#I am shorter and curvier instead

[curly-cottage-girl]

Having a gorgeous and talented mom is the best thing ever, and I always feel so proud of her whenever people say how much they love her, but I also feel like a small gremlin next to this tall beautiful queen whenever we’re together lol

[beels-burger-babe]

A Pain You'll Soon Regret - Pt. 1

***This...This is glorious. Oh ho, I will most definitely give you this fic @millenniumofpain! I will do so gladly! Thanks for sending in this great request!***

Poly!MC Summary: MC and the demon lords get in a fight resulting in MC leaving. They planned on going to Purgatory Hall until things cool off, but they never quite make it there. TW: Heavy Angst, Violence, I don't know what to tag this, but there is a pretty nasty verbal fight, Gore/Injury Part Two: HERE, Part Three: HERE, Part Four: HERE

You growled to yourself, angrily wiping tears from your face, as you marched away from the House of Lamentation, away from your partners.

Well, you said marching. It was more of a stumble what with the way your intoxicated brain could barely walk forward. You wished you could say you didn't know how things got like this, but the evidence had been there all along. It was in the slow build of tensions that increased and increased until they overflowed. It was in the way everyone would bite their tongues more and more frequently rather than communicating their thoughts.

Everyone had little things about the relationship between the eight of you that bothered them, and no one said a word until the words could no longer be held back.

It all started after you came back from clubbing way past curfew with Asmodeus.

The two of you were definitely drunk and were giggling messes as you did your best to hold the other up.

You both jumped when the hallway light turned on to reveal Lucifer and the others waiting there for you.

You bit back a sob as you thought of the vicious words that came out of their mouths.

"You're so reckless! Do you know what could've happened to a human like you this late at night in this state?! For Diavolo's sake MC, I expected this behaviour from Asmodeus, but I expected more from you!" Lucifer shouted Asmodeus groaned and leaned against you. "We were just having some fun. It's my date night. Don't get your wings in a twist." Beelzebub glared at him. "Just because it's your date night with MC doesn't excuse you putting them in danger. You couldn't even defend yourself right now, forget about defending them!" You frowned and stepped forward. "Guys relax. Nothing happened." Mammon scoffed, "That's always how it is with you! You think that just because nothin' has happened to ya that it's fine. You ain't invincible MC. Gah, it's like you're just throwin' ya self into dangerous situations just to get us to come to save ya again!" Satan raised an eyebrow at Mammon's comments and crossed his arms over his chest. "Maybe that's what they want. Attention. Is that the real reason why you keep being so reckless?" he tsks and scowls at you, "If you wanted attention MC you could've asked one of your seven boyfriends." You looked at them all with wide eyes. "Wha- I do NOT do all of this for attention!" Levi snarled, "Then why do you do it? Huh? Why else would you get drunk in one of the most notorious clubs in the Devildom? Why else would you date all seven of the Lords of the Devildom?" You stepped back as though you had been slapped by Levi's words. You glanced around at the others, but no one rose to your defence. You met Belphie's gaze hoping, that maybe as the only one to have not spoken up, that he'd be on your side. He just snickered and gave you a perplexed look. "What? Don't expect me to step in. You got yourself in this mess." You stood shocked and hurt; almost unwilling to believe that your partners, the people who you thought loved you unconditionally, verbally attacked you. Anger bubbled and boiled inside of you until you couldn't contain it anymore. "If you guys have such a problem with it, then maybe I won't depend on you anymore! I'm reckless, yeah, I admit, but I never did it for attention and I certainly never put myself in danger just so you all could play the hero," you turned your anger to Leviathan, "And in case you forgot, you all agreed to date me! I thought it was because you all loved me as much as I loved you but apparently fucking not! So if you don't mind, I'm going to leave now like the attention-driven child that you all think I am!"

Not your classiest moment, but you didn't care. It was clear you weren't wanted at the time, and you were too tired to handle the brutal words that they were throwing at you. So you left. Which brought you here, stumbling your way towards Purgatory Hall, drunk, and sobbing as you shivered from the cold Devildom air. You could just see the shape of the Hall ahead of you when you suddenly tripped and found yourself tumbling to the ground. You winced as you felt your knees and hands scrape against the ground. You groaned and turned yourself over to inspect the injuries. "Just when the night couldn't get any worse," "Well, well, well, what do we have here?" You stiffened as three demons came out of the woods around you and began circling you like vultures about to swoop in on their prey. The tallest one snickered. "Looks like the Lords' little pet strayed too far from its masters. Lucky us~"

A shorter, rounder one smiled sharply as drool trickled from its mouth. "Their loss, our gain," it leaned forward and inhaled deeply before sighing in pleasure. "Oh, get a whiff of that fear~ Just, delicious! Do you think it's true when they say that human tears really do add seasoning to its meat?" You tried to scramble away from it, as your heart pounded in your chest, but yelped as your back bumped against a curvier one. Its long nails dug into your shoulders as it secured its hands near your neck. "Only one way to find out." You were in trouble. These demons clearly had no intention of letting you go. You needed to get out of there before it was too late. You jammed the heel of your palms against the back of the wrists of the demon that holding you down, while you leaned backwards away from it. You were able to get just enough slack to roll away from the demon before jumping back to your feet. You were still surrounded, but at least now you weren't defenceless on the ground. Progress.

You did your best snarl, one that you and Mammon had jokingly practiced together one day, and glared fiercely at them. "Do you have any idea who you're messing with? I could have you all killed with just a snap of my fingers. You have one chance to run away, or I promise you that no one will ever be able to find your sorry corpses."

The tall one laughed and smirked at you. "And what exactly are you going to do? Scratch us with your blunt little nails? Bite us with your flat teeth?" The round one perked and began to hop excitedly. "Oh! Oh! Maybe they'll summon the lords to do it for them! Such a pathetic thing doesn't stand a chance on its own."

The curvy one wore a sickening grin as it leaned down mockingly at you. "So, you gonna call your guard dogs or what?"

You froze. You couldn't summon the brothers. Technically, you could, but not at this moment. Not after that fight. They had basically screamed at you about how they were tired of you getting yourself into situations exactly like this and then come crying to them for help. And what did you do? Take off and prove them right. They didn't want to be your heroes. They didn't want you.

You were on your own in this, and there was no way you could fight and win. Without a second thought, you turned towards Purgatory Hall and ran. The laughter of the demons rang behind menacingly. You barely got five steps away before a set of claws slashed deep into your ankle. You screamed out as you collapsed roughly to the ground, making your forehead against the dirt road.

You twisted onto your side to see the round demon drooling over your heavily bleeding leg with a nearly psychotic expression. "I love it when they try to run." That was the only warning you got before it sunk its razor-sharp teeth into your calf. You wailed loudly in pain as you used your other foot to try and kick the demon off of you, but it wasn't so willing to let go of its meal. The tall one grabbed your arm, bending you foreword as it roughly folded it behind your back. You cried out as you felt your shoulder pop out of its socket and nausea swirl in your stomach. "Not so tough now, are you?" It purred in your ear as it licked the tears off of your cheeks. You choked on your sobs as it roughly bit into the flesh on your collar, and weakly struggled in its grasp. "Let go of me! H-Help! Somebody! Help me!"

The curvy one finally approached you, burying its fingers into your hair before harshly yanking your head towards it. You screamed before it slapped its clawed hand across your face. Bile threatened to rise out of your throat as you felt your own blood drip down your cheek.

Spots began to blur your vision as the demon leered down at you with its menacing eyes. You felt your stomach drop as a realization hit you. This was how you would die.

You whimpered as you thought of the brothers, and how you never got to even kiss them or tell them goodbye one final time. Hell, you didn't even get to see them smile at you. Instead, you were reminded that you could never be what they needed you to be.

You would die scared, in pain, and unloved.

The curvy demon laughed as it wrapped its hands around your throat. You struggled to breathe and whined as, for just a moment, you saw Belphegore choking you to death once more, and not this monster. You morbidly thought that it was only fitting for you to be killed the same way twice. The demon leaned closer to you, demanding that you meet its un-naturally yellow eyes as it smiled. "You realize it now don't you? That this is your death bed? That no one is coming for the pathetic little human. I bet no one would even-" Before it could finish its sentence a blindingly bright beam burst across the side of its face sending it flying across the ground. You could hear the other demon curse and began to take off as two voices shouted and more bright flashes were sent in their direction. As your vision began to fade, you saw tear-filled, innocent blue eyes look down at you and a small mouth framed by chubby cheeks try to speak. But it was too late. With a final whine, you felt your eyes roll to the back of your skull and your mind plummet into darkness. ***This request is just evil and I love it. There will be a part two. So stay tuned for more pain. Hope you enjoyed it @millenniumofpain! Thank you for allowing me to write this!!***

[jamespotterthefirst]

Cariño (Ethan x f!MC)

Book: Open Heart, Book 3 Pairing: Dr. Ethan Ramsey x F!MC (Dr. Lilac Allende) Word count: 2K Premise: After their confessing their feelings to one another, everyone can see something has changed. Set in book3, Chapter 11.

Author’s Note: More outsider POVs. This girl loved them and will probably never stop writing them. 

