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We really went from "I would examine your food and drink more closely from now on" when recruiting Zevran to "An assassin took over our kitchen and sleeps in the larder and we're fine with that" with Lucanis, huh.

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When Veilguard comes out, please keep it in the back of your mind every single time you interact with Varric and Lucanis that their writer got laid off with little to no warning and that she is and always will be a Dragon Age legend and one of the reasons why the franchise has stayed afloat for as long as it has

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WAKE UP, the Chocolate Guy did it again!!

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Luke Skywalker is the funniest character in fandom because everyone took one look at him and decided 'yeah he's a twink' and proceeded to ship him with every guy he vaguely interacts with

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We all know that Choices was bought by another company, but some of you may not be aware that Series Entertainment deals almost exclusively in AI-generated content. It's no wonder the clothing looks like something you lay on top of a paper doll. Choices totally shot themselves in the foot with that company sale and it's clear to see. I won't be surprised of they tanked soon - I mean we all saw the day coming, so this is probably the start.

Plus One - Main character + premium outfits

⚠️Spoiler alert for yet unreleased content!⚠️

Default name is Lennox Bell. Can't choose your pronouns this time unfortunately and once again, no new faces or premium hairstyles.

Female faces:

Additional hairstyles:

Male faces:

Additional hairstyles:

Premium outfits:

CH1: "Smooth Landing" A flirty/fun, floral set that's perfect for first impressions.

CH3: "Woman/Man About Town" - A sweet/slick summer outfit for soaking up the sun.

CH6: "Happy Sails" - A sexy/cool look for a scorching hot yacht party.

CH9: "Feel The Beat" - A sleek, sexy outfit for a late night concert.

CH11: "Hide and Seek" - A distracting lingerie set picked by your boo.

CH13: "Revenge Party" - A knockout look to distract the crowd from drama.

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If you're an American and can vote, PLEASE DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS GUY. I'm honestly very scared for our country's future and if Trump gets into office again, it's the end of democracy as we know it.

You have a right to vote, so use it. Use it to keep the soul of our nation alive and keep America American.

Vote Harris. Kamala may not be everyone's cup of tea, but don't let that influence you into turning our nation into a dictatorship.

sorry everyone, bouta get political

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I was looking forward to this game so much. It seemed like the old Choices was finally coming back and we were going back to the It Lives style.

And then...Stabby Joe appeared.

I can't take this game seriously when the killer's name just makes me want to cringe laugh. All the brains at PB couldn't come up with something better??

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You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense).  I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen.  Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.  

this bitch hooked me up.  

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

or this

DUDE!  INASNE SHIT!!  So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash.  Lemme dole it out for her.  BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!!  This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.  

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock.  You’re worth it.  

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged:  https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

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@octopusdreamsofaquaticsheep I refer you to this chart, my friend.

Honey bees and bumblebees are usually very gentle and will only sting to protect their hive or queen bee. Then you have the fucking wasps and yellowjackets. These guys are complete assholes and will sting you just for looking at them the wrong way. And unlike the bees listed above who can only sting once and then die, these fuckers can sting you over and over again. And believe me, they will. My cousin once found a nest in an abandoned car when we were kids and they stung him so bad and so many times that he had to go to the hospital. His dad had to literally carry him to the emergency room. Twenty years later - and this grown man is built like one of the Avengers, has two black belts and works construction mind you - he's still afraid of bees.

In short, not all bees will sting you. Some are sweet gentle babies while some, like the yellowjackets and wasps that your parents warn you about (at least they do where in live on the east coast of the USA) will attempt to murder you.

have you ever been stung by a bee?

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I had a really weird moment of "holy crap, I'm old" today at work while scanning an ID for an alcohol purchase.

This girl just turned 21. She was born in 2003.

When I tell you I am shook, I mean I'm a palm tree blowing in a hurricane right now. I was born in 1992 and I turn 32 in December. How did this happen??