks like it," she snorted.

"Thank god there are no kids around here tonight."

You said, finding the lack of children odd. Usually by 8pm, the fair would be swarming with kids getting high off of cotton candy and running around wildly.

"Yeah, the government placed a curfew," Aya explained after popping a few gummy worms into her mouth. "Didn't you hear?"

"A curfew? No, why?" You felt unease curl in your stomach. The last curfew had been years ago, when a killer in a mask murdered a group of teens.

Aya lowered her voice. "It's all over the news. Two days ago someone broke into this girl's house downtown. And then a bunch of people were found dead behind the HYBE office building."

Your brows furrowed. There's no way it could be Ghostface again, right? That killer had been caught years ago.

Chris’s words from this morning suddenly plagued your mind and it bothered you.

A theory was circulating online that there was more than one Ghostface. That a group of obsessed fans had taken up the killer mantle. Those amateur reddit detectives were digging far deeper than the useless ass police.

What if Chan had been right? Unease bloomed in your chest as you glanced around the fair.

Aya takes notes of her expression, attempting to lighten the mood by shoving some cotton candy in your mouth.

“Stop worrying. Let’s go ride the roller coaster and eat candy till we fucking barf!”

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“Oh, fuck me, I’m gonna—“ Aya bends over the railing and hurled.

Your cheeks tint in embarrassment, an awkward smile on your lips as you pat her back, trying to ignore the disgusted looks both of you were receiving.

“Bitch you gotta go on without me,” she slumps against a nearby bench, chugging down a can of beer to wash off the vile taste.

“What!” You frown, “but the haunted house, you promised!” You tugged on her arm but she doesn’t budge. “Tsk, fine, I’ll go without you then.”

They built a new attraction that the place has been working on for years but it just now opened up today. It was a big haunted mansion. You wondered why it took so long for them to open it up, but you found out not too long ago that they didn’t hire any scare actors for this attraction, they were all animatronics.

You see your friend by the entrance, collecting tickets and admitting people in.

"Hyunjin!" you exclaimed, a wide smile lighting up your face as you spotted your friend stationed at the entrance, diligently collecting tickets and admitting people in. "I didn’t know your ass worked here."

The blond returned your smile and motioned for three more people to enter before making his way over to you. "Yeah, I actually wanted to take today off, but they were in desperate need of extra staff. I was looking forward to spending the night with my girlfriend too." he replied with a small sigh. "Surprisingly, it's even more crowded than last year. You'd think people would stay home, given the murder incident that happened at HYBE."

You crossed your arms. You really didn’t wanna think about that right now. casting a quick glance down at your heels, momentarily distracted by the discomfort throbbing in your feet. "I shouldn't have worn these," you gesture to your heels.

Something crossed Hyunjin’s face as his expression went blank. “It’s gonna bitch to run in those if that fucker catches you.”

You gape at him. Who the fuck says something like that so casually?

“Sorry,” Hyunjin chuckled. “It’s part of my script.” Oh right… yeah, of course, it being halloween and him working at a horror attraction explains it.

“Oh, it’s your turn, y/n. You going in alone?” He asks. You glance behind you past the long line of teenagers to spot your friend Aya flirting with some guy. You grunt. “Yeah. Just me.”

Hyunjin smiles, taking your ticket and opening up the doors for you. “Enjoy.” He puts it simply, closing the doors behind you.

Hyunjin glances at the rest of the people in the line, the smile falling from his face as he makes his announcement which results in a chorus of groans.

“Okay everyone! Haunted mansion’s closed for tonight.”

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As you ventured further into the haunted mansion, the path guided you through a dimly lit corridor. The flickering candles along the walls cast eerie shadows, whispering secrets in the air.

"for something that took years to make, this is pretty boring," you muttered, your disappointment evident in your voice. The first half of the experience was extremely underwhelming. The animatronics were, at least. But as you stepped into the next room, your boredom quickly turned to awe.

Inside, the place was straight out of a Gothic horror story. The Victorian aesthetic engulfed you, transporting as if you were entering dracula’s house or some shit.

As you continued, animatronic figures lurched and screeched, attempting to startle you with their mechanical movements and eerie sounds. But let's be real, they were more comical than terrifying. Their jerky motions and predictable jump scares only elicited laughter instead of fear..

You couldn't help but chuckle, finding amusement in their exaggerated gestures and obvious gimmicks. It became a game to anticipate their predictable moves, mocking their feeble attempts at fright.

The vibe itself was pretty spooky.

The thing that genuinely terrified you was the sudden ear-piercing scream cutting through the air.

Was that from outside? You couldn’t tell. There weren’t any windows. Maybe it just came from one of the speakers.

How long has it been, seven minutes maybe? Well, for one the place was huge and you took up most of the time taking pictures of the place and messing with the bots.

Startled by the crashing sound of the picture frame hitting the floor, you couldn't help but leap in surprise. As your racing heart gradually settled, you cautiously rounded the corner, only to find yourself confronted with a seemingly endless maze of hallways. The disorienting sight added to your growing sense of unease.

Just as you began to collect your thoughts, your hand-held phone abruptly buzzed, causing you to jump once more. The unexpected vibration sent a jolt through your system, making you exclaim, "Jesus—fuck!" A nervous chuckle escaped your lips as you pressed a trembling hand against your chest, trying to calm your pounding heart.

Assuming it was Aya, you braced yourself for a string of impatient requests to hurry up and drive her home. However, to your surprise, the incoming text displayed an unknown number. Curiosity mingled with a tinge of annoyance as you read the message that flashed on your screen: "

“Let’s play a game:)”

Your heart rate quickened in response, you weren't in the mood for pranks, you grumbled and decided to power off your phone, hoping to put an end to the unsettling message.

Your phone buzzed again.

With a mix of frustration and apprehension, you reluctantly picked up your phone and saw another message from the same unknown number: "Don't fucking ignore me, l/n." The words sent a shiver down your spine.

Reluctantly, you type back, your fingers trembling on the keyboard.

"Who are you?" you ask, your anxiety building with each passing moment.

The chat bubbles appear on the screen, filled with an unsettling anticipation. The silence hangs heavy, broken only by the rapid beating of your heart.

"Let's play," the mysterious person replies.

Frustration bubbles up inside you, and you can't help but snap in response. "Look asshole, I don't have time for this," you retort, your patience wearing thin.

A pause follows, and then their next message appears, sending a chill down your spine. "I'm sure you do if your life depends on it," they jeer, their words laced with a sinister edge.

Confusion and fear intertwine within you, clouding your thoughts. Their cryptic statements leave you bewildered, struggling to grasp their true intentions.

Suddenly, a notification pops up, revealing an incoming image. With trembling hands, you open it, only to be met with a horrifying sight—Hyunjin covered in blood, and Aya who looked lifeless leaned up against a pole.

A scream escapes your lips as you drop your phone, shock coursing through your veins. Trembling, you gather the courage to pick up the device again, your mind racing with terror and desperation.

With a renewed sense of horror, you read the next message: "Don't worry, darling. They’re not dead yet. If you can be a good girl for me, I may just spare them."

Each word intensifies your panic, emphasizing the gravity of the situation.

“Don’t hurt them. I’ll do whatever you want.”

The tears streaming down your face are uncontrollable, having to hold the wall for support so your legs didn’t give up on you.

“Let’s play a game of hide and seek.” It writes. “I’m giving you two minutes to hide. If I find you by the time it strikes 12,” then they stopped typing. Seconds felt like hours as you waited. “Let’s just say they don’t get to see another day. As for you, things won’t get pretty so make sure to hide well:)”

It’s a little after 11:40, so you only have twenty minutes till the game is over. You assume that the timer for the duration you had to hide already started so you wasted no time to break into a sprint.

The game seemed simple enough. All you needed to do was hide for fifteen more minutes and you were golden! Besides, it’s a pretty big mansion. You’re confident that it’ll take them hours to find you.

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Two more minutes.

There were only two minutes left.

You sink down against the wall, pulling your legs close to your chest. Thoughts of Chris flood your mind. You imagine how he might be doing, picturing the moment when all of this would be over and you could finally return home. The image of him standing before you, his dimpled smile breaking through, teasingly claiming that going to the fair wasn't such a great idea after all, tugs at the corners of your lips and brings a glimmer of warmth to your heart.

"I told you so!" he would tease, his voice filled with both amusement and genuine concern. But deep down, you know that Chan would be consumed with worry for your well-being and safety. You already imagine him scolding you, all while showering you with hugs and gifts to make you feel better. As his junior, his guidance and advice always carried weight, and you never missed an opportunity to listen to his words.

You find yourself sinking deeper into the memories, recalling how Chan had always been so understanding. Whenever the principal's wrath came crashing down, he was there, standing by your side, ready to defend you with unwavering loyalty. And when the storms of heartbreak or failed hook-ups battered your heart, Chris, was there to console you in ways that went beyond words. It was as if you were a treasured princess in his eyes, deserving of nothing but the utmost care and tenderness.

But right now wasn’t exactly the best time to dwell on your fat crush on him.

Like, yes, sure you guys fucked one or twice before but they meant nothing. It was just a way to relieve frustrations with zero strings attached.

His warmth, his voice… his hands that touch you in all the right places.

You’re definitely gonna miss it if you die in this hell hole.

“What's on your pretty little mind that’s got you thinking so deeply, princess?”

You gasp and quickly shoot up to a sprint until your front is pushed up against a wall, feeling someone’s weight pressed against you along with a cold blade poking against your throat.

“I found youuuu,” he taunts.

The man wearing a ghostface mask chuckled as he pressed the knife more into your neck, enough to make a small cut. You wince and groan in pain. The situation is almost laughable, finding it somewhat cliché with the way you’re about to die.

“Fucking… let me go,”

“But princess, I won didn’t I? We had a deal.”

“Fine! You win! Just kill me already then, why drag longer?”

You squirm around to possibly irk him more to speed up the process but as you do, the further your backside gets pushed into his hard on making him groan into your left ear. “But what’s the fun in killing you right away. I’m here to claim my prize.”

Your eyes widen, realizing what his intentions were now.

An idea popped in your head. If you just played along for a few more, you can distract him and make a beeline for the exit.

A laugh slips past your lips. “What’s this? I didn’t expect mister ghostface to be such a perv.” You rub your ass against the tent of his sweats eliciting a strained grunt from the man behind you.

He drops the knife, closing your throat with his fist, bringing your head back. “Don’t fucking tempt me.”

You squeeze your eyes shut at the sensation of his gloved hand cupping your sensitive pussy. Slick begins to stain your lacy red panties as he hummed and dragged his middle finger along your slit. You gasp out in surprise, “don’t do that…”

“Oh? But you were rubbing against me not too long ago like a little slut, what happened to that confidence?” He reaches down further and gently parts the lips of your vulva before gently circling your entrance.

“Tell me to stop and I will.” Your eyes flutter open at his words. You both have already gone this far, why stop now? If you told him to stop, would it just prompt him to kill you? You wanted to atleast see Chris before you died… Well, he asked for permission at least so that was good… fuck it, what about this situation was considered good in the first place? Played with your feelings using fear and dread and now he has you pressed up against the wall with his hand down your underwear.

It was a bit of a turn on.

“Why don’t you kiss my ass and fuck me already.”

You couldn’t see his face but you knew from the tone of his voice that he was grinning, “Good choice.” You were wet and waiting, so he slips a finger inside, thumb circling your clit. You moan, back arching. He adds another finger and pumps his fingers, adjusting the pace while you fall apart in his arms. Your sighs and moans, the way your body responds to him. He hooks his fingers as he circles your clit, rewarded with a moan that sounds suspiciously like calling on the gods.

You tighten around his fingers as you cum, your cheeks flushed in mild embarrassment, with your lipstick smudged from his fingers stuffing your throat full. He strokes you through your orgasm, a beautiful sight to see you undone like this, having to fight the urge to rio off his mask and kiss you.

“Did that feel good, princess?”

“Don’t… call me that.”

“What’s wrong? Do you like being called derogatory names instead?”

