#I am also an energy vampire but like... in reverse.

[cryptidwithacopiccollection]

More attorneys!

This is fanart of my two favorite scenes from @vonpharma's fic Take One Down, I love the writing sm and i may or may not have re-read it like 4 times.

Happy birthday Wendy!

[lullabyalikpoptarot]

Choi San's Perspective Reading

Alright, now on to the second Ateez member I wanted to do. I feel his reading may be a bit heavier, than Wooyoung's, so the song I got was Pretty Isn't Pretty by Olivia Rodrigo. The lyric, 'bought a bunch of make-up, trying to cover up my face.' This gives me there is a sense of insecurity with his appearance, or he likes to hide his true self, or escape himself when he is an idol. I get a sense he doesn't feel good enough on his own. I believe that came up in his idol reading. We will see what more I can get with the cards.

I am kind of getting he needs the spotlight and attention to feel alive. He kind of feels a bit empty and soulless with the Parasite and Colorless Angel card. I am getting vultures and energy vampires is that the people who surround him, not sure. I am not sure he really knows who he is. He was offered this dream of being an idol. I am sure they all were, so not sure why I am being shown this. I feel like this career path may have drained his soul, like he is now a shell of himself. It was like he was tempted by his innocence, youth and naivety. I was trying to understand why the Sacrifice card was in reversed, but this card reminds me of the 7 of wands and swords, so it being reversed there is a sense he couldn't defend himself. He lacked confidence and a backbone. It could be they liked that he was easy to mold, maybe this is what he is trying to show me. I am not sure this is something he wanted on his own, but that someone persuaded him in this direction. With the Parasite next to the Colorless Angel it is like his energy can get consumed and drained by soulless, dark people around him. I mean the idol life can be very draining to him. It is like when he pours himself into that. It is hard for him to put energy into himself. The idol life consumes him. Man, I find Cancer idols to be hard to get information from, because they take time to open up, so I have to sit with the energy longer, which is hard for my impatient ass to do so. I will move on to the next deck of cards.

He should work on taking positive steps forward in his life. He needs to lead his life in a positive direction. He should do things that bring him life. That maybe brings life to his soul. Like maybe do hobbies that bring joy to his life. It is like he needs to nourish his soul. I feel he leans on the idol life a bit too much, which can suck your soul, so he needs to put his energy elsewhere. In this one card there is one end where there is a person trying to hide behind a mask, this is what he does as an idol, but the other end they have a candle burning. It is like he needs to find his light, his passion. There are messages from his guides and his higher self to work through this. He may hear them or block them. I am getting he does get nudges to do some work on himself but may struggle to take the steps he needs to get what needs to be done. He needs to have moments of silence and just listen, maybe journal to see what comes to him. He could struggle to find "time" to do this, or having to sit and listen to his thoughts may be terrifying for him, like most people, so he may struggle to do that. He may distract himself, so he doesn't have to do the work, like most people do.

He should allow himself to receive whatever comes to him. To just let things be. I feel this one card is telling him to open up to the universe or the messages he may receive. He may be able to hear messages form the universe, he may have psychic gifts himself, not sure he knows how to use it, or understands the messages he gets. I also feel he should just go outside and feel the breeze around him. And to also go with the flow. He should work on guarding who he truly is and to have confidence in his authentic self. He may cater himself to an image to shield his true identity, not out of malicious intent. He just does not seem confident in who he really is. It is like he holds on to the idol image he has. He should also work on building a barrier a protective shield around him, as he tends to have his energy consumed by others easily and can get drained by others easily and maybe influenced. There is some connection to his past, be it his Mother, his childhood, how he was nurtured that may need to be addressed with him. This may be where his confidence issues stem from. I see a woman with a baby here, so there is something with how he was nurtured that may be significant.

Now, to the archetype deck, with the thread card, I can sense someone is pulling at him. He seems to be pulled to do things. I am thinking about how I am pulled to do certain things. I feel he gets that sense to. He seems very connected to guides and may get their messages all the time. Because with this Mystic card, he is tapped into the unknown. I sense he has strong psychic gifts; I sense it here. With the One card showing up in shadow. He may feel out of place. He may not feel complete or feel like he belongs in some sense. There is just a lack of belonging here.

I see this Travel card and it always reminds me of the 6 of swords. A need for him to heal and move on from the past, to remove the baggage he has had from the past. Now this Happiness card is very vibrant and colorful. He needs to bring that youthful energy and vibrancy back to his life. Why do I feel his career sucked that energy out of him. I see him being someone who is very perceptive and intuitive of his environment. Now, I am drawn to the Black cat on the card, which means he is a highly intelligent person, playful, but can be mysterious and standoffish at times as well. He might also try to keep others away and at bay from him. Not sure why I am getting that too. I am just getting he is very cautious of others, maybe doesn't trust others very well. It seems he puts all his energy into his career. I just got it is an escape route. I am not sure his home life was the best growing up to be honest, so this career may have been a way out. So, I did get the message a narcissist mother when I was talking about the escape route, that did pop up, and I looked at how that can affect children and saw low self-esteem can be caused by it, so that could be what I was getting with the earlier cards I got.

Now to end with my own Tarot cards. So, the first card that came out was the Aries card I have. He doesn't really give me strong Aries energy, but I do feel this is telling him to take charge of his life. There is a passion he does have, a fire with in him. He can also be pretty domineering as well; in what aspect I don't know. From the flags reading I have done of him, he did show dominating traits in relationships, so maybe that is how it shows up. Now I got both 10 cards. The 10 of Swords and the 10 of wands, so he seems mentally and physically burdened, quite beat down. This job can be a lot for him to handle. There is a lot of burdens he carries. He could lack certain boundaries, struggles to stand in his power, he could get walked on over, that can be due to his low confidence. He can have bouts of depressive episodes. There are also some deep wounds he still needs to work on and heal from.

Well, I felt this would be intense. He didn't really cause me discomfort energetically, but the messages were pretty intense. This was an interesting rollercoaster he put me through here. I am going to send this boy healing and comfort vibes. There is some shit he needs to work through from what I got here.

[vivisviolets]

Hey I hope your doing well 💗

I am here for energy reading + 3 image moodboard

My initial L ,I am virgo and virgo sun and aquarius rising and sagittarius moon and leo venus,i am famale she/her interested in male he/him.

My favorite color is blue and I love art and stationary and fashion and I love pearls

Thanks for your reading 💌

L 🍴🍽🍸 —⟡ Ten of Cups, Knight of Cups (reversed), Seven of Wands (reversed), Ace of Swords (bonus) (reversed), Page of Swords (bottom of the deck) —⟡ 111, 10, 0101 (someone could work w/ binary code), Air placements, Aquarius/Libra placements, (10th house, 3rd house, rising), Pisces/Aries placements (Sun, 8th house, Saturn, Pluto, silverware, dining set, porcelain, clean, cold, generational trauma, channeled song- She’s Always A Woman - Billy Joel

—⟡ Hello L, thanks for joining us! I see you meeting your future partner at a family gathering, and or maybe a workplace event involving family members (could also be a religious/church event but only if that resonates for you)- there is some theme of your family knowing their family, and so that is how you will cross paths. regardless of if you want this to be focused on your next partner, or your future spouse- I see this person as being the one in some way, I am hearing “divine union”, which might be why family is being involved in your first meeting. almost like it’s foreshadowing to both of you uniting two families… there is more to that aspect that I wish to unpack- but let me move on to the next chapter (I’m feeling old storybook energy from this ngl) of who this gentleman is~

going with the storybook theme- this man is giving Aurora's Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty (1959), he also has “Knight” energy. he’ll be charming, but with a traditional and serious twinkle in his eye- he has a sense of humor and charisma, but when he looks at you, he will be thinking of building a stable partnership and being a provider for you. He may have Aquarius/Air in his chart, but with Capricorn/earth degrees (maybe Saturn/Uranus dominance?), -most Capri(s) I’ve seen tend to have a mix of dark and light features, so he may have dark/pale(shaved?) hair, more pale skin/skin that catches the light (has a “sparkle” to it?), and dark/very light eyes- he's unique but has an essence of traditional to his appearance. honestly, he has features that look like Christian Bale- it's giving a little vampire too~ maybe a little young Robert Patterson? BAHAH sorry, I apologize. what you should take away from my physical description- is that this guy will have both unique but “traditionally” masculine features, rather intense (dark-colored, or hooded) eyes, and a magnetic aura to him. I also don’t see him as having an immature ego, but maybe some chaotic energy- due to how he may have many opposing signs in his chart), which is also why his eyes may appear intense at first. He might also have a creative eye, and he is neither humble nor ego-driven in that- he may do modeling or could model if he wanted to, he could also be a good interior designer- the type to be able to point out colors, what should be changed, and what curtains he wants paired w/ the sofa- DRIVEN! that’s the word I was looking for. he knows what he wants. (he also may have an eye for fashion- lots of suits, and if he were in modeling he would not mind going full Victorian-inspired. and knows he looks good in it.)

