#I absol-utely love them !

[alish-artie]

Hihi! What's your favorite pokemon from the new/old games?

Hello ! My favorite pokemon ever is Absol !

Of course its design is very cool, but I also love Absol's story ! It’s a kind pokemon that tries to warn others of upcoming disasters that Absol know will come, and even if people hate it because they think Absol is the one bringing the disasters, it will never stop warning them !

Such a kind and cool pokemon !

[itsmergb]

Breaking the drawtober posting trend for a bit to show my new Scullger feller based on Absol! I absol-utely love them! :)

[soulsilvers]

srry if you got asked beforehand (or your welcome since you love the kantrio alot as is) but what's your overall thoughts on how pokemas portrays leaf and her dynamic with the Homosexuals (said lovingly) feel to you if you've tried to see how it goes? personally i'm alright with it (i have a bias towards how you do her easily bc you just understand as someone who was nuts abt these three for literally 10+ years) and find it kinda amusing that they even try to get her role dealing with them gameplay wise aka red is always the hard hitter of things bc battle autism go brrr, blue is often put as support while meanwhile leaf is like "wow you mfers focus on one thing okay i'm going to have hard attacks but be able to heal and attempt some buffs" while in the background just gushing about how much she loves her eevee and how its the cutest; so she doesn't stand out alot but i have a still huge appreciation of her easily just wish there was y'know more without the other two being there 65% of the time

on my still unfinished but pretty lengthy already neocities shines i try to gather together EVERYTHING that kantrio canonically is and is implied to be, from all media thats gameverse. comes with some speculation bc once you get really invested youre gonna be SO pissed at how much unanswered questions there are lol. so thats one thing i direct people to.

i like that shes an all-around character as you pointed out! i had not paid attention to that cause yknow. i dont actually play pokemas bc its gacha brain poison, only seek all dialogue on the internet and all videos from absol-utely.

the protags regardless of gender, aside maybe from red, in pokemas are pretty much intentionally written to have these very "safe" unrisky personalities that couldnt possibly offend anyone with unique ideas for what theyre like. but id say pokemas leaf isnt ENTIRELY devoid of sauce as i was able to say a lot about her on the shrine. i like that while her friendship with red is sweet, she and green on the other hand are constantly beefing.

but yeah, im not necessarily opposed to leaf gushing over cute pokemon (i literally go crazy over certain breeds of little dogs myself) but it shouldnt be the only thing going on for her sooooo well.. tpc may or may not approve of my garbage-eating leaf who teaches children that anything is legal when cops arent around but hey that just makes her funnier and ill do it anyway #feminism

and make her less of a satellite that orbits around red and green. let her go on her own adventure with some other character (misty perhaps?) for once at least!

[crystalelemental]

"megazardx2: Well, I guess the writing’s been on the wall for a while. I hope we can at least crack ten years before EoS, but that seems like a pipe dream now (like a lot of my Pokémon-related wishes)."

The sad thing is, it will, guaranteed. I can pretty much promise it. Profits aren't down, and Pokemon remains a recognizable and profitable IP for them to shill. It's not exactly going anywhere. The bigger question is whether what remains will be worth keeping alive from a player perspective. FEH has been a shambling corpse of a game for the last three years, and it's still going.

"Also, breaking news: Absol-utely uploaded the new character sheets, and the description of Leaf’s White Blaze skill is worded differently to separate the initial rebuff and the rebuff after sync, indicating that she can indeed inflict -2 rebuff. (I told you so.)"

Listen, buddy. More importantly, is it only listed that way for Leaf, or for all three? Because I'd love for Leaf to be an exception. Although actually wait no this sucks, because it means Leaf loses again. Red's sync is AoE, and Blue's can be AoE, so they hit -2 rebuff on all targets. Leaf is the only one who can't. That sucks. They really just fucking hate Leaf.

[dazenightmare]

Hello beautiful human being :o) I discovered the supermarket au and have been reading the whole thing. Absol-fucking-utely loving it, I’m probably going to start making fanart of it :D

Anyways what I wanted to ask was some more headcanons for Tommy? Been a sucker for the whole SBI and currently my attention is on the gremlin child >:3c Thanks!

Aww, thank you!!

One time Tommy fucking disappeared in the middle of his shift, worrying all of the staff. Especially when they realized Ranboo was also missing.

Meanwhile on the other side of town Tommy and Ranboo stand on the sidewalk, staring at each other like “how the fuck did we get here?”

They try to find their way back to the store, but between Ranboo only knowing the area between his house and the store and Tommy’s horrible sense of directions, they somehow get even more lost.

As the sun is setting Ranboo’s like, “... WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. WE HAVE GODDAMN WALKIE TALKIES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS FOR??”

And they’re both shaking their heads at the pure amount of stupidity between them as they radio asking for help

[char-lotteral]

👉🏽👈🏽 Hello. Do you still plan on writing a bridgerton fic? Asking for a char!Naruhina stories obsessed friend🤭

Oh definitely!! ^-^ I have some pending aus actually 😅 but school has been a bitch but hey! Summer is right around the corner and I promise I'll put these stories into work :DD

These are my ideas lol to anyone whos interested :))

Assassin x Target Au (For almost a year, Detective Hinata Hyuga has been in pursuit of a convicted criminal and little does she know that this killer of hers might just have his eyes set on her already)

Bridgerton X Naruhina (Im still having a hard time coming up with a conflict for this xD, if you have any ideas I'd be glad to know 🙇

Memory Loss AU *what if The Last never happened scenario* (All Hinata wanted was to forget about Naruto Uzumaki and finally move on. But just when Naruto slowly begins to realize his feelings for this lavender eyed beauty, all she does is stop and stares at him, dead in the eyes. "Who are you?")

Teenage summertime romance but they meet again as adults (Mamma Mia inspired x)))

Menmahina friends with Benefits *this is literally just a self indulgence fic lol I have absolutely no idea where the story goes from there besides them being fuck buddies xD* (Menma just lost his apartment, his girlfriend and possibly the chance at a better, more stable life. Hinata is out of options and has no clue whatsoever where her life might take her now. That is until one day, they woke up and find themselves in the same bed with absolutely no memory from last night) will probably change the summary lol

"I had a one night stand with this hot guy I met at the bar last night and when I headed off to work the next day, lo and behold the guy that I was fucking with last night was staring right at me. How the hell was I supposed to know that he was our new boss?!" one shot

Spring Break update :P sorry for the really late update, was in a spiral for a while and honestly considered not updating it because felt unmotivated but you guys loved it so yey! I just mught update it this june :DD

[firecodex]

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will not be posting much of full events or stories but i can recommend searching them on youtube if you are interested about character-related information, including sync pair stories, main stories and various events (story events, log-in bonus events, expeditions bonus events, trainer lodge stories, and every little thing because i promise you the little bits can be so interesting yet easy to miss). i recommend Absol-utely PM's channel, the Pokémon Master EX Library

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artworks

occasionally posted

the artists who do the artwork for this game usually have a twitter account but i do not know all of their accounts. even so i will mention their names as stated by the official twitter of pokemas. if i tied the wrong twitter account to the artist please tell!

