#I am German

[w1dowz-w3b]

"I'm a boy." "I'm a girl." Okay?? Ich bin ich?? Und mehr brauch ich nicht?? Seht euch an??? Was ich kann???

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

animal farm (1945) - george orwell

"womp womp"

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Going to Bettchen. Having a Nickerchen. Straight up schlummering.

[melles1276]

Just saying …

It goes like that: „What’s wrong with you?“ - „Take a pick.“

[ikjun]

[madhattervanessa]

GoodBYE this girl in my oral english class just said she will use my audio recording to learn how to speak better and I am crying but I will also live off of this compliment for the next 5+ years

[human-south-of-north-pole]

It is one of the best songs though.

fun activities for winter holidays: watching people trying to romanize "Щедрик"

[wee-english-fella]

[mothmans-cumrag]

Meine Mutter meinte am Sonntag, sie hat zwar in ihrem Leben noch nie CDU gewählt, aber diesmal sieht sie keinen anderen Ausweg, die Nazis zu verhindern. Die Linke wäre ihr zwar lieber, die Grünen erst recht, aber nicht mal bei der SPD sieht sie Chancen. Das einzige das sie von dieser Verzweiflungstat noch abhalten kann, wäre ein SPD Hoch in den Umfragen vor der Wahl, damit sie sichergehen kann dass ihre Kinder (2/3 von uns sind trans*) ihre Rechte behalten und eine GroKo zustande kommt. Dass höchstwahrscheinlich die CDU Platz 1 und die AfD Platz 2 sein wird ist uns, denke ich, allen klar. Jetzt gilt, fürchte ich Schadebsbegrenzung. Anyway:

Bitte rebloggen für sample size und damit ich meine Mutter überzeugen kann, SPD zu wählen (Sätze die ich nie gedacht hätte, dass ich sie sage)

[blackandwhitecircus]

I just finished the book thief and oh my god oh my god oh my god

This book will haunt me

[bookshelfdreams]

"extremely islam-critical, AfD-supporting Saudi-Arabian immigrant doctor kills 5 and injures 200 in a terrorist attack" sounds like a headline you'd see in a fake newspaper made for a shitty sitcom but it is in fact real news

[charlyritter]

I've only been saying that for years

[andyoullhearitagain]

Literally they could have stopped making Deep Space Nine and made seven seasons of this show and I would have been happy.

[tis-i-german-potato]

I need everyone to know that the german word for mullet (the hairstyle) isn't a word at all.

It's the equivalent of calling the mullet "Froshbalo" in english.

Why? Because Vokuhila (the German 'word') is simply "Vorne kurz hinten lang" (Front short back long)

I need everyone to know that.

And I will now start calling a mullet a Froshbalo because honestly that word is banging.

[froggerland]

Based on that one scene in the first few episodes where he hits that slutty ass pose in his slutty little marines uniform

Plus some shitpost content bc it’s what makes the pain go away

[joifee]

Picknick

This is my second artpiece for @captain-writes fanfic "Masquerading as Strangers"!!! As well part of the trade by the @hermitshippingbigbang

I am embarressed how fast I did draw this one - it took me

2 days

anyways look at this and the fic and sbfjfbvdsfh