Your cheeks flushed. “No! I just… only he can call me princess…”

Ghostface went quiet as he stilled momentarily. He takes his fingers out. “Is that so..” his laughter fills your ears and you can’t help but shy away by hiding your face. Your body was jerked around, forcing you to face him as he squished your cheeks together roughly.

“Open your eyes.”

You shake your head. He moved his hand from your cheeks to your hair making you moan out in surprise.

“Your mask scares me!” You cried out. Staring back at the two blank eyes of the costume while getting fucked isn’t exactly ideal.

“Then I’ll take it off.”

He’s bluffing. Cause there’s no way in hell — this dude’s gotta be bluffing. “You’d do that?”

“For you I would.”

‘Yeah. If you could just take off your mask so I could report you to the police when I’m outta here that’d be great.’

But you’d wish you told him to keep his mask on instead. You would’ve rather preferred that.

“Chris?”

He cradled your face in his hand. “Why do you look so sad, princess? Not what you were expecting?” All you could do was cry. You were confused. You felt betrayed. You wanted nothing more than to shove him away but also melt against the warmth of his touch, the gentle caress of his hands that once brought you comfort. “Shh… shh, don’t cry.” Chan leans in and kisses away your tears.

“Why?” You hiccuped.

“I didn’t want you finding out. I never meant for this to happen.” He sighs, running a hand through his hair. “Hell, y/n, I didn’t want you getting roped into this mess but you drive me fucking insane.

I won’t kill you, I just wanted to be honest with you. I’m sorry if you had to find out this way—“

You swallow his next words with a kiss. You didn’t want to listen to his words anymore. You didn’t care if it’s an excuse, you didn’t care if it was a lie, you didn’t care about anything as long as it was him.

“Save it. Whatever lame ass excuse you’re about to come up with, I forgive you.” This catches him off guard. He opens his mouth to say something but you cut him off again, “I’m tired and my pussy’s throbbing so let’s hurry and wrap this up.”

He grinned, urging to your knees. He gave your cheek a rough couple pats as he brought his index and middle finger to your lips, “open.” You part your lips and with little to no warning, he shoves his fingers down your throat. With his other hand, he pulled his sweats and briefs halfway down his toned thighs. He rubbed your spit around the length of his dick, giving it a few strokes before tracing the tip against your lips.

You poke your tongue out just to get a little taste of him making Chris visibly shudder. He groans before pushing the tip past your lips. You wrapped your lips around his cock and his hand immediately found its way on the back of your head. “Yeah… fuck, just like that…” you wrapped both of your hands around his length and worked quick pumps around the head while the other worked its way along the base.

He felt his knees buckle a little when you started sucking his balls. “You look so pretty like this,” he urged himself back into your mouth. “And who do you belong to?”

“You.” You moan. “I’m all yours, Channie.”

That was all the confirmation he needed before he began to brutally fuck your little throat. Your dress had ridden up gave it the liberty to press the tip of his shoe against your cunt making your hips jerk forward. As he ruthlessly fucked your throat and the laces of his converse rubbed deliciously against uour clit the stimulation was beyond amazing. After holding your head firmly against his pelvic area for what seemed like eternity, he finally let you get some air, removing yourself from his dick with a sloppy pop.

“Come here, pretty princess. Wanna cum inside of you…” he was quick to pull you to your feet and pushed you back up against the wall. Your answering smile is a smug thing, as if you’re proud of the effect you had on him. He kisses you then, groaning as he tastes himself on your tongue. Chan gripped your plush thighs and lifted you up with ease. He was gentle and slow, despite the circumstances you were thrown into. He rips your panties in half trying to get them off, drowning out your protests with a slight chuckle. “I’ll buy you new one’s.” He shoves your panties in his pocket before swiping his tip against your wet folds. “Oh,” you breathe out, eyes fluttering shut as he begins to move. The rhythm is slow at first, your fingers pulling him closer, as if you could eliminate all space between the both of you. Your hips meet his every thrust as they move together at a languid pace, as if they have all the time in the world.

He can feel the way your heart races, the rush of blood in your veins. He tries to be as gentle as possible as he sinks his teeth into your neck, drawing a delicious gasp from your lips as he thrusts into you, hoping to balance out the sensation of pain and pleasure. His face hovers over yours, breaths mingling. “Can you hear how wet you are?” He grunts, adding his thumb to the mix by rubbing your almost painfully sensitive clit. You moan loudly, back arching against the wall when you felt chan begin to suck at your tits over the thin material of your dress.

“Been wanting to fuck you for so long… seeing you walk around all night looking dolled up, I felt so jealous.”

He pounds mercilessly into your poor pussy, salty tears beginning to run down your cheeks from the overwhelming pleasure. “You're so gorgeous… wanna make you all mine — fuck,” he moans. “You’re so naughty… I told you not to go, didn’t I?”

“Channniiieee…. I’m gonna,” you whimper, whining against his lips. “I’m cumming… oh fuck, I’m cumming…”

“so cute…” he cooed. “You disobeyed me, and look at where we’re at now.”

You tangle your fingers in his hair as you orgasm followed by a shudder.

What sounded like footsteps that were approaching closer and closer catches you off guard and it seemed to have a similar effect on him as well.

Sticking to your plan from earlier, you shove him off of you while he’s distracted trying to figure out who could be approaching and make a beeline for the exit. His back hits a table, eyes widening.

“Love you Channie!” You grinned and before he could grab you, you shut the two heavy metal doors in front of him.

He grumbled, pulling his pants back on and opening the door only to be met with a ghostface mask staring right back at him.

“Hey,” Jisung says as he rips the mask off him.

“The van’s parked outside, the other’s have been waiting for twenty fucking minutes.” He says but he only received a glare from his leader. “You look pissed. What the hell happened this time?”

“Change of plans,” Chan says as he picks up his knife and mask from the floor. “You guys go on ahead without me.”

“What?” Jisung scoffed. “You can’t just do that at the last minute. Look, we’ve been planning this shit for years, you can’t just back down ‘cause you can’t control your dick. The police are already on their way, and—!” Chan throws his knife, missing Han by a hair as it pierces through the portrait behind him. Han felt his breathing stop for a quick second.

“You had your fair share of fucking with your slut, so pipe down.”

Jisung glowered, hand tightening around the handle of his gun. “Don’t fucking call her that.” He says, but he knew better than to get into an argument with his boss.

“I’ll meet you guys tomorrow.” Chan slips his mask back on.

“I’m gonna go claim back what’s mine.”

a.n: ruh roh, alpha wolf chan is mad cs he didnt get to orgasm😕😕

and yall i get it, you want more skz ghostface content, im getting there okay😭

also pls lmk if you want me to make anime fics too, all ive been posting about are skz dhisbsje i can write genshin too. P.s all ghostface aus r connected, hyunjin is next methinks

[sylvienerevarine]

Sophrine Aulette's Skyrim Encyclopedia (Part 1)

Ok, an explanation: my brother bought me Philomena Cunk's hilarious reference book for Christmas, and it inspired me to write this goofy semi-fic. It's now Sylvieverse canon that Soph writes a humorous guide to Skyrim and it's a bestseller for years.

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Atmora

Atmora is sometimes called the “old country,” largely because everyone from there had beards, which made them look quite a bit older. It’s also called that because the original Nords came from there thousands of years ago in search of better weather. Why they stopped at Skyrim is anyone’s guess. One of the most famous people from Atmora was Ysgramor, who was fond of killing elves and living in an upturned boat.

No one’s heard anything from the Atmorans in a while, which means they all either froze to death or their postal service is terrible.

Automatons

Dwemer Automatons are creatures made of metal that run on magic and steam. You can find them lurking around old Dwarven ruins waiting for treasure hunters to show up, and then slicing them to ribbons. This is the only game they seem to know.

There are four main types of automatons: spiders, spheres, ballistas, and centurions. Actually they’re all called centurions, but that’s confusing, so here we are. Spiders are the ones that look like spiders and are sort of cute. Spheres are the ones that look almost human on top, but roll around on a big metal ball, in which they possibly store lightning. Ballistas resemble an angry fish with legs and are horrible. Centurions look like metal giants and use a huge amount of energy, which is why they sleep in big magic arches that don’t look very comfortable.

Dwemer automatons don’t seem to work outside their ruins, which is a relief, because can you imagine running into one at the market? On the other hand, it would be very funny to have a mechanical butler.

Cheese

Cheese is basically milk, but solid. It’s also the best food to ever be invented, and features in all the best dishes: cheesecakes, cheese souffles, cheese straws, cheese omelets, and fondue. My aunt Sacha, who lives in the Shivering Isles, once taught me how to make a kind of cheese that turns all colors inside-out, but I don’t usually attempt that one.

Most cheese in Skyrim comes from goats or cows. Giants have been known to make mammoth cheese, but they’re not very good about sharing it. I swiped some once and it was remarkably chewy, but very good.

Dragonborn

A Dragonborn is a person who, through no fault of their own, was born with the wrong type of soul. Generally speaking, humans have human souls, elves have elf souls, Nords have alcohol, and so on. A Dragonborn, on the other hand, has a normal person-type body with a dragon’s soul stuffed inside.

The main job of a Dragonborn is to slay evil dragons and boss around the less evil ones. For a long time, though, there were very few dragons around, so Dragonborns had to occupy their time by becoming emperors. This lasted right up until the time Martin Septim exploded.

I am currently the only living Dragonborn, which is a very fun position to be in. There was another one hiding out in Oblivion named Miraak, but he tragically perished for reasons that were only partially my fault.

Things Dragonborns Can Do:

Absorb dragon souls

Use aforementioned souls to quickly learn Words of Power

Scream at things

Read dragon language without taking lessons

Get free garlic bread at the Frostfruit Inn in Rorikstead

Kyne

Kyne is the Nordic goddess of wind, sky, the outdoors, and probably camping. You might know her as Kynareth, Khenarthi, Tava, or Kenny (though I’ve only met one person who called her that, and he was very drunk). 

In Nord tradition, Kyne was married to Shor (aka Lorkhan) and rain is the result of her crying because her husband tragically died from having his heart stuck under a volcano. It follows that the best way to get rain for your crops is to shout things like: “Missus Kyne, remember how much you loved your husband? Wasn’t it tragic how badly he was murdered?” That usually does the trick.

Kyne is also supposedly the one who taught the Dragon Voice to humans, to which I would like to respond “thank you” and also “why.”

Mead

Mead is the primary beverage, export, and religion in Skyrim. It’s made out of honey, and is therefore sweet enough that you don’t realize for a while just how strong it is, and then you’re in a bar fight with a racist old man in Windhelm. Not that that’s ever happened to me.

My husband is something of an expert on mead, and it’s his most cherished belief that happy bees make the drink taste better. I’m not quite sure how you can tell a bee’s emotional state, but I’m sure there’s a knack to it.

[lightningjo58]

Ok, so here's my take ---

Raphael: 1) Mikey, 2) Leo, 3) Donnie

Reasons:

Oldest and youngest bond, Raph spoils Mikey silly and loves how Mikey looks up to him.

Leo, he's the only one who actually is semi-serious on missions (as serious as LEO can be, I mean) [insert rambling of Leo is ALWAYS the one to get the team back on track] and he respects Raph, to a degree, but listens to him as a leader! He knows that Raph is trying his best, and tries to help him as much as he can.

As for Dee, let me just sum it up in one sentence. "DONNIE! IF YOU DONT STOP IT WITH YOUR MIDDLE CHILD NONSENSE!!!"

