#I am enjoying Inheritance tho ngl

[agonydearest]

At least they're addressing these things, but these pilot books are so stupid. Not to mention BSH was not marked as a pilot book so why TF did they only give it five chapters? How the hell are we supposed to start a book without any assurance it's actually going to be a finished product and not a complete waste of time?

I can't wait for Candlelight Games to finally launch so I can get rid of this stupid app once and for all.

[kung-fu-headcanons]

Lord Shen x Reader, first meeting headcanons?

Ooh 👀 this is definitely something I've never gotten before, excited to give this a shot!

I do want to warn you ahead of time i SUCK at writing anything romantic. I don't know how to write/describe it well without making it cringe and/or cliche but of course that's just me lol.

Because of his royal status, he was definitely pretty spoiled and had that "I am greater than thou" type attitude so he was that kid that everyone hated lol

Because of how loving his parents were, I feel like they wouldn't want him to be cooped up behind castle walls all his life, they would want him to familiarize himself with the village so when he inherited the throne, he would be a good ruler, so he was not homeschooled.

He was kind of a brat ngl, especially with the fact that it was his family that invented fireworks so he was also a bragger xD

Your parents were servants at the place Shen lived at, so you knew about this kid. But never really got a chance to talk to him because of his higher status.

He seemed pretty fun to be around, sure he was kinda loud and you were more quiet but you liked how energetic he was.

But most importantly, you were really interested about this entire firework stuff! He talks about it very often, and it sounds really cool, he seems like he has access to the fireworks very easily...

You would most likely "officially" meet if you will, at school, he's always off at his own little corner in the palace so there's no chance you'd be able to talk to him there.

It would be during some free period, more likely than not lunch. He's seen you around a few times at the palace and assumed that you were probably the child of some servants or whatever that worked there and he's been a bit curious about you for a while now

Usually the people that served at the palace didn't have children and if they did they'd probably send them off, so you were a pretty rare case.

Y'all talk some during lunch, just about normal stuff, nothing too out of the ordinary, you could Shen is just like "I can't believe I'm talking to this kid" because you were at a lower status than him and therefore "inferior"

But y'all do hit it off and become a sort of casual friends :D! Shen does explicitly pretend he hates you tho lol but in reality he does enjoy you around! It's nice to have someone to play with, royalty life can get a bit lonely at times

It won't be until the two of you are a bit older do you ask him about the firework stuff. At that point he's gotten into it a lot and he's grown a lot more chaotic/mischievous than when he was younger, despite the fact he's supposed to act like a sophisticated prince or smth lol

[hoe-imaginess]

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so many repliessss. About two month’s worth so check for your message here! They’re not really in order since I mixed them up on accident

@evagenesis I know you sent this like forever ago but just so you know it still makes me so happy to read thank you so muchhhhh

Why ):

INTERESTING I love this thank u

true

ajdhfkjshfdkjshdfkjh this would be Tobirama tho

I am!!! I’m just busy with life and writing a lot more commissions now bc I need the $$ to keep up with expenses, especially now that I’m not in school and have to help pay back some loans before I go back next semester. thank u ily <3

THIS is it chief 

I’m so late but thank u!!! Happy Valentine’s @any59

No worries!!! Things are coming back into order so I’m definitely getting back to writing and updating

I will probably dream about this tonight then I will tell you how it fees

INTERESTING... So most of the votes were separate so that’s what I’ll be doing. I honestly did struggle a lot with the dabi x reader x hawks one because I had so many ideas but they didn’t all flow together. Hopefully the separate ones will do each boy justice~

I’m doing much better thx!!! Just trying to get my mental health on track before I make room for other stuff in my life

@gamewriter-12239 I’m not going anywhere!!! Thank you so much for the love <3

I MEANNN I’m not too into discussing ships but... all fax. I don’t see Madara ever wanting anything to do with Tobirama after Izuna’s death. Don’t think either of them could stand even being near each other, let alone touching each other and let alone x2 fucking each other. BUT I can understand the appeal of their personalities. In an AU where Izuna isn’t dead then... maybe. Less on Tobirama’s end, still

Honestly you’re right and for all equally different distressing reasons

this is.... so cute... wtf....

ofc this was what Kishimoto had in mind when he created Naruto, clearly

HMMMMM sounds a little wild but I’m in 

Gai has the unfathomable dick energy we been knew!!!

ngl I can’t get past the face-titty like... it barely even looks like Hashirama. It just looks like a meme face

When you enjoy dom/sub relationships in bed! I also tend to think of it as fighting for the dominant role, but that may just be me 

I feel Madara would have had some problems still with the village itself, because Izuna still wasn’t there with him, but I agree, Tobirama really did cause a lot of shit lmao his death would have saved the Naruto series 3/4 of all its problems

Yeah it’s really not our fault we’re not culpable 

YES I DO!!!! Knb was my introduction into anime imagines I spent hours looking at knb blogs omg kajshdfkjasdh the good ol days 

Thank you all so so much for these messages I have such great followers thank you for always sending me nice things even when I’m being a dramatic inactive bitch I love y’all 

I’ll write aged up for him!

