#I almost outright blocked you because seeing you people gives me a migraine and also I thought this was sent to my kinblog for a moment

[toyhousedramas]

somewhat in a reply to: https://www.tumblr.com/toyhousedramas/763836455308214272/httpswwwtumblrcomtoyhousedramas7637110586103?source=share]

anon reply because i'm a wus:

kinnies are NOT their sources. is it weird for a bodily adult person in their 20s to go around being so open about claiming to be a fictional character who is canonically 10? WHILE being friends with mostly minors literally much younger than them? yes!! it is!! i dont want to call this stan marsh "irl" a creep freak but holy shit do they need to seek therapy. and touch grass and stop interacting with minors point blank.

i dunno if i can speak much considering i'm a fictional introject of kyle from the same media, but fictives (DID) are also not their sources and source separation is HEALTHY and i'm very much pro-recovery. i barely go by the name kyle, and i've personally existed as the host of my system since forever and i've aged with the body (also in my 20s).

adult kinnies, even if they can't "control" it, need to stop claiming say they're IRL/DAs (which isn't even fiction kin culture, its Delusion. It's a genuine disorder: re: identity delusion) of canonical minors and find employment. seek therapy, peace and love!!

I've been in the kin community longer than you've been alive, you're actually the one who's wrong here.

Not to out myself as cringe, but the original definition of Fictionkin was, very much, 'I identify as [character] for reasons relating to spirituality and religion, I am, in essence, a reincarnation of [character]'.

I would know, because I was there when it was coined.

I run multiple communities geared around Fictionkin and we're constantly having to ban you people for misusing words that have existed since before you were born because Tumblr has decided they can change the definitions of whatever they want into whatever they want.

I'm not getting into kincourse by the way if anyone tries to start it after this I'm nuking it.

Your wrong definition aside, the crime here is being buddy buddy with minors as an adult. Put down people's weird religious beliefs or medical conditions for five seconds and focus on the actual issue. Idiots.

[worldwright]

The Trigun Gang Learns To Swim, AKA I Have Ideas But Do Not Know How To Write Fic

So my sister teaches adults to swim and has some fun stories, and I have wanted to throw these idiots in a pool for months so. here goes

- idk how they got a pool. maybe there's one on the Earth ships. we're not worrying about that

- Meryl sits at the side with her feet on the top step covered in three inches of water for half an hour insisting she's good no she's fine not going in this is good thanks

- Milly loses her footing as she walks in because she didn't expect the water resistance and needs to be rescued by the instructor because she can't figure out how to surface again

- this does not help Meryl's confidence

- Milly gets used to walking around and conspires with Wolfwood to carry Meryl into the water. this ends with Wolfwood being rescued by the instructor because he also did not expect water resistance and did not learn from Milly's mistakes. Meryl is desperately clinging to Milly like a koala

- Vash has at least seen large bodies of water in pictures and has perhaps seen videos of people swimming so he figures he's got this. he is also trying to show off. he slips straight into the deep end and immediately some plant instinct kicks in and he goes limp and just. floats on his back. it takes several minutes to shake him out of this, after which he is extremely embarrassed

- Vash has weirdly neutral buoyancy and can almost just chill upright without treading water. the only reason he doesn't outright float is his prosthetics increasing his density

- Wolfwood sees this and assumes it's learnable, much to the instructor's distress. much flailing ensues

- Milly is still being a ladder and refuses to move close to the walls to let Meryl off. she's slowly crouching lower and lower to try and get her senpai in the water. Meryl is now clinging to her head and shoulders

- Vash does some kicking exercises and picks it up quickly. he's the most at home in the water and is soon doggy paddling around. Wolfwood tries to push him under. they are giving the poor instructor a migraine

- Vash, suddenly underwater, quickly learns that he does Not have the normal human diving reflex of Hold Breath as he instinctually inhales a lungful of oh-shit-this-isn't-plant-tank-soup. Meryl dives straight in to save him. this goes as well as you'd expect

- Vash sits on the side of the pool for a bit after that

- now that Meryl has been fully submerged she insists that she's been fine this whole time and would quite enjoy standing here in the shal--niCHOLAS D WOLFWOOD GET AWAY FROM ME

- Meryl Stryfe Learns About The Deep End™️

- Wolfwood Is Temporarily Banned From The Pool

- Wolfwood Discovers The Snack Bar

- The Gang Discover Chicken Strips

- obligatory 30 minutes after eating before swimming. the instructor does an emergency safety briefing because these idiots are Something Else

- after the snack break, Vash works on consciously holding his breath and discovers he's pretty good at it. he swims back and forth across the pool underwater for a bit

- Milly tries to go upside down underwater and has a bad time. the instructor helpfully informs her that you have to exhale. or hold your nose. Milly develops the novel method of puckering up her face like a pug so that her upper lip blocks her nostrils. Wolfwood is in hysterics. Meryl finds it incredibly endearing

- after they have all sufficiently demonstrated that they are able to not drown under minimal supervision, the instructor cracks open a crate of pool toys and goes to have a fuckin cigarette

- they have an intense watergun shootout all around the pool deck. looney tunes style. do you see my vision

- Vash and Milly pretend to die dramatically at least three times each

- they all manage to fall into the water at once and decide to call it a draw all around. then they just float for like 20 minutes playing lazy bumper boats

- they are eventually kicked out of the pool because the staff are Not staying two hours past closing thank you

- sunscreen and pool water and evening light are washed off in the showers and they have their best sleep in years