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THE TRICOLOR MAP IS STRAIGHT UP A STADIUM!? WITH PEOPLE WATCHING US AND CHEERING US ON?!!! AND THE MUSIC AAAAAAA
#rev's ramblings#Is sho good I feel full with all of this new music#Octavio get into the studio NOW OLD MANđŁ#Anyway Im geekin out over the Three Wishes live performance I love Splatoon Coachella#I also love the fact the jellies are just watching us duke it out in a giant stadium#splatoon 3#splatoon#grand festival#grand fest splatoon
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S5 Ep8: The Saga of Grandpa Mutoâs Mysterious Broken Ass
Getting ready to eat some Devlin eggs this Easter Sunday, feeling festive, and I figured itâs time to post this one a little earlier. Also, because itâs done, which I wasnât expecting. Itâs a slightly longer episode this time, but still, eh, pretty short.
Weâve come off of the very predictable, but still kind of disappointing downfall of Joey Wheeler, and onto a Rebecca arc. Which Iâm sure wonât be annoying at all.
The lesser Roland--whoâs name I do not know, but the one that wears the weirder sunglasses and seems way smarter than Roland, but clearly isnât the favorite--lets us know that Zigfried has been going by an alternate identity for years and years. Which like...who cares? Itâs not like the Kaibas have always been Kaibas. This is old hat to them.
So Seto sets him off on a quick bribe run, opening a list of different politicians and saying âOh, this oneâs super easy, go for it--heâs in my ass pocket, this guy. Hate this guy.â and it was...that easy for Seto to glide right into that Gozaburo lifestyle that he insists he totally doesn't do anymore. But youknow, with Seto Kaiba there really isnât any good or bad just win or lose.
On the other end of the park, the choo-choo blue eyes white dragon train pulls in from death mountain, and once again the seating arrangement was really mystifying. Yugi in the very front, all alone. Tea sitting next to Tristan for some reason. Duke sitting next to Joey Wheeler, when Iâm pretty sure Duke is probably the least comforting person in this entire group.
In fact all Duke had to say to comfort Joey was âyou lost because you went up against a professional duelist!â and itâs like...at what point do you become a âprofessional duelist?â The game is fake. How many times do you have to save the world before youâre a âprofessional duelist,â Duke?
Course...maybe he has to get a high school diploma first...
Anyway, Joey spent the last part of this ride sobbing into the seats next to Duke Devlin while everyone else went âweee!â around the...molten pools of lava in this literal volcano that the Kaibas are pretty sure are a really good idea.
(read more under the cut)
Speaking of loss.
Grandpa Hawkins runs over to inform us that not only is no one watching his Grandaughter, but also, he lost a grown ass man because he decided to look for a doctor, couldnât find a doctor, did watch Rebeccas match for a little while, listened to the part where she was like âI dedicate this match to my true love and boyfriend Yugi Muto with this sonnet I just wroteâ and was like ânormal thing to say!â and then finally found a doctor, who was like âwell heâs not here so clearly heâs cured!â and charged Hawkins a bill despite Grandpa being no where to be found.
I canât imagine the review that Hawkins is going to leave on Yelp.
Stepping away from thinking that Grandpa ditched his date with Hawkins to go on another date with some random theme park hussie, Yugi decides to ditch Rebecca, because he has way too many fake relationship plotlines in this group to juggle in his already double-stuffed brain.
And Rebecca takes it as if she kind of assumed this would happen.
Also in the actual canon of the show, Hawkins did not tell her that Grandpa was missing, or that Yugi would probably not be coming. Man these people love lying out their ass.
Speaking of being just completely flat on your ass, which happens so much this episode, they stumble upon Leon, who once again kind of comes out of the last place you expect and goes âHello guys, I regret to inform you I still exist and I really need you to start noticing me already. I swear I will become plot relevant any day now. Please donât forget I exist.â
...The Kaibas sure did make a tiny town. That sure is the only thing here.
Straight up, the Kaibas donât know what fun is, and that is canon. And when I look across this landscape, I can only think of that one scene in Arrested Development where they made a very tiny city to convince investors that their housing development was actually legit and very real. And like I feel like the Kaibas would absolutely do that, too.
Itâd be good for the gram...but this was before social media was a thing so what is this for?
I mean Leon sure the hell doesnât know.
Local sad boy genius, Leon, here to get ignored by Rebecca despite being exactly her age, just like other local sad boy genius, Mokuba.
I really called it when I gave him Maiâs font color, huh? Good that even when Mai isnât here, we can still have a chronically friendless character. But he is like...a lot more adorable than Mai was. Leon is just a lot more likeable. And again--really good hair color. Helps that he doesnât want to constantly murder Joey Wheeler for no reason.
These kids came out of nowhere and can I just say itâs a really good thing someone woke Leon the hell up before the cameras arrived because that would have been SHOCKING if they all thought he was dead.
I love this boat.
Also Joey makes this observation and it was really funny the way he said it:
The sign that hangs above the park entrance that says âno one kidnapped in 1 daysâ flips back to 0.
I mean, we all know itâs Vivian, because itâs this global tournament where everyone is defined by stereotypes. But, I want to know how she got the panda stationary. Thatâs pretty good. Thereâs a side of me from my 11 yo self that never got over my sanrio phase collecting cute stationary with matching stickers and jelly pens to write 1 (one) letter and stuff it into a friendâs locker (and then have them say they cannot read my handwriting) and that part of me loves panda stationary.
Like if I got matching stationary with like...the matching stickers on it...in my ransom letter...damn thatâs like seriously sentimental stuff. Iâd feel a little ambiguous about that.
This town is the exact size that California was last season where you could just leap skip from Death Valley to San Fransisco.
And later we are...one step closer to Vivian. And if itâs not, and itâs actually like Bandit Keith on the other side of this door, I will be very happily surprised and this will be my favorite arc.
Also...please note that Joey is still wearing this duel disk after heâs completely done dueling.
Joey, please. Itâs over, Joey. You live that Duke Devlin life now, retire the disk.
Anyway, until next time, this is the link to read these from the first to the latest:
https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono
#yugioh#yu gi oh#ygo#episode recap#photo recap#S5#Ep8#joey wheeler#yugi muto#rebecca hawkins#leon wilson#seto kaiba#mokuba kaiba#grandpa muto#is abducted again#arthur hawkins#tristan taylor#duke devlin#tea gardner
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The Soul Society (Chapter Three: A Life So Bitter, A Death So Sweet)
First Chapter:https://anonymous-hopeful.tumblr.com/post/168367064353/the-soul-society-chapter-one-snow-melts-with
Second Chapter:https://anonymous-hopeful.tumblr.com/post/168874873773/the-soul-society-chapter-two-and-we-shall-ride
"Oh my...I remember that day well...though I had no idea that it landed you in the position that you're in now.", Hilda cried.