(Ah, Donnie and his Shenanigans)

Leonardo: 1) Donnie, 2) Mikey, 3) Raph

So first off, we all know that Leo and Donnie are twins, and Leo thinks of family as the most important thing ever. Therefore, we can already assume that their twin bond is the most precious thing in the world to him. As well, Donnie is the only one who will take part in Leo's pranks on their siblings (especially Raph). Donnie and Leo are so much alike, and again, TWINS!!!!! I cannot emphasize the TWIN BOND enough! It's so precious!!! ^D

As for Mikey, come on, HES ADORABLE! Mikey favors Leo, and so, therefore, it's only fair that Leo returns the heartfelt relationship! Mikey will paint on Leo's shell, will happily grab a slice of his Hawaiian pizza (the only other one who likes Hawaiian, but who am I kidding, he loves ALL types of pizza), and Leo finds the need to protect his youngest brother! You can truly see their relationship more emphasized in the episode with Baxter Stockboy. (Dexter Boxman?)

And finally, Raph. Let's just get this across, Raph isn't exactly one to trust Leo's decisions or plans. He sees Leo as the unserious jokester, but truly, Leo is a good leader! He stated very plainly in that episode with Lou Jitsu and the Kraken, "Why does nobody have any faith in me?" Raph especially, he thinks that being a leader is a burden that he has to bear alone as the oldest, and Leo doesn't like that. As the second oldest (yes, I think of Leo as the older twin), he also carries the family on his shoulders. He was originally supposed to be leader, but Raph kinda just took that spot, as he is the oldest, so it makes sense. But Leo is tired of Raph not having any faith in him! Don't worry, the brotherly bond still stands strong between the two, though. As well, Raph very much disapproves of his and Don's twin Shenanigans and pranks.

Michelangelo: 1) Leo, 2) Donnie, 3) Raph

Leo and Mikey get into so much trouble together! It's hilarious, and entirely adorable! Let me just get this across, Leo is beloved by all of his brothers, and he adores and respects them! And that is all Mikey wants! Is to be respected, to be seen as someone who can do things independently. As shown in that episode with the Lou Jitsu game, HOT SOUP, of which Mikey bought at an auction sale, he had full confidence in his abilities believing that he was ready to go on his first solo mission. Raph, being the over-protective older brother that he is, doesn't think he's ready. But Leo BELIEVES IN HIS FIERY LITTLE BROTHER! And that is all Mikey wants, is for someone to believe in him and his squills.

Donnie, ah lovely second-youngest Donnie. Them being the closest in age definitely brings them closer in bonding. We see on multiple occasions that Mikey and Donnie are a prominent duo and work immensely well together. As well, Dee is very protective of his only brother younger than him, and will go to the ends of the earth to make sure that he doesnt get hurt, whilst still letting the reigns go, knowing that he can protect himself. They get into youngest sibling Shenanigans all the time!

And finally, Raph. I kinda covered this with Leo already, but Raph doesn't believe in his youngest brother's abilities. He feels the need to protect, but Mikey can handle himself on his own! He's not a baby anymore. All he wants is the approval of his older siblings, and he's gotten that from Leo and Donnie, but not Raph. He's always on a leash with Raph, and he doesn't like it. He wants his independence, it's just a youngest child thing. (Not that I would know, being the second oldest, but I see it in my own family.) The youngest is always seeking approval, and is stubbornly independent!!! Still though, they do share an adorable youngest and oldest relationship.

Donatello: 1) Leo, 2) Mikey, 3) Raph

Twins. They are the best twins! They will constantly get into evil Shenanigans together, and Donnie LOVES IT! He feels he can truly relate to his twin, and Leo isn't constantly putting down his inventions. In fact, he full-on supports them! Donnie has a blue swivel chair in his lab exclusively for his twin bro (ever the prominent insomniac) for those nights where Leo can't sleep, and Donnie is up past midnight working on his inventions.

Mikey, do I really need to go on that rant again? Morale of this paragraph, looking through all of the episodes, Mikey and Donnie are most often seen together, and Mikey supports Don and his ingenious inventions with flying ambition! And paint...

Now, for Raph, I honestly feel really bad. So far, he's last on everyone's list. But he just doesn't trust Donnie's inventions like everyone else does, and he's sick and tired of Dee's "middle child nonsense".

Let me just make it known, I love Raph so much, and I'm not doing this to hurt him, but I'm just stating my opinion from what I've seen.

As well, with Donnie, he'll never admit that Leo is top of his list, he just pretends that Mikey is, for if Leo knew, he'd never hear the end of it. However, Leo does have a suspicion, call it a twin sense, if you will. ;)

And that's all for my take on the Rise siblings' favorite brother list.

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Rise Ramblings #342

In "Lair Games," when Donatello was in the infirmary, there were a few captions that I found very intriguing.

So, it seems as though each turtle has listed their brothers from most to least favorite. Hmm.... Raphael's Favorite Brother Rank List: 1) 2) 3) Donatello (dead last, oof!)

Michelangelo's Favorite Brother Rank List: 1) 2) Donatello (right in the middle) 3)

We also know that Leonardo has a soft spot for the boy in purple.

So, I'll just call it:

Leonardo's Favorite Brother Rank List: 1) Donatello (The "Beloved Brother") 2) 3)

Now, there are a few blanks for each brother. Who do you think are: • Raph's most favorite and second favorite? • Mikey's most and least favorite? and • Leo's second favorite and least favorite?

Also, what would Donnie's favorites list be?

Donatello's Favorite Brother Rank List: 1) 2) 3)

I have my speculations, but I want to see what you guys think and why.

All comments and reblogs are welcome! 💜

[glowingbadger]

Can I get some SFW and nsfw modern day Kaeya and Diluc stuff? Ty ty!

Damn I hadn't even thought about ModernAU Genshin before lol should be interesting- lesgoooo~

Side note- Genshin refuses to make actual sense of any of the ages of its characters, so I'm going with, like... mid-20's, semi-recently out of college for these two.

Kaeya, Diluc x GN Reader - ModernAU! headcanons

SFW (nsfw below the cut)

Kaeya:

- He's in law school, and has a real knack for discovering hilarious and exploitable legal loopholes. It's also a field that suits him for a number of reasons- it makes use of his infectious natural charm, and keeps him entertained with the 'stories' you happen upon working with people's legal and personal problems. He's also the best dressed in any of his classes, and in any given courtroom. Those who know luxury clothing when they see it can't help incredulously wondering how he affords his wardrobe while still technically a student.

- Kaeya is such a shitposter. He habitually 'likes' any and everything you post on any and all social media platforms- but he'll also comment "mmm who's that sexy thing" beneath the most innocuous images of you. He sends you dumb memes at concerning hours of the night- frequently while intoxicated, and especially when you've had a stressful day.

- As a partner, Kaeya is surprisingly loyal. His friends (and yours) will joke about him being a total slut, how you must have to keep him on such a short leash. He doesn't take offense to this though, and in a way, he gets a kick out of being perceived this way. But in truth, since he's been with you, he's never once considered anyone else. When you're alone together, there's a warmth in his gaze and a gentleness to his touch that no one else has ever seen.

- Everywhere Kaeya goes, he seems to "know a guy." He's always got an in- and an elaborate story of how he met this person and why they're, frankly, worryingly open to doing him favors. It's rare that a date with Kaeya goes by without you being offered free drinks, free desserts, a better seat at a restaurant or theatre, etc. Generally, when pressed, he'll wave a hand and say, "Babe come on, you know me- I just love making friends." Though you've heard whispers that some of his "friends" are just people who can't afford to be on his bad side.

Diluc:

- Was on track to become a police officer for some time, but it took barely a month from completing his training for him to become entirely disillusioned with the entire system. He quit (bluntly and forcefully, I might add) and now works as a P.I. His quietly thoughtful and serious nature puts clients at ease while allowing him to examine each case efficiently and effectively. I also figure we'd still carry over the "bartending at night" angle from the games- it's a great way to network and gain intel while undercover.

- His phone is basically a device for work, the news, and sometimes for contacting you, and absolutely nothing else. He hates the constant noise of social media, and refuses to jump on trends when things move too fast to get meaningfully invested in anything. Still, while he tries to angle his screen so you won't see it, he has set a picture of you as his wallpaper.

- Diluc loves the quiet, domestic side of your relationship. He treasures things like cooking together, cuddling on the couch with a movie, or even working on chores and projects together. He comes from money (though he doesn't talk about it much), so the more down to earth life that he's made with you is precious to him, and he appreciates all of the little moments that reaffirm your bond. That said, he does have an excellent memory for things like birthdays, anniversaries and such, and he is not shy about spending some cash on such occasions.

- Your friends all think he's super hot (and they're right), but are also a bit intimidated by him. Once, you tried showing them a sweet message he sent you drowning in heart emojis and they insisted that couldn't be him. Now there's a running joke in your friend group about your secret side-guy who leaves you nice voicemails when you've had a bad day and has flowers sent to your work- since they're convinced someone as serious and put-together as Diluc couldn't be your incredibly affectionate boyfriend.

NSFW 18+ v

Kaeya:

- Kaeya loves showing you off, especially in an outfit he bought just for you. It seriously turns him on to watch you over a nice dinner out wearing something a bit risque that he selected for you, noting the appreciative glances in your direction from others nearby, and knowing that you're his. The way his line of sight wanders your body all night makes it exceedingly clear that he can't wait to tear that lovely outfit off of you when he has you alone.

- Definitely the adventurous and experimental sort when it comes to kink, and he especially enjoys a bit of exhibitionism or semi-public fooling around. During a similar date night, with you looking so positively delicious across the table, he'll watch with a wolfish smirk as you squirm from the vibrations of a toy he pushed inside of you earlier that evening. He reclines in his seat and levels his gaze on you, saying, "My, darling, are you feeling alright? You look a bit flushed..." as his hand fiddles with the toy's remote. Then, once he gets you home or- even better -to a hotel, he'll press you against the window as he fucks you into panting, mindless bliss. Sometimes he doesn't even want to wait that long, and he'll find somewhere to park his car and fuck you in his back seat

- Kaeya has sending dick pics and lewd selfies down to an art. Seriously, his pictures are beautiful- of course helped by the fact that his body is gorgeous as well. Naturally, he loves to receive erotic images of you as well, and will save each and every one of them for "later use." If you're into it, he'll gladly send you a video of himself stroking his cock just for you, while describing every filthy thing he imagines doing to you in explicit detail.

Diluc:

- Generally speaking, Diluc wants to wine and dine you before the spicy business. He's a romantic at heart, and he wants you to know that he adores every part of you- and your body just happens to be one item on that list. He's not as obvious with his desires as some, but lingering gazes across the dinner table, or a hand at the small of your back trailing around your waist, all make his intentions clear. There's no doubt your lovely evening together will end with his strong body pressing you against his matress, his lips at your throat and your thighs clinging around his hips.

- He's generally fairly private about his sex life- not shy, per say, but insistent that your mutual pleasure is something for only the two of you. He's also not likely to sext or send lewd photos unless you really, really want them (and he's kind of adorably awkward about it at first even if he does try for you)- but if you tease him by sending him something naughty, his mind short circuits. His face burns crimson and he stops whatever he was doing and just stares at your beautiful body on the screen, as though he can already feel you in his hands.

- Diluc is a busy man, so there's likely to be stretches when the time and energy for sex simply isn't there. But once he's wrapped up a case and he finally has some time to breathe, you can bet he'll lift you into his arms and carry you to the bedroom the first chance he gets. You might even start to suspect that it's a way for him to vent his work stress when his thick cock pounds into you so nice and steady and deep- but you're certainly not about to complain, especially when you've been without him for so long.

[mayybirds]

The thing about Ethan is that I can barely believe this man knows how to use a pistol, let alone all the other shit he pulls in RE7. RE8, fine, he's had some training and probably googled how to make ammo to assuage his PTSD-sourced paranoia just in case he ends up back in that sort of situation.

But RE7, this man looks like he's never held a gun in his life and it's not like he came prepared for a fight. Does he even know where the safety is? I know the US is a pretty gun-centric place but I don't think Ethan is the type of guy to be part of it. Maybe he went out to the shooting range with some buddies but... does Ethan look like the guy who has friends who go shooting for fun? This man is from California and works as a systems engineer.

