#I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[plushum-confessional]

First-Timer. A close friend runs a crochet storefront and had sent me photos of varying products to be posted online. I've found plushophiles attractive and the concept itself to be enticing, but I've never experienced myself... Until a few days ago.

This beautiful, ethereal dragon. Gentle pink curves and furred white horns, wings akin to a cherub. Eyes like little galaxies, blue and purple with white speckles that shift in the light. The second I saw... wow. I'd never been attracted to a stuffed animal in such a way, but I felt so riled... absolutely gorgeous. I know she is one of her pronouns, but I don't know if she's a woman... some type of multi-pronoun boy, or a combination of the two. Maybe something else. But I wanted her bad. And I mean bad. Whenever I see her I liken her to an angel, this saintly little thing and I want nothing more than to share my vibrator with her. I wanna rut at it, show her how good I'm gonna treat her. I wanna mount her with my tcock like the mutt I am, if I'm honest. Thinking about her has me stiff.

It extends past lust, I'll say. When my friend sent a photo of her in shipping, I felt so alarmed. She's curled up in a ball inside a bag and I was so worried for her, a genuine type of worry. My friend reassured me that she's temporarily hibernating to make the trip across the states that much easier. My friend has no idea I'm attracted to the angelic lil dragon. Apologies if this is explicit, she's supposed to be arriving on Monday and I'm more than overeager.

this is genuine poetry holy shit i love being a plushophile

[pidge-spots]

I cannot even begin to explain how the evolution of jayvik in the new arc is getting me. Like im a bitch for religious symbolism on any day but i adored them in season one and NOW??? WITH THE JESUS AND JUDAS PARALLELS????? GOT ME FOAMING AT THE MOUTH BRO!!

[ssongsboo]

I HAVE MORE THOUGHTS.... so i've been rlly into xodiac and younite...

and best friend! davin + boyfriend! steve

going out to town w them & a few other friends (like leo, hyungseok, sing etc) and davin being clingy,,, and steve getting JEALOUS... then u all head back home + davin calls you to make sure ur home safe but steve is jealous and already has his fingers inside your pussy because who is he if he's not crazy.

you're kinda like trying to hold back noises and davin is like "umm are you alright??" but he's getting flustered because he Knows what's going on... i will elaborate more later i'm not home 😭😭😭

— steve kitty anon!!! 💗💗

finally calmed down enough to actually answer this bc OMG????? steve & davin in one scenario???? is this what heaven feels like??? 😖😖 please thats!! SO!! HOT!! pleasepleaseplease tell me more i am so insane rn 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[strwbrryfire]

OH MY GOD IS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ACTUALLY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCING???

[mel-street]

sevika is so hot this season im actually going insane

[elenagoeslightly]

You know what my weird thought about rafayel is that I could not only match his freak, but surpass it

You want to wait for me till the ends of time well bitch I am drying up the seas to find your ass

You want to be the damsel in distress well I am going TO COURT YOU ID DROWN THAT MAN IN FLOWERS I AM FAINTING AT THE SIGHT OF HIS ANKLE

You are traumatized and insist on not talking I am turning into a psychologist and I am getting the words out of his mouth one for one from the start of his long ass personal history while wearing pretty glasses and sitting his ass on a sofa so he can be dramatic

YOU HAVE A TAIL OR SOME SORT OF SIREN FUCKERY I AM BUYING YOU A PRETTY POOL AND PUTTING A FISH BOW ON HIS HEAD AND I DONT CARE ABOUT HIS WEIRD ANATOMY IF THERES A WILL THERES A WAY OKAY

[brattyspence]

guys im 😭 you know 😭 i just 😭

[acciokaidanalenko]

Wanted to get some more writing done today, but I'm afraid I have already settled into waiting mode.

One more day, friends!!!!

[omgahgase]

OOOHHH CHARTHUR ENJOYERS THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!! NSFW SNIPPET UNDER THE CUT!

Arthur guides Charles’ hips downward at the same time he thrusts up, whimpering into Charles’ neck and fucking into his warmth with an exigency only achievable by the mush-mouth praise falling from Charles’ mouth. Charles doesn’t even know if his words are coherent let alone in English, the way Arthur hammers at his insides has him losing all sense of awareness, makes him cock-dumb and pliable.

“That’s it, baby—fuck me like this—oh, Arthur—” Charles babbles, lost in the intense ferocity of Arthur’s touch. His cock bobs helpless between them, drooling and hot, before Arthur draws Charles into his palm like there are magnets embedded under his skin, squeezes him on the upstroke and makes Charles moan a sound so whorish he feels shameful heat gather in his cheeks. “Fuck! So good, cowboy—don’t stop, just like that. All for me—give it to me, Arthur—please.”

“Yeah, sweetheart,” Arthur purs, stroking him with a wildness Charles has only ever seen him wear during a shootout, when he’s cornered and there’s no way out but forward. “You gonna come for me, big man? C’mon, I know you can do it, baby. You’re so good for me, my Charles. My big, beautiful, Charles.”

“Arthur,” Charles whines, lips skimming over the flushed skin of Arthur’s cheek. Fat tears stream down his face at the sweet words, the ache in his lower back and ass, the pleasure that washes over him like a wave and pulls him under its blinding depths.

[wordborne]

satoru gojo could fix me

[for-sappho]

GILF GILF GILF GILF GILF GILF

[justarandombrit]

I thought I wouldn't struggle that much in the period between watching the digital ticket and Cinderella's Castle coming out on YouTube, but holy shittttt I need to hear Bryce sing Step On Your Grave again RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

[sluttyenthusiast]

where are the fanfics where the reader is a weird girl 😓

and not weird in a cute and endearing way, no, weird in a every time she speaks the room goes silent because they physically cannot think of a response.

pls pls pls

[the-iron-lion]

I feel like I’m trying to jangle keys in front of myself to avoid hyper-fixating.

Oh look, it’s Autumn! Spooky season! Oh, why don’t you play your Durge run of BG3! Isn’t that cake recipe super good- let’s make it again! I am currently building a CHAIR to keep my hands busy. Have I ever built a chair beyond ikea before? Absolutely not.

Yet I feel it stirring. Inside I know I cannot hold it off for much longer. Focus sticks on information. My idle thoughts are not safe from speculation. How much longer will it be before I tip over the edge into the abyss of fandom?

And when my hands finally still… what manner of madness awaits?

[natsumiikan]

submitted a tumblr support form let's see if they can help 😞

[tinylittletwig]

he's so real