"I admit, it does make sense when you think about it. Once human, and now, practically monsters! No offense, boys.", Sally pointed out.
"None taken...I just wish that...I knew who...killed us...", the Blind Spectre sighed, directing his eye socket downward.
"Well, it's nice to know that I'm not the only undead one here.", the Baroness announced, placing both hands on her head and lifting it from her neck without fail, a collection of gasps filling the room.
"Baroness von Bon Bon! When was this?", Rumor exclaimed.
"A day after the Express crashed. Though...I remember it well...".
The Baroness held her head in her hands, stroking her hair slowly.
"If this didn't happen, I'd probably still have a free soul. The worst part was that it was for something that I did to try and help my kingdom, not hurt it. Though, I feel that she was looking forward to the moment when she could drop the axe on me...and Lord Layerbarrïżœïżœ, the blabbermouth..oh, I'm rambling-".
"No, no, Baroness. This is why we meet.", Elder Kettle reassured her. "Now, go on.".
Most would assume that a kingdom of candy would be a literal heaven on Earth. Afterall, it was coated with sugar, chocolate, tainted with toffee and sour balls and gummy bears, entangled in mints and ice cream, and fizzy sodas and crunchy bars. Just saying the treats would give an eager little kid a sugar rush. This kingdom's name was Caine, commonly known as the Candy Kingdom of Caine to neighboring areas. When someone visited, they were insured a marvelous time from the moment they stepped into the sweet haven, and they most certainly did have the fun they were promised, and every time they left, be it their first trip or their five-hundredth, they always said the same thing.
"What a place, it's practically heaven!"
And the subjects would smile and nod all the same. After the visitors left, however, the kingdom would revert back to its true horror, for the royal monarchs were seething with evil and malice, more so the Queens. The reigning queen at the moment was Hershey Snickerdoodle, a lass from a long line of crazy cookie queens. Out of all the eras of Caine, the era of the Snickerdoodle was positively the worst. It was this era when the public execution law was put into place, and if the sovreign ruler had found you guilty of a law from the book of the High Cook Book of Order, be it by any technicality, then you would be executed in front of the entire kingdom based on your social standing. Peasants usually had it worst, with death by torture, while the socialites  were given a quick death by beheading.
The Snickerdoodle era was also the one to host the most deaths of the royal peers, the barons and baronesses, the dukes and the duchesses. Nearly every one of them, those horrid Snickerdoodles killed off, as well as their families. There was Duke and Duchess Delicious, a merry couple executed for opposing the queen's vote for expansion of the kingdom, which required backbreaking work on the behalf of all subjects, then there was Duchess Gobstopper who was put to an end after trying to reorganize the royal army with deserving citizens. Not to mention Baron Stickyfingers, Baroness Lollipop, Duke Kitkat and his family, Baron Swirl and his children, Baroness Yohgurt, the list went on.
There was, however, a family of Barons and Baronesses that withstood the test of time, and that was the von Bon Bons. With every new Snickerdoodle, there wasn't one von Bon Bon put to the guillotine. Some said it was a blessing from the cookie royals before them. Others say that it would be a matter of time. When the Barons, Baronesses, Dukes, and Duchesses were lined up to be inducted into the Queen's realm, a young and new von Bon Bon, Taffipullé stood tall and proud. As Queen Hershey went down the line, she looked Taffipullé something fierce.
"Well, well, another von Bon Bon to be a part of a Snickerdoodles' rule. Tell me something, Taffipullé, are you mad, insane, or feeling lucky?".
"Nothing of the sort. As a member of the von Bon Bon family, it is my duty to serve. Not doing so would be a disgrace upon my family.", Taffipullé answered, calmly.
"Another thing would also be a disgrace upon those with your name.", Hershey snickered, pulling the Cook Book from her crown. "Unlike the Snickerdoodles before me, I will have a von Bon Bon beheaded, and it shall be a wonderous event that everyone in the kingdom will gather to watch as I myself weild not the blade of the guillotine, but a custom made ax with a blade ground so sharp that it could split a single hair. Yes, I shall have the honor of making you the first beheaded von Bon Bon, and from then your family will be mocking and scorning your name. Just you wait, Taffipullé.".
With a twisted laughter, she continued on down the row, leaving Taffipullé the slightest bit frightened. There was no doubt about it; Hershey Snickerdoodle was out to kill her, and possibly her entire family. That was, if she could find anything she was guilty of. Which she shouldn't. Rather, she would not, if her plan had went smoothly.
Once the ceremony was complete, now Baroness Taffipullé von Bon Bon had made her way to her castle home, named lovingly Whippet Creampup. Yes, her castle did indeed double as a pet, and a loving, protective pet all the same. Within the castle were older workers of the royalty, ones who had bonded with her family of von Bon Bons. Lord Gob Packer, who had served a queen before she did, had been friends with her father, Baron CandibÀr von Bon Bon, and had known Taffipullé since her childhood. Kernel von Pop, a bit older than Lord Gob Packer, had worked with her grandmother, Baroness Licorice von Bon Bon, and though cranky and crass, was still a rather sociable candy, albeit competitive. Muffsky Chernikov, an attack coordinator, had known her grandfather, Baron Charelston von Bon Bon like a brother, and was always available for help.
Then there was Sargent Gumbo Gumbull, Sir Waffington the Third, and Patsy Menthol, who had actually known Taffipullé since grade school. There was no better group of candies to be put together, which was why she had trusted them with the plan she had.
"Everyone, gather 'round. I know it seems like Hershey will be the toughest Snickerdoodle of them yet, but, I have a plan to soothe her. The issue it that if she finds out at all, well, I'll be executed. The first von Bon Bon to be. Is everyone ready to get the plans?", Taffipullé asked the subjects.
"Well of course! Anything to cool off that cookie! She'll be as mellow as an Oreo!", Gob Packer proclaimed.
"Good. Now then, there is a magical Isle just a bit from the docks, called Inkwell Isle. I've been in cahoots with a queen bee on the Isle, named Rumor Honeybottoms. She's been sweet enough to make a special honey that will change the queen's mentality, so long as she eats it on a regular. All we have to do is go to the Isle and gather the supply. We'd need a boat, as Whippet doesn't like the water.".
"That's no issue; I can get a boat straight away!", Gumbo stated with a grin.
