#I asked 2 professors if this meme was right

[machiavellli]

[kookooluvr]

Teach Me How To Love - Part 2

pairing: professor!jungkook x (fem) professor!reader, fwb to lovers

genre: fluff, angst, smut, fwb au, economicsprofessor!jungkook, politicalscienceprofessor!reader, slow burn, some emotional constipation, some sappy moments, lots of sexy moments.

summary: jeon jungkook, a fellow professor at yonsei university, is your friend, co-worker, and secret bed buddy. you have rules set in place to make sure there are no misunderstandings in your little arrangement. the #1 rule is as clear as day; no catching feelings. simple, right? wrong. let's see how un-simple it gets when a certain economics professor falls for an emotionally unavailable political science professor.

rating: 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT !

word count: 2.7k

warnings: we meet jk's friends and tae makes his first appearance (we'll be seeing a lot more of him in future), oc is sick with a cold, jk is a simp and drops everything to make her feel better, lots of fluff, nothing explicit in this one, we find out some more of oc's rules, SATC mentioned, some marvel talk, talk of jk having a nice ass, mostly just lots of soft feels in this one <3

author's note: i'm so happy to see the amount of love part 1 got !!! part 2 is a bit shorter, but i think it's important to see their dynamic outside of the whole fwb thing. i'm aiming for the upcoming parts to be longer, i promise. i hope you enjoy all the feels in this one, and don't be shy to send me your feedback 🫶🏻

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Jungkook sits at a table in a rather fancy restaurant, half-listening to his friends as they joke about something over dinner. They've been meaning to get together for a while but they've all been so busy with work and their personal lives that it just never worked out until tonight. Well, it worked out tonight because Taehyung practically forced everyone to come.

"Yo, earth to Jungkook."

He looks over at Jimin with raised eyebrows, realizing he was caught staring at his phone in his lap. He knows he should be paying attention to the conversation happening around him, and he knows that it's rude to be on his phone while he's in company, but he hasn't heard from you all day and usually you would've exchanged words (or funny memes) by now.

It's not that he MUST speak to you all day, every day to survive, but it just happens. If he sees a funny video of a cat on TikTok, he sends it to you. If you forgot how to do something on Excel, you text him and he replies within two minutes to explain how to do it. Sometimes he even goes through the trouble of doing it himself, screen recording it and sending it to you to give you a step-by-step guide. That's just how it goes with the two of you.

"Huh? Sorry, what were you saying?"

"I was just asking if there's a special someone in your life," Jimin says with a little grin, resting his chin in the palm of his hand.

"Actually, what he asked was if you're still on track to die alone," Namjoon quips, Jimin waving him off with a little "eh, same thing".

Jungkook rolls his eyes, flatly denying any romantic relations. It's not like he's lying. He just can't say that he might have started developing feelings for the woman he's casually sleeping with, so he just settles on, "Naah, I'm too busy with work." It's easier.

They know their friend is a terrible liar, but they also know that he would tell them if he really wanted to, so they don't pry. They've heard your name once or twice in passing, a little comment here and there like '___ likes that movie' or '___ uses this perfume'. As far as they know, you're his work friend. That's it. Even Taehyung doesn't know much about you, and he works at the same university as an English Literature lecturer, which brings us to rule #2.

Rule #2: It stays between us. It's just less complicated if less people know, and Jungkook knows that if his friends knew about it, they'd be pestering him about you all night and he doesn't need that right now, especially when his eyes drift back down to his phone and there's still no text from you.

You're in bed, surrounded by snotty tissues and a sleeping Miso, who really couldn't care less that you just underwent a violent coughing fit. You're about to doze off, when your phone buzzes on the nightstand. You check the notification, and when you see who it's from, you swear you feel your heart rate rise, but maybe it's just from all the coughing.

prof jeon |7:50pm]: hey, you. prof jeon 17:50pm]: haven't heard from you all day... prof jeon [7:51pm]: are you mad at me bc i said sex in the city was boring??? 👀😭😭

You [7:51pm]: first of all, it's sex AND the city 💀 You [7:52pm]: and it's not boring, you're just a nerd who can't watch anything other than marvel

He laughs, knowing he should've expected that response. Your next message comes through shortly after.

You [7:53pm]: sorry for the radio silence You [7:53pm]: i have a nasty cold 😵‍💫 You [7:53pm]: feel like i was hit by a bus You [7:53pm]: took some cough drops and slept for most of the day

He really shouldn't feel the need to immediately rush to your aid, but he does.

prof jeon [7:53pm]: want me to come over?

You [7:54pm]: you don't have to do that, kook You [7:54pm]: i don't wanna get my germs all over you 😕

prof jeon [7:54pm]: don't be silly   prof jeon [7:54pm]: i’ve had your bodily fluids on me before, who cares about a little snot 😂😂😂   prof jeon [7:55pm]: i can be there in a little bit 

You [7:56pm]: you're gross 🙄 You [7:56pm]: and really nice

prof jeon [7:56pm]: see you in a bit x

He excuses himself from dinner with the excuse of a family emergency and promises his friends to hang out again soon. He grabs his coat and heads out to his car, making a stop at your favourite Thai restaurant for some pho before driving over to your place.

You unlocked the door to your apartment and dragged yourself back to bed as soon as he texted you to let you know he's on his way up. You hear the door open and in walks Jungkook, looking very handsome you might add.

"You're dressed awfully fancy to take care of my cold," you tease with a little smile, your eyes drifting down to the plastic bag in his hand, a bag you know all too well due to countless trips to that specific Thai restaurant. "And you brought food?"

He smiles as he removes his coat and walks over to the side of your bed, placing the pho on your nightstand before sitting down on the edge of the bed, clearly not bothered by the array of tissues scattered around the duvet. Miso sees him and gets up from her spot on the bed, sauntering off to the living room, almost as if she knows her mom is about to get folded like a pretzel again. But Jungkook's not here for that tonight.

"I was actually out at dinner with some friends when I texted you. And I thought you might've been too lazy to get up and actually eat dinner, so I brought soup."

The thought of him dropping his plans with his friends just to come over and take care of you fills you with a warm, fuzzy feeling. Maybe it's just your high temperature. Maybe it's the fact that he's just so kind to you. Whatever the reason may be, you're too sick and weak to fight the soft smile tugging at your lips.

"Thank you, Jungkook."

"Don't thank me. I just didn't want you to drown in your own mucus."

Your laugh makes his heart feel funny, even if it barely managed to escape your sore throat.

He opens the lid of the steaming hot pho and holds a spoonful to your lips. If you were your usual healthy self, you would've told him that you're fully capable of feeding yourself, but you're sick and vulnerable and he has that soft look in his eyes, so you let him feed you the soup. It's warm and a little spicy, and it instantly makes you feel better as it slides down your throat. It's just that good. That, and the fact that he bought it for you and drove all this way to feed it to you.