* “cariño” just means “dear” or “love” in Spanish

Grace

The placid, teal waters of the lagoon glimmer like a cluster of diamonds, blending into a breath-taking gradient with the pink swirls of sunrise. Grace attempts to take a picture, but a measly phone camera will never be enough to capture the splendor.

Instead, she takes in a deep breath, convinced such a view is worth getting up early for after a late night of drinking and dancing.

“Nothing… is… worth this, Ethan,” a breathless voice says from nearby, interrupting the silence on the otherwise deserted beach.

“Doctor Allende, I am shocked at you,” a male voice responds. “You know the benefits of regular exercise as well as any other physician.”

It's a young and rather attractive couple jogging down the shore. At least, the taller of the two figures seems to be jogging. The shorter, curvier one is slouching over, dragging their feet against the sand.

“Try to keep up, Lilac.”

As they approach, Grace immediately recognizes them from the previous night at Ines and Angie's reception. Their attractive features would have been enough to make them memorable, but what Grace remembers the most is the long, lingering looks they would cast one another from across the venue.

Now, they move side by side, the tall, handsome man clad in only swimming trunks, his broad shoulders and toned muscles glistening in the first glimmers of sunlight. The pretty brunette at his side wears a bright one-piece that has no right looking so flattering, her dark hair swaying in a high ponytail.

“Jogging isn't exercise. It's a form of medieval torture,” the young woman returns, panting after every other word.

“And you say I'm the dramatic one,” he returns with a chuckle.

Lilac, not listening, slows her steps until she stops entirely, hands on her knees as she tries to catch her breath. Ethan rolls his eyes but laughs nonetheless, retracting his steps to return to her side.

“Fine,” he concedes. “You win. No more jogging for today.”

At the words, the brunette recovers miraculously, straightening and shooting him a flirtatious smile. Her companion watches her, as though her unbridled delight is the most precious rarity in the world. When he seems unable to fight the urge any longer, he pulls her to him with a roguish half smile that has even Grace's knees trembling.

Without much preamble or regard for who might be watching, he kisses her, his hands moving to cradle her face.

Grace tries to glance away, giving them as much privacy as possible, but the stark difference from last night captures her attention entirely. At the wedding, there was something quiet and restrained about the way they longed for each other. Today, there is freedom and unabashed happiness in every movement, in every smile, in every small gesture of affection.

“Now will you take pictures?” Lilac asks him, adding a flutter of her lashes to plead her case.

“Was that your only motive for accepting my invitation to exercise? Pictagram worthy shots?”

“You're a Pictagram worthy shot,” she returns without missing a beat, pulling their bodies close again and sealing the coy statement with a kiss.

Ethan does not need much more persuading after that. Despite the groan he lets out, he agrees far too quickly for a man who spends the following two minutes criticizing social media.

At last, he willingly becomes the subject of many of his girlfriend's photographs, even following her directions of different poses. He visibly enjoys the role of photographer when it's finally his turn to take pictures of her. Grace doesn't blame him in the least since Lilac works that camera with captivating poses.

“Now us together,” Lilac says after a while. The words are rushed, as though knowing what the answer will be.

“Absolutely not. No more selfies.”

He takes many selfies with her.

“Excuse me,” Grace says after watching her struggle to capture the beautiful lagoon behind them. “Sorry to interrupt but would you like me to take your picture?”

Lilac appears delighted by the offer, accepting and smiling at Grace so brightly that she too would agree to arduous photoshoots if she asked.

“Alright, say 'cheese.'” Grace lifts the phone Lilac gives her, careful to include the beautiful scenery in the shot.

Ethan looks as though he'd rather be dragged off by a shark than to say the word.

A millisecond before Grace takes the picture, however, Lilac cranes her neck to kiss his cheek, murmuring something in his ear. Whatever it is makes Ethan's smile rival the rising sun on the horizon.

Tobias

Ethan peers down at the coral drink in his companion’s hand, his brow furrowed as though the mere existence of so much color in an alcoholic drink offends him. Tobias watches from the end of the poolside bar with interest, keeping his urge to laugh at bay. Such a visceral reaction to a fun drink is so characteristic of his ex friend that Tobias can hardly help his amusement.

“What the hell is that?” Ethan is asking her.

Lilac Allende is not as successful in biting back her own amusement. She laughs at once, as though she expected such a reaction from him.

“Sex on the beach,” she answers, her voice a husky little pronouncement that is meant to weaken the will of even the strongest of beings. Paired with a lazy, deliberate nail up his arm and the world renowned Ethan Ramsey doesn't stand a chance.

Tobias, still unnoticed by the couple, gives an impressed nod, respecting her game.

“I—” Ethan stammers.

He puts on a brave attempt at impassiveness after this but even Tobias can see the doctor’s ears brighten with color.

“You want to—” His voice drops an octave. “Again?”

“It's the name of the drink, Ramsey,” she informs him in a would-be innocent voice. It's promptly spoiled by her laughter at Ethan's utterly stunned expression.

“You're an unabashed tease, Allende.”

“Yeah, but you love me for it.”

Tobias pauses at the word, uttered so confidently. He almost expects a grimace from his old friend, maybe a hasty change in the conversation. But Ethan surprises him thoroughly by smirking down at the brunette, an expression of pure adoration on his face.

“You're right,” Ethan whispers close to her ear. His voice drops so low that Tobias doesn't catch what he tells her next.

Much to Tobias's continued surprise, the usually confident and vivacious young doctor blushes.

The couple spends the following moments murmuring words that are too low for anyone nearby to hear. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the content of their quiet conversation ranges from nauseatingly romantic to explicit.

They are interrupted by the arrival of one of Dr. Allende's friends, a short and exuberant resident whose name Tobias hadn't learned yet. After Ethan's reassurances that he will catch up in a few, they depart toward the beach where a group of grinning young doctors awaits.

“Never thought I'd see the serious and private Ethan Ramsey engage in PDA.”

If Ethan is surprised to see Tobias occupying a seat nearby, he does a masterful job at masking it. Unfazed, he simply stares at Tobias, willing him to get to the point.

“I knew you two were together thanks to the rumor mill, but I didn't realize it was this serious.”

Ethan narrows his eyes, the only hint of a reaction from him. For all of Tobias's suave swagger, the mistrust he sees in the other doctor's expression stings more than he'd ever admit out loud. He shouldn't have expected any less after all the years laden with dishonesty between both men.

Still, Tobias raises his hands in defeat, letting out a laugh that is not entirely genuine.

“Just trying to make some friendly conversation,” he tells him.

Ethan turns away to face the glass of scotch before him, as though it serves as a more superior conversation partner than Tobias. Knowing when to throw in the towel, Tobias takes his drink and prepares to move away.

“Things are… different,” Ethan finally says before Tobias can move.

It's not much but for Ethan Ramsey, that is as good an olive branch as he'll ever get.

“Lilac is…”

“Different?” Tobias finishes for him.

Even as friends, they were never poetic or sentimental. But Tobias understands the depth behind the single word without further explanation.

“I can see that,” Tobias continues with a small chuckle. “It's obvious to anyone that knows you that she's special.”

Ethan looks at him then, a flicker of surprise on his otherwise impenetrable expression.

“It's nice to see you happy.”

The words leave Tobias before he has any consciousness of forming them. He is shocked—far more than Ethan in that moment—to find he means them.

Naveen

The spell cast by a vacation in a beautiful, faraway place comes to a close as their departure time trickles near. Lamenting this fact, Naveen rounds the corner of the unfamiliar hotel hallway.

He knows better than anyone of the challenges that lay ahead for them as they return to Bloom Edenbrook. He also knows that most of those challenges will be endured by his protégé. What worries him the most is how Ethan will face the strife that is still to come.

Naveen’s steps soon come to a halt a few rooms down when the door to Ethan's room opens.

“...that we got everything, babe.”

Lilac Allende emerges, unaware of Naveen and speaking over her shoulder as she hauls her luggage into the hall. She pauses in the hallway, rummaging through her purse.

“So you decided on 'babe' then?” Ethan asks dryly, appearing at her side with his own suitcase in tow.

“You decided,” Lilac returns cheerfully turning to face him.

“How do you figure I did that exactly?”

“Last night, before we fell asleep. I informed you we had a very important decision to make,” Lilac recounts quite seriously. “I asked you what you wanted me to call you.”

Ethan nods, playfully feigning interest as though they're discussing the specifics of a particularly difficult case.

“I laid out all the possible pet names and you chose 'babe'.”

“I have no recollection of doing that.”

“I told you it was down to 'bear', 'lamb chop', or 'babe'.”

Much to Naveen's amusement, Ethan grimaces at the list of pet names, his expression growing more horrified with each one.

“Just call me your usual ones in Spanish.”

“Oh, I will, cariño. I have a whole list of those ready. Lucky for you, I’m bilingual so you’re getting both. Babe was the one that got the quietest grunt from you, so I assumed that's the one you decided on. But if you'd rather I call you 'bear', then I have no—”

Ethan, who had been watching her with such a lovestruck expression since the word “cariño”,  calls her bluff in the form of a kiss. All pretense vanishes as Lilac melts into the kiss, smiling blissfully against his lips.