"Good, good. Then, when we return, we'll need a way to ship in the honey without being noticed."
" I'm postitive I can put somethin' together, in fact, I'll contact the Candy Corn Company and see what they have.", Kernel von Pop assured.
"Very nice. Now what about actually sneaking it into the castle?", Taffipullé inquired.
"Maybe the Jelly Bullies? They know how to get around.", Patsy suggested.
"Well, yes, but with them you never know. Perhaps I should take a chance on them?", Taffipullé sighed.
"I'd do it. They haven't stirred up any trouble since the whole incident with the oil derrick.", Muffsky enlightened.
"That was indeed a good while ago...fine. I shall trust them,"the Baroness decided, "now hurry on and gather what we need for the trip. We'll need to scoot if we want to get the shipment in time.".
Now standing paitiently, waiting at the docks, Baroness von Bon Bon stared into the sky, watching as the sun set that taxing day. It seemed as if the entire kingdom was heading to rest, giving the Baroness and her cohorts the perfect opprotunity to leave. Finally, as the sun had disappeared from the sky, her subjects had came out, the Sargent on his promised boat, and the others carrying the Kernel's promised containers.
"Will this be enough, Baroness?", von Pop asked, ushering his company forward.
"It should be. Never have I carried so many containers! ", Muffsky complained.
"Oh, yes! Now hurry onto the boat. You never know who could be an insider.", Taffipullé warned, signalling the sargent to lower the ramp.
Quickly and silently, with the exception of some clanging containers, the Baroness and her familiars loadedonto the boat and set sail for the magical Isle. It seemed impossible, but after exactly one night's sleep, the boat had landed in the docks of the Isle.
"Should we all go?", Gob Packer asked in a whisper.
"No, too suspicious. I'll go, and you boys stay here and prepare the containers.", Taffipullé said, making her way off.
Once on dry land, the Baroness looked about. It seemed like they ended up in a forest, a lush and thriving forest, but a forest all the same. Huffing, Taffipullé made her way forward, attempting to navigate her way out. She'd never admit it herself, but she was never good with directions. Now, she was going in circles...at least, she was sure of it.
"Hey. You're new here, aren't you?".
Surprised, the Baroness looked around, trying to find the source of the squeaky, high-pitched voice.
"Down here, miss."
Looking downward, Taffipullé had finally identified the voice; a small blue ...goop?
"Well hello, small creature! Would you mind helping me out a bit?", Taffipullé asked politely.
"Well, I suppose I could spring that...that is, if you'll give me something in return.", the goop replied with a wink.
"That depends on what you want.", the Baroness returned, catching on to what he was hinting.
"I mean, I am a pretty handsome slime here, and you just happen to be the finest thing to come to this forest since that sassy flower over there, so- hey!".
"You disgusting little creep! Get back here so I may crush you like a bug!", Taffipullé cried out, stamping her heeled shoe repeatedly upon the ground.
"Try as you may, us slimes don't die, we only briefly decompose, then reappear perfectly fine!", the slime boasted, running in circles around the Baroness.
"Goopy! My goodness, you can't control yourself.", a large flower groaned in the background.
"Cagney, speak for yourself! If I best recall, your motto is 'Extreme Pollination, Total Domination', is it not?", Goopy retorted.
"That doesn't mean I want you of all things to pollinate me! Ugh, just imagine that abomination of a flower sprouting.", Cagney cringed.
"Wait, I never offered to do that! I didn't even know you could...flowers have those things?", Goopy inquired in slight amazement.
"Yes, flowers have both, and before you ask, I am not revealing how it works.", Cagney scowled.
"Ahem! Excuse me boys, but I would like directions to Rumor Honeybottom's hive without being harrassed by slimes and informed of flower vaginas!", Taffipullé yelled sternly.
"Cool it, hot stuff, you haven't even introduced yourself.", Goopy replied.
"I am Baroness von Bon Bon, I come from the Candy Kingdom of Caine, and I need directions to Rumor Honeybottoms!"
"Specifically Rumor? That's a new one.", Cagney said with a leaf on his chin.
"What do you mean? Isn't she a queen bee?", the Baroness questioned.
"Nope. Just a worker trying to get by. Whenever she has a moment, she flies by and vents about her oppressive queen. I wish she'd buzz by my place.", Goopy sighed.
"What! She lied about her queen status? Whatever, I still need to talk to her. Could any of you provide directions out of this forest at least?", Taffipullé asked, exasperated.
"Sure. Go left at the nearest oak, and continue straight from there.", Cagney informed.
"Thank you, Cagney...um...Calendula?"
"I'm a Carnation! Why must everyone think that I'm a-"
"My apologies, but I must take my leave!", the Baroness interrupted, making her way out of the forest.
Trying her best to disregard the encounter from earlier, the Baroness had, thankfully, exited the forest, and had now found herself in a rather easy to navigate carnival. Whilst walking through, someone had tapped her on the shoulder.
"Hey, what did the clown say to the newcomer?".
"I...don't know. I admit, I never heard that one before. What did the clown say to the newcomer?".
"He said 'Hi, how are ya? The name's Barry, but call me Beppi, because I'm a clown-in-the-works!'".
Taffipullé looked a bit lost, before realizimg that the punchline was an introduction.
"Oh, haha! Very clever, Beppi, sir! Most certainly more hospitable than the slime and the carnation on the other side.", Taffipullé replied.
"Don't mind Goopy Le Petité and Cagney Carnation. Ones a worm, while the other's worm food!", Beppi joked.
"Ahaha! Ah, where are my manners? I am Baroness von Bon Bon, and I am looking for a worker bee named Rumor Honeybottoms. You wouldn't happen to know where she is, would you?", Taffipullé inquired.
"Rumor Honeybottoms? Hmm...I've heard a buzz about that girl. Can't say I know her personally though. There is this guy though, huge bookworm, a genie-in-the-works by the name of Jimmy. I think the two have met.", Beppi informed.
"Would you take me to him?", the Baroness asked with a smile.
"Why take you to him when he's right there!", Beppi returned, pointing to the pyramid near the rides.
"Oh, that's convenient. Should I say you sent me?", Â the Baroness wondered.
"I think he'll know. See, he and I have a thing, ya know?", Beppi chuckled.
"Oh. Ah, I'll take note.", Taffipullé nodded, heading toward the pyramid.
When she opened the door, she had expected crazy magic shenanigans, and all the other things you'd associate with genies. Never would the Baroness expect papers and textbooks to be strewn about the genie's house.
"Aladdin, Shmeladdin. I swear, why does it always have to be an essay on Aladdin? Aren't there any more stories with genies in them?", the genie complained, afterward realizing that he had a guest.
