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ollieofthebeholder · 2 years ago

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Because I feel like inflicting this on as many people as possible: This was my weekend.

I went to a wedding this weekend, and as a summary of what I'm about to tell you, at one point I turned to my mother and said, "I love you, and because I want to continue loving you, if I ever decide to get married, I am eloping."

This was a Nightmare Before Christmas-themed wedding at a beach house in Corolla put together almost entirely by the bride's mother. Wedding was set for 1:30pm on Sunday, with the bridal party arriving at the beach house on Saturday to set up and rehearse. Starting Saturday morning:

Mom and I were several hours later getting on the road than we initially wanted because Mom had to finish sewing her bridesmaid's dress

We arrived to find we couldn't get up the driveway because someone (who later turned out to be the father of the groom) couldn't be arsed to pull his car all the way into the circular driveway and nobody could get past him

Beach house is three stories high and the front door is on the second floor

The main living spaces (kitchen, living room, balcony, etc.) are on the third floor

Wedding was also being held on the balcony on the third floor

We arrived in the middle of the maid of honor and the Strapping Young Men staying at the house hauling the chairs rented for the wedding from the porch to the third floor

Rehearsal dinner was supposed to be at 6:30pm

We did not get started on time

House rapidly filled up with a bazillion people

I knew five of them (not counting my mother) and liked three of them so you can imagine what my anxiety was doing

Pretty much everyone except the groom, the small children, and me had alcohol

WE ATE FIRST

"Rehearsal" turned out to just be all of us standing there while the pastor read off the order of service

Everyone not staying at the house left and the rest of us got pressed into service to start setting up for the wedding

It's about 9pm at this point

Mother of the bride is snapping about how she's doing all this herself and everyone that's let her down so far

Father of the groom comes up with a bottle of beer in his hand and starts loudly announcing about a political topic that reveals to me I am probably the only liberal in this house

At this point I manage to escape and go to bed

Sunday is supposed to start at 7am

I go upstairs to find the mother of the bride shunting things around in the kitchen and the setup mostly complete

Someone says there are going to be 65 people at this wedding

Me, internally, "Bunny, how the fuck do you think you're going to fit 65 people in this living room?!"

I politely ask what I can do to help

MotB informs me she needs my mother to move her car so she can go get the chicken from the Publix

She says this very quietly

I realize that MotB is one of those people who gets quieter and quieter the angrier she is and I am McFreaking Terrified™️

I go downstairs and wake up my mother

Mom comes back in from moving the car and goes back to sleep

I go back upstairs in the hopes that someone sane will be there to give orders and start helping the Maid of Honor with the charcuterie board

Bride has requested MoH recreate that picture floating around the internet of a charcuterie board shaped like a skeleton so I am recruited to wrap a plastic skull in proscuitto

It is 8:30am and this is the calmest it is going to be all day

Once the charcuterie board is together I go out onto the balcony to help the groom set up the wedding arch, which is three pieces of PVC pipe hammered together

We are going to attach the lattice studded with pumpkins to this arch when MotB shoves a box out the door and informs us the arch is supposed to be draped with fabric

Groom and father of the groom and I have to take the entire arch apart and put it back together with the fabric

It's probably worth mentioning at this point that a) we are doing all of this with the bride and groom's two-year-old developmentally-delayed not-yet-fully-walking son crawling around underfoot and b) the groom only has one leg.

I go downstairs to wake my mother up and change into the outfit I am planning to wear

I come back upstairs to set up my little corner of the balcony where I will be playing my flute

I go back inside to find out where the bride's phone is so that I can play the music she wants recordings of played

MotB is slamming things around in the kitchen

MotB had informed my mother and me (i.e. ranted at us) the night before of All The Trouble She Had getting the bride's dress, groom's suit, and their son's suit back from the cleaners and how she had to literally chase them down all over the region before managing to get them just that morning

This is important to what comes next.

Me: *opens my mouth to ask where the bride's phone is and if she has the music queued up* MotB: *in a near-whisper* "[Groom]'s suit didn't come back from the cleaners. And he has no clean clothes."

Look

I had already chatted with the groom and confirmed that we weighed the same

but he's about a foot taller than I am even if I have a foot on him (<-- this is a terrible, tasteless pun and I'm not sorry for it)

so it's not like I can loan him a shirt or anything

Groom and father of the groom end up going on an emergency shopping run to buy him Something To Get Married In

Groom apparently has a meltdown for which he will later apologize profusely and repeatedly (general attitude: "I THINK that's a bit justified!")

Guests and those members of the wedding party smart enough to stay elsewhere begin arriving

Now we get to the family shenanigans so buckle up 'cause this gets good

(Comment from friend when I told this story the first time: “Gets good? Good Lord.”)

MotB and Father of the Bride are divorced and FotB was not around much while Bride was growing up

Everybody, including FotB, expected Bride would want her godfather (MotB's brother) to walk her down the aisle

Bride's attitude was "HELL no it's MY wedding and I love my uncle [Godfather] but I want my dad to walk me down the aisle"

MotB is not happy about this but it is one of three things Bride has insisted on and she's been pushing her to make decisions so she concedes but has been grumpy about it for weeks

Groom's parents are also divorced but FotG has remarried

Groom does not refer to FotG's new wife as "stepmother", just "mother", so both Birth Mom and Stepmom are being referred to as "Mother of the Groom"

BM is pissed about this and makes several loud remarks about "Excuse me, I'm the Mother of the Groom, the real Mother of the Groom" every chance she gets

(It's probably worth mentioning here that referring to both as "Mother of the Groom" is a concession to BM and not SM)

BM also makes quite a number of snide remarks about SM and FotG periodically throughout the afternoon/evening - SM tries to avoid her but BM seeks her out specifically to be a bitch

(At one point BM makes an unkind remark about FotG's shirt and demands to know "where he got that ugly thing" and SM has the pleasure of looking at her and saying "You bought that for him, twenty years ago!")

MotG mentions later that her brother (not Bride's godfather, her other brother - apparently) has been married three times and all his ex-wives are at this wedding, but apparently the three of them just got drunk and laughed and had a good time together

Other than Groom's parents and stepmother, literally every other person at this wedding seems to be for Bride

Wedding FINALLY starts about twenty minutes late

Groom is wearing brown shirt, darker brown pants, and a string tie and looks like he's a hat and tin star away from having a Halloween costume as a Wild West Sheriff sorted out

Bride has requested a recording of an Ed Sheeran song (”Visiting Hours”, for those wondering) as a "prelude" that comes AFTER the preacher's opening remarks because someone doesn't understand the meaning of the word "prelude"

I am supposed to play the Imperial March from Star Wars on my flute as Groom escorts the Mothers to their seats - Groom starts escorting them in during the Ed Sheeran song

I am not upset about this because this is the song for this wedding I am least confident of being able to play

I am supposed to play "You'll Be In My Heart" on my flute as bridesmaid/MoH/flower girl/"ring bearer" (Bride & Groom's son, whose walker is decorated with leaves and a Jack Skellington doll and who is not actually carrying the rings - FotB has them) come in

Someone tells my mom "the music's started! Go in!" before I can pause the recording

I am still feeling bad about this because those two songs are LITERALLY the only two things Groom specifically requested for this wedding

I am at least able to play “A Thousand Years” as performed by the Piano Guys on the phone when Bride comes out so there’s that going for us

Bride & Groom are supposed to recite the words from the finale/reprise at the end of Nightmare Before Christmas after the opening remarks while I play

Both of them have forgotten the words

Time comes for vows to be recited

Pastor tells everyone Bride & Groom have written their own vows

Groom delivers his in a choked-up, very sincere, heartfelt voice

Bride announces that she's "winging it" and has no idea what to say

Thankfully manages (with some prompting) to say SOMETHING

Remainder of wedding goes off without complications (thankfully)

Bride wants "The Monster Mash" played while she and Groom come into reception

Which is being held in living room directly off balcony where wedding was held

Groom has not left living room because he is trying to corral son

At least a third of the guests leave as soon as the wedding is over

Musicians hired for reception come through with keyboard to get set up in the middle of everything

Both of them give me the fakest, most poisonous smiles imaginable as they pass me because they had wanted to be hired to play for the wedding too and MotB told them they'd already asked me

(For those wondering: No, I did not get paid for this, it was my gift to the couple)

Bride eventually gives up on the idea of a formal entrance and just yells for everyone to go eat

Small child (one of Bride's cousins) has been planning to sing "My Heart Will Go On" during the reception at some point

Small child comes up to me before wedding to ask me to give him the words

Wedding musicians are contracted for three sets of ten songs

Wedding musicians play extremely abbreviated versions of these songs (as in one verse + chorus of any given song) and go straight into the next set, so what you would think would be three 40-minute sessions with breaks in between essentially turns out to be about 30 minutes of continuous music

