#I also hc that she worked in a spa at one point lol

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Astarion: Darling, I need your skilled hands. Tomie: Oh yeah? What do you need? Massage? Facial? Poison? Stealth kill? Handjob? A: ...Eyeliner T: Got it!

[chericarlisle]

hi!! can i request some carlisle fluff? i’m thinking maybe helping taking care of you after a long day? or just anything cute and fluffy lol

𝐒𝐩𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐲 || 𝐜.𝐜

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: carlisle cullen x human reader

(𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝)

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: this is a hc so it’s bound to be short :/

𝐚/𝐧: I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW SORRY I AM TO YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS SENT IN A REQUEST. ITS BEEN FAR TOO LONG BUT IM SLOWLY TRYING TO RESPOND I HOPE YOU ALL FORGIVE ME <3

It had been an extremely long week for you.

One of the types that is just centuries long and just absolutely horrific.

For five days straight, you endured each gruesome day, coming home to your family feeling nothing but drained.

Even though you tried to mask the physical and mental fatigue with the relief of being home at last, your beloved Carlisle could see nothing but the truth.

He slowly was able to pry the words out of you as he wanted nothing more than to help.

It of course started with you two peacefully laying in bed while Carlisle’s hand rhythmically ran up and down your side persuading you to sleep.

However one thing led to the next and suddenly you were breaking down into tears, sobbing into Carlisle’s side.

That’s when he knew he needed to do something special for his darling.

The next morning as you were deep in much needed sleep, Carlisle sent Rosalie out to pick up a few things for him.

She returned in a prompt manner with all the basic and not so basic spa essentials.

The man full of nothing but compassion has decided to make this lazy Saturday into a spa day for you.

Carlisle worked diligently in the main bathroom to set up each little so-called spa station.

Just in time, you sleepily padded to the bathroom, barely even aware that Carlisle was missing from his spot in the bed.

Assuming that it was later in the morning you figured that he was in the kitchen and what not; yet you were thoroughly surprised to find him in the bathroom as well.

“Good morning, angel.” He held out his arms to embrace you in a warm hug, a kiss on the tip of your ear awakening you slightly.

“Carlisle, what’s all this?” Waving your pajama clad arm to motion at all the supplies set up, the man followed with his eyes to see what you were pointing at.

“Oh, all of that you mean?” A tiny smirk was on his lips… what was he up to now?

You nodded in answering his question.

“Simple. We are going to have a spa day!” Carlisle looked so giddy, you burst into a grin.

It was quite adorable how he had set up a spot to give you a pedicure by the large tub and another for a manicure on his side of the counters.

Carlisle led you to sit on the edge of the tub where hot water met your aching feet. (Yes, they were still hurting.)

It was almost as if Carlisle had done this before as he went through all the steps of a pedicure, leaving you in comfortable silence to relax as he did so.

If that wasn’t enough to make you feel like the luckiest person on earth, Carlisle then led you to sit on a comfortable stool as he now manicured your hands.

Just like with your achy feet, Carlisle carefully massaged the knots out of your hand.

These glorious hours passed by too fast as suddenly he was done with his handiwork.

“All done, darling!” He kissed your now softened hands, proudly showing you his painting skills as well. (He really did have those steady doctor hands.)

You readily complimented him and thanked him repeatedly, smothering his face in pecks to get the point across.

Carlisle just laughed it off, “It was no problem because you deserve nothing but the best.”

I NEED A SPA DAY WITH CARLISLE UGHH. also please excuse any mistakes! i didn’t proofread…

i hope you enjoyed! <3

[armpit-of-orion]

if u want to I’d love to hear some of ur hcs of beej interacting w charles and delia cause their dynamic gives me life and they’re his PARENTS

for sure! thanks for asking!

(also guys check my tag “beetlejuice headcanons” for more of my headcanons and feel free to ask for more!)

this got long as fuck, so I’m putting in a cut. 

also p.s. “Amanita” is pronounced “am-uh-NY-tuh.”

okay so maybe Charles and Emily always wanted a big family, but they had difficulty conceiving and it was hard enough for them to have Lydia, so they sort of gave up on the idea of a big family. so Charles doesn’t mind (read: is thrilled) when Beetlejuice sort of slides into their family.