ok now- let me get into the more intense and darker aspects of this partnership- if you two were to get married (does not have to be, but a more serious partnership is coming through heavily), you would have a beautiful home together- again they are a very driven provider- and they would see you as their princess, transformed into their earth queen (it’s giving fiery Queen of Wands/The Empress energy- that is how they see you as their wife/partner) as the relationship/courting progresses. Now, I’m going to be really honest, and a little brutal- you two, both of you- (or maybe just this person if you have no issues within your family, take what resonates)- have, some severely toxic family members. and unfortunately, I see that toxicity, beginning to spill into this partnership. now this could mean actual family tampering with this relationship (overbearance, over-stepping boundaries, family making your home their home, etc), but also this could be that this toxic energy has rubbed off on you and your person. and so both of you may now carry behaviors that are not yours, and that belong to these generational lines- and they will begin to show up within this relationship and clash in... really weird and dark ways. so there is a serious need to de-toxify this familial/generational poison, or this will be what destroys this relationship (heavy theme of the word divorce.)... it’s reminding me of Billy Joel’s marriage with his at the time manager Elizabeth Weber, he wrote the song “She’s Always A Woman”, and it’s a darling love song of course, but it also describes recognized destructive behaviors, that keep being acted on. -but going back to a happier ending- if anyone can heal, and more importantly, alchemize this chaos that does not serve you, it's definitely you two 👫. if you guys can exorcise your demons and run all the snakes out of your shared house- it is you two👫💗. and once you’ve furthered in that maturing, you guys will also create a very cute (and also stylish asf) family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦. (if you want that of course) ♡ ♡ ♡

*i hope this was helpful my darling ♡~ consider leaving a tip on my Patreon if you enjoyed, or follow and become a violet~ doesnt matter to me tho :>~ sending you on your wayyyy, bye bye!!*

[gust-jar-simulator]

Okay time for unhinged crossover logic.

There are two Links I like to subject to vampire drama: Four (I really need to invent a tag for those rambles) and Wild. To sum up the way I write them fast and dirty, the methods are as follows:

Four: In Four Swords Adventures, the split Links explode into force gems (crystallized life that is also money) when they die, and in either that game or Four Swords can be resurrected by sacrificing force gems. In addition, the Four Sword itself feeds on/must be powered up by force gems. Therefore, considering how closely tied his existence is to the sword by this point, Four must feed it (and by extension himself) life force or suffer consequences. He can improvise to a limited extent by feeding on elemental magic, or living blood, but none of it is as efficient as force gems.

Wild: After being killed by magic lasers that may or may not have been able to infect his body with Malice like a horrible STD, his brain got completely rewired by Sheikah tech. An argument could be made that he's a cyborg on some level, the Shrine of Resurrection flooding his veins with nanobots or any other sci fi method of keeping a corpse breathing. As such, like other forms of Sheikah tech, he is vulnerable to infection by Malice and the call of the Blood Moon, and might be able to literally cannibalize Guardians to repair himself as well as drain energy from shrines and towers.

(Also as a side note, considering the horrors of teleportation tech, the Sheikah database has likely memorized what makes Wild and how he was put together, and could theoretically generate another one of him if he dies again.)

Where am I inputting my crossover logic?

I've been sitting here for the past hour thinking about the concept of diablerie from Vampire: The Masquerade. To distill it to the essentials, diablerie is the act of a vampire drinking another vampire's blood to the point of final death, consuming even the soul. This has advantages in that you obtain their power level and abilities. A major disadvantage, however, involves the "consuming the soul" bit- if you're not strong enough, the vampire you ate could overwhelm your consciousness. Uno reverse is a bitch.

Diablerie also happens to be addicting, because getting a little sippy of life force is nothing compared to the pleasure of completely consuming a soul.

I started my idea of vampire!Wild with a singular image in my head: Wild's face and arms smeared with bluish fluids, sucking on a broken hose yanked from the undercarriage of an upturned guardian.

The thing is, most every guardian in the game has been infected by Malice. Wild is absolutely the type to investigate new things via biting and ask questions later, and he can successfully eat monster parts (as well as monster essence) without many complications. We've all tried to cook guardian parts into an elixir at least once. But I can't help wondering if it's like the difference between mineral iron and organic iron- chewing on metal won't give a human any nutrition, but we can get the iron we need from meat. Maybe Wild's augmentations can filter out the consequences of eating raw hinox liver, but they might be vulnerable to Malice that has adapted to the shape of a magitech electronic virus.

I love the idea of his normal instincts (food heals) getting influenced by magitech input (cannibalize broken tech), and it's not like he has commendable impulse control that would second-guess the urge to drink robot coolant. Stuck in the middle of Hyrule Field with the last of his kebabs gone, why not try it?

Have you ever been so thirsty that you go for a sip and then start chugging because the water feels much better going down than you expected, jaws practically latching onto it like a stubborn wolf?

I keep thinking about it. I keep thinking about the idea that if Wild feeds on guardians to fuel his own internal systems, he's insanely vulnerable. And if he goes too far, is the infection something that would burn out? Would he just have his own private Blood Moon event, ripping through the countryside until he finally blacked out, or would the virus puppet him past the point of consciousness? I don't think the Sheikah really understood the concept of firewalls or antiviruses. Why would they need any?

Four, by contrast, is less vulnerable to any kind of corruption (barring, perhaps, dark magic) but much more vulnerable to the pitfalls of being a well-adjusted civilized human faced with the urge to devour life energy. Starving even though he's eaten a three course meal. Thirsty even though he's drank an entire bucket, or tried to. The human body doesn't have the signals necessary to covey your sword is starved for energy, wires are bound to cross in confusing and ugly ways. Headaches, weird cramps, until finally the sword he reshaped starts altering him in turn.

Hylians eat with their mouths and kill with their hands. A sword eats and kills with the same organ, but the base instinct of magic could get the point across well enough. If he won't eat by stabbing, maybe he'll eat if the magic makes his Hylian body more effective- steel claws and steel fangs, the better to gut monsters with. Or people. It's not like the sword has preferences, it just has hunger. Symbiosis is a two way street: Four made the sword, infused it, empowered it. The sword, in turn, broke him down and remade him. They're the same creature with the same needs, now. He just needs to realize it before the hunger gets out of control.

The thing is, he's used to fighting dark magic. Depending on your take, and if you utilize the manga, he could find a lot of comfort in the presence of dark magic. If they suspect they're becoming some kind of demon, or infected with some demon urge, Shadow would be their first thought. If they were to confide in anyone about dark urges, who better than the demon who asked them to indulge those in the first place? They miss him. He'd comfort them. He'd soothe whatever burning need this is.

If you don't want to use the manga, dark magic is still a comfort in that it's a preferred target, uncomplicated and simple. You don't have to worry about the morality of attacking a creature made of shadow. It's fine. It's quite possibly the only fine target to have.

Whenever I think about the possibility of vampire!Four losing control, I come down to two options. He's an extremely controlled person by necessity, considering the state of his brain. He thinks twice about literally everything he does. It would take quite a lot of pressure for him to drop that control, past the point of manageable and straight into "you cannot afford to be afraid to injure him, because he's Ruthless and Not Listening". With Wild, preferred prey would be Sheikah tech followed up by whatever the Malice wants dead. With Four?

He's going to find the nearest source of dark magic and bite the fuck out of it, either because Shadow is safety Shadow can fix this, or it's okay to rip and tear a thing this dark, I can let go and be a monster to a thing like this.

In other words, Twilight is in danger. Dark is also in danger, he's just not typically close enough to bite.

I'll come back to this at some point, but I wanted it out here.

[yourfellowhuman07]

Medical Practices

A She-Ra: Princess of Power 2018 fanfiction

Hordak have never been to a doctor in his life, nor did he want to; however, after some convincing, he agreed. They know nothing about his illness nor how to treat it, so they need the advice of a professional. Now he and Entrapta are traveling to a doctor's office on a nearby planet, all the while King Micah is reluctantly chaperoning.

*Part Two to Where Do We Go Know?*

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Before we start, I want to talk about the Eternian accent.

In my head, it sounds like a crappy Transylvanian/ trope vampire accent with a buzz to it. Many letters like "t" and "y" are replaced with "z" and "v" to make that buzzing sound:; furthermore, they stress the letters "e" and "s" to mimic that buzzing sound. They are very quick to deliver their statements, so when talking to one, you have to really pay attention to figure out what they are saying. Also, the higher you climb on the social ladder the more refined the accent is.

Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoy this chapter. (If anything doesn't make sense please ask me.)

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Chapter 3: Dr. Alore

Hordak eyed the small man up and down.

“I am… well.”

“Good, good, good, good. I am glad to have vinally met zou.”