"Hello, hello, welcome to Djimmi's pyramid! Pardon the mess, I have an exam for genie school, and it makes up fifty percent of my final grade...say, I don't remember having you on my magic lesson list.".
"I haven't been here before Jimmy-"
"Djimmi."
"Does it make a difference? We're pronouncing it the same, are we not?", Taffipullé questioned.
"It all depends, madame."
"Madam?"
"See? Just like that!", Djimmi chortled.
"Anyway, pronunciations aside, I was told by Beppi that you know Rumor Honeybottoms. Is this true?", the Baroness interrogated.
"Beppi? Ah, you know, he and I have a thing.", Djimmi smirked.
"Yes, I am well aware, now could you please answer my question?", the Baroness asked, quickly becoming frustrated.
"I know Rumor, yes. She lives and works in the hive complex in the city, which is on the right side of the carnival.", Djimmi answered.
"My thanks, Jimmi."
"No problem, Taffypull."
"It's Taffipullé...and how do you know my name?"
Djimmi shrugged, sporting the same smirk.
"I'm a genie, I know things.".
Making her way to the metropolitan area, Taffipullé immediately spotted a meloncholy worker bee floating sadly out of the hive complex near the front of the city.
"Rumor?"
Nearly jumping out of her wings, Rumor looked toward the Baroness.
"Taffipullé? I wasn't expecting you so soon! Um...I'm not a queen, by the way...", she admitted, sheepishly.
"Yes, I had learned that from some of the locals. I am a real Baroness, however, and you have my enchanted honey, or was that a lie, too?", Taffipullé confronted.
"I didn't lie about the honey, I will say that much. Hopefully, you have something to hold it all in.", Rumor replied.
"Oh yes. There's a hole boatload of containers on the ship I rode here.", Taffipullé informed.
"Well, that's going to do a lot of good here!", Rumor stated sarcastically.
"At least I didn't lie about being a queen!".
"So, what's in the honey?", Â Sargent Gumbo asked, looking at the glass jars on the boat.
"It's no ingredient; just a bit of magic is all.", Taffipullé claimed.
"Ooh, berries. I hope this seems unsuspicious when we get back. We've been gone for a whole day now!", Lord Gob Packer mused, worried.
"If it takes as long to get back as it did to get here, I think we'll be okay!", Patsy encouraged.
"Yeah, so long as Queen Snickerdoodle the whatever doesn't whip out that Cook Book.", von Pop grumbled.
Once again, a swift night's sleep, and they were back at Caine. Unfortunately, Queen Snickerdoodle was there at the docks waiting for them.
"Hmm, leaving for a whole day without authorization. Suspicious, is it not?", the cookie chuckled darkly.
"On the contrary," the Baroness began, "we were actually out to bring you a gift! Here, in these containers, is freshly made honey that we had so graciously gathered for Her Highness.".
"I'll be the judge of that!", the Queen huffed, marching onto the boat and flipping open the lids on the containers, to reveal the jars of honey. Still skeptical, the Queen unscrewed a jar and dipped her whole hand into the jar, scoopong out as much honey as she could in her hand before shoving it into her mouth. Surprised, her eyes flew open, and she began to greedily devour the contents of the jar.
"Mm! My goodness, what flavor! The taste, it dances on my tounge like sugarplums in my dreams!", the Queen exclaimed.
"Now, what was that about being suspicious?", Muffsky asked, raising his eyebrows.
"Suspicious? It's a gift, what's so suspicious about it? Now, get all of this honey into the castle at once!", Queen Hershey commanded, giggling.
"Yes, your majesty! Come on, boys, you heard the woman! Get the honey into the castle!", Taffipullé ordered, breathing a sigh of relief.
Now months after the honey was stocked in the castle, the subjects of Caine had very well noticed the change in the queen's demeanor. No one was put to execution, the main sign, and there was mirth and merriment even when no one had come to visit. The thing was, no one particularly cared to let her know that she was acting differently. If anything, it was a lovely change, one that was unanimously welcomed by subjects. Well, almost unanimously.
"I'm telling ya, there's something up with Queen Hershey Snickerdoodle VIII. Snickerdoodles have a violent streak, there's no reason for her to be any different.".
"Lord Layerbarré, you're being ridiculous. Not every cookie has to be like their mother or father before them.", Baroness von Bon Bon remarked.
"Seven Snickerdoodles, and this one just up and changes. There's some foul play here, Baroness von Bon Bon. I ought to figure it out. Imagine the praise I would get, for something like that!", Lord Layerbarré grinned.
"And put Caine back into who knows how many more years of suffering? Lord Layerbarré, I've never heard of such a greedy proposition!", Baroness von Bon Bon scolded.
"I guess you're right...but that won't stop me from looking. I'm serious, Baroness von Bon Bon, I'd be crazy enough to say that foreign magics are at work, and you know that the number one rule in Caine is-"
"No foreign magics are allowed to be at work in Caine, especially in royal affairs, unless given special permissions by His or Her Highness themselves.", Baroness von Bon Bon recited, annoyed.
"Precisely. Maybe it's in that honey that she loves so much. The supply you bring in, Baroness. Of course, you wouldn't pull a life ending stunt like that would you?"
"I-"
"Of course not! You're a von Bon Bon!", Lord Layerbarré laughed boisterously, before asking, "Where do you even get that honey from, anyway?".
"From a friend on an Isle that I'm telling you nothing about.", Baroness von Bon Bon snapped back.
"Oh really? Then how can we really trust that the honey is clean?", Lord Layerbarré interrogated, pointing a finger in Taffipullé's face.
"You're speaking blasphemy-"
"Oh, I am? I bet you haven't even done an inspection on the honey! In fact, you yourself may have ordered to have the honey enchanted!".
"Lord Layerbarré, I never!".
"Forget it, von Bon Bon! I shall expose your dastardly plans!", Lord Layerbarré cried out, dashing down the royal castle halls.
For a moment, Baroness von Bon Bon stood there dumbfounded. Would that lemon really disturb the peace of the kingdom just for his own gain?
Yes.
Absolutely.
No doubt about it.
Without fail, the Baroness had made her way out of the royal castle and headed to Whippet Creampup.
"Gob Packer, von Pop, Chernikov, Gumbull, Waffington, Menthol!! We may be knee deep in trouble. We must leave the kingdom at once!", she whisper cried.
"What?! After all this time, she finds out about the honey?", Sir Waffington gasped.
"No, but that motormouth, Lord Lemonseed Layerbarré, is on to me. He's blabbing to the Queen as we speak.", Baroness von Bon Bon groaned.