Wedding musicians also let Small Child sing half the songs

MotB comes out to tell them it's time for the toast

Musicians pack their stuff and leave

Toast is happening now (30-45 minutes into reception) because BM has to leave

Toast does not actually happen

Bride and Groom are photographed feeding each other traditional First Piece of (Cup)Cake

BM leaves and everyone immediately sighs in relief

Small Child drags microphone and stereo inside and shouts for everyone's attention so he can sing

Small Child does actually have a very good voice and everyone applauds

Small Child proceeds to spend the rest of the reception demanding everyone's attention while he sings (mostly Justin Bieber songs)

I spend most of the rest of the afternoon hiding on the balcony with the flower girl

Or trying to

Eventually everyone comes back out for further pictures

I spend half the time hiding in a corner trying to stay out of the pictures and the rest trying to distract Bride and Groom's toddler so he doesn't crawl into the pictures

The last of the people not staying at the beach house finally leave at around 5pm

Half the people staying at the beach house immediately go to their rooms to take naps

The other half go to find places to watch the moonrise

(I have pictures of the moon over the ocean btw and the view almost made it worth it)

I go back to the house and am immediately recruited to help break down tables and chairs because MotB has to return them by midnight

Bride and Groom (along with three of their friends) are in the hot tub

Toddler is crawling around underfoot

SM trips over Toddler and almost slams into a column trying not to fall, then sits on the floor to gather him in a hug because he starts crying (both of them were more surprised than hurt)

I pick Toddler up to keep him out of the way

Toddler (who is not yet fully verbal) indicates he wants to go outside

I take Toddler onto balcony

Toddler indicates he wants to go back inside

Toddler gets increasingly distressed while I try to figure out what he wants

Bride and Groom come upstairs at this point

I inform them that I think what Toddler wants is to go to bed

Bride takes Toddler to put him down

Toddler is apparently asleep before his head hits the pillow

Score one for the preschool teacher

I manage to make my own escape about twenty minutes later and collapse into bed

Thankfully, Monday morning was substantially less chaotic, mostly because MotB actually got a few hours of sleep (I...forgot to mention somewhere in there that MotB never went to bed at all between 6am on Saturday and at least 11pm on Sunday), but also because MotB and Bride left (temporarily) fairly early because Bride had an outpatient procedure scheduled for that morning, and Mom and I managed to get everything packed and get out the door before they got back...

And then I had to drive home because Mom was tired and had an upset stomach. (I didn't mind the driving part so much, honestly.)

#long post #ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon whatever the fuck this is #tumblr stories #you can't make this shit up

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imperatorium · 2 years ago

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Ok same anon who sent the all dolled up video idea thingy (if I continue to find songs and think of scenarios I’ll probably just end the ask with ~🎵 just so I don’t have to keep on saying same anon)

the song “You’re Fucked” from the show Ylvis (fun fact: this is the show that mcfreaking what does the fox say came from and my soul was punched out from my body when I found that out) but it’s playing over the emeritus boys as youngins running away and hiding from Imperator as she slowly finds all of them and it’s framed like a chase scene in a horror movie. the context is that she scolded them for doing something so they wanted to pull a mean prank or make her life harder so they snuck into her office to mess it up (they were angry and didn’t exactly think everything about this plan through lol) and they end up destroying some a rare and delicate old books she collected on accident and don’t realize it till the deal is done. Tiny copia walks in on them and starts panicking causing a ghoul (probably cumulus or cirrus) hear him to fetch sister Imperator because they think something’s wrong (like he got bad grades or somethn, nothing serious it doesn’t sound like he’s in danger) and she should probably talk to him.

Sister walks in with nihil trailing behind her, already pretty decently annoyed because they were discussing some very official and totally important church business *cough**cough* and we’re interrupted and walks in on the complete mess of her office and zeros in on the boys. To tell you they all probably peed their pants a little when she started counting down from ten at the top of her lungs would be an understatement. Hell, even nihil practically ran back to his office and that’s when the boys knew they were in it deep. Copia was the first to scramble out and *spoilers* ran along side nihil and in a rare act of pure unprompted mercy let him hide underneath his desk and was the only one who didn’t get in trouble because he explained his side of the story to nihil who told it to sestor (she was going to be lenient with him a way this just gave her an excuse)

the rest of the video is just imp chasing down and rounding up the boys in the most terrifying was possible using ~witch powers~. the three of them ended up doing her menial work and curfew for a month, which, for boys who are used to being relatively pampered is awful

Oh my god I am also OBSESSED with this. ♥ (And also equally as taken out by the fact that this is also by the WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY guys, which I'm not gonna lie, I still think is hilarious.)

Honestly, I love anything that sounds like goofy 1920s cartoon music, so this is just on point anyhow, but extra good imagining the boys scattering and trying to hide while Sister just like...appears wherever they think they've successfully squirreled themselves away.

And Copia hiding with Nihil!!! I'm extra into this, this one weird rare moment between them of understanding where it's like...they both know they haven't done anything wrong but could easily get caught in the crossfire so there's this temporary alliance between them while they make themselves scarce. T__T I love this.

PLEASE KEEP SENDING ME MORE OF THESE, I'm so besotted with these kinds of scenarios!!

#asks #ghost

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datleggy · 4 years ago

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That freaking anon of yours got in my head and instead of writing stuff I should be writing, let me do some upchucking of my own:

Buck's son has a birthmark too, streaking under his eye and almost to the bridge of his nose, still small and buttoned. He's a toddler, still baby cute in the face. The dark streak makes him look vulnerable, sort of bruised, and like his father. The rest of him doesn't, straight brown hair and solemn grey eyes, but he's young enough that they might not stay. And Eddie can't stop staring at him.

He'd been expecting Chris to wander off, he's only newly thirteen but deep in the trenches of adolescence already and scowling at anything even tangentially family related scoffing it's not like you care about that stuff anyway, Dad. Especially if it meant leaving LA for the summer up to Palo Alto it's so lame Dad I don't know anyone! Eddie can't really blame him. His nephews are bad and his brother-in-law worse which just makes him feel guiltier about not being there for his sister. It's bad enough that her big brown eyes always make him think of Maddie Buckley, who still refuses to talk to him. To any of them but Chim. It's funny, he ended up learning to keep secrets the hard way, no one knows what they talk about during their monthly dinners. Chim's so gone on her it's not funny. But Buckley's don't really forgive. Eddie has a mountain of returned and undelivered calls, texts, emails and even letters that prove it.

He'd been tired and understanding enough to let Chris lope off; it was easy to follow the gangly lines of the teenager across the flat of the park, sitting on the soggy picnic blanket and pretending to enjoy his sister's terrible cooking. It's not until he sees Chris stop, sees whoever he's talking to heft a child up to his hip that he's moving like he's been called. "-his name?" Chris is saying when Eddie pulls up and Buck looks at him, right in the eye. He's beautiful, still able to knock Eddie's breath right out, even though he looks skinnier, hair shaved down. Probably to keep pudgy baby fingers from tangling and pulling on his curls. "Dah-yee?" his son asks, patting at his neck. "Sorry baby, Daddy got distracted" he says, then looks back at Chris like Eddie's not even there. "His name's Sam. Isn't that right Sam? Say hi to Chris" and Chris lights up. Sam considers this wealth of new information for a moment, then says "Queu-iz? Quiz! Quiz!" the way two year olds do when they fix on a word. "Hi Sam!" Chris say delighted, holding out a hand to Sam, who takes a second to focus his gaze on his fingers before trying to shove them whole sale in his mouth. Chris giggles, happy, pulling them away and stretching them back. It hurts, which is stupid. Buck clearly has a life, a family, and why wouldn't he? Who wouldn't be eager to have him? To cut off an arm to keep him and the adorable little boy that is making Eddie's son giggle, a sound he hasn't heard in years. "Can I hold him?" Chris says, fixing Buck with those big eyes and he can see Buck cave. "You'd need both arms, Chris, let's sit" Eddie says, and all three of them turn to him like they forgot him. Buck's hand has been laying on his stomach fondly since he's been looking at Chris-and-Sam but now it curls. Protective.

He'd had some sort of crisis, Eddie knows, because Chim couldn't keep his mouth shut then, about six months after leaving LA that made Maddie head north for a while. Almost stay. It looks like the calamity had been named Sam. An oops baby, apparently, and Buck of course ready to take him. "There's a bench!" Chris says, and makes a beeline for it, Sam's arms pinwheeling out to try and snatch him out of the air and then spinning backwards when he feels himself tip forward. He was never in any danger, his father's grip strong and sure. Buck's got that down. "Quiz, Dah-yee, Quiz" he says, serious and Buck says "Yeah, figures you'd gang up on me" and steps towards the bench. Then he stops. "Are you coming?" he asks and Eddie can still hear him. Loud and clear, over that secret frequency they seemed to have ever since they stepped into an ambulance alone to pull explosives out of a man's body. He hears is this okay and are you going to act polite and please Eddie not in front of my son. "He's super adorable. I love kids" Eddie says, trying to respond on the same wavelength yes, of course, and I won't because I wouldn't... he can't really say that. "I love this one" Buck says, and they head to the bench where Chris is practically bouncing.

