#I barely even pose him 💀💀💀 he can barely even pose

[chibishortdeath]

Uhhhh I don’t have any art finished at the moment so uh random photos of my transformers :). A store I went to had these cute little photo sets, they were sitting next to the gachapon machines and supposed to be for the miniatures and figures from there, but thank goodness I brought these two cause it was scaled perfectly for them :3.

[invoncible]

could you post more of popstar!girly!reader? honestly really love the concept, would love to see that fic you mentioned you have in your drafts 👀

popstar! girly! reader sneaking MARK GRAYSON into her music video ✧˚.

— hiii anon ! im so glad a lot of people love the concept because i've been having brainrot about it for so long. also !! that fic is at 11k words so far 💀 idk if you guys wanna read all that LMAO here's another scenario for the time being <3

i'd like to think when you start dating, mark understands the need to keep public and private life separate. he gets it better than anybody, which is what makes your unconventional relationship work out as well as it does.

that's not to say he doesn't get a little selfish sometimes.

when he's scrolling on tiktok or the reddit page dedicated to you and sees all these people thirsting over you... he feels some kind of way.

people calling themselves your wife, husband, partner, whatever—mark was happy for your success but there was a part of him that wanted to scream from the rooftops that he was yours, not them.

so when you proposed that he feature in your music video, he was overjoyed.

"i was thinking..." you hummed, manicured nails tapping away at your phone screen as you texted your manager. "did you wanna be in my new video? we want to include a boyfriend part and well... you're the only one qualified for that."

mark sat up sharply with an immediate, "yes." he accepted it solemnly, like he was accepting a world-changing quest.

you brightened, glossy lips spreading into a big smile. "really? all you'd have to do is flex and pose and be hot."

he grinned and leaned over to kiss your cheek, pulling you into his arms. "so a regular day, then?"

your crew loved mark. they loved how dorky he was, carrying comics to pass the time while you got ready in your outfits and makeup.

little did he know he had an appointment with hair and makeup himself.

"you can pull out if you want to, you know." you said as you fixed your hair in the huge led-light mirror.

mark was fidgeting beside you, turning left and right and assessing his reflection with a critical eye.

"and have you run around with someone else?" he frowned, a slight pout tugging on his lips as he ran a hand through his hair. "how can you even look in this thing without getting blinded?"

you giggled and dimmed the mirror lights to something he could handle.

"it was either you or no one. i just want to make sure you're comfortable." you said slowly, patiently, walking up beside him and tugging his restless hands away from his face. "this is kind of like a soft launch, you know?"

it'd be a hard launch if he had anything to say about it.

at first, he was a little stiff. it wasn't everyday he had to stand shirtless on a set with cameras aimed right at him.

when you started dancing with him, he acted like he hadn't seen you naked before. hands balled into fists at his sides, a tight lipped smile, the sweat pouring down his forehead...

the filming process might have taken a few more days than intended, but it was worth allowing mark to grow comfortable with the set and the crew. he put his all into his screen time.

fast forward to the release day, the internet was buzzing. you had guys in your music videos before, but they always met horrible ends.

so when you were spinning in some random guy's arms—not even a known model or celebrity—they were thoroughly confused.

it looked like a home video more than anything else. they could tell you two had insane chemistry.

the edits of you two together came first; then, the edits of the mysterious backup guy exploded on the internet. you were eating good for once, having a wealth of edits of your boyfriend at your disposal.

he found you giggling and kicking your feet. "what's got you in such a good mood?"

you just bit your lip, barely containing your smile as you held up your phone. an edit, albeit of low quality, of him smiling down at you in the low light of the scene, shots of his muscular back and arms and oh, you just had to save it and the 100s of others just like it.

he felt his face heat up as he watched it, looking away bashfully. "did... people like it?"

"they loved it." you hummed, pulling him down to bed and kissing his cheek. "and so did i."

he hummed, the sliver of praise making his chest puff up proudly.

"look, they've dubbed you 'boyfriend.'" you giggled, scrolling through fan comments. who is this man?? / that backup boyfriend guy kinda fine tho?? / look at how boyfriend looks at her awww! / boyfriend can't take us all at once. / boyfriend can't handle all that. / can boyfriend fight?

he smirked to himself as he absorbed the playful outrage of your fanbase. they could complain all they wanted, but he can handle all that and yes, he can fight.

© invoncible

[beloveds-embrace]

DukeDom Poly!141

So, in one of the things (Simon and pleasure), you mentioned boudoir paintings…

OMFG I CAN JUST IMAGINE HIM MAKING ALL OF THEM DO ONE, I bet you he hangs them in his room. OH OH OH! also, I bet Simon can draw skjsudisndh 😭😩! HED SIT DOWN WHILE ONE OF THE OTHERS IS GOING AT IT WITH THEIR DUCHESS AND JUST DRAWS IN HIS CHAIR ON THE SIDE 😩😩. Reader laying on her back or ass up in the air, all sweaty and glowing while one of the boys goes at her in bliss and Simon just drawing her from the side lines… 😫🤭😩

Also, can I be 🪭 anon?

Dukedom 141 masterlist

God, Simon painting them himself? Absolutely yes.

He’d do sooo many paintings of you, it’d be concerning if you could actually think past the pleasure that clouds your mind. He has you in so many different lingeries, things that make you turn warmer than a furnace and your men’s eyes darken with want; silks and laces that snag around your soft skin, garter belts that frame the length of your thighs, custom panties with nothing more than a neat, glowy string of pearls to line your cunt with a matching jewelry set.

Simon dresses you himself, and none of the men say anything against it; he is in his element, drawing the stockings up your legs and kissing your ankles along the way, big hands carressing your calves. He takes his time lacing up your corsets and bras, kissing up your spine, cupping your tits in his big, warm hands and kneading and groping until your nipples are stiff enough for his liking, for what he needs to do his painting, and you have that lovely, desperate and needy expression on your face.

Simon may do the painting, but to him, the scene itself is art: you, you, you. Face down and ass up, bared to his gaze and brushes while Kyle keeps your hips up with a hand under your belly and three fingers pumping in and out of you, your noises, sweet moans and cries, a background melody with Kyle whispering praises into you ear until Simon can see how well you cream around those thick fingers.

Art, that’s what you truly are. No painting will ever truly capture your beauty, but still, Simon tries-

And that means he also has you in so many different poses. Another day, another lingerie sets, teeth marks indented over your body, your ankles and calves, while Johnny keeps you pinned and spread with his body. Simon focuses on your straining muscles, your pretty painted nails raking down Johnny’s back and leaving behind angry red lines that don’t compare to the way he pistons into you, your pretty cunt stretched around him and your combined cum drenching the bed. Your legs, adorned in heels Simon specifically got for you, shake and tremble, your pleasure visible and audible to all.

And John… Simon doesn’t think he’s ever seen a better seat for you than his face. You look perfect, twitching and whining, your hair and makeup a mess of a canvas, John’s hands around your hips like unbending snakes. He’s made you cum so many times, your nub swollen and sensitive under his heavy tongue, you’ve soaked his beard, his face, his neck- and yet he doesn’t stop. A queen has no reason to leave her seat, no? And yet it’s your expression that has Simon fixated, the way you look around, look at him as if you want to beg him to save you or join you. Maybe both.

Simon paints each and every one. Moments frozen in his paintings, never comperable to the real thing, and yet adored all the same.

(And you stare at the finished paintings with awe, in spite of your blush. The way he’s drawn you… you never knew you were seen so beloved.

You turn back to Simon, bejeweled fingers wrapping around his cravat, and pull him close to kiss the corner of her lips. Your men continue to admire the paintings, but you are focused on the painter.

“I want one of you and I, Simon my love.”)

First time writing smut (if this can even be considered that 💀😭)

[lilysworldofjoy]

Rudie TK Headcanons

NOT A REQUEST, i HAD TO REMAKE THESE!! RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

~🦌‼️~

LER! RUDIE

Absolute Menace™

INSUFFERABLE.

^ and I mean that

Relentless teaser. That's it, that's the whole thing with this guy.

He just goes to town when he's in a ler mood. Like any ler does

Calls himself the "Tickle King of the Holidays"

During these ler moods, he comes up with a plan to elaborate endless tickles towards any of his lees

Really enjoys squirming lees, finds them cute

His main lees are Bobette, Ginger, and Looey (sometimes he would get Connie as well but he fails all the time)

Loves seeing others happy. Therefore, loves tickling other toons. Next question, please!