He makes sure you take any necessary medication and even helps you flip over to lay on your stomach so that he can rub some VapoRub on your back, his hands giving you the comfort you didn't know you so desperately needed.

You aren't used to being taken care of by such a gentle man. He blows on your soup for you so that you don't burn your tongue. He wets a cloth with cold water and lays it on your forehead to bring down your temperature. He touches you like you're some delicate porcelain that could break at any moment. When he lays down with you and runs his fingers through your hair, you don't fight it. When he presses a soft kiss to your cheek, you don't protest like you normally would because rule #3 is no kissing outside of sex but you don't even care right now. You let him take care of you when you normally wouldn't. You allow yourself to be taken care of because it feels too good to overthink.

Jungkook feels a bit selfish for relishing in your current state because it allows him to care for you in your time of need. He would do it for any of his friends because that's the type of person he is, but this is different. This is you, and he would drive for hours and hours to get to you if you ever needed him. He would put everything on hold to be there for you. Hell, he would run into a burning building if you were in there. Because it's you.

He props his head up on his elbow and looks down at you, taking in your fevery flushed cheeks, your heavy-lidded eyes, your stuffy nose, and he thinks that no other woman will ever be as beautiful to him as you. He's not Taehyung. He doesn't teach literature and he doesn't have the best way with words, but he could spend hours writing poetry about the sound of your laugh or how animated you get when you're really passionate about something. He could sit and watch paint dry all day if you sat by his side and did it with him.

Jungkook takes the tv remote from the nightstand to turn on Sex and The City, clicking on a random episode from season 6 and getting comfortable next to you.

"What happened to Sex and The City being boring, hm?" you chuckle, giving him a teasingly pointed look.

"What, you want me to turn it off?"

"No, I just thought you didn't like it."

"But you like it."

You turn your attention back to the tv as a smile threatens to break out on your face, your head turned so that he doesn't see how much that simple response affected you.

He barely remembers the characters' names or much of the plot, but you enjoy the show, so he watches it with you, making comments here and there and even asking questions just so he can listen to your voice as you explain why Carrie Bradshaw does what she does. He mentally pats himself on the back for getting through a good handful of episodes before inevitably getting bored.

When you get up to go to the bathroom, he just can't help himself and turns on one of the Avengers movies, offering you a sheepish grin when you come back and see what's on your tv.

You roll your eyes and get back in bed, watching Iron Man perform a monologue for the millionth time. "Captain America's better."

He gives you a look like you just killed his dog or something, and you already know what's coming.

"Are you insane?! Iron Man is so obviously the best Avenger, ___."

"He doesn't look like Captain America, though."

"He doesn't have to," he scoffs, looking back at the tv. "He's got that whole rich CEO thing going for him. Plus, he's like, a genius."

"Nerds defending nerds, I guess," you tease with a faint smile.

He grins, a hint of smugness in his expression. "Are you saying I'm like Iron Man? Because if you are, that's a huge compliment."

"Iron Man's a bit more of a bad boy," you chuckle, narrowing your eyes at him as you try to think of who he resembles in the Avengers. "You're more...boy next door, kinda like Spider Man."

"Wha- excuse me, I can be a bad boy too if I want," he quips, trying to sound offended, but when you mention Spider Man it kinda makes up for it. "I guess I'll take Spider Man. I do have a nice ass."

You laugh, giving him a puzzled look. "Who said anything about Spider Man's ass?"

"He's like, known for having a great ass. Have you seen him in his suit?"

"So, that's it? That's why you'd make a good superhero? Because you have a nice ass?"

"Well...not just my ass. I'd make a great superhero because...y'know...great power, great responsibility and all that other stuff."

You scoff, shrugging like you can't argue with that.

He's quiet for a while, a full-blown fight scene playing out on the tv, his mind starting to wander a bit.

"You'd be Black Widow. You've got that badass, independent woman vibe," he murmurs, looking over at you with a soft smile.

"You think so?"

"Oh yeah. You're smart, confident, you don't take crap from anyone. Plus, you'd look really hot in the tight outfit." He just can't help himself.

You roll your eyes, softly swatting his bicep. "Of course that's what you think of."

He chuckles, shrugging his shoulders, feigning innocence. "Hey, what can I say? I'm a man, I like what I like."

And I like you. He can't say it out loud, but acknowledging it is enough for now, and when the cough syrup starts taking effect and your eyes slowly start to droop, he feels content with just having your head on his chest.

His phone buzzes and he pulls it out of his pocket to see a text from Taehyung, and your eyes are barely open when they land on the screen. You didn't even mean to look, it was kinda just an instinctive thing, but you're not interested in his private texts from his friends. What catches your eye is the photo on his lock screen. It's a photo of the two of you from a year ago, both of you making silly faces at the camera. It's a cute photo. If anyone else were to see it, they'd think you're a couple.

“I didn't know that’s your lock screen,” you mumble, your voice a lot sleepier than it was an hour ago.

“Are you snooping?” he teases with a little scoff.

“I didn't mean to look, your phone is kinda in my face from this angle,” you murmur through a soft chuckle, looking down at the photo.

“I like this photo of us.” He smiles when you tap the screen after it goes black, wanting to get another look.

“Coulda used one that I actually look pretty in,” you murmur jokingly, and as the cough syrup drains the last of your consciousness, the last thing you hear is a soft, “But you’re always pretty, ___.”

The next morning, you wake up feeling a little bit disorientated after taking all that cold medicine, blinking a few times to clear your vision. You slowly sit up in bed and check your phone, seeing that it's 10am. You almost think you overslept for work, but you realize it's Sunday. You think back to the night before, the way Jungkook came over and fed you soup, the way he gently put VapoRub on your back and made sure you were well taken care of. You turn your head to find Miso in the spot that Jungkook was in last night, and you would feel disappointed that he’s not there anymore if Miso weren't so damn cute. It's not like you expected him to still be here this morning. After all, staying the night is another boundary you don't cross, and he respects that, which explains why he left a little while after you fell asleep.

You feel that fuzzy feeling in your chest again when you take a better look at what's on your nightstand. Your water bottle stands tall, which Jungkook filled before he left last night, along with a little note from one of the notebooks on your desk.

The note says, 'Hope you're feeling a bit better. Get lots of rest and drink your fluids. Don't worry about falling asleep, Miso made sure I saw myself out. Hope to see you at work tomorrow xx'

You read the note again, and then again. It's simple but thoughtful. He didn't have to write a note. He didn't have to come over last night to tend to your illness, but he did, and you aren't surprised because he's him. That's just what he does.

You think about last night until you have to consciously stop yourself from smiling so much because your cheeks feel a bit stiff. You grab your phone from the nightstand and scroll to his contact, your fingers quickly sliding across the keyboard.

You [10:23am]: thank you for coming over last night, kook You [10:23am]: i owe you fr

prof jeon [10:25am]: you really don't 🙄 prof jeon [10:25am]: i just wanted to be there for you prof jeon [10:26am]: it's what spider man would've done 👀

You [10:26am]: 👁️👄👁️ You [10:26am]: nerd

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[rpreaperperson]

Hi there!!