Eddie hates that he still notices the swing of Buck's hips as he walks, softer and rounder now. Looser, and it's so appealing Eddie can practically feel his mouth water, his palms itch with wanting to lay them on his curves. "Alright" Buck says, as he sits and carefully transfers Sam over, bringing Christopher's hands up to steady him. "No hair pulling" he admonishes the toddler, who scrunches up his face and tries anyway. "No" Buck says, gentle but firm, and grabs his pudgy little hand. Sam sighs, put upon, and then turns back his energy to "Quiz". They're adorable, almost mirrors of each other looking like. Like brothers. Which isn't. It can't be. Right? Just because... "How old is he?" Eddie says without thinking, mind grinding away at the math. And Buck, looking at his boys with all the love in the world is distracted, like he was earlier, not spotting Chris until it was too late and impossible to leave unnoticed.

"Two, just turned, three-" "Weeks ago?" Eddie says and Buck swivels on him, startled and scared. "Eddie-" "Is he my-" "Eddie!" and Eddie realizes his hands are clenched and his teeth are grit and he probably looks pretty scary. "Dad?" Chris says, holding his baby brother folded to his chest. "Dah-yee?" Sam says, reaching for Buck, the only parent he's ever known. "Dah-yee, no cry! No cry" he says, clumsily patting Buck's cheeks where tears are starting to roll. "Please" Buck says and Eddie doesn't know what he's asking for.

Yes I super fudged the timeline so Buck left when Chris was eleven like he is "currently" I think? Eddie also tries to not quite mcfreaking lose it but at some point someone says he should sue for custody and uh. Buck notices the hypocrisy in that

I'm at work just SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY at this omg 😩😩😩

#911 fox #buddie #omgomgomg #you can't do this to me!!!#i need more 🙏🙏🙏#ask #😭😭😭😍

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megan0013 · 4 years ago

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Chuckin’ a ⭐️ your way.

Sorry this took so long to answer! I wasn’t sure if I wanted to share or not, but then I realized VARIABLES is never going to get to this point anyway (though I’m halfway done with chapter six) so I might as well write out my thoughts and send them off into the universe.

That being said - this is more of a 1,350 word abridged and super self-indulgent ending than a “Director’s Cut”.

Jim goes into the Darklands months after he does in canon; thus, Gunmar doesn’t take over Trollmarket until Barbara is near the end of her pregnancy. And, unfortunately, she happens to be in the middle of an appointment with Vendel (who does not die) when the coup takes place. She’s recognized immediately as the Trollhunter’s mother and is taken captive after Otto tells Gunmar that Morgana would be most interested in a human/changeling hybrid. Gunmar considers it for a moment, and then appoints the poor polymorph as Barbara’s keeper. Which is how she’s able to stay healthy(-ish) throughout her imprisonment.

Fast forward a couple weeks, and Morgana is finally freed. One of her first orders of business is to go goad the Trollhunter’s incarcerated mother. She walks into the medical dwelling (where Barbara has been kept), monologuing, and then freezes.

“Gwen?”

“Uhhh… No. My name is Barbara Lake.”

But Morgana is convinced Barbara is the reincarnation of her long-lost love (I think they used the same character model, so that’s what this is based on) and decides that, as the mother of all changelings and Gwen’s lover, she’s entitled to keep/raise this baby.

Meanwhile…

Team Trollhunter is freaking the fuck out.

Especially when they’re in the middle of planning a rescue and Strickler’s face suddenly scrunches, and - oh, holy shit - the baby’s coming. There’s a fun scene in which Strickler is in absolute agony and, somehow, Toby winds up holding his hand.

“Omigosh! Breathe, Strickler! Breathe! You’re having a baby!”

“Do I look like I have the equipment to give birth, Domzalski? Fuck off!”

“I’m hurt, Strickler. Wounded.”

Abruptly, all the pain stops.

But then a feeling of fear, and exhaustion, and unparalleled love overwhelms him as the bond moves from a physical connection to an emotional one.

“It’s too late,” he says. “We’re too late.”

They’re not too late, and within twenty-four hours they (Strickler, Claire, and Aaarrrgghh) manage to infiltrate Trollmarket. Strickler finds Barbara. They have a very panicked reunion - “Oh my. That’s my daughter, and I’m so happy but we must get you out of here right fucking now.�� - before Claire portals them to the hospital, where Nik and a very specifically picked team are not-so-patiently waiting.

Morgana is pissed.

Anyway. There are a few complications but, ultimately, both mom and baby are okay. Barbara is sedated to help her heal (which is probably not something that happens irl, but let’s pretend - ok?), so Strickler is able to get some good bonding time in with his daughter while trying to keep up with Jim’s persistent, panicked texts.

At one point, Nik tells Strickler to go home for a few hours. He does, but only stays long enough to shower and pack a bag before heading back to the hospital - with Jim in tow. There’s a lovely brother/sister moment, and then Barbara wakes up and there’s an even lovelier brother/sister/mom/dad moment.

Jim goes home and instantly agrees to Merlin’s terms, while Strickler tries to talk Barbara into leaving town with the baby. She’s not having it. At all.

“Have you forgotten I’m the one person Morgana wants alive?”

Toby texts later that evening to see if they’ve heard from Jim. Barbara freaks and Strickler goes to join in the search for him. It’s a very tense day, followed by a very tense evening and a super awkward conversation in Barbara’s hospital room at 3 am wherein Jim starts gnawing absently on a stethoscope.

All this happens while Morgana is plotting out how best to bring forth the Eternal Night, betray Gunmar, and get her little ‘family’ back. She summons Otto (the changelings aren’t slaughtered, btw, and some of them are pretty sympathetic toward Strickler after seeing him around town actually living what they thought was only a fantasy life) and instructs him to kidnap the baby.

“You want me to… to steal Stricklander’s daughter?”

“Were you not listening? No, I want you to bring me the child that is rightfully mine. Her mother will surely follow.”

He’s hesitant but goes to do as he’s told.

Only, he doesn’t get a very good look at Nik when they pass in the hallway and winds up getting a few of his features wrong. Which probably wouldn’t matter if he were trying to trick anyone else, but Barbara and Nik have known each other since 8th grade and she calls him out almost immediately.

“You’re the polymorph. Otto, right? Walt’s told me so much about you.”

“He has?”

“Of course. He said you two used to be close - like brothers. In my book, that makes you family. Would you like to meet your niece?”

And, just like that, the Lake’s adopt another changeling.

Something Strickler is most skeptical of when he returns to the hospital a few hours later to find them chatting about some dumb stunt he’d pulled back in the early 1600’s. Nomura meets up with them, too, and the four manage to hash out a stupid, harebrained scheme to keep Morgana distracted up to, and during, the final showdown with Jim.

(I haven’t quite thought out all the specifics yet, but the plan includes Nomura in a glamour mask and Otto squeezing into a teeny, tiny little shape - so, you can guess where that’s going)

Anyway.

Barbara and baby are released from the hospital after three nights (might be two, idk, we’re playing fast and loose with the timeline here). They get home, entertain a few unexpected guests, host some impromptu strategy sessions, and then settle in for a small family meal that Strickler prepares in the hopes of bridging the gap from Jim’s old human palette to his new troll one. It goes over way better than canon, that’s for sure.

Later, after Jim has left to prepare for battle and the baby is finally down, a teary-eyed Barbara asks Strickler if he’s willing to stay with her that night. He jumps at the chance, because…

They still aren’t together.

They’ve ‘shared a bed’ once or twice since he moved in, but those were moments of passion and need that had only ever manifested into miscommunication and more. mcfreaking. yearning.

(They were roommates, anyone?)

And now? Well, this is definitely one of those moments. But with sex off the table, and a newborn two feet away, and the end of the world looming - maybe he should just tell Barbara how he feels about her?

“If something happens and I don’t come home tomorrow, I need you to know… My feelings for you haven’t changed. I’m still hopelessly in love with you.”

Of course, she feels the same.

Vows are made, kisses are exchanged, and they manage to get a few hours of rest before their daughter starts grumbling in her sleep.

The next day dawns bright and beautiful, and before Strickler leaves for battle Barbara wishes him good luck. He kisses her, then the baby, and says:

“This is all the luck I need.”

Or something like that.

