#I actually start tweaking when people try to say that Batman defeats the whole justice league
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I’m so tired of the “batfamily can defeat all their friends” trope like bffr.
Batman? Sure he can cheat and bring out some kryptonite but you really think he’s gonna defeat WONDER WOMAN?
Nightwing: maybe Roy, but Donna Troy literal Amazonian trained by Wonder Woman? He’s done for. And Garth the magic user. What’s he gonna do throw his escrisma stick at him? Wally West former temporal being? He’s dead before he can comprehend what is happening.
Jason Todd: I actually fully believe and stand by the idea that Roy Harper would defeat Jason in a fight, no I will not be accepting criticism. Don’t even try to tell me he stands a chance against my girl starfire. (I know he’s also friends with Artemis and bizarro but I try to avoid reading anything that involves Jason Todd)
Tim drake: bro’s got a kryptonian, Amazonian, and a speedster as friends. I don’t care if he’s a good detective, he’s getting the brakes beaten off him.
Damian Wayne: only one of his friends I know enough about is currently THE Superman. I know he can use kryptonite but that’s like tying a dude to a chair then beating them up and saying you won a fight against them.
I will not be including Stephanie brown, Cassandra Cain, or Duke Thomas because I actually like them and because I haven’t seen them interact with other DC characters enough to actually speak on this.
But guys I know they’re like “geniuses” or whatever, but they’re not the only ones…
As someone said on another post “who wins: Batman with prep time or Wonder Woman with her fist”
#that feels like a good way to end this rant#guys I’m sorry I’m always hating on the batfamily#they’re just so annoying#they make it so easy#I actually start tweaking when people try to say that Batman defeats the whole justice league#I don’t care how much prep time he has or whatever weapons he uses#what’s he gonna do against a man who can blitz him within 1 millionth of a second#and when they dumb down other characters to bring up the batfamily#I’m so sorry Roy Harper#you deserve better#dc comics#batfam#wally west#bart allen#Wonder Woman#diana prince#Superman#clark kent#donna troy#garth of shayeris#roy harper#kon el#superboy#wonder girl#cassie sandsmark#starfire#koriand'r#jon kent#justice league#titans
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