#I be crackin tf up

[itsjustkayyluh]

I just want somebody I can cut up with and send TikTok videos to all day

[peepthatbish]

I can’t get over the fact someone willingly wrote “boondoggle” in an article. I’ve never seen that before wtf

THis news is better than gay sex

[nejjirez]

"MINE"

pairing: e!42 miles x blk! fem reader

genre: fluff , protective miles

miles = dark purple you = pink (naisa is you)

a/n: whew lawrd i got so many damn books to post .. yall in for some treats good JESUS , but trust ima get yall requests soon i promise

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you were walking back home from the store , it wasn't too far away from where you live , so walkin won't a problem .

on the way back you heard your phone buzz , taking it out of your pocket to see who texted you. "1 new message from: Miless 💘."

miles was texting you to ask where you were at , worried on why you weren't home yet since he was at your house. you texted back smiling , reassuring him that you'll be fine , and your're on the way. butttt miles looked over that , and face timed you.

when you answered , he was side eyeing the camera , on the game that he set up in your room. "didnt i tell you to ask me before u use my tv?" you sighed , looking around your room to see what else he had done.

"yeaa sorry ma , my ass was bored waitin on u , but where you at?" miles fully turned his head towards the camera , squinting trying to make out where you were at.

you put your face all up in the camera , makin faces and laughing. "ma im not playin , where are you" he put his controller down , speaking in a more serious tone which made you back up from the screen.

"chill , im on my way ri-" suddenly , a boy who looked about your age came up to you , cheesin away. you kept walking , not interested.

the boy started walking behind you , trying to talk to you which .. didnt play out well. "yoo u from here?" he managed to catch up to you , trying to walk beside you.

miles heard the male's voice which caused his head to shoot towards the phone , picking it up looking around your surroundings.

"yea , i'm from my man's place , move along ." you snarled , walking faster looking at your phone to see miles with the most annoyed facial expression ever.

"aye not gon lie he prolly a bitch like most niggas round here , i could fs do better lil ma" this was miles last straw .. womp womp.. "oh hell na ." miles said before taking a good look at where you were , and hanging up.

the boy heard the voice coming from your phone as you walked faster , causing him to laugh. "aye was that him? see he prolly mad at u now , come fuck wit a real nigga" at this point you were irritated , not wanting miles to be mad at you because someone else tried talking to you.

"nigga fuck off , been said i got a man thats yo cue to leave . actually that ain't even my man , we married. so bye.." you went to imsg on your phone trying to text miles to get this boy away from you as soon as possible , he was pissin you off at this point.

miles texted you back with a simple "omw mami." which caused you to look around , seeing if he was anywhere in sight.

after a few minutes of this bum still tryna talk to you and follow you , you felt hands around your waist walking with you , causing you to quickly turn around trying to move until you noticed it was your bf , miles.

"the fuck?? this yo man?" he looked miles up and down , which pissed the both of yall off. you opened your mouth to say something , but before you could talk , miles did.

"nah nigga im her husband , i know u heard her say she taken so why u still tryna fw her? take yo big boosie fade head ass on somewhere bruh and getchu a retwist , yo ass got butterfly locs atp" miles laughed a lil at his own joke , meanwhile you were crackin tf upp

the boy side eyed yall , and walked off mad asf , you and miles were still crackin up at the back of this nigga head , retwists do not exist to him

"ight ight jokes aside , you lmk when shit like that happen we cant have niggas lookin like THAT tryna fuck wit you naisa" he wiped a few lil tears from his eyes due to laughing , you did the same.

"nigga did not give up.." you thought of the things the boy said , making you cringe.

miles put his arm around you , walking back home and kissed you on your forehead.

"mine."