Leon at least was a police rookie, he had training. Scientists working in high-security and high-risk fields of research, especially in the RE universe, they also probably know how to use a gun at least theoretically. I don't have to explain the soldiers or spies. Having family in the military can also explain at least a basic proficiency with firearms, or coming from an area where hunting was at least semi-common or your dad might keep a gun in a locked box for emergencies. But Ethan is so painfully average in a very specific middle-class suburban California way that I can't imagine him having any sort of weapons training, let alone the ability to use a grenade launcher. He went out to the middle of bumfuck Louisiana looking for his missing wife in a dress shirt and apparently he's worldy enough to know how to use a revolver? Mia had her secret identity as an evil scientist for the military industrial complex but where tf does Ethan's weapons background come from because I bet it's buckwild.

(Of course then you came in with your Raccoon City Survivor Ethan desperately trying to paper over the trauma with the illusion of normalcy even though the knowledge and habits remain just beneath the surface, which is fantastic. But still I wonder what the people at Capcom were thinking when they made Mr. Whitebread build explosives out of scraps in a shack)

Yeah when you get away from like…the kind of patchwork cover me and other fanfic writers do to excuse Ethan’s knowledge of weapons… Canon Ethan’s abilities with firearms get that much more ridiculous and hilarious. Like…I’m someone who plays survival horror games regularly but if you put me in front of a real gun I’d have very limited knowledge of how to use it. So how tf did Ethan know what he was doing.

It’s him being from Cali that’s really the icing on top for me. TtVtL Ethan is from around the L.A. area but canon Ethan in my head is from the greater San Fran area because…systems engineer in chinos. Tech people in San Fran do not fuckin have guns lol. Literally they could have made him from Texas like Mia and I’d have at least bought into it a little more because… Texas.

[tobiosmilktea]

hello there. my bday is around the corner and i was wondering how would random haikyuu boys celebrate it with u 💓

how the haikyuu boys will celebrate your birthday with you

a/n: my birthday is just around the corner too so this was really fun to write 🥺 i decided to do it by team bc i couldn’t pick who boys to do lmao

— karasuno

i think they’ll definitely pull some intricate plan that will go wrong one way or another

like a surprise party maybe

it was fs nishinoya and tanaka’s idea to set one up after school in the gym where they tell everyone to pretend to forget your birthday just to add that special element of surprise

but then again, guys like tsukishima and kageyama don’t need to pretend they didn’t know your birthday because they truly didn’t until hinata brought it up to them (don’t take it too personally tho lmao)

speaking of which, hinata almost spoiled the surprise for you if yachi wasn’t there to distract you 💀

despite being the second year’s idea to throw this surprise party for you, it’s primarily the third years doing all the work since tanaka and nishinoya don’t know how to organize a party for shit

poor kiyoko is actually doing all the work while daichi and asahi are putting up decorations with the help of the first years (tsukishima had to be forced tho smh)

yamaguchi and yachi seem like the types to overthink what to get you for a birthday present, probably going all out while kageyama would just buy you your favorite drink and snack from the vending machine near the gym literally five minutes before the surprise

it’s the thought that counts ig

sugawara made your cake as well with the usual message, ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N !!’

and since the surprise party was being held in the gym after practice, everyone had to hurry and clean up before setting out all the decorations. and can i just say, it’s chaotic™️

yachi had to distract you for a good ten minutes by asking you to walk all the way towards the other end of campus to ‘get something’ that didn’t exist in the first place

meanwhile in the gym, the second years were in charge of taking down the volleyball net to replace it with a badly homemade painting with tanaka’s messy ass handwriting wishing you a happy birthday

the third years and first years as mentioned before were setting up decorations, hanging up streamers, setting out balloons, and handing out party poppers

with kiyoko, takeda-sensei, and ukai set out a table for sugawara to place the cake he made for you (which it almost fell cause ennoshita bumped into him)

hinata was also on the lookout if you and yachi were nearby

and when you were, he shout so loudly that even you heard down the hall

finishing up any last minute details, the team sets out their presents for you with their party poppers in hand before shouting, “SURPRISE!!”

it’s all fun and games until nishinoya accidentally released confetti at your face by accident

he made up for it with his present though lmao

— aoba johsai

saying that seijoh probably won’t do anything as big as a surprise party is a complete lie

knowing oikawa and the moment he found out it was going to be your birthday soon, he’ll plan something more extravagant than some lame surprise party (albeit, badly planned without the help of iwa)

he’d probably rent out a party bus to drive around the city before stopping by at some random karaoke place downtown

he’ll only invite the third years and your close friends so it isn’t too big of a celebration that it doesn’t feel like it’s your own party

the best part of the night was mattsun absolutely outshining oikawa in literally everything

there was even a stripper pole in the party bus and he just started fucking around with you to pretending to make it rain on him,, it was hilarious

you love rewatching the videos you took of that night

your favorite (besides stripper matsukawa) was iwa singing a ballad for you and when i say that man has vocals i mean it

at the end of the night, all your friends got up to sing happy birthday to you on the karaoke machine

the second years would probably feel bad celebrating your birthday with you, so instead they take you out to get udon after school and just vibe

you were honestly just surprised that it was kyotani’s idea to take you out like this, not to mention the cute gift he gave you that he put a lot of thought into

meanwhile i think the first years are just too intimidated by you minus kunimi

like kindaichi knew of your birthday but he was just too scared to go up to you and wish you a happy birthday before handing you your favorite convenient store snack as a little gift

— nekoma

unlike karasuno and seijoh, the way the nekoma boys celebrate with you is definitely on the more laidback side, yet they still put effort in wishing you a happy birthday

kenma, kuroo, and yaku would definitely stay up with you the night before your birthday playing video games just to be the first ones to wish you a happy birthday the moment the clock strikes midnight

they’ll even set up a minecraft server that kenma spent hours setting up and building everything that you like with a gigantic banner made out of your favorite colors of wool saying ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY!’

the rest of the night staying up playing party games on hypixel despite having school the next day

in the morning, you’d find kenma and kuroo waiting outside your house so they can walk the birthday celebrant to school, plus they had bags in their hands to which you assume were presents for you

it was then did you realize that you were going to get more throughout the day after kuroo mentioned how he told the team that it was your birthday

there was something embarrassing and a bit cringey being showered with attention for your birthday, especially at school, but you still appreciated the team’s efforts

throughout the day, people would notice the gifts in your hands and would wish you a happy birthday, definitely causing a stir in the school when yaku, lev, and yamamoto burst into your classroom to shout happy birthday

while yamamoto is literally showering you with birthday wishes and presents, lev would give you a cute plushie of your favorite animal along with a little cake

he’d probably ask to eat it with you during lunch lmao

by the end of the day, kuroo and kenma would help you carry all the presents you received as you guys end the day off getting ramen

— fukurodani

i don’t think they’ll make a big deal out of it knowing you don’t like making a big deal out of your birthday either

the only reason why they even found out that your birthday was around the corner is because bokuto couldn’t keep his mouth shut

it played out somewhere along the lines like this: akaashi would ask you if you were free this weekend so you two could study for the upcoming math exam

bokuto was there as well when you had to ask for a raincheck on studying as your parents were forcing you to go out on a celebratory birthday dinner (as by their words, “it’s the least you could do.”)

to which bokuto literally gasps and shouts, “IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND?” his words echoing throughout the gym and definitely catching the attention of the rest of the volleyball team

if that’s his reaction to finding out it’s your birthday soon, just imagine how shocked he would be when you tell him that you don’t really like celebrating it

akaashi would definitely understand and opted to buy you a little something for his appreciation and give it to you the following day, but bokuto wants to full on throw a party for you

“come on! it’ll just be a little get-together at the park!” he would beg

“thank you, bo, but i’m honestly fine just going out to dinner with my family.”

he would huff, planning to throw one as a surprise party instead, but akaashi immediately shoots down his idea out of respect for you

instead, bokuto would channel all that energy to giving “the best birthday gift of your life!” (end quote)

even konoha would challenge him on that just to tease him, but would still give you a well thought out gift

and yeah, it’s honestly kind of embarrassing seeing him walk into school with a box full of things you’re into including a giant owl plushie (school spirit ig??)

poor bo was outshined by yukie and kaori when they made a birthday cake for you

— shiratorizawa

lowkey i feel like shiratorizawa is definitely one of those private schools that would announce when their student’s birthdays are when they come close

like no one of the vb team would’ve found out your birthday was in a couple days if it wasn’t for that overhead announcement made by the vice principal

however, i wouldn’t think they’d make a huge deal out of it besides tendou maybe

the moment you would walk into the gymnasium, he’ll immediately wish you a happy birthday loudly before nudging ushijima to do the same

instead of one big party, you celebrated with them almost individually

tendou and ushijima both took you to the aquarium and bought you a gift that you specifically chose out cause they’d probably wouldn’t be bothered to do so without you

and then you’d go out with semi and reon to which you three just get sushi after school

lowkey i feel like they would buy literally anything you show even the tiniest amount of interest in and they’ll buy it within a snap

you literally had to stop semi from buying you anything else as he’ll end up spending all his pocket change when the sushi was enough

and unlike their upperclassman, shirabu and goshiki would probably just celebrate with you by just hanging out at your house--watching netflix, playing video games, maybe ordering some pizza

it’s pretty simple, but they’ll be there all day cause the time spent together is just really nice

— inarizaki

the twins literally cannot keep their mouths shut

the team was already pretty aware of your birthday, but they have been keeping the surprise party for you on the downlow ever since the twins proposed their idea of doing a little picnic for you

but go figure that it would be atsumu and osamu exposing their entire plan in front of you after nagging their team not to say jackshit in front of you

they’d still follow through with their plans, however, despite not being a surprise anymore

the little celebration would be held at the park, suna being in charge of the picnic blanket, kita being in charge of bringing drinks, osamu being in charge of bringing the food, and atsumu being in charge of... well,, bringing you ig

aran would arrive late only because he had to get his bday gift for you (which btw was the best one fs) as well as picking up your birthday cake with the words ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH <3′ 

it’s so obvious that suna was the one who ordered the cake, but it’s literally the best you have every received

overall, it’s pretty chill but you couldn’t ask for anything more knowing their efforts and how you’ve been laughing your ass off the entire time

you guys would even watch the sunset as yall sat atop a hill, taking photos to put on your stories and to post on social media

out of the hundreds of photos taken of you with your cake or aran force feeding suna food, the group photo taken exactly at golden hour was your absolute favorite

[zoe-oneesama]

Okay, semi-serious question! What would each member of Miss Bustier's class in the Scarlet!AU, including Lila, dress up as for Halloween?

Well I think my ideas would probably apply to canon. And obviously I know France doesn’t really do Halloween (at least not how America does), so we’re gonna just retcon reality and pretend Halloween is a common thing to these kids, so basically:

Marinette: A character costume. From a cartoon or movie or game, whatever it is she’s handmaking and handstyling all of it and is scouring the internet to make sure every detail is 100% canon accurate. Every year she tries to outdo herself by getting more and more intricate characters. Year 1 - Princess Peach Paper Mario version. Year 5 - Princess Peach Smash Bros verison.

Adrien: It’s the first year he gets to participate and it’s not some bougie adult wine drinking party, so he either goes for a visual pun (sticking a bunch of beige paint swatches to himself to be 50 Shades of Grey) or goes super basic royalty free costume, like A Vampire or A Devil. If he has a partner he’d totally go couples costumes, but who decides the costumes depends on the partner. (Marinette would totally bow to his whims but Kagami would reel him in)

Alya: She’s been in different store bought Majestia costumes since she was old enough to call the shots. Only this year is she going for Hometown Heroes, but she’s completely caught between who to choose - Ladybug because obviously, or Carapace because her boyfriend, or Rena Rouge because it’s hilarious?! So many options!!!

Nino: He’s never gotten super into it but keeps it alive for Chris. Typically he’ll pull together a “closet costume”, like pulling out the plaid button up and sticking some straw out of the pockets to be a scarecrow. Going to parties with Alya makes him want to try a little harder this year so he’ll probably actually buy a full costume this year to go with whatever she decides to be (”Wait, you’re gonna dress as me this year?!”)