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leaks, as of around june 2023, will not be tagged “game news” anymore

i am no completionist, so i reiterate that searching for multiple sources is the best thing to do if you want more info.

[pompousbiscuit]

For the game: Nicolo, Porco, and Mikasa.

Omg... so many, but I am prepared 😎

Niccolo:

repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now

i’d top them | i’d bottom for them

i’d dom them | i’d sub for them

one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me (somewhere in between one night stand&fuckbuds??)

{So Niccolo is complicated... He's so, so, so, handsome...and not just cause he looks like teenage Zeke a little, what? where did you get that from?? He seems like a guy I would be super infatuated with and pine after, (hence the half highlighted "absolutely") but in reality I would have to just fuck him to get it out of my system (did not wake up thinking that I was gonna say this on Tumblr today, lmao). I would bottom for him to make him think he's the one in charge, but I'm reality we all know who's running the show here 😎.}

Porco:

repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now (!!!!)

i’d top them | i’d bottom for them

i’d dom them | i’d sub for them (I want to be MANHANDLED by his buff-boy arms, but I also want to shove something UP HIS ASS!!)

one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me

{Porco is an anywhere, anyhow, anyway, anyDAY, type of guy for me... I crave his stupid hair, tan skin, 50s beefcake body, and slight himbo energy... I love this man so much, and he could have anything that he wants from me, I'd even break my vow of non-marriage for him...}

Mikasa:

repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now

i’d top them | i’d bottom for them

i’d dom them | i’d sub for them

one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me

{I WANT MIKASA TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND! She's such a buff babe, she'd treat me right and I'd treat her right... She'd let me top "for fun" and for my enjoyment, but she's never relinquishing control for even a SECOND. But we all know she'd be so in love with Eren, so that's why I highlighted fuck buds... because I'd let her use me as an outlet whenever he's being a dick, and that's the facts on that...}

and that's that, thank you Sierra...

[is this character fuckable?]

[beedeegees]

So Terry...

This one's for you. I want to be the best (best, best, best). Be the best (best, best) Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle. Caterpie, Butterfree, Wurmple. Scorbunny, Sobble, and Grookey. Lickitung and Lickilicky. Haxorus, Cofagrigus. Poliwrath, Mismagius. Fraxure, Crabrawler, Dewpider. Shellder, Cloyster, Haunter, Grimer. Golurk, Luxio. Swampert, Lilligant, Tynamo. Seismitoad, Politoed, Palipitoad, Seel. Parasect, Trevenant, Toxapex, Spheal. Mandibuzz, Scatterbug, Graveler, Pelipper. Elgyem, Pikipek, Clawitzer, Conkeldurr. Probopass, Scolipede, Delibird, Ursaring. Blaziken, Fennekin, Quilladin, Nidoking. SKRELP. Alakazam, Patrat. Woobat, Swoobat, Crobat. Golbat, Zubat. Poochyena, Carracosta. Teddiursa, Umbreon. Alomomola, Chikorita. Gothorita, Drudigon. Snorunt, Tyrunt, Charjabug. Ninjask, Yamask, Avalugg. Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon. Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff. Igglybuff, Wigglytuff. Dhelmise, Servine, Rockruff. Porygon, Porygon Z. Porygon2, Rimbombee. Skuntank, Klang, Klinklang. Miltank and Metang. Luxray. Pidgey, Hitmonlee. Skitty, Happiny. Mudbray. Lotad, Durant, Serperior. Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor. Abra, Seadra, Nidorina. Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina. Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard. Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir. Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor. Ariados, Tyranitar. Glameow, Meowth, Exploud. Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout. Starmie, Starly, Frogadier. Delcatty, Escavalier. Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas. Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas. Foongus, Amoongus, and Pidgeotto. Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o. Aurorus, Aromatisse, Medicham. Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabebe. Feraligatr, Eevee Sigilyph. Elekid, Anorith, Inkay. (Gotta catch ‘em all) Rowlet, Golett, Honedge, Archen, Croconaw. (Gotta catch ‘em all) Sentret, Pignite, Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna. Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi. Popplio, Abomasnow. Charmeleon, Darumaka. Hariyama, Sharpedo. Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye. Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly. Beautifly, Togepi, Volcarona. Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola. Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan. Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon. Togekiss, Simisage, Nidoqueen, Cottonee. Forretress, Salamence, Jellicent, Bunnelby. Piloswine, Carnivine. Illumise and Remoraid. I think we are done with the triplet rap. So now let’s rap to educate. Alright. Here we go! Are ya ready friends, hey come on! Let’s learn a little something from the Pokémon! There’s Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and Huntail. Sandygast, Nosepass, Frosslass, Lapras! I love to say the Pokémon, but here’s the catch. Saying them all kinda seems Farfetch'd! Let me Axew a question? Want to help me out? It’s time to Throh in more names! Come on give me a shout! *perfect yell of 200 Pokémon.* Those Pokémon are Tentacool! *another perfect yell of 200 Pokémon.* And those Pokémon are trash! Combee my friend, I’ve got more to say. And if we Diglett-le deeper, we can learn today! So why not get Comfey, Don’t be Krabby or blue! Here are some lessons, and I Rotom for you. If you Muk around in class, you’ll be distraught! Don’t Bidoof-us, just study a lot! If you’re Slaking in school, you’ll drop out sooner! And abstinence is key, or you’ll get a Mime Jr. Swanna grab some candy for a sweet treat? Amaura-mazing snack is Pichu can eat! Bewear of Shiftry strangers who offer you hugs. Don’t stick forks into Eelectrik plugs. Wear a Shelmet when you Rhydon bikes. Keep a well-stocked Bagon extra long hikes! Make sure to stay away from that Ferroseed. And that’s just one name people have for weed! There’s Pansage, and Slowbro, Oddish, and Bonsly. Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf, and Stunky! And Blissey, Loudred, Dewgong and Goodra. Bounsweet, Bayleef, Hypno, and Munna! You’ll be Drowzee if you Swellow that Tangrowth smoke. Also Koffing and Weezing, hey, you might Machoke! So if someone says, “Hey, want some dank Lombre?” Look ‘em Dedenne the eye, and say NO WAY! I tell you Natu do drugs, but if someone’s smoking Treecko, does that make them a bad person? Definitely no! Don’t mean to carr-Yanma point in this verse is that alienating drug users makes things worse! Don’t lock someone up if they take a Hitmonchan. And criminalizing addicts is a really bad plan. Big pharma is the root of our country’s problem with opiate addiction. Golem. Gastly, Horsea, Chansey, Burmy. Clefairy, Mankey, Klefki, Goomy. Hoo! Rapping’s hard, let me catch my breath. Might as well check how many we’ve got left! There’s less than 150 left. Can I really do this? I used to have this dream. Back when I was a child. I’d make the PokéRap listenable. And everybody called me reckless and wild. But I never gave up. I kept at it everyday. And with Pikachu beside me and my 'dex to guide me, I knew that there’d be a way. To ignore all of the naysayers. I’d need a thicker skin than Metapod. Wynaut leave my comfort zone, jump in the Unown. Maybe someday everyone will applaud. It’s Absol-utely worth taking a risk. Plusle make a few friends as I try. Seaking how to be strong as I Raichu a song. Though I still don’t know where to put Mr. Mime. But who cares if I couldn’t find a good place to put Togedemaru, Pyukumuku, Mawile, Sceptile, Weavile, Sandile, Helioptile, Leafeon, Gengar, Malamar, Marshtomp, Chatot, Simipour, Ferrothorn, Toxicroak, Minccino, Cinccino, Azumarill, Tranquill, Excadrill, Marill, Beedrill. And Togetic, Basculin, Gigalith, Crabominable, Kingdra, Ambipom, Gastrodon, Bastiodon, Hippowdon, Vivillon, Bisharp, Liepard, Dunsparce, Aipom, Slakoth, Ralts, Dustox. I still found a way to put ‘em in there! No matter the Scizor the scope of the task. I don’t need a Magikarp-et ride. I’Machamp-ion, hero, there’s nothing to Fearow. My true power comes from inside. And that brings us all of the way to the top. I’ve said every name I can say. I’ll let my body confess the names that I can’t express. Yes it’s time for the DREAM BALLET! COME ON! But there’s one Pokemon, my own holy grail. That I gave Kevin Punt, I hope that bastard’s in jail. 'Cause of all Tangelas, Terry is the apex. And I gave him up for my 'dex. When you love Terry terribly, and then Terry is gone. What’s the point of having every other Pokemon? There’s a wound in my heart that I can’t get rid of. How can I find joy without my tangly boy? Why catch them all if you can’t keep the ones that you love? Terry! Oh Terry…