I don't know if it me or to everyone else when it come to Claw the Neko. I literally found it overwhelming adorable and funny and I just LOVE to read more!! That and the Mom series.....

I may have an idea for Claw.... What if during the downtime with the 141 + Alejandro and Rudy and Neko want to have a cuddle in both cat and human forms depending on who she hangout with...

Hope you enjoyed the new year Nya~~

Sounds..like...a....

NOICE idea consider this is a holiday day! thank you @sliverwolf20 for the suggestion

This one will gonna be a Bonus Chapter 2

Masterlist

Off of Duty

Once upon a time....in a base where a certain cat Hybrid lazying around her room playing on her console, after getting bored of it she munched her snack while scrolling into her phone snickering when she found a funny meme or funny video

Then she take a nap....drifting into her sweet dreamland Yep...this is how she spends her day off

Suddenly her door slammed open by a certain beardy Captain, frown plastered against his face when he saw her napping on her sofa

With her cat form

Price let out an exaggerated sigh, the moment 141 got an off day the Hybrid spent her time in her room shutting herself there, while others went to spend their time with their families (Mostly Soap, and Gaz, Ghost still hanging around the base but he likes to went off somewhere)

Approaching the hybrid that was still in her dreamland, he shook her small fury body while calling out her code name

Instead of waking up she just stretches her body while purring

'Bloody hell...if she always like this in her day off...' Price glances at the pile of her snacks on the desk

"You'll gain weight if you keep doing this love..." mutter Price, then Claw's eyes snapped open jumping to Price while meowing in complaint, swiftly Price catch her small furry body with his hand

"Nyanyanyanyanaya!!" she flaunted her paws at his face

" now you awake when I say you'll gain weight huh? It's the truth love...it may be a day off but you can't spend your time lazying around like this! You haven't even left your room in days!" he rant at Claw

"Nyauuw...." her ears and tails flopped down as she glanced at her photo with 141 on her desk, narrowing his eyebrow Price followed where Claw looking at..

Then he realized..

"You miss 'em?"

Claw nodded, she even couldn’t contact Professor cause of some new experiment she was working on right now

“Oh Lovie..you know they wanted to spend their time with families too no?” Price cuddling her into his warm chest walked onto her soft sofa and sat there, caressing her soft head with his hand she licked his jaw he chuckled as he kissing her furry head

She purred even louder rubbing her head into his mutton chops, she really loved the prickles sensations

“Guess I’ll have some nap too...curse those boys..and their reports” he grunted taking off his shoes, gently Prices lay his body on Claw's sofa with Claw on his chest

“Ahh...that Professor of yours really spoil you huh? This is some good sofa” he grunted adjusting his position

“nyauww~”

“wonder where did she find this sofa..” Price murmur

“Mrrauw?” she chirps her little head looking up at him, tilting her head

“Nahh.. it's okay I’ll just ask her about it...” Price caressed her soft furry body shutting his eyes as he felt Claw purring vibrating his chest

“how do you manage to tend your tails this smooth?”

“Mrrep mrrep” her tails swirling in mischief, a Cheshire cat smirk planted on her lips

“Ahh..a secret eh..? fine by me” Slowly hearing Claw purring Price lulled into a dreamland

.

Ghost who just came back from the store bought something for Claw, and got a notification from Alejandro that he and Rudy will come to their base to spend their day off with them ...but most likely to meet Claw..

When he reach the base

“Hey there L.T!”

“Ghost”

Greet both Soap and Gaz waving at him still in their civilian clothes, bringing their bag

“thought you both on the leave?”ask Ghost cocking his eyebrows confused

“got a mail from Alejandro, he want to visit here yeah?” claim Soap

“Mmhm...gotta go bought something for Claw” he nonchalantly noded

“Ahh..right I bought ‘er something too” Soap takes out a Scotland souvenir from his bag, together they walk into her room

“How is she? Last time I saw she was sulking in her room when we departed” asked Gaz

“She still shut in her room, missed both of you” explained Ghost, they saw her door open wide Ghost slightly raised his eyebrows

“Bonnie!~ got somethin’ for – whoa..” Soap rushed into her room but he snap his mouth shut...

A warm fuzzy sight, both Claw and Price cuddling on Claw sofa

“gotta take a picture of this” amused Gaz sneakily taking his phone and taking a photo, silently scanning around her room gushing when he found the latest console in her room

“Let ‘em rest..both deserve it”claim Ghost

“Especially Cap..” Gaz put his small gift for Claw on her desk joined by Ghost and Soap, taking Claw's blanket from her bed Gaz covered both of them with the blanket scratching her little furry head with his finger

She making biscuits on Price's chest, and her purr became louder both Gaz and Soap were awed at her Ghost smiled behind his mask

“We’ll wake ‘em both when the Vaqueros come” claims Ghost then he walks out from Claw's room (not before he sneakily snaps a picture of Claw sleeping)

“Sleep tight Bonnie~” coo Soap

.

Meanwhile inside a pick up, as usual Rudy driving the pick up while Alejandro sat beside him

Then he got a notification from Gaz he send him a picture

“..? GASP!” his cheeks flushed red

“Whats wrong Ale?”

“Ay dios mio...I want to replace Price place”

“say what now?”

[coraniaid]

for the ask meme: principal snyder

[Reverse unpopular opinion meme.]

Not sure how unpopular a take this is but I really like Principal Snyder.  He is genuinely one of my favorite minor characters on the show.

There are, I guess, a few different reasons for that.

The first is just a question of good timing. Snyder arrives during the second half of the first season, which is – to my mind, anyway – the point where the show really starts to find its feet.  (This is also, I suspect, part of the reason I’m so fond of Jenny Calendar, who shows up at around the same time.)  And he’s a recurring figure throughout the show’s second and third seasons too, which – while they might not be objectively the show’s best years – are certainly the seasons I personally have the most nostalgic feeling for and whose failings I’m most willing to overlook.  Snyder’s part of my favorite two and half seasons of the show, so I’m predisposed to enjoy him as a character.

Second, and along similar lines, Snyder is a type of character that I think that the latter seasons don’t really have: a recurring character who is somewhat important to Buffy’s regular life but entirely ignorant of the supernatural side of that life. Yes, we find out early in Season 2 that Snyder knows more about vampires than he lets on, and that he’s reporting directly to the Mayor; but that connection doesn’t seem to add up to him being in on the Mayor’s big Ascenion plan and he doesn’t show any sign of knowing that Buffy herself is the Slayer.