“We should leave now if we want to make our flight,” Ethan says, breaking apart with a sigh. “Here. I'll take these.”

He grips the handle of her suitcase, ready to pull it along with his own.

“Thanks, babe,” she says with a wink, emphasizing the last word.

Ethan rolls his eyes but smiles—a rare, genuine smile Naveen only sees when he's around Lilac.

“It's growing on you, isn't it?”

“Perhaps,” Ethan concedes. “Or maybe I'd let you call me whatever you want.”

Lilac laughs, delighted.

“I'd be careful in awarding Dr. Allende that much power,” Naveen says to make his presence known.

The couple turns to look at him, Lilac with an amicable smile and Ethan with a resigned sigh.

“Too late for that,” Lilac responds brightly.

At that, Naveen laughs in agreement much to Ethan's chagrin.

“Is there something you needed or were you just prying?” Ethan asks though not unkindly.

It is a rare sight, though a pleasant one, to see them simply be with one another, all guards down. By Naveen's observations, they are always the picture of professionalism at Edenbrook—at least to the public eye. But now, as they stand side by side, fearless and unapologetic in their affection, Naveen realizes his concern for Ethan was in vain.

“The reason for my visit seems pointless now,” he admits with a small chuckle.

Ethan raises his brows, unconvinced.

“Forgive the interruption,” Naveen goes on. Before he turns to leave, he offers them a barely restrained grin. “And for the record, Ethan, I would have chosen 'lamb chop.'”

Author’s Note: I finally wrote in my hc that MC calls Ethan babe ironically (and to annoy him) at first but they end up liking it as time goes on lol. 

Thank you so much for reading this! 

Thank you @aestheticartsx​​ for pre-reading!

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Exo as Yandere (based on Venus and Mars signs)

(I personally think that astrology reveals a lot about a person and I think it’s interesting to look into an idols’ chart to predict how they could be.  As a writer, I tend to keep a person’s chart in mind when creating their character but in no way am I saying that they are like this.  We don’t know Exo’s precise birth-times and this is a fictional scenario.  Please no bitching in my inbox.  Please enjoy and share your thoughts~)

Kim Minseok

{Venus in Aquarius}

He was probably a friend to you in the beginning but somehow worked his way into much, much more.

Aquarius has a reputation for being aloof or detached but they’re very good at analyzing and manipulating.  His yandere is almost never detected bc he’s so good at hiding it.

Venus is what we are attracted to.  So with his Venus in Aquarius we know he tends to like people who are unconvententional or unique for some reason. 

Your race, your hair, your style ect… chances are it’s very different from the societal norm he’s used to.  

Probably has a thing for foriengers

Big Age gaps too, doesn’t mind if you’re a baby to him or a milf but he will almost always end up with one or the other.

At first he wouldn’t realize that he was obsessed with you.  

He would just tell himself that you’re a very interesting person and it’s normal for him to want to know more about you.

But eventually he’ll come to terms with it when he finds himself stalking and or emotionally manipulating you.  

I think hes very big on stalking tbh.  the reason why I think this is because his moon is in pisces and they tend to grow overly-attached to people. Mix that with his venus and mars in aquarius and you get someone who has an intense need to be near you and ALSO has the stealth and smarts to follow you around whilst being undetected.  

The Lightbulb would go off when he’s crouched behind a bush to watch you or something and he’ll be like “......damn, I’m in too deep.”

Knows that stalking can be very inconvenient and risky so eventually it’ll bleed into him bugging your phone, car, watch ect.  

Just to keep tabs on your locations.  he’s become accoustemed to your usual spots so if he sees you at an unfamiliar address then he’ll physically track you down.

Really good at tugging on your heart-strings.  His moon in Pisces tells me that he knows how to play with emotions and his aquarius side uses that to his advantage.  

but he’s very subtle and you could never call it out if you wanted to bc he’s just so good.

“Well, it’s just after all I’ve done for you I thought maybe....”

“I just want what’s best for you.  Would you rather have someone who has the worst intentions?”  

“God knows what would’ve happen to you if I wasn’t there for you.”

{Mars in Aquarius}

I’m not saying freaky sex but, uh.....freaky sex

it’s hard to nail down the kinks of a mars in  aquarius bc they could be into ANYTHING.  

All we know is that they are attracted to the taboo and unconventenal so the kinks are almost always weird and unsuspecting.  

Boy could be into feet for all we know.....

Anyways, as for the yandere side of him....Minseok doesn’t get mad bc he knows that tantrums are unproductive and can raise red flags

He gets clever.

he knows that the minute you pick up on his obsession with you, it’s over.  therefore he always has Plans A through Z prepared 

Most mars in aquarius don’t get jealous but I think Minseok is an eception given he has some pisces in him.  

he feels so deeply for you.

Yes, I think he can and will kill those that get too close to his beloved.  

But he would never be to obvious about it.  

A friend starts flirting with you and crosses some boundaries?  No worries, Minseok is patient enough to wait for the perfect time to strike. 

could be next week, month or year but he’s ready all the same 

he’s a fan of making it look as if his victims died in freak accidents

Like a guy will be fixing a car and minseok will just walk over and release the thing that keeps the car up so the guy gets crushed.  

Or accidently tampering with some brakes...

Or stealing someone’s carbon monoxide detector so poisonous gas can slowly seep into their home.....

Maybe switching up some medications to cause some accidental overdoses

Creative deaths that he enjoys planning and can almost never be traced back to anyone bc they don’t even look like murders.

Punishments?

Minseok doesn’t like getting his hands dirty much less putting them on you.

But he does enjoy playing mind games. 

he likes making you dependent on him so whenever you act up, he’ll just remove his support system so you can see exactly how much you need him.  

You’ll never even suspect his yandere, and that’s just how he wants it.

Kim Junmyeon

{Venus in Cancer}

Junmyeon has the ‘boy next door’ vibe and he wants nothing more than to find the ‘girl next door’

Whenever he sees a girl/boy that looks just perfect to bring home to his family, he simply melts and falls in love

Attracted to slightly younger or same age partners.

Likes smooth and lighter skin, BOOB man, long dark hair, shorter than him, curvier bodies.  

All the things listed above make him drool 

Also he’s someone who prefers traditional Korean partners (sorry but some people have a preference for partners with the same cultural background)

Cancer is the sign of motherhood and that’s exactly what he’s looking for- the future mother of his kids.  

So his yandere side probably developed when your relationship steadily grew serious.  

the more time he spends with you, the more he gets delusional about how your life will be with him.

You catch him calling himself your husband like three months into dating him.  

because in his mind you guys are already like an old married couple.  

Probably went ahead and introduced himself to your parents before you even got the chance to.  You wouldn’t notice until your mom mentions how sweet Junmyeon was when he took her out last week and you’re like  “....what the fuck?  I hadn’t even brought him home yet.”

Junmyeon is a textbook over-thinker and the epitome of an A type personality.  

He has everything planned out about your future.  

the wedding venue, the house you guys will settle in, how many kids you’ll have.  He has it all down to a tee

Very Overprotective of you.

has an obsession with being your white knight so he’s always jumping at every chance to protect or save you.

Even if these so-called ‘threats’ aren’t really threats....

He’s too gentlemanly to get violent with someone.

But he is very good at being passive-aggressive and pulling people aside to have friendly ‘chats’

And if those ‘chats’ don’t work then he’ll just have to pay someone to get his message across.  

has a burner phone for his hired hitmen

very into gender roled.  idk how to explain it but he wants to be the ‘man’ and get all the doors for you, pay for everything, take the initiave during sex or affection.  He’s not sexist so much as he enjoys old style romance.

You would have to be a fool to not pick up on his overzealousness of you.  So on a small scale you are aware that there is a yandere side to him, but he’s so kind that you just rationalize it as him being clingy and over-romantic

{Mars in Cancer}

Overall, Junmyeon is vanilla in bed but very sensual.  

the type to hold your hand and whisper praises in your ear while it’s going down.

mars in cancer leads me to suspect one weird kink; impregnation.  he’s just really into the idea of you having his kids. I don’t know if he’s even aware of it but he does get turned on by the idea of breeding and he’ll catch himself feeling a certain way when you guys don’t use a condom.

He’s also attracted to the supple parts of a woman.  Like the boobs, softer tummy and the fleshy thighs/butt

wouldn’t mind a slightly chubby s/o for these reasons.

junmyeon doesn’t really get angry unless your safety or future with him is tampered with.

Like while other yanderes would flip out at other people looking at their beloved, Junmyeon doesn’t care bc ofc he’s aware that you’re very attractive and he can’t control all the wandering stares.  

However if someone were to tell you that they don’t think you and Junmyeon were a good fit and perhaps you should look elsewhere...

heads will roll...

How dare someone try to jeoprodize all he had planned by getting into your head?!  Don't they know that you and Suho are the perfect couple?

Addicted to spoiling you bc his mars in cancer makes it so that he enjoys providing for his loved ones

He’s very big on couple outfits bc it’s another way of rubbing everyones’ face in how happy you two are.