Ahhhhh I can’t think of any right now my brain is fried sorrrrrry. Thank u though!

THE HEART KNOWS. Don’t underestimate Madara though he knows how to use it he really does

Yeah like I can never see dabi banging a hero knowingly (but even like an undercover hero didn’t feel right to me) as of now I’m trying to play around with the idea of an undercover cop??? Maybe not as bad as a hero in Dabi’s eyes. Maybe. But I like villain on villain more lmao less drama and more banging

Tbh he’s embarrassed by his long schlong but at the same time, he knows he’s the shit 

He really really is he cannot be stopped

I honestly have a good portion of the gangster Au written out from yearsssss ago, but I’m getting back into the Gods AU. Wondering if I should write some out in my free time tbh 

Hmmmm possibly! Also factoring in Izuna on Madara’s part, and I think most of Butsuma Senju’s intolerance was inherited by Tobirama

STRONG AND SILENT VIRGIN IS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

It was honestly the question of the century

It’s canon 

MIKOTO!!!!

!!!!!!!! completely canon (although I thought Senju had more chakra maybe I’m wrong)

the evidence presents itself tbh!

I doubt you could even get a comb through that thing tbh so nah 

@sufferthesea I’M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS THANK UUUUUU

I do not play Skyrim but.... I agree

@daemmerlicht-prinzessin SUPER LATE MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO!

Ahhhhh I’ve been so caught up with other stuff I stopped working on it for the moment, hopefully in the next few weeks!

I missed it this year I’m so mad ):

other fics!

I do not, sorry ):

it’s sad times we’re living in but the Uchiha dick had to go. It had bigger dreams

i’m glad it was such a delicious drama <3

honestly.... they’re not wrong

OH MYYYYY Tobirama would die

UGH it’s ok we all feel the same way

WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN

Ugh don’t worry love Tobirama did fuck up in some arenas to get to this point but there will be an ending soon...

high key it’s always been a lil ugly

omg thank youuu. yeah the Uchiha have a frustrating tendency to be hot as FUCK so I’m sure Madara’s bros were

thank you so much my friend <3

LMAOOO it’s an illusion tbh this man is such a giant virgin dork

wow... this was so sad.... but so true

I would but I don’t have any good pictures of it surprisingly ):

Hmmmm I might, I’m not sure. There are so many requests it’s difficult to remember what I have 

I don’t have too many currently so I’m available to write more if anyone is interested!

murked omggggg. Well I guess you’ll just have to find out (:

UM HE REALLY IS his dick has its own armor it’s so strong it can’t be defeated. He’s not worried about it at all 

I’ll give it a listen!

Hashirama can be my sugar granddaddy ugh yes

Hmmmm likely not. I really don’t see Izuna as the type to put aside clan rivalries for friendship, at least not a deep one ):

Yeah I noticed that too ): if you’re looking for a specific one lmk, it may be on my wordpress!

Honestlyyyyy I don’t think much would have changed. Hashirama would have been heartbroken, but still an advocate for peace

it’s true I thank you for this

[disownedbytiime]

Funny how certain media/shows/fandoms will make you like things you never thought you’d enjoy! Honestly I never thought I could ever read an a////bo or m///preg ever, but here I am.

Anyway I got hc about the main mx///xt couples having kids so 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ll start this by saying that I believe that in the sv and tg worlds m///preg is possible but not in md (since it’s more realistic). And it doesn’t go here but QQ is the same.

– I don’t see Bing//qiu having kids right away. They’d want to live their honeymoon phase for a while (years), and tbh I don’t think LBH is ready to be a dad with all the daddy issues he has. Also I think he’s not yet mature enough to share his husband even with a kid of his own. At the same time, I don’t think SQQ would want to get pregnant because that’s new to him and he’s still coming to terms with the fact that it can happen. Yet, I think years in (and I mean many many years in), when they’re more sure about their relationship and more mature and understood better the world and how they fit into it, they’d agree on having a kid. I kinda see them having a daughter, only one and they’d name her either after BH’s mom or SQQ’s lil sister. I believe they’d be good parents tbh, and it’d be a surprise but I think LBH would be the better parent and oh, he would protect her so much. TLJ would love her btw! But LBH doesn’t like her spending time w him. I think SQQ would want her to cultivate in CQ mountain even tho nobody else wants bc she’s part demon, but YQY would let her. And she’d be in Bai Zhan peak, much to the horror of everybody.