"Just what we needed. Is Whippet going to swim us away?", Lord Gob Packer asked, worried.
"It seems so.", Taffipullé sighed.
Shaking her head, she made her way to the top of Whippet. With a crack of her knuckles, she pulled his turrets until he had awoken with a whimper.
"Whippet, I know how much you hate getting wet and all, but, I need you to swim as far away as...actually...could you swim to Inkwell Isle?".
Giving a growl of confirmation, Whippet began dashing through the streets of the kingdom, until he, regrettibly, leapt into the water and began swimming away.
"Queen Snickerdoodle the Eighth! Queen Snickerdoodle the Eighth! I'm telling you now," Lord Layerbarré took a deep breath as he burst into the throne room, where the Queen and her guards were merrily eating cake, before screeching, "DON'T EAT THAT ...cake?".
"Huh? It's a very nice cake, yes... but wasting food is so unsanitary! It is a pretty cake, though. Should we eat it? Um...here, guards, fetch Lord Layerbarré a slice.", the Queen stuttered.
"Oh, thank you, your Highness, I- wait, that's not why I'm here! Queen Hershey, I request a jar of your fine honey.", Lord Layerbarré inquired.
"Very well then. Here, a jar. Whatever are you to do with it? ", the Queen asked, wide eyed.
"Behold, a vial of magic detecter! With this, I-"
"Wherever did you get that from? Have you been taking lessons?", the Queen asked, cheerily.
"Well, yes, but...oh nevermind, just look!".
Popping the lid off of the honey and the vial, Lord Layerbarré had mixed one with the other, causing the honey to change from it's rich yellow to a bright pink.
"WHAT?! I'VE BEEN POISONED?!", the Queen roared.
"Yes, and by the exact supply that Baroness von Bon Bon brings in! I believe this calls for the nesissary beheading punishment, don't you?", Lord Layerbarré boasted.
"NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!! GUARDS, MY AXE!!", the Queen shouted.
Immediately, the guards had dashed out and brought the Queen a shiny, sharp axe, decorated to perfection, with the sweetest candy cane handle.
"Ooh, nice choice.", Lord Layerbarré commented with a grin.
"Yes, isn't it? Oh, but I'm severely out of practice with an axe. Lord Layerbarré could you stand there a moment?", the Queen implored.
"Well, anything for her High-"
Unexpectedly, Lord Layerbarré's head was chopped off in one swoop of the axe. Hosting an evil grimace, Queen Snickerdoodle swung the axe a few more times, revilling in the chunks of flesh she chopped from the former lord's body, striking a final blow down the exact middle of his body.
"Haha! I've still got it in me! Screw this poison, I'm a dammed Snickerdoodle! Guards, I want you to search high and low for the von Bon Bons. I want you to capture them and bring them to the killing square, and I want you to execute them on the spot. Not Taffipullé, though. I shall have that privy to me.", the Queen commanded.
"Now go, or you'll be like Lord Loose Lips.".
Now, a decade later, the Baroness and  her cohorts were living well on Inkwell Isle. They had made a home in the carnival, where the Baroness had befriended Beppi and Djimmi, and had practically became their sister. While there, she had met the Elder Kettle who lived in the forest across from the Narcissistic Goopy and the more or less genocidal Cagney. From then on, she had gone to see plays, and rode the Inkwell Express, and even become a carnival worker herself, giving sweets to the little children that were polite enough to ask for one. It was a nice life, indeed, and there was never a boring moment with all of the magics about, in the sea and sky. She had even had a 'thing' with Rumor, as Beppi and Djimmi put it. When the Express had crashed, however, things began to go downhill...no pun intended.
There was the whole Devil's casino to deal with, and now the death of close friends. There wasn't anything that could make matters worse. At least, not that she could think of. The day after the upsetting crash, there was a knock on Whippet's door.
"Yes? Who is there?", the Baroness asked, heading to check the door.
"Are you Baroness von Bon Bon?"
"Yes, this is she. If you don't mind, I am greiving at the moment so...oh my berries.".
"We are the Royal Guard of Caine. We've been looking for you for a long time, by orders of Queen Snickerdoodle the Eighth. You're coming with us.".
Forcefully, the guards had apprehended the Baroness, dragging her away from the castle. A confused Beppi had come out to ask,"Taffipullé? What's going on?".
The only thing the Baroness could say was, "I'm sorry for not telling you sooner!", before being gagged.
Speechless, Beppi began pulling at the guards trying to get them to let go.
"Hey, buddy, if you don't want to get beheaded, then I assume you let go!", a guard threatened.
"Beheaded?", Beppi inquired, before being knocked out by the same guard.
"Hurry it up boys. This place is itching with foreign magics.", the guard sneered.
Baroness Taffipullé von Bon Bon had came back to the kingdom of Caine in chains and shackles. The place had changed most definately in the ten years she was gone. The air was thick with smoke from fire, the aura was dark and heavy. There was a wall built around the kingdom, now cracked. All around , the remaining citizens were running from the patrolling guards, who were pulling arrows to fire into innocents. It was nothing like Inkwell. It was horrible, almost apocolyptic. Taffipullé couldn't even look at the subjects, she knew they were blaming all the pain and horror on her. Her head remained hung until she was forced into the killing square.
"Baroness Taffipullé von Bon Bon, at last. I admit, for a moment, I almost gave up searching for you. Almost. Look around. Your family is here to watch your death.", the Queen hissed.
Swallowing the lump in her throat, the Baroness looked up  and around the square, feeling more pain as she saw the skeletons of her family scattered helplessly around.
"All of them are dead, from your great-grandmother, to your baby cousins. Thanks to you. Now, I shall execute you, by a simple beheading. Isn't it sad, how your death will be quick compared to the suffering your family has endured? ".
"Just do it already...", the Baroness whispered through tears.
"Oh, an eager beaver, hmm? Bring her to the middle.".
With a bit more force, the guards pushed her toward the middle of the square. Menacingly, the Queen held the axe in her hands, making her way forward to the Baroness. Giving her most horrible grin, the Queen prodded the Baroness with the end of the axe's handle.
"Any last words, Taffipullé?", she asked coldly.
"Yes. Burn in Hell.".
"In due time...".
As the Queen raised the axe, the Baroness closed her eyes tightly, fearing the worst. When the blade had hit, slicing through her neck, she thought she was dead. The only problem, was that she wasn't. A collection of gasps erupted around her, including one from the queen, who dropped her axe in surprise.
"She! Without her head! What kind of magics...you...it's as if you're a shell...soulless monster!".