[nellscape]

Full PokéRap By Brian David Gilbert

With full lyrics written out by me cause I had nothing better to do

I want to be the best…best...best…best

I want to be the best…best…best

Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle

Caterpie, Butterfree, Wurmple

Scorburry, Sobble and Grookey

Lickitung and Lickilicky

Haxorus, Cofagrigus

Poliwrath, Mismagius

Fraxure, Crabrawler, Dewpider

Shellder, Cloyster, Haunter, Grimer

Golurk

Luxio, Swampert

Lilligant, Tynamo, Seismitoad, Politoed, Palpitoad, Seel

Parasect, Trevenant, Toxapex, Spheal

Mandibuzz, Scatterbug, Graveler, Pelipper

Elgyem, Pikipek, Clawitzer, Conkeldurr

Probopass, Scolipede, Delibird, Ursaring

Blaziken, Fennekin, Quilladin, Nidoking

SKRELP

Alakazam, Patrat

Woobat, Swoobat, Crobat, Golbat, Zubat

Poochyena, Carracosta

Teddiursa, Umbreon

Alomomola, Chikorita

Gothorita, Druddigon

Snorunt, Tyrunt, Charjabug

Ninjask, Yamask, Avalugg

Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon

Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff

Igglybuff, Wigglytuff

Delmise, Servine, Rockruff

Porygon, Porygon Z, Porygon 2, Ribombee

Skuntang, Klang, Klinklang

Miltank and Mitang, Luxray

Pidgey, Hitmonlee

Skitty, Happiny, Mudbray

Lotad, Durant, Serperior

Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor

Abra, Seadra, Nidorina

Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina

Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard

Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir

Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor

Ariados, Tyranitar

Glameow, Meowth, Exploud

Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout

Starmie, Starly, Frogadier

Delcatty, Escavalier

Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas

Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas

Foongus, Amoonguss and Pidgeotto

Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o

Aurorus, Aromatisse

Medicham, Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabébé

Feraligatr, Eevee

Sigilyph, Elekid, Anorith, Inkay

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL

Rowlet, Golett, Honedge, Archen, Croconaw

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL

Sentret, Pignite, Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna

Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi

Popplio, Abomasnow

Charmeleon, Darumaka

Hariyama, Sharpedo

Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye

Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly

Beautifly, Togepi, Volcarona

Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola

Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan

Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon

Togekiss, Simisage, Nidoqueen, Cottonee

Forretress, Salamence, Jellicent, Bunnelby

Piloswine, Carnivine

Illumise and Remoraid

I think we are done with the triplet rap

So now let’s rap to educate

Alright, here we go!

Are you ready, friends? Hey, come on!

Let’s learn a little something from the Pokémon!

There’s Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and Huntail

Sandyghast, Nosepass, Froslass, Lapras!

I love to say the Pokémon but here’s the catch

Saying them all kinda seems Farfetch’d

Let me Axew a question

Wanna help me out?

It’s time to Throh in more names!

Come on give me a shout!

Those Pokémon are Tentacool!

And those Pokémon are trash!

Combee my friend, I’ve got more to say!

And if we Diglett-le deeper we can learn today!

So why not get Comfey? Don’t be Krabby or blue

Here are some lessons and I Rotom 4 U!

If you Muk around in class, you’ll be distraught!

Don’t Bidoof-us, just study a lot!

If you’re Slaking in school, you’ll drop out sooner!

And abstinence is key, or you’ll get a Mime Jr.

Swanna grab some candy for a sweet treat?

Amaura-mazing snack is a Pichu can eat!

Bewear of Shiftry strangers who offer you hugs

And don’t stick forks into Eelectrik plugs!

Wear a Shelmet when you Rhydon bikes

Keep a well-stocked Bagon extra-long hikes!

Make sure to stay away from that Ferroseed

And that’s just one name people have for weed!

There’s Pansage and Slowbro, Oddish and Bonsly

Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf and Stunky!

And Blissey, Loudred, Dewgong and Goodra

Bounsweet, Bayleaf, Hypno and Munna!

You’ll be Drowzee if you Swellow that Tangrowth smoke!

Also Koffing and Weezing, hey, you might Machoke!

So if someone says “hey, want some dank Lombre?”

Look ‘em Dedenne the eye and say NO WAY!

I tell you Natu do drugs, but if someone’s smoking Treecko, does that make them a bad person?

DEFINITELY NO!

I don’t mean to carr-Yanma point in this verse is that alienating drug users makes things worse

Don’t lock someone up if they take a Hitmonchan

And criminalizing addicts is a really bad plan

BIG PHARMA IS THE ROOT OF OUR COUNTRY’S PROBLEM WITH OPIATE ADDICTION.

Golem.

Gastly, Horsea, Chansea, Burmy

Clefairy, Mankey, Klefki, Goomy

Hoo! Rapping’s hard, let me catch my breath

Might as well check how many we’ve got left

There’s less than 150 left.

Can I really do this?

I used to have this dream

Back when I was a child

I’d make the PokéRap listenable

And everybody called me reckless and wild

But I never gave up

I kept at it every day

And with Pikachu beside me and my ‘dex to guide me

I knew that there’d be a way

To ignore all of the naysayers I’d need a thicker skin than Metapod

Why not leave my comfort zone, jump in the Unown?

