#I actually summoned befriended and captured more crabs than that

[denniswilsonzine]

🦀 time for crab 🦀

*clack clack clack* It’s crab time *clack clack clack*

today i summoned 33 crabs! i caught 33 💰 of them. i became friends with 2 🌼 of them. one fell in love with me 💙

group picture!!!

🦀💙 🦀🌼 🦀🌼 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰

i summoned some new orange friends 🦀

eta: ^ tumblr wrote the above - re-clicking the summon crabs share button gives a new message "What’s that coming over the dash? Is it a monster? No. It’s just a crab 🦀 just me and my crab army *clack clack clack* 🦀 "

Oh god there's multiple message variants and gifs " today i summoned a crab! it is a good day "

WARNING: EXPLODING BOX OF CRABS - *pos needs a flickery/flashing images warning*

[fairlyprettypictures]

Farewell Sweet Crabs 👋 🦀

I summoned 568 🦀, captured 55 💰, befriended 1 🌼, and 16 fell in love with me 💜. I will miss you my sweet crabs.

[catdadeddie]

Farewell Sweet Crabs 👋 🦀

I summoned 48 🦀, captured 1 💰, befriended 6 🌼, and 0 fell in love with me 💜. I will miss you my sweet crabs.

I just think it's really stupid that it doesn't keep track of ALL that I did? I don't even know where these numbers came from. Idk, Tumblr this whole this was more work than I was expecting. I need this to be more you driving me mad than actually having to do it all myself.