He does not pose much of a threat, he's just a silly little guy.

^ Other than the fact that he has no intention of mercy that is.

Will nuzzle into your back and neck and there will be nothing you can do about it

Often, he would give some pokes to his lee to see their reflexes (learnt that trick from Bobette)

Yapperius Yapperton III (when it's Christmas.) the more teasy he gets the more Christmassy he is. Boy, he will NEVER shut up

^ If you see him in full Christmas mood while also being in a ler mood, that's tease prone lee's sign to RUN, especially in December

^ Source: he never runs out of teases during December. And he won't run out of Christmas puns either. Cry about it.

^ "Yeesh, stop moving! You'll get alllll tired and barely moving-y! Wonder why you're all sleighed out!~"

Incredibly good at restraining (strong grip) he often does the teasing help as well

Will call you nicknames if you're a friend of his and there's nothing saving you from it

^ e.g: Baubledrop (Bobette), Gingysnap (Ginger), Squeak-loon (Looey)

Raspberries are 100% in his arsenal.

^ And he 100% use that chest fluff of his to his advantage during those (e.g: nuzzling into your back while doing those on your neck, etc.)

It's incredibly fluffy btw, and the bristles tickle a whole ton

~🦌‼️~

LEE! RUDIE

YALLREADY KNOWWWWWWWWWW

whole different breed of ticklish right here. AND I MEAN IT

^ Will be caught lying about it very frequently. Do with that as you will.

Huge squirmer? More like massive squirmer.

^ You'll have a real hard time restraining him as he'll often try to escape. But you'll succeed eventually

Member of the "can't handle what they dish out" club

^ Source: has a serious incapability of handling what he dishes out.

*Walks in* He can snort *Leaves*

Biggest kicker known to mankind

You will need someone to help you restrain him. But if you wanna do it alone, that's fine too

^ Just remember the job is a tad bit harder.

His worst spot is his antlers, get him there and he will start shrieking in milliseconds

^ JK, it's his hooves (but antlers are an incredibly good spot too)

Will literally shriek. ESPECIALLY when you get a good spot, he will kick like there's no tomorrow

Literally dies at every single tease you throw at him. Bro that reindeer just ceases to exist—

^ "Coochie coochie coo~" ← DAWG HE DEAD💀💀

And for some reason, compliments get him WORSE than they should (they get him REAL hard)

Don't tease him when it comes to his snorting, though. He'll die.

^ "You're so cute, Snorty McGee!" ← GOLLY GEE WILKERS, HE'S COOKED ON A SILVER PLATTER

Has a phobia of Bobette (rightfully so, when it comes to him she is absolutely RUTHLESS)

And an even worse phobia of raspberries.

^ Your ears might not live to see the next day you do one of those on a melt spot. He. Will. SCREAM.

~🦌‼️~

heh... *EXPLODES*

[bomber-grl]

Hiro x cosplayer! Reader ʚ♡ɞ

Pairing(s): Hiro Hamada x Gn!reader

Honestly hiro is pretty shocked that you cosplay

Well not if you’ve been more than open about your interests in anime, comics and basically any media that is big on cosplaying

Just shocked when he decides to walk into his room /lab and was going to apologize for keeping you waiting and you pull up in a whole ass hatsune miku cosplay or sum

Like he’s Fr shocked he’s just standing there like 🧍‍♀️

And if you turn around and pose all cringe then it’s the death of him- get out

No but in all seriousness let’s talk about it

If your friends with hiro then your most likely than not a prodigy at SFIT so once you show him your cosplay he’s seriously shocked at the materials

(If it’s self made)

He’ll literally be all over it and ask what you use and how u made it and-

Like 🧍‍♀️ calm down

Honestly gets to the point where he gets used to you just showing up somewhere in full cosplay (mostly cuz he calls you when you barely dressed up which he feels guilty for)

Anyway, if you’re cosplayer then let’s just assume you post TikTok’s or on insta about your cosplays

Once hiro gets your TikTok/insta all your notifications are just of him and his nerdy ass username liking and commenting on all your posts

I mean at least hes a supporter 🤷‍♀️

In the time he feels like being in a silly goofy mood then he’ll comment some shit like ���this ugly as hell” or something like that

He’d probs get people replying to his comment bashing him and you’ll have to calm them down 😭

But sometimes u just let them bash him 🌝

Anyway, with how often you cosplay the idea of having matching cosplays with hiro eventually gets brought up

He tries his best to be nice and decline without implying anything but it’s hard to let the idea go 😔

So eventually he agrees and when you suggest dressing as Sebastian and Ciel (in his pink dress) or just any female and male pairing while implying you want him to be dressed as the girl then he’ll decline

He’s just not about that if it’s a cool ass cosplay idea then he’s all in

He’ll probably be all fidgety while you put makeup on him and the wig—

Let’s not talk about it 😭 he’s seriously insufferable during the whole process 🧍‍♀️

Eventually tho, hiro makes it onto your page and people go seriously wild

Especially if it’s a trendy dancing TikTok or reel then people love it (and also mention hiro being cute 🤨)

You literally reply with “Nuh uh” on a comment as a joke and literally a second later hiro replies to yours with “yuh huh”

It’s not really that he likes the attention, not at all

But just doing it to get you worked up tbh🧍‍♀️

Honestly think hiro would look good cosplayed as hanako from tbhk

Just me? Let me know lmao

Anyway it eventually reaches back to cass and whenever she sees you dressed up she thinks it’s cute 😭

She also takes pictures of you two and frames them, gotta love millennials

Anyway, even if hiro doesn’t go in cosplay he’ll still accompany you to cons if you want to go

Ofc cass will go with or if not then the group will just for safety cuz cons be…. Concerning

Honestly overall hiros is pretty chill and even when he doesn’t cosplay you can always see him in the back of your videos/photos 💀

[austinslounge]

not a question (I've messaged u previously how ur Kaia receipts are brilliant) but I remember seeing Austins birthday cake that time and cringing at the cookies with her name on it ? that screaaaamed clingy to me even back then. it's not a wedding bro💀 you can tell she put that cake order in herself. also I am 110% convinced that October pap walk was staged for K's damage control. you're amazing to put that timeline together. we can never know what happened but I've read your info and it just makes sense.

Oh -- those Austin and Kaia Cookies, don't remind me lol. 😩😭

Yea, when I saw that for his birthday, I knew then that they weren't going to last. Plus, her name on his birthday cake? Who does that?? 😬

I wouldn't even put my name on my man's cake even if we were married.

But yes, that was a huge red flag imo. It was only downhill from there lol. 😆

If you ask me, most of 2023 were red flags about Kaia that Austin probably picked up on, but maybe was trying to ignore and stick out:

Her weird and awkward "look at me!" posing on the red carpet with him at the Times100 event 🤢

The sudden (fake) Kaustin engagement rumors that were (yet again!) perpetually initiated and instigated by DeuxMoi 🙄

Her cringe birthday cake made for him with her name and Milo's name on the cake, with barely anything that had anything to do with him and his likes and interests

The paps being called to Karlie Kloss' house while Kaia is there pictured holding a baby while talking to Austin (you can't tell me that wasn't staged 😒)

Her dragging Austin to that embarrassing fanfic reading at a Burger King restaurant 😬

Her taking Austin to Charlotte's BDSM birthday party

Her calling the paps on them all the time

I think 2023 was the beginning of the end honestly, and by 2024, he was just done.

[tojiscrack]

WIFEYYYYY IMY

i legit have been so proud of myself lately bc i havent been talking to shitbag almost at all. i even waited in my car until he walked up to school bc we both pulled into the lot at the same time and i didnt want him to talk to me!

'i HAD to implement dadjo in the series bc as much as his relationship with the characters in canon was more like a fun older brother looking out for his students, he’s so father coded, specifically during the exchange event in s1 of jjk'

I AM SO HAPPY FOR THIS!!! I LOVE DADJO HCS

'HELP HE’S JUST A GUY WITH A CRUSH 😭'

so was shit bag 💔

but i have decided that if y/n and kamo get tgth and then y/n realizes her true feelings for megumi and breaks up w kamo, i will forgive you. barely.