Maybe someday everyone will applaud

It’s Absol-utely worth taking a risk

Plusle make a few friends as I try

Seaking how to be strong as I Raichu a song

Though I still don’t know where to put Mr. Mime

But who cares if I couldn’t find a good place to put

Togedmaru, Pyukumuku, Mawile, Sceptile, Sandile, Helioptile, Leafon, Gengar, Malamar, Marshtomp, Chatot, Simipour, Ferrothorn, Toxicroak, Minccino, Cinccino, Azumarill, Tranquill, Excadrill, Marill, Beedrill…

And Togetic, Basculin, Gigalith, Crabominable, Kingdra, Ambipom, Gastrodon, Bastiodon, Hippowdon, Vivillon, Bisharp, Liepard, Dunsparce, Aipom, Slakoth, Ralts and Dustox

I still found a way to put ‘em in there!

No matter the Scizor the scope of the task,

I don’t need a Magikarp-et ride

I’Machamp-ion hero, there’s nothing to Fearow

My true power comes from inside

And that brings us all of the way to the top

I’ve said every name I can say

I’ll let my body confess the names that I can’t express

Yes, it’s time for the dream ballet!

(Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Tapu Koko, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu, Ho-Oh, Tapu Fini, Latias, Latios, Lugia, Raikou, Entei, Suicune, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza, Nihilego, Buzzwole, Pheromosa, Xurkitree, Celesteela, Kartana, Guzzlord, Poipole, Stakataka, Blacephalon, Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Regigigas, Tornadus, Thundurus, Landorus, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde, Mew, Mewtwo, Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala, Type: Null, Silvally, Reshiram, Zekrom, Manaphy, Phione, Celebi, Jirachi, Victini, Shaymin, Marshadow, Darkrai, Magearna, Necrozma, Melmetal, Meltan, Diancie, Hoopa, Meloetta, Cresselia, Healtran, Kyurem, Keldeo, Deoxys, Genesect, Volcanion, Zeraora, Arceus)

But there’s one Pokémon, my own holy grail

That I gave Kevin Punt; I hope that bastard’s in jail

‘Cause of all Tangelas, Terry is the apex

And I gave him up for my ‘dex

When you love Terry terribly and then Terry is gone

What’s the point of having every other Pokémon?

There’s a wound in my heart that I can’t get rid of                                    

How can I find joy without my tangly boy?

Why catch them all if you can’t keep the ones that you love?

Terryyyyyy!!!!!!!

Oh Terryyyyyyyyyy!

[fragmentedink-archived]

Sorry if this is a lot to ask, but all of the numbers for Nik and Cameron. :)

absolutely!!

1. Made the first move:

Cameron makes the first move. Nik knows Cam’s history, and he is not going to even touch that. Besides, he knows Cameron wants him, so why should he have to do all the work when he knows its just a matter of time before he gets what he wants

2. The big spoon:

mmm. Cameron would be the big spoon- at least for a while. He does not want anyone touching his back. In fact, Nik doesn’t even sleep with him for a while bec of his nightmares and hes afraid of lashing out against Nik. BUt when they finally get to that stage, it takes even longer for Cameron to let Nik hold him like that bec he will break out in a cold sweat and be near a panic attack with Nik holding onto him like that

3. The little spoon:

NIk would be be the small spoon- for a while bec of ^^^

4. The cuddler:

Oh man, i don’t know if i could ever see them ‘cuddling’. Cameron is emotionally stunted and Nik is,,, a Fuck Boy with mommy and daddy issues. And if they were lounging around, and ‘cuddling’, neither of them would say it was cuddling. It’s not cuddling if you got your hands in each other’s pants lol

5. Cries during movies:

oh god, neither

6. More affectionate:

ehhhh i think it would depend. Nik is a pretty affectionate person in general. But Cameron is p affectionate when theyre together, mostly bec he will not tell Nik that he loves him- and he will show him instead

7. Their favorite non-sexual activity:

Dancing! All of Nik’s brothers and he can dance. They have had Actual Training and such. And Cameron had to learn bec of,,, his job. But it is something that he actually loves to do

8. More nervous to meet the parents:

h a. Neither. Cameron doesn’t care what anyone thinks about him or his relationship with Nik. And Nik is almost never unruffled or unnerved by anything or anyone

9. More protective/jealous:

Nik is pretty protective. He has a family- a good family (well, his brothers are good anyways) and he has that protective streak for those he cares about. Cameron is not protective of anyone- at least for the most part bec he has no one to actually protect

As for Jealous, they both are pretty jealous types. But Cameron is Jealous™ and he will make it very, very clear that Nik is his

10. Sneaks into the shower with the other in the mornings:

Nik!! Nik would absolutely sneak into the shower with Cameron as often as he could

11. Initiates sexy times the most:

I think its pretty drawn down the line tbfh

12. Fuck or make love:

Fuck. Def Fuck. And once in a blue moon make love ;)

13. Behind the wheel more often during road trips:

Oh,,, I think they’ll both drive, but I think Cameron does most of the driving and Nik has his hand down Cam’s pants

14. Gives the silent treatment when they’re mad at each other:

Oh, when theyre mad, silent treatments are not what they do. They’d probably beat each other senseless out on the training pitch and then have angry sex. Either that or Cameron will just avoid Nik 

15. Reaches for the other’s hand first:

Nik!

16. Whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear at inappropriate times:

Both. Absolutely both. Nik’s brothers get absolutely grossed out bec theyre eye fucking lmao

17. Comes up with cheesy pick-up lines:

LOL Nik would I think. And they actually work on Cameron and Cam’s just ?? Ur a fucking idiot. NIk: more like an idiot ur fucking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Cam: ….yes

[soulsilvers]

ily art sm 🥺💕 and how u make Leaf protag like skms yes my girl gets a chance to be cool too, im so happy pkmn evolutions made her beta-version clever and brave too, now I don't have to justify myself to people skdsjkn you have so many cute concepts and designs on your blog it gets the braincell running and excited I wanna cuddle your art!! thank u for the lovely contributions to the world of pokemon fanart they will be cherished 💙💚❤

and if I could ramble a bit abt pokemon masters ex 👀 I haven't started the game yet bc I'm so busy with too many deadlines cutting it close with too much work, BUT I rlly wanna play for the rocket executives 🥺 love them, hgss are my nostalgic favs, and it's a shame we never see Leaf vs them 😔 they never had designs in frlg so im hoping for some interaction in the games even tho it's probs gonna be the johto kids alas. I'll take Leaf and Silver interactions one day hopefully as consolation tho

also an idea I was thinking, if lgpe Leaf started her journey before the rocket plot started in kanto then that means she's a fair bit older than 10, I'd say 13-14 maybe, but if everything else is the same that means Silver is even more baby when Chase/Elaine take down team rocket, aka! aka! I say lgpe Leaf probably adopts Silver at some point bc she goes everywhere and I love giving them a sibling relationship. "what's with this sassy lost child?" "anyone gonna take that? guess he's mine now."

