#I WAS HIGH

[triski73]

This guy.....

[crossing-mafia]

Fun stupid story 😂

Last night I got some meds to help me calm down for something in the future. Not talking about that yet. ANYWAYYYSS I did a test run of them. When I woke up this morning mom was asking if I remembered anything? I thought Oh shit I did something bad. She asked if I had read our texts. I didn't. So I went into my room and looked at the messages and I just....um....🥴😳🫣

[victorlikesmen]

Impatient - Venom/Reader Drabble

Content; NSFW, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Venom x Reader, theres a few mentions of Eddie but he’s just, there. Oral, Venom receiving. I was lowkey high when I wrote this so please ignore if it sucks 😭 it is very short around 360 words i think

requests are open btw

- Your tongue slowly swirled around his swollen tip, a breathy whine parting Eddie’s lips as his eyes closed and rolled back in their sockets, his head tilting up to the ceiling. There was something nearly painful about your slow pace, although Eddie was loving every second of it. Venom, not so much.

- One of your hands was firmly placed on the inside of his thigh, your fingers occasionally tapping his sensitive flesh to remind him to breathe. The other hand gently toyed with the base of his warm overstimulated cock, carefully running your thumb under his shaft and the seam of his scrotum, your palm and fingers getting tickled by his hair.

- The hand on his thigh had replaced your lips, your thumb gently massaging his soft pink tip, tugging another pathetic mewl from Eddie’s throat. You could barely make out the gravely, deep sound of Venom’s voice, the hand gripping on the back of your head never seemed so tight.

- As your lips wrapped around the tip of his dick, the hand on the back of your head suddenly shoved your head all the way down his length, tears forming in your eyes as you retched. You tried to pull away, but the hand pressing your face down would not falter, its sharp talon-like claws pressing into your scalp.

- Your teary eyes darted back up to your lover, your hand quickly smacking his thigh before you realized Venom had taken control, the bulky symbiote glaring down at you with a sinister grin, its prehensile tongue barely contained by its sharp rows of teeth. Its milky white eyes slightly squinted as it looked down at you.

-Without a second to spare, you felt its large hand grip onto your head a bit tighter, pulling your head until your lips met its tip, only to shove you back down again and again. You heard the raspy animalistic grunts from Venom, its head throwing itself back from the pleasure. Its pace got much quicker, both of your hands holding onto its inky black thighs on either side of your head.

-Pearls of tears ran down your cheeks at the sudden barrage of its thrusts, your eyes shutting tight as you let Venom use you as its personal fleshlight.

[detectivehole]

thanks me i'll keep it in mind

[mileniyum]

Banica Conchita?Nah Happy Star Conchita

?Tw/cw: mentioning cannibalism

/J

[iwillfightgodandwin]

I know you admitted you were wrong, but i still find "I think we should all appreciate how well Dorothy-Ruth was able to move past her grief for the death of her husband" so funny

In hindsight, it is super hilarious. It is made even more so by the fact that I decided to watch every episode this season high. I paused it right before she mentioned Stanley. I spent a full 20 minutes believing she had completely moved on before I remembered that I was watching the episode.

[jjdizz]

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[officialscud]

does anyone know what i was cooking here

[vozchik]

being lazy and doing small things

[bumpingbees]

I finally got the drains out a few days ago. I can't believe I'm almost 2 weeks post op. Things are feeling more tight than painful at this point. Is it weird to feel phantom pain/tingling in the nipples I don't have anymore 😅

[skyler-pog69]

Dude! I made this high and it’s funny. It needs to be shared with the world. So here you go.

[oh-surprise-its-me]

I so very desperately want Jamie Tartt

(Me and Roy actually both think this btw)

[babygirlsdiary]

babygirl why is one of your posts tagged "psycho mantis" 😭😭😭 you jumpscared me

wait really??? I was prolly really high when I posted cause I didnt even realize i tagged that >~<

[madamee]

I took a 🍁🍃 gummy and referred to Geralt as Gearlt of Riverdale and got the vivid image of this broody tall man just muttering "Fuck" and killing things with his sword in the strange world that is Riverdale and it made me laugh.

[bonnie-is-bumbling]

That moment when I said "my glasses were itchy" after cleaning them tho.

Probably not original, probably picked it up from the internet somewhere. But I think I'm gonna go clean my glasses, cause my glasses are itchy.

[gl-tt]

screenshots from this morning while i was playing dhmis rp

best game ever