Delia’s also always wanted to have a family; a spouse and as many kids as they could support. but her life didn’t seem to be heading in that direction, and by the time she hit forty she’d figured that her hope to have a big family was gone. so like Charles, it really isn’t unwelcome when her new family starts to grow.

now, it’s true that two kids doesn’t usually count as a “big family.” however, it’s also true that it does count as a “big family” when one of those kids is Beetlejuice.

(to be clear, Beetlejuice isn’t a child; in human terms, he’s in his early thirties. so when I talk about a parent-child relationship here, I mean parent-adult!child relationship. it’s more father/mother figure than just father/mother. just thought I should make this point clear since I ship him with the Maitlands, which would be not be okay if I was portraying BJ as in his teens/early twenties or something.)

Beetlejuice starts to see Charles as a father figure before he starts to see Delia as a mother figure.

that’s because he first sees Lydia as his sister, and he tries to relate to the people around him the way Lydia does. since Lydia doesn’t really see Delia as a mother figure (she starts to later, but not right away!), BJ doesn’t see Delia as a mother figure at first either.

BUT since Lydia only sees Charles as “Dad,” that’s exactly how BJ sees him too!

(I mean Lydia has known Delia, Adam, and Barbara as people other than her parents, but Charles has only ever been “Dad” to her, and it’s hard to see your parents as being actual people, not just your parents, especially when you’re young.)

Charles panics a little at the realization that he’s somehow adopted a demon who’s at least twenty times older than he is, and that panic manifests as him trying to engage Beej in traditional father-son bonding activities.

the fishing trip doesn’t go well, as Charles wasn’t aware that Beetlejuice does Not Like water, and it hadn’t occurred to Beetlejuice that fishing might involve him being near water.

they try to play catch, except Beetlejuice misunderstood the point of the game, so when Charles tosses him a baseball, Beetlejuice opens his mouth and somehow manages to swallow the ball whole. Charles is too disturbed by whatever the fuck that was to try again.

but! they figure out that they like going on walks in the woods together! Charles likes to try to identify the plants and wildlife they see, and it’s a good way for Beetlejuice to get some fun snacks.

Charles is (mostly) used to seeing BJ eat random bugs, but on one walk he sees Beetlejuice pop a couple of wild mushrooms into his mouth, and all Charles’s logic flies out the window for a moment.

he starts yelling at Beetlejuice to spit them out, and in his shock and confusion, Beetlejuice does the opposite.

Charles is in the process of dragging Beetlejuice home and has started to dial 911 before Beetlejuice can even react.

“Whoa, Chuck, what are you doing?”

“That looked like one of the deadly Amanita mushrooms. They’re extremely toxic; we have to get you to the hospital right—”

“Uh, Chuck? I’m dead. Those angalida—”

“Amanita.”

“—indochina mushrooms aren’t gonna make me more dead.”

“…oh.”

Beetlejuice makes fun of Charles for forgetting that he’s, y’know, dead, but he’s secretly touched that Charles cares about him enough to panic like that.

and Delia! Beetlejuice starts to see her as a mother figure before Lydia does.

(actually, Delia being all “mom” around Beetlejuice helps Lydia warm up to the idea of Delia being a mother figure to her, too!)

they both have a ton of self-esteem issues, but they work on that together!

also they do spa days! sometimes Lydia joins in, but it’s usually a mother-son bonding thing. they do foot soaks and homemade face masks. Delia always has to make extra face mask …goop? (idk what to call it) because BJ will eat it. he likes the ones with honey best!

they talk a lot about stuff! Delia’s awesome to talk about sex with because she’s so nonjudgemental and open. once Beetlejuice stops trying to shock her or make her uncomfortable they actually have pretty deep conversations, and she helps him develop a healthier attitude about sex.

Delia starts teaching him how to meditate! it’s really hard— especially when you have ADHD— but it’s also really helpful and rewarding as long as you keep at it! and Delia never gets mad about how long it takes or about how BJ struggles to sit still or keep quiet for just ten seconds. she doesn’t give up, and after a couple months of five minute sessions he’s actually able to meditate a little!

also Beetlejuice makes her a necklace! (the Maitlands had a jewelry-making phase.) it’s the ugliest thing ever and Delia adores it, and she actually manages to make it work with some of her outfits. (she’s that good.)

during the weekdays, while Lydia’s at school and Charles is at work, Beetlejuice usually spends time with the Maitlands. but if Delia’s home, BJ will follow Delia around the house (like how my family’s dog follows my mom around lol). most of the time he doesn’t even try to distract her or engage her; he just wants to be in her presence! (once Lydia gets home though, he’ll leave Delia in favor of following Lydia around.)