(Because I think this kid’s name is Felicity [meaning ‘happiness’, and derived from felicitas meaning ‘luck, good fortune’]? Though, I might have just left it as Rory for consistency’s sake. Fun Fact: Rory is short for Aurora [Goddess of the Dawn], which I thought was a fitting name for a changeling to give their daughter.)

Ok, back to the story.

Everything, surprisingly, goes according to plan. Morgana is sufficiently distracted by Merlin and Aaarrrgghh, then by Otto and Nomura long enough for Jim to vanquish the Skullcrusher once and for all. But then she catches a whiff of the changeling magic surrounding Otto and Nomura. Everything sorta goes to hell after that.

True to canon, however, Team Trollhunter wins in the end by trapping Morgana in the Shadow Realm.

But only after Strickler sacrifices himself to save Jim’s life.

…

Joking.

They all live happily ever after.

(Until, ignoring Wizards altogether, Morgana breaks free a few years later and kidnaps the one changeling who isn’t a product of her magic, and is thus impervious to her mind control. Hijinks ensue. Morgana is rather pleased when the kid’s parents show up to rescue her.)

#trollhunters #stricklake #variables fic

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pinkmoonmp3 · 3 years ago

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the fact that all season shiv had to like pull the i love you's out of tom and made him think she loved him only for her to straight up tell him I DON'T LOVE YOU like multiple times in italy, like girllll he is going to mcfreaking lose it

#like what a cold bitch #text!#character: shiv roy #character: tom wambsgans #tv: succession #succession #shiv roy #tom wambsgans

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kit-kiang · 4 years ago

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Eri calling all the 1-A kids (except Mineta) auntie and uncle and just like knowing all these famous pro hero’s

Some kids are talking about pro hero Deku and Eri just pops her head up and is like “oh uncle Izuku yeah he’s amazing” and she goes on and on about all her pro hero aunts and uncles

At first the kids are like wait for real? And don’t really believe her and maybe one kid is like prove it bring one of them to like parent day, show and tell or whatever schools do

The day comes and her classmates are low key excited but also are like there’s no way and I just imagine like Deku accidentally being a little late so the kids are like yeah it’s not happening

But then the mcfreaking #1 hero Deku walks in and Eri runs up and gives him a big ol’ hug and he holds her on like his hip and Eri says “this is my uncle Izuku he’s a really great pro hero”

And everyone even the teacher is like 👁👄👁 bruh omg and are like maybe it’s just Deku she knows there’s no way she knows all of these heros

She then pulls out a photo of her and class 1-A and just points everyone out and tells them stories about her aunts and uncles

All the kids are very impressed maybe a lil scared and try to come up with like theories of how she knows them all and becomes like that girl who knows/has met like every pro hero somehow and knows a bunch of them on a personal level

#my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha #bnha eri #mha #pro heroes

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kirishwima · 5 years ago

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I'm glad to hear you're having so much fun! I'd like the RFA boys (including V, my fave as well ♡ ) reaction to MC who's super outgoing & fun in the chatroom (cracking jokes with Seven, teasing & complimenting the others, jokingly flirting & fangirling over Elizabeth 3rd) but doesn't show up to the party bc she's like super shy & awkward in person, especially since she's nervous about meeting them for the first time? How would they handle it? Sry this is oddly specific & many thanks ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ❤

awe i really like this idea! id probably be just as shy tbh lmaosince you specified MC’s gender, I’ll write this with a female MC! ^^

ZEN:

* He’s seen MC before the party as she’s visited his home, but he was so shocked to see this cute shy girl on his front door, so unlike the bubbly person he’d got used to in the RFA chatrooms!

* He figured it’s just nervousness because she’s meeting him for the first time and tried to make her as comfortable as possible, reminding her that he’s still the same person as the one she’s talked to in the messenger, but it does little to ease her nerves-MC’s stiff as a brick, stuttering short responses to Zen’s questions

* Eventually he decides to take a bolder approach-as they’re sitting on the couch sipping tea, he takes a hold of MC’s free hand and interlocks her fingers with him, bringing them up to his heart.

* “Do you feel how fast it’s beating?” he asks, his face a flush of furious red to match his eyes, “you’re the cause of it. I’m just as nervous as you are, and the only reason I can hide it so well is because of my acting skills, so please...don’t be so nervous around me. Let’s make each other feel more comfortable.”

* MC promises she’ll try, and slowly but surely manages to ease up a little around Zen, enough at least to talk normally with him (she will however McFreaking Faint if he so much as hugs her which, let’s be real, is totally valid)

* Talking to Zen has been accomplished, but going to the RFA party, where she’ll have to face dozens of strangers at once...is a completely different matter

* The day of the party, Zen woke up much earlier than she did, getting everything ready for the big day, his nervousness manifesting into an excited energy.

* MC on the other hand...wasn’t having it. The moment she woke up her stomach churned, her skin pale with terror. She couldn’t do this, it was impossible, she just can’t up and go to this party, she can’t face all these strangers at once she can’t-

* Zen immediatly noticed her anxiety, and tried his best to talk her out of it-assured her he’ll be with her the whole time, and that the rest of the RFA would have her back as well.

* If he saw that MC was still nervous, he’d hold her hand in his, and tell her it’s okay if she doesn’t want to be there, if she wants to take it slow in meeting everyone else, but that if she decided to come, he’d protect her like her knight in shining armor.

* At the end of the day, the choice is hers, and he’ll support it no matter what

JUMIN:

* The situation is somewhat similar as Zen’s-meeting MC before the party helped her get used to him, and with such big matters like Elizabeth the 3d dissappearing at hand, she had little time to let her shyness sink in-she had to be there for Jumin, and that took the most priority in her mind.

* When all was said and done however, and she’d finally gone back to the apartment to prepare for the party....her legs turned into jello, her stomach twisted uncomfortably in her belly as she realised just what would take place the next day.

* It wasn’t even just the party and the guests, it wasn’t just that she’d be meeting the rest of the RFA-Jumin had invited his father, his father’s girlfriend, all those cameramen....goosebumps appeared on her skin just at the thought of it

* She felt horribly guilty when, on the day of the party, instead of waking up and getting ready, she laid in bed curled into a ball, her breath hitched in her throat.

* Even checking the time became stressful-what was the rest of the RFA doing right now? Would they hate her for ditching them like that? Would Jumin despise her?

* She couldn’t say she wasn’t expecting a call when the hour of the party neared. Jaehee was the first to call, frantic as to why MC wasn’t there yet when she ‘was the star of this event’ according to Jumin. She let MC know just how busy the venue was, something she could judge for herself just by the hustle and bustle she could hear in the backgroung of the call.

* “I’m sorry Jaehee I just-I can’t make it. I’m really not feeling well, I’ll-I’ll send an apology to the guests after the party. Please greet them properly for me.”

* Jaehee couldn’t get another word in before MC hung up, her fingers shaking as she ended the call.

* Moments later she received another phone call, this time from Jumin.

* She expected him to yell, to ask her how she could disappoint him like this, why she’d betray his trust-

* What she didn’t expect was the sound of a moving car as Jumin answered the phone, worry ebbed in his voice.

* “MC? Where are you, what’s wrong? Jaehee said you’re not feeling well, I’ve let her take care of the guests and I’m heading your way. I haven’t managed to contact V yet and ask about the apartment’s location but I’m working on it, do you think you can meet me at the nearest street to the apartment? Do you require medical assistance?”

* He was bombarding her with questions, and she could picture his face perfectly-loosening his tie as his throat felt constricted, a scrunch forming at the bridge of his nose as his lips form a thin line, his tell-tale sign of worry.

* “Jumin I-” she couldn’t lie, not to him. “I can’t-there’s so many people coming, so many cameras, and I know I promised I’ll be right beside you, and I don’t want to betray that trust I just-I can’t do it. I’m not comfortable with this, you saw how I was just with meeting you, what if I make a fool of myself at the party?!”

* Jumin remained silent for a long moment before replying, his voice gentler than she’d ever heard it before.

* “Darling, you could never betray my trust. I love you and believe in you wholeheartedly, and would never want to put you in a position you’re not comforatble with. If you feel that the party will make you nervous, then we simply won’t go. I can deal with Sarah and Glam Choi in a different way. What matters the most to me is you.”

* This boy loves MC, no questions asked. He’ll do whatever will make her happy and comfortable ((even if it makes poor Jaehee suffer orz))

YOOSUNG:

* This boy...has literally gone through hell and back for MC

* And he’d do it 100 times over, because even if he hasn’t met her, he loves her. Not for who he thought she’d be, but for who she is, and for who she helped him become.

*He’s so excited to meet her at the party, he even left the hospital early simply to be there for her...

*....Only MC is no where to be found.