After the high school seasons, who else is there like this?  Parker Abrams, I guess, very early in Season 4, but … that’s it, right?  There are characters who could have taken up Snyder's mantle – Dawn’s social worker, for example, or Buffy’s second manager at the Doublemeat Palace, both in Season 6 – but for whatever reason nobody does. Almost everyone else Buffy meets after high school either turns out to be deeply connected to the supernatural -- other than Parker everyone she spends any time with in college turns out to be a demon, a witch or a member of the Initiative; the next Principal of Sunnydale High is the son of a previous Slayer, the doctor she starts talking to when her Mom gets sick is the mortal vessel of a hell god -- or just not a regular part of the show at all. I can’t even remember the name of any of Buffy’s college professors other than Maggie Walsh. 

And I think that’s a shame, because the existence of Principal Snyder as a low-level recurring antagonist makes Buffy’s life as a regular teenage girl feel a lot more consequential than it otherwise might.  If Buffy only had problems with one-off teachers we’d never seen or heard of before, or if she frequently complained about getting into trouble with an off-screen principal we never got to see on screen, the world of the show would just feel a little less grounded. And, in particular, Snyder's function as the show's clear unsympathetic authority figure implicitly helps make both Buffy's Mom and her Watcher much more sympathetic than they might otherwise be

More important than either of those points though, I think Snyder is just really fun to watch?  For my money, the writers strike almost the ideal balance between making him an unpleasant self-important bully and making him a ridiculous comic figure (one who, crucially, at no point shows any sign of being in on the joke).  Armin Shimerman is unfailingly great in the role from his very first appearance, and he gets such wonderfully silly lines to say. 

Some of my favorites:

“There are some things I can just smell.  It’s like a sixth sense.”   

“What are you, ghouls?  There are no dead students here … this week.” 

“That’s the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.” 

"Children everywhere ... Like locusts, crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating, destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist."

“Why couldn’t you be dealing drugs like normal people?” 

"This is a time of celebration. So sit still and be quiet."

“There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking.”

Finally, I really like the fact that – unlike, say, Shimerman’s other big 90s genre TV role, Quark on Deep Space 9, and unlike somebody like Jonathan who was also a recurring character in the high school years who didn’t (then) know that Buffy was the Slayer – Snyder really never gets any more depth or attempts to make him sympathetic.  He never gets fully brought into the magical world or gets given some sort of character arc or has any previously well-hidden virtues suddenly revealed.

Yes, okay, there’s the aforementioned ties to the Mayor and the brief glimpse we get of teenage Snyder in Band Candy. But for all practical purposes the Principal Snyder we see in Season 1’s The Puppet Show – delighting in causing Buffy and her friends problems for no reason while boasting about how, unlike his predecessor, he’s too tough and disciplined to ever get eaten – is the same Principal Snyder we see in Season 3’s Graduation Day, getting eaten.

[paraliveimaginesblog]

may i have 1, 2, 10, 11, n 15 for naoakira inthe courting meme pls

Naoakira Saimon:

1. ♥ Do they seek out love or let it find them? Are they even interested in romance?

Saimon isn’t at the point in his life where he’s actively seeking romance, and if asked before meeting a person he feels a connection with he’d deny being interested in romancing anyone else. He believed if life wanted to offer him up a second chance he’d consider it in the moment, but it’s hardly the first thing in his mind to be concerned about. He had a wonderful marriage and a wonderful wife, something many people couldn’t say, so he didn’t feel any desperation to find another partner.

2. ♥ When they have a crush on someone, how do they let them know?

His flirtation is subtle, hidden beneath compliments that appear standard on the surface but are much deeper than you could first assume. They’re also very natural, said smoothly no matter how nervous he might be. It’s been a long time since he’s flirted and he worried he wasn’t doing it right when you didn’t respond in a way that clarified how you felt about his words; you both just confused each other until finally a direct confession occurred that left no room for doubt.

10. ♥ Do they include their partners in most aspects of their life?

If you wanted to be involved, yes. He does enjoy telling you stories about his classes and students as they really could make his day more interesting, but he’s a little more cautious in regards to his music career. He doesn’t want you to worry about him when he has his trap reactions as performing and creating music with the others is something he loved, but he couldn’t say that seeing your face in the crowd wouldn’t be the highlight of his night, either.

11. ♥ Do they make an effort to find someone with similar views, be they political or moral?

He’d like a partner who he had something in common with, but they wouldn’t have to agree on every single thing. You were allowed to have your own tastes as long as you respected his, and he always found it fascinating to hear the opinions of someone who lived a different life from him. Being a professor meant he was exposed to all sorts of ideologies and different ideas, so he wouldn’t be thrown off from having a partner with a point of view he might not have ever considered.

15. ♥ Do they enjoy talking to their partners before going to sleep or is it straight to dreamland?

Saimon enjoyed talking to you before bed, and you enjoyed talking to him even more. His voice was so deep and calm that it immediately set you at ease, the perfect lullaby as you talked about any topic that came to mind. He’s flattered that you love his voice that much, trying to come up with things to talk about just so there’s never any silence before bed.

[saltlickmp3]

dashboard simulator

mutual 1 : *picture of neil young with like seven pixels in it* oughh i can't even say she should have been at the club cos so much of her personality was not wanting to be at the club. she should have been at the farm

mutual 2 : *heartbreaking good omens meta* lol love these guys *ms paint gore meme* my baby angel <3 *gif set of The Kiss* they're so cute

mutual 3 : hey does anyone listen to throbbing grobbing nine inch ninch skinny pinny.

mutual 4 : *picture of gerard way's legs taken from very far away* WIFE she's co cute i need her

mutual 5 : *ask box flirting with mutual 4*

mutual 6 : lol here's some art i did in class today *stunningly realistic portrait drawn on the corner of a math test* *17 notes*

mutual 7 : *picture of bloody ribcage* she's like an angel. to me

mutual 2 : *twenty reblogs of good omens fanart in like four minutes*

mutual 8 : AHHHHH i can't beLEIVE i have to go talk to my professor AGAIN i just want to do my thesis on how this one french canadian folksong is actually highly representative of early 20th century morality struggles 😭😭😭 but NOOO apparently i need EVIDNECE TO BACK THAT UP

mutual 9 : haha guys is it normal to have like. random pain in all your joints. everyone has that right haha. *mutual 5 & like three other people shouting at them to see a doctor in the reblogs*

mutual 6 : oh yeah i wrote this poem ^-^ *most heartbreaking beautiful thing you've ever read.* *9 notes*

mutual 10 : rpf is moral & everyone should do it. anyways *picture of bob dylan* estrogen would have saved her

mutual 11 : david tennant tboy swag *12k notes*

mutual 4 : GERARDDDDDDDD

mutual 12 : * bunch of reblog of depeche mode pictures* oh yeah i remember seeing that concert in '87. love dave gahan <33

mutual 13 : *screenshot of david tennant* i thikn i hauve. covid

mutual 14 : *highly specific post* oh yeah reminds me of when i was an extra in an indie horror film my friend was making that was fun

mutual 4 : i miss my wifr gerard

mutual 7 : *saw bathroom scene gifset* *carrie covered in blood gifset* i nEED THISSSSS. want to be SOaKed in bLOOD. someone stab me i mean kiss me

mutual 1 : do you think csny ever had synced periods

mutual 4 : where are you gerard :(

mutual 15 : hey has anyone ever heard this song?? it's so good one of my favourites atm *link to a live bootleg of an unrelased song by a goth band no one else has heard of*

mutual 4 : gerar.d way

[togglesbloggle]

I was tagged by @wellmetmat in @perdvivly's ask meme that's going around- thanks for the interest! A few questions, they shall be answered. I won't tag anyone else for now, but anyone who sees this should absolutely respond if they're so inclined.