Delia quickly becomes someone Beetlejuice goes to for comfort or emotional support. Lydia, bless her heart, does her best, but she’s not the most emotionally mature person (she’s fifteen! that’s okay!) and she has plenty of her own problems too, and BJ recognizes this and turns to Delia as a result. Delia’s hugs are awesome and help him forget about Juno.

in conclusion Charles and Delia are Beetlejuice’s parents and they love and support each other thank you and goodnight.

[alo-piss-trancy]

how about akira for the soft headcanons meme? c:

Thank you for asking me one of these anon! I'd love to do Akira! 💛💖💛

What they smell like: The coffee smell is the most noticeable, it permeates everything (to the point of being a bit suffocating if you're sensitive). He's pretty much noseblind to it by halfway through the game. It can be comforting/attractive if you like the smell of coffee tho, warm and homely. He also tends to smell a lot like the attic and it seeps into his clothes, that kind of dusty smell.

Sometimes he tries to offset them both by picking up the hint of flowers from all the hours he works in the floral shop. They do make him smell nicer, but can't cover it completely.

Favourite smells in the world: Different Soaps since he rarely gets to bathe properly lol but this isn't for mildly depressing hcs SO: A lot of foods are since they involve important memories of all the friends/loved ones he's met and gives him a big rush of soft emotion whenever he smells them. Fresh Ramen, Curry, Crepes, Chocolate. He also loves the light scent of Mona's fur, and the natural smells of forests and parks. These giant cities are suffocating and he really misses the fresh air and greenery back in his country home. Also, the ocean spray from Hawaii was unforgettable.

Pajamas/Sleepwear: Probably just an old t-shirt or sweatshirt and some sweatpants. Which is just fine tbh

Favourite Ship & Cute HC: Y'all already know it's him x Makoto for life 💖 As for hcs, I have so many ahhh but one I really like is for their first kiss, she actually ends up making the first move because even tho he's been suave af for catching her interest and then their first few 'dates', he gets nervous and totally chickens out.

Favourite Friendship & Cute HC: Hhhh I love him with all his friends I can't pick a favourite! 😢 But I'll go with him and Mona I guess 😻 I like the idea that once he really gets used to having him around, Akira ends up spoiling Morgana absolutely rotten without even realizing it. Every bit of food or dessert treat he buys, kitty gets a few bites. Every tv show or video game is a shared experience, he doesn't watch/play parts if Mona isn't around. Morgana claims he isn't a pet, but as soon as the toys and laser pointers arrive he gives in and embraces his adoring new master c': They're completely inseparable. The PTs love to poke fun at how he's become the Crazy Cat Man, there's no saving him.

Song that Reminds me of them (neither of these are Soft songs sorry, I don't really listen to anything that is atm)

'Lump Your Head' by Hollywood Undead. Good for the entire PT crew really and I wish I could animate a vid for it

'Thief' by Ansel Elgort is also a REAL GOOD ONE for a more asshole-ish/Playa' run Akira

What Animal They Would Be: Obvious answer is Cat and I stand by it. He would be the best cat, the purrfect cat. 😻 Give me all of the fuzzy feel good cat AUs p l e a s e

However, for an animal that isn't already the designers' intention: I could easily see him as a dog (a mutt, black and kind of wolfish or doberman-esque. 'Mean' and predatory looking, lean and muscular.) Or a Crow. Smart, resourceful, stylish, and Knows What You Did. Grudges will be held.

Sleeping position: As seen in the game, on his back with Morgana sprawled across his chest/stomach for Maximum Snuggling (tm). If he's super tired tho I can see him falling asleep anywhere in any position. He's the king of impromptu catnaps and sprawling out on strange surfaces/uncomfortable chairs.