Doesn’t punish you bc he worships you and it’ll ruin the image of marital bliss if he put his hands on you 

Instead he convinces himself that it’s someone else who got into your head and is making you act up

“Darling, I know that someone filled your pretty head with useless garbage.  Why don’t you just tell me who it is and I can have a talk with them.”

He likes having your friends over for dinner and stuff bc he loves the idea of you and him being the ‘mom and dad’ of the group.  

ALWAYS offering relationship advice to his single friends like, “Well when stuff like that happens what me and Y/n do is....”

His moon is in gemini and I think he is totally capable of living two different lives.  if he plays his card right, you’ll never find out about how  sinister your ‘perfect’ hubby actually is

In general, he is a soft and clingy yandere who you would think is harmless.  But those shady contacts in his burner phone tell a different story.

Yixing

{Venus in Virgo}

Lay adores innocence in a partner. 

Virgo is the ‘virgin’ so he’s attracted to the image of purity because of this. 

turn ons: younger partners, shorter and petite statures, big watery eyes, feminine clothing and manners, high pitched voices

He is also slightly obsessed with the idea of living in a fairy tale romance with you.

Most likely fell in love with you at first sight

Not the type to slowly develop a friendship with you into a relationship.

No, he makes his intentions known right off the bat.  

he will be with you.

Virgo is very analytical and he’s constantly planning ahead and reading way too much into your words/actions.

Sweeps you off your feet everytime he takes you out.  even if he’s just taking you out to dinner he’ll bring along a thoughtful gift to ensure you never forget how serious he is about you.

probably has a secret notebook that he has to take notes about you.  

“she mentioned that her laptop has been acting slow lately.  I should write down to get her a new one.”

“her face cringed when I mentioned cats.  I should document that for later until I know exactly what that means.”

Yixing is like a rentlesless student whose dedicated to studying you.  

he probably has a stash for momentos of you.

has pictures saved from your old social media accounts from like years before he even knew you.

he’s not a violent or obvious yandere bc his virgo side has already calculated the risks if he ever slipped up and he’d go crazy if he lost you. 

Therefore he’s gotten really good at hiding how infatuated he truly is with you.  

Doesn’t mean that there aren’t little slip ups

Sometimes you’ll be telling him something and he’ll say something that he shouldn’t know.  

You: “So when I was studying at-”  “(Blank) university, right?”  “Yeah....wait how did you know that?”  

When that happens he always just tries to play it off as if you already told him that information but you never recall these conversations. 

But he always changes the topic before you could prod any further.

{Mars in Libra}

In the bed he’ll be whatever you want him to be.

You’re a dom?  He’ll be your sub.  you’re a sub?  he’ll be your dom.  

Your kinks are his now too.

Libras are people pleasers and your sex life is basically just him worshiping and serving you.

he also never looses his temper with you, or anyone for that matter.

Libras are clever and charming and not known for being very emotional, so he has all of his yandere in control.

He rather work the people around you and plant a seed in your head if you ever suspect anything.

“Y/n, if I truly was crazy then how come all your family and friends love me?”

“baby, it’s all in your head.  Do I really look like the type of guy to do all those things that you’re accusing me of?”

“Fine leave me. But just know taht you’ll never find someone as good as me.  and your friends agree witht that too.”  

He won’t kill other people but he will blackmail.

He’s very good at getting information so if someone is getting a little too close to you he’ll just dig up some dirt and confront them with it.  

If that doesn’t dork he’ll just try to change your prespective of said person by casually bringing up how ‘foul’ they are.  

Doesn’t punish you bc he’s not your father.  As obsessed as he is with you, he still considers you both equals in the relationship.  

Soft yandere for you.  

Having placements in libra and virgo make it so that he’ll do anything to make you happy.  

Just say the word and he’s on it.  

Some yanderes try to force their signifact other into being the ‘perfect lover’ but Yixing is different.  

He’ll change the very foundation of who he is just to make you happy. 

Byun Baekhyun

{Venus in Taurus}

Enjoys older partners, prefers sexy over cute bc he’s attracted to mature people

Lives for curves.

Like Suho, he also enjoys the more supple parts of the female body.  Boobs, softer tummy, fleshy thighs and bigger butts.  

very sensual bc Taurus is about feeling physical pleasures so he’s constantly holding you or touching you ins ome way, shape or form.  

Weird but since Taurus needs to feel to truly get close to someone, the more skinship he has with you the more yandere he becomes.  

very possessive bc Taurus tends to view loved ones in terms of personal posessions.

You belong to him and he will have the biggest hissy fit if someone else is touching you 

Your dates are more homely bc Baekhyun is a homebody and he wants to enjoy you in a place free of distractions.  

Also in-home dates mean more cuddling for him.  

I cannot stress enough how important physical affection is to him.

He needs it to live.

Clingiest yandere.  

Because he’s so possessive I def see him trying to control what you wear and who you talkt to

But he’s very sly about it and tries to put in a perspective that makes him look like a thoughtful boyfriend.

“Don’t take this the wrong way but theres tons of cat callers in the city and I don’t want anyone making you uncomfortable.  Would you mind putting a sweater over that?”

“It’s just that friends are supposed to be supportive and if they’re not being supportive of your relationship...then maybe they’re not good friends?”

He’s not that delusional about you until you’re taken away from him.

Like let’s say you take a trip (without him) early in the relationship 

During the days you’re gone he’ll go I n s a n e

When he’s not blowing up your phone, he’s crying like crazy and working himself into paranoia frenzies about what could be happening to you.  

When you finally get back into his arms, he’s not leaving your side for days

Touch starved for you 24/7

He gets really grumpy when he’s not near you, so people think he’s a jerk if they meet him when he’s experiencing withdrawls.  

But if your by his side then he’s the sweetest angel ever. 

He’ s not good at manipulating so he doesn’t even bother trying.  he’ll be very straight up about all his yandere behavior bc he honestly sees nothing worng with it.

Like how the hell could he love you too much?  To him that sounds like bullshit.

{Mars in Aries}

very rough and fast in bed.  

Sex with him is either all night long or 15 minutes.  There is no in-between.  (His Taurus makes it so he loves long drawn out sex with lots of touching and praise, but his aries makes it so that he often gets horny and needs to get it out really soon.  thus, you also get quickies.)

mars in aries is a very interesting placement.  Mars is the planet of war and aries is a warrior sign.  Which means Baekhyun is one of the more brutal yanderes. 

I dare say Baekhyun enjoys pain during sex.  probably both giving and receiving.  

His anger issues are really bad.  

likes getting his hands dirty when getting rid of people.

His trademark is beating his victims for hours on endbefore finally killing them.  

Their bodies are always very hard to identify bc they’re always beaten so bad to a point of being unreconginazable.  

I don’t see him hurting you though.  He’s too in love to put his hands on you.  The only scenario is if you try to leave him, he might physically drag you back and rough house you a little bit.  

There’s two baekhyuns; the soft and clingy one that needs to be held by you in order to be happy

OR the explosive Baekhyun that thinks someone is trying to keep him away from you.

Weird but I think he likes bruises and marks .  

Whether it be from you during sex or one of his victims who fought back, he likes them all the same bc he has a slight fascination with violence.  

He also adores leaving marks on you too, if you let him ofc.  

His venus in tarus means he’s ultra jelous and possessive and his aries gives him the fire-power to fight back.  

With you, he’s in heaven.  And if someone tires to ruin that, he’ll raise hell.

Kim Jongdae

{Venus in Libra}

Likes girly partners.  

Docile, passive manners, pastel colors, feminine style 

Doesn’t have an age preference.  he appreciates aspects of younger and older partners so it’s really up in the air.

he is a very sociable and charming person so he falls for people who are also charismatic.

You have to be able to hold his attention.

he likes witty partners too, someone who can have quick comebacks and understand his sarcastic humor.

One of the chilliest yanderes tbh.  

He’s not controlling or overly jealous.  he’s more focused on getting you to like him.  

You can make an off-hand comment about how you think guys in sweaters are really cute.  

he’ll go out and buy 50 and make sure to wear one whenever you’re around.  

Even if it’s summer and he’s sweating like crazy, he’ll still endure it if it means being closer to your ideal type. 

Since you’re so captivating to him he can’t help but desperately try to get you to like him.  

It’s very important to him because you’re by far the most enchanting person he’s ever met and the thought of you not having a positive outlook of him fills him with dread.  

So his yandere side is based around how desperate he is to get you to feel the same about him as he does you.  

he’s a slave for you tbh.

he’s on your beck and call, he’d be so honored that you’d ask him to do anything for you

His friends and family may notice major behavior changes in him ever since he met you.  

He will immediately shed his own style to match yours.  

And he’ll start hanging out at all your usual spots.  

he’ll act like it’s a coincidence that he keeps running into you but in all honesty he’s practically staking out these places in hopes of seeing you there.  

As a boyfriend he’s extremely attentive and caring.  

One of those guys who knows you better than you know yourelf.

he’ll come by with chocolates, an electric blanket and pain medicine and you’re like”...what’s this?”  and he’ll just say “You’re period is coming soon, I wanted you to be prepared.”

When he’s with you he looses contact with the outside world.