TYYYY this made my day!! 💕 i was worried that ep of evolutions would try too hard to be serious and shit (bc like.. why was barry so serious for some reason in it? no catchphrase even??) but i was v happy w leafs episode, she gets to just be funny and expressive! pokemons gotta be goofy too as a franchise. i watch pokemas stories the second absol-utely puts them up and cant wait to see more of silver's deal, kantrio in part 2 of the johto story maybe??

honestly im a "no pokespe ❌" zone now but im still stealing the idea of leaf always somehow somewhat accidentally ending up sibling adopting weird goth kids as you know. i feel like her energy is just that in gameverse as well lmao.

[jennmoslek36]

IT HAS BEEN about a year now since my involvement with the Dozier School For Boys began taking over my world. Kicking off the whirlwind was my need to get my hands on the school’s student ledgers. I won’t rehash the entire adventure but what I will say is that it took many frustrating nights online, several emails to the Archivist, the potential of an $600+ bill to get digital copies & finally an 8 hour round trip before I’d actually have what I wanted…Well at least a quarter of what I wanted!

  HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO clue what I was looking for, I spent the next several weeks trying to organize what I had. Almost immediately number of very distinct patterns began jumping out at me. The same sentencing judges over & over again, the SAME sentence length OR lack there of & a crap load of blank spaces; Specifically under the “WHEN/HOW RELEASED” columns. One would expect that any institution handling children would be required to keep detailed & accurate records of ALL of its charges, especially when it comes to their last known whereabouts BUT that would make too much sense, now wouldn’t it…

        THE INFO THAT I had gotten was only from the latest volume of the ledgers & didn’t even make a dent in the number of boys that had been shoved through the doors to be reformed. I knew there were hundreds OR even thousands of names in those books. I maybe had a few hundred at the most. By now, I had gotten used to what I like to call the “Hurry Up & Stop” method of researching. Basically I’d need specific info, finally get said info ONLY to start looking it over & promptly figure out that I needed additional material OR even worse, I’d need something entirely different altogether. In this case, I had just assumed that I’d eventually be making another trip to the Archives; That is until I ended up becoming involved with Bob Straley & taking over his website…And right there on one of the site pages was a link to the detailed, handwritten notes that WHB Mr. Andrew Puel had spent hours putting together.

Mr. Andrew Puel At The State Archives…Sitting In The EXACT Same Spot That I Did When I Was There!

      NOT IT!!

WHEN I SAW that link, I was beyond thrilled! I was finally going to have something reliable to validate what I had come up with! I had spoken with Andrew at Bob Straley’s memorial service & knew that any research he had done would be the best & most accurate info that I could possibly get. When the page loaded, it definitely did NOT show what I had been hoping for; In all actuality, it showed nothing but this:

    ODDLY THE INFO was missing! I started clicking on some of the other older links on the website & sure enough, there were quite a few that led to nowhere. I don’t know why it gone OR where it went, only that it’s not there. I tried not to get to aggravated, thinking that there had to be a hard copy among the thousands of documents that I have. I spent the next several weeks going through EVERY page, folder, digital file, etc. & found nothing. Bob kept everything, so to say I was puzzled that he wouldn’t have a copy of something so important was a huge understatement. I did another look through, literally taking out every piece of paper, one by one; Still nothing.

  Well Damn….

    AN EVENING IN GAINESVILLE

ON A FRIDAY in late February, I made the 3 hour trip to Gaineville. With me was a small black bag filled with what I believed to be the most important material related to the Arthur G Dozier School for Boys. I pulled up to a beautiful home, tucked back in a quiet sub division that was surrounded by forest. Standing outside was a familiar face, Mr. Bryant Middleton. The “Whitehouse Boy” greeted me with a smile & a brief hug before inviting me inside to meet his wife. Both graciously spent several hours telling their personal story of Dozier & how the WHB’s Organization was founded. They were both lovely people & I was grateful that they had been so willing to meet with me & be as open as they were. When we finally moved into the dining room to look over the things that I had brought, I began pulling things out. I yanked a folder out that had been wedged inside of my over full bag & a stack of papers fell out. The stack was stapled together & folded in half. I picked it up to see what it was & as I unfolded it, my jaw hit the floor!

    OH…MY…GOD…It was a hard copy of the list of missing boys! The same list that I had just spent weeks trying to find! The stuff inside of that bag was the stuff that I pulled out & reviewed quite frequently & there’s absolutely NO way that I would missed that thick stack of ledger pages! I slid the stack across the table, explaining to Bryant why I was a bit stunned at finding them. He thought it was strange as well. I’m not going to get into the specifics of my time with the Middletons in this post, although I will say that I’m very fortunate to have met with them. They’re great people & they continue to work toward keeping the future from repeating the past.

    WHERE COULD THEY BE?

OF COURSE THERE is minimal info on the boys on this list. What is known is that most were listed as escaped but never recovered. A lot lacked permanent homes OR guardians, so there wouldn’t have been any concerned parents wondering about the whereabouts of their lost boy. It should also be noted that the last place they were seen was the Dozier School for Boys in Marianna. That leaves so many unanswered questions; Could ALL 185 boys on that list have actually successfully escaped & moved on to a better life? Even if that did happen, would it be possible that NOT 1 single child ever be heard from again? I suppose it could be possible for some BUT for All 185? I seriously have my doubts & given the history of Dozier, I’d say that’s highly unlikely. Especially considering the significant proof of other burial sites on the school’s 1200+ acres.Whether or not they continued life after Dozier OR their lives were taken at the school, they each deserve to be recognized. I’ll let them speak for themselves….

☆☆☆☆☆☆

  JOSEPH WILK – 17 JAME HENRY COLSON SMITH – 16 BEHARD STEPHENS – 15 JOHNNIE J. RICHARDSON – 17 AB DURDEN – 16 WILLIAM RICHARD WHITE – 16 MONROE ROGERS – 16 NOWLA (SONNY) VENOS – 16 BERNARD WILLIAMS – 15 WILLIAM NICOLAS BURNETT – 15 FRED RUSH – 16 HORACE MECHOM – 16 J.W. HARRILL, JR. – 14 EDWARD MATTHEW MITCHELL – 17 LARRY DAVIS – 14. ALFONSO DEWEY DAVIS – 16 JAMES ARTHUR HARELL – 13 CARROL PITTMAN – 15 CARL HUBBARD REWLS – 14 RICHARD PEUDRY TYLER – 15 HAROLD OLDS – 14 LYNVILLE RAY – 16 LAIRD WILDES (age unknown) ALFRED SMITH GOODSON – 16 QUINCY LEWIS – 16