1. What virtue do you most often see in other people that you feel comparatively deficient in?

Easy one for me: diligence. Consistency, commitment, patient sustained focus on moderate challenges. Being there not on day 1 but on day 1000.

It's a skill I greatly admire in others, and I'm often drawn to those who can practice it successfully and consistently. The virtue of diligence has a way of making the world around oneself a dramatically better place, so being attracted to such people really works out well for me in the long run. Good parenting is perhaps one of the ur-examples here; the stakes of consistency get about as high as they reasonably can, and the rewards are just as clear. I've heard parents say that it's a time of very long days and very short years, and I often strive to give my days and my years the same quality- with not as much success as I'd like.

2. Show us an object in your daily life that you have an emotional attachment to - tell us a little bit about it if you want! (a favourite mug perhaps? socks with a cute pattern? dealers choice)

I actually live more-or-less surrounded by little curios that meet this description, so I had a lot to choose from. It's a lifestyle, or at least a method of interior decorating, that makes me really happy. I grabbed these three more or less at random. From left to right:

Every geologist has a collection of boring-looking rocks with cool science attached; this is the star of my collection. It's a microbialite, meaning roughly that it's a 'fossil' of an ancient microbial mat. This one is from the Buck Reef Chert in South Africa, basically a piece of flint. It's 3.42 billion years old, from the Paleoarchean. It's nearly seven times older than multicellular life, and even predates oxygenic photosynthesis (which is the pattern where plants or green algae uptake CO2 and release oxygen); the organisms that created this fossil breathed iron instead. So it's the sort of organism that was common in the shallower waters of Earth's oceans back in the most primordial ecosystems we have a record of. A relic from an alien world, older than a full third of the stars in the Milky Way galaxy. I find it very beautiful to be biologically related to it, and to be part of the same uninterrupted organic chemical reaction.

In the middle is my orchestrator badge for a university class which conducts an elaborate simulation of the papal election of 1492 and its aftermath, run by a professor in the history department- this is last year's. You may recognize 1492 in the Italian peninsula as 'interesting times'. It's taken for class credit, but the heart of it is a LARP that plays out over the course of about two and a half weeks, with full costuming and set-dressing. Every student is assigned a particular period character; most are voting cardinals, some are monarchs ruling over France or Spain and trying to get a favorable pope for themselves, a few are invented minor roles like vote counters that wouldn't have been recorded by history (so that clever cardinals can bribe them, among other things; we have rules for how much the vote-takers can cheat). After suitable prep, we let them loose, and watch the poor bastards chase incentive gradients far enough to burn Europe to the ground. I myself pretend to be a mere orchestrator for the first three days of the simulation, and act mostly as a custodian for the monarchs, but then I dramatically reveal myself to actually be Sultan Bayezid II, of the Ottoman Empire, and then proceed to menace Europe with my impossible wealth, vast armies, and advanced technologies. It is, without fail, a delight.

The right is a watch given to me as a birthday gift some years ago by my dear sister, one of the marvelous transparent ones where you can see finely made gears and springs all working. It's effective for being taken seriously in Europe; combined with brown leather shoes and a thoughtful choice of shirt, it's enough to elevate you above the 'slobby American tourist' first impressions. The watch's finest hour was when I wore it to the front row of the Penn and Teller production of Shakespeare's Tempest. The show was full of stage magic to supplement the play itself, because of course it was, and this watch was irresistible to them during the audience-participation bits. Ariel the wind spirit made a great show of stealing it off my wrist, and of disappearing it and so on multiple times.

3. If you could choose, what level of fame would you want? How many people would you want to recognise you?

There's a level of demifame that I think is just right: enough respect within a widely-spread subculture to earn a comfortable income from fans, and relative anonymity outside it. Jo Walton is at about that sweet spot, for a concrete example. In practice, I think this translates to a few tens of thousands of people around the world that would recognize you, but the key is that they're not randomly selected: they're the people that you share that subculture with, so there's a baseline of mutual regard and shared values even when you're greeted out of nowhere by a stranger in a strange city.

4. Where do you feel language is least adequate to capture, communicate, or express your experience?

What a mean question to ask by text! Ha.

There's a set of experiences you can reach, which I happened to find both through scientific literacy and mindfulness meditation, involving the conditionality and contingencies of personal identity. You may have felt it a little bit when I was talking about my favorite rock, just now; you might not have. I have a powerful and sustained sense of myself as an expression of natural processes, or perhaps of the role of consciousness in illuminating the full depth of that process. It's quite comforting, I suppose, though even that's not a particularly apt description really. I think I called it being 'deep okay' a while back, though I don't recall where; I don’t think I came up with that label myself though. It was here!

5. If you had to come up with a question with the following criteria:

a) it should disuade knee-jerk reaction answers (i.e. it shouldn't be something people are likely to have spent a lot of time considering before)

b) it shouldn't be too specialised (the audience should be general, don't ask about people's top 3 byzantine spice merchants opperating between 754AD-816AD)

c) it shouldn't be needlessly emotionally charged or divisive

d) it should be a question you expect people to have lots of varied opinions about

What would your question be?

What are the kinds of magic you most wish for, or the laws of reality that you most wish could be overcome? What would this allow you to become?

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Actually I lied I'm tagging @ritterum @femmenietzsche @eka-mark if they haven't been already.

[possibility-left]

10 Questions For Fic Writers

I wasn't tagged by anyone so this is a free tag to anyone else who wants to do it!

1. How many works do you have on AO3? 146! I have written way more stories than this but the old stuff (2006-2015 lol) is all on my old fic journal.

2. What's your total AO3 word count? 310,292. Wild to think about tbh.

3. What fandoms do you write for? Right now only Good Omens but prior to this dip back into fandom I used to be very multi-fannish and I won't be surprised if I slip back into that eventually. Of my 146 fics on AO3, they are for 56 different fandoms and I've written for over 150 different fandoms since ehhhh 2003.

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? Yes I really try to, even just with a thank you. I love writing comments too so I feel like I should respond!

5. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not to my knowledge.

6. Have you ever co-written a fic before? I used to co-write a lot with my IRL bestie but we haven't been in the same fandom probably since we both terrorized the Professor Layton kink meme together. And I used to co-write a LOT with my ex but that is long in the past.

