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Fuuuuckkkkk he's porn

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Je t’aime, je te hais

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I wonder what God is trying to tell us 🧐

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Into the unknown 🍂

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i DON’T have the answers actually. But have you met the carpenter from Nazareth?

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just got jumpscared at work today

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stealing packages off peoples porch has to be simultaneously one of the dumbest and most mean-spirited crimes out there. you dont even know what it is you stupid idiot. youre just taking for the sake of taking. genuinely fall down a flight of stairs

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Brûléed Turkey Melt (x)

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Genoa Salami, Ham, Melted Provolone Cheese, Pepperoni, Roasted Peppers, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Red Wine Vinegar, Lettuce & Tomatoes (via Instagram)

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when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly

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