He also gets super snuggly if asleep next to ppl he's really comfortable/affectionate with. Not just spooning, full arm wrap around/half-on-top-of/'You will need a crowbar to pry yourself free' snuggly. He does not realize this and it's really cute since he's usually not very open and vulnerable, but also his victim will be dying plz give them room to breathe Akira

I personally crave PT sleepover! Fics for that exact reason.

Favourite Drink: My heart and his sleep deprivation says soda, but ngl I took him to buy a lot of those fancy fruit teas during my playthrough so I HC that. Let him have 1 thing that isn't junk food or coffee/curry in his diet plz

Gift I Would Give Them: Coupons for a full free spa day. He needs a break and some pampering, let him relax without a thousand responsibilities for once.

[mystic-messenger-scenarios]

Random relationship hc for the RFA

(this wasn’t a request sorry but i’m slowly trying to get back into the whole writing thing hhhh my bad, if you want i’ll do a V and Saeran edition)

Yoosung

would be so damn cheesy : he'd try every cliché lines, dates, moves and just about everything he's seen in romantic movies

if you played video games with him, he'd try to do couple stuff in there : he's Mario and you're Peach in Mario Party; matching outfits in LOLOL, you're always in the same team/guild when you play multiplayer, he'd name both your Pokemons with matching names

If he ever played a game where you can romance someone (like Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Fallout..) he'd avoid talking to any of the romanceable characters just bc he'd feel like he'd be cheating on you (lol nerd)

he takes cooking classes so he can be better at it and loves to make you a cute bento box for lunch

loves coffee dates and loves holding your hand even though he's super shy about it

kinda shy with PDA but if he's really happy, he'll get super confident and will kiss you and hold your waist all the time

biggest cuddle bug you've ever seen : you're working on something? he'll find a way to sit behind you and wrap his arms around your waist. He's playing LOLOL? He'll ask you the second you enter the room if you can sit on his lap. You both just came home from college/work? He'll drag you to his bed and cuddle until it's time for dinner.

Loves pet names but he's so embarrassed with them; he loves stupid names like cutie pie, my hero, my player 2, honey bunny (he's so embarrasing jfc yoosung)

Zen

I mean he's no better with pet names but he's a bit more traditional (with babe, honey, darling) but if you do something cute or just if he's in the mood to coddle you (which is very often) he'll give you long and embarrassing names like 'my fluffy cutie sweet beautiful adorable little cupcake' it's bad and it's even worse that this man has no shame - he'll say that in front of everyone good luck with him

he's so dedicated and observant though. Doesn't matter that he only sees you in the morning before going to work and at night when he comes home and you're already sleeping - if something's wrong or you don't feel well, he'll know. It's like he has a radar and he just knows even if he's away from you, when you're not okay and he'll do anything to help and cheer you up

he's always so open about his feelings and how thankful he is to have you - not only will he never take you for granted but he'll always make sure you know just how much you mean to him, how grateful he is for staying with him despite how his career isn't making things easy for your relationship together

doesn't matter if you're in college or at work or even in another city or country - he'll find a way to talk to you almost all day long - not necessarily in a clingy way (although he can be clingy if you let him) but he'll check up on how your last class went, make sure you've had lunch (although he'd do what he can to always eat every meal together), call you when you both have a break, send you selfies when you're at work

he loves suprising you : there's a beautiful bouquet on your desk at work/home? that's him. you've had a stressful week and you're about to have a breakdown? let's go on a date where it's just the two of you and you don't have to worry about anything or anyone. He has a lot of work and spends his time practicing? He'll leave a bunch of sticky notes everywhere for you to find and he'll write compliments, declarations of love, things to cheer you up and help you get through the day.

Jaehee

Not very open with PDA, she feels like it's not proper and she's not a fan of showing her love to strangers. she'd prefer walking close to each others rather than holding hands for example

since she loves baking, she always makes some stuff for you and she also makes you try all her new creations to know what to improve before she makes them available on her coffee shop's menu

ahh and if you love coffee (and I hope you do if you're with her) she makes the best cup and always prepares you one in the morning - she absolutely loves having breakfast together and wouldn't mind waking up extra early just so you can both take your time and enjoy the moment before going to work

she'd always be there if you needed help with your work or making notes for school - she's so organized and her way to make notes and color coding are on point

she's not spontaneous and she hasn't been in a relationship in a very long time so you need to take things step by step with her but with time she becomes a lot more open to you and while she's not very good with voicing her feelings and thoughts, she'll always make sure you know what her feelings for you are