* Immediatly he feels his heart drop. He’s so worried something happened to her, maybe that evil organisation got to her-maybe-

* He wastes no time in calling her, rushing out of the party venue, ready to grab Seven by the collar and get the location of Rika’s apartment out of him if he must so he can find MC.

* When MC answers, he’s shocked by the quietness of her voice, how it sounds like she’s almost trembling as she speaks. He asks her what’s wrong, if he needs his help, and she breaks down, telling him the truth about how nervous and shy she is, how she doesn’t feel like she can come to the RFA party.

* Yoosung...really gets it. He was quite similar to MC until not so long ago!

* “Okay. If you don’t want to come, then you don’t have to”, he says, and MC feels as if he’ll hang up after saying this, probably to never speak to her again, “but I’m coming to you. You’re my pre-girlfriend remember? And-listen, I’m shy too. I’d be shaking like a leaf if I were to talk to a girl on the phone at any other instance! But you changed that. You helped me become a better, braver person, and I’m still changing and evolving, thakns to you. So...let me help you change as well? Please?”

* Who can say no to this boy, srsly

* If MC’s fine with it, he’ll meet her for coffee (Although to be fair she’ll probably have to drag him back to the hospital YOOSUNG IT’S NOT SAFE TO BE OUTSIDE AFTER SUCH A SURGERY i have to break the fourth wall as a med student to say this aA)), and he’ll help her slowly meet the rest of the RFA, one at a time

* ...He’d probably leave Seven for last though lmao

SEVEN:

* I mean, neither of them was going to go to the RFA party anyway lmao

* Let’s, for the sake of this scenario, assume that they’re both attending next year’s RFA party, after the hacker incident!

* Seven’s so excited, he’s picked what suit he’ll wear weeks before the party, happy to be enjoying this with his beloved.

* MC however...doesn’t seem all that thrilled.

* He knows she’s shy-it took her so long to open up to him, he genially thought she hated him at first! She’d barely glance his way, her cheeks burning a fiery red that easily beat his hair colour the first time they’d kissed, and it took a long time for her to simply get used to his presence around her.

*He knew what it’s like to be a different person online, so he’d never judge her for it-besides, he knows both her online persona and the shy girl in front of him are the same person, just how his happy-go-lucky attitude on the messenger is just another side of him too.

* He tried his best to hype her up for the party, told her about all the pranks they could pull on Yoosung and Zen, how he’d hack the speakers to Rick Roll everyone if she wanted him to, and for a while, it seemed like she was a little excited about it to.

* The night before the party however, as Seven brought his suit out to show to MC (or maybe he brought out another cosplay to troll her lol), MC broke down, tears striking her face as she shook her head, saying she can’t she can’t do this, can’t go to a room full of strangers and act happy, she’d be so nervous she’d vomit, what if she makes a full of herself-

* Seven stops her, placing a hand on her shoulder and gripping her gently to snap her out of it.

* “We don’t have to go if you don’t feel comfortable. MC, I never, never want to pressure you into anything, and I’m sorry if I made you feel like you have to go. Listen, we can spend the day just us two, we can meet the rest of the RFA at a later time and explain it to them, we don’t have to go, you hear me? I just...I want you to be happy. That’s that.”

* She shook her head. “No but-you were so excited to go, I don’t want you to miss out because of me I’m-”

* Seven laughs with a roll of his eyes, bringing his hands to wipe the tears off of MC’s face. “Do you hear yourself? I’m not missing out on anything, except the moments when I’m not with you, silly. There’ll be another RFA party time and time again, but if you never want to go to any of them, then I won’t go either. Besides...we can always troll the RFA from the comfort of our home too” he shrugs, a devilish smirk on his lips.

* He’ll definitely try and help MC to slowly come out of her comfort zone, but he realises such a feat takes time, and he’s not about to push her into a situation she won’t feel safe in. He’s happy so long as they’re together, be it at the party, at home, or at the ends of the earth.

V/JIHYUN:

* Again, for the sake of the scenario, we’re talking about a future RFA party, after everything’s been settled.

* It’s the first RFA party he’d go to in a long time, and he’s just so happy to be there with MC by his side, to make new, wonderful memories with her.

* He has to admit, when he met her he was taken aback by how shy she was-the way she spoke to him via messages, it was nothing alike to the way she stuttered as she greeted him (granted, she did think he was nothing but an AI so *shrug*)

* He was so insanely patient though, approaching her slowly, at her own pace, until she was comfortable enough around him to just be herself. He’d never wanst to upset her, and would honestly wait forever if it’s what she needed.

* So when he noticed her apprehension about the party, he didn’t think much of it-he’d talk to her about it, try to make her as comfortable as possible, tell her that both he and the rest of the RFA would be there for her no matter what.

* It seemed like she agreed, as she smiled and nodded, but that all changed the day of the party.

* V woke up with a smile on his lips, ready to face the day, only when he patted the bed next to him for MC she was no where to be found.

* He frowned, but figured she might’ve woken up before him, the nervousness for the day keeping her up.

* He was more than shocked to find her in the kitchen, tears threatening to spill from her face as she looked down into her cup of coffee.

* He’s there for her in a flash, cupping her face between his hands, kissing her eyelids as he whispers soft affirmations to her.

* “Honey, no, what’s wrong? Please don’t cry, please..”

* It took a while to calm her down, and even then feeling the tremble of her body as she spoke made his heart ache.

* “I’m sorry V, I’m so sorry I-I know you were so excited for the party but I just-I’m not ready for this. I tried, I’m trying to push myself, to be more open and social so I can be the girlfriend you can proudly bring with you to parties and gallery openings and stuff but I’m-I’m not ready” she concluded with a defeated sigh, another sob threatening to escape her lips.

* V kissed her, once, twice, held her in a tight embrace as he rested his chin on the top of her head.

* “Baby, I don’t care about any of that. If you don’t feel comfortable going to the party, then we don’t have to go, and that’s that. I don’t care about galleries or parties or anything of the sort. I care about you.” He leaned back holding MC by the shoulders as he smiled, fondness clear in his eyes. “I care about you. I love you. I do want to help you slowly get out of your comfort zone, if anything then only so you can see how much kindness can exist between strangers, how much more of the world you can experience when you put anxiety aside, but I never never want to pressure you into anything.”

* He means it. This boy just wants his girlfriend to be happy, parties be damned.

* He’s absoloutely content to spend the day cuddling MC and watching old movies; he trusts the rest of the RFA and knows the party will be just as successful even without the two of them there.

* He will do his best to slowly help MC with her shyness, and maybe, eventually-they’ll proudly stand side by side at a future RFA party.

Sorry this was sort of long lol, hope you like it!

~Send me scenarios/headcanons for mystic messenger character(s) to react to!~

#lmao i always turn into a big sap when writing for V hes just such a cutie #im glad hes your fave too though!~#mystic messenger #mystic messenger headcanons #mystic messenger prompts #mysme headcanons #mysme prompts #jihyun kim #mysme V #mysme Zen #mysme 707 #Luciel Choi #Saeyoung Choi #Hyun Ryu #Jumin Han #Yoosung Kim #Anonymous

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twitchesandstitches · 4 years ago

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a few characters I’ve come up with over the past few weeks, and would like to elaborate on eventually:

Vampire MILF boss-lady, visually a blend of Morticia Adams and classic Dracula, and while the main inspiration for her was big titty goth GF (with my particular spin on the concept), this has advanced to her being a mad scientist of sorts, experimenting on her minions and making magical monsters. She’s since gotten a few vibes of the Metroidvania genre with puzzle elements as her latest obsession; she creates magical castles filled with puzzles and impossible dimensions and she makes them appear in unlikely places, challenging others to brave their depths and battle her directly.

(She’s probably into soul vore. She drinks blood, but for her kind of vampire, the blood is a medium, not the substance of choice. She leans hard towards the Bram Stoker model of vampire in general; sunlight weakens her but does not harm her, for example.)

Punky Sorceress Boss: a character that I’ve had some vague ideas for quite a while, based on two central themes: ‘what if you genderbent everyone in Mario and followed that to a logical conclusion’ and ‘what if Bowsette was Bowser’s default?’. So she’s modeled after Bowser to some extent, particularly the depiction of Bowser as a magically-skilled sorcerer who curses people into objects, and is a bit of a rivalry-obsessed doofus who puts a LOT of emotional energy into trying to come off as fearsome as possible. Definitely has a lot of abilities involving transforming others into objects of various sorts, or pulling them into her body, which acts as a living dungeon/boss world.

bottom heavy platformer girl: related to the above, a character that started out as a Mario pastiche but is presently more based off of the general 90s platformer mascot. She’s all about mobility, jumping and kicking, and has a body type reflecting this (HUGE hips/butt, big thighs), possibily varying between being imposingly built or a compressed shortstacked based on her power level. There’s something I want to do involving power-ups; perhaps she can temporarily convert enemies or attacks into power-up items she can consume, transforming her body or others? She’s otherwise very competitive, and takes everything incredibly seriously. Not in a stoic way, though; more in the way of ‘YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, LETS MCFREAKING GOOOO’ in response to even relatively tiny things.

