#I THINK HIS @ IS KEVBOYPERRY

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IN HIS PHOTO ON HIS STORY LUKE LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE GUY FROM TIK TOK WHOS REALLY FAMOUS I THINK HIS NAME IS LIKE KEVIN???OR SOMETHING

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harry potter if it was 2019

- ok so just some little things i believe would occur in hogwarts circa 2019

- ron is definitely the kid that quotes vines 24/7 and never stops his first year but the older he gets the more he kinda chills out with it

- but ron was for sure on tiktok in october

- “accio” is also referred to as “yeet”

- ex. “accio firebolt” “he totally just yeeted that broom”

- lavender (& luna & lowkey draco) is an astrology bitch

- while hermione is more of an mbti girl

- back to tiktok

- cedric is most definitely a famous tiktoker (similar to kevboyperry)

- speaking of tiktok

- i think we can all agree that you would see COUNTLESS students filming tiktoks in the hallways and EVERYWHERE

- ginny was a wattpad girl back in the day but moved to tumblr as she got older (as most do)

- i feel like wizards would be really into technology so if it was available ginny would have access

- Schoolwide (student organized) movie nights on the quidditch pitch with popcorn and snacks

- ummmmmm

- harry is most likely insta famous but he doesn’t really know why

- fred & george were vine famous but fell off when vine died

- they never downloaded tiktok

- muggleborns coming to school with airpods

- everyone being confused and intrigued

- someone figured out a charm to make airpods a magical thing somehow

- some crackhead actually eating a tide pod back when that was a thing because they knew madam pomfrey could heal them

- did i mention

- luna is a cosplayer (NOT a furry)

- hermione lowkey cosplays/wants to cosplay but she doesn’t really admit it

- seamus and dean are big marvel nerds but who isn’t

- they probably had an endgame and an infinity war viewing on the pitch

- tissues were EVERYWHERE

- also got was probably watched too

- gen z kids would make fun of voldy

- “what’s he gonna do? kill me?” &

- “i want that bald bitch to come kill me before these exams”

- typical gen z humor

- back to ginny but she probably had SO MANY HARRY FICS from before she really knew him

- but she went and deleted them eventually

- colin creevy was gay i think and he led stan twitter life at hogwarts

- he’s probably on vsco a lot

- cho is a vsco girl too sooooo

- this is all i have right now oops

- OH WAIT

- i’m 248953958439% sure that hogwarts students would hit the waoh CONSTANTLY as one does

- “it’s ‘leviOsa’ not ‘levioSA’” ~woah~

- and i’m sure at least one muggleborn didn’t have an owl because it reminded them of the duolingo owl

- ok now i think i’m done