– For Wang//xian, as I said I don’t think they can have kids of their own, but also I don’t see them adopting. I think it’s clear that WWX likes kids (and I’ll always love the moment where he says ‘we only need a little one’ recalling the scene w his parents and comparing it to his relationship with LWJ) but! I think they had enough and will rather now enjoy their life together on their own. Besides, they have tons of juniors that they watch over. I think they’d consider LSZ their kid, and that’s enough. They’ll see him growing up and turning into a fine man. They also watch over JL and the others, but more like in a uncles’ way. So I think they’re good. (I’m obsessed with them living their life like WWX imagined in a cottage and not at the sects)

– As for Hua//lian I do see them having kids, maybe not right away but not that many years in like with BQ. I think HC would be the one who wants them first, and once XL gets over his embarrassment about the pills that the ghosts offered, he’d accept bc he’s pretty whipped (tbh both of them are), and after the first one he’d want more. And I kinda see them having 2-3. Boy and girl (or two boys and girl) or all boys. I do, however, believe that they wouldn’t be the best parents out there. They’d try, but they have so many responsibilities that it may be difficult. Fortunately they have E//ming and Ruo///ye to babysit! And also YY and maybe BY and PS and the r//ain master?? Imagine even HX. They’d have tons of uncles (and adopted siblings) that would care for them. They’d even have cousins! (C/uocuo and G/uzi). Anyway depending on when this happens and if SQX is still alive, he’d be the cool but bad influence uncle. But other than him, most of the others are cool uncles that will watch over the kids while the parents are too infatuated with each other. And oh! When QR comes back he’d also be terrible influence on him! He’d tell him he’ll eat him and G/uzi would have to stop him, but I also headcanon that when he comes back, he’s less… gremlin and less intense. He’d still be a nuisance but somehow calmer and would rather spend his free days with his son, so I think he’d enjoy being a gremlin uncle. And it may remind him of his and XL’s infancy. HC doesn’t want him near his kids, but yk it sometimes just happens.

Now! The other canon ship and other non canon ones.

– Mo//shang would definitely have many many kids. I think it’s a common hc that they’d want kids bc of how neglected they were when they were kids. And also bc MBJ needs a heir. So they’d have many. And I think SQH would be scared at first –just like with SQQ, this didn’t exist in their world– and okay, maybe every time he’d get scared, but once he sees the kids, he’d be fine with it. Until next time. They’d have both girls and boys, but I’m not sure yet what i want the first one to be. Surprisingly they’d be the best parents from all this list. I think that LBH would see their growing family and that’s one of the things that pushes him into wanting kids btw. The half demon/half human kids would grow in both demon and human realm, but I don’t see them getting into CQ mountain as disciples. Or maaaybe one? Only one from all the bunch who’s more human-like than the others. Maybe into Qing Jing peak to annoy SQQ or in the one MQF is bc I also see them being healers. In any case, many of the kids inherited the love for bad writing from their dad, something that SQQ loathes. ((Or maybe twins get in, one is QJ and the other in that other one, but both kids pester their uncle SQQ daily with their writings!))

– Bing//jiu would definitely have many kids. Not exactly bc SJ wants, but LBH would want to have him pregnant all the time to keep him there and show everybody he’s his. SJ would say how disgusting it is, but secretly he’d love it too. He’d give LBH more kids than his other wives and he’d take pride of their kids being “superior.” Their fist kid would be a daughter (like with BQ). They’d be okayish parents, LBH would always be away ruling the world so he’s kinda absent, but he’d lavish them with gifts and nice food and other stuff. SJ would take care of them and of their education. He’d be stern but he’d also be quite spoiling –something BG doesn’t like–. We just have to keep SHL away from them btw.

– LMY/SHL (idk their ship name) wouldn’t have kids I think. I definitely don’t see SHL being a good mother at all, and honestly LMY? Keep your literature away from kids, it’s not appropriate. Buuuut maybe they (mostly SHL) end up roped into babysitting BQ’s and MS’s babies and oh she’d hate it and would ask LMY for help (maybe MS’s kids would get their love for writing from here too), and after a while, after they grow up, they may start thinking it wouldn’t be such a bad idea. Until the next mo//shang baby comes and they’re like: uhhh not again…. So yeah I think they wouldn’t.

– Quan//yin wouldn’t have them bc YY is too busy and he doesn’t want them and QYZ is basically still a kid.

– Beef//leaf…. Ah, realistically it’d be the easiest since the both of them change forms a lot, but I think they’d wait also. (They need to get over their traumas first). Since I firmly believe that SQX prefers their female form and HX their male form, SQX would carry the kid. I think they agree on having only one but they end up with twins, and that’s okay. HX would be the responsible father with SQX being more scatterbrained, yet he’d try hard. (After watching his nephews before he’d know what to do better!) (I’m ignoring canon a lot here, this is in a world where they are together and SQX is immortal again).

– Xue//Xiao and Xi//Yao are unfortunately </3 not possible anymore so I won’t say much, but if they weren’t dead Xue//Xiao wouldn’t have any bc they have A//Qing already and ngl I doubt they’d be good parents at all. Xi//Yao do deserve kids and I think they’d be nice parents, albeit too protective.

– I’m not super into this ship, but since I saw some art earlier (the first I ever see) I’ve been thinking about them. I think FX and Jian//Lan should be given a new opportunity and they should give C/uoCuo a sibling! An alive one. (If it makes sense bc the mother is a ghost herself). I think they could make it work.

And last, again it doesn’t go here but:

– Yan//Shen should not adopt more kids. They have 5 already and ngl SQ is not the best dad. He kept collecting kids and then abandoning them to save the world. Not cool. YWS seems a bit better but at the same time he left YSY when he was like 10 and then disappeared for 10 years, so yk first take care of the kids you already have and then you can think about having more.