(Additional vore or fun kink-related things to follow for all of them, or even species! Currently only the broad strokes have been established.)

#twitchy!ocs #queued

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elizabethemerald · 5 years ago

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Yo!! Hit me with this Trans! Ginny headcannons and hermione too please!

Hell yeah! I Mcfreaking love Trans! Ginny and Hermione. Also I totally ship the two of them. I think They would be very good for each other. (That reminds me that I need to write a gay story about these two)

Young Hermione was a reader, to no one’s surprise. She read a lot and some of the books she read had to do with people like her. People who didn’t feel like they matched the way they were born. She told her parents that she was transgender. (There was no question in her mind that she was a girl) Her parents did their own reading on the topic and said that they love and support her no matter what.

When newly 11 Hermione received her letter for Hogwarts she was so worried. What would the wizards think? What would they say? Did she have to be a wizard or could she be a witch? When McGonagall helped her and her family buy her books and robes Hermione asked her if she could be witch. Of course McGonagall, despite her usual sternness smiled at Hermione’s earnest question, and immediately pulled out a quill and marked down Hermione’s pronouns.

Feeling bolstered but still worried Hermione dove into the books she was required to read with a new gusto. It was in her in depth read of Hogwarts a History that she found her salvation. The gendered dorms of the houses, they like so much about Hogwarts respected a young person’s ability to choose. If she said she was a girl, Hogwarts would know and place her accordingly. With this knowledge under her pointed hat, she marched gladly to face the Sorting Hat.

When it was on her head she begged to be put into Gryffindor. She was smart and would excel in Ravenclaw, she was hardworking and would find friends in Hufflepuff, she was ambitious and would succeed in Slytherin. But she wanted to be in Gryffindor. Even in Godric Gryffindor’s time he knew that it took great bravery to be true to yourself. And most of all she wanted to be brave.

The girl’s Dorm accepted her, without question, and Hermione cried herself to sleep her first night, so unbelievably happy.

That summer, after making friends with Harry and Ron, she spent some time at the Burrow. Apparently Harry’s Uncle and Aunt had been starving him and locked him, so they all spent the last few weeks of summer at the Weasely household (I honestly can’t remember if Hermione did or did not actually go to the Burrow that summer or if it wasn’t till World Cup, but I don’t care enough to worry about it, so for this story she did)

At the Burrow she makes a surprising discovery. Ron has all brothers. Except...not quite. Something draws her to the youngest “boy” A kinship. The young kid asked her some questions, that seemed a little strange, but that Hermione of course knew the answer to. They talked long into the night about gender and Hermione told the kid, only a year younger than her about how there was always a place for you at Hogwarts.

When she arrived at Hogwarts, Ginny decided to be brave as well. She put the hat on her head, sat at the Gryffindor table and boldly faced the stairwell up to the girl’s dorm. The stairs accepted her, because of course it would.

Ron was a little surprised but Hermione had threatened to coat his underwear with Boiling Pus potion if he said so much as one word against his younger Sister. So Ron had no choice but to accept her. He talked with Harry about it through out the year, as Ginny grew more and more quiet. Harry was a little surprised, he didn’t know that was an option.

After the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny recovers, slowly. Hermione spends the next year brewing a potion that served the purpose of hormones (after brewing Polyjuice potion this was insanely easy). She took them herself. Taught Ginny how to brew her own, and much to her surprise, also shared them with Harry.

Harry learned slowly how She felt, started taking the potion, moved into the girl’s tower. She kept her name because it was a gift from her parents and she wanted to keep it.

Eventually Harry, Hermione and Ginny won a war, graduated, and they all moved in together and got married. Because as we all know, Harry and Hermione both have a thing for cute red heads, and there’s none cuter than Ginny Weasley. And Ginny loves her two wives.

Ok, that got really long and I think I lost what I was doing for a bit there, but I hope you enjoy! They are all trans and JKr can suck it, and they are gay and in love and poly and I love trans people and they deserve better then what jkr gave them.

Send me more Trans! Harry Potter asks! For any of the characters.

#ananthanika

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beeeeeeecause · 6 years ago

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You said you had alot of ideas for a easily frighten S/o, what are they?? ( also hi you m a y be seeing me alot i just love your blog so much ;u; )

•okay well, the thing is, the whole reason Beetlejuice likes scaring people in the first place is because he fucking l o v e s getting a reaction

•( he’s an attention whore )

• so when y’all start hanging out and you jump at the littlest things he does? Ohhhh boyyy he is BIG ecstatic

• you, however, are not. This means constant looking over your shoulder Bc ‘what the FUCK is he gonna pull this time’

•likes keeping you on edge, for his own amusement

•the littlest stuff makes you loose your McFreaking mind

•sometimes you forget he’s there and he’ll drop his hand on your shoulder and you turn around screaming with a huge ass fucking knife in your hand and like yeah sure you can’t hurt him he’s already dead but no one likes getting a KNIFE pointed at them—

• he doesn’t let you live that down

•you used to keep a handgun by your bed for intruders but he had to take it away Bc you keep fucking shooting at him when he shows up in your house in the middle of the night

• “Cool it with the bullets, Rambo! I’m not an intruder!”

• “You are LITERALLY INTRUDING ITS 3AM GET OUT OF MY ROOM”

•Lydia once asked about the bullet holes in your bedroom wall but you were too embarrassed to tell her

•she forces it out of you, and comes up with the brilliant idea for you to scare him

•oh fuck yeah

•it takes weeks of planning

•mapping things out, figuring out his chaotic schedule

•Lydia gets the Maitlands in on it

•and then comes the day of reckoning

•you’re literally so fucking excited to get your revenge you physically cannot wait

•but here’s the thing: Beetlejuice knew about your dumbass scheme from day one; the walls in your place aren’t exactly thick

•his first instinct was to let you make your little plan, just to ruin it by reversing the roles and scaring you

•but the more he eavesdropped on your planning sessions, the more excited he watched you get

•it was kinda cute

•actually really cute

•he has his own plan, to foil your scheme

•but when the day comes? He sees the electric glint in your eye and he can’t bring himself to be the cause for it to leave

•he goes along with everything, and puts on some A+ acting

•super convincing stuff, he watched you buy it instantly

•just wasn’t quite convincing enough for Lydia

• The gothy teen waited patiently until after you had celebrated your victory and rubbed it in BJ’s face to go talk to the man himself

• “So you really fell for it huh?”

• he gives her a passing glance

• “yup.”

• “you didn’t see it coming at all?”

• “nope.”

• “not even a little?”

• “nada”

• “...you must really like them, if you’re willing to fake defeat like that.”

• there’s a long pause before he laughs and ruffles her hair

• “you tell em’ and I’ll kill you myself”

• “your secret is safe with me”

•after that, you definitely hype yourself up wayyyy too much, in other words, u think ur hot shit

• “what you think you’ve got a big dick now? Cuz ya scared me once? I could slam my hand on this table right now and you’d flinch”

• “that’s not true!”

•he does it, and you do flinch

•after that he goes back to regularly scheduled scaring

• honestly most of the time he’s not even trying to scare you you’re just a wimp

•when he actually does put in effort tho? It’s a surprise you haven’t peed yourself yet

•one super elaborate jump scare did make you faint tho

•he felt really bad (even tho he laughed)

•after that incident he created ‘scare-free day’ coupons, that you were allowed to cash in at anytime

•you don’t use them too often, as his antics have become oddly fun

•but on the occasions you do, he tries his very best to calmly make his presence known, and keep your anxiety to a minimum

•you two have a lot of fun together and it’s all v pure

[ ty for the kind words! I hope this is ok<3 ]

#beetlejuice x reader #alex brightman #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice x you #lydia deetz #the maitlands

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shippyboi · 5 years ago

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Kiddney patch Notes, as a treat.

I know i haven't posted any of my writings in like, ages, but i was looking over my Kiddney patch notes. Basically me and @shikkearu (my bestest finnish lady in a box) were talking about Kiddney and she oh so graciously gave me these that i was talking of.

Quickly before i paste it.

-A few characters mentioned are like fill in ocs/side jokes

-Its an AU. Set in modern day Finland. Thanks.

-since this is a conversation thats why its formatted like this.

