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I was having a conversation with my wife and now I need to know; please answer the poll as accurately as you can
#self-insert fic#reader insert fic#tumblr polls#ao3#fan fic#fan fiction#fanfiction#character reader#I would not fucking say that
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No. Next please!
#I was giggling#Playing dreams music INSIDE the mighty med hospital#I would not fucking say that#spotify playlists#mighty med 4
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why is dadsona being such a dick i want to beat his ass
#I WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT#ughhhh i love the competitive dad thing but it’s TOO MUCH#brian is so cute but his route is so annoying because of dadsona’s clown ass#i think brian is the most eligible for dadsona and amanda and daisy get along so well ugh why does he have to be so annoying#dream daddy#ddadds
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another day, another fanfic that would've been pretty interesting if op had just decided to make the main character an oc and not a reader insert.
#op#the way that the hazbin fandom is OVERRUN with these#and theyre not bad !!!!! would actually be pretty good if the author was not putting words in my mouth !!!!!!#I Would Not Fucking Say That
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RANLAY SUCKS!!! LORPH FOREVER!!
#lying#I would not fucking say that#mangledscrimp rant#lorph is my number 2 fave layton ship tho ok guys#ranlay number one forever
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there are many reasons i'm not into x reader fics but one of them is that in every single one of them "i" am 5 foot four and weigh 120 pounds. and it's like. well. no i am not
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bazen bir şey düşünüyorum, sonra kendi kendime diyorum ki ben böyle bir şey söylemezdim
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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.
#because I do#like a ‘he would not fucking say that’ but just about like#narration details#writing#writing problems#writer problems
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tumblr don’t you ever suggest i say something like that ever again
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I AM alive
FUCK IT UP
17746282 mILLION DEATH
I STILL SAY FUCK IT AND DRINK
my life my money your ass ohohoooik
Oikoik
#I would not fucking say that#but here we go#god I hate this shithole so much#but like#it offers me a place to misuse the ability to vent#and like#that’s nice#Wopla is mine
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#meme#if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex#not sorry#oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this#he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous#no#hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him#thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring
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i keep getting a glitch where my url shows up on other ppls posts its so weird
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I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"
Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.
imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws
#tintin#adventures of tintin#comic#captain haddock#archibald haddock#snowy#milou#fanart#the crab with the golden claws#i remember tintin crafting a trumpet to communicate with an elephant#and he remarks he must get the accent correct#very odd scenario but it shows he would be a stickler for that sort of thing#i also have to say accents do not indicate how smart someone is#a lot of pundits use an english accent to sound more credible#but i have to say there are a lot of fucking idiots here#me included#thank you 2011 film for validating my scottish haddock headcanon#any french speakers who have read to this point i wonder what your hcs are for his french speaking accent
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Anyway *creatures your Grian*
I can never decide on one bird coloration for Grian so I did three. Height comparison next to freaky Jimmy for fun
Jimmy and Grian as siblings in this context would be very amusing
#Ok last one!! For now... Man I fucking love drawing creatures. That's why I've been able to churn these out haha#No one would ever guess that these are supposed to be Grian if I didn't say so damn#grian#grian fanart#trafficblr#artistic nutidy#just in case#tw nudity#tubby art
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reflection
#anyways so i think samus has major survivors guilt and is a super perfectionist. The type of girl who reimagines scenarios in her mind#And thinks about how she could have done better. like ‘if i had woken up sooner maybe i could have saved everyone in prime 3’#so i think she says she doesnt know anything about herself because shes so hypercritical of her actions she doesnt see herself as a person#while also her hyper critical-ness shows how she says she wants to ignore herself but she literally cant because she has so many criticisms#oh i wanted to include the ppl from the prime 2 manga in that one shot but was like ‘i dont think ppl will recognize them’.#also lol the existence of dark samus would fuck her up SOOOO bad like it only exists bc she exists & its responsible for the gang’s deaths#okay im done rambling tldr MENTAL ILLNESS.#metroid#samus aran#loneart#metroid dread#metroid prime#super metroid#metroid series#i dont wanna tag all the games. There just those games is enough#hall of fame#gray voice
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Jason: whoops
Dick 'anger issues? what anger issues?' Grayson: Whoops? Whoops? THIS IS NOT A WHOOPS SITUATION. WE ARE FAR PAST WHOOPS. WHOOPS IS A DISTANT SPECK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR. WE ARE SOLIDLY IN 'OH FUCK' TERRITORY, AND I EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE IT!
#jason would absolutely say whoops in an oh fuck situation#incorrect batfamily quotes#jason todd#dick grayson#idk how long its been since i posted an incorrect quote by me but too long
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