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If You Also Live In America

Tomorrow is election day - whether you voted yet or not. To everyone on whatever side you are on. Please be safe. Please be sane. Please don't set shit on fire. Please, I do not want to see a lot of people needing bailed out of jail. Please, please remember that whether you agree with your neighbors or not, you are probably still going to be living next to them on Wednesday morning.

Please take care of yourselves.

Please try to be kind.

Please vote if you can. But please don't be crazy people.

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And after a while you just stop. You stop watering your plants. You stop watching netflix. You stop reading. You stop replying to your friends as fast as you used to. You stop buying yourself nice things. You stop putting an effort into how you look. You stop taking care of yourself like you used to. You stop sleeping. You stop eating healthy foods. You stop petting your dog. You stop socializing.

You stop with everything. You find yourself sitting in your room for hours on end, without doing a single thing. Days feel like years. And you think you can’t do it for much longer.

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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Draw new cat art

No.

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Lucius Fox must be having SUCH a bad time if he knows Bruce Wayne’s secret identity because now he has to sit through board meetings next to a man who he knows broke sixteen bones between two henchmen last night because they didn’t give Batman the hideout address fast enough but is somehow patient and self-controlled enough to let Lisa from WE Accounting rip into him without even twitching.

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Beanie in a hat for halloween because he outgrew his bat wings 🖤🩵🖤🩵🖤

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imagine being the guy trying to rob a pharmacy or something on Halloween in Metropolis and you shove a gun in the pharmacist's face, demand cash, and scare the shit out of everyone standing in line. except for one man dressed in a Superman costume, who's been patiently waiting between two other Supermen and whose costume, upon closer examination, is really detailed.

"Nice costume," the robber sneers when the Superman tries to convince him to put down the gun and leave. "Get the fuck out of my face. You think putting on some tights makes you some kinda superhero?"

"Thanks," the Superman says, with a sunny, genuine smile. "But it's not a costume."

A hand reaches out, two fingers gently tipping the barrel of the gun toward the floor. Up close, the fabric of his uniform sleeve ripples under the lights, made up of a thousand tiny scales.

"Hey Bill?" Superman asks, voice pitched low. "Do me a favor, yeah? Put the gun down before someone gets hurt."

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Danny is going to college. His mom, dad, and (creepily enough) Vlad are all very concerned. Concerned that some floozy is going to seduce their (god)son away from his studies.

So they gift him the car of his dreams.

And plaster their faces on it.

It's permanent.

It also alerts them if he gets the faces removed, and he isn't sure how they did that, because it isn't a ghost.

But everywhere he drives, the faces of his (god) parents glare at everyone around him.

That being said, he's opted for the wonders of public transport. And leaving his car in high crime areas.

Problem; because his car is so fucking noticeable, every time someone tries to steal it or steal from it, the local hero knows exactly who to deliver it to.

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Damian: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Damian: good night tree

Damian: good night ghosts only i can see

Dick, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

*Later*

Dick, still shaking and mumbling under his breath: ghosts? martha? Thomas?

Jason, walks around a corner:

Dick:*Screams*

Dick: oh its just you. thought Dami was right about the gohsts for a minute.

Jason: he is

Dick: what?

Jason: what?

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Happy Halloween!

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One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

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I managed to finish an update for Ghoulies And Ghosties. In time for Halloween!

Posted on landboundstar-writing blog

Please check it out and see John and Lady Gotham.

Honestly, I feel like the next section is going to continue this. But if felt like a good break.

But part 7 is up!