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ZANE HOPKINS – 12 ROBERT WALKER – 13 WILLIE FRANKLIN FARROW – 13 EUGENE JOHNS – 14 GABE BELL – 15 WILLIAM DEWARS – 15 LELAND LLOYD BRADY – 16 JASPER ALLEN HOLDER – 15 WILLIAM JOHNSON – 16 GEORGE HENRY ABBEY – 16 HARRY L. SAULS – 15 BEN BUNDRICK – 15 LOUIS VALOIS COUTURE – 16 ROBERT GILBERT ALBRITTON – 16 LAUDRIC BASKIN – 17 JAME HENRY COLSON SMITH – 16 JOHN JOSEPH COOGAN, JR – 16 ARINAUDO MACHIN, JR – 16 JULIAN GREEN – 15 CARL UNDERHILL – 16 WILLIAM DANIEL HATCHER – 17 DWIGHT SPRINGER – 14 JASON EDWARD LOGAN – 15 PAUL HERSHEY, JR – 17 CLARENCE C. RAULERSON – 16

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EVERETT BRADDOCK – 15 HAROLD EUGENE NORMAN – 16 RICHARD RUSSEL TODD – 14 EDWARD POOLE – 14 BILLY RAY BURNS – 16 MARCO GUTIERREZ – 14 WALTER C. GREEN – 16 LEON MANNING – 16 LEONARD JAMES NELSON – 16 GODSON WHITTAKER – 15 ROBERT GORDON – 15 ROBERT LAURIN GODDARD – 15 KENNETH LEE YORK – 17 TRUBEE BYRD – 17 ROWANE HOLLIDAY – 16 BOBBY WHITEHEAD – 15 WILLIAM EDWARD LEGGETT – 16 ROBERT HELGRAN – 13 OSCAR EUGENE MCCURDY – 16 WILLIAM RIVERA EMANUEL, JR – 16 JOHN LENNARD NAVE – 16 JACKIE CREWS – 16 ERNEST WOODARD – 16 ARTHUR KENT PATTERSON (aka William S. Johnson) – 14 DAVID EVANS HARRIS – 16

☆☆☆☆☆☆

JOHN HARRIMAN – 16 GB IRWIN – 14 HOWARD MCCALL – 17 OSCAR LEE CALDWELL – 14 JD THOMAS – 13 GEORGE F. CLAY – 13 WILLIS BUNYAN – 16 JAMES CAMPBELL – 15 BERTRAM THOMPSON – 16 WILLIE JAMES MURPHY – 17 SANDY JONES – 15 RALPH HALL – 16 MELVIN FALSON – 13 HERBERT LEE COVINGTON – 14 LUKE BENJAMIN – 16 TOMMIE L. WOOTEN – 15 WALTER ADAMS – 15 DAVID JONES (aka Cockran) – 15 EDWARD BROWN – 14 EDWARD DEMERRITT – 16 WILLIAM JENKINS – 13 MATEO BENARD COLUMBUS – 14 WILLIE C. MITCHELL – 13 CLARENCE MORTON, JR – 15 JOSEPH JOHNSON – 16

☆☆☆☆☆☆

CURTIS WILSON – 10 EUGENE FULLER – 16 THOMAS BOWERS – 15 LEON DUNBAR – 16 DAVID EAGLETON – 14 HENRY JUNIOR JOHNSON – 14 EDWARD FOSTER – 15 GEORGE EDWARD THOMAS – 17 ODIS SINGLETON – 16 JAMES WILEY BRYANT – 14 CURTIS DOWNING – 15 WALTER LEE NIXON – 15 JOHN TYLER – 16 ELMORE JOHNSON – 15 HENRY MELVIN JONES – 16 DOCK SMITH – 15 ROBERT LEE KING – 16 WILLARD LAMAR SHELTON – 16 ROBERT HAYS – 16 CHAS W. CHAMBERS – 16 RUSSEL HUTTON – 15 HOWARD CAYWOOD – 15 BOBBY HAYES – 16 BILLY CAUDELL – 16 WALTER R. HAYES – 17

☆☆☆☆☆☆

ARTHUR KENT PITTEBON(?) – (age unknown) WILLIAM P. NUNES – 16 EDWIN T. FINNIE – 15 MILTON LEDBETTER – (age unknown) LEROY SMITH (aka Leroy Gregory) – 17 JOE RODRIGUEZ – 17 BENARD MIXON – 15 ROBERT WESLEY DAVIS – 16 PAUL DAVID HUGES – 12 ROY JOHNSON – 13 LENARD JAMES LOTT – 16 JERRY LLOYD – 16 GABRIEL THURMAN – 16 ROBERT LEE BOSTIC – 14 GEORGE HILL – 13 JOHN ALBURY – 14 NATHANIEL TURNER – 15 LEO COLLIER – 17 TEEVESTER JAMES – 15 FLOYD RILEY, JR – 17 GEORGE NELSON – 15 NORMAN MCAULEY – 15 LYLE MACK PAULK – 16 EDWARD GIBSON – 14 WILLIAM EDWARD CORTEZ – 16

☆☆☆☆☆☆

ROBERT CHRISTMAN – 16 HUBERT BERRYMAN – 15 CHARLES LACGUEY – 16 CHARLES EDWARD KIDDY – 15 JOHN CHARLES CLANCEY – 15 DANNY LEE BOWMAN – 16 HOWARD GEORGE FAGG – (age unknown)

ROBERT ALTON SINGLETARY – 17 ELLIS MARLOWE HASKIN – 16 JAMES PHILLIP SLAWSON – 16 JAMES JOHNS – 17 BENARD JACKSON – 14 ARLISS BLACKMON – 15 BENJAMIN UDEL – 13 NATHANIEL BOWLES – 16 ROLAHO LYLES – 16 CLARENCE BOBBY BROWN – 15 WILLIE BRADFORD – 16 BILLY JACKSON – 13 RICHARD GILLYARD – 14 LEONARD WHITEHEAD – 15 FREDERICK NATHANIEL HARREL – 16 HENRY MCLENDON – 17 SAMOLE DARBY – 17 WILLIE LEE DOUGLAS – 15

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MOZELL BRADLEY, JR – 16 J.C. STEPHENS – 15 CHARLES BROWN – 15 GRANT BERNARD KEMP – 13 RONNIE FRANKIE ROSE – 16 JOE EDWARD ALLEN – 15 VICTOR STEPHEN GRICE – 16 TOMMY COOK (Mathias) – 15 JERRY COOK – 16 JOHNNY LEON WRIGHT – 16

  IT’S AN ENTIRELY different feeling you get when you’re able to put names to the children you’ve been speaking of….

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  ☆ IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW SUFFERED ABUSE, PASSED AWAY, WENT MISSING OR WITNESSED ANY WRONGDOINGS WHILE AT “THE FLORIDA INDUSTRIAL SCHOOL FOR BOYS” AKA “THE ARTHUR G. DOZIER SCHOOL FOR BOYS” OR THE OKEECHOBEE SCHOOL FOR BOYS, PLEASE REACH OUT VIA HERE AT findingflorida.blog OR ANY OF THE CONTACT INFO LISTED BELOW!!☆

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THE LOST BOYS OF DOZIER: Have You Seen Me? IT HAS BEEN about a year now since my involvement with the Dozier School For Boys began taking over my world.