“Might I ask why I am so exciting?” Hordak’s anger was already starting to bubble in him.

“Oh, zou are zhe only one of zour kind I ‘ave had zhe pleasure to treat. I vanted to get one of zou for myself, but I could never afford it. Now zou are here. I’ve always wanted to study zour species’ DNA. Zou know, zou are lucky too.”

“How is that?”

“I am the only doctor who vould treat you.”

“I see.” Hordaks lips were pulled to form a thin line. So Entrapta didn’t pick the doctor. She had no choice. Now he’s going to get prodded like a zoo animal by this crackpot.

“Now,” he leafed through his clipboard, “you came in today to treat some unknown disease, as zour girlfriend put it.” Hordak was slightly taken aback. No one had ever referred to Entrapta in such a way.

“Yes, it is something wrong with my DNA. We do not know exactly what it is, nor how to effectively treat it. That is why I came in today.”

“Ah, zes, zour girlfriend said the disease was physically evident. Might I zee?”

Hordak sighed and looked to make sure the door was locked. He unbuttoned his shirt. As he took off his armor, Dr. Alore’s face was washed of his chipper attitude. The sight only heightened Hordak’s anxiety.

“I zee.”

“See what?” Hordak practically shouted.

“I know what zhis is.” He began to type on a nearby computer. “It is a condition commonly known as Cellular Rot. It is vhen zhe muscles in a zertain area begin to die out, leaving behind only skin, bones, and blood vessels, and nothing can be done to reverse it. I’ve never zeen a case this bad. How long ‘ave you had zour condition.”

“Around 26 years.” Dr. Alore’s eyes practically jumped out of his skull.

“26 YEARS! Why ‘ave you now just come?”

“I had no access to antiquate medical care.” Hordak’s voice was uncharacteristically small.

“Apologizes. Zheir is some ways to treat the symptoms.” Hordak’s ears perked up “First, I need to ask you some questions. What is zour pain like on an average day?”

“On a good day, I wake up to a slight buzz in my head and an ache in my joints. On a bad day, my head is throbbing, my skin has a terrible itch, and my bones feel like they are on fire; however, those days are few and far between. Most days it hinders my ability to control some smaller movements.”

“Zes, how much would zou say zou eat in a day?”

“A small meal twice a day is all I need.”

“Oh no, no, no. Zou should be eating much more zhan zhat. Zou sees that zhe areas zhat are infected act as a vacuum for any energy you get from what you consume. Based on zour current body weight…” he typed something on the computer, “zou should be eating around 4,300 calories per day. Zou should be eating a diet high in proteins and carbs and of course, be eating the proper amount of fruits and vegetables. I vill send you a document detailing all of this, of course.” Hordak sunk slightly in his seat. He can barely manage to eat twice a day. How is he going to manage 4,300 calories a day?

“Now, to ease zhe pain, I will prescribe zou some medications. With zour consent, I will take a DNA sample to pinpoint what medications best suit zour needs.”

Hordak nodded, and Dr. Alore snapped on a pair of blue gloves. He disinfected the area above Hordak’s scar on the left. He stuck a small syringe in his skin and filled it with his crimson blood. Pulling out the syringe he disinfected the area again.

“How do zou think zou got zhe disease?” He asked, holding the syringe up to the light.

“I have no clue. I woke up one day with an ache in my joints and it spiraled into this.” He remarked, gesturing to himself.

“Were zou exposed to any radiation before contracting it?”

“I do not believe so. I assumed it was something I was born with.”

“Oh no, no, no. It can only be formed through a mutation in the DNA. Of course, some are more susceptible to it zhan others. No matter, can’t do anything about it anyway.”

“Is that all?”

“Zhould be. When would you like me to book a vollow up appointment?” He asked, his chipper attitude fully reformed.

“Follow-up appointment?”

“Of course. I need to check on zour progress.”

“I see.”

“Perhaps six months from now?”

“That is adequate.”

“Good, good. You may put zour cybernetics back on.”

Hordak quickly reassembled himself, methodically buttoning up his white shirt and carefully tucking it into his black pants.

He cleared his throat.

“Thank you, Dr. Alore, for helping me.”

“Oh no, thank zou. I’ve finally got to work with one of zour kind and have a DNA sample.”

“ If it is not rude of me to ask, why are you transfixed with my species?” The doctor’s eyes lit up, and Hordak started to regret the question.

“Ah yes, I've made it my life’s mission to discover everything about every intelligent species across zhe universe. I'm a biologist at heart.”

“Then why work at a hospital?”

“Ah ha yes, I am more of an aspiring biologist, but once I publish my studies, I am sure to be recognized.”

The gears in Hordak’s head began to turn. It made sense why Entrapta chose this man, and as a fellow scientist, he understood his plight.

“Perhaps I could help you by giving you files on my species biology. Despite many people owning them, Horde Clone's biology and health are widely unknown to many. Perhaps by knowing about them, you can get some recognition.”

Dr. Alore’s eyes widened, and a smile painted his face. He wrapped his arms around Hordak’s midsection and put him in a bone-crushing hug (Hordak swore he heard a pop).

“Thank zou! Thank zou! Thank zou! Zhis will surely get me recognized! How could I pay zou back?” He placed Hordak back on the ground.

“No need. It’s payment for helping me.”

“Oh yes, of course. Thank zou.”

“You are welcome. Am I free to leave, or is there anything else?”

“Yes, I recommend stretching through days vhere zou are mostly stationary, or just anything to get your blood flowing. Zhis vill eases some of zhe stress in zour joints. Zhis too vill detailed in what I am sending zou.”

“Thank you. I… appreciate your council.” Hordak swiftly exited the room leaving the doctor alone.

“He talks funny.” The doctor commented before returning to studying the vial of blood.

[desertfangs]

Had some thoughts after reading your recent fic

Do you think Armand and Daniel might have had a slight role reversal in terms of energy levels after Daniel was turned? When Daniel was mortal he was always getting older and more tired and finding it harder to keep up with the forever 17 year old with an immortal's boundless energy.

But when he's finally in the blood, maybe it was Armand's turn to feel like the slightly grumpy and tired 500 year old man with his hyperactive puppy of a fledgling.

I'm just picture newly turned Daniel throwing a coat around Armand's shoulders and dragging him out the door while Armand tries to suggest they have a night in, wondering if this is how Daniel felt all those years

Oh my gosh, this is a great question! (Also thank you for reading my fic!!)

I do think maybe they have a slight role reversal. Or, at the very least, their dynamic changes a little. Daniel is very high on being a vampire at first. Armand tells him, "You take a lot of teaching." He's a little overwhelmed by Daniel as a vampire, and Daniel is a little overwhelmed by heightened vampire senses, and while they are in the midst of a crisis, I do think Daniel takes some time to adapt to his vampire senses and abilities. I think Armand is fantastic maker and teacher, and Daniel is lucky to have not only him there but also so many others who can give him tips and tricks and also tell him stories about when they first turned.

(I will say I don't think Daniel is particularly an outlier. It might be an unpopular opinion, but I think his reaction to vampirism is pretty standard, especially given how potent Armand's blood is. We don't get a lot of him as a vampire until we see him again mad in Marius' house, but I've mentioned before I don't think it was being overwhelmed by vampirism that did him in, but rather Armand's apparent death drove him mad.)

But yes, once Daniel has the blood and is a vampire, he's no longer being run ragged by trying to keep up with Armand. And he's also no longer burdened with the knowledge of his own aging and death. I am older than Daniel was when he was turned, and I can tell you as you get older, your body DOES WEIRD SHIT. Stuff stops working as well. And I'm not even THAT OLD. But like... imagine living with Armand, ageless and turned at 17, while Daniel keeps finding more gray hairs or new lines on his face or he can't move his left arm one night because he slept on it funny - that had to have to weighed heavily on him. So I think it was just the sword of Damocles, over him all the time in those last couple of years, and no matter how hard he tried to ignore it and push it back, it was hanging above him ready to fall.

So Daniel is lighter and unburdened as a vampire. He's ready to live forever with Armand. And Armand is absolutely proud of him and still loves him, of course, but Armand is a fatalist who starts to worry about when things will fall apart. I don't think that fear becomes too pronounced until later and I don't think he starts subconsciously pushing Daniel away for years yet, but it's in the back of his mind that Daniel may not need or want him anymore one day.

So in that respect their roles have changed. Daniel probably is excited to go travel or see some show or just go to Miami and walk around and shoot the shit and talk about the drunks stumbling past and all the tourists running around. He wants to go see and do everything now that he can do it without stressing about the lines on his face when he catches his reelection. He's excitable and hyper and like... I don't know how long dude is high on being a vampire, but I kind of think that initial burst probably lasts a while. And Daniel is talkative and affable and no doubt getting along with everyone.