[helloaugustmoon]

·˚ ◌༘͙[tiktoks] ! ˊ

- will update as and when good ones show up on the fyp -

these are tiktoks that I just know he would’ve been…

loving:

smooth criminal x moonwalker - the TRANSITIONS on this ??? pls don’t Mike will want to do a whole album of music videos based on this

moonwalker game - he would LOVE this

thriller - he’d find edits like this SO fascinating and cool, he’d want to watch every single one fr

dramatic billie jean - yk he’d use this as a tour opener that dramatic mf

smiling - he’d get so embarrassed and shy but if he thought too much about us loving his smile he’d probably cry

take my hands - knowing that we miss him so much and would do anything just to hold his hands would both break and warm Michael’s heart sm

comfy - he seemed so comfortable and relaxed during this interview, looking back on it via this clip would be something he really loved I reckon

hug - the fact so many of us would love nothing more than to hug him would make him so emotional

hug 2.0 - imagine not crying over this that’s crazy

not a star, a supernova - Mike would get sooo shy watching something like this but he would love the sincere appreciation

we miss you - this sentiment would make him cry and it’s made me cry too cheers

laughing at:

oh no - this is SO creative and Mike would find the use of his lyrics and ad-libs SO hilarious (my favourite tiktok of all time btw)

close to midnight - same as above

just an apple - same as above all of these are so creative man

holla back bitch - IK THE SOMG would have him clutching his PEARLS he’s all 😧🫢🤭

don’t call me twin - yk our petty king is LOVING this

fucked your bitch - the audio he’s GIGGLINGGG

see something you like baby? - MICHAEL. 🫵🏻🤨

leave your girl w him - he’s a gentleman but he’d BE giggling over this I’m sayin

bro movin like that - funny fan edits like this he’d find hilarious bc he’d love feeling normalised enough to joke around w in that context

clutching pearls - this “I don’t do dirty dancing” mf 🙄

hoe… - WHAT DID I JUST SAY

me next - 👉🏻👈🏻

wtf did you just say & 👀 - IK he’s crackin up at these fr

too much goin on - GIGGLING at this audio and yk it too

double cheeked up - he saw this ?? lockin himself in Neverland so we never see him again literally

stevie said… - he KNOWS he’s petty he KNOWS IT

what a shmuck - this is one of my fav clips of all time he’s so sassy w it

did not circle that question - RIP Michael Jackson you would’ve loved to know you invented serving cvnt 🙏🏻😔

tf did you just fucking say - cont. from above 🙂‍↕️

the petty army - Ik he’s up there giggling every time we clear a bitch on his behalf

you are mine - HE KNOWS DAMN WELL 😭

WHO TF - he would LOVE, and I mean LOVE this. can hear him giggling fr

[simulation-machine]

SIMS RELATED PROJECTS/UPDATES

My spring break is coming up in a week and holy crap do I have plans on plans on plans, especially since my summer is gonna be full of school + internship + HOPEFULLY friggin' graduating with a BA in Psychology so that I can start applying to grad schools.

Read more iffin' you'd like! It's long! Here's a picture of my golden retriever napping on her brother's food bowl to entice/entertain you:

god she is so precious i would literally kill for her

GOAL 1: MASTER GSHADE/ReSHADE

I know that some people are sticklers for this but my thing is that I had no gee-dee clue what I was doing with ReShade, whereas Gshade just kinda clicked and worked for me? That said I have a bunch of resources for learning ReShade so I might end up moving back to it at some point.

My main issue is figuring out the order of all the different effects. It obviously matters, I'm sure people smarter than me have tried to use presets only to be like "why tf does this look absolutely nothing like the baller screenshots this one cool Simblr has?" Annnd it turns out it's order + remembering to turn off certain graphic settings. Also photoshop, but that's gonna take a lot longer for me to figure out lol.

Like I'd been struggling to figure out why @gunthermunch's gorgeous Lithium preset wasn't looking as sexy as it did before annnnd it's because I forgot to turn Edge Smoothing off when switching to it. Jesus wept at how dippy I am sometimes.

Eventually, what I would like to do is maybe make my own preset at some point? I would be kind enough to show the effect order too if I did so. But this requires so, so much more shader knowledge than I currently have.

FUN FACT: My first ever degree was in art, I even went to a very fancy and private art school (School of the Art Institute of Chicago if you're curious)- I dropped out after one semester because uhhh that shit is expensive. Ended up finishing my degree at a much cheaper location in MN. That said, my art was 100% analog and 2D, and it turns out it did not translate super well into trying my hand at graphic art.

It's funny because I've been gifted really neat stuff for graphic art (like a really nice Wacom tablet and Adobe subscriptions), like people just expected my mixed-media ass would know what to do with it. NOPE! But yeah, Sims is sort of my excuse to try my hand at this stuff again, especially since I have a bit more energy now that my soul is not regularly being drained out of my body by customer service and tech support jobs.