Canon Chloe: She’s worn her Ladybug costume a few too many times in public, so she’ll probably go for Queen Bee but with a twist - like a full ballgown princess but Queen Bee themed. It’s super expensive decorated with real rhinestones, as are all the costumes she’s had in the past because she’s in a personal competition with Marinette. It kills her that Marinette always gets way more compliments on her costumes. 

SL Chloe: Same as above but Scarlet Lady themed. She’s at least smart enough to forgo the mask and demands pockets to shove Tikki into.

Canon Sabrina: In order to match Chloe but not outshine her, Sabrina is ordered to be a bee (to be Queen Bee’s “Pollen”, though Sabrina doesn’t know what that means). She’s an adorabee and her outfit is also pretty expensive because it was commissioned by Chloe, but that also means Sabrina got zero input on it. 

SL Sabrina: It’s the first time Sabrina hasn’t relied on Chloe to “make” her costume (or rather DECIDE her costume) and all the independence has Sabrina scrambling a bit. In the end, by borrowing some of her dad’s old things, she dresses as a Cutie Cop complete with a too big hat and handcuffs she has to SWEAR not to use.

Max: With some carefully painted cardboard and foam, he’s one of the bots from UMS III. Despite the crudeness of the costume, it is also meticulously model accurate, and also very difficult to move in.

Kim: 100% one of those inflatable T Rex costumes.

Alix: She’d probably wear her regular clothes but invest in a high quality wolf mask and hands and sneak up on people all night.

Nathaniel: He’d have to prepare months in advance but he’d show up as Super Nathan. He skips on the face paint but considering it’s his OC and he still draws it in his comic, I think he’s not emotionally tainted by being an akuma and it’s own little “Fuck You” to Hawkmoth. Plus it makes Chloe stay 10000 miles away from him. 

Mylene: Mylene walks into a costume shop with no plan, wanting to be taken in by how a costume looks and feels on her. Because of that she has an eclectic background and no one ever knows what she’s going to come as. Last year she was a racoon because the costume dress had ears on the hoodie, but maybe this year she comes as a Mad Hatter because the costume came with a lot of pieces. Who knows?!

Ivan: He knows he’s going to avoid anything with a mask if he wants his girlfriend to come near him. That does knock off a lot of his favorite horror characters, so he goes an Adrien route and shows up as A Ninja. Yep. Definitely not a video game character, noooo, this is TOTALLY just A Ninja. Uhuh.

Rose: Unicorn Princess. With wings. And a tiara. And A wand. And a tail. And rainbow chalk in her hair. And stickers. 

Juleka: She’s a witch, but not a store bought cute short skirt one. Like a voodoo hag that dragged herself out of the swamp to curse mankind. She’s basically one every year so she just adds onto her costume and every year her witch costume just increases in collectables. Vials around her waist and a fake crow on her hat, a spell book appeared one year, and spider webs draped over her shoulders. Uh, are you sure that’s just a costume Juleka?

Canon Lila: She doesn’t care much about the actual costume but takes a lot of care making sure it’s juuuuuust towing the line between cute and sexy. It needs to be attention getting but not bad attention. She goes for slightly childish characters, like Little Red Riding Hood, so she can get away with saying she thought it was “just adorable!” when she knows it’s showing her off. If I wanted her to be even cheekier, I’d have her find a “Sexy” Rena Rouge costume that’s pretty much Rena Rouge but in a skirt, and watch Alya convulse.

SL Lila: Drop the act and just admit she likes feeling sexy. Her friends help her find costumes that are age appropriate but scratch that itch and Lila puts more thought into the actual character. She gets a new appreciation for merging horror with pretty stuff - like a Zombie Cheerleader or Elsa but with ice coming out of her skin. It also lets her stretch her makeup skills. 

[fiadhaisteach]

'Tis Impressed Reader Touting Works - 2022.01.08

Legacy of Protection series & Virtually Faded Universe series by AntlersandFangs (@thededfa) & Celtic_Lass (@thecelticlass) - MGiT(h) & MBiT(v) siblings (pairings listed in each story) - 857,686 words (combined) - all complete

      🔸 I almost don't know where to start with this one. Epic & self-indulgent, all at the same time, these stories are some I come back to again and again and again 🤩. I can't tell you how many times I've reread these as I sometimes read just my favorite parts... and usually end up reading until the end again, because the authors drag me in every time, but do sometimes (rarely) manage to just read a few bits.

      🔹 Another protagonist named Emma, though this time she's a Modern Character and was displaced with the 2nd protagonist, Damon, her best friend/brother/blood sister.

The rest of this post has spoilers that may change your initial read through of the stories. If that's not your cuppa, click directly to the main Virtually Faded Universe series and read them in order. You won't regret it. Otherwise... let's continue on.

(mostly) Stand Alone Prequels

 ⚜️Protection - Glorfindel/OFC(h) - 53,993 words - complete

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Cultural Differences, Misunderstandings, Language Barrier, bitter sweet, there be smut, we make no apologies, Extremely and Unapologetically Self-Indulgent, reverse, Middle earth Character in semi-modern earth... sorta, AU territory, Family Fluff, Glorfindel has a family! Summary: Everyone assumes that Glorfindel went to Mando's Halls when he fell defeating the Balrog. Assumptions are rarely correct. Do not expect any historical, canonical, cultural, lingual, or any other kind of accuracy. :)

 ⚜️The Black Devil - OMC(h-e)/OFC(h), Glorfindel/OFC(h) - 41,530 words - complete

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Glorfindel (Tolkien), Glorfindel's Wife, multiple OCs Additional Tags: language barriers, Cultural Differences, middle earth character in earth, there be smut, Slow Burn, Arranged Marriage sort of, domestic abuse, but not from the pairings, Extremely and Unapologeticly Self-Indulgent, We started this and now we can’t stop, AU territory, Happy Ending, Family Fluff, Light dom/sub undertones Summary: The misadventures of Glorfindel's son

otherwise known as: Mom, don't be angry, but I sort of bought a wife and she's terrified of me

 ⚜️Virtual Friends - OFC(h) & OFC(h) - 2,080 words - complete

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: original child characters, Main Story characters' moms Additional Tags: uhhh, this will only make sense if you read Virtually Faded, It's just some useful background info for later in Virtually Torn Summary: A pair of distant, really, really distant cousins meet at a family reunion, and find something special

  Main Story

 ⚜️Virtually Faded - Solas/MGiT(h), Cassandra/MBiT(v) - 519,973 words - complete, but you do NOT want to stop here

Chapters: 101/101 Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: self insert ocs - Character, original male qunari character, Original Female Character, All the Companions, multiple original characters Additional Tags: extremely and unapologetically self indulgent, Modern Girl in Thedas, Modern Characters in Thedas, Humorous, you're going off script a bit hun, misunderstandings are hilarious, Solas Being Solas, Snowball Fights, Cameos, sorta Slow Burn, Dragon hunting, in universe racism, worst world state, like worse than possible in the games, solas finds out, Minor Character Death, drug mention, Self Harm, Feels, You've been warned, Angst, It just keeps happening, Elvhen rituals, NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS, just keep that in mind, Unreliable Narrator, Babies!, fluff soooo much fluff, Back to plot, Damnit Emma, gets a little dark, Sorry Not Sorry, Cousland’s a psychopath, Hey y’all Surana’s here too!, Knives are romantic... well here they’re romantic, Everything’s connected, AU territory Summary: Game night gone horribly wrong! Two friends find themselves in a game, one has the mark the other is along for the ride. Follow Damon and Emma as they dive into the world of dragon age. Emma loves dragon age and it's characters but being pulled physically into Inquisition with the worst worldstate imaginable? Plus getting the anchor? Thankfully her longest and best friend is right beside her... only thing... He's now a Qunari and hasn't played the games yet.

  [You Need These] Sequels

 ⚜️Virtually Torn - Thranduil/MGiME(h) - 68,977 words - complete

Chapters: 25/25 Fandom: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, Dragon Age - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Thranduil (Tolkien), Original Female Character(s), Oropher (Tolkien), Gil’galad (Tolkien), Glorfindel (Tolkien), OC’s, Elrond Peredhel Additional Tags: Modern Girl in Middle Earth, Care, Friendship, Emma is broken, Healing, Panic Attacks, Emotional Instability, Last Alliance of Elves and Men, Protective Thranduil, It will get better... eventually., Quadruple G, Galadriel is... annoyed?, Emma can block her, Scars are important, Young Legolas, Non-Graphic Rape/Non-Con Summary: Emma saved the world from being torn apart... but in doing so she is torn from her family and became a shell of her former self.... But fate is not done with her yet.

Once again she falls from the sky....

Continuation of Virtually Faded

 ⚜️Virtually Separated - Solas/MGiT(h), Cassandra/MBiT(v), background Dorian/Iron Bull, background Alistair/Josephine - 54,231 words - complete

Chapters: 23/23 Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Fen'Harel | Solas, Original Male Character(s), All Companions, multiple OCs, Cassandra Pentaghast, Original Female Character(s), Glorfindel, Legolas, Gimli, Beth!!! Additional Tags: broken bonds, This will hurt, Modern Character in Thedas, MGiT, in universe racism, Gets a little gray, Kidnap- uh... fostering., we are aware Emma took the brains with her somehow, The kids are amazing!, Family reunion!!, now all we need is a few hobbits and we have a fellowship :D Summary: She's gone. She's gone, and there is nothing he can do besides care for their children and try to keep Solas alive till she makes it back.

because he believes she'll come back

She has to

Continuation of Virtually Faded

 ⚜️Virtually After - Thranduil|Solas/MGiT(h), Cassandra/MBiT(v), background Glorfindel/OFC(h), background Dorian/Iron Bull, background Gimli/Legolas - 70,892 words - complete

Chapters: 23/23 Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Cassandra Pentaghast, Fen'Harel | Solas, The Iron Bull (Dragon Age), Thranduil (Tolkien), Glorfindel (Tolkien), Glorfindel's Wife, Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli (Son of Glóin), Original Characters, Elrond Peredhel, Felassan (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Canon Divergence, Modern Girl in Thedas, Modern Character in Thedas, Healing, cuddle piles, Reunions, Kids, shape shifting, Valor revealed, Felassan revealed, Emma has been collecting LOTR elves..., major character deaths, happy ending! Summary: After they were torn and separated, they have finally found their ways back to each other.

continuation of the Virtually Faded universe, highly recommend you read Virtually Faded, Virtually Torn, and Virtually Separated first.

  Companion Stories

 ⚜️A Faded Companion - 31,537 words - complete - side stories, alt PoVs, & art

Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Loghain Mac Tir Additional Tags: POV Minor Character, Modern Girl in Thedas, in game racism, Outsiders POV, Thedas elves, Companion POV, ART!!! Summary: a collection of companion pieces to Virtually Faded, all from different points of view or happenings that didn't make it into the main story

Companion to Virtually Faded (main story)

 ⚜️Virtually Unspoken - 14,473 words - Solas/MGiT(h), Cassandra/MBiT(v), Thranduil/MGiME(h) - complete - extended scenes for us smut lovers

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Cassandra Pentaghast, Original Male Character(s), Fen'Harel | Solas, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Shameless Smut, Safewords, sub/dom, First Time, Biting, Possessive Solas, Jealous Solas, Inexperienced Thranduil... but he catches on ;), Bondage, Anal Sex, Everything is consensual Summary: The smutty side of the Virtually Faded Universe, some of those yummy scenes we didn't keep in the main fic :D (also an apology for the angst... )

        🔸 If you read through the individual story tags, you may have noticed that these are Dragon Age x Tolkien fusion, though it's not obvious for most of the main story. Imagine that Arda is pre-Elvhen Thedas, or DA Thedas is like the sixth age (or maybe seventh) of Arda & the continent of Thedas is Aman/Valinor (Middle-Earth is across the sea); and the Evanuris were (mostly) 1st Age elves who renamed themselves 🥸 🤯... and prophecies will be fulfilled.