7. What's your all-time favourite ship? This is such a hard question because like I said I have liked to write everything. Right now it's Aziraphale/Crowley, but I have also in the past been very into Toph/Aang from ATLA and Pearl/Garnet from Steven Universe, and I also get really interested in family dynamics and any characters I can write femslash for. This is baby's first slash fandom lolol. Yes. In 21 years.

8. What are your writing strengths? I think the main one is tone. Usually I am trying extremely hard to capture the vibe of a book or a show and I like to write a lot of canon-compliant stuff generally. I also think I do good dialogue. As a contrast to below I do think I write well in short format.

9. What are your writing weaknesses? I do not plot shit which is probably why I never write anything long. I do have an unpublished (I am going to finish it) Good Omens fic that is sitting at about 12k words right now that needs an expanded ending, but besides that I have only written 2 fics that are longer than 10k words.

10. First fandom you wrote for? I am a middle-aged person in fandom who wrote Cardcaptor Sakura fic and emailed my favorite webmaster and asked them to post it up on their Geocities website and they did!! What a joy that Geocities no longer exists although I bet I still have that fic on a flash drive somewhere. (It lived on a floppy disk before that!)

[guinevere--bach]

Ask Meme 2: 4, 10, 18, 30 - Ask Meme 3: 1, 3, 27

Ask Meme 2: 4. What is your dream? Her dream? Guinevere doesn't dream, she plans. But, specifically, what she wants the most? To be free from need: to want nothing from anyone, to depend on nobody. To never again have that hunger she gets when she sees something she knows she can't have. 10. What would you rather be doing right now? Guinevere would always rather be listening to music in the living room, enjoying a cigarette and a glass of wine. 18. What or who has had the biggest impact on your life? Going to medical school, most likely. It was there that she took the decisions that, in a way, dictated how she would behave the rest of her life. 30. Write a love letter to yourself. "Dear Guinevere; what can I tell you that you don't already know? There is nobody comparable to yourself. You have only grown more beautiful and graceful as the years passed. It's true. People still go crazy about you; they still want you and want to be you just like they have always done. You've got the smarts to match your looks, and there is nothing you can't do when you set your mind to it. You are closer than ever to reaching your goals. Just remember that some things must be sacrificed."

Ask Meme 3: 1. Talk about someone who changed your life. Hard to say. Answering with her parents would be an easy, armchair-psychology answer. Maybe her neurophysiology professor, the one that she experimented on? Not that he was anything particularly special, but the things she did to him along with her boyfriend and first husband, David, did give her a taste of what could happen if she put the semblance of morals that she had to the side in favor of further knowledge and power. Would that mean that David was that essential influence? Didn't all of her relationships change her, in some way? In the end, though, all of her life changes were solely made by Guinevere herself, or so she thinks. 3. What is on today's menu? "Go ask Sofia." 27. Share a joke? "I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my husband about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden."

[bluepoodle7]

#Shezow #ThinkingAboutReviewingEachEpisode #ColdFinger #Sheviews #MyThoughts

(Images and video not mine but links are there.)

Episode 1 Part 2 Coldfinger

I really like the title cards this show has and they remind me of The Fairly Odd Parents title cards.

Buttwipe really be like a kid friendly parody version of this show though.

Jackass (franchise) - Wikipedia

I guess the Senor Blowtadas Spicy Hot Chipadillas are like if Doritos and Takis collaborated together.

I like it that Maz was like I'm glad those old folks didn't get hurt by our marble trick and Guy was like that's cool we got those old folks doing a cheerleader pyramid trick.

I know where Guy's priorities are.

Apparently there is a one day Shezow comic con which is interesting.

Also the poster has the new Shezow plastered everywhere which is strange.

I wonder who took these images of Shezow to make these?

Because in the pilot episode Shezow was in the Shehicle with Kelly and accidently crash into the  Pushy Pirate Posse's pirate ship to "defeat them".

Also guy was just about to walk away from his responsibilities but his sister is the president so she had to push him in gear.

Also Guy is spooked of bugs.

This is the I suck at answering question so here is a listening device that will mess up when you need it the most episode.

Here we go.

Guy is slowing getting progressive. Like the "Come to papa." and Maz is like "Don't you mean mama?" And Guy is like "Depends on what I'm wearing." 13:58-14:06

I strangely remember that line from when I first watched this show.

We finally get to see Coldfinger and I really like his design especially his ice wolverine claws he can do.

He already makes ice puns right out the gate.

He was the past president of the Shezow fan club before Kelly replaced him.

He was late on his dues and I would love to know what that means.

I would like to know more about his past.

Like was he born a ice person or science made him that way?

Also seems like him and his mom have a ice company business. Good thing they are set up shop in Megadale.

He is way older than Guy but the wiki says he's 17 but I thought he was 14 when I first saw him but I'm not sure.

His real name is Timmy and he has that Big Bang Theory Mom talks off screen joke.

He loves cold cuts but I wonder it's the meat kind or just cut up ice?

Cold Finger is a parody of Gold Finger from 007.

He really is the Shezow version of  Brain Freezer from Johnny Test.

Cold Finger (Character) | SheZow Wiki | Fandom

Brain Freezer | Johnny Test Wiki | Fandom

Someone on youtube said this Coldfinger face should be a meme at 19:40 but it reminds me of Professor Oak's and Imposter Professor Oak's face.

Pokemon Role-Play - Kanto: Professor Oak's (please come here before you start your adventure) Showing 1-15 of 15 (goodreads.com)

Impostor Professor Oak Concepts - Giant Bomb

Hey we get Maz's first costume Meatier Man and he's got the Lady Gaga meat outfit going on that attracts not only smell but all the dogs in the tri state area.

I feel bad for Cold Finger (Timmy) he just wanted to ask his question but was interrupted and skipped over.

He probably wouldn't have attacked if you just let the man tell his question Kelly.

The "We're just friends." line at 17:31. I wonder what that question was about?

My guess is for Tara.

My favorite scene. 18:07-18:13

I like it how Maz just walks up on the fight to tell Guy that they won the contest.

That's pretty rude.

Also the title card image pose returns at 18:31.

Cold Finger can summon snow people which is pretty cool but I guess this might be the last time we see them.

I like it that Cold Finger was like um actually Shezow doesn't have a sidekick.

He says "That's what he smells like." To the number two joke then says "You're dead meat pork chop." as he just pokes Maz.

Finally Guy uses his laser lipstick on non humanoid enemies which is cool.

I feel sorry for the snow people but Shezow called Cold Finger a snowflake.

Then the show finally explains the hair messing up mechanic that Shezow loses all powers.

19:52-20:03

Then later telling the solution later.

20:11-20:14

We almost lost Shezow if Shelia wasn't there to tell him.

Also if his ice claws break it hurts him. Interesting.

My favorite poses.

20:21-20:24

The show just put a beating up the bad guy montage with a heavy handed super she slap like a final smash to end the fight.