Armand, meanwhile, is also dealing with all of his ex's in his house. So there's that to consider, too. And playing host. And running whatever business he's running on Night Island and elsewhere. (He has people! But he still needs to sign checks and papers and check in.)

So yeah, I do think a lot of '86 and '87 and maybe even '88 are more of Daniel going "Hey, boss, let's go see this thing or do this thing" and Armand being a little more... maybe not reluctant but less quick to jump on board with the idea. Not all the time. He's still Armand, he still likes to go see things and learn things! But sometimes!

I'll tell you, I think the real karma is Benji and Sybelle, wherein he has to indulge their interests and needs and suddenly Armand is there at TG remembering when he used to be the one dragging Daniel out the door as Sybelle grabs his hand and drags him to the music store or to see some concert and he's like "Ah, this must be how Daniel felt."

Thank you so much for the ask! Sorry for the long essay. TL;DR: Absolutely! LOL! I love the idea of Armand grumpily sitting in his office wondering if he can hide out and avoid being dragged to yet another rock concert with Daniel and Lestat over on the mainland for the 3rd time in a week.

[feraloccultist]

An Explanation of Why You Should Cover Your Ass that Doesn't Involve the Wiccan Rule of Three

I've been a witch for 4 years now, but as stated in a previous post, I am not an authority over Witchcraft and neither are you. However, I am going to do what a lot of people in the community don't seem to fully grasp and that is to explain things to people in a way that doesn't make them feel like a dumbass.

So, most of us who have been in the community for a hot minute know that the Rule of Three is beyond hogwash. But that does not mean that you should throw all caution to the wind in spell crafting. It means you should be cautious, but not for that specific reason.

Witchcraft is a vastly versatile group of hoodlums with varying levels of expertise and areas of expertise. Let me set the stage...

This dumbass roommate that you have likes to go in peoples' rooms while they are at work. You forget to lock the door before you leave and this motherfucker stole your Twinkies.

You come home from a long day's work, see your Twinkies are missing, but you find this motherfucker drunk in the bathroom with various Twinkie wrappers around him. You decided to jinx him.

1. One scenario here is that you him, forget to do a protection spell and all's well that ends well. Because he stubs and breaks his toe.

2. The other scenario is that he's also a witch with some knowledge and has a protection spell that reverses the energy of the jinx to come back to you. But you didn't have a protection spell for yourself and now YOU have the broken toe.

With a protection spell, both could avoid it. This is also why protection spells are the first class in Witch 101.

Now say that you had a protection spell and so did he. You both would have your ass covered. But people not just on Tumblr, but on many many platforms with a witchy community either throw all caution to the wind or get after baby witches and don't give them reasons why. But this is one example of many.

Some people out in the wild don't require a lot to be exceptionally hostile towards someone and they could jinx, hex, or curse indiscriminately. Protection spells are good for that.

Also, in many of my cases because energy vampires latch onto me, they are good with protecting your energy.

Protection spells are also good for protecting you from the bad vibes of other people.

Point being, always cover your ass. You will be all the better for it.

[kepesktribe]

Writers game: First sentences.

Rules: post the first sentence of your last ten fics. If you haven't written ten fics, share as many first-sentences as you have.

(I haven't written a fic in a while, so RP's is going to have to do. Luckily I have a few AU's in progress. Also... I may do more than just a sentence for each. Some aren't the start of the AU though, since my rp partner made some of the starters... but they are part of my first reply to the starters.)

Tagged: @elveny Thank you so much! I actually enjoyed this one because I get to show a bit of my AUs and writing. I think I have too many AUs. Lmao

Tagging: This is a lot... so I am going to just say anyone who wants to do it.

The princess and the merman. (Sybil x Abela fairytale AU)

Once there was a prince of the sea who had been lost since he was little. His memories carried the voices of family, grown distant through time, and the glow of light from above.

2. Knightly Memoria (Janlenoux x Adelphel amnesia AU. With the help of Sybil, the two live in Gridania and work for Sybil under fake identities as members of his squadrons. Jan loses his memories after an accident.)

Sybil paced the edges of a newly formed hole in Issom-Har. From above, a remainder of last night's rain dropped from a leaf to slip under his collar.

3. Knightly Memoria 2.0 (Janlenoux x Adelphel. Role reversal amnesia AU. This time Adelphel is the one to lose his memory while out helping Abela in "The Hundred Throes".)

Steel clashed against steel, two daggers against a single broad sword and a shield. Janlenoux spun as he came in with his shield to block a rather well done but slow strike of one of Meuliaire's blades.

4. Blood Dripped Rose (Another victim, devoid of blood. A single card decorated with the stamp of a blood dripped rose. "I'm Sorry." Written in shaken handwritting. {Vampire Florentel/Detective Sorrel AU})

The Jeweled Crozier, ever bustling with life regardless of anything happening elsewhere in Ishgard. Merchants called out to get the attention of possible customers. Tableware, blankets, easy to store foods. Each stall housed unique wares to fit anyone's needs. People haggling filled the air and children ran between one person and another.

5. Beneath the Stars (Prophet Florentel and disgraced hero Sorrel AU)

Fire rained down upon stone and soil, smoke filling the air and choking it. Even the moon hid from the sight below. Lingering monsters prowled the destroyed town, feeding upon inhabitants that had not made it out. Silence followed the sounds of despair, deafening in the night. Yet it was that silence, a bubble around the town, that soon was heard the slow treading of footsteps. The ringing bell of boots, purposeful in making, splitting the air.

6. Wilted Wings (Angst AU Florentel x Sorrel. Literally made this AU for the pain. At least they will get a happy ending... eventually. Can't say the same for Aruktai and Otome in this one though.)

Kazeninotte had stayed behind, lingering as the other void users slowly began to trickle out after their moment with Sorrel. A warm smile tilted her lips as she listened to Zeneroseus complain about the energy used up and his immediate deserving of a nice nap. She didn't argue. He did deserve it.

7. Free Wings (Fluff AU Florentel x Sorrel. Takes place in WoL Sybil's timeline where Florentel (My actual shard of Azem) actually did die at birth and thus was reborn after the events of MSQ where peace mostly exists... and falls in love with Sybil's son, Sorrel. Beginning starts during an Ishgardian Ball.)

If there was one thing he wanted to be doing, it was not this. Over the heads of those gathered, stunning blue took on a veiled mask. It wasn't that he did not like these kinds of things. It was that he attracted the wrong kind of attention during them.

This is where I run out of currently active or finished AUs and I don't remember posting order of my drabbles... so you get drabbles at random from here out.

8. Scars (How my half blind Miqo bard, Mikh'to, got his face scars. Song is "My Ladies Eyes" from the 'The Last Herald-Mage' book series by Mercedes Lackey. My favorite books.)

"The days may speed, and then, I heartward hie, I flee, I fly, To see her eyes again." Mikh'to sang to the sounds of his harp, each word between a pluck of strings. Around him tavern dwellers drank and cheered to one of his most requested songs.

9. Unnamed (Janlenoux had a dream of when he got his eye scar.)

Janlenoux sighed as he leaned back into his pillows, which he had propped up against the wall at the head of the bed. As comfortable as he was, he still didn't like how he was made to rest for a few days. Reaching a hand up, he hovered it over his bandaged eye but refused to touch the still fresh wound.

10. Unnamed (Pasithea, as her Ancient self, while working on a project... a flower whose spores strengthen the gift of soul sight. It.. uh.. fails.)

Bright, curious eyes peered at the oddly shaped, large flower. "Oh, I think I shall have to rework the size. Perhaps remove the sporehead and settle for a more elegant, petal design too. I have created something much too unsightly."

[possumsarenice]

Vampire King YN AU

cw: mentions of death

(YN doesn’t have a canon gender, they can be any gender but simply prefer masculine titles). As the name suggests, YN is a vampire king, and is also a little unhinged but has major flirty villain energy because honestly who doesn’t want to be a flirty villain?/gen. YN is more of an anti-villain then villain. Their goal is to infect as many morals with vampirism as they can to take control, so they won’t be hunted down for existing anymore. Their main nemesis is Supernova, my version of the Ballon World boy. He’s not evil in my HC, and I figured I’d use that to make an uno reverse of the usual “villain glitch, hero YN” trope. Nova is a vampire hunter, but will only hunt down vampires who are killing morals, and is even friends with some vamps that don’t. This kindness to vampires as a whole is the only he’s lived long enough tbh. YN tries to get info on Supernova and decides to do that by gathering info from two people close to Nova, Sun and Moon (their relationship is whatever you feel like) in a human disguise. But since I am a simp, YN falls for Sun and Moon. The relationship is surprisingly healthier then expected, but YN does eventually turn Sun and Moon without asking. I part to spite Supernova, but mostly because they don’t want to see their beloveds die of old age. Huge on angst with Nova losing Sun and Moon to YN, who are now bound to them by vamp magic, but still room for sillies. Victorian era, the celestials have the same bodies as they do in canon, but they’re organic instead they of animatronics

[thegardenoflights]

Hello, how are you? I’m Tatiana.G.A

🌼

I would like to ask you for a free reading please?