      🔹 I'll never be able to watch the Hobbit quite the same again. Stupid Silly, foolish, feels 😭. 💖💖💖

(previous TIRTWs & TIRTW Key/Legend)

[kreidewaltz]

indigo + hands + semi 🛐 happy 200 ily!!!

NOT MY FAULT | S.E.

about. after seeing hand pictures on pinterest you couldn't stop. it's hard when he teases you about it, but it's his chance to show what he feels when he's with you.

word count. 1.7k

genre & warnings. female reader, fluff, friends to lovers, timeskip, feminine nicknames, comedy.

author's note. not me projecting semi hcs on my head to this fic oops i hope you'll like this and uhm pats myself bc this isnt suggestive uhm ok i got too excited to post this, not proofread but will be beta-read later woof

"aren't ya bored? scrolling through pinterest?" your friend says while you tear your gaze from the phone and briefly look at him. you kick his knee playfully while telling him to shut up and bury your chin on the fluffy blanket you have. he snickers quietly before going back to strum on his guitar, and nod his head along to the sound. you roll on your side and hover the blanket on your body, making yourself more comfortable in his room—which is a mess right now, you noted.

"what's one thing you like physically in a person?" you said while narrowing your eyes at him. chuckles slip past your lips when he tenses at the question, he puts his guitar on the floor gently before lying down on the bed on the opposite way. and he pushes his feet on his fluffy blanket to tease you. not cool you thought while you look at him, getting red to keep his laughter to himself.

"their eyes. there's something about it you know, staring deep in their soul—" he wanted to give a serious answer but it's you. it's also his time to show how hilarious he is despite his calm and stern demeanor. you became acquaintances in third year when he was in shiratorizawa. because your friend invitied you to their game, she rambled about shirabu a lot while you're only focused on him.

"good one but shut up, you talk like you read on wattpad." you sigh to act annoyed because of his silly antics but your heart is beating loudly in your chest.

"what about you? should i expect you to say it doesn't matter because what matters is what's on the inside?" he wiggles his brows with a smirk painted on his face and he knows your patience is melting like an ice under the sun. you groan to the pillow and push your head in it, you have the urge to hit him somewhere and tie him on a chair if you're being honest.

"whatever! uh, i pay attention on the hands." you huffed after and snuggle to the blanket, getting drowsy of the cold weather. his brow raised in curiosity, he watches you sit up and arch your back to feel that pop of your bones when stretching. an idea forms on his head while stretching his arms forward. he does random poses and movements to his hand, and pretended to grab the lightbulb from the ceiling.

"yeah. i bet you're looking at my hands when i play." he emphasizes by doing grabby hands in the air, and you get a clear view of the details on his hands because of the light. your eyes widen seeing the veins prominent in his hands. his hand is similar to the hand pins you ogle to in pinterest earlier which made you blink your eyes repeatedly. who in the world would get excited about hands, your best friend's hands in the first place? you think to yourself and you deny your mind because you knew what the answer is.

"totally not, eita. you're dreaming." you shuffle your feet to annoy him on purpose before you make yourself comfortable on the bed. you hover the soft blanket over your shoulder, and you’re thankful that he isn’t teasing you anymore. you shut your eyes slowly and bury your head deeper on the pillow, and the last thing you remember imagining in your head is holding hands with semi in a picnic somewhere before you knock out.

-

"hey bubs, wake up, there's dinner." you feel someone shaking your shoulder which made you groan and bury your head to the pillow. a whine leaves your lips and pat the bed to find another pillow, your mind and body are laced with grogginess. no matter how hard you pry your heavy eyes open, they shut close and lets you wander to dream land in peace.

"i'll stay here until you get up, i won't literally drag you out of the bed again, sleepyhead." semi chuckles when he looks back on that memory a few months ago. he intentionally denies on his mind that he didn’t caress your cheek and the corner of your mouth gently while you’re sleeping. when he hears your prolong groans while spreading your feet like a starfish, he snickers quietly to himself before walking towards you and watches you intently.

"mom bought your favorite." he whispers and amusement flashes across his face when you he sees you turn around and squint your eyes. ten minutes, your voice raspy when you murmur that before slowly resting your back on the headboard. you pat your cheeks repeatedly since the sting will wake you up and force you to do your morning routine, this is your way to make yourself move and it works, not always though you noted. semi glances at you quickly when he hears the shuffling off the bed before grabbing his guitar and strum the strings softly. after playing around with his guitar, he picks up the trash present everywhere on his room and organize his papers which consist of lyrics he thought of at an ungodly time, and themes he wants other people to appreciate.

"let's go?" you watch him flinch at your voice and your bright eyes fall on his left hand gripping his desk tight. the silence becomes awkward but neither of you said anything, you knew why he was holding on to the table (the veins becoming visible in his hand). it is to regain himself after being alarmed because of your voice. he turns around before nodding quietly, shoving his hands on the pockets of his sweatpants. while you're going downstairs, you got the opportunity to stare at his arm and seeing his veins made you gulp before turning away, clearing your throat to relieve the atmosphere.

"ah! dear, here's your favorite. semi said you're hanging out so here!" his mom giggles after seeing the flash of confusion in your face. you laugh along with her while slowly rubbing your stomach over your sweatshirt, the hunger you're repressing earlier is coming back. he's behind you while his mom prepares the utensils and he begins the soft rubs on your back with occasional light pats before sitting on the table.

"thank you!" the excitement shining in your eyes is making the boy beside you look away and rest his chin on his palm. he begins to magine how satisfying it would feel if he made you feel like that—happy and content. you and his mom get lost on your conversation before he takes small bites of the food and he keeps glancing at you with a grin forming on his face.

"semi played earlier, he's really good." his mom's laughter echo the dining table. your cheeks go red because you didn't mean to slip the compliment easily from your lips. you didn't dare to look at him, not when you openly admired your best friend in front of him, and his mom which isn't making the situation any better.

"i bet he is! he's already my rock star!" when you hear him curse under his breath, the embarrassment you felt earlier disappeared. you laugh along with his mom and clutch your stomach, enjoying that he's a little awkward with cheesy nicknames. you secretly change the topic and distract his mom with your interests, and your heart bursts when you feel his foot hit yours lightly. you know he's having a hard time to say thank you but you kick his foot back, the smile on your face widening. you're lost in your own bubble that you didn't see him looking at you with a soft look in his eyes. he goes back to his food and stare at his plate, the thoughts in his head overlapping on what to do, he couldn't be alone with you because he'll do something. whatever, goodluck future me, he thought.

-

"don't even say anything about that." you said when you see him opening his mouth while settling yourself on his bed. a sympathetic smile goes on to his face before plopping beside you, grabbing the remote to play a series on the television. even though this is his chance to tease you and push you to your limit, he decided against it since he knows the feeling of slipping up when you had no intention to do so. 

“you pick today.” he puts the remote in your palm and your heart begins to beat wild in your chest because of your hands touching for a few seconds. you grab it too tight and you check the movies and series shown, and you picked a classic, romantic series since you know you wouldn’t pay attention to it. semi’s fingers are playing with yours, occasionally squeezing your fingers to get a hilarious reaction from you. the introduction plays on the television, but your senses are focused on semi’s hands and the one ring that’s on his middle finger which you secretly like. 

“what do you feel now?” semi’s voice getting lower while he whispers, but his eyes are looking somewhere, just not at you. before you could question him, you feel his hands loosely intertwine with yours and rest it on his lap. your body froze while your eyes fall on his face, but seeing him looking to the other side and feel the beating on his wrist makes your heart swell in content. that voice of his replays on your head repeatedly and it worsens the heat blooming on your cheeks. he rubs his thumb on your palm and he’s secretly pleased with your reply, “i’m okay.” 

“whatever you say, honey.” a smirk comes to his face when he watches you pull the blanket to your face, and he tightens his hold on your hand before you could try to pull away. he uses his other hand to pat your head and you playfully roll your eyes before resting your head on his shoulder, knowing what he wants. after six months of pining for each other but don’t have the guts to say it, you’re delighted that he did something to boost your friendship on another level. you snuggle into the crook of his neck further, and bring your hands together and peck his knuckles lightly. he ignores the pounding on his chest and opted to say something instead, that he knows will bring exhilaration and brightness in your eyes. 

“good thing i named my new single six months.” 

[locke-barmecide]

Out of any of my posts please reblog this one I put so much effort into it.

This is for my post game AU. I’ll post this to Kiyo’s account as well.

Kiyo constantly stays up much too late working on their assignments which isn’t good for them at all and frankly worry’s their partners.

I know shu is supposed to have a buzz cut but I am garbage at drawing buzzcuts.

I found a bunch of hilarious anthropology stickers that reminded all too much of Kiyo so I slapped them onto their laptop as I’m sure Kaito or Kokichi bought her them.

Also Shuichi works out and Kiyo is light so he can indeed pick them up. Though he’s gotta be careful not to wake them.

I tried a prettier art style. I put so much effort into getting the hands at least semi right.

Reblogs are so so appreciated!

This is my best piece yet lol.

[hotchley]

What would the team do for baby hotchners first birthday as a kid? I can see Rossi and Garcia throwing him the cutest little party possibly with some little kids he’s met and made friends with at them park and Hotch gets all shy with all the attention and hides behind Rossi or Dereks legs for a while

birthday: baby hotchner edition

OH THEY WOULD GO ALL OUT!

So in this particular scenario, he’s turning 9. Purely because I have a cousin turning 9 so Hotch and him can act the same way. 

But that also means that he has about six years worth of memories (cos everything pre the age of four is slightly fuzzy cos you know, children) so he doesn’t really want to celebrate his birthday. 

And he thinks that nobody else knows, so he’s safe.

The team plan a surprise party and they go all out. 

If it was anyone else, they’d only have one theme. But this is Aaron. 

So the theme of his party is a weird mash between dinosaurs, pirates, LEGO Ninjago and Hercules.

They have a dinosaur pinata, pirate cupcakes, ninjago-themed activities and cupcakes with characters from Hercules iced on them

Also, it’s held at Rossi’s house because his garden is massive and if it does rain (cos November) they can go inside and still have fun

On the day, everybody pretends they don’t know that it’s his birthday so they take him to the BAU like normal

Halfway through the day, Anderson takes him to the park so the rest of them can sneak out the building and set up

Most of his kid friends aren’t there (because they’re going to the party as well) but Anderson hadn’t factored that into the equation so he ends up being Aaron’s play mate

Eventually they get a text saying that they’re good to come back so they drive back to the building- he’ll get a bit of sleep- and then Anderson picks up his stuff and they head back to the home

Hotch is still only half-awake when they get there, so Anderson picks him up and Hotch is all like: oh this is nice!

When they get in, everyone is hiding, but because they don’t want to Overwhelm him, Dave and Penny make sure he’s awake and then lead him to the living room (but they cover his eyes as he enters)

When they take them away, the entire team, Jack, Jess and his friends from the park all shout Happy Birthday

They’ve got decorations up, there’s a table full of dessert, Will is in the garden preparing a barbecue because you can take the boy out the south but you can’t take the south out the boy and his presents are all on a couch

All of his friends are running over and being cute to him cos they’re like: WOWWW YOU ARE THE BIRTHDAY BOY!! :):):)

And Penny makes him wear a party hat and a badge because everyone needs to know

Even though it’s a familiar environment, it’s still a bit much for him, especially because he’s never had a party before, so he smiles but then hides behind Derek’s leg cos he doesn’t know what to do

Derek notices immediately (there’s literally a small child gripping his trousers) so he turns around and is like: Hey kiddo what’s up?

And Hotch is like: it’s a lot so then Derek picks him up for a bit so he can get used to it

They have a barbecue and Hotch really likes Will so he’s stood semi-near like: oooh I wanna do that! So then all of his friends are also following him like: aaah

After the barbecue, they play a bunch of ninjago themed games so the kids can burn off their energy and Derek does the best so all the kids are like: hah he’s cooler

Even Spencer and Penny get involved because Hotch stared at them with puppy eyes and he looks so sweet with his little hat that they give in

After they’ve played their games, they eat dessert and Penny maayy have gone a teeny-tiny bit overboard

There is SO MUCH DESSERT!