Shezow says "Mine's bigger. What to play patty cake ice man?" This is after Cold Finger looks at his hands.

While causing property damage when she slapping him into the parking lot then Cold Finger makes a ice pun by himself with no on around.

20:44-20:51

I like it that Cold Finger is like going full nature then is like ooh ice cream person is here.

I like it that Maz can do a fake man's voice like he's from looney tunes and even doing a food version of a hot foot joke that cartoons do.

That blew my mind that was Maz because his silhouette was the meat costume.

21:20-21:22

I like it that Cold Finger didn't ask how much the ice cream was or even check what he just ate.

Then later checked then melted.

I guess he was born frozen.

They forgot to unfreeze Kelly and at the end she shows up drenched and if the show wasn't 22 minutes then they would have did that we forgot something joke with Kelly still frozen today or would have had Maz save her off screen.

At the end guy says a ice pun to Kelly then it just ends.

This show talks about the change mechanic where it's the danger sense that can change him or "You Go Girl" changes him then "She Yeah" changes him back.

22:42-23:16

I give this a 8/10.

SheZow S01E01 SheZow Happens & Coldfinger - YouTube

[kuwdora]

WIP game and sending motivation! 💫 9. What is your favorite dialogue you’ve written so far? 14. What have you been finding frustrating with writing this chapter/fic? | optional because it takes so much time: 20. Share 3 images that would fit to a mood board for this chapter/fic.

!!! Omg what a perfect time for me to talk about this Dijkstra and Jaskier scene in my WIP which is currently titled "funeral shenanigans." This is a story about how Oxenfurt university and town come together to mourn/celebrate the death of the Vice Chancellor.

9. What is your favorite dialogue you’ve written so far? This was the moment he was waiting for. Jaskier handed over the oddly-shaped pouch to Dijkstra. “What’s this?” Dijkstra asked coolly, still unimpressed with Jaskier, but Jaskier wasn’t going to let this opportunity pass him by when he could have a little bit of fun. Jaskier held back his grin and shrugged. “Oh, you know, just something I picked up for you to commemorate today. Go on,” Jaskier urged, pantomiming opening up the pouch. Dijkstra loosened the pouch strings and looked inside. It was a ceramic sculpture featuring the Vice Chancellor bent over a chair, university robes flung up over his hips, hands on his asscheeks and holding himself open. Dijkstra’s lips pursed in thought, and when he glanced at Jaskier, he raised an eyebrow. “The artistic detail is very good, despite being inaccurate,” Dijkstra said, turning the sculpture around for a close examination. “You mean our dearly departed Vice Chancellor didn’t have an asshole large enough to accommodate 8 quills and 2 pencils?” Jaskier asked and mock-gasped.

14. What have you been finding frustrating with writing this chapter/fic? Oh, what’s been frustrating is that I keep getting carried away with the details of a scenario/the setting and I’m going to end up with another 15k story. I have such a hard time narrowing down what goes into a story, and I think this one really should be the 4-8k range but I don't know. I'm so fucking indecisive right now, augh. This WIP starts off with a private university assembly and Jaskier babysitting his students and another professor's students. Everyone is bored and tired and it’s such a long assembly and I have some amazing Jaskier moments in here. Then there’s more of a public funeral/parade for the town, so everyone has an excuse to drink and party, per life at Oxenfurt and that’s where Jaskier meets ups with Dijkstra and Linus Pitt. What’s holding me up is whether or not I want to have the parade turn into a riot to emphasize the growing tensions in Oxenfurt between the university and the residents (town vs gown and all). Or if I should just keep my focus narrowed to how Jaskier is interacting with Dijkstra and when Linus Pitt is calling Jaskier out for spending so much time on the road for the last decade instead of spending more time teaching the next generation of students. I have this whole scene where Jaskier talks with the artist who made the Asshole Quill Holder. It's a scene in which I’m very sweet on because I like seeing how Jaskier interacts with the Oxenfurt community. But yeah, I’m still indecisive about how much mayhem I want to put him through with the parade or parade-turned-riot.

20. Share 3 images that would fit to a mood board for this chapter/fic.

Oh, I don't actually have a specific inspo folder/moodboard for this fic but honestly anytime @kashuan 's Dijkstra art comes up on my dashboard I go fucking wild. Seriously!! Check out all the amazing Dijkstra art!! I love the way kashuan captures Dijkstra's expressions, especially when Dandelion's also in the panel, ahaha.

send me an ask for the current wip meme!

[thinkanamelater]

helllooo I have two requests for the AU pairing ask meme!

Tom Levy/John Segundus, The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August AU! I'd love if one (especially Tom!) or both of them are kalachakra, finding each other again and again in every life

2. Tom Levy/John Childermass, science fiction AU! I want to see these boys on a Spaceship, either smooth and high-tech like Star Trek or more of a gritty Western vibe like Firefly.

TomJohn kalachakra AU

"Professor Segundus?"

Said professor turned from the board, his hair even more white as it was covered in chalk dust, and the wrinkles on his face more pronounced as he smiled warmly and whispered: "My dear boy, I was worrying I moved around too much this time, and you had lost interest"

"Not in a thousand lives", Tom Levy half muttered, half sobbed, and he sprinted towards his open arms.

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ChilderTom science fiction AU

Tom glanced nervously at the man supervising him, then back at his sweaty hands maneuvering the massive ship, then at the vastness of the universe expanding right in front of his eyes.

"I'm not here to evaluate you, you know", the man - he didn't even get his name - leaned back on his chair, almost irreverently so, and brushed his long black hair out of his face "I thought you might appreciate the company, but maybe I was wrong"

This made Tom frown, and before he could ask what he meant, the man spoke again, impossibly soft: "I know how lonely it can get, just you in the middle of all the stars, how intimidating"; and Tom left out a sigh, and smiled.

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+ another ChilderTom science fiction AU! Just because!

"I didn't know they made robots so..." Tom trailed off, inspecting Childermass' curious wiring, his fingers grazing the skin-like surface of his opened chest.

"Ugly?" The robot finished the sentence with what might have been a laugh, and added "I had to fix myself multiple times, we didn't use to have a technician on board"

"I was going to say unique" Tom looked up at his face, bit his lower lip, and tugged on a handful of wires, excited to see what kind of reaction he'd get from such an interesting specimen

[autumnslance]

Word for WIP meme: "ambiguous/ambiguously" etc. Alternatively, if that word isn't available, "thought"

Can't seem to find "ambiguous" but man do I love to mention "thought"

Chapter 1: Still, while his chances against a wizard able to teleport him by force were low, he could certainly make himself a nuisance if this man thought to threaten the others…

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It looked like many a mage’s study he was familiar with; books left all over the place, unable to all fit on the overstuffed shelves even if their owner thought to put them away.

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Thancred had a few thoughts about that related to his aetheric condition, but he kept his card-playing face on and instead said, “All right, let’s start with where ‘here’ actually is.”