Like it’s totally normal for him not to talk to his friends for weeks on end bc he’s so wrapped up in you.

{Mars in Cancer}

Vanila in bed but is probably a little subby.  

Praise.  I think he’s vocal in bed, his libra and cancer makes me think he’s very soft so I suspect lots of sweet nothings .  

Wants a family with you, it’s the great end-game.

Also big on providing for you bc he want a traditional family and that includes him working to support them.  

very protective of you.  

I don’t think he’s violent but he does loose his cool if he thinks someone is putting you in a dangerous situation or making you uncomfortable.

has a ‘damsel in distress’ complex with you and is always rushing to ‘save’ you

Your home is very sacred to him.  cancers are very touchy about their homes bc it’s their safe place so he’s not a fan of people just coming and going through your shared space.  

he doesn’t get angry at you.  

rather he self pitties and places the blame on him whenever things get tense between you two.  

“you’re absolutely right Y/n.  I’m so sorry.  I don’t know why you put up with me.”

“I know you deserve better but please just tolerate me for a little longer.  I swear I’ll work harder to become more deserving of you.”

Really good with twisting peoples words to get his desired affect. 

Like Suho, he also tells himself that other people have gotten in your head if you ever try to leave him. Delusional bc once he gets with you, he thinks you two are the perfect couple.  

Probably will try to isolate you at some pint.  

he will cut off some people from your life if he doesn’t approve.  

But he will do it by making them look bad and changing your perspective on them.  

“I saw your friend (name) doing some weird things lately.”  

“I know your close with them but I don’t know how I feel about them....”  

“I don’t like the influence they have on you.”

Overall, he is a very dedicated but tame yandere.

He will move mountains for you if you just let him.

Park Chanyeol

{Venus in Capricorn}

attracted to taller partners with duskier complexions and slender faces.  

Also tends to lean more towards older partners bc he likes mature people who have their ‘shit together’, so to speak.  

likes career woman/men, he likes professionalism in a significant other

Chanyeol will follow the normal ‘courting’ process because he respects traditions.  

Wont kiss you until the thid date, won’t have sex with you until you guys have been dating for weeks, follows all the rules of how a guy should treat a lady.  (even if you’re a guy, he’ll still try to be the ‘man’ of the relationship)

He doesn’t like trendy or revealing clothes on a partner, he likes more conservative styles.  

A person he can take home to his family.

Also has a preference for Korean partners (although I don’t think it’s a make or break factor like it is for Suho)

Very possessive of you.

Like Baekhyun, he also tends to view you as a personal possession more than an actual person with free will.

He knows what’s best for you and he’ll keep reminding you.

Wants you dependent on him so you can see how great he is at taking care of you.

Weird, but he will try to bribe you with money.  Financial security is very important to Capricorns and chances are hes richer than you so you’ll catch him bringing up how wealthy he is.  

“I can support both you and me, no problem.”

“If you just moved in with me you wouldn’t even have to worry about bills anymore.”

When you’re with him he’ll make sure you don’t have to pay for anything.  

Although he is attracted to ambitous partners, his need to provide for you and his mars in cancer makes it so that he’ll eventually want you to quit your job.  

Needs your only priority to be him.  

(well, until you have kids but that’s not till later.)

Capricorn likes control so he’ll love dictating things for you.

Caps are also very patient so he’ll wait as long as it takes to slowly bleed his way into controlling every aspect of your life.  

It’s a gradual process.  At first he’ll mention small things to you, but give it some time and he’ll be in charge of those things in a few months.  

“My phone is dead and I need to text someone.  Can I use yours for a second?”

(Three months later)  “Give me your phone.  I want to see all your contacts.”  

Sometimes he’s more like a father than boyfriend bc he’s just so protective and is always shielding you from things he deems unsafe for you.  

{Mars in Cancer}

Suprisingly gentle in bed but still a dom.

Daddy

LiStEn, Capricorn makes him want to be an authority figure to you while cancer makes him soft and gentle.  Mix that up and what do you get?  A soft Daddy dom

Okay, that’s my ted-talk.  

He wants a cute little housewife/househusband.

((I know what you’re thinking; “but chinkbihh, didn’t you just say that he like a career partner?”  Well my little grasshopper, his fantasy is to take an ambitous person (since that’s what he’s attracted to) and make them into a little housewife/househusband))

Wants to have that experience of coming home from a long day of work to see you with dinner ready and the house all clean.  

You getting dolled up for him and just for him makes him feel things.

If it was up to him, you’d never leave the house.  

Really needs you to get along with his family, it’s really important to him that you do.  

If you don’t, he’ll make you.  

His cap makes it so that he has harsh rules for you to follow but his cancer makes it so that he never really punishes you if those rules are broken.  

9 times out of 10 he settles for a strong lecture.

But, I do see occasional spankings if he gets really worked up. 

Kids are just a given with him, he wan’ts a family and his fantasy is incomplete without them.  

will be very yander about his kids too.  

Extremely protective of them.  

He wants you and him to look like the best married couple, the type that your kids will look up to and want for themselves one day.  

Pampers you all the time, esp when you’re pregnant.

also a fan of couple clothes and maybe even a discreet couple tattoo.  

Overall he’s a yandere who has a very specific picture perfect image he wants.  And you’re just there to play your part.  

Do Kyungsoo

{Venus in Pisces}

Won’t settle for anything other than the perfect partner of his dreams.

enjoys smaller partners, petite statures, a sucker for big watery eyes and impish or upturned noses, also more of a boob man than an ass man.

I don’t think he has an age preference but he does like a quiet wisdom in someone.  

Not maturity per say because frankly I see him enjoying a slightly childish partner, but some people hold a quiet air about them that just tells you they’re an old soul.  He’s very drawn to those people.  

To be honest with you, you probably didn’t know him at all.  

He’s a secret admirer (stalker) that you’d never even notice.

God only knows where he found you.  it could be from the bus, the café you go to, a neighbor, a friend of a friend of a friend.  It’s a mystery.

But boy when he saw you, did something just click.  

Prone to dellusion

heres why; Pisces is all about dreams, fantasy and escapism.  because of this Kyungsoo is someone who is really in love with love.  His yandere side just amplifies that.  He believes that him catching sight of you (on a whim in public) is destiny or love at first sight, he thinks all his stalking and love letters are just parts of a romantic courting process, deems you two soulmates before you have even said a word to him.

Because pisces is ruled by Neptune ( a planet that often blurs the lines between reality and fantasy) Kyungsoo is borderline mentally unstable because he genuinely elievs all of his daydreams and can’t decipher a reality in which you two aren’t together.  

Sends you a gift like everyday.  

It’s always an oddly convenient gift too. like if you accidenetly ruined a shirt one day, you’ll wake up the next morning to an exact replica of that shirt sitting on your doorstep.

While part of you is sorta thankful, another part of you is terrified because this must mean that your stalker is someone who knows even the most microscopic details about you.  

he also sends you love letters everyday.  

these aren’t just little ‘I love you’ notes either.

No.

They’re multi-paged letters filled top to bottom with utter poetry about a deep infatuation with you.  

as if the dedication isn’t surprising enough, the details inside the writing is wild and makes you insanely paranoid.  

Once you begin to realize that you’re under someones’ microscope, you begin to take percation by closing windows, buying locks, changing up your routine and investing in some self defense.  

He just finds this cute and will mention it in his letters

“While I do wish for you to say

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Chapter 2

Title: Breaking Walls

Genre: Fiction, Action, Dystopian Future, Original, Romance

Words: 4.6K

Rating:  T

Summary:  Puck is trying to have a semi-normal day, but with the new student in his class is putting his secret is in danger.

The teacher announced Sky’s arrival an hour ago, and Puck had spent that time staring daggers into the back of Sky’s head,  pretending to shoot lasers from his eyes in order to set Sky’s small, messy, brown bun on fire.  Suddenly, his hour long fixation was interrupted by a wad of paper hitting his face and landing in his lap.  He turned towards its origin to see Wally staring at him, eyes shifting between the wad of paper and Puck.  He opened up the crumpled paper, revealing a sloppily written message asking Puck to meet Wally by the restrooms.  

Wally, then, quickly excused himself, took a restroom pass, and left, while Puck was still looking at the crude letter in annoyance.  Puck rolled his eyes and followed Wally out to see what had caused him to rudely interrupt Puck’s staring.  The teacher eyed him suspiciously as he headed towards the door, since everyone knew that Puck and Wally had a history of causing chaos together when no one was looking, but she did nothing to stop him from leaving.  Puck exited the room, letting the door slam carelessly behind him.  He was not in the mood for whatever Wally’s ridiculous antic might be today.

When he walked out he saw Wally leaning against the wall near the restrooms, trying to look cooler than he was.  His naturally, bright red hair was a mess today, which wasn’t that unusual, but he was wearing decently new jeans, as it only had one hole, instead of the usual extreme wear-and-tear.  He was also wearing his favorite zip up, with a logo of a skull being fired from a cannon that Molly had made for him.  With his hair sticking out in random directions his pierced ears were hidden, he had both lobes pierced and the left side had three upper cartilage piercings.  Puck had been the one to pierce him, since piercing and tattoos were seen as forbidden and taboo in the Upper Districts, and Molly couldn't bring herself to stab her brother.  