There’s one big cake with candles, so they sit him down at the big table and everyone sings happy birthday. And then Derek and Emily help him blow out the candles (Dave has so many photos that look the same as a result of that)

There’s also cupcakes, goodie bags and just an assortment of sweet things

And they have a dinosaur pinata that none of the kids can break so they get JJ and Emily to whack it together and it breaks and they’re all like: WOWWWW

Everyone got him presents and some people may say that he was being spoiled but they know what his previous childhood birthdays were like so they don’t see the problem with it

Spencer got him new socks that look like his so he can annoy Dave, as well as some child-friendly books about coins and dinosaurs that Hotch absolutely adores

Derek got him his very own leather jacket cos Hotch once cried over the fact that he couldn’t look like one of his favourite uncles

JJ got him toys. He doesn’t have a plushie that he sleeps with (they’ve not found one yet) so she got him a bear that’s super soft and floppy as well as some other things he can play with

Because he loves Penny, she got him an assortment. There’s butterfly clips for his fringe, a pair of fake glasses cos then he can be like her (although at some point, he really does need an eyetest), and a friendship bracelet. She has the matching one.

Dave and Emily just treated him like a prince and bought him the most expensive thing they could imagine because why not?

Eventually all the kids have to go home, but it’s fine because they’ll see him tomorrow- even if that’s “forever away”

And when they ask Aaron if he had a good day he’s like: Yeah. It was the best birthday ever. And then they all look super confused before turning to Will who sighs, grabs a whiteboard and writes that it was the best birthday ever.

Aaron find that hilarious so then he just exclusively starts talking to Will.

And thus concludes Aaron’s 9th birthday. Baby Hotchner style.

[asterekmess]

1-5 @thehollowprince: “It was Scott’s friendship with Stiles that prevented Scott from being one of the popular kids.” / The most hilarious thing about Scott stans trying to blame Stiles for Scott’s lack of friends and popularity is that canon explicitly says (and shows) that it’s literally the other way around. Stiles Stilinski is the clever, gorgeous, super smart nerd with perfect grades who always figures it out, never takes advantage of his talents, and whose game is chess.

2-5 Unlike Scott, Stiles doesn’t give a shit about popularity, and has other friends & bonds outside of Scott. Meanwhile, Scott McCall is the whiny, average jock wannabe everyman with shitty grades and no talent in anything who has always been unhealthily obsessed with girls, lacrosse and popularity and whose only friend is Stiles. 3-5 Stiles put up with Scott’s bullshit, abuses, jealous fits, and temper tantrums even though he didn’t have to. Meanwhile, Scott “I had you before” McCall has always treated Stiles like trash and ditched Stiles for the popular crowd he desperately wanted to become part of as soon as he could. 4-5 And I think it’s very telling that Allison, Lydia, Jackson, Danny, and the so-called “popular kids” Scott desperately wanted to become part of only bothered to acknowledge Scott’s existence because of his werewolf upgrade, and that Stiles was the only one who was willing to interact with Scott at school. 5-5 If I was a meaner person, I’d say that it was Stiles’ friendship with Scott, his empathy, and his refusal to dump Scott’s toxic ass that prevented Stiles from being popular.

I’ll be honest, I’m not sure what you’re quoting there. I don’t really read anti-Stiles or pro-Scott stuff. I find that it’s a lot easier for me to enjoy fandom if I just stay away from that stuff (aside from when I get a lil overprotective). It gets pointed out a lot that Stiles, for all intents and purposes, is the more sociable of his duo with Scott.

In the first episode, Stiles makes that joke about “You’ve scarlet-nerded me” and it was very clearly a joke in his opinion. But he is the one who has friends outside of Scott. He’s got Harley in the first few episodes, and we find out he’s got Heather in the background. When he goes to Lydia’s party to check on Scott, he has people to talk to and hang out with. He’s not getting made fun of or hiding in a corner, he’s interacting with people and has to turn away from them when he sees Scott struggling. When they go to the rave, Scott might’ve gotten a drink bought for him, but Stiles apparently got the numbers of multiple people who were immediately interested in him (we’re putting the awful portrayal of drag queens aside for the moment). When they try to amp up Lydia’s birthday party, Scott says he’ll use his ‘Co-captain’ status to get the lacrosse team there. His wording doesn’t really imply that he’s friends with these people, just that he’s high enough on the pecking order that he can influence them into coming. In contrast, the people Stiles invites have no incentive to go, other than that Stiles asked them to. They aren’t in high school, they don’t care how popular he is or isn’t. They at least trusted him enough to show up in DROVES just because he called, believing that his message about the party wasn’t a prank or something. I’ve made a few posts about it before, but Stiles has a life outside Scott. He has the officers at the station that he’s apparently grown up with. He can ice skate, and well, while Scott has apparently never done it before his date with Allison. So when did Stiles learn to ice skate, and who with, if not Scott? Ice skating isn’t something you can just do most of the time, so if he’d learned it when his mom was alive and then never done it again, he would’ve fallen on his fuckin face when he tried to do it with Lydia. Which means he’s done it at least semi-recently, and I doubt he would go alone.

Whether I like Scott or not, he doesn’t have these things. I’ll revise my previous mentions of him not having any hobbies, because there is a lil bit of a hint in his room to him being into music? A guitar and a shitton of CD’s on his desk. That’s about it, but I think it’s enough to go off for a music hobby. But the rest of it? When do we ever hear of Scott having a friend outside the main group? Of him being interested in something other than lacrosse? Honestly, having his main interest be lacrosse is totally fine. But Scott is the one without much of a social life. If we’re defining nerd as an insult, like how Stiles uses it, as someone without a lot of friends, he’s right about Scott being the nerd friend.

I don’t know about Scott’s own lack of popularity being the reason that Stiles isn’t well known/’popular’ at the school, but I do personally believe that Scott (whether intentional or not) isolates Stiles through their friendship, and him becoming a werewolf only intensified that problem by forcing them both into secrecy that alienated them from the rest of the student body.

[moshymosh]

Drunken Shenanigans: The Nitty Gritty

A/N: This is part two of the interview, now after writing this I’m kinda having writer's block for the next part, send me some suggestions on how to continue it. This is a very weird part but its silly. Sebastian's porn talk its taken from an actual podcast so the credit goes to its owner you can listen to it here. What Richards and the Reader sing is taken from one of the most hilarious people I know on youtube, who plays six seige this is the video check it out it’s in the first couple seconds of the video but the whole video is comedy gold.

Warnings: Talk of porn, language. some slight fluff if you squint hard enough.

Parings: Sebastian Stan x Podcaster!Reader

Soulmate AU: Throughout a person’s life they get glimpses of what their soulmate looks and sounds like. You get the full picture when you kiss the person. When you kiss them you also get a flash of your future together with them.

"Sebastian, since you are our guest, please do us the honor and spin the wheel?" Y/N giggled, putting on her best Vana White impression as she could from her seat. Sebastian laughed and got up from his seat, placing his headphones down the table.

"So, I just spin it?" He asked, once he received a confirmation, that is all he had to do. Sebastian took a deep breath and spun it. Moving back to his seat, he got settled, taking a drink of his beer, before almost spitting it out at the sight of the topic it landed on; ' What do you think your soulmate looks like.'

Y/N grinned and spun in her wheelie chair to the mic. "We want all the details." She said, looking at Sebastian. "Richards is exempt from this because he married his soulmate."

"Oh. Uhh... god, this is going to be weird. From the glimpses, I've- Uh... Had, she has Y/H/C hair, Y/E/C eyes, and a beautiful voice." Sebastian stuttered out. "I mean, I could take up the rest of this Interview just talkin' about her."

"Lovesick already?" Richards teases, causing Y/N to snort.

"Hush up, Rich. You were the same way about your husband before you met him." Y/N says before taking a drink. "I, on the other hand, kinda know what my soulmate looks like, but I don't really care."

"Why's that Y/N?" Sebastian askes, his cheeks tinged pink from the alcohol and Richards' teasing.

"I don't know, I mean his voice sounds amazing. But I don't know if I fully believe in the soulmate thing. My subconscious could be putting those images and sounds into my head." Y/N explained before getting up to take a turn spinning the wheel. Spinning it Y/N went back to her seat, stumbling slightly.

"Oh shit. 'First time discovering porn.'." Y/N read the topic out, clapping her hands as she laughed. She was gesturing to Sebastian, asking if he would like another beer. She went and got refills as Richards began telling his story.

Once both Y/N and Richards finished their stories of discovering porn, they were all giggling messes. Sebastian cleared his throat and began to tell his story.

"Let's see I was- Uh... I was 13 or 14 there was no porn online, there was none of that stuff, right? I would get like naked girl pictures." Sebastian started smiling when Y/N mumbled 'Oh My God.' into her mic as she shook her head. Sebastian was too drunk to realize that when she said this, she sounded just like his soulmate.

"And- And so I started this file that I hid like 15 files deep." Sebastian stopped as Richards laughed.

"What- What was the file folder called?" Richards asked, trying to settle his giggling.

"Probably something like 'Structure work.'." Everyone who sat around the table laughed. Y/N dropped her head on the table with a thud as she laughed.

"Then one day, my step-dad was in his office with the computer, and he was like 'Will you come in here Sebastian?' and I remember he had like all the pictures of like boobs and vaginas spread and the whole deal. They were everywhere, right?" Sebastian had to stop to compose himself and took a drink.

"And he was like 'We need to talk about this.' I was like he was like going to fucking kill me." Sebastian starts to crack up as he continues his story. "He was like 'This-This ones pretty good.'." Everyone in the casting room starts to laugh at this.

"And I was like, 'Oh... Yeah.' he was literally looked at me and was like ' I'm so happy, son because..." Sebastian begins to crack up again. "'Because your mom and I, we thought you were gay.'." Everyone is laughing with him, far past the point of being called tipsy.

As they all progressed the wheel game, they were all getting distracted at random things. Richards was trying to drunk booty call his husband, who was laughing at him from behind the observation glass. Y/N was mumbling songs, and Sebastian was watching her with a dreamy look.

Y/N giggled before she began to sing, Richards joining with parts of the song.

"Skrt, miss me with that bullshit." Y/N began Richards jumped in with a 'Yeah, you're not a gang member you're a tourist.'

"I be blackin' out, I be blackin' out. Bought an '83 cutlass for the weekend." Y/N mumbled, bouncing in her seat as she sang the words. 'For de weekend.' Richards sang back in a weird voice.

"I got a hundred thousand than I freaked it." Y/N and Richards sang the 'Then I freaked it.' Part together. "I make five hundred thousand. Then I freaked it." The same thing happened again. Sebastian was laughing at the pair.

"I got big dog status, ain't no secret." Y/N sang, getting more confident, slightly giggling as Richards sang back, "Ain't no secret."

"La di da di da, Slob on me knob. Pass me some syrup. Fuck me in the car." Both Y/N and Richards dissolved into giggles.

"Y/N/N. You just peaked, you peaked so hard." Richards laughed out, shaking his head. "I should just put you down."

Y/N got up from her chair, her arms outstretched "Lord strike me down!"

Sebastian laughed a drunkenly took a picture of the girl's antics.

"And on that note." Richards slurred into the mic "Goodbye, everyone, see you in two weeks."

Once Y/N's employees cut the cast and began to set it up to post, Richards' husband came in to collect him, to bring him home. Y/N was slumped in her seat, groaning as she fumbled with her phone. Once she figured out what she wanted to do, she slid it to Sebastian across the table.

"Dude, can I have your-" Y/N hiccuped and shook her head with a smile. "Can I have your number, so I can check on you in the morning, cause I know I'll get a lie from your publicist."

Sebastian nodded while he grabbed her phone. He began typing it in, when he was finished, he checked the number four times to make sure it was right before he drunkenly texted his phone. Sebastian's assistant came in to lead the drunken man to the car that would take him back to his hotel.

