#I am going to eat them

[tsuisuta]

he just wanted a chicken nugget

[possuminnit]

Okay so I ate an entire bag of little caesars breadsticks already today. Should I eat another bag though

[rohan-kishibaby]

"Volo... would you dance with me...?"

"Haha! I thought you'd never ask! Lead the way, my friend!"

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A scene from the ViolinShipping AU! Ronin and Volo take a pretty unorthodox approach to quelling Lady Lilligant's frenzy, but everything works out in the end and surely nothing will go wrong after this

[islaluvsbones]

SANSBY?!

someone on twitter said "draw your ships like this" and i delivered of course! (prompt image below!)

[residentrookie]

if i eat a bag of cheezits that's been in my bookbag for a week will i die, do u think?

[wilt-y]

Bathing her wife to show she cares <3

I love these two so much, agGHHH the brain rot is insane

[a-clown-with-wings]

Oh wait, this is so me 🥰🥰😇😇😇

Sleepover chapter be like

Spoilers? Kinda? I’ll tag it just in case

[starry-bi-sky]

I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt

“Woah. You look like shit."

Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.

The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.

"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."

And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.

The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.

If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.

"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.

"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.

"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.

The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.

He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."

There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.

"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."

Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"

"Daniel? Is that you?"

His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.

[jellyroll413]

Hate when the DM tells me to stop eating the dice, like you gave me shiny clicky clacky shapes, they come in many colors and they crunch like rock candy, what did you expect me to do with them?

The fact that they don't dissolve like sugar cubes is a fucking travesty.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

When in doubt, Soup it out.

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[auspicioustidings]

Very enamoured with Ghost getting teased because he's looking bigger recently. He always been a hefty chunk of hunk, but he's definitely putting on a bigger layer of fat. Eventually and without any warning he invites the team to his flat for dinner and they're all a bit flabbergasted because he's never seen them outwith work.

They meet his bird and it is immediately apparent why their LT put on some pounds. Soap is pretty sure he is going to need rolled out of there. Ghost's bird is an excellent host and a phenomenal cook and baker and honestly not at all what any of them would think Ghost would ever go for. She's just so wholesome, so gentle and kind and nurturing. And it almost makes Price tear up because now when Soap teases Ghost about being bigger all he can think is how happy his LT is, how comfortable and warm a home he has waiting for him.

[worstpersononthishellsite]

[technicolourcowboy]

He would listen to mitski I think

[habken]

i was born to watch my hero academia but made to read the bible instead the world is so cruel. moses was good until the red sea leviticus was ok but now im on joshua and it’s really fallen off again. mha is still better tho imo

you should try the iliad next

[starry-bi-sky]

in-world social media is so fun to think about in aus, in blood blossom especially too. like, unfortunately due to danny's (multiple) circumstances he can't go outside in public often, but i was thinking that after a few months of laying low at Bruce's house he would like, get to tag along with Bruce sometimes to Wayne Enterprises (with a face mask and a pseudonym) and i love thinking about how the internet would blow up at his first captured appearance.

like hi yes hello, gotham's favorite sad wet cat of a man has adopted an??? even sadder??? wet cat of a boy?? look at him. he's sopping and pathetic. bruce wayne did you kidnap a child??? WHO IS THAT