#I am telling you if I enabled the mermaid gene I am sticking a feather in my cap and calling it macaroni.
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These strange veiled threats come to my address.
Don't you understand you're stuck in the fifth realm of Muhammad philosophy and I'm pushing 131 all day and all night
#magnetic prime#why would someone wish for a magnetic earth#that is like wishing you had a brain to make a wish#I am telling you if I enabled the mermaid gene I am sticking a feather in my cap and calling it macaroni.#you're so perfect just flapping your legs together....man you really got me#at that moment I think to myself how goddamn perfect she is#she's like kiss?#I'm like yeah#finding a 77 to snuggle in together#me: we're laying on top of each other here#looking up and out the window#you having no clue what sound sounds like#the walkie talkie neg#like no you say I'm like for real#me: watch this I make him carry that so I can morse code and give away his position#technically I had you in the backseat of Grandpa's car first it would seem#years later I am like she's so upper class she wouldn't like my car#she did#like it I mean#did you ever drive by the parking lot to look at it#so many random thoughts of inviting you and shooting that down every time#it would not have been like the babby bitch the jew brought to my room no....I would have to kick him out#I wonder what I would have done about having a soaking mess though#I would have figured it out ... hey can you hang out and do laundry...I will eat you out in the laundry room 😏#yes I will let you suck too#me looks at my pile of laundry....me looks at you#come on....your every woman's Jane to me wash them throw it in with your load#me: why are you so obsessed with my mother#I'm like I don't care go hang out with her just make sure my lunch is ready on time.#I had standards set for what I expect out of a gf and sister apparently
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