Y/N sighed after sitting alone for ten minutes before Y/B/F/N came in to take her home. All three of the trio fell asleep instantly as soon as their bodies hit their beds. Once Y/N awoke the next morning, with a semi-head-splitting headache, she sent a text to Richards' husband asking how Richards was. Getting no response, she texted Sebastian.

Y/N: Yo, hows your head? Seb: I hate you -.- Y/N: Haha, if so, you have to admit you had fun. Seb: Yeah, Yeah. That's true, but at what cost?

Y/N laughed at her phone before receiving a message from Sasha, stating that she sent Stan the finished podcast.

Y/N: Sasha, my assistant, just said that she sent you the podcast. Enjoy :)

Sebastian listened to it as he began his morning workout. Getting to the point when Y/N said, 'Oh My God.' he stumbled on the treadmill, causing it to use its emergency stop feature. Sebastian listened to that section three times before it dawned on him. Y/N was his soulmate.

Y/N just stepped out of the shower after coming back from her morning run, and almost slipped on the wet tile floor beneath her as she read Sebastian's text.

Seb: I think that you're my soulmate.

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10 Best Movies to Watch During Christmas Holidays

Great thing about the product quality holiday movies is that you never get tired of them! I've compiled listing of my favorite films for the 'season of love and understanding ', whilst the song says. I'm aware all of these movies won't interest everyone, but at the very least I am hoping you'll find some of one's favorites included.

It is a Wonderful Life (1946) On Christmas Eve, a man down on his luck wishes he was never born and contemplates suicide. He's rescued by his guardian angel, who shows him what his friends and loved ones could be like without him... 

This Frank Capra's ('Arsenic and Old Lace') classic is known as one of the very inspirational films ever and is really a traditional Christmas favourite worldwide because the 1970's. Interestingly, it had been a box-office flop during the time of its release! To be honest, I can't see why - is has touching story, memorable sing-a-long ending and masterful James Stewart ('Rear Window') in the leading role.

A Groundhog Day (1993) Cynical and self-centered TV meteorologist, while covering the story of the weather forecasting groundhog, gets stuck in time. In the beginning he takes advantageous asset of the specific situation, but soon he decides to create some changes as he starts to fall in love with his co-worker... 

I think the very best romantic comedy for holiday season! Bill Murray ('Lost in Translation'), who's nothing significantly less than perfect in his role, shares great chemistry with lovely Andie MacDowell ('Four Weddings and a Funeral'). Even though you watch this movie lying in bed with high fever and cough, like Used to do last year, you will enjoy it anyway!

A Christmas Carol (1984) Miserly and sullen old man is taught the actual meaning of Christmas by ghosts who visit him on Christmas Eve and show him their own past, present and future. He realizes he's nothing good to expect in the foreseeable future unless he changes his ways... 

Made for television drama is i think the very best and essentially the most faithful adaptation of Charles Dickens'novel, that has been adapted numerous times. This classic tale, set in Victorian England, with late George C. Scott ('Dr. Strangelove') as Ebeneezer Scrooge, will surely put you in the Christmas mood, but the powerful message it carries can be applied to all seasons!

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Pumpkin King of Halloweentown is bored of accomplishing the same every Halloween. One day as he's walking into a wood he stumbles onto Christmas Town. Intrigued with the complete idea of the holiday, he decides to kidnap Santa and do Christmas himself... 

Tim Burton, who became known for his darkish but original fables such as for example'Edward Scissorhands'or'Big Fish'directed this animated musical fantasy. It had been a massive success at the box offices and praised by critics for the stunning originality and visual excellence. In 2006. this film got the complete new dimension when it had been re-released into theaters in Digital 3-D.

Die Hard (1988) Prior to Christmas, New York City detective is here in L.A. to pay holiday together with his wife and children. Unfortunately, a group of terrorists has bought out Nakatomi Corporation building and is holding all employees hostages, including detective's wife...

 For people who can't do without action thrillers during Christmas holidays, this is probably the best choice. John McTiernan's ('The Search for Red October') classic features exciting action sequences, memorable one-liners and a break through movie ดูหนัง role for Bruce Willis ('RED'), which sent this actor to the A-list Hollywood stardom.

Bad Santa (2003) An unhappy con-artist and his friend, a midget, are intending to rob department stores on Christmas Eve posing as Santa and his Little Helper. While they proceeding with the master plan,'Santa'befriends among their customers, an overweight and lonesome boy... 

This Santa is truly bad! He chases women, he drinks heavily and swears about every 3 seconds. But we also learn that beneath the outer lining he hides a heart of gold. Certainly not a video suitable for kids, but if you're adult give this quirky comedy a opportunity for its different approach and great performance by Billy Bob Thornton ('The Astronaut Farmer').

A Christmas Story (1983) America in 1940's. A long time before PlayStation and iPad, 9-year-old boy longs for Red Rider BB gun. He tries to convince his family and Santa the gun would have been a perfect Christmas gift, but everyone keeps warning him that he'll shoot his eye out... 

This family comedy, predicated on Jean Shepherd's semi-autobiographical stories, may be worth watching for many hilarious scenes and its reputation as the maximum American holiday movie of time. Peter Billingsley, who played the little boy, has become successful Hollywood producer, in charge of creating hits like'The Break Up'and'Iron Man '.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe (2005) Four siblings are sent to the nation estate during World War II. Playing a game title of hide-and-seek, the youngest daughter discovers a wardrobe which transports her to Narnia, the magical land with eternal winter but without Christmas, ruled by the evil White Witch... 

I've been loving this fable since I had watched 80's tv series version inside my winter holidays. The newest adaptation of C.S. Lewis'book, is aimed mostly at younger audience, but it could be enjoyed by whoever has some adventurous spirit inside! This film was followed by sequel'Prince Caspian'in 2008.

Elf (2003) An individual orphan is located by Santa Claus and raised by elves on the North Pole. When naive adult'elf''discovers he's actually an individual, he decides to attend his host to birth, New York City, in search of his real father, who's on Santa's naughty list... 

The clash od two cultures - human and elfish - produces many laughs in this family oriented comedy. Obviously, a great part of the credits for laughter goes to leading actor, famous comedian Will Farrell ('The Other Guys') and veteran James Caan ('The Godfather'), playing main protagonist's biological father.

Scrooged (1988) A mean television executive, who will do anything just to increase his network's ratings, even it indicates forcing his office staff to sort out Christmas Eve, gets visits from three ghosts - 

The Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future... I couldn't resist to place another, modernized and humorous version of'A Christmas Carol'on the list, because this is what's'Scrooged'all about. Once more, Bill Murray is excellent in his role, this time as media world Scrooge in a satire with great special effects, directed by Richard Donner ('Lethal Weapon').

[baeheekang]

the Mysme LIs + V-Day (18+ for spice)

i’m baby in this fandom but i got the idea,,, pls enjoy

Yoosung: 

shows up to your house with grocery store flowers, wearing a bow tie

secretly wants one of the cute plushes but doesn’t want to be treated as less of a man because of it so he Suffers unless you buy him one

takes you someplace with really good ramen and then to a shop that sells all kinds of Nerd Shit like tabletop games and retro console gear

gets adorably flustered when asking if you want to hold hands or kiss

made you a cross-stitch of whatever you geek out about, be it Mario, Doctor Who, or evolutionary biology 

tidied up his dorm room for you (the tiny closet is bursting at the seams with clothes that were littering the floor mere hours ago)

promises that this round of LOLOL will only take 10 minutes tops and gets sucked in but will tell his guild to cover for him when you initiate makeouts

1.5 hours later, and he’s wearing nothing but a headset and a smile, calling anyone who aims for his avatar or tries to shit-talk him a “virgin who can’t drive” with newfound confidence

Jaehee: 

your cafe has lots of heart-shaped patisserie and latte art, plus a myriad of chocolate and pink, red, and white desserts

imagine if that cafe becomes kind of a local hangout spot for LGBT+ couples??? it would be so blessed to see a bunch of wlw couples come in for an adorable Valentines’ coffee date and just share a nice tender Look about it with your gf

buys you some fancy chocolate and not-so-fancy boxed wine to share

likes to watch and make fun of hilariously bad romance movies with takeout, in comfy pajamas

clipping and painting each other’s nails,,,,

unpopular opinion maybe but I think she would Not want to bring Zen DVDs into your V-Day date, he’s your mutual friend and that would be Too Weird (her birthday, on the other hand....)

basically think a Galentine’s day sleepover but you’re girlfriends so you make out and/or have sex 

Zen: 

will legitimately ascend to a higher plane of existence if you give him flowers, go on, do it, please

switches out the black turtleneck for a bright red one and his everyday cologne for a spicy date night scent

spends most of your lowkey dinner date ignoring his beer and getting lost in your words and your eyes

today’s his cheat day, order him dessert (feed him and he’ll Die)

his grandest gesture of romance is dramatically throwing his last box of cigarettes off the roof of that building you first hung out on

wrote something super cheesy but 100% genuine in the card he gave you

gifts are not outrageously expensive but very personal

he’s always a slut for romance so you bet he’s gonna be horny all day you better believe that boy gets pegged

shamelessly goes to rehearsals the next day with visible love bites 

Seven, Jumin, V, and Saeran under the cut 

Seven: 

you are going to the Korean equivalent of Chili’s or Applebee’s, sorry to break it to ya if you were expecting fancy

he is going to wear a perfume that smells like the sexiest thing he can think of, New Car Smell, and give you a bouquet of printed-out surreal memes folded into rose shapes 

your gift has a package of glow in the dark ceiling stars taped to it 

he is also going to try to bring Saeran on the date to bond with him cause damn it, V-Day isn’t just about romantic love (Saeran is Grumpy)

somehow the date is good in spite of the twin third wheeling, leading to a lot of flirtation on the car ride back and along the way to the bunker

Saeran fucks off to his room immediately, leaving you to go at it all you want (Seven has costumes, wigs, and makeup--your pick)

embarks with you on a 2 am half-off chocolate adventure covered in a messy blend of your makeup and his own

Jumin:

usually he just puts Elizabeth the 3rd in a cute pink outfit and showers her with toys and treats and he’s still gonna do that

But,,,

he’s got a fiancé to please now, so he’s waking you up with a cocktail with breakfast and some fancy underwear that he doesn’t demand you wear but does strongly encourage you to

1000% bought an expensive sex toy

had the foresight to ask before taking the day off so he could have all day to shower his fiancé in gifts and affection

gets very wine tipsy and starts fully crying because he just loves you,, so much,,,,, cuddle him please

sends a message in the RFA chat like ‘happy to have a beautiful night making love to my beautiful future spouse😽’ instead of just updating his status like the old man he is and immediately both Jaehee and Zen leave the chat 

V: 

brunch in bed

just,,, so many cuddles

screw flowers, you’re getting an adorable succulent bouquet

gifts you an album of all the art he’s made of you since you started dating, plus a very sappy and beautifully made card 

also gives you an audiobook that helped him a lot through the whole ‘suriving a cult and an abusive relationship at the same time’ thing

takes you to see the ocean together and look for sea glass or cool shells and kneels down to make sure not a grain of sand is left on your feet by the time you’re ready to go back home

quiet, intimate dinner at a private table in a very swanky restaurant

will laugh lightly at every bad ‘haha, V-Day’ joke or pun you make

takes so many Polaroids throughout the day

Saeran: 

will take any and all flowers but he can Tell when you’ve spent a bit more on em

gives you a semi-ironic card that has, like, ‘I don’t hate you’ written in a heart on it, but a genuinely heartfelt message inside

will not try to third wheel his brother into your adorable date

splits a huge sundae or ice cream parfait with you and miraculously doesn’t get any of it on the preppy button down and pink floral tie he chose to wear today

loves a trip to a nice park or some botanical gardens or like, a natural history museum (he deadpans a lot about the weirder taxidermy pieces and rolls his eyes when you point out marshmallow root and give him a Look, but he can’t stop himself from smiling a little)

big on hand-holding and nose nuzzles