[shadetheabsol]

Idk if you still do the url thing but do me maybe? Or one of my blogs if you prefer those ^^

@maple-and-pie

URL: https://maple-and-pie.tumblr.com/

Characters in general: The blog has two characters with one known as Maple, the other is Pie. Maple appears more often than Pie does so new followers are likely to know that one first.

Maple: A phantump that is sweet and has fun. Maple can be very energetic and likes to mess with croo uwu Overall a fun and cute character.

Pie: A litleo that is cool and has a bit of attitude. Beyond awesome and you gotta love this one too. Overall cool and just gets better every time.

How they play them:

I’d say both characters are played pretty well and in a fun way. They’re always so expressive and you can get a feel for their personality by the pose, expression and of course what they say.

The Mun: The mun is super awesome, sweet, fun and so much more. You can’t help but enjoy chatting with them. You’d feel pretty damn welcome by the mun if you’ve never spoken before. So if you are new to the mun, they are super awesome. 500 000+ / Scale Broken (Too good to count on a scale uwu)RP With Them: I’m actually not sure if Maple is into RP in terms of acting a character in a story. In terms of blog interaction though, I have briefly RP with them (The Myst Vs Maple And Pie Trap Mini Series).

Want to RP With Them: For sure! I find RP can be pretty fun and I love to bring out characters through it!

Overall Opinion: The blog is great, the art is awesome, the characters are super special and unique and interacting with the characters has been a lot of fun!

Final Score:

(Just a quick face edit of an expression I really liked XD I’ll be drawing more of Shade for the asks to wake her up)

This sol gives a final score of absol-ute perfection!

12 claws outta 12!

[winryofresembool]

EdWin ficlet: I Choose You?

A/N: @protectjackaboy​ requested I write something inspired by the modern day AU fic It’s Not a Big Deal. So, here’s a silly INaBD verse ficlet with lots of Pokémon talk. Bewear, if you are not ready for Pokémon puns, this fic is not for you. @11random-person11 helped me with some of them, thanks ♥

Sorry for the possible inaccuracies! Ed and Winry of course belong to Hiromu Arakawa, and INaBD belongs to the awesome @hangonsilvergirl. I’m just playing with their creations.

Genre: fluffy silliness

Words: 800+

Ed’s normal text, Winry’s bolded

Morning Win

Good morning! What are you up to?

Not much, just sitting on the couch trying to watch children’s TV shows AS LOUDLY as I can because some asshole who’s living with me talked on the phone ‘till 2 am last night. With Mei.

Karma is a bitch, huh? I remember you doing that very same thing last week. With me.

HEY, WE HAD A VERY IMPORTANT STAR WARS CONVERSATION. /YOU/ wanted to hear my opinion on Leia’s character, and you got one!

Well, I didn’t mean you needed to speak a whole hour about her hair buns. When you grow your hair out, I’m gonna make /you/ wear them.

I’ll have you know they look very badass and I’d proudly wear them even now if my hair was longer.

Sometimes I really wonder why I find you attractive…

Please. You just can’t resist my charm ;P

In your dreams.

Pffft. ANYWAY guess which show just started?

Umm, My Little Pony? That sounds like your kind of thing.

I COULD watch my little pony!! But no, it’s pokemon!!

Awww, I used to love that show! And Pan has a 3ds, I sometimes borrow it to train my own team.

So she’s a future olympic athlete AND a pokemon champion? That must look good on her CV.

… OK what the hell is this animation? It looked so much cooler back when I was a Pokemon fan. I swear, these shows just keep getting worse and worse…

Let me open my TV as well! Brb.

OK I’m watching it now and aww I think this style is cute! The colors are beautiful and their expressions are so lively. And oh, Ash is still there… Good memories!

I guess that poor bastard still hasn’t become a Pokemon master. He’s been trying for… what, probably something like 20 years? I think he’s started before I was even born. And that Pikachu definitely should be level 100 now…

Hey, don’t mock him! He’s trying. Wait, did they just meet with Misty and Brock? I can’t believe they are back too!

Tbh I always liked Gary the best, he’s the coolest…

Of course you did.

I’m pretending I don’t understand what you mean. Hey, who’s that kid with those black clothes in the opening? And do you think I could rock his style (what am I asking of course I could)

?

I think he’s Gladion (Pan has let me play Pokemon Sun) and I don’t think Mr. Mustang would stop making fun of you if you cut your hair like that.

I don’t give a shit about that bastard’s opinion!!!

OOOOKKK then.

Hey! Don’t even…

Ooor what? Please tell me Ed.

I… ugh… nothing.

That’s more like it.

Wait a minute… Is that pokemon’s name actually bewear? That’s the most ridiculous and/or awesome thing I’ve heard.

Pretty much all the Pokemon names are puns of some kind.

I think I’ve found my new dream job: naming new pokemon. Is there a list all the existing pokemon anywhere btw?

I’ve heard of bulbapedia but you can just google it.

K K.

Oh.

There are over 800 of them???? Holy shit I’ve missed a lot.

Listen everyone. The edgy, badass Edward Elric is becoming a pokemon fan.

Excuse me there’s nothing wrong with pokemon! Remember, I even did the pokerap once!!

I’m not gonna lie, that was pretty epic. Maybe do it again when we meet the next time? I’d love to witness it live.

I think I have more important things to do then 

Like what? 

Kissing with my girlfriend whom I get to see only at the weekends?

Fine, you won.

Don’t I know it

Know when to shut up, m’dear. 

Har de har.

Look at this thing. Incineroar. Does that belt shoot fire? Dark type? Red and black? I think I’ve found my favorite!!!

What’s your favorite type, btw?

Steel, for sure. I mean, how adorable is Klink? Look:

I think you must be literally the only person in this world who would say that. Gearhead.

Chemistry freak.

Unown I’ve always wanted to say this one thing…

Did you just… google pokemon puns? That is so… onix-pected of you.

Oh my God.

OK here’s a good one…

Never mind I Deino if I'll be able to think of any

Pffft that’s just Trubbish.

Now I got one. What do I call Al after I win him in a running match?

Well, I must Axew what.

Slowbro!!

That was Absol-utely awful.

Bewear, there’s a small Chansey I have more of them in my pockets.

Oh Arceus maybe it’s better if we stop now.

Arceus? Is that like the god pokemon?

Yup.

I like that. I’m gonna use that one from now on.

Hey, Winry?

Yeah?

I’m so Happiny we accidentally started talking.

You know what? Mewtwo.

<3

Also, have I told your smile is very beautifly?

Aww, thanks Ed. Where’s this sudden sappiness coming from?

I dunno, I guess you just have the Klefki to my heart. 

You are blushing there right now, I just know it. But I guess I could say the thing back to you :3

Here’s one more: If you were a Pokémon, I’d choose you

I have no words. You are having too much fun with those puns, aren’t you?