'girl any more of the y/n criticism from you and i’m gonna start to think you hate our poor mc 🫵🏽😟🫷🏽'

listen. i dont haaaaaate her... yet.

she just gives me SO MUCH SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT. LIKE HOLY MOLY THIS IS BAD.

'now with that threat, i humbly remind you of the ‘angst’ tag 🌝 no comment on anything after that'

"MERCUPINE IS CANON!" i thrash against my strait jacket as they throw me into the room with the padded walls.

'but unfortunately, at some point from here and up until june, there are gonna be super slow updates :( i’ll address that another time tho! <3'

AWWW DAMNNNN. i hope everything is okay pookie bear 🙏

yk i havent been this in love with a fic since like 2022 when i found a 500k word bakugo fanfic that was literally written like a novel. AND URS IS EXACTLY LIKE IT BRO.

like writer to writer- your exposition is INSANE. being able to develop their friendship when they're only like 5 or so is so cool to me because the initial friendship development is something i struggle with lowk....

BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLS DONT DIE

'i am (unfortunately) a very picky eater. and i hate peanut butter ☹️'

STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME.

this is why we use unsweetened peanut butter protein powder. because, you can make it whatever texture u want and the peanut taste is toned down. and it adds protein to ur meal so u can be buff. (i am a gym bro)

'ik you mention that you guys have mutual friends and are in several gc’s tgth, so maybe blocking him is just not possible here, but giving him clipped responses when he texted and declining face-times is very much possible, i believe'

YEAHHH THATS WHAT IVE BEEN DOING THE PAST FEW DAYS LOL

he doesn't ft me tho which is great. he just sends me tiktoks that i respond to 23 hrs later so he doesn't bitch ab me losing our streak LMAO

'but make sure they’re very simple responses, nothing he can use as an opportunity to build on.'

yeah thats my move rn

'hmmm, this tells me a lot about him already 💀 i’m sorry kay, i do NOT like this imposter who-entered-earth-without-a-visa 😐'

YEAH BRO IDK HOW I EVEN LIKED HIM

like the past few days, the rose tined glasses have been lifted. esp bc one of our mutual friends gave him a kanye west american flag and he keeps posing with it everywhere.

liking kanye is embarassing enough idk why he's doing this too.

it reminds me of the time he trapped me in his car and made me listen to his explanation on why kanye west wasn't a bad guy.

'HAHAHA 😭 i’m dead serious. i don’t like that guy. i even feel like ‘shitbag’ as a name for him is a compliment, if anything.'

lowk ur so right

'do not compare our respectful-nonchalant-dreadhead-kamo to that bin-juice-of-a-human-being-SHITBAG. EVER 🤢'

I MEANT THE WAY WE REACT TO THEM LMAOAOAOAOAO

'did i forget to mention that i DETEST shitbag with my whole entire being?'

no i dont think u mentioned it 🤔🤔🤔

'CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT 🥳 WE LOVE TO SEE IT'

YES MAAAAM

'ok good, you’re not longer texting that unique-breed-of-human-kind, got my first point out of the way real quick. don’t ever text him unless he texts you'

YEPPP

'secondly, niceguy’s available. probably the only thing i agree with shitbag with. you should get with niceguy :)'

okay yeah but like even if im not that close friends w his ex-gf, we're still friends...

and our grade literally has 80 ppl in it so i would rather not do her dirty like that bc she WILL know

and we used to be rlly good friends in middle school

i snap him tho bc we are in fact still friends even if he dated my friend- i mean we have literally known each other for 10 yrs LMAO

'marry fictional men and die in love with them'

i think this is a very good plan. i am currently writing iwaizumi fanfiction bc iwaizumi haijime (27) athletic trainer is all i need rn!

lowk this fic was inspired by liar liar in the sense that i took inspo from how u have it start when they're younger / preshow. i had it start in their first yr so i can develop their friendship before they go straight into love. (i'm ur biggest fan btw)

'i’m not aware of it. even when i looked it up, i was a little confused haha.'

oh my god it's literally like the dumbest cringest game ever but i love it so much. it's an otome dating sim game and it's so nostalgic to me bc i used to play it when i was like 13.

but it's fucked up my sleep schedule bc part of the game is that u have to play the chatrooms before the next one unlocks or the previous one will lock and u have to pay (in game cash) to play it afterwards.

so i have a schedule.

i stay up til 1:52 to play the 1:48 chatroom and then i sleep, wake up at 6:50 for school, play the 3ish AM chatroom before the 8AM chatroom unlocks, and then go to school, play the 8AM chatroom, and continue playing the chatrooms throughout the day.

now let me show u the cringey ass messages these characters send and the cringey ass messages im forced to send (i have to pick through a few options).

LIKE THIS IS SO CRINGE.... BUT I AM FREE.

'but i am super glad you are starting to find enjoyable things to look back on that take you away from the negative doom-cloud that is shitbag! 😙 idek you irl but that genuinely makes me so happy for youuuu <3'

AWWWWWW ILYSM

'i’m living vicariously through you, honestly 😭'

AWWWWW

'THEY CAN STILL BE LONG, I LOVE HEARING ABOUT UR DAY AND STUFF AND GETTING TO KNOW YOU, but i’m glad shitbag will no longer be the centre of our conversations'

okay so lets kiss pls and ty

also have u heard the epic the musical concept album at all? like that one tiktok audio that's like 'i would fall in love with you over and over again'.

bc it's taken over my fyp w emo ass edits and my friends are SICK OF ME

too many satosugu edits w this audio and i'm gonna kms pls and ty

OKAYYYY THAT IS IT FOR TODAY'S UPDATE! I HOPE UR DAY IS AMAZING POOKIE BEAR <3

HELLO AGAIN!! <333

‘i legit have been so proud of myself lately bc i havent been talking to shitbag almost at all’ — I’M SO PROUD OF YOU TOO WHATTT 😭😫 i’m now at ease, we haven’t lost another one of our gorgeous girlies to the m*le species, thank the lord 😤

‘(…) and i didnt want him to talk to me!’ — YEEEESSSS, we’ve made it to that point! 🥳 today is a good day 😌

‘I LOVE DADJO HCS’ — me too 😋 it’s a shame gege didn’t implement this more in canon-jjk, but it is what it is, ig

‘so was shit bag 💔’ — NUH UH 🤨 shitbag is not just a guy with a crush he’s not even a guy at all, that’s an undiscovered breed right there , he’s someone who treats both the girls he likes AND dislikes like dog shit, and i’m not having it 😐

‘if y/n and kamo get tgth and then y/n realises her true feelings for megumi and breaks up w kamo, i will forgive you. barely’ — 🫣 we shall see… 👀

‘listen. i dont haaaaaate her... yet’ — free my poor mc from the shackles of ur scepticism 🤛🏽😔🤜🏽

‘she just gives me SO MUCH SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT’ — you think SHE gives you second hand embarrassment? 😧 girlypops, try reading my levi fic (don’t, actually, i’m just using this as an example haha) , y/n over there is unhinged to the point where second hand embarrassment is literally her middle name 😭

‘"MERCUPINE IS CANON!" i thrash against my strait jacket as they throw me into the room with the padded walls’ — LMAOOOO 😭 DKMMM 💀 technically they are canon (the story is centred around them), and even as the author who could potentially go for the bittersweet type of ending where they don’t end up together, i can easily say (with confidence) that they have a shit ton more chemistry than mermaid and kamotionless 😊

but we'll see how everything goes!