I would like to know how Diego.E.C.U feels about our friendship relationship (or about me) now that we also share a little more intimate moments on various levels?

A fact about me is that I long to have the partner of my dreams one day, the one that feels like a home and that I am obsessed with vampires.

Thank you very much 🤍 have a nice day

Hello there!

So during my shuffling, the Tower card popped out about three times. I never really get this happen, and i see this as a legitimate sign from spirit that this card is very important to this reading.

So with support of the other cards I have gathered, the Tower is very central to what Diego feels about your relationship.

The Tower is a card of disaster, falling apart, things breaking down and destruction. So the main feeling that is coming through for me is that Diego sees this relationship as destructive or going through a period of disaster. This card is with the Three of Swords in reverse and the Ace of Swords.

This may or may not be true but this is his current feelings.

The situation i’m getting in my head is that he has said something towards you, he opened up of some trauma or about facing some difficulties and he feels like it was destructive to your relationship as it stands. There seems to be a lot of fear and anxiety instilled within him, like i’m getting it all throughout me.

To get more information on this Tower, I pulled Strength Reversed. Diego doesn’t really seem strong enough in this situation he is going through, and he feels like he is destroying everything you two have built. He feels as though he is at the bane and the cause of problems between you. But From the things he’s spoken about to you, he’s coming from a place of being pure at heart.

I believe during your friendship you have helped him heal from some things in the past and this is why he has opened up to you in such a beautiful way.

But Diego has A LOT of anxiety regarding this friendship relationship, so much so that even when he wants to open up, he doesn’t trust himself to be vulnerable because he thinks he’s going to f everything up. And so I think he has finally become vulnerable and now thinks he’s going to destroy everything between you two.

When I do these readings, I get the energy of the people i’m reading, and i’m just so full of anxiety, so it could be that Diego is going through some mental health struggles at the moment. And what i get from you is that you seem to really care for him and your relationship with him. I think the best thing to do for him in this moment is to give him some reassurance that it’s okay for him to open up to you, and that you will be there for him when you can.

I wish you and diego all the best.!!

[stay-midnight]

maybe reverse vampire au 👀? reader is an anemic vampire and needs a constant supply chain of blood so ot8 offers instead to be donors but makes reader beg for it and theres just constant teasing and whining. maybe something fluffy + smut with either minchan or hyunjin since birthday month and artist of the month for them idk its like 5 am here this idea probs isnt fleshed out enough

Unquenchable Thirst

cw // Explicit Smut with MinChan, Implied Smut with Hyunjin, slightly power bottom reader (I didn't put too much begging sorry! 💀), Vampire Reader, Human!skz, Anemic reader, Sex Addict Minho, Chan is just Chan, Hyunjin is kinda emo and feels neglected, Wall Fucking, Riding, Penetration, Awkward Moment with Hyunjin, Double Penetration, Threesome.

a/n: I strayed so very far from the request since I was interested so much in the concept I had to expand on it. Sorry if it wasn't what you expected HSHXJ. (Put under a cut since it's too long.)

It is annoying.

Your donors are annoying, overly confident, loud and more. Sometimes, you were tempted to call the agency for new donors but you didn't. Not when Father himself assigned them to you, all 8 of these fools.

It’s true that you were very much in need of blood that atleast a day you have to have 1 liter of blood per 12 hours which is essentially one blood bag. Usual vampires only need atleast 300 mL of blood but being born with a incurable condition happens and runs within the family genes.

Father assigned 8 for you just so, they just don't collapse while you're leeching on their necks. Donors have increased production of blood cells anyways but for he also did it for cautionary measure.

But..... Like I said, the 8 were a pain in the asshole, sometimes literally since they are extremely attractive.

~

Suprisingly, blood drinking led to fucking, One thing happened, Chan had you on his lap sucking out of his neck and the next thing you know Minho had joined in.

You were now between an awkward position where Chan was moaning as you continued to drain him to satiate your neverending thirst, Minho was fucking up to you too — so not only moans from Chan was heard but breathy gasps from Minho was also received.

Chan erratically thrusts up into your welcoming tight heat — hands freaking out, trying to find where to touch. His neck was also leaned to the side as you basically use him as a human blood bag.

Minho’s hands was very much roaming around as he ruts against your ass, to your exposed dick, on your nipples, on your thighs, your neck and he even wrapped his arm around you. Too touchy with the donor is not the bestest thing. Ever.

You pull away from Chan’s neck for a moment, “Switch places with Chan.” you said with a emotionless tone, lips rising up momentarily as you looked back at the pleased face of your horny donor.

“Come on, you can still feed on him~” Minho whined, not wanting to pull out.

Chan looked spent and out of energy, sweaty all over and hair getting greasy. “First, it’s not a request, Second, he looks he’s about to be corpse, I’m still thirsty.” you explain monotonously.

“Fine.” Minho said in a annoyed tone, rolling his eyes and pulling out of you with a loud wet pop.

Chan yawns tiredly, “I’m gonna go now.” he says in an exhausted tone, watching as you stood up from his thighs, his cock also releasing a obscene pop, his red tip was dripping with lube. He stood up from the sit and smiled at you wearily. “That felt amazing...” Chan trails off as Minho waited impatiently already missing your tight warm walls, the impatient human tapped his foot waiting for Chan to get up.

“Thank you for your blood, Channie.” you says, not noticing Minho’s unwarranted staring at your loose hole that was dripping with copious amount of lube, he inhaled deeply the smell of sex in the room and looked away from your empty, inviting ass.

Chan noticed and chuckled at the sight. “That is what they tasked me with.” he simply said, before standing up from the poor chair and trudging away, out of the room.

You looked back at him weirdly at the random laugh but forgot it fully after a bit.

Minho replaced Chan on the seat and looked at you, waiting with a smirk— his dick yet to have gone flaccid. “Come on, Y/N. Have a sit, and drink on me.” he stated with a confident look.

You scoffed at the sex addict, out of the 8, he is the most wanting attention and always asks to fuck you. Kind of shameless really. Father really went out of his way to pick out a horny fool.

You sighed pleasurably as you sank down on Minho’s cock, moaning a bit before lunging on his neck shortly with your fangs barred out, connecting successfully as blood started to flow on your mouth. “Ahh, just like that.” he says, reaching down with his hand and tweaking your hardening nipples.

“You are so cute, Y/N~ Still thinking about why they picked 8 of us to be your donor, it should've just been me.” he ranted, thrusting into you shallowly as he played with your buds.

You bit harder on his neck causing the donor to moan, erratically thrusting into your hole, his hips somehow getting a mind of their own as they buck into you endlessly. You felt yourself, reaching your high before releasing on Minho’s abdomen, your cum dripping against your cock, causing you to feel sticky on your lower regions.

Pleasure is good, though Minho was about to drop dead if you kept on going since his skin is starting to go slight pale.

Minho breathed through his mouth as you disconnected as you disconnected your fangs from his now-bleeding neck before you lick the blood away.

“You’re noisier than Chan.” you stated, sighing as you got up and left the human to jerk off — though he was glaring at you on the way out, speechless of your sudden retreat.

None of them knew that you were anemic, yet. To be honest you didn't know how the month of the donors started with a lot of sex. Though they’d find out soon enough.

~

Oh boy, when they found out — they used it as leverage against you. Teasing you and playing with you at every chance they get. They stop of course when you get light headed at the lack of blood since taking iron supplements didn't exactly work for vampires.

They wanted you to beg for their bloods and it irked you but nonetheless you played their games and begged from time to time.

~

You were awfully thirsty, this time, you felt like you were gonna faint. You were checking the rooms of the donors and found them missing. As patient as you were, this is a serious problem. “Where the fuck are all the donors?!” You screamed at the top of your lungs, slightly getting teary-eyed before a certain someone appeared at the end of the hallway. The guy with the semi-long hair, what was his name again?

Felix?

No, it was um, Hyun-something. Hyunjun? You thought so.

“Hyunjun! Hyunjun! Blood!” you chanted as he walked over to you with a weird look on his face.

“It’s Hyunjin.” he scoffs, sighing at the end and picking you up as you wrapped your limbs around him and attached your lips on the side of his neck and started drinking.

He hums when he noticed your breathing got steady.

After a while, you pulled away from him with a lick of your lips as he placed you down. “The others took a day off and left me here just in case for blood emergency.” he stated, looking at you calmly before smiling.

You look back at him and awkwardly chuckled, “Sorry that I got your name wrong..” you trailed off, scratching your chin as you felt second hand embarrassment when you shouted the wrong name.

“It’s fine. You barely drink from me anyway, and when you usually do.. You quickly leave.” he says, trying to hide the fact that he did want to spend more time with the vampire he allowed to drink from him.