Dizzy, the Baroness stood up, or rather, her body. Feeling a new sensation, the Baroness placed her head back upon her shoulders, then took hold of the axe.
"Once again, burn in Hell!", the Baroness hissed, slaying the Queen then and there.
"Hellbeast! Monster! Please, spare us!", the crowd cried.
"There is only one thing I want. Guards, take me back to Inkwell Isle at once.", Baroness von Bon Bon commanded.
"But-".
With a frightening yell, the Baroness swung the axe until the blade broke off, leaving the candy cane handle.
"I'll go back myself...", the Baroness seethed, a haunting yellow in her eyes.
The entire crowd watched as the Baroness headed back to the docks, simply taking off her head when she entered the water.
Worn with water, holding her head in one hand and the candy cane handle in another, the Baroness crawled onto Inkwell Isle, intent on heading back to Whippet to find out what exactly happened.
"I swear, we didn't mean you any harm! You see, we heard about your, eugh...beheading, and we didn't want you to die for something you did, with our abetting, a decade ago, so we looked high and low for someone, anyone, to help!", Sir Waffington explained, nudging Lord Gob Packer.
"Indubidubly, and we had found someone willing to help, on the third part of Isle, a dapper man in a purple suit. We told him of our plight, and he offered a solution!", Gob continued, before signalling Sargent Gumbull.
"Yep, he stated that if we signed your name on his contract in time, you'd be safe! And you are...somewhat.", Gumbull concluded.
"I lost my head, died for a second, then came back and went on a killing spree. They called me a Hellbeast and a Monster. What was that contract you signed?", the Baroness asked, staring her subjects down.
"Look, it's right here.", Gumbull said shakily, handing her the contract.
The Baroness read for a moment, before her eyes welled up.
"This is marked for my soul...to save me...you gave up...my soul...they were right...I am a Hellbeast...".
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100 questions
p: 1. What's your middle name, and do you like it? * Margaret, I have mixed feelings about it 2. are you artistic? * Not really, but I love art 3. Have you had your first kiss? * Yes 4. What is your life goal? * To be truly happy 5. Do you have any expieriences with a famous person? * Yes. I've been to multiple meet and greets. They were all so amazing. 6. Do you play any sports? * Softball 7. What's your worst fear? * Falling. I can't do heights at all if I don't feel secure. 8. Who's your biggest inspiration? * My mom. 9. Do you have any cool talents? * I don't think so 10. are you a morning person? * Hell no. I feel so shitty in the morning even if I wake up at 11. 11. How do you feel about pet names? * They're cute. I'm sort of obsessed with them tbh 12. Do you like to read? * Yes yes 13. Name a list of shows that have changed your life. * Teen Wolf, forever and always my favorite show and has taken over my life. * Gossip Girl, Blair Waldorf honestly is a great woman power figure and anything with Blake Lively makes me happy. 14. Do you care about your follower count? * No. I just like having Tumblr 15. What's the best dream you've had? * I don't remember my dreams 16. Have you ever kissed someone of your same gender? * No 17. Do you have any pets? * 1 dog named Maggie. And two bunnies, Jack and Rose 18. Are you religious? * No 19. Are you a people person? * Not really 20. Are you considered popular? * I don't do labels 21. What is one of your bad habits? * Not caring about what happens 22. What's something that makes you feel vulnerable * Almost everything 23. What would you name your children? * I don't like kids so I don't plan on having children, but if I did girl would be Blake or Kendall and the boy would be Cameron or Nathaniel 24. Who's your celebrity crush? * Sebastian Stan and Harry Styles 25. What's your best subject? * English 26. Dogs or cats? * Dogs 27. most used social media besides tumblr? * Instagram hands down 28. best friends name * I don't label people as my best friend, but my closest friends name is Noelle 29. who does your main family consist of * Me and my mom 30. Chocolate or sugar * Neither 31. have you ever been on a date? * Double 32. Do you like rollercosters? * Yes as long as I feel secure in it and I do research to see if anything horrible has happened on it 33. Can you swim? * Yeah, but I hate water 34. What would you do in the event of an apocolypse? * Probably grab everything I love and hid 35. Have you struggled with any kind of mental disorder * Yes. Depression, anxiety, and bulimia. All doctor diagnosed 36. Are your parents together? * No 37. What's your favourite colour? * Definitely blue 38. What country are you from/do you live in? * America 39. Favourite singer? * I have so many it's not even funny, but here are some * Zayn Malik * Niall Horan * Harry Styles * Selena Gomez * TĂP (bands count as singers right?) * Bea Miller * Backstreet Boys * He is We * Shawn Mendes * Halsey * And many many more 40. Do you see yourself being famous some day? * Honestly yes, even most of my friends see me as being famous. 41. Do you like dresses? * I love dresses but I hate wearing them. I'm too fat. 42. Favourite song right now? * Song Like You by Bea Miller * Fool For You by Zayn 43. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? * No. I love talking about sex. It's fun tbh 44. How old were you when you first got your period? * The ripe age of 9 45. Have you ever shot a gun? * Yes, my grandpa owns a gun range 46. Have you ever done yoga? * Yes. I love yoga, especially not yoga. It's so fun 47. Are you a horror girl? * Omg yes. Halloween time is the best. Horror movies are so fun. Haunted house are what I love for 48. Are you good at giving advice? * Yes. I love helping people in any situation. I've been through a lot so I know how to give some good advice. 49. Tell us a story about your childhood. * My childhood was a piece of shot tbh. Um I don't really know what to put. But I loved with my grandparents until I was 4. Then I lived with my mom and father. My mom had a child when I was 6. My father was/is an alcoholic. He only would hurt my mom until I was around the age of 11 he would start to hurt me. My father walked out on us when I was 13. 50. How are you doing today? * Not the greatest. Lately o have been getting better and I haven't been such a downer or anything but life is rough, but I'm trying to find the bright side 51. Were you a cute kid? * Honestly yes. I had the cutest chubby checks ever, my family used to call my chipmunk. I was very very pale and had dark brown hair, almost black, so my family also called me Snow White, but I was afraid of Snow White so I would cry 52. Can you dance? * Nope 53. Is there anything you do that you can't remember ever not doing? * Being boy crazy. Honestly I've always loved boys (I'm not straight tho). 54. Have you ever dyed your hair? * I dye it all the time. It's been blue, green, aqua, blonde, purple, plum, wine red, chocolate brown, and I've done highlights when I was younger. 55. What colour are your eyes? * They change a lot. But mostly blue and grey 56. What's your favourite animal? * Pigs and giraffes 57. Have you ever made a huge fool of yourself? * All the time 58. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? * My mom. I don't talk to my father 59. Do you have good friends? * Some are good some are toxic 60. Are you close with anyone of the lgbtq+ group? * YES!! 61. What's your favourite class? * Biology of Medical Sciences 62. List all the tv shows you are watching. * Teen Wolf (ending soonđą) * TVD (just endedđą) * Gossip Girl * Gilmore Girls * The Fosters * Shameless 63. Are you organized? * Depends 64. What was the last movie you saw? Opinion? * Well I just watched If I Stay for the 1000000x and I love it. But last movie I saw in theaters was A Cure For Wellness and honestly that movie was my shit. So good 11/10 would recommend 67. Which tv character do you relate to most? * Rory Gilmore from the Gilmore Girls. Fun fact my mom was going to name me Rory after her, but my father X it 68. What are some things that stand between you and complete happiness? * My past * My father * And my ability to not love myself 69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing? * Traveling and meeting celebrities 70. What would you change about your life if you knew you would never die? * Idk. I would want to die. I'd hate to never be able to die. HAVE YOU SEEN AGE OF ADALINE 71. What would you do differently if you knew that no one was judging you? * Nothing 72. If you could start over, what would you do differently? * Everything. 73. Would you break the law to save a loved one? * Yeah. Most laws are a piece of shit anyway 74. When was the last time you travelled somewhere new? * Over the summer. I went to Jelly Stone Park 75. When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind? * Being slightly happy and my bed 76. What have you done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today? * Nothing 77. What did you want to be when you were a kid? * A zoologist 78. If you dropped everything to pursue your dreams, what would you be risking? * Not much tbh 79.When did you not speak up, when you know you really should have? * Idk. I speak up a lot. I like to voice my opinion. 80. Describe the next five years of your life, and your plans, in a single sentence * High school, graduate high school, go to college (preferably Chatham university or Duke University), and along the way of that try and become famous 81. What would happen if you never wasted another minute of your life, what would that look like? * I'd actually get things done. My life wouldn't be as boring. I'd probably be a little happier 82. If you could live forever, how would you spend eternity? * Meeting hot people. Meeting celebrities. 83. How would you spend a billion dollars? * Cars, dream house, makeup, and clothes 84. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future? * Past. I'm gonna see some of the future, but I will never see the past so why not 85. What motivates you to succeed? * The thought of being successful 86. What dream that youâve had has resonated with you the most? * Ummmm idk 87. Would you rather live in the city or the woods? Why? * City. I love the city so much. When I'm in the city it just makes me so happy. 88. Do you believe in life after death * In a way 89. What teacher inspired you the most? How did they? * None of them. I had bad teachers and good teachers, but none of them have inspired me 90. Whatâs your fondest childhood memory? * Being with my moms side of the family. There amazing people. I love them so much. 91. If you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would they be and why? * Michelle Obama because she is just such a powerful woman. She's honestly amazing. I'd love to talk to her about her views and thoughts. 92. What would you have to see to cry tears of joy? * Puppies. Animals that have an illness or disability and over come it or fight through it, same with humans. Meeting someone I look up to. 93. What is the hardest lesson you had to learn in life? * That I can't fix everything 94. What do you think happens after we die? * People grieve a little and then go on with their lives 95. What would you do if you would be invisible? * Like actually invisible, I'd probably sneak into concerts 96. What's something you can't do no matter how hard you try? * There's a lot of things I can't do but it's mostly because I don't try hard enough or try at all. 97. Would you want to choose the sex and appearance of your offspring? * Slightly, but at the same time I like surprises. 98. How did your first crush develop? * It was in kindergarten where I had my first crush. But my first real one was in 6th grade, I sat across from him in math. We talked and got in trouble for it all the time. He was a really nice person. 99. Is there a feeling you are trying to ignore? What is it? * I ignore most of my feelings. I don't want to feel sometimes. 100. Do you live or do you just exist? * I exist. I don't think I'll ever live
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Yugioh S3 Ep 18: Noahâs Dad Decides he Doesnât Love His Son Anymore When Noah Gets Way Too Into Petz Hexing
I was hanging out with Bro and he made me look at a lot of bad Yugi wigs that were 600 dollars each, and because only like...4 good Yugi wigs exist in the world, I decided to help him get out that Yugi itch in a healthier way, by copy editing these posts and fixing the way I spell Gozaburo wrong about 400 more times before this arc ends.
So last we left off, Noah decided to reference that one part of the Bible he knows.
Heâs gonna change the playing field to kind of run through the history of the Earth, showing us that in every period of history his outfit was never acceptable.
Also he got the history a...little bit wrong. You had to have people before Noahâs ark but...whatever. I took astrology, thereâs a lot about planet formation weâre still kind of guessing on, so do whatever you feel like, Yugioh. Itâs not like any kids watching this got real pissy about how Noah was totally botching the Archean period.
He also decides to dump on us how he got so smart. See, Kaiba got smart by studying a lot, surrounding himself with people way dumber than him, and then just bossing everyone around him until they agreed with him that he was very smart. In Noahâs case, itâs because heâs literally a computer.
Iâm really glad I get to find another anime thatâs all ham about this tree. In this case just slapping it on there for a few seconds, long enough for me to say âWHAT THE HELL, KIDS SHOW?â before it vanishes again.
Good on you, Noah. You just...casually slipped that in there.
Ah, but unfortunately, the AI who is like...not even human and is *pretty sure* Heâs Noah Kaiba is still kind of attached to his Dad. Maybe it was a part of his core code that he couldnât reject his Father? I dunno, just seems weird that he achieved enlightenment and was like âSo uh...I guess Iâll play cards and take over a mindless corporation. Good use of my time.â
(read more under the cut)
Kaibaâs reaction to hearing that his brother stores all of human knowledge was âwell, it canât possibly be that difficult. Iâve done way more than that. I have a homeschool degree and half a high school diploma so go to Hell, bro.â
Yo how many people would sit down, turn to their computer, and just start shouting at their core processor about how theyâre waaaay smarter than it? Remember that during this entire conversation, Kaiba is shouting at a literal computer.
So anyway, we finally get to see why they bothered showing us spider room a few episodes back. Youknow, that room with the baby in it? Turns out...there was never a baby in this room, since Noah was a kid when he first woke up here.
Before it was covered in spiders, it was covered in blue and off white. This is a very boring Martha Stewart room in different shades of robin eggshell. You can tell this kid is a Kaiba because oh boy that is a...really boring 50 yo housewife look, ainât it?