As Puck approached, a pair of heterochromatic eyes looked up at him, full of concern and anger.  Puck was thrown off by the look on the shorter male, as he usually only looked overly excited, bored, or confused.  Seeing him look serious in any situation was off putting to say the least.

“You all good there, hun?” Puck asked, slowing his approach.  

“Are you?” Wally huffed back.  “You've been super spacey all day, and do you know the new kid because I can't tell if you're trying to undress him with your eyes or if you’re imagining stabbing him in the back.  It’s not like you to be so distracted”

“I am definitely not undressing that… that pompous asshat,” Puck spit out, struggling to find an insult that felt right.

“So you do know him! What’d he do? Did he hurt you? Do we need to kick his ‘pompous’ ass?” Wally asked quickly with a hint of concern.  Getting excited at the idea of a potential fight, he pushed off the wall and began bouncing side to side, throwing fake punches in Puck’s direction.

Puck shook his head. A small part of him wanted to say yes, but he knew it would be wrong.  “Wally, I don't know him, and nothing happened.  I just…,” he paused looking for a believable excuse, “don't like his face…?”

Wally’s eyes narrowed, looking at Puck as if to say ‘really’.  “Sure… y’know I can always tell when you are lying to me,” Wally stated.  

Puck scoffed at that comment since he lied to Wally about work on a daily basis, “sure you do,” he said bitterly.

Wally threw one last fake punch, this time hitting Puck in the chest and causing him fall back a little.  The movement caused a passing teacher to notice them loitering. The teacher frowned and began walking towards them.  Noticing he had drawn unwanted attention towards them Wally started back towards the class, and away from the teacher, with his head down and his hands in his pockets.  Puck fell in step behind him.  Wally looked back at Puck and whispered angrily, “well, have a legit reason or get over it, because class is boring with you staring at him like that the whole time.”

Puck angrily pushed passed Wally and hurried to sit down in his seat. He knew he wasn’t really mad at Wally but that Wally was the only outlet he had for his anger at the moment.  He ignored the glare from the teacher, and Wally’s death glares, choosing instead to resume his staring contest with the back of Sky’s head.  Wally had every right to be upset with him.  His lie was lousy, but there was no way for Puck to explain his actions without giving away his secret.  He could only imagine the hate Wally, and the others, would show him if the secret got out, and with Sky here, his secret being revealed seemed inevitable.  All he could do was hope to scare the kid away from himself and his friends.

With the first half of the day done, it was time for lunch, and Puck made sure to sit on the opposite side of the cafeteria from Sky.  He was hopping the girls would sit with him and he could forget everything and make the day not feel like the end of the world.  However, when he spotted Molly’s orange and red hair come in, followed by Summer, he was quickly disappointed.  He watched as the average looking girl, if not for her eyes and hair, and her shorter curvier companion each take a seat next to Sky.  

Puck dropped his head on the table, ignoring whatever Wally had started whining about, in an attempt to make Puck act normally.  Puck stayed like this, enjoying not being able to see anyone, until Wally decided he didn't want to be ignored any longer.  Wally poked Puck’s head so that it rocked back and forth, while making the most annoying noises he could.  Puck didn't respond and let it continue, hopping Wally would lose interest and let him wallow in self pity.  After several minutes the poking got harder, before it stopped all together.  Puck relaxed assuming he had won the war of wills.  However, his luck from the night before hadn’t gotten any better, and rather than leaving, Wally stood quickly and turned towards Puck.  Then, before Puck had time to question the strange behavior, all of Wally’s weight was thrown into his side, and Puck was falling from his seat and onto the cold, dirty floor.  Still sore from yesterdays fall, he struggled to get up, yelling any curse words and insults that came to mind.  The recipient of the harsh words was already long gone though, running towards the table with their friends on the other side of the cafeteria, laughing as loud as he could.  

Puck stood up slowly, ignoring the majority of the room that was now staring at him.  He looked towards the table were his friends were sitting along with the origin of his sour mood.  He debated on whether he should sit with them, and risk being outed as a District 6 stripper, or go home early and take a nap in before work.  Ultimately, he decided to risk it and sit with the others.  As he got closer to the table Wally lunged over the table towards Sky, looking like he was going to kiss the new boy.  Puck was thankful when Wally stopped short, to look at Sky’s face far too closely for anyone to be comfortable.  

“Careful love, he might bite,” Puck announced as he reached the table.  He sat  next to Wally.  “And I heard he might be a zombie, just look at those eyes.  He is obviously dead,” Puck added, in hopes of getting the redhead away from the stoic brunette.  

“Puck!” the girls yelled in unison, looking at him in horror and disbelief.  The girls didn’t know about Puck’s angry fixation on the boy, and seeing outgoing, friendly, and charismatic Puck insult someone he had supposedly just met was a shock.  Puck knew he was acting strangely, but he couldn't bring himself to care right now. His secret was in danger and being this close to Sky again was putting him on edge.  

Sky didn’t seem to notice and/or care, he only looked over at Puck for a second before returning to stare at nothing.  Wally had not moved away from his spot in Sky’s face, but started yelling when he saw the brunettes eyes move, “oo, oo, oo! Do that again Puck!”

Puck smiled slyly, sitting up and propping his chin on his hand,  “you're going to have to be more specific, darling.  Do you mean insult the zombie again,” he said, lazily pointing at Sky with his free hand,  “or perhaps do you mean make Summer and Molly scream my name again,” he purred.

Wally whipped around to face Puck, with a face of pure disgust.  “Ew! No! that's my sister, and that was crazy sexual,” he said, putting his hands up defensively.

Regardless of his previous mood, Puck couldn't let an opportunity like this go by.  He sat up fully, using his extra height to tower over Wally and flash a predatory grin.  “Why is poor little Wally jealous?” Puck asked.  “If you would rather I give you that kind of attention, you only have to say so.  I know how much you love being the center of attention,” he purred, putting a hand on Wally’s thigh.

Wally’s face and ears, quickly became as red as his hair.  However, he refused to look away, and he brought his hand up to cup Puck’s face.  “You can make me the center of your world, but you could never make me scream like that,” he said looking Puck dead in the eyes.  Someone cleared their throat before Puck could continue, and the two boys looked at the other three at the table.  Molly looked amused by her twin’s rare cleaver come back, Sky still looked dead, and Summer looked ready to rip the two apart.  Wally quickly turned away from Puck and smacked the hand off his lap, focusing on his food, fearing Summer’s wrath.  This only made Puck more upset than he had been before, as this was one of the rare times Wally was continuing with a comeback to one of Puck’s many attempts to fluster him by flirting, and the banter was helping him feel better.  Too bad Summer was being a major buzzkill, as usual.

Summer glared at Puck, and gestured towards Sky, who had not moved or reacted in any way, and was arguably sleeping with his eyes half open.  Puck knew Summer was mad about him acting like this in front of someone new, but Puck would make out with Wally - right here right now - if it meant making the brunette leave.  He'd be disgusted afterwards and have to clean his mouth for hours, and Wally would definitely give him a black eye for doing that, but he'd put money on it being the best kiss Wally would ever get.  However, after considering it for a moment, he decided nothing short of being held at gunpoint would make the brown haired and blue eyed boy react and maybe that wouldn’t even be enough.  

He watched as Summer and Molly tried to have a conversation with Sky, even though he only answered with a nod or shake of his head, if he answered at all.  Feeling irritated about the situation, Puck stood up dramatically, earning the attention of not three, but four sets of eyes.  He glared at Sky making him look away and go back to looking dead.  “I think I am going to go into work early today,” he announced.  “You all have fun with that...thing,” he spit out, pointing at Sky with his chin, then turned towards the exit to leave.

Molly called out after him, but Puck was hellbent on leaving and didn’t acknowledge the call.  His friends knew how stubborn he got, and that he could not be stopped when was in a mood.

He actually didn't have to be at work for another 6 hours, and even that was going to be early.  He had originally been planning to be in school for the next three hours, but now that was no longer an option, so he decided to go home and take an extra long nap.

Puck woke up to his alarm blaring in his ear.  He groaned loudly and sat up to silence the annoying beeping.  If he went to work now he would still be an hour early, and he wasn't sure he wanted to be doted on and questioned about yesterday for that long.  Instead, he decided he would stop by the black market and get a new table to replace the one that had been destroyed. Maybe that would help calm the wrath of his manager for his behavior last night.  He was lucky he had been able to leave last night without getting a lecture from her.

Puck actually prefered shopping in the Lower District rather than his own district.  The prices were significantly lower, but it matched the quality of the goods.  However, it was a much more social place than any shops in the Upper Districts.  Puck had even made friends with a few vendors, which is not an easy task.   He grabbed a book Molly had lent him to read, and started walking to the market.  