“Oh, I'm sorry...” you apologize in a sincere tone at what he said, to be honest it is true. Hyunjin feels more like an emergency blood bag rather than your donor due to the times you kind of forgot about him.

“I’ll be sure to drink more from you then, also can I have one last sip?” you mumbled, your head lowered down.

He looks to the side and thinks, before grinning, pulling a shocked look from you since his expression changed.

“Sure, but you have to beg. Alot, oh and we have to have sex.” he answers as if he was channeling his inner Minho.

You sighed and nodded, you wanted to please the man due to what he said earlier, though you expected him to be the sad emo of the group or maybe he's the least confident of them but nonetheless, you need to release some pent up sexual frustrations and since the others are on break.

“Fine...” you mumbled, trying to keep the sigh building up from your throat to release, especially when Hyunjin is raising an eyebrow at you.

Shortly after, you stripped yourself off your clothes. as Hyunjin did, oh he was big, girthy too. Probably the biggest out of the others.

Oh, shoot.

~

It was safe to say you are tired, extremely tired. Hyunjin is fucking wild. You were now resting on a bed, naked after Hyunjin brought you to his room. He fucked you against the walls and savoured your sounds.

You had never moaned nor whined like that, even with the others. You were sure it echoed around the whole mansion, he not only manhandled you, he threw you around like some doll, that's only used to be fucked.

He was praising you too, telling you how much you were such a good boy as he shoved his cock into you. It’s the first time that you thought you begged like a little bitch since the other times were pretends.

Beastly as if he wasn't human. Hm....

You’d have to do it again with him soon, though you also got enough blood to supply you for atleast 3 hours until you need more. Hopefully the others come back by then.

Just thinking about sex with Hyunjin made you feel sweaty now and in a good way.

You’d hopefully ask for more.

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

How does Batman feel about some Kamen Riders killing their enemies?

I think that's going to be strongly situational! The problem, really, is determining the theoretical personhood of any given Kamen Rider enemy versus whether or not the Rider has an actual choice in killing them. Like, the problem with crossovers like this is always that you're going to be working with two different fictional worlds which have their own narrative conventions and rules, and those conventions and rules aren't always going to jive.

Batman's enemies are primary humans, who are (theoretically) capable of being rehabilitated, and that's a factor in his no-killing rule as much as his personal convictions are. Riders are not, for the most part, fighting humans, and the monsters they fight aren't even consistently sapient. So let's run through the modern shows, enemy type by enemy type:

Kuuga - Godai kills the Grongi, who are in time revealed to be much like normal humans but with modifications they have made to themselves, but he's not happy about it even from the beginning. Unfortunately, given the cultural convictions of the Grongi, killing them is the only way to prevent them from killing others. (They're also arguably undead, which is a whole other can of worms.) I think Bruce would recognize this as a necessary tragedy.

Agito - The Unknown/Lords aren't people, they're killing machines sent out by the Lord of Darkness. There's no indication that they're genuinely intelligent. Destroying them is not an issue.

Ryuki - Shinji only ever kills Mirror Monsters, which are, again, man-eating monsters, not people. His unwillingness to kill people is one of the driving factors of the show.

555 - Orphenochs are people. This is undeniable fact. However, it is also an undeniable fact that Takumi hates himself, hates what he's doing, and wishes it would all stop. Bruce would encourage him to get therapy, I think. (This is before we address the Orphenochs being on timers inherently.)

Blade - The Undead are distinctly people, but also Kenzaki and the others aren't killing them, just sealing them in cards.

Hibiki - Makamou are giant, dubiously-sapient monsters manifested by...the spirit world? They're big mindless man-eating demons, is the point, it's them or Hibiki and an indeterminate number of innocents. Not an issue.

Kabuto - Worms are people. They're alien invaders and also murderers, but they are people. However, I think Tendou's willingness to kill them would only be the start of Bruce's difficulties with him.

Den-O - The relative personhood of the Imagin versus the ethics of destroying them could take up an entire post by itself and I simply do not have the energy right now, but suffice it to say that I don't think Bruce would have a problem with it?

Kiva - Fangires are absolutely people, but they are also sort of vampires, and Batman is willing to kill vampires.

Decade - I am not prepared to dissect this one. Like, we've covered nine of the different kinds of monsters that Decade fights already, but I'm not ready for an in-depth discussion about how Bruce would handle Dai Shocker, especially given Tsukasa's relationship to it.

W - Dopants are drug addicts and Shoutaro and Philip don't generally kill them. The Sonozakis, as I recall, are mostly killed by other circumstances (see: Sonozaki Ryubee dying in the house fire, etc).

OOO - Any individual Yummy is not a person, it's a mindless monster generated from a victim's id. The deaths of the Greeed are tragedies in-story, but are also theoretically reversible. (Indeed, in OOO 10th they have been reversed!)

Fourze - Zodiarts are not killed! Whole thing in the show, obviously. Even Gamou isn't killed, in the end, he just sort of vaporizes.

Wizard - Phantoms are intelligent, but whether or not they're people is sort of arguable--they're malevolent demons inhabiting corpses. Destroying them is more akin to a banishment or exorcism.

Gaim - An Inves is an animal, and thus not a concern here. The Femshinmu are people, but I feel like Bruce usually makes an exception for malevolent invading aliens.

Drive - I think we'd have some problems here yeah. The personhood of Roidmudes and how they're handled in the show is already a huge issue with Drive.

Ghost - Takeru doesn't kill! What he destroys are Eyecon-based avatars of Ganma in physical stasis. Several Ganma do die over the course of the series but that's not his doing.

Ex-Aid - A Bugster is a sapient computer program, not a living being, and can't actually be killed? "Killing" a Bugster involves interrupting their main process in a way that causes them to suspend operation, but you could theoretically get them back out of that.

Build - Sento beats himself up about every death he's even potentially responsible for, and is also severely underslept. I think Bruce would get Alfred to make him dinner and then drape a blanket over him when he inevitably falls asleep on the couch.

Zi-O - Another Riders are not killed, the power's just...removed from them. Plus there's that whole timeline reset reviving the few people who did die. Bruce would complain about time travel and then go do something else.

Zero-One - Every Humagear in Zero-One is treated as a replaceable being, except in the V-Cins. Almost nobody actually dies. This has its own problems.

Saber - The only people I recall actually dying in Saber are Kento's dad, Master Logos, and the Megid, and in every case we get some kind of force ghost indicating that they sort of welcomed it. (Right, and Desast dies, but not at the hands of the heroes.)

Revice - Revice as a show is pretty death-averse, and its few deaths are mostly the outcome of irreversible demonic transformation, which is the sort of thing I suspect any DC Comics hero worth their salt would understand. I doubt the death of Giff would even register as a concern for Bruce.

[maxemilianverstappen]

Don't talk about Seb fans on this app, I have stopped visiting his tag & filtered everything I possibly could, unfollowed every blog, and I am a Seb fan. And most of his fan blogs are busy sucking on other people's dick, hardly see anything from them about Seb, his car, his season, his bad luck, his situation... They only remember him either to simp, or to draw/write slash for their ships or talking about some other driver. What's the point of confusing others with Seb pfp & headers lmfao

The only tag I am checking on F1 is Kimi's tag and I seldom do it because in the past it was teeming with hate. And avoiding it turned into a habit. Seb's tag is so full of shit that I deleted it from my tag list long ago.

Since you are here, you must be aware that I am also a shipper, I also add thirsty tags on Seb and Kimi posts and I also do the Opinion ™️ shit. But I don't post my crap on the main tags.

In the past, before DtS and before Instagram culture took over, this place used to have a silent code/agreement. Main tags were for posting content. Pics, edits, gifs, links to interviews/translations, videos, news. And people kept their opinions, thirsting, shipping, hating on their blogs without tagging them or with very specific tags that you could filter. They used to censor the names because they also appear on the tags. They used to put edgy stuff under read mores.

Nobody was posting their silly answers to anons (most of the times self sent) on the main tags, nobody was making nsfw thirst posts there, nobody was putting every little shit that came to their mind, insignificant one liners, race live blogging, shit takes, hate and nc17 long ass fics out there with no read mores.

Then, posting hate became cool. The more shit you spew apparently your moral ground was higher. Also, ykinmk, but apparently, describing how you want some dude's jewels in your crevices right under the guy's absolutely normal pic on the guy's tag brought you followers, so why not? Or slapping your nsfw ship canon on the pic of two dudes and tagging both their names brought in clout, i guess.

Tags became absolutely useless. Actually, the main tags turned into a place to avoid.