‘AWWW DAMNNNN. i hope everything is okay pookie bear 🙏' — well... i revealed why i had concerns about my (already ass) updating schedule now 👀 ik this ask was sent in a few days before my announcement last night, so ofc you couldn't have known when you sent this in. but now you do! and i appreciate ur support SOOO much. i swear, you have no idea <3

i also responded quite late to this ask 'cause it's quite long, and i like to address every single thing in longer asks so im not purposely missing anything out and then come across as dry haha 🥴

'yk i havent been this in love with a fic since like 2022 when i found a 500k word bakugo fanfic that was literally written like a novel. AND URS IS EXACTLY LIKE IT BRO' — 🥹🥹🥹

ik a lot of ppl complain about long fics, but i can’t help but love them (especially when i’m in the comfort of my own room just reading as i go with all the lights off, no school the next day, no alarm set, etc).

and this… coming my story to a novel? 😩

i’m so unbelievably flattered rn, like i want to grab you through the screen and i can’t ☹️

‘like writer to writer- your exposition is INSANE. being able to develop their friendship when they're only like 5 or so is so cool to me because the initial friendship development is something i struggle with lowk...’ — UGH, STOP IT, MY HEART CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS 😫🩵🩵🩵

MY BPM IS HIGHER THAN NORMAL RN AND I HAVEN’T EVEN EXERCISED TODAY ❤️‍🔥

wishing i was shakespeare rn so i can give you the most poetic response that isn’t just ‘i’m so flattered’, ‘stoppp’, ‘ilysm moreee’, etc. the problem is that i’m always at a loss for words ‘cause of the range of compliments you offer 😭💕

‘STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME’ — 🙁 … ☹️ … 🌬️🏃🏽‍♀️‍➡️…🚪

‘this is why we use unsweetened peanut butter protein powder. because, you can make it whatever texture u want and the peanut taste is toned down. and it adds protein to ur meal so u can be buff’ — maybe i’ll try it 😳 i’ve yet to find a protein powder brand that doesn’t make me shit myself + give me acne, but we’ll see! i don’t have really high hopes tho (i’m a picky eater 😔)

‘like the past few days, the rose tined glasses have been lifted’ — the more i read this ask, the more i smile 😋

‘it reminds me of the time he trapped me in his car and made me listen to his explanation on why kanye west wasn't a bad guy’ — UMM?? THAT’S ASSAULT?? HELLO? 😭

ARE YOU OK? NEED A LAWYER? I’M STUDYING LAW, I GOT YOU 😟

‘I MEANT THE WAY WE REACT TO THEM LMAOAOAOAOAO’ — THANK GOD 😔

‘and our grade literally has 80 ppl in it so i would rather not do her dirty like that bc she WILL know. and we used to be rily good friends in middle school’ — mmm, yeah, so maybe not niceguy either. back to the fictional men plan then! (until someone new comes along and meets our high standards for you!) 😋

‘i think this is a very good plan. i am currently writing iwaizumi fanfiction bc iwaizumi haijime (27) athletic trainer is all i need rn!’ — WAIT WAIT WAIT, iwaizumi hajime from haikyuu? LMAO WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU’D BE INTO KAGEYAMA OR SMTH? 😭

HAHAHA I’M DYING, HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?

‘lowk this fic was inspired by liar liar in the sense that i took inspo from how u have it start when they're younger / preshow. i had it start in their first yr so i can develop their friendship before they go straight into love’ — 😳

a lot of my ao3 readers would tell me that i inspired them to write fics and stuff, but they never tell me what it is about my story that inspired them, yk? so as nice as it is to hear such a thing from them, i never know what exactly about LL got them writing 🙁

BUT THIS? 🥹

i’m so flattered honoured, genuinely. maybe one day, when i can stop scaring myself about reading other people’s works (it’s a genuine irrational fear of mine), i can pick up one of yours and give you the queen!treatment you give me every other day 🥹🩵

‘im ur biggest fan btw)’ — excuse me, DON’T call urself that. we’re friends 👊🏽🤨 (i’m spudding you btw)

‘oh my god it's literally like the dumbest cringest game ever but i love it so much’ — me talking about episode 2015 😀

‘but it's fucked up my sleep schedule bc part of the game is that u have to play the chatrooms before the next one unlocks or the previous one will lock and u have to pay (in game cash) to play it afterwards. so i have a schedule. i stay up til 1:52 to play the 1:48 chatroom and then i sleep, wake up at 6:50 for school, play the 3ish AM chatroom before the 8AM chatroom unlocks, and then go to school, play the 8AM chatroom, and continue playing the chatrooms throughout the day’ — HAHAHAHHAHAA 😭 IDK WHY THIS MADE ME LAUGH LMAOOO, you literally ended up making a whole plan around ur sleeping schedule for this game? 😭 DAMN, how good must it be???

I’M CRYINGGGG THE MESSAGES 😭😭😭

WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS CRINGE, I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS ‘i’d like to tell kay how i feel and make her mine but—’ , ‘you can have me right now!’ TYPE OF CRINGE? HELLO? 😭

I’M CRYINGGGG STOPPP

AND THIS YOOSUNG GUY COMING IN TO PUT IN HIS 2 CENTS IS KILLING MEEEEE 😭

‘omg’ after the zen guy literally declared that you’re his omega LMFAOOO

yoosung’s just a chill guy 😀

‘don’t let the beast inside of me awaken’ — HUH???? 😭

KAY I’M ACTIALLY DYING MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD WTH IS THIS 😭😭😭

THAT’S SUCH A MALAKAI THING OF HIM TO SAY, wait—

👀

your type is literally malakai?

LMFAOOOO KAY X MALAKAI NO WAYYYY 😭😭😭

‘no one dare to touch her 🐺’ — BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAHAYAGAHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PLS HOW DOES Y/N GIVE YOU SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT WHEN ZEN IS RIGHT THERE

kay pls tell me you’re joking. there’s absolutely no way 😭 and you told me all this in CONFIDENCE 💀

‘LIKE THIS IS SO CRINGE.... BUT I AM FREE’ — KAY 😭

self aware queen? 🥴💜

‘also have u heard the epic the musical concept album at all? like that one tiktok audio that's like 'i would fall in love with you over and over again.’ bc it's taken over my typ w emo ass edits and my friends are SICK OF ME’ — HAHAHAHA, no i actually haven’t 😭 so i looked it up just now and i’ve genuinely never heard of it in my life, ever’

‘too many satosugu edits w this audio and i'm gonna kms pls and ty’ — wait that makes sense as to why i haven’t seen it 💀

i don’t ship satosugu 👀 i can hear the shippers coming to bury me alive so my tiktok fyp is obviously gonna be catered towards videos i’ll end up liking and saving, and since i don’t actively search for satosugu edits and like and save them, my fyp is most definitely completely different to yours

hence why i’ve never heard of that audio 😭

but i should be glad! even tho i don’t ship them, i see tragedy in their friendship every time i see scenes of them together, so maybe it’s a good thing i hadn’t seen or heard of the audio before this ☹️

stop now i’m imagining you and zen with this audio HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 😭

he’d fall in love with you over and over again… and you’d have to make sure the beast inside him doesn’t awaken over and over again 💀

ok i’ll stop 😭

[romsabombs]

malevolent 43 was insane so here are my notes. my live reactions while listening. enjoy :)

god i feel so sick already

EW AD☹️

okayyyy voices

is it kayne watching

oh god this again

hes way more dramatic this time i think

ermm??

yuck😨

omg queen!!! indeed queen💅💖

i have no idea whats going on

ohhh dang

IS HE GETTING CHAINED UP

im so nervous and scared and afraid

yorrick lore episode?? :3

ohhh yeahh he was the prince's skull

JOHNNNN🥳🥳🥳

omg yes talk to eachother!!! bond!