When he arrived at the market, he made sure he had all his valuables secured and only the amount he wanted to spend evident - he might be friendly with everyone in the Lower Districts but that didn’t mean he trusted everyone down here.  He only had to wander through a few stalls before he found a table that was unsettlingly similar to the style the club already had.  It was customary to bargain in the Lower Districts but, he never bothered with haggling for a lower price.  He handed the greedy looking man selling the table the amount he asked for right away, hoping not to spend too much time at the stall and avoid getting swindled into buying things he didn’t need.  The man was pleasantly surprised by this, so he offered to help Puck move it.  Puck looked over at the large table and accepted the help, grateful for any assistance.  Soon him and a group of younger boys were maneuvering the table through the crowds, to the club.

When they arrived, Puck asked them to wait out front so he could go around back to open the front door for them.  The front door was always kept locked until operating hours which didn't start for another two hours, however the dancers were expected to come early for rehearsal and prep.  As he approached the dark back entrance he noticed a figure sitting, slumped over next to the door.  Puck assumed it would be someone who had gotten an early start on drinking and had already passed out, but the closer he got the more he started to recognise the figure.  Loose brown hairs hid his face, but Puck had spent too many hours today staring at that sloppy half bun to not recognise it instantly.  He quickly turned around, leaving the other there.  The market boys were still out front waiting for him to open the door, but Puck just thanked them for their help and sent the confused group home.  

Looking at the front entrance he wondered what his odds were that someone would answer if he knocked.  With his recent luck the odds felt depressingly low.  He let out a sad sigh and pounded on the door as hard as he could, not expecting an answer.  However, his luck seemed to be turning around, and someone opened it soon after he knocked.  

“Puck?” a small voice asked.

Puck looked down at the shorter girl, Lacy. She was one of the newer dancers, who hadn't even performed yet.  “Lacy!” he exclaimed, “do you think you could get a few people to come out here and help me bring this in?” he gestured toward the table.

She gave a small nod then disappeared behind the door, letting it close behind her.  Puck stood protectively over the table, trying to forget what he had seen at the back door.  Sky looked like he was actually asleep for once, from how his head was hanging forward.  Puck would have wondered how long Sky had been there except he wanted to forget about the boy entirely.  Luckily, Lacy showed up a minute later with two of the male dancers and the supervisor.  The supervisor looked at Puck in annoyance and then she saw the table beside him and burst into a loud laugh.  

Puck looked at her with mild concern until he was pulled into a hug by the older woman.  “First you fuck up the night and go storming off without a word.  Then some boy comes looking for you, refusing to leave until he sees you, and now here you are on my doorstep with a new table.” She continued laughing and hugging the boy tightly.  “You are almost more trouble than you are worth,” she said, squeezing Puck so hard he couldn't breath.  “Almost.”

“I do what I can, love,” Puck wheezed out.  

She let go shortly after, and started barking orders to the others, telling them where to put the table and to get back to rehearsal.  Everyone except Puck.  Puck stood next to the older woman trying not to stare at the grey hairs hidden in her dirty blond ponytail.  Once everyone was gone she dragged Puck into her office by his ear, earning a chorus childish of oohs from everyone they passed.  The door was closed once they were inside and Puck instinctively took a seat in the chair facing the small, makeshift desk.  

The supervisor took her seat behind the desk and rested her chin on her hands, staring at Puck in amusement.  “I am still mad about the losses from last night, but since you saved me some work by replacing the table… I’m willing to let it go.  But, before I completely let you off the hook, I need you go deal with the boy camping out at the back door.”  she stated simply, keeping an air of professionalism about her.  

Puck wanted nothing more than to never see that boy again.  He debated on which was worse, having to interact with the zombie one-on-one or suffer the wrath of his boss.

“I don't even know the kid. Have someone else do it, please!  What if he is here to kill me...or worse!” he gasped dramatically, hoping he could avoid the situation.

The show got him nothing more than an annoyed eye roll from his superior.  “He has been sitting out there for the past hour or so waiting for you” she said, matter of factly.  “Even knew your name, so I'll take my chances with your life, this time.  Now get out, you clearly need rehearsal time after last night's disaster,” she shooed him, waving her hands randomly around her.  

Puck left the office slowly, pouting as obviously as possibly, but he wasn't given any attention.  As he was passing rehearsal, to go to the back door, he stopped and peeked back at his boss, who was staring intently at what he could only assume were bills of some sort.  He looked back at the group rehearsing and got an idea.  “I’m going to go rehearse first, say nothing if that’s okay” he whispered over his shoulder.  Getting no response from his boss he smiled happily, and pushed Sky to the back of his mind, assuming he would leave eventually if Puck never came out.  

Rehearsal ended up running late, giving everyone little to no time to clean up and prepare for the night.  Getting lost in the quick pace of work came naturally, and Puck completely forgot about the boy at the back door.  

The night’s performances went much better than yesterday's, maybe even one of their best night ever.  Puck was going around bragging that the good fortune was due to the lucky table he had bought, causing everyone to roll their eyes and laugh at him.  Not needing to clean himself up much, Puck was the first one out, and what he saw at the back door made all his happy feelings drop instantly.

Sky was in the same spot and position he had been earlier, perhaps more curled in on himself for warmth.  Puck froze not knowing what to do, honestly he was surprised the well dressed, sleeping figure had not been mugged, but then again this area rarely had any traffic.  Puck sighed loudly and, started to move toward Sky, stopping when he noticed the peaceful rise and fall of Sky’s body pause before being taken over by short, panicked movements.  Puck quickly moved closer and crouched down to look at the brunette’s face closer, he noticed that Sky was still asleep but extreme fear had taken over all his normally emotionless features, and tears were starting to stream down his face.  

Alarmed, Puck grabbed Sky's shivering shoulders and started shaking him gently, in an attempt to wake him.  This only seemed to panic Sky further, as he curled in on himself tighter, mumbling incoherent phrases that sounded like pleas for something.  This only made Puck worry more and having never dealt with anything like this before he started shaking Sky harder, desperate to wake the other, “wake up! It's only a dream,” he yelled.  

Sky’s eyes shot open, seeing Puck’s dark outline looming over him made him freak out further.  Yelling, he pushed away, falling onto his side and curling into himself. “please…. please don't hurt me,” he whispered in a small voice, closing his eyes and covering his ears, like a small child fearing injury.  Puck was at a total loss for words, he was 100% sure that with Sky’s build and muscle mass there were very few that could hurt him, and Puck was definitely not one of them.  He looked around him for a hint on how to deal with this, but he saw noting that would help calm a person.  The foul smelling alley was dark, filled with vermin infested trash, and surrounded by walls that were covered in all kinds of questionable substances - not exactly ideal for what he was currently dealing with.  For a brief second he considered going to get help from inside, but then his boss would know he had let Sky sit outside for the last several hours, it had to be 3 or 4 in the morning by now.  

He looked down at Sky and slowly sat down near him, being careful not to touch him.  “Hey… hey it’s ok sweetie, I only want to help you,” Puck cooed gently.  

Sky shook his head violently, rubbing his hair into the dirt and trash he was laying on.  

Trying a slightly sterner voice Puck said, “hey now, don't get your nice clean hair all dirty and tangled because of me.”

Sky stayed balled up for a few more silent moments, but then he finally opened his eyes, and looked around the alleyway, seeming lost for a moment until he finally recognized Puck.  He relaxed significantly and slowly pushed himself into a sitting position.  “I’m sorry” he whispered, hair hanging in his face.

“It’s no problem, we all get nightmares,” Puck said gently.

Sky flinched at the word nightmare, but otherwise didn't move.  “No..., I… I’m sorry for last night,” he corrected.

Puck blinked at him unsure how to respond.  

“I came here today to apologize to you,” Sky tried again.

“Apologize…? For me punching that guy?”

Sky nodded, causing a leaf to fall out of his hair.

Puck had spent the past 24 hours despising this broken person before him, and he was starting to regret it.  “Why would you apologize for that, you didn’t do anything wrong?” he asked.

“The man who you hit was there to meet me for business.”  Bloodshot, blue eyes looked up to meet brown ones.

“Love, I am sure he would have been at the club last night even if you didn't have a meeting with him.  Although, I question your idea of a business meeting location.”

Sky shook his head quickly, more hair falling in his face, “it wasn't my idea.”

Puck smiled at him, gently pushing as much hair as he could behind Sky's ear.  “I don’t doubt it judging from how you looked in the club.  Why didn't you come in today?”

“Didn't want to cause you more trouble…”

“What trouble did you cause before?”

“Me being their made that fight happen, bad things always happens around me…”

Puck looked at Sky in confusion, “the only thing you did last night was look dead and make people feel uncomfortable.  I had hoped to change that, but I didn’t account for the the ass I ended up hitting.  You are more than welcome to come inside in the future.  As long as you don’t sit in center of the room looking like that, I mean really that’s like the best seat in the house.  Leave it for people who actually like the show.”

Sky bowed his head lower than Puck thought was possible, “I’m so sorry! …And… that's not… I never said… I didn’t… l-like it.”  The last part was mumbled so quietly that Puck wasn’t sure it had even been said, but he could see the tips of Sky’s ears turning pink.

Puck chuckled lightly and stood up, he offered a hand to Sky, much like Sky had done for him last night.  “Come on, I’ll walk you home.  You seem like you could use some company.”