In the past, you'd spread your content thru the tags and other side shit you have on your blog got around by your followers and people were contend with it. But currently, the situation is the reverse. For me, I trust my mutuals to reblog the content i want on my dash so that I can avoid looking at the tag and see how someone wants Seb's fingers up their nether regions first thing in the morning 🙄 Look, I like the occasional h*rniness of some users here, but it is on their blogs, not covering almost the whole tags of a driver and if I am forced to scroll thru all that shit to see a new pic of him, then instead of Seb I will be the one f*cking them and I highly doubt they'd like that 😔✊

I don't even want to talk about all the hate people live on like some vampires feeding on rotten energy. Those people are pathological and need serious help.

So, my friend, I am sorry for you. And I understand your situation quite well. If only I had the time and the steely nerves to sift through all that shit and make a Seb blog, too, but I am a poor sod who lives with chronic pain and am either too busy or too lazy.

[americachavez]

did cas really tell dean to kneel before their new god? did that actually happen? i thought him beating the shit out of dean in that alley was the most unrestrainedly horny thing this show had ever done ACTUALLY you know what scratch that new question: top horny moments from the cw's supernatural (2005 - 2020)

getting this ask feels like my sins of the last week have been weighed against the Trials I Have Gone Through since the premier of supernatural on the wb in september of 2005 and I’m not sure if it is a punishment or reward

some notes before we begin:

the ep with dean’s male siren was like, conceptually horny but not actually that horny because the dude was uglie. I’m sorry to this man

all you sam girls out there. I respect you but I do not respect jared padalecki who is JUST tall and has zero sex appeal. but those eps where he’s like, drinking ruby’s blood and then eating her pussy are. you know. I’ll give you that

I am ONLY UP TO SEASON 10 so fair warning this is not comprehensive but the horniness does seem to drop off sharply after the mark of cain is no longer in play lol gotta love a good demon murder tattoo plot

this is easily the most insane thing I’ve ever done, including the destiel manifesto

S1 EP12: the scene where dean gets healed by the faith healer, on his knees with a hand in his hair and looking somewhere between religious ecstasy, brain death and an orgasm. starting this list off great

S1 EP22: azazel possessing john winchester. no I will not explain further if u know u know <3

S3 EP10: dean being taunted by a dream version of himself, this is where we first got the daddy’s blunt little instrument line. still burned in my hippocampus a good 13 years later thank yew

S4 EP1: dean crawling out of his own grave covered in grave dirt. hot. the HANDPRINT. HOT. also tangent but this reveal after the s3 finale was WILD back in 2008 I hollered in my dorm room after canvassing for obama. simpler times man

S4 EP 1: cas’ intro scene. the barn. the shadow wings. the hair??? getting stabbed in the chest by the man you just pulled out of hell. getting aaaallll up in that personal space. his little eyebrow. “you don’t think you deserve to be saved.” OUTRAGEOUSLY FLAMING

S4 EP02: “I dragged you out of hell I can throw you back in.” <<< this angel tops. mark dean down as scared and horny etc

S4 EP16: this ENTIRE EPISODE but specifically the part where dean tortures alastair as some kind of foreplay and then alastair kicks his ass. carved you into a new animal. jesus.

S4 EP16: wait I forgot about the part where cas also gets his ass kicked and looks all....hm. dazed and covered in blood while he’s on his knees and about to die. yeah.

S5 EP4: I mean this entire ep is unfairly horny considering everyone is dying of a zombie plague and hasn’t showered in like, 4 years but if I had to pick one hmmm. the dean/dean interrogation scene with the panty kink yeah I know it’s not original but hm. it happened. also misha collins just being able to convey that CAS IS A FLEXIBLE SLUT with a single roll of his shoulders. who SAYS this man can’t act!!!!!

S5 EP18: the ALLEY SCENE. DEAN DOESN’T FIGHT BACK. CAS HOLDS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND THEN THROWS HIM ACROSS THE ALLEY. WHY DID EVERYONE THINK CAS COULDN’T TOP. you all had brainworms.

S5 EP18: when cas locks dean in the panic room to stop him from saying yes to michael and “well cas not for nothing but the last person who looked at me like that I got laid” I hate this show. wait I think the blow me cas line is in this episode too what the fuck were they on here

S6 EP5: the scene where dean gets turned into a vampire. between the old dude who I think calls dean a pretty boy (??) and soulless sam....watching??? no ******* but there were just some absolutely foul energies in that scene and I still do not understand WHAT they were thinking

S6 EP20: cas doing a double smite on two demons by slamming them to the ground and then shoving another demon back in its vessel and then smiting him in the same motion. TOP. ENERGY.

S6 EP22: season 6 is possibly cas’ horniest season because he’s like, going through angel puberty after getting his first boner for dean, but the final cas eps are. whoof. cas eats a bunch of souls and proclaims himself to be a new god in order to handle said boner, and then the season ends with cas telling them to bow down and profess their love to him, their new lord, or he will destroy them. note: the way this is framed makes it look like cas is only staring at dean while he says this, even though sam and bobby are also there. the season ends with dramatic zooms on both cas and dean’s faces respectively. this made me actively regret ditching this show after s5 lol

S8 EP??: literally EVERY SINGLE PURGATORY FLASHBACK. cas dean and benny are all purgatory hot in the “pop 10 cranberry pills and risk the UTI” kind of way but also. dean being the hot girl bottom between two tops who hate each other. I really. whew. I need to go take a shower.

S8 EP17: if I get canceled for including the crypt scene on this list I blame you bud. but dean on his knees begging a brainwashed cas to stop killing him WAS sexy. how many times has dean been on his knees in this list wait there’s another one coming up next jsldjfsldkjf

S9 EP2: abaddon getting dean on his knees (YEAH) and pulling his hair and praising him for always coming when called HELLO???? the only thing that ruins this is dean says “I can’t tell if we’re gonna fight or make out” because this is the CW and they won’t let him say fuck

S9 EP6: ah. this entire episode is Emotionally Horny but the horny horny part is when they’re in the car and dean is telling cas to unbutton his shirt and. watches. I know this was on my destiel manifesto but I need it here too

S9 EP9: cas, covered in blood, slitting another angel’s throat and eating his grace after getting tortured. that shot alone made me understand why this website was so goddamn horny for misha collins for nearly a damn decade

S9 EP11: MARK OF CAIN BABEY. cain watching dean beat up a bunch of demons as an audition for taking on the mark, while crowley also is a fucking voyeur to the whole thing. cain is also a hot silver fox with daddy energies. I said what I said

S9 EP 16: dean getting the first blade. he’s chained to a pillar and being menaced by a foppish dandy who wants to add him to his “collection” (WOW). dean then kills him with the blade and whew. murder is sexy sometimes

S9 EP21: dean being pinned against a wall by abaddon’s power, then using the mark of cain to break her hold, calling the first blade to him psychically and then killing her. god the mark of cain is hot

S9 EP23: dean waking up with the demon eyes NUT

S10 EP2: demon dean beating up that dude with the boring backstory and kicking his ass. really was a go on baby I got your flower moment because I hated that dude and I love demon dean

S10 EP3: demon dean being chained up and taunting sam about how his brother is gone, then hunting sam through the bunker. demon dean in general was VERY fun for me, someone who loves trash

S10 EP9: dean going berserk and killing a bunch of pedophile rapists/child abusers. I’m sorry I know this show is trying to preach morality at me about monsters and unnecessary murder and humanity or whatever but we blew past that like 8 SEASONS AGO. also the mark of cain is sexy

S10 EP14: the rest of this list is really gonna be mark of cain stuff isn’t it look I’m here to have fun. cain and dean’s fight. cain continuously tossing his mane of hair back and taunting dean with the picture of what he’s going to become, who he’s going to kill. dean begging cain to tell him that he can stop, and then ultimately killing him. rip daddy.

S11 EP4: again I have not watched this however. every shot of this episode is PRESTIGE TELEVISION because driving a muscle car is sexy. and especially the shot of dean all beat to hell and begging his car to start and giving her a little kiss from his fingers to her dash. ugh. masculinity.

S12 EP10: the bearded salt-and-pepper daddy look returns, only it’s an angel this time and he’s wearing a vest and shirtsleeves and he swordfights with a hot redheaded lady in a suit and an eyepatch. this show is good sometimes!!! and oh fuck lol I just realized this is the same guy who played krissy’s hot hunter dad in s7 probably the first guy who’s hotter as an angel than a hunter. huh.

S12 EP 11: dean riding larry the mechanical bull to “broomstick cowboy.” I have no idea where this factors into the ep but I have seen. the youtube clip

S13 EP23: from what I can tell s13 is way more emotionally horny than boner horny, although dean burning cas’ body was sexy. but the horniest part was dean saying yes to michael and then michael taking over and saying “thanks for the suit.” we are going to ignore the silliest fight scene in existence as well as the final shot ending on a FREEZE FRAME like a goddamn tiktok

S14: not gonna pick a specific moment because I have not watched yet!!! but michael dean is hot. idk why michael is weirdly hot and I cannot stand any iteration of lucifer on this television programme. it should be the reverse but I’m forever an older sibling stan apparently. someone who is catholic could probably explain this better.