HAHA JOHN WHY ARE YOU TELLING HER ALL THIS

yesss KING AND QUEENNN

omg hastur he-who-is-not-to-be-named lord of carcosa thats the thing kayne said

OKAYYYYY 💅💅

WHO😐 HAHAAA💀💀

yesss you tell him girl!! they broke into YOUR house‼️

ohhh erm what😶

"i am the king in yellow" SHE DOESNT CARE JOHN

ermmmmmm erm erm uhh

i have no idea how to describe kingqueen relationship rn

"you are no god i have witnessed" "no. but i am a god" such good lines

she should read oscars note lol

LORE LORE LORE yess tell us about this world queen🎀

"and yet you moan on a table beneath my knife👹" okayyy shes vicious💅

YORRICK SNITCH

"my transition" okay🤨🏳️‍⚧️

yo i have no idea what's going on

she said i know what u are🤨

LILY MENTION LILY MENTION

👹LIES👹 girl we're having a moment

"you gained humanity as a prisoner" okayyy true hmmm..

gosh this is heavy

bestiary mentioned :))

her ass is NOT listening

i have no idea how to picture this scene in my head

ohh she was hurt by humans☹️ because her ass is a witch

two sides of the same coin

YOUR MOTHER? omg a name

arthur is straight up dead and we're doing the traumadumping hour

😀☹️😞 :( :( oh darling

mother darkness is my drag name

okay shes got a point tho🫡

YORRICK DONT HAHA shut up!!

oh!! :3

ermmm third wheeling over here

yorrick finally does something good (shuts the fuck up)

death for the undying⛓️💔

hell brings about the truth in people🔥🔥🔥 these lines go hard

im sure you did😒😒

can you believe this episode is 52 minutes long

imagine arthur laying on the floor family guy pose while all this emotional stuff is happening

BEDROCK RAAHHHH

"our" :3333

even the witch knows hes a child

"silent to all but those who can hear🗣️🗣️🗣️"

"i am not forgotten. not by him" :((

i remember you my king!! 🤓🥰

larson mansion arc throwback

"i saved him" erm you're the reason he went crazy in the first place

FUCK YOU👹 does she even know that word

john finally gets therapy not clickbait

ok shut up john my headphones are dying

ok we're back

"i tried to kill a man who i felt was in my way" 💀💀

HAHA SHES SO MEAN

okay now arthur is the child

dont go to the dark side pookie🙏

bro this shit is none of her business stay out of it

MY LOVE FOR ARTHURRREEE🥳🥳 WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!🔥‼️🗣️

ermm 😶 come on johnn🙏

arthur said i can fix him and then did!!

WOAHAHSHFHCBXNSN WHA😨😨

WOAHHHHH WHATATTTT QUEEN??

HAHAHA WHY DID YOU DO THAT

ERMMMMMMMM HES WHAT

😀😀HEAVY BREATHINGGG

OKAYYYYYYY JOHNN🥰🥰

RAHHHH👹👹👹 hes so sigma

yo what the hell is happening

😨😨😨😨HUH

this witch sure loves stabbing arthur

TRUEEE we r in her home!!

his ass is not really gone come on

do true loves kiss or whatever or like shed a tear and it'll land on him and he'll be alive again because magic

"🤢JOHN🤢" okayy rude🙄

mm yeah true why did you leave

😀john stay with us🙏🗣️ pretty pls

i miss arthurs voice its really nice

FRIEND MENTIONED like from s1 :3

HIS ASS ISNT GONE what would the show be without him bruh

jesus christ

NO NONONONOOO NO COME ON

🫣🫣 ermm 😶

man arthurs only purpose is to be a vessel huh :( :(

isn't john like bound to this body

what a mess :/ how will we fix this

girl u barely know him why do u care

"ignorant false morals" 😒girl

i wanna know what she thinks about the trolley problem

maybe don't listen to her she just murdered your boyfriend twice. thrice

GIRL YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HIM

shut up🙄 dont piss me off you killed my boy

ohh arthur i miss him already

erm john!!!! dont say allat😀

GOD DAMN IT we got so far man

hail to the king🗣️🗣️🗣️

NEW BODY??

ok now shes worshipping him😒

:( he says arthurs name so coldly. absolutely no emotion in his voice☹️

DONT TELL HER!!!!

ugh hes back to his kiy voice

im gonna kill myself actually

"think of the object you desire to find" imagine a rosetoy just appears

OH OH OH OH HAHA YEAHH HAHAA

this is awesome actually

faroes song goes hard

ohhh hes back :3

yorrick is so cutiepatootie

oh wait is he okay😨

OH NO

OH :3 HAHA YORRICK💀💀

insane episode

aye we cant save arthur without another deal with the devil i think

where's kayne when you need him

john this speech is embarrassing you're not an alpha wolf

john non binary arc🙏

..meaning??🧐

"i choose you. to be a part of you" ☹️ pokemon reference for a sec

yorrick embodiment of sillyness

yeah doll him up before reviving him

"your love for your friend" yorrick is so third wheeling

oh he feels human :3 i feel so sigma

cant we just let arthur stay dead let bro rest in peace he's been through enough

ARTHUR :33 WOAHHH😨😨

yeah i guess that musta hurt huh

yo is his ass okay😀😀

arthur is in Pain Painnn

ima have dreams about this one

[bishiglomper]

Damnit

I can't sleep

I took a whole muscle relaxant but.... yeah

My brain won't stfu

I keep trying to run scripts

Being one of those self conscious autistics freaking SUCKS

I figured out how I could ask Amir stuff though.

I'm weird and can't curse IRL without some major effort so to just SAY "You don't have to fuck to be fab" is already hard enough without the extra layers of social anxiety that come with it. I was about to conceded defeat with that idea. But fuck it I'll just hand him a note like "Can you say this line as Alastor pls?"

Also I was kind of hoping for a-

"You dont have to fuck to be fab, darling!"

But then I thought if he did it more like-

"You dont have to fuck to be fab, my dear."

THEY HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT VIBES AND I LOVE THEM BOTH like a "let your freak flag fly" VS encouragement UUGH how do I verbalize that exkncbfjsn. Like honestly if he did the latter I might get teary fr 🥺

Also that would be fun to share with a panel and voice it at a mic but LOL like i could do that. 💀

Also. If I WERE to have the courage to use the mic..

I would want to pose a question to him as Alastor, and say something like "Do you consider yourself asexual? (a sexual)" (ty 🤭 @grownupchangeling)

But that's a very risky chance of Amir catching onto the wordplay let alone expecting him to run with it.

Though.....

If I can get a hold of him before the Sunday panel (which, I freaking hope I would) Maybe I could just run it by him and then he'd be prepared.. 👀

See, I told you, my brain just won't shut up. I'm so anxious lmao I hate speaking to people. I wish I could just emote irl. Sigh.

You know nephew is so different when he's in a mask costume. Pikachu or plague doctor, he loves interacting with people. He actually had the confidence to sit away from his family to join other kids at an interactive thing at the Ren Faire, and he sat himself at the edge of the road to greet and pass out gems to passerbys. He's just totally different.

My friends said her kid was like that too. With masked costumes, they're just more confident. And she can tell how comfortable they are by whether they're wearing their covid mask or not.

I. DO NOT HAVE THAT.

IT REALLY OFFENDS ME THAT I DO NOT HAVE THAT.

I cannot put on that type of mask, my self consciousness runs too fucking deep. I can't even play imaginary with kids. I can't read/sing aloud. Barely even alone. I feel like too much of an idiot.

One time anime club asked me to explain the plot of the anime we were gonna watch because they didn't see the first episode, but I had. The lights were off, I was in a corner, I didn't have to look at anyone and they didn't have to see me. I also knew beforehand that they were going to ask it of me. I did it but I felt like I was on fire. Even all that only helped by like 15%.

It is just. So bad. So, so bad. My online interactions are only marginally better. The think-to-text filter is a lot more forgiving than the think-to-speech one.

...........

So anyway, that's the trauma dump of the day ✨️💅 I hope you enjoyed your stay ✌️

[blupengu]

Oh my god I just finished Lucas’s route… oh my god I’m so mmmmmmmm I don’t even know bruh y’all oh my god 😂 big fat spoilers for virche and long ramblings as usual under the cut

Oof where do I even begin my word vomit like, ?!??!??!?!?!?? The funniest thing to me is still the fact that they they didn’t bother trying to hide him being Bourreau with the exact same fucking sprite poses lmao, but I guess that wasn’t really the mystery

CAPUCINE BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT THOUGH IT’S ON SITE 🔫🔫 (and whoever this mysterious benefactor is… better not be some shit like, it was Salome all along lmao)

Like okay I know Lucas is a lil extremely way cracked in the head in his despair ending (oh boy oh boy) but… he’s so pretty? When he’s in his Bourreau outfit and his hair is tied up?? Covered in blood??? Stab me harder please 👀 … Do I have a problem? Perhaps… but I’m just keeping true to my dubious taste in anime men 😌

You can’t give me a pretty character with long hair and blue eyes with a gentlemanly “oh ho” personality who’s such a sweetie, while everyone thinks he’s delicate but is secretly (obviously) super strong and very sus, and then tell me how super fucked up his situation is and *NOT* expect me to fall in love????? Boy you had me at the first “ehehe” laugh, you saint-germain-esque motherfucker, I 100% have a type in these games I am very predictable 😂

Aaaaaah I don’t wanna think about Nadia… 😩 girl, sweetie, honey, GIRL. Girl. Too good for this world. Too pure, too innocent… Girl I am so sorry you’re in this game LMAO jeez. I knew… I knew shit was gonna be bad, but oh I was so hoping it was not gonna go that way………. But with everything being all about despair you knew it was gonna happen…….. Big FMA fucking “big brother Edward” and oddly enough hatoful boyfriend vibes… I DID NOT WANT IT THOUGH NO I DON’T LIKE IT!! 😭 I am so scared about what Lucas’s salvation ending is gonna be now, and where it’ll start changing from this end… because BOY. IF THIS DOESN’T GET FIXED…! I am going to be so heartbroken, family in fiction just get me y’all ;-;

… God I know it’s not all gonna get fixed though, there’s just no way, there’s too much shit going on, something’s gotta give, especially in a game like this? If it was your normal otome game maybe, but… I don’t think Nadia’s making it… and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Lucas didn’t either… even if they both do, they’d barely be able to live another year so I can only see bittersweet endings lmao I’m very worried 😭😂 I NEED THAT FANDISK LOCALIZED NOW!!!