GOAL 2: GET CRACKIN' ON ANOTHER DOOR

This one is hard because I am only on Gen 2 of the Orsons and it's sort of hard to justify starting up another story while that one is less than 1/5 of the way done.

THAT SAID, I don't plan on posting Another Door until I have a decent chunk of it done. Since it's not a casual gameplay story nor a legacy challenge, I plan on editing the bajeez out of the screenshots for it, really honing in on the aesthetic. I want it to look and feel very different from my random legacy challenge.

Fortunately, this story has been fucking up my sleep schedule for *months* now and I have a lot of the writing for it done. The hard part is translating that into the Sims, making sure I get the right poses and stuff, maybe even learning how to make some super easy CC (like, posters and stuff), and stuff related to GOAL 1 above.

What I'm saying is that it's going to take a bit. But I'm super serious about sharing it because it's my obsession and honestly the first time a story of my own design has possessed me in literal years.

Also, I want to make sure I have a significant backlog of the Orsons before I start seriously simming for it, because I don't want to screw over my favorite little pixel babies. This legacy challenge is going to be the one, I have done so much to keep my save files to keep it safe from harm (ask me how many backups I have of the save files. JK don't, the number is frankly silly).

GOAL 3: START YET ANOTHER MASSIVE CC PURGE

Y'all, my CC folder for this game is honestly an embarrassment. I go so hard on CC shopping because this community is stupid-talented and I like giving my pixel babies nice things and cool looks. When I'm bored and not quite in the mood for gameplay, I just like making neat-looking sims that I do absolutely nothing with because I love fucking around in CAS.

I have built my own PCs since I was 17 years old, and when I first built COMPUTERMACHINE (current rig) back in the autumn of 2018, it was with the goal that it would run Sims 4 flawlessly no matter what I did to it. It's got ridiculous amounts of RAM, I religiously update parts for it. And to be fair, even with the current 6,907,907,890 TB of CC I have atm it runs better than Sims 3 ever had with a measly 50 GB of CC.

But for me, it comes down to finding all the stuff I wanna use. Making myself get rid of the stuff I don't wanna use. Straight up yeeting the CC that I thought was going to look incredible that uh, didn't deliver.

I do CAS CC purges about once a year but have literally never done it for Build & Buy stuff, because OMG some of this shit I've had since 2014. Like when Sims 4 first came out. YIKES. My CAS CC obsession is notable but it's honestly nothing compared to my Build & Buy. Even before For Rent made building lots slow af, my PC was starting to take a solid minute to switch to different buy categories.

It would take a long af time so I want to make sure I have a bunch of content in the queue before I do it. It's gonna be a whole ass thing and be so, so boring to do. So I'm putting it off for when I have a ton of time to do it. Like, oh, my entire Spring Break?

GOAL 4: MAKE A FRIGGIN' RESOURCES LIST ALREADY

This would obviously need to wait until after GOAL 3 is completed, but I wanna make sure the awesome creators whose stuff I use get credit, and that people know where they can grab neat stuff. It would include not only CC but mods, Gshade/ReShade presets, and maybe even lots and sims I've downloaded from the gallery?

(Since I am super anti-paywall and very unapologetic and rude about it, I will also share where one could perhaps get some of these CCs without paying some dip a Trenta Starbucks Unicorn Frappucino amount of $$$)

It's ambitious as hell because *gestures vaguely at GOAL 3* but it would make things like doing WCIF asks and lookbooks so much easier.

Somewhat relatedly, I wanna make a navigation post, especially once Another Door starts getting posted. That story is gonna be a bit huge with multiple arcs that take place over the course of like, 14 years. Plus once the Orsons get to the 4th+ generation, it would be easier to track things down.

IN CONCLUSION...

I have been having so much fun sharing my silly little Sim adventures on Tumblr, so much more than I ever thought I would! You all have been so great to me, and all of this stuff is sort of a way for me to repay that. Ever since I stopped being able to be artistically creative ever since a really nasty depressive spell in 2017, Sims has been my #1 artistic outlet. And having people who are even somewhat entertained by my pixels is incredibly motivating.

Basically, if you read all of this, DAMN would you have been a rad livejournal follower of mine circa 2007. On the seriousness, however, thank you all so much for being rad and encouraging and sweet. I promise to do you all, if not proud, then at the very least not disappointed.