S15 EP13: genevieve padalecki and danneel ackles fight flirting as ruby and anael I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY HELD OUT ON THIS TILL THE LAST SEASON

I know I am missing things but this is already an absolutely incomprehensible screed. I know I’m missing shit from the latter seasons but give me time I’m pacing myself

[everythingthemoontouches]

hi can i get roasted pls

rohini sun

mrigashira moon

jyeshta lagna

thank you

♉♏🍭 Taurus sun, moon, Scorpio rising🐂🦂

We have the same moon💙🥰🌛 this should be fun. If you're offended you could just reblog this with the Spiderman meme or Uno Reverse card. But I'm guessing with your Scorpio rising you're comfortable with unsavory truths. Just don't come @ me like 3 years later please, thanks 😚

Trigger warning :

money, self worth, oink boink 💶💖 💦

♏Listen, we get it. Shit was. ~hard~ 🥲 and you didn't always have the luxuries others your age enjoyed. But must you work so hard and make making money your sole focus?

But maybe it's right that you do because everyone u draw in just wants to spend everything u make 🤑

On a scale of 1 to impossibly so, how posessive are you

🖤💶 I know you're almost always the one paying bills when u go out with your family. Or are u the broke one. For someone as resistant to change as you are you sure do oscillate between broke and rich a lotttt. Is Money come, money go your motto?

🦌🌛I think divorce lawyers would really love you ( *mwaaah, Chef's kiss 💋😚*) since you're already Telling your friends to Breakup with their girlfriend/ better. If you're good at something why do it for free amirite 🙄

🦌🌛Don't be mad at me if some angry ex comes for you

You could have an overspending problem. Can u even spell budget

💅🦹Also don't wear your witch robes to a Valentines dinner ffs. Vampires don't advertise their status to their prey beforehand do they 👀

If you only take away one thing from the roast, it's this:

They look at you for confidence, so don't ever shy away from epxressing your brilliance cuz people are, literally, asking for it #DishIt

The world doesn't need more mystery, it needs you to have more fun 🥳

♏Crows are not appropriate pets. They're ominous 🙄

☀️Stop being so magnetic. Inspiring jealousy isn't cute ya know 🚫

☀️♉🌛I am mommy but also I am daddy energy

Buy me gifts.

You're like so rudeee? I may be off here, because Scorpio is a water sign and has good people skills. It is however ruled by Mars the planet of direct approach, thr fro tliner soldier rules your moon in Mrigashira. (is that in the Taurus or Gemini part? )

Major sugarbaby / pampered princess energy

Nope, with the sun in Rohini, you're probably the sugar daddy / momma. That Mrigashira moon tells me you're always looking for a better baby to indulge smh

If you Don't have sex for too long you think your partner doesn't love you anymore

🤯You put on a brave front but inside you're probably really Skittish

♌💃☀️You're secretly turned on being the centre of attention. You could be a burlesque dancer with that Leo tenth house

Do conversations hush when u pass? Maybe you should try smiling a bit more. And by smiling I don't mean cackling like a witch who just hexed someone's genitals off 🙂🙃🙂

On a serious note though, paying for people won't make them stay. Beauty fades. Touch is a great way to manipulate someone. With your sun+moon in the 7th house I'd watch out for that. Taurus being an earth sign, focus on building things that last. I know u didn't come here for a sermon buttt...

As always, I hope this was fun. Feel free to compliment the legitimacy of this or completely dismiss every single burn that Came your way

Untill next time,

Jahn

[magnetictapedatastorage]

Cataclysmic Certainty

What if the last two people left in the zombie apocalypse were a vampire and a human? 1k words, two women that are endlessly uneasy.

Day 77:

It rained all day, so I drove slowly. I pulled over early to watch the sun go down. When I was sure it was gone, I woke her up. She was hungry. I didn't want to go to sleep, but the rain on the metal roof, the clean-smelling sheets, and the pitch darkness from the taped-over windows did me in.

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"You're not eating enough," she told me. "Are you trying to lose weight?"

"I'm trying to stretch our supplies, I don't know how long this stash will last."

She looked at me oddly.

"I can see the logic in that, but I can secure more dry goods quite easily."

It was true, the undead- or rather, the other kind of undead- weren't much danger to her. The only real threat for her was starvation, so keeping me alive was a top priority.

"Well, if you're offering…"

"Of course," she said smoothly.

"I'd love some shredded raw coconut, if there's any that's still good. It looks sort of like grated cheese, and in stores it should be in the refrigerated section near the fruit. I don't think any houses will have it though."

"Got it, what else?"

I thought for a moment. "More D batteries for the hotplate, and whatever washing powder you found last time, because these sheets smell amazing."

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 Day 101:

She asked if I wanted to waste the day with her in the dark. I agreed, because there was no good reason not to.

-

The summer heat was only slightly deflected by the van's white paint job. The absolute darkness was disorienting, not that there was much space to get lost.

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Day 346:

Winter has stretched on into infinity. The days are short and simple, she helps me, I also help her, but not as much. We live very high up in a building, and I eat something there isn't a word for. Sometimes it tastes like salt, sometimes pennies, sometimes cinnamon. She invented it, said it was the way to ward off disease. My joints stopped aching, whereas in the fall they creaked whenever I moved, so I believe her.

She spends the long nights reading next to me, and every time I open my eyes- a sort of reverse blink- she is finishing another chapter in one of those heavy textbooks. She is learning so much. 

"How long have we been here?" I asked her, wondering how many hours I'd been sleeping in a nest of destroyed office chair cushions.

"It'll be a month tomorrow," she tells me. "How are you feeling?"

I stared at her, unable to form words. She stared back, not coldly, but not with sympathy either. Finally, I ventured to answer. "I'm… confused. How has it been a month?"

She bookmarks a worn copy of Advances in Renewables (4th ed.), to come closer. "You've been sleeping a lot lately."

"Oh." I still wasn't quite getting it. "Why? I mean- why am I… I don't remember changing my sleep schedule."

She finally softened a bit. "Remember in the summer, where I was spending 15 hours a day locked in a box? Not that I blame you- it was the best we could do at the time- this is sort of like that. I've been making the most of this season, staying awake 20 hours at a time, but that requires rather a lot of energy. Namely, yours. You haven't been awake for more than 4 hours a day this week."

"Oh," I repeated myself, feeling my body tilt with vertigo when I sat up from the nest. "Is that…?" I wanted to say healthy, but that would be a rude question. All blood loss is unhealthy, after all. "That level of, uh- that can't be good for my lifespan, if I'm knocked out from blood loss…" I stared at nothing, scrabbling through the basic math, while single digits slipped through my fingers, "...20 hours a day. Wouldn't I remember going into shock?" Aside from the instinctive terror of the first minute or so, feeding only became truly unbearable if she took far too much. We'd done experiments, at the hospital, after she'd cleared it out from the zombie infestation. I'd agreed at the time, but the instinct to fight seemingly-certain doom had been strong. There had been a deep bruise across my chest where she'd held me still- it'd looked like one of those seatbelt burns from a serious car crash.

"That's not what's happening, I wouldn't do that to you for no reason," she insisted. "This is different. I-" she stuttered, a rare event. "I started giving you something, to help you. You were constantly bored because you couldn't see without sunlight and you hated the food and you made so much noise when I was trying to think… one of the pharmacies was really well stocked… so I tried to make it better for you. I tried to make it harder to notice the things that made you upset."

I was… I should have been horrified, clearly. It was exactly what I'd been too afraid to think about in the spring: she'd lock me up as a mindless blood-keg. I had a hard time working up the energy to fear her. And damn if she wasn't good at seeming like the good guy.

"It's nothing harmful, really, nothing even all that strong, just a first-generation antihistamine, over-the-counter, it just helps you sleep more, that's all," she explained breathlessly.

"How much?"

"Any time you ate, I've been giving you two capsules in your food. Sometimes, if you were waking up and I didn't want to be distracted, I'd just put them in your mouth before you were all the way awake."

Something was seriously wrong. "That's a lot of pills," I said vaguely.

"I know, but I didn't want to risk using something stronger."

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Day 347:

"How long have we been here?"

"3 days," she answered quietly.

I blinked at her, about to argue, but decided she must be right.

"I had the strangest dream."

"Eat, then you can tell me all about it," she said, pushing a bowl of something at me. She was engrossed in an intimidatingly thick manual about wind turbine construction.

"Sort of a nightmare, actually," I mumbled between bites. 

She hummed in acknowledgement.

Something hard had been mixed in, but I didn't bother picking it out to inspect it. Probably vegetable marrow or crushed Tums or some other odd supplement she decided would be necessary. It was the least I could do to follow the diet she wanted me to have. She was, after all, the breadwinner. I just happened to be the bread.