hi hello i am SO here to provide remy smut requests. reader gets jealous of bella donna flirting with remy so he has to remind her who his girl REALLY is (also she totally hears them)
Here it is, cher. I had so much fun writing this! Thank you so much for the request. I'm feral for this man.
https://www.tumblr.com/alexsnerdycorner/760914533755813888/youre-my-girl
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Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him
'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'
'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'
'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'
'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'
'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'
And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.
When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'
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i just wanna say thank you to Sebastian Stan for giving us this because now people keep saying that this is what Lee Bodecker looks under that sheriff uniform and oh fuck, now i can't stop thinking about it.
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am I going insane or is this another great writing parallel?
we can hug Astarion in act 2, when he's being his honest vulnerable self without the overly flirty facade
and we can hug him at the reunion but only as spawn... when it's again his honest real self
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I was skimming the books to freshen up on canon, and I have been noticing a trend with Remus in DH where he tends to start shouting or speaking too loudly when he is overly excited or nervous and I think that is the cutest thing ever omg I love him so much
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soft sex with gentle m!dom arthur morgan :((
just imagine him coming home late at night and you’re just not feeling well and he can tell. he approaches you and hugs you from behind
“what’s a’matter, baby?” he’ll ask while pressing his lips to the top of your head
you squirm and then it clicks
“we haven’t uh…. in a while right?” he laughs sheepishly and helps you to your feet and brings you to the bedroom.
he’ll help you strip, praising your body the entire time
“so beautiful, baby… i missed seein’ you like this” he peppers soft kisses all over your soft belly as he slides your clothes off
soon enough he has you seated on his face, his hands digging into the fat of your thighs. your mouth is hanging open in pleasure as your fingers tangle in his hair. his tongue is working fast, nearly making you cum until he stops.
“if you’re gonna cum i want it on my cock” he says sternly before gently guiding you onto the bed.
you stare at his dick, it was hard and dripping pre. he needed you
he lays you down on your belly and gently gropes your ass “this okay, baby?” you nod and he continues
you feel his tip start to prod at your entrance which makes you shudder.
“love you s’much, darlin’… need you s’bad” he mumbles before slowly sliding inside you
he lets out a deep groan, his grip on your asscheek tightens almost painfully which makes you whine
“y’okay?” he stops and releases his grip, gently rubbing circles on your bare flesh. you nod, your fingers gripping the sheets. he smiles softly and continues.
he begins to thrust soft and slow, cooing in your ear as his painfully slow pace continues “doing so good, baby… my favourite girl…” you whine at his brutal pace which makes him chuckle
“you want me to speed up, huh?” he teases before pressing his lips to your neck softly. you whine louder “i know baby, i know. just let me…” he pulls out and flips you onto your back, pressing your legs up to your chest. your stomach folds as your thighs press into it. arthur wastes no time in reinserting himself into you.
you cry out as he reaches deeper parts of you. he can’t hold back anymore. his pace quickens, his hips snapping into yours
you don’t even remembering cumming all you remember is him groaning in pleasure “good girl…. such a good girl”
i am having intense cowboy brainrot mhehehe
(my reqs are open!! pls send some rdr2 stuff plsplspls)
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G/t July : Thief
Mark is not a fan of dirty lil feral tromping around in his food. Its unhygienic.
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I love the idea of a human who can’t stand borrowing. Not because they care about stolen crumbs, or the invasion of their privacy, but just because the idea of someone handling their food is gross.
Do you let your human friends grab food off your plate with their bare hands? Would you eat food that they stepped on?
No. Of course not. Because its UNHYGENIC.
Also bonus points if anyone spies the lil reference.
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