Sky took his hand but kept is face angled away from Puck’s.  Puck pulled the burnett to his feet easily, and they started walking back towards the Upper Districts in silence.  Puck wanted to ask about earlier, often opening his mouth as if to speak but only letting out a sigh, when he saw how it made Sky tense up.  They walked in silence, Sky staring at his feet and Puck lost in thought trying to let Sky lead the way without walking behind him.  Honestly he wasn't sure if either of them knew where they were going.

Finally, after about an hour of walking, they reached the middle of District two.  Puck slowly came to a stop.  Sky noticed and stopped too, looking up to meet Puck's eyes nervously.  “Sky...,” Puck began, feeling weird finally saying the other boys name.  “Would you like to sit with me and my friends at lunch tomorrow?”

The corner of the brunettes lip turned upward for a second and he nodded slightly.

“Lovely, well it's pretty late and I have to get back to District 3, so if you’ll be alright making the rest of the way home on your own...” Puck paused and Sky nodded again.  “I’ll see you tomorrow then, get some rest,” Puck said, smiling.  He waved a small goodbye before walking back towards his house.  He looked over his solder after a few steps to see the back of the brunettes head walking in the other direction.  The sight made him smile and he walked home feeling significantly lighter than he had in a long time.

[aiienloser]

Here’s a convo between @charachanplz and i at 4 am about my alien species.

Me: The entire species either has one or two, but both are female?? Like they have dongs but also weens So FUCK uh Also that the aliens can have female or male physical traits, mostly boobs Boobs are a thing aliens can have, right? ... Maybe I should make them nipples instead. ... Hhmmmmmmmmmmm Nah boobs are fine CC: If they’re mammals, then sure boobs are fine Me: They come from feeesh I had it planned out in my head that they come from tadpoles basically But instead of frogs they turn into little angry space BITCHES who want to be the taller kids Taller the alien, more likely they are to be leader, I guess CC: Hmm The boobs would be weird, because fish don’t actually have mamary glands to produce milk Like Milk giving is a special mammal trait, it’s what makes them mammal So uh Maybe other differences, like height, since these lil bitches like it so much? Usually females are bigger than males, and it’s not limited to mammals There’s also color differences, ahhhh possibly physical differences, like longer fins and crests Me: See that's so much better then the shit I would think of, but like- I got little plans for my alien babe that I don't wanna muck up with the height shit, yeah they're on the shorter side so it's still cool, but I feel like they'd need one little itty bitty tiny shit thing that would be picked out from a messy ass kids room. Like randomly finding a button or something. Somethin small ... I kinda like the colour difference fin stuff CC: There we go! Me: Maybe I can have the female fins more pointed and male fins more rounded off? CC: Yeah that works! Me: Or I can have their fins mostly the same, aside from maybe they're very slightly on different parts of the bod But then it's be weird Yea rounded and pointed CC: Yeah I think being a bit on the nose is better Animals can range from looking completely different based on gender to unnoticeably similar, but from a storytelling standpoint there should be a bit of an obvious difference, unless it wants to add to an aliens mysticism and spookiness Me: Yeah .. But the thing about boobs Bo o bs Like They're not functional, as normal boobs would be, for milk and shit CC: Hhhhmmmmm So simply the shape of their bodies? Me: Yea But also for attracting a mate and stuff Like, since the species is water based, think of them Like another set of lungs for storing air when they need to swim. But also needing water a lot so if they need to go into land for long periods of time, they can do that CC: Aight, yeah! I get it! So it’s more of a genetic thing, aliens with a curvier body shape got more mating options than others, yeah! Oh yeah yeah!!! That works! Me: For attracting a mate they can puff their chests up to be more appealing, also their fins basically cockatiel CC: Noice While they are fishies, I can def see them doing stuff land animals do, seeing as they come out of the water and all Me: Basically a tadpole When they're babies, or still in their eggs, they represent fish eggs When they're babies, they represent tadpoles CC: Ok yeah! So they’re more amphibian? Kinda???? Like a mix of amphibian and fish Me: When they start to mature, they get rid of their tail, and it's replaced with fins and webbing, and they're given legs Yeah More amphibian CC: Ok, nice! Me: Ok so they're like this on the most basic level- They are amphibian, fuckin rad, they need more water then air, very little air is needed to survive, meaning few trips to the surface, unless they want to become one of the many land dwellers, and wear a water tank thing on their gills, which is usually on their necks, or their head where ears should be. Sometimes both. CC: Oh shit nice Now we’re getting into the technology and society Well, I think the whole females attracting males would be part of their society too Me: Yeah! CC: Because usually the males are the ones who have to attract female attention Maybe something that came out of a growing culture? Me: Kinda? Basically females need to attract males, it's a backwards thing, males don't have much to show off, so they go with someone who either ends up liking them as the alien they are, or they end up choosing a female to love forever. And if later on the relationship were to go sour, well, they'd simply have a kinda break up and would find another mate I guess And, when It comes to babies, they don't need to parent their children, just, birth the eggs in a pond and go on with life. But if they want to have babies to take care of, that's perfectly fine CC: Ok, ok I see! Maybe it’s just a space thing, like they evolved differently from animals on earth They are on another planet, so their common ancestor would be different Me: Yeah! CC: Aww, that’s sweet ... imagine tho “Hey, be right back, gotta drop off these eggs in the pond” pat pat on belly “Oooh, who was it this time?” “This guy named Chad, though, he was kinda of a fuckboi, he was NOT difficult, tbh” Me: Hehehehe Me: But that leads me to a question of where males would have their "boobs" or extra lungs I don't know where, really Maybe they're more internal CC: IN THE GONA- jk Yeah more internal! Maybe that’s why they don’t have boobies Small lungs more tightly packed inside Me: WHEZE Boobes Yeah, maybe they just have bigger lungs then females? CC: Maybe, so they gotta stay inside, like human lungs, on the side of their ribs Females, having smaller, more balloon like ones, have them on their front! Me: Yeah! Since the extra set of lungs are basically things to hold water and little bits of air, maybe male lungs are the same in a way, basically like a kind of chamber, so, I guess they do have boobs, just more in the back and hidden Kinda like how we have a wind pipe and a throat CC: Good point Me: There's a thing that changes which one what goes into They have three CC: Yeah! There we go! Me: Nice. So, two wind pipes, one throat. CC: Nice! Me: Now to get onto culture and stuff CC: Ok, culture stuff! Me: Culture stuff, they have basically two, one for the folks who stay underwater most of the time, sea dwellers, and land dwellers, both different CC: Oooooohhhh now I wanna know Me: OK SO Sea dwellers are more chill, they live deeper in the ponds, lakes, oceans, hell there are swamps. But it's all the same really, they are more in tune with other fish and amphibians, it makes them great hunters. They're very caring and tend to eat a little less green then they should, they're more carnivorous then omnivorous. But still eat some plant when they need it. They also click and clack more as a way to communicate, since they can't speak well underwater. They also have stuff like echolocation, and whale calls. Shit like that ! CC: Aww, so they’re sea babies .... so I’m guessing these land aliens are the ones with zero chill Me: I mean Some of them are, sure. Land dwellers are more omnivorous, but still eat whatever they need to live, they are good at fishing, but once in a while catch a sea dweller, have a laugh, and help them be on their way. They are more in tune with nature and tech, since they gotta have tech to survive and not die of dehydration. Land dwellers population is actually a lot larger then those of the sea dwellers, mostly because sea dwellers often go up and end up staying on Dry land, tho still go back to the water once in a while for old times sake. Like going to an old house you lived in as a kid CC: Ok, now that’s good shit Land dwellers are all about flora, sea dwellers are all about fauna Me: Yeah! You can go into any land dwellers home and find a lot of flowers, H eck you'd probably find pet fish they keep, maybe special tanks for their best friends they made as babies CC: Aww! Thats rlly cute! Me: And sea dwellers probably have a kinda aquarium where it's filled with air, and they have birds and stuff in there! Making me think there's probably aquariums where it's like a water highway for the sea dwellers CC: Yes to the reverse aquariums, double yes for the aquarium/highway hybrids Me: Meaning they're all connected! Whenever the sea dwellers leave the water, they don't even need clothes. Basically fish bae kinda shit, nothing shows, but then it's clear they're a sea dweller up and lookin for stuff CC: Noice So the land dwellers are cool with that Me: Yea, even tho clothes are p normal on land. Minimal clothing is p normal and full out fuck you im cold is uncommon, since they need to have warm climate for their species to live CC: Noice So it’s moreeeeee cartoon logic clothing? Like usually minor things like only pants or skirts or shirts? Me: I suppose Think of like modern human fashion like v necks and shit. Uhh- Sideless shirts are p common for the folk who have gills on their sides CC: Ooooooh ok, I get it Me: Yeah! Shoes tho- Not so much They're probably common as a thing for fashion but to them they're uncomfy and inconvenient. Since the constant moisture is rotting the shoes CC: Ah! Me: They're usually given sandals, or even a kinda shoe that doesn't rot in situations needed Like being in space on a crew CC: Oooooo Me: As is my aliens case, where they're the captain of a space crew CC: Aight, I get it! Me: Ye! So in the overall end of it, they're at the point of literal space travel like star trek or that parody with the guy who made family guy