I feel this is like a gold mine that just keeps giving and giving…

I probably can’t get you quiet anymore. Anyway, as much as I’d Luvdisc to continue to talk to you, Granny’s waiting. See you later, Feraligatr?

In a while, Krookodile

😉

[bylaudelekha]

*runs onto the stage in your absense* this is fine this is fine ok right

are ya ready, friends?

hey, come on!

let's learn a little something from the pokemon!

there's persian and mudsdale, donphan and huntail

sandygast, froslass, nosepass, lapras!

i love to say the pokemon, but here's the catch:

saying them all kinda seems farfetch'd!

let me axew a question

wanna help me out?

it's time to throh in more names

come on give me a shout!

*audience participation*

those pokemon are tentacool!

*second audience participation, accompanied by brian's fabulous dab which i am never getting over oh GOD i got so many flashbacks from that*

and those pokemon are trash!

combee my friend, i've got more to say!

and if we diglett-le deeper, we can learn today!

so why not get comfey, don't be krabby or blue

here are some lessons and i rotom for you!

if you muk around in class you'll be distraught!

don't bidoof-us, just study a lot (i swear i'm TRYING leave me alone)

if you're slaking in school, you'll drop out sooner

and abstinence is key, or you'll get a mime jr. (i hope you know that this is the one line i didn't have to check the video for)

swanna grab some candy for a sweet treat?

amaura-zing snack is a pichu can eat!

bewear of shiftry strangers who offer you hugs

and don't stick forks into eelectric plugs

wear a shelmet when you rhydon bikes

keep a well stocked bagon extra long hikes!

make sure to stay away from that ferroseed,

and that's just one name people have for weed!

there's pansage and slowbro, oddish and bonsly

tropius, seedot, nuzleaf and stunky

and blissey, loudred, dewgong and goodra

bounsweet, bayleef, hypno and munna!

you'll be drowzee if you swellow that tangrowth smoke

also koffing and weezing, hey, you might machoke!

so if someone says 'hey, want some dank lombre?'

just look 'em dedenne the eye, and say 'no way!'

i tell you natu do drugs, but if someone's smoking treeko

does that make them a bad person? definitely no

i don't mean to carr-yanma point in the next verse is that alienating drug users makes things worse!

don't lock someone up if they take a hitmonchan

and criminalising addicts is a really bad plan!

big pharma is the root of our country's problem with opiate addiction.

golem.

gastly, horsea, chansey, burmy

clefairy, mankey, klefki, goomy

hoo! rapping's hard, let me catch my breath

might as well check how many we've got left!

*music switches*

*spoken* there's less than 150 left! can i really do this?

*sung* i used to have this dream

back when i was a child

i'd make the pokerap listenable

and everybody called me reckless and wild

but i never gave up!

i kept at it every day!

and with pikachu beside me and my 'dex to guide me,

i knew that there'd be a way!

to ignore all of the naysayers

i'd need a thicker skin than metapod

wynaut leave my comfort zone,

jump in the unown

maybe someday everyone will applaud

it's absol-utely worth taking a risk,

plusle make a few friends as i try

seaking how to be strong as i raichu a song

though i still don't know where to put mr. mime

but who cares if i couldn't find a good place to put Togedemaru, Pyukumuku, Mawile, Sceptile, Weavile, Sandile, Helioptile, Leafeon, Gengar, Malamar, Marshtomp, Chatot, Simipour, Ferrothorn, Toxicroak, Minccino, Cinccino, Azumarill, Tranquill, Excadrill, Marill, Beedrill

...and Togetic, Basculin, Gigalith, Crabominable, Kingdra, Ambipom, Gastrodon, Bastiodon, Hippowdon, Vivillon, Bisharp, Liepard, Dunsparce, Aipom, Slakoth, Ralts, Dustox

i still found a way to put 'em in there!

no matter the scizor the scope of the task

i don't need a magikarp-et ride

i'machampion hero, there's nothing to fearow

my true power comes from inside

and that brings us all of the way to the top

i've said every name i can say

i'll let my body confess the names that i can't express

yes, it's time for the dream ballet!

come on!

*interpretive dance*

*interpretive dance with a friend (moni i hope this'd be you)*

*pat's beautiful combat roll back to the desk*

but there's one pokemon, my own holy grail

that i gave kevin punt, i hope that bastard's in jail

'cause of all tangelas, terry is the apex

and i gave him up for my 'dex

when you love terry terribly, and then terry is gone

what's the point of having every other pokemon?

there's a wound in my heart that i can't get rid of

how can i find joy, without my tangly boy?

why catch them all if you can't keep the ones that you love?

*big inhale* TERRY-

hey moni give me your thoughts on the perfect pokerap

lekha, this ones for you

i wanna be the best (best) (best)

uh bulbasaur, charmander, squirtle

caterpie, butterfree, wurmple

scorbunny, sobble and grookey

lickitung and lickilicki

haxorus, cofagrigous,

polywrath, mismagius

fraxure crabrawler dewpider

shellder cloyster haunter grimer

golurk, luxio swampert

liligant tynamo seismitoad polytoad palpitoad seel

parasect trevenant toxapex spheal

mandibuzz scatterbug graveller pelipper

elgyem pikipek clawitzer conkeldurr

propobass scolipede delibird ursaring

blaziken fenniken quilladin nidoking

(be the best)

skrelp! alakazam patrat

woobat swoobat crobat golbat zoobat

poochyena caracosta teddyursa umbreon

alolamola chikorita gothorita druddigon

snowrunt tyrunt (nice) charjabug

ninjask yamask avalugg

Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon, Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff

Igglybuff, Wigglytuff

Dhelmise, Servine, Rockruff

Porygon, Porygon-Z, Porygon2, Ribombee

Skuntank, Klang, Klinklang

Miltank and Metang, Luxray

Pidgey, Hitmonlee, Skitty, Happiny, Mudbray

Lotad, Durant, Serperior, Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor

Abra, Seadra, Nidorina, Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina

Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard

Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir

Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor, Ariados, Tyranitar

Glameow, Meowth, Exploud

Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout

Starmie, Starly, Frogadier

Delcatty, Escavalier

Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas

Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas

Foongus, Amoonguss and Pidgeotto

Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o

Aurorus, Aromatisse

Medicham, Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabébé

Feraligatr, Eevee

Sigilyph, Elekid, Anorith, Inkay

(Gotta catch 'em all!)

Rowlet, Golett, Honedge, Archen, Croconaw

(Gotta catch 'em all!)

Sentret, Pignite, Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna

Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi, Popplio, Abomasnow

Charmeleon, Darumaka, Hariyama, Sharpedo

Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye

Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly

Beautifly, Togepi, Volcarona

Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola

Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan

Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon

Togekiss, Simisage, Nidoqueen, Cottonee

Forretress, Salamence, Jellicent, Bunnelby

Piloswine, Carnivine, Illumise and Remoraid

I think we are done with the trip-l-et rap, so now let's rap to educate

Alright, here we go!

Are ya- *noscope 360'd from the audience*