Enjoy lads

Kiddney

- Idiots love each other but are like "buh buh age gap"

-"why would she want a little boy :("

-"who wants an old lady :("

-bickering every chance they get

-kidd bumming in her restaurant atleast 3 days out of the week

Kiddney

-Bonney acts like she's in her forties compared to Kidd because she doesn't understand that just because she met him in highschool when she was a young adult and gained a crush on him as an adult isn't predatory

-Kidd has wanted to bang since he met her at 17

-Kidd was probably an orphan that got out of the orphanage at 18 and that explains some of his flaming anger issues

Also the first one looks bad, when he was an adult she wasn't perving on him as a kid

-Kidd has been told throughout his life he'd be a woman beater and it scares him that he has real feelings for someone

-Bonney tries to act like she hates him but it backfires all the time (especially when she gets drunk which is a lot.)

-Idea that we could use; Bonney might have like a binge eating disorder (or possible bulimia considering she eats a lot all at once) that we could reveal slowly

-Bonney's parents are really traditional and she feels bad that she doesn't wanna get married (kidd eventually just makes them rings and they wear them.)

-Kidd is very territorial (this is in ways like watching his friends get hurt, telling all his friends s.o. s not to hurt them or else, and getting pissy when a male breathes in Bonney's direction.)

-Kidd knows it's wrong but he can't find out how to stop. He just is really close to all of them and he can't stand the thought of any of them getting hurt

- Kidd is a manly mans man and he is proud. He makes weapons out of everything and breaking into his house would be like breaking into a military base

-Bonney is pretty tomboyish and has a hard time meshing with girls (one reason she really wants to become Perona's friend.)

-Her personality is really brash and all

-infact both of theres is

-Bonney always feels bad for being mean to him but since she feels like a creep for her feelings she doesn't know what to do

-Bonney is prideful, so is Kidd. If you doubt her at all she'll mcfreaking wreck you by doing so damn good

-Bonney consults Hawkins a lit since they are the same age but in two different levels of maturity

-Side note: Basil loves all his friends and is ready to be all of their big brother.

-Kidd and her eventually at the same time pull a 'fuck it i can't deal with this anymore.' And it goes like this

-'i love you!'

- 'u sure'

- 'ye'

-Kidd and Bonney actually end up hunting and fishing together

-They have probably made out in a deer stand

-They have a place to smoke meats and boy do they

-Kidd will eat straight off his knife

-Bonney really likes his house. Its unique and very outdoorsy

-kidd's crew could be his orphanage mates, especially like Killer

-Kidd is a mix between goth bf and country bf and that's really sexy of him

-Bonney's parents probably hate him

-Kidd definitely has silently loathed Law from the start

-Kidd has probably been arrested at least once

-Bonney learned to cook from her aunt

-Bonney is constantly angry that people she cooking as a girls only thing

-"DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M STRESS COOKING *Tastes* NOT ENOUGH S A L T"

-Bonney is a power bottom not up for discussion

-A lot of people think Bonney's a lesbian

-Kidd really loves Bonney's cooking and that's his guise to bum at her restaurant

-Kidd can actually cook pretty well and has got up to make her breaky and its cute

-Angry sex? Happens more than you think

-They are both ticking time bombs

-not towards each other to everyone else

That's everything that hit me. I'll wait a bit for extra bits

-kidd definitely goes and checks on the kids he left behind. He's big bro

-Bonney lived close to hicktown 👀 (oh my god, what if her mom is hicklady.)

My mind won't stop on kidd.

Imagine this. 16 year old Kidd. Went fishing and brought back a bunch of fish. Gets told to throw them out. Tells them to bite his ass and goes into a secluded spot to make a fire and cooks the fish and then younger kids come out hungry and he feeds them the whole time having a "iim so damn done" Look on his face.

I gotta document it now before i forget lol

Kidd probably is salty at religion like; where were my damn parents and why did i get to watch all my friends leave. Why did i have to deal with the shitty adults who looked after us >:(

We get to develop hick lady. Bonney isn't religious in my eyes but she knows how to fake it

Kidd's parents probably dropped him off on the orphanage steps. Then he got neglected by the caretakers then the people he made friends with got adopted. His family are the younger kids that never got adopted as he grew up and eventually left. He still checks on em.

Kidd lives out in the boonies so he can weld in peace. He is the only welder prolly in the area (also prolly has some skill as an electrician.) So he makes good money. He might be with a company as well but idk how to set that up.

It's sorta like Armstrong's house placement.

His house is kinda small. One bedroom one bath, stone floors. A fireplace. And basic appliances. And he only has one door for the outside so cold doesn't creep in. The rest are curtains to his rooms. He uses his fireplace and space heaters. Has a king size bed to cry alone in. And lights. His living room is pretty big. His kitchen is average. He definitely has hung up deer heads and prolly stuffed ducks he killed. He probably has a hunting dog that lives inside with him. Its a lot of gray and brown. He has a bear skin rug and he's proud of it.

He's got himself a place outside so he can smoke meats. And a furnace and anvil and all that in a building right next to his smoke house. It's all connected. A wooden porch he built. He probably has a lake in his backyard.

Like i'm thinking he bought a shitty house and a chunk of land and spent a fortune making it how he likes it. Which took a long time.

Bonney probably has a small apartment close to her restaurant. She has to spend a lot of money on rent and pay. But it's a pretty popular place. She's a good ol chef of course. Again she lived in hicktown and moved to the big city ™.

She rarely talks to her parents (i think her dad planted an image of a woman in her head and it made her bulimic.)

And even though Bonney is pretty and such she has major self confidence issues. Because her dad and her mom just let it happen. But she sees them on holidays coz her other family is there. And the only one who doesn't judge kidd hard at first glance is her aunt. Family holidays are drudges for both of them

Lets develop hick lady holidays will always be fun.

I guess she sorta looks like old ass lady Bonney and her dad is op background character 7

Also; Kidd has two dogs. A fully inside dog that's a small little basset hound and then his hunting dog which is a curr. He loves them both

Also they prolly stay like a week- three days on big holidays and hick lady is like "You aren't sleeping in the same room."

Kidd: look lady i've been trying to get to this status for years fuck you

I wanna name her dad James so his family calls him JJ and Kidd's like "What grown man goes by jj" And Bonney's like "just look away."

I think we have a solid plot to start with. And i got the lore pretty well.

The plot is basically~

Kidd and Bonney have a mutual crush on each other but both don't realize and have some perceptions that aren't true (Kidd scared of love coz of what he's been told, thinking he's too immature, Bonney thinking she is too old, not thinking she is a 'real' girl.). They are kinda aggressive to each other (especially bonney) to try and ward their emotions off. Until they eventually both just crack and are shook ™

And we got lil side things. Anger issues. Her eating disorder. His mommy and daddy issues. Her family problems ect.

Hannah

Ina

Connie

Kayla

Lois

Annie

Daisy

Yennifer

#kiddney #kidd #eustass kid #jewerlry bonney #one piece #au #writing

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midoriyaizukustan-inactive · 5 years ago

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Trans Hizashi au: electric boogaloo. Bc the ‘he’ is a ‘she’ now, she realised that she can kick another woman’s ass for talking shit about inko, or Izuku, hell, even Masaru and Mitsuki. So, picture this. Out shopping with son and wife. Goes past some woman with her little group of thots and starts talking about inko to each other. HIZASHI GOES FUCKING RABID AND RIPS THERE DUMBASS NECKLACE OFF, ITD A CAT FIGHT, DEKU CANT PULL HER BACK NEITHER CAN INKO, OH GOD THE SECURITY IS FUCKING ON THEIR WA-

HIZASHI ABOUTTA GO OFF DKJFKJ

bro i fuckin adore this just hizashi going absolutely FERAL

cause like inko was a single mom until now, so ppl are probably subtle assholes to her abt it like “where’s his dad” or think she isnt doing a good enough job or whatever. so hizashi inko nd izuku are walking by one day nd hizashi hears them whispering and generally being snakes and she mcfreaking Loses It

she decks one of the thots in the face like “THATS MY WIFE YOU BITCH” teh others are Appalled bc holy shit they didn’t realize

hizashi isnt done yet tho she LEAPS at them like “SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE I DARE YOU” and izuku and inko are just. screamign sjkfnkjsnjkfjnkdf

obv security comes and they havta skrt but inko is laughing the whole walk home and izuku is all smiley so hizashi does Not regret it at all

bro echo im fucking yelling this is such a blessed ask

#c makes a word #answer #trans hizashi au #midoriya hizashi #midoriya inko #midoriya izuku

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Kiss the girl - Spider Noir x reader

A/N: there’s no where near enough spider noir fanfics so I decided to take a crack at it. I’ve never written one before though so I sincerely apologize if this stinks.

Warnings: swearing, fluff I guess?? General bad writing

“I need you to fake date me” you said to Peter (Peter Noir to be specific, not the pig or the old, sad man, as much as you loved the two.)