Iâm sure itâs symbolic for the fact he is hella dead and innocent at this point but like...every time we see Kaiba interior design itâs just the last type of design you expect from this high octane family.
Anyway, Noahâs kind of surprised to be awake because, last he remembers, he was very much hit by a car.
Ya, I mean, if you have to tell your son you Frankenstiened him into a horrible crime against humanity, might as well tell him as quickly and bluntly as possible, I guess.
Anyway, because Noah existing breaks the most basic moral human laws in every country on Earth, they kinda canât let him go anywhere, which means that to prevent the loneliness, Kaiba gives him...a pet?
So Noah and the dogcat decide to travel through Domino and realized very quickly that there were only like...five NPCâs. Thereâs like an ice cream girl, and like a couple walking people, and thatâs about it.
Noahâs words were something like âman this place is full of glitches!â because his dogcat wouldnât stop barking and he threw a rock at it and it didnât care. Glitches.
I guess itâs one way to look at it?
It feels like Noah got somewhat cursed like Pharaoh did, just a little bit. Like not completely itâs just that I canât help but notice both are trapped in some sort of basic geometry shape--Pharaohâs is a pyramid and Noahâs is an orb, and both have untold superpowers matched with some heavy depression that goes with having said superpowers. Not to mention, both have a host body all set up for possession, itâs just Kaiba is a little bit youknow...unwilling to participate. Theyâre very different obviously itâs just...way to trap your characters in shapes.
Anyway, last episode I felt like maybe Noah liked being an orb, this episode heâs made it a little more clear that it is kind of not great being an orb...but only because he canât throw any rocks at dogs or have real conversations with anyone but his own Dad.
Anyway, Noah got a little bored. So his Dad sent him to virtual Mars.
And now Noah only finds joy in hacking his digital pet. Relatable.
Now I know a good chunk of you are my age--that good Jenna Marbles age--and will know exactly what I am referring to, as for the rest of you, turning your digital pet into a hell creation was just a thing we all did in year 2000ish. All of us did this.
And I was like âI bet you, that someone out there has made a robot Hex, I guaranteeâ because I spent...I want to say 2 years of my life downloading modded breedz of Catz 4? I even tried to do it myself but I wasnât any good at it because I was super young and bad at computers, I never actually got Robbie Williamâs Millennium as a Catz meow (though trust me, I did try. It was my lifeâs dream when I was small.)
But the closest I found to a Robot Petz was this?
Dang. Look at that thing. This one is actually pretty good because it does resemble an animal. I admire it a lot. Trust me, I spent like days moving my bunniez feet around trying to make a dragon and just ended up downloading someone else's dragon.
And then, from the same page I saw this gem right above it.
HELL YES........
....I freakin love this period of the internet so freakin much. I was only ever really a part of a couple of fandoms as a child and the Petz fandom will forever hold a little part of my heart. I mean, look at this. Whatâs not to love?
Like, Catz is probably number 3 on my list of best games ever made. Not so much because the game was any good, but because none of the files were protected in any way so even kids like me could hack in there and make the weirdest abominations and post them all to their Angelfire pages.
Well, other kids could, I was so baby that I was still using my Momâs email address and did not know how to put a damn thing on my webpage. Which I did have. But it had like...only frames. It had like 3 words and just me splitting the page into 50 frames because I did not know what I was doing.
I apologize to all the kids in the room who have never seen a web page covered in ugly ass frames. You lucky bastards.
....but Petz...Noah was into PETZ. I can respect him for that.
I still think heâs a little creep-o, but knowing that he hacked his pet has given me a lot of appreciation for his work.
Anyway, it was after Noah changed the boring ass simpleton dog into a much better dog that Gozoboro decided âI have made a monster, I am abandoning my boy.â Which uh...this was the thing?
This?
I mean as far as body horror goes, Litterbox up there is way worse. As far as body horror goes, we also have, Jinzo over here, but the digital dog with a cute robot head was the thing that made Gozoboro say âWhat have I done!?â The dog is digital, itâs not even alive.
Especially since I feel like the follow up question Noah made was like way more frightening than the dog thing?
Kaiba glazes right over this entire conversation. Like full stop, he didnât even seem to blink. No part of this story even slightly surprised him, although I will admit, at least Seto has decided that Noah...exists and might in fact be a robot his Father made once. This in itself is a big deal for Kaiba, who has a goldfish memory and denial wider than the sea heâs trapped under.
First of all, congrats to the storyboarder/animator for drawing a hand in that angle, mad respect.
Second of all, this is pretty close to the actual line from the show, Kaiba legit thinks that his Dad wanted Kaiba to be the president, after he knows full well that his Dad was like âDonât Take Over My Company, You Little Twerpâ and then like tried to even send Seto back to the orphanage whence he came. Kaibaâs pretty sure that his Dad wanted that whole thing to happen exactly the way it happened. No regrets. Just family being family.
And Mokiâs still chilling on the Moki couch, just kinda taking this all in before heâs summoned unto the field like a playing card.
Ah, yet another person who is like âKILL MEEEâ on this show. Itâs been kind of a while. Like, whoâs left that hasnât stood in front of a loaded card-gun like this? Duke? Is Duke the only one who hasnât sacrificed his body for the greater card-good at this point? Is this why Duke is our amoral Chaotic Neutral? Is this why Duke is still the only one who hasnât died yet (and Iâm crossing my fingers still that heâs gonna be our death 169, it can happen, I can believe)?
I feel like this is the season of weird hugs. Like everyone on this show that has hugged has gotten a little weird. The only not-weird hug was when Yugi attempted to hug Joey once and then Joey dodged the hug and wrestled him into an arm-distanced noogie instead--which is technically still not a hug, but the closest weâve gotten to something a human would do. It is so lucky for our art team that all the huggers are supposed to be hella weird anyway.
Anyway, next episode we get to find out if Noah also had an AIM username or got really into Jelly pens. I can see him getting suuuper into Jelly pens, with hair like that.
Anyway, hereâs a link to Season 1 Ep 1 to read in Chrono order, in case you just got here and youâre looking for that.
#yugioh#yu gi oh#episode recap#photo recap#S3 Ep18#catz 4#yo I'm so glad I got an excuse to talk about Petz with y'all#freakin petz#seto kaiba#noah kaiba#gozaburo kaiba#yugi muto#joey wheeler#duke devlin#tea gardner#serenity wheeler#for reals though I had 49 fake catz because the little assholes would not stop breeding#and as a child I was convinced they would all get jealous if I did not spend equal time with each#these catz were like an endless source of anxiety for me#I freaking loved them
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