she's independent but she's also been alone for a long time, she would want to start living together kinda early on in the relationship just because she wants to share as much as possible with you

she gets incredibly touched and flustered at random acts of affection because she is just not used to them and it means so much to her, even or actually, especially the little things : you made her breakfast? she'll give you the brightest sleepy smile you've ever seen first thing in the morning. You saw something in a shop and it reminded you of her so you just bought it? doesn't matter what it is, she'll keep it with her at all times and smile every time she looks at it. You tell her how proud you are of her for following her dreams? she'll be in tears in less than two seconds

Jumin

you'd think this man would be proper and distinguished and what not but no. When he's with you, he's like a giddy teenager who just looks at you with so much love in his eyes that it terrifies anyone who knows Jumin Han the Robot Man.

you've got him wrapped around your finger and you don't even need to do anything about it. You just have to exist and bam, he's 100% smitten with you. You can ask him anything and he'll get/do it for you. Ofc, it makes more sense for him to show you his love through material stuff like expensive clothes, jewelry and fancy trips to the best spa in the world; if you didn't want him to spend his money on you then too bad because he'll buy you stuff anyways, he just can't help it, it makes him so happy to buy you stuff -- but with time, he'll learn how words alone can affect him and you. 

He'll feel so wonderful when you tell him that you love him and just if you tell him your feelings - it won't take long for him to do the same bc he wants you to feel as happy as him - and he has a way with words + no shame so good luck trying to survive this combo bc the fluff this man brings will be the death of you

he loves to show you off, he just needs the whole world to know how perfect you are and he's pretty handsy too - he's never felt the need to be so close to someone both physically and in a relationship so it's pretty overwhelming for him and if you give him the okay then he won't see the point in holding back - he doesn't care about what the others say, as long as you're fine with him holding you, kissing you, nuzzling into your neck and resting his forehead against yours in front of everybody (be it at the office, in the street or in a super important party with fancy people from all over the world) that's all he needs

you know, he's kinda rivaling with Yoosung on the #1 RFA's cuddle bug bc he absolutely loves holding you and there's nothing better in the world for him than waking up with you in his arms, still sleeping with your face hiding in his chest

he's still shit with taking pictures and it's a shame bc he's become a selfie slut (watch out Zen, a new challenger has arrived) but, he only takes selfies with you

and he download more or less every single app that lets him add stupid filters to your faces so you can have kitty whiskers or flower crowns and what not

despite how busy he always is, he always tries to see you in the morning and makes it a point to come home for dinner - doesn't matter if he has to bring home five full folders from the office and work at home - dinner time with his love is important and he won't miss it

707 (i don't know how to write him so it's gonna be bad sorry)

it's gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions with him so I hope you're patient with his shit bc he'll still have his emo days where he just wants to be alone with his deep dark edgy feelings so yeah you deal with that 

most of the time though, he'll just goof around, prank you H24, try to make you two become a meme

he has 0 domestic skills so hahhh I hope you do. either that or you're fine with living in a constant mess and eating junk food all the time - you'll either have to be like his caretaker or his partner in crime (or both if you can manage)

he doesn't take most things very seriously though and making you smile and laugh is his number one priority so there's that

he's more or less a walking wikipedia + urban dictionary so if you need anything for an essay you're writing just ask him - he's full of knowledge - both accurate infos and random useless trivia

he'll take you on every single date possible and once he's done them all, he'll invent new ones. The classics will be going to the arcade and getting the highest score on every single game or going to a lasertag or paintball and teaming up to be the winning team every time. He always gets so into it and you'll both have code names like 'God 1, this is God 2, I have the enemy team in my sight do you copy?' and if it's a game where only one person can win, he'll make you shoot him and be all dramatic about it 

for the more original ones, he'll make the both of you dress up and wear wigs and pretend to be other people with other identities; like you'll slip in weddings and pretend to be distant family of the bride while you stuff your face with the food there

he'll make a bunch of stuff for you like he'll make an app where there's a 2D version of him and you can poke him to get voice lines, pet him and he'll say "nya", you can dress him up and you have interactions with him with dialogues choices (like in MM, how meta)

i hope this wasn’t too awful rip