Time to hit the bong and take some pictures of Lou and Tatertot before taking my IRL doggos on a walk~

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

I HATE YO AHH BRUH 🤣🤣😭😭😭 /j /aff /lh

my honest reaction to that:

guys oh my word.

tfw you look back through some of my document diary entries, and all i can do is just wow where'd you come from fella?

[cinamun]

let me catch up after this big ol' depresh hit ya girl BUT!!! latest update...

firstly.... indya was my ex at our old coworkers LMFAOOOOo... i refuse to not think it's funny

secondly, this man want another baby so bad and i think this his way of hinting at any chance he gets lMFAO CAN HE STOP DSJKFJKDSF

darren had me crackin tf up this whole update JKSFKJDF you not helping my crush on this man, cin >:(

I hope you're feeling better friend! Darren will forever be [redacted]!! Anyway, when I was editing that first picture I said, out loud, "NEW FAVE STORY MOMENT" lmfao deadass because both of these pixels got issues and they don't give a damn who is visiting at the moment lmfao

[sadittymama]

I be like "omg we're really having a baby and we really got married" and we just start crackin tf up for no reason LMFAO. I love him so deep, my Leo baby boy!!!

[milimima]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had to delete that ova jont

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 boy ppl prolly think I be laughing at a nigga I really be crackin tf up reading my own shit

[avoiltaire]

Cedric Diggory and the Many, Many Outfits in his Wardrobe

He's the most popular boy in probably his year. Still, people are pretty surprised when they look at the volume of his unbelievably modest wardrobe.

cedric diggory (loml) sketchpage, harry potter, pencil on sketchbook, over a few days

[itssheriffstilinski]

anonymous said:  and cue @volatilehearted​ running straight in [on them]

send all the anons as the stilinski fam!!

          It’s the first time in weeks that Noah has managed to put in a work-week consisting of less than fifty hours. For once, he’s home before the sun is slipping past the horizon and painting the sky with pinks and purples. Claudia had been home for hours already, as evidenced by the blessedly clean living room that had been lost in a sea of Stiles’ toys that very morning. 

          “Clauds? Babe?” Noah calls out, shrugging out of his jacket and draping it over the back of the armchair. She appears like the sun in the morning; brilliant and warm and welcoming, and Noah can’t help but grin in response. He crosses the room, wrapping his arms around Claudia’s waist and pressing his lips against her own. Sweet as candy. 

          “Hey there, handsome,” Claudia murmurs, words almost lost to another kiss. Noah can’t help himself. Claudia breaks away for long enough to add: “Stiles isn’t home from the McCall’s yet, y’know.” 

          It’s all the prompting Noah needs, and within a second he’s got his wife trapped against the wall (and bumping into a picture frame that will have to be straightened out later) and he’s nipping at the soft skin beneath her ear while she’s jumping up to wrap her legs around Noah’s waist and----- 

          ----- And the door slams open and little Stiles charges down the hallway, causing Noah and Claudia to jump apart like guilty teenagers, still flushed and breathing heavily. Damn it. 

                             “Hey there, kiddo!”

[falcor-thee-luck-dragon]

I was watching some animated moments from critical role and goddamn that shits hilarious

[sunflowerinc]

The SPIN livestream gave me enough serotonin to last 9 lifetimes & each of dem boys stole my heart about a million times over 🥺 God I just love them so many 😭

Cooking With Sebastian had me like

[kiokku]

reasons why people shouldn’t befriend me: i’ll make ur characters in sims 4 and then spam u with snaps of them doing dumb shit LOL

[ginaofthe100]

I just barely return to my computer and I hear the boy scream hella loud. I run in to see what happened and he’s like “the fan tried to chop off my finger!” and he’s holding his hand like he’s in pain. So I run to get the first aid kit and bring it back and he shows me his hand

and it’s the smallest little cut you’ve ever seen and it’s already stopped bleeding lol But still, lovely wife that I am, I put a band aid on it and assure him that he’s going to live and to be careful around the 3d printer fans pls. 

the question: why does this feel like such a bellina thing???

[hwajoongie]

It's 5am and I keep hearing my neighbor GROWLING idk whether to laugh or be scared