Also I did NOT expect Ankou to suddenly show up at the end?? Aight sir I see you, don’t worry you’re right behind Lucas for me… knowing he got his ass absolutely demolished by Lucas though is kinda hilarious, like I thought Ankou was gonna be some all powerful magic dude but nope. Lucas cut him into little bits LOOOL rip in pieces literally 💀 humanizes him surprisingly for me 🤔

And wtf was Ceres’s plan…? Like… hey lemme go die?? Hope Lucas snaps out of it after he stabs me??? GIRL PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE’S ALREADY DEAD. That’s such a shit plan how was Ankou okay with this 😂

At least uhhhh…. We’re his wife now………? Consolation prize… sorta…………?? 👀😬 yikes lmao but at least all his CGs are so pretty 😌

Wait I just checked his CGs actually… there’s… three left??? And 11/18 (oh shit that’s today’s date LOL). Oh yes, oh hell yes that means more for the salvation ending with variations, give me MORE!! I’m kinda sad now that the “good” endings are locked behind the final route… I need to know what the “good” ending is (BIG quotes around “good” lmao)

I’m gonna need to make one of those “do it for him” memes now to feel better, but I guess I’ll have to hold off until I get all his CGs LOL

OH MY GOD WAIT THERE WAS SO MUCH GOING ON I DIDN’T EVEN TALK ABOUT THE CAGE HOLY CRAP 😂 ah how could I forget?! Actually, after finishing his route I don’t have a lot to say about it… it was super hilarious when I first saw it and my only thought really was “not this shit again” lmao, but at least in this case it made more sense…

Ah okay I’m think I’m done venting… off to do Scien’s route next… maybe I’ll give Lucas a day to cook in my head though, this is the longest rambling text post I’ve ever done lmao… or maybe I’ll finish up the happy bits I have left to do from the even if tempest fandisk 😭

These two are so precious I can’t 😭

[reigenkills]

no Muerte x Reader? fine (thanos voice): i'll do it myself

ella enchanted + red riding hood reader, Death having a laugh

EDIT: PART TWO LMAO | PART THREE 💀 | PART FOUR | PART FIVE | PART SIX | 7 | 8

EDIT EDIT: AO3 CROSSPOST

EDIT EDIT EDIT: WHOEVER WANTS TO BE ON A TAGLIST FOR THIS PLS PUT IN THE REPLIES

"I'm surprised you actually tried it."

You wince, instantly holding yourself still in the pose of dropping a match into a bowl full of spell ingredients. There is a fire burning in said bowl in front of you, but your shadow stretches ahead, looming over you, the summoning circle, and the stolen grimoire.

"It wasn't supposed to work," you say.

"It wouldn't have," says the thing casting the physics-bending shadow. "But I'm curious why you did it anyway when you knew it was a dud."

You eye the grimoire with a grimace, pride twinging in sympathy for the witch you'd stolen it from. She was a big-name witch too, real infamous in her circles. Of course you knew she was bullshit the second she started talking about being able to undo your curse, but some of her work is legit; and she might have tried to turn you into a toad, but you're slightly offended on her behalf.

There's a sniff (what? who just does that?) and then the shadow tilts its head. "Something's wrong with you."

"Isn't there with everyone?"

The shadow ignores you, instead stooping down - and a shot of fear bolts down your spine at the sudden wash of cold that hangs close to your back. There's that sniff again, and then, a voice right beside you says: "Oh, you're cursed."

Great. Rule number one of being a mercenary, never let your enemies smell blood. Or fear. Or uh, your curse, but apparently this guy can sniff that out somehow.

Then again, you should have expected this when you got roped into catching fucking Death.

It'll be a quick job, they said. Twenty minutes tops after snatching the great Evil Witch's spellbook and finding the spell to trap Death. Nevermind the fact that every witch worth their broom calls themself an Evil Witch these days, of course, and you had to go through several hundred censuses to figure out which one was your mark.

And then there's the fact that you're supposed to be catching Death. Fucking hell.

"Curious," says Death. Honest-to-goodness Death. What the fuck. "If you knew it wasn't going to work, and if you're already headed my way with that curse, why go through with the spell?"

"Shouldn't you know?"

"I'm Death, not Knowledge," he says. "Trust me, you'd know the difference between me and that nerd any day."

To your mortification, you can't stop the godawful snicker that joke gets out of you. You slap a hand over your mouth to muffle the noise.

Death snorts. "Tell me."

"I was ordered to trap you," you automatically say, and then clench your teeth in frustration, frowning. This damnable curse of yours.

"Oh?" Death moves, smoothly gliding from behind you to your side; the movement instantly draws your attention to him and - oh shit.

"What red eyes you have," you whisper, freezing under the brightness of his stare. With his hood pulled over his head, they're about the only thing you can see of his face, save for his snout, and the rows of large, sharp, teeth.

"The better to see you with, my dear." Death grins. "Was that your curse?"

"What was?" You swallow. "I'm just not used to meeting new people, I'm a nervous blabber."

"Tell me the truth."

"Yes, it was," you say, and then make a noise of frustration, clenching your fists.

"Look at that." If it were possible, Death's grin widens, effectively baring his teeth not even two inches away from your face in the process. "Isn't that interesting?"

"It's really not."

"Oh, but it is," he says. "How'd you get it? Parents not pay off their debts when it was due? Throw a rock at a bird and anger its patron? Or did you cut out the middleman and piss off fae?"

Spitefully, you keep your mouth shut, teeth grinding together in the effort. Death only snickers, narrowing his eyes in amusement.

"I could always just ask you to tell me," he says. "I don't have to be polite to someone who was trying to trap me."

"I knew it wouldn't work."

"You tried it anyway," he says. "And if you're gonna blame it on your curse, then let me understand exactly how this works."

Your gums are starting to hurt from how hard your jaw is clenched. Your glare up at him as pettily as you can manage, but the motherfucker doesn't look away, doesn't even blink while you glower at him.

Fucking eldritch entities.

You sigh.

"I was…cursed," you say, then, amend: "Gifted by fae when I was a baby. The gift of obedience."

"Because?"

"...cause she thought it would be a nice gift," you grumble. "Except - you know - that's nice when you're like, five or something, but not when…" You make a haphazard gesture with your hand.

Death eyes you up and down, though his gaze lingers over your shoulder and above your head, like he's seeing something only he can sense. You try your best not to shrink under the intensity of his gaze.

After a while, he says, "Pat your head."

Your hand automatically flies up to pat your head.

The piece of shit has the gall to laugh.

"Asshole!" You get to your feet, kicking the bowl of still-burning summoning ingredients at him. Who gives a shit if it's Death. The ass just laughed at you after telling you to pat your head like a chump. Sadly, he barely has to pay attention to dodge the metal bowl as it flies past him.

"You had to run around looking for that witch and nearly get turned into a worm," Death says, "Because of a gift of obedience?"

He breaks into another round of cackles at that, all seven feet or so of him doubling over in laughter. Your hands twitch for one of the guns in your holster, but no matter how irritating he is, it's probably not a good idea to shoot Death.

"Very funny," you seethe.

"It is," Death says, "It's hilarious."

"Yeah, well, let's see you laughing when someone figures out they can tell me to try and kill you or whatever," you grit out. "I can't control it, you know."

