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Being poor in a trendy area is like I walk into a coffee shop and they’re also selling alcohol and a can of cheap beer and a black coffee both cost seven dollars and there’s seven dogs in here and maybe only one of them is the sort of dog that can be trusted in a coffee shop and you buy a small sandwich and eat it on a chair made of metal pipes and you’ve blown your whole food budget for the day so you’re probably gonna eat plain ramen for dinner and the guy sitting next to you is blackout drunk and full of caffeine with some incomprehensible excel sheet open on his laptop that might be for work or might be some sort of electronic incantation attempting to summon some sort of craft beer IPA based demon

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every two months I think I want to watch the witcher tv series but really I just want to watch the Renfri and Striga episodes back to back and then exit netflix and go about my day

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the witcher stories: what if geralt finally met someone who was so terrifyingly powerful and self sufficient that he didn’t need to protect her all the time and he could finally find some form of peace knowing that she will be there when he calls and he can finally lean on someone and know they can support him and together they adopt a child who calls them her parents and they become a family ♥️

the witcher tv series: make her sooo unstable. take away her powers. make her betray geralt and ciri. make it questionable whether either of them can ever truly rely on her. because she’s a woman ♥️

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“Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” — Arthur Conan Doyle.

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ok but literally...

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“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

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it's interesting to see how certain 'lifestyle trends' on social media seem to be a half-baked reiteration of Catholic ideologies, orders, and the like.

tradwife that believes in the importance of the mother in the family? mariology and her role as Theotokos. minimalism? the franciscan order. dark academia and its many iterations (chaotic, light, etc.,)? the dominican order. "i wanna leave society and hang out with my friends in a commune/live alone"? the benedictines, the trappists, the carthusians, and more.

i don't know if i'm on to something here, and i'd love to hear someone else's thoughts.

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waaaaaiiit omg… wait i just remembered they don’t love you like i love you

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BIDENOMICS

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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

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WHAT the fuck

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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

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this is my daughter now

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saturday morning, it's raining and I can just stay in bed for as long as I want