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the worst song of all time is. I AM THE GRINCH from illumination's the grinch featuring benedict cumberbatch
#I am the grinch/cindy loo who#I live in who/ville who are you#I have a dog/his name is max#He coffee my cup/that is a fact#<- ACTUAL FUCKING LYRICS#WORST SONG IVE EVER HEARD#when it starts you don't even expect a rap it sounds like instrumental credits music or whatever#then dude starts throwing bars out of nowhere
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When I was a kid, my biggest fear was the Grinch.
Hairy green, long, bony fingers, crumbling jagged yellow nails, snatching up every last crumb of Christmas-meaning, the Grinch was my BIGGEST fear and greatest excitement as a child. Every Christmas, when I was a kid, one family tradition was to watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), directed by Ron Howard.
My mom would make a fresh batch of hot chocolate on the stove with little marshmallows, and bake snowman Pillsbury cookies. I was a true fan of holiday cookies but at Christmas, I always hid some extras under my pillow and behind my books on my bookshelf in case the Grinch left Whoville and came to my home.
The sinister, stealthy mind of the Grinch evaded my two older sisters. So, it was just me and Cindy Loo Who who worried about our cookies being devoured and presents being stolen. The Grinch’s evil demeanor, yellow eyes, and green hairy body crept into my nightmares. I could even smell his foul breath!
My parents insisted that we stop watching the movie because of my night terrors, but somehow Christmas wasn’t complete without it. I was full of popcorn, cookies, and anticipation. The most mesmerizing scene was when the Grinch broke into the village home refrigerators and stole the food for the holiday feast, in a big fat sack. I secretly, wouldn’t have minded if he took our Brussel sprouts though.
One cold December night I sat up, startled in my bed. My bedroom door handle was twisting. My little heartbeat me into a cold sweat. All I could do was pull my covers over my head. I couldn’t see much but I heard shuffling getting louder. I closed my eyes and imagined my happy place at the playground, eating cookies. The noise stopped.
“I’m the grinch,” it growled, “I am here to take you, Sophia.”
The Grinch was going to take me to his lair and lock me up, where no one could hear me but the walls that would echo my screams. I sprinted across my bed over the end of my white cast iron bed frame. All I could see was a big green blob. My flight response delivered me across the hallway into my parents’ bed.
My mom collected, all six years of me in her arms and went to investigate. I knew the Grinch couldn’t fool my mom. We didn’t see the Grinch that night. In his place, we found our large innocent family Schnoodle George. He was wrapped, suspiciously, in a fuzzy green blanket. I never knew if it was the Grinch or my older sister’s who concocted such a devious plan - but either way - I knew his heart grew, and he never came back.
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@captivekinqs tagged me for a thing bc tink’s obsessed with me so. here it is.
nickname(s): I had some from friends in high school but these days it’s mostly Moll
star sign: virgo
height: 5′5
time right now: 11:13 am
favourite music artist: i have a million favorites? i’m still listening to little mix on repeat but i also love ‘castle on the hill’ by ed sheeran right now.
song stuck in your head: ever since I went to cyberdog in camden (over 5 yrs ago) I’ve had ‘just can’t get enough’ by depeche mode because that’s the song that played over the shopping montage when mary kate and ashley went to cyberdog in ‘winning london’
last movie watched: drop dead gorgeous. the only mockumentary that matters
last tv show watched: i’m currently watching a show on netflix called ‘murder files’ about british murderers
what are you wearing right now: nothing 😏
when did you create your blog: a friend from college told me to check out tumblr in 2010 i think? and i think i mentioned it to @bananadancing and she convinced me to join bc at that point i was obsessed with doctor who (sad).
what kind of stuff do you usually post: nothing of worth
do you have any other blogs: i have the blog i made when i went to london for my family to keep up with but that’s it
do you get asks regularly: neverrrrrrrr
why did you choose your url: it’s a nickname i had as a baby because i apparently looked like cindy loo who from how the grinch stole christmas and my first and middle name happened to rhyme
hogwarts house: ravenclaw
pokemon team: shit i forgot about that. the blue one. idk what the name is
average hours of sleep: 7-9.
lucky number: i have literally nothing lucky
favourite character: usually anyone being played by allison janney but also elle woods since i was about ten years old
how many blankets do you sleep with: depends on the weather. one if anything in the summer but could be as much as 4 in the winter
following: 758 bc i’m a hoarder
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