Chapter 2: There was a sincerity to his reminiscing, and Thancred thought he seemed believable.

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He also thought the Exarch asked for much, especially given the threats the Scions already faced in their own world—not to mention whatever the man was holding back.

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It was much later than he had thought, though not terribly late as he considered it, given his usual hours.

Chapter 3: He would have been right at home among the professors of the Studium, Thancred thought upon their introduction.

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Catching a glimpse of his reflection in one of the Crystarium’s many windows, Thancred suddenly thought of the Bozjan Rostik, who had worn his own long coat over similar armor; protective enough, while still affording the freedom of movement to wield his gunblade.

[auspex]

2, 7, 10, and 24 for mark in terms of that ask meme! < 3

What's something about your OC that people wouldn't expect just from looking at them?

oh literally so much like he projects that Persona so hard. like you can pick up on how he's a pretty kind person overall (look ignore the ruthlessness i just spoke about. he contains multitudes) after a few convos but he looks Tired and Severe so you wouldn't guess that. you definitely WOULDN'T guess he is a HUGE romantic and believes in like True Love and shit - NOT a academic professor vibe thing to do at all. NERDDDD. you have to go through like 5 layers of him to get to that point like only a romantic partner is gonna know this - and this is one thing he is aware that he hides consciously lol so its hard to even get hints at it. Ough. fucking. love him.

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What's one way your OC has changed since you first came up with them?

Oh god its less that he changed and more that he Formed cause he's my first proper OC so i didn't have a lot worked out. I do regret not giving him subterfuge at the start cause i think he should have been decent at lying and also i wish he WASNT SO GODDAMNGULLIBLE but thats my fault for Rping that way. oh well. he is more pathetic now. and instead of lying about who he is, he is just Unaware OR avoids the topic so ppl dont know. the dot he has in subterfuge is one i bought after the game started like 8 months in.

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What's an AU that would be interesting to explore with your OC?

Sabbat AU for sure. This would be 24s answer but his distaste for the Sabbat and being Locked Out of that path largely happened due to other's decisions and not his own. so it fits better here.

I think his love for humanities history would have turned into a extreme interest in Sabbat history and their Grand Fight to fight the elders. he would have lost his romanticism and instead i think get very positive feelings regarding the Vaulderie. He would be So Weird in an inhuman way and it would have been tragic when he did let go of his touchstones. OUGH. SO many ways his relationship with sampson could have gone - likely forced murder or abandonment leading to murder? hard 2 say. but fun 2 think about in a Painful way.

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What is an alternative life path your OC might have gone down? How different would their life be if they'd made those decisions?

Oh god i need yet another ok hm. I can't do super recent things because the consequences of choices are still not fully clear to me... but ok i think one that would have made him a lot Darker and worse is if he decided to continue sampson's blood bond. instead of letting it fade. because i think he could convince sampson it was the right thing (due to bond) so he wouldnt instantely hate him but he knows he is doing it out of fear that he'd hate him if it faded, so his humanity would SOOo drop and i think lose him as a touchstone. he'd know sampson's feelings towards him are artificial. and he'd eventually tire of it. and when he did let it fade sampson would for sure hate him. it would set him down a Dark way and i think then the only thing that would tie him to his humanity is his general love for humanities progress and belief in them, but nothing so PERSONAL. so he'd get real isolated. and i think therefore lose that too. ough. would have hurt him so bad.

[onegroovyrose]

for the art ask meme: 2, 3, 4, 11, and 28

FEEEEEEB HIHIHI!!!

2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)

For me it’s easiest to draw someone facing the left!! Embarrassingly, if you look at my Chris’s most of them are facing the left BAHA 🫣

3. What ideas come from when you were little

OOOOOOHHHH okay I have been a chronic “seeing my fave cry” enjoyer for a very. Very long time AKBSKA I do think this might’ve started when I was around 11 and zexal was airing and my friend sketched out a crying Chris as a gift. Since then if I can draw a fave crying I absolutely will at some point!! I also LOVE long coats and trenchcoats which I do believe is also. Chris inspired AKSBDAKA

4. Fav character/subject that’s a bitch to draw

AH well you see :)

It’s solely Chris because I SWEAR it always takes at least 4 hours until I can get his face and hair exactly right which is quite rude of him methinks!!

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what

YES I absolutely need that Defunctland video up before I can draw a single line - but as a result I’ve recently watched all his videos BAHA I’ll usually then turn on a stream and listen to that while I draw!

28. Any art events you have participated in the past (like zines)

YEAA!! I have yet to join a zine because of time but I do really really want to join one at some point!! >:D As for events I’ll try to do the Arclight week event every year I can, as well as multiple secret Santa’s! I’ve participated in Professor Layton, Yugioh, Maplestory, and server secret Santa’s in the past :)

[desperate-whre]

oh noooo that's so open ended hehe

well let's start here 💕

preference for girls or guys? or equal?

is the kind of friendship you post about something you'd want for real, or is it just a fantasy?

what kinda toys do you own?

do you like to masturbate on your back or on your stomach? it's easier for me on my stomach and i don't like penetration >.>

weirdest kink?

Ohhh I'm sorry you're right that is hard! XD Well if you ever find a cool ask meme, feel free to recc it to me!

You've done really well though, these are great questions XD

Feel free to respond and give your own answers to the same questions!! I'd love to hear ^^

1. Women for sure ^^ Especially older women. So pretty?? Boobs are so excellent??? And I crave the feeling of a cunt rubbing on mine ^^ The hornier I get though the more attracted to men I get til I'm just s o wet and slick and just need/am ready for a cock to ruin me 👅

I do have a huge professor kink though and that is usually a guy in my fantasies ^^ (I have a huge thing for Callahan in Legally Blonde the musical ver XD 😅😅 that v o i c e! XDD )

Oh and werewolves. Ughhh, a big Werewolf cock ravaging me would be so perfect XD

2. For real!! Not with my existing best friend (she's aroace ^^ I'm aro for the record) but if I could meet someone/some people new in real life who are interested in that then that would be 👌 Awesome.

3. I used to own a lil pink bullet but it died on me ): I have been d y i n g to go back to the store and get something new (maybe a suction toy!! I really wanna try new stuff on myself. Get real dirty 😇) but I'm just so busy at the moment 😅

4. I masturbate on my back, propped up on a pillow, or sitting up with my back to the bathtub and my feet propped up on the wall ^^ Though I have done it on my stomach before like you, I just find it easier on my back to reach. I tried standing in the shower 🚿 the other day, too- didn't work. Very sad 😅 I've also grinded on my pillows before which was soooooo good, fuck, but I just feel self conscious about that!

5. Weirdest kink... hmmmmmmmmm... furry stuff? There are some really good twitter accounts that make this beautiful animated art of, like, built anthropomorphic bulls and bears with huge leaky cocks burying themselves in eachother and that puts me over the edge pretty often XD Only cocks I've ever wanted to put my mouth on 👅👅👅