"Mm. I'd just tell you to not do that, after you tire yourself out. Way more fun that way," he says, snickering.

He turns to where the remnants of the ingredients bowl have scattered, still burning away - because the magic might have been wrong, but it's still magic, so the damn things haven't burnt to ashes yet - and inclines his head down towards it. The flames instantly snuff out.

"Stop trying to trap me," he says, and you instantly feel the command contradict your last directive, strain against it, and break it down. Your limbs loosen; you unclench your jaw. "You should probably move continents or something. Far Far Away still has mercenaries."

"You're not gonna kill me?"

"I don't kill," Death snorts. "I collect. The affairs of the living aren't my concern - until they are, at least. Some kid getting their curse used against them hardly concerns me."

The wording has you narrowing your eyes at him again. "And my…employers?"

He grins again, and you wisely back off at the sight of his teeth. "That's up to me to decide, isn't it?"

"I guess," you say. "You need addresses or anything?"

"Nah," he says. "I'm Death, kid. I'm everywhere."

This time, you snort, crouching to pick up the grimoire on the floor and tuck it under your arm. If you're gonna move continents to a place where nobody knows your curse, you're gonna need way more leverage than you usually do. "You just said you weren't Knowledge - "

You blink as you straighten, finding yourself alone in the barren, empty room. There's no looming figure, no overly bright red eyes. Just you.

You were visited by Death and he didn't kill you. Laughed at your plight, yes, but you're alive and kicking.

Probably best not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Or a wolf in the maw. Whatever. You should start packing and getting the hell out of here.

[14dayswithyou]

can I request a drabble where I get to ride Teos thigh? 😩💦 I just know that they are as strong and beefy as the rest of him

✦゜ANSWERED: bestie noooo 💀 he's literally the WORST person to simp for

"Careful, babe. You wouldn't want that little boyfriend of yours to hear."

Despite his warning, Teo's grip doesn't relent as he forces you to grind down on his thigh. Not that you had much room to pull back anyway, considering how the dark-haired man had you pressed snuggly between his thick chest and the library bookshelf behind you. Funny, if your mind wasn't as hazy as it was right now, you would've realised that this was the same aisle you met Ren in all those weeks ago.

Ren, the soft-tempered guy, patiently waiting for you to return to the reception desk.

You try to say something to Teo, but he instantly shuts you up by angling his leg higher and pushing your body down harder. The friction from his pants rubs over a sensitive spot near your crotch, and you must bite your bottom lip to prevent any sounds from spilling out.

"You close yet?" Despite his bored tone, Teo seems to be enjoying himself as he watches you desperately rut your hips against him. His lips quirk up into a sadistic smile as one of his large hands moves to cover your mouth — and before you have any time to react, he quickly shoves two fingers in and presses them down onto your tongue. "Suck 'em." 

Drool runs down his skin as you mindlessly suck on his fingers, far too lost in the pleasure he was providing to even save your dignity. 

"God, look at you getting off on someone else's thigh. Hah," The smile he gives you is anything but sympathetic, and he withdraws his wet hand to slip it past the waistband of your pants and fondle your leaking sex instead. "How much more desperate can you get?"

Thanks to the added sensation of his hand, you almost reach your peak before the jarring sound of Teo's phone goes off and pulls you both from your reverie. You try to pay it no mind as you continue to shamelessly buck against his fingers and thigh, but the tall man stills your movement and instead shifts his attention to the offending item in his back pocket.

He almost looks annoyed for a moment -- was it because of your actions or because he got interrupted? -- before he's gruffly reaching for his phone to look at the message. From your vantage point on his thigh, you could just barely make out the crude selfie of a woman posing in front of a mirror in risqué lingerie — before yet another message pops up underneath it.

' Teoooo! i'm lonely... :( wanna come over and keep me company? <3 I miss̶ ̷y̵o̸u̴.̷'

The dark-haired man barely offers you any time to collect yourself before he's lifting you off and pushing you aside. You wanted to cuss him out for leaving you like this, but the annoyed look on his features makes you hold your tongue.

"The fuck's wrong with my phone? And why's this bitch still texting me? Thought I made it clear that I was done with her." Teo doesn't even bother to help straighten your clothes before he saunters out from the aisle, shamelessly flaunting the wet patch of fabric on his thigh like it was a trophy for all to see. "Thanks, that was fun."

As he wanders off, the dark-haired man fails to notice the flash of pink retreating from the corner of his eye.

[ncityavenue]

What Dating Ten would be like..

Ten x Black Female Reader

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──♡︎ I feel like dating Ten would be a Rollercoaster, nothing different than when yall were friends just this time yall are more intimate *wink wink*, if yall have a schedule and he knows that you have been working really hard he automatically hits snooze for 5 mins without trying to disturb you. He likes to do things for you without you asking, like helping you with your hair (buying pretty bonets, hair accessories,etc.), giving you massages after your long showers together, singing to you, YEAH ALLAT. He likes when you get confident it DRIVES HIM INSANE, just imagine you're in a red silky dress that hugs your curves when yall going out and he sees you and he's just like "you look way too good🤨". Yall be perverted towards each other n shi (this is motivated by ten saying himself that he's crazy and weird), like he'll slap your ass maybe even grip it infront of ANYONE cause it's respectfully his. And you do it right back to him, which lowkey gets him in a ~mood~. He hypes you up alot LIKE ALOT, you could waking up eyes all crusty lips all dry bonnet on your head and he'd be like "damn you look so good" and you're like "sir...I don't even look the part yet. I CAN BARELY OPEN MY EYES" and he's just like "I don't care that's not the point". He's all for that fem Dom shit, he loves it honestly, if you wanna dom for the night shiiiii say less JEOSBDHSBWO😭, he's kinda a power bottom so it doesn't matter. He calls anything a date honestly, yall goin to the supermarket to get some food? It's a date. Yall goin to the gas station? It's a date. Yall goin to a new restaurant that opened like last week? It's definitely a date and come DRESSED YOUR BEST. He loves just staring at you, sometimes when yall are laying down and your just chilling he looks at you for a long period of time and then decides to pinch your chub/fat/skin, "ow! What was that for?" "You look so cute:)" "you could've told me instead of pinching me babe" "I'm sorry you're just so ADORABLE" *Proceeds to attack you with smooches*. He's like those Facebook moms that takes a picture of EVER-Y-THING, you could be sitting on the part bench and he jumps up telling you to strike a pose. He truly thinks you're a model. He always and I mean ALWAYS says "when we get married" which he never notices that he says that so oftenly like one time yangyang had to say "yo, you're throwing your girl In a loop because you keep saying 'when we get married' instead of 'if' " Ten just shrugs but now that it effects you greatly he says it on purpose. He's evil. Since Ten isn't the best cook you'll teach him right? Right..??😧 unless you suck as well then Kun's gonna have to come in handy. One incident where neither of you knew how to cook something and called kun to help and teach you guys but yall didn't pay attention at all💀 all you guys did was smooch up on each other and have that poor man Kun third wheel SO HARD. But your relationship with Ten is here I say a 10/10!!! ♡︎──

[pendvlums]

hi  ,  my  name  is  s  and  of  course  i  used  this  unbothered  ,  bleeped  out  gif  of  luka  bc  that  is  peak  demetrius  energy  !  but  i  digress  .  just  a  lil  abt  me  ,  i’m  twenty  one  ,  and  if  you’re  ever  wondering  why  i’m  active  at  the  weirdest  of  times  ,  i’m  not  just  a  night  owl  but  i  regret  to  inform  you  my  tz  is  the  gmt  !  i  haven’t  rped  in  like  ...  over  a  year  ?  bc  i  just  graduated  ,  so  bare  with  me  whilst  i  learn  how  to  use  this  hell  site  again  !  i  want  PLOTS  with  all  of  you  ,  so  please  give  this  post  a  ♡  and  i’ll  send  u  a  message  ,  or  alternatively  add  me  on  d*scord  @ noel miller love bot#4109  !  without  further  ado ,  below  the  cut  is  a  condensed  biography  for   𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬  𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐢  !  

𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧  .

(   *  💀  /  luka sabbat, cis man, he/him  )  —  is that demetrius zabini i just saw rushing down the corridor? i hear they’re a twenty one year old slytherin, returning for their sixth school year, but their friends would tell you that they are erudite & eloquent as well as phlegmatic & bestial. if you want to know more about them, i guess i could tell you that they’re pureblood, and from what I hear, they’re currently allying with the death eaters. when our divination professor looks into their crystal ball, they see: jewelled fingers that pose as brass knuckles ; no more a symbol of wealth than an instrument of pain , the whisperings of a snake in the garden of eden , money exchanged between handshakes ; a bribe rather than social etiquette .  —  ( s, she/her, 21, gmt )  

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬  .

name  :  demetrius  zabini  .  

nicknames :  demetrius  ,  zab  (  rarely  )  .  

age  :  twenty  one  .  

birth  date  :  unknown  ,  as  his  parents  did  not  bother  to  keep  hold  of  his  birth  certificate  .  

gender  &  pronouns  :  cis  man  &  he  /  him  .  

sexuality  :  bisexual  &  biromantic  .  

languages  spoken  :  english ,  haitan creole  ,  french  &  german  .  

house  :  slytherin  .  

allegiance  :  the  death  eaters  .  

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲  .

demetrius  was  born  into  a  pureblood  family  and  was  fed  ,  with  a  silver  spoon  ,  elitist  ideologies  and  that  he  was  superior  to  others  ,  not  just  because  his  pure  blood  but  for  his  extreme  wealth  too  ;  the  heir  to  the  zabini  fortune  .  despite  how  his  parents  taught  him  that  he  was  better  than  others  ,  they  certainly  did  not  treasure  their  only  son  .  they  treated  him  coldly  ,  without  love  or  affection  ,  and  whilst  he  does  not  think  that  his  childhood  shaped  him  in  any  way  ,  it  explains  why  he’s  so  phlegmatic  ,  characterised  by  a  lack  of  emotion  and  being  uncomfortably  too  composed  .  he  only  really  has  two  expressions  :  a  vacant  stare  or  an  uneasy  grin  .  however  ,  his  smirk  will  only  arise  when  accompanied  by  bestial  words  or  actions  .  he  feeds  off  humility  and  the  downfall  of  others  ,  much  like  iago  in  shakespeare’s  othello  ,  and  he  can  be  savagely  cruel  or  barbaric  ,  especially  to  those  who  he  deems  below  him  .  

he  is  almost  never  seen  without  a  ring  on  every  finger  ,  even  if  the  professors  say  it  isn’t  up  to  dress  code  ,  as  a  symbol  of  his  status  but  also  to  inflict  more  pain  ,  say  he  gets  into  a  fight  ,  which  his  words  get  him  into  often  .   

although  he  is  a  slytherin  to  the  core  ,  that  does  not  mean  ,  as  the  sorting  hat  once  said  ,  that  he  isn’t  a  talented  or  skill  wizard  .  whilst  his  parents  take  little  interest  in  his  life  ,  they  do  like  to  keep  up  appearances  and  so  they  pressurise  him  to  achieve  highly  ,  but  only  so  they  can  boast  about  their  son’s  success  .  and  because  he  “  can’t  let  a  mudblood  achieve  higher  than  him  !  “  .  he  does  have  some  good  qualities  ,  although  they  don’t  redeem  him  ,  such  as  being  erudite  ,  a  scholar  ,  and  being  eloquent  .  he  can  be  very  persuasive  ,  which  some  might  consider  a  good quality  ,  but  he  uses  for  evil  .  he  has  a  total  god  complex  overall  ! 

despite  being  a  pureblood  elitist  ,  he  is  a  hypocrite  .  he  loves  muggle  literature  ,  the  classics  of  course  !  such  as  william  shakespeare  ,  john  keats  ,  etc.  but  it’s  not  something  he  would  ever  admit  to  !  his  mattress  is  probably  stuffed  with  torn  out  pages  from  books  he’s  stolen  momentarily  from  muggleborn  students  ,  but  as  of  yet  nobody  knows  .  

𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝  𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬  . 

all  connections  are  open  to  f  /  m  /  nb  ,  unless  stated  otherwise  !  some  connections  will  be  house  specific  ,  but  this  will  be  clearly  stated  !

ONE  :  a  platonic  m  /  f  or  nb  power  duo  !  they  would  probably  burn  hogwarts  down  together  if  they  were  a  couple  ,  so  they  keep  it  purely  platonic  for  the  sake  of  mankind  . 

TWO  :  i  hate  gossip  girl  references  (  a  lie  )  but  a  nate  archibald  to  his  c*uck  bass  .  open  to  m  /  nb  .  just  a  good  ,  old  bromance  .  i  can’t  say  that  demetrius  would  die  for  this  person  but  ...  he’d  be  more  than  willing  to  get  slightly  injured  !  they  keep  each  other  grounded  ,  look  out  for  each  other  ,  and  may  even  consider  each  other  friends  .  

THREE  :  someone  blackmailing  him  .  i  mentioned  that  demetrius  reads  muggle  literature  in  secret  ,  so  i  think  it’d  be  really  interesting  if  someone  found  out  about  this  and  was  threatening  to  expose  him  ,  and  he’s  going  along  with  whatever  they  say  ,  because  for  one  his  parents  would  be  outraged  and  two  that  would  be  damaging  to  his  reputation  .   

FOUR  :  something  forbidden  !  open  to  all  houses  except  slytherin  .  i  really  want  some  romeo  and  juliet  type  vibes  .  maybe  they’re  a  half  blood  or  muggle  born  ?  and  it’s  a  lot  of  sneaking  around  ,  fooling  around  in  closets  ,  and  stuff  like  that  .  maybe  there’s  feelings  or  maybe  it’s  just  the  rush  for  them  ,  the  thought  of  getting  caught  ? angst  is  what  i  want  from  this  plot  !

FIVE  :  i  really  want  an  academic  rival  plot  where  they’re  both  trying  to  prove  who’s  the  more  intelligent  .  it’s  just  a  lot  of  heated  arguments  ,  eye  rolls  ,  and  trying  to  make  the  other  one  cry  .  

SIX  :  detention  regulars  .  they  don’t  usual  interact  unless  it’s  in  detention  ,  where  the  two  almost  seem  to  be  .  the  whole  time  they  just  talk  about  random  shit  and  bad  mouth  the  professors  .  it’s  become  a  weekly  thing  .  

SEVEN  :  someone  he  is  betrothed  to  .  i  always  picture  that  demetrius  is  k*lled  by  blaise  zabini’s  mother  ,  his  first  and  only  wife  ,  but  that  doesn’t  mean  that  he  wasn’t  going  to  marry  someone  else  first  .  they  could  have  feelings  for  each  other  or  they  could  completely  despise  each  other  ,  the  possibilities  are  endless  !  open  to  pureblood  muses  only  ,  as  his  parents  would  never  allow  him  to  marry  anyone  else  .    

EIGHT  :  i  mentioned  academic  rivals  but  i  would  just  really  love  an  enemy  !  they’re  constantly  at  each  other’s  throats  and  are  always  picking  fights  ,  whether  verbal  or  physical  ,  the  professors  have  had  to  pull  them  apart  a  few  times  .  

NINE  :  first  love  .  i’m  not  going  to  lie  ,  demetrius  was  definitely  a  bad  boyfriend  ,  so  i  can’t  promise  that  this  was  the  best  relationship  but  what  i  can  promise  you  is  lots  of  angst  ! 

TEN  :  family  friends  .  they  see  each  other  at  dinners  ,  galas  ,  and  other  social  gatherings  .  they  either  get  into  mischief  together  ,  or  can’t  stand  each  other  and  make  snide  remarks  ,  with  drinks  being  thrown  .  perhaps  there’s  a  sexual  element  and  they  get  caught  in  the  library  ,  of  his  house  ,  by  his  parents  ?  open  to  slytherins  .  

just  some  general  plots  i’d  like  to  have  :  a  victim  (  like  someone  he  bullies  i  guess  ?  more  suited  to  a  softer  character  )  , study  buddies  (  open  to  slytherins  )  ,  the  first  friend  he  made  at  hogwarts  (  but  don’t  necessarily  have  to  be  friends  now  )  ,  exes  ,  friends  with  benefits  ,  a  hateship  ,  people  he  only  speaks  to  in  clubs  .