Peter sighed and took of his thick, round glasses to clean them off on his sweater as he supported himself by leaning one arm on the kitchen counter. “And what is this for exactly?” He inquired, his dark eyes locking with yours before he pushed his glasses back up his nose.

You felt yourself get flustered when you realized how stupid you must sound to him right now. “Weeeelllllll..I may or may not have made a bet with Miles. We agreed that whoever could get someone from the spider crew to go out with them first would get twenty dollars from the other one.” You said, avoiding his gaze slightly.

“And why me?” He asked in a slightly soft voice.

“Well, dating a pig would just be weird, Peter B is almost twice my age and is just patching things up with MJ, Penni is like my little sister, and Miles is totally pining over Gwen, I’m trying to win a bet, not break the kids heart.” You rambled, casually deciding not to mention that you wouldn’t mind dating him for real, instead of just for twenty dollars.

He sighed softly in response before making eye contact with you once again, his deep black eyes stared into yours in a way that was almost intense. “Fine...” he muttered, breaking eye contact after what felt like an eternity. “But you owe me one” his features softened and his face flushed a little, but you barely noticed considering his skin only got a slightly darker gray color.

You gave him a cheeky smile. “Thanks, Love.” You said in a sarcastic way. I mean, if you guys were gonna fake date, you might as well make the most of it, right? You grabbed his hand in yours, catching him off guard, and marched down to Aunt May’s basement, where everyone was hanging out.

You proudly walked up to Miles, Peters hand still in yours. “Cough it up Morales!” You said with a wide grin on your face.

“Are you mcfreaking serious?!” He said, avoiding using a certain word in front of Penni. You nodded happily and looked up at Peter, who you saw was nodding as well, his face calm and his mouth forming a soft, almost indistinguishable smile.

Miles let out an over dramatic sigh before pulling a crisp 20 out of his back pocket and putting it in your hand, or more like tossed it over to you, refusing to give you the satisfaction of winning by giving it to you so delicately. You giggled delightedly and gave Miles a hug, which he ignored like the little drama queen he is. After that, you turned around to face Noir. Should you hug him? No, you had to keep up the impression that he was most definitely your boyfriend, but without freaking him out or anything. You put your hand in his and squeezed it softly, which caught him off guard, he was hoping expecting so much as a kiss on the cheek, but at least he could remain cool and calm this way.

“Alright I’m gonna go get a new book, with my new TWENTY DOLLARS” you said, dragging out the last few words and making sure to rub it in Miles’ face.

“Slow down darling, you’ll freeze out there.” You heard Peter say before spinning around to see him wrap his seemingly giant trench coat around you. You felt a light blush sprinkle your cheeks.

“Thanks” You said rather quietly before you spun back around on your heel to go to the book store about a block from Aunt May’s house.

“Be back in time for movie night! 9 o’clock, you can choose the movie.” Peter B yelled as you walked away. You smiled to yourself and wrapped the coat tighter around yourself and putting on a pair of boots over your fuzzy socks. You checked the time, 7:30 pm. Cool.

As soon as Miles heard the door close upstairs, he turned around in his chair to look at Peter Noir, who could already feel himself getting flustered.

“Sooooo...you and (Y/N) huh?” He said, almost in an interrogation voice.

“Y-Yeah” Peter replied awkwardly, tugging at the collar of his turtleneck and fumbling over his words.

“Cute.” Gwen said out of nowhere. “What’s your favorite thing about her?” Gwen was like an overprotective sister to you, even if she was younger, and she wanted to know everything about you, your friends, and your partners, which now included Peter.

“Uhm..well, my favorite thing about her can’t be boiled down to just one thing” he said, not even realizing it was all fake. “I like the little smiles she does when she gets complimented, how her nose scrunches up, I like how she puts other people before herself, especially when she’s saving people, when there’s stray glitter on her face from who knows where, it just looks angelic, I like when she’s having a lazy day and just lounges around in Spider-Man pajama pants and a big old tee shirt, and she still looks gorgeous.” He continued to ramble on before he realized.

Fuck.

He has it really bad for you.

A little bit more time passed of him gushing over you like a girl with her first crush to the other members of the spider crew before you came downstairs, already having changed into a big, comfy Disney world tee shirt and the Spider-Man pajama pants that Peter adored you in oh so much.

“I got a Spider-Man comic book!” You said happily, showing it to Penni, who you knew would be beyond excited to read it with you before she went to bed every night. That was another thing Peter loved about you, you were always elated to hang out with any member of the crew, and you had special activities you did with all of them. With the two of you, you loved to show him music from different decades, your favorite being the 80s, you just loved dancing like an idiot to the voices of David Bowie and Freddie Mercury with your friend. Yeah, that’s all he was. Your friend who you just so happened to be fake dating.

Peter B clapped like a teacher trying to get a class to listen up. “Okay kiddos it’s movie night! Since porker got to choose last week, that means it’s (Y/N)’s turn today!” You smiled to yourself, already knowing which movie I’d choose.

You fished out a CD of the little mermaid (nice pun). You knew everyone, as much as some would hate to admit it, enjoyed it. Porker and Penni enjoyed any cartoons, Peter Noir loved watching anything ahead of his time, especially colorful movies like this one, as much as Miles and Peter B would hate to admit it, they were both suckers for the under the sea song, and Gwen had a soft spot for Ariel, she loved that Ariel was smart and knew what she wanted, unlike most of the princesses before her. And you? Well, this movie was just your favorite, you couldn’t explain it really, but watching it felt like being a giddy little kid all over again, it gave you a sense of wonder.

You smiled like a little kid seeing fireworks for the first time as the bright blue screen flashed with a picture of the Disney castle. You were snuggled up under a soft pink blanket (that you totally didn’t steal from Penni) with Noir by your side, the two of you separated by his hand. You sighed internally, why couldn’t it be like this all the time? you thought to yourself, why couldn’t you always be by Noirs side, be able to call him your boyfriend, borrowing his trench coat, even though everyone besides him couldn’t pull it off the same was he did, calling him cheesy nickna-

Your thoughts were cut off midway through when you felt a strong, but gentle arm wrap around your shoulders over the couch. You jerked your head rather quickly to see Peter, who looked all embarrassed and flustered, but his arm didn’t move, though you weren’t complaining. You melted into his touch pretty instantly and you felt his fingers lazily trace patterns of swirls and circles on your arm. God you were so glad he wasn’t aware of what colors meant, because the blush across your nose and cheeks was growing, and fast.

You felt yourself smile into Peter’s shoulder, which you rested your head against, when you heard your favorite song of the movie, kiss the girl, come on. Something about the song was just so magical and sweet, and listening to it while snuggling with Peter “Noir” Parker made you feel beyond lucky.

“And you don't know why, but you're dying to try. You wanna kiss the girl” you sang along softly. Peter was surprised he didn’t swoon right then and there at the sound of your gentle voice.

Without realizing what he was doing, Peter put 2 fingers under your chin to face you towards him, gently and calmly. He stared into your eyes for a breif moment, though it felt like everything else had disappeared in that moment, no one but you and Peter. He looked down, letting out a small exhale that released just enough anxious thoughts for him to kiss you. It was gentle and calm, but it felt so real.

After a moment, you pulled away from him and stared into his eyes, searching to see how sincere he was, almost not believing what had just happened.

Had he done this because the others were around? Or did he do that because he really wanted to?

You smiled at him softly before sinking back into him. He was almost in disbelief from how calm you were, because god knows he was absolutely freaking out internally and probably over analyzing everything.

There was a good hour left in the movie, although it felt like it went by in just seconds of cuddling under Peter’s arm while your hands grabbed his free one and to rubbing in circles on his hand. As the end credits started to roll, you noticed everyone besides you and Peter had passed out. For a second, you felt shy and vulnerable, even though you’d kissed what felt like moments ago.

“I like fake dating you” Peter said as he rubbed the back of his neck and spoke quietly as to not wake the others up.

You smiled shyly, though you felt kind of heartbroken, with the word fake being added to that sentence . “I like fake dating you too.”

“Alright Doll, I’ll see you in the morning.” He said, in that warm 30s voice of his you loved to hear so much.

“Goodnight Love.” You said softly, pressing a kiss to his lips, which he didn’t seem to think much of. That made you realize something: I want to actually date this nerd! Fuck I’m a dumbass!

“Wait!” You whisper shouted as he walked away. He turned around to you with a goofy smile.

“I want to date you...but for real this time.” You said, or more accurately declared.

He smiled softly and nodded. “Me too, I guess I’ll see you in the morning Love”

He called you love

Holy shit

God this man made you melt like Ariel did for prince Eric.

A/N: sorry if this is like really bad but let me know what you guys think!

#spider noir x reader #x reader #spider man noir #into the spider verse #marvel #marvel x reader #spider noir #spider man #spiderverse

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