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If I Lead (pt 4)
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Ezio wanted a warm bath, a good wine and a soft bed… then maybe a visit from a courtesan once he was rested.
His ass was hurting from the long horseback ride from Venice to Monterriggioni but he was glad to be back home.
Things were not done with the thieves yet and Rosa still had a few more tricks she wanted to teach him, but he had to visit home every now and then to ease Claudia's worries and top up the funds the village needed.
He had found some more riches hidden around while looking for more of those discs that went into the sanctuary. So far he had two counting the one on him.
He rode his horse through the market street nodding and throwing small pleasantries to the people trying to gain his attention. It felt weird to come back sometimes and… be known by many after months of hiding in crowds, not drawing any attention.
But he did miss being able to just walk openly and not worry if the guards were going to come after him.
He looked around the buildings as he passed them by. More people were coming into the town each day and Monterrigioni was finding his footing once more. From what Claudia has yelled about to him, Mario had messed up the finances of the village in a way that should not have been possible.
Thank god one of them took their father's banker genes…
He rolled his shoulders and came closer to the stairs leading to the villa. Mercenaries were doing their regular stuff. Some in the ring that stood in the middle and some were scattered around the clearing on the upper sides.
He would check the barracks tomorrow, he had ordered it to be fixed before he left and he hoped they had actually listened to him or he was going to send their half of this month's wages into the repairs of the church.
He hopped down from his horse giving the reins to the stablehand nearby who was waiting for him.
“Welcome back, Ser Ezio, hope the road treated you well.”
He hummed in response, the road was always the same. He had to deal with some bandits but they were far enough from Monteriggioni. Still, maybe he would talk to the mercenaries later about them expanding their patrol zones. The last thing they needed was for the traders to get discouraged from coming in due to the roads.
He started climbing the stairs, the nearby soldiers said their welcome as he passed by and he waved his hand to them out of courtesy and not much else.
Bed, wine and bed… then he would act like a civilized human to the people.
He walked in through the doors of his home as Claudia was making his way down the stairs.
“It's good to see you back Ezio”
“Claudia” Ezio walked to his sister with open arms.
Claudia made a face as she was drawn into his arms “Can't you wait till you wash this disgusting smell out of you first.” yet put up no real fight to get out of the embrace.
Ezio laughed and let her go. “Shame that you would insult your dear brother, you wound me with your harsh words, Claudia.”
“Mhm, I'll take pity once you smell like a human being again. Go now, the maids have already prepared a bath for you, we will catch up after, with dinner.”
Ezio smiled and climbed the stairs with a spring in his step. He had missed home and its luxuries.
Opening the door to his room he sighed blissfully once his eyes landed on the tub. He couldn't get the armour off him faster.
Once his limbs hit the warm water his muscles melted their aches like butter. Looking at the stool nearby he saw a goblet filled with wine sitting pretty for him and his smile widened.
“It's the simple things really…”
He grabbed his cup and just sat in the tub as he sipped it, savouring every drop.
He spent longer than he usually did, the water was almost lukewarm when he decided to start washing himself fully.
What he wouldn't give for a massage right this very moment…
By the time he got out of the tub, the water was on its way to become cold. He dried himself off and put on his fresh clothes.
Also laid out on his bed for ease; he could kiss the maids.
He put on his bracers and made his way down to his sister’s office, a small chest filled with their new funds by his side.
“Do I have the permission to enter the premises, my lady?” he mocked with two taps on the doorframe, drawing Claudia's attention from the papers on her desk.
“Since I didn't smell you coming in… yes, you do.”
Ezio walked to the desk dropping the chest on it slowly, Claudia's eyes sparkled as she got up to open it up.
Eyeing the coins inside she smiled back at him.
“Good work, brother! Do you know how much is inside?”
Ezio shook his head “No, that's your job” and received a pout for his answer.
“One day your face is going to get stuck like that”
“And I'll blame you for it ’till you die.”
He drew her in for another hug, a longer one and this time Claudia was happy to return it fully.
“How is Madre…” He felt Claudia's shoulders rise in a sigh. “Same as always, but she eats and drinks. Some days I can get her to walk around the garden, which is something, but still not a word has fallen from her lips.”
Ezip nodded and planted a small kiss into his sister's hair as he let her go. “I'll go check up on her after dinner, got some more feathers for her.”
“That would be nice, somedays I find her in front of the box gazing… at least it is a reaction of some kind”
“Indeed.”
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The dinner passed with laughter and the latest gossip from both sides, what Ezio did, how the town fared while he was gone…
“The repairs on the barracks are almost complete”
“That's good, I was thinking about getting the church fixed next.”
Claudia smiled. “Venice has changed you huh…” Ezio laughed. “It's not that. Truthfully, I could not care less about it, but since the brothel and the barracks, I fear if I don't actually fix it soon people are going to get annoyed.”
“Glad to see you use your head for once.” Ezio rolled his eyes at the comment. “But yes that would put some people at ease, maybe draw some more people in. The shops have been faring well, but there are still many empty ones.”
“The market looked pretty full to me…”
“That's because everyone knew you were on your way, some of our merchants have been sending their better wares away to bigger cities via traders.”
Ezio raised an eyebrow “You want me to do a little bit of inspection don't you…”
“Yes, go around and show yourself so they have a reason to not hide them”
She took a bite from her meal. “And maybe stay longer than a week this time hm? I know you have much to do back in Venice, but as a young woman I can only throw my weight around so much in this place Ezio”
Ezio scoffed, “You basically run this town better than I would, all the bookings are done by you.”
“I do run it better than you, I'm not saying I don't. I am saying that annoying people like the mercenaries and the merchants respond better to an authority they fear…Which would be, you.”
“So you want me on guard dog duty.”
“Yes, I'm sure Venice can handle a couple of weeks without their local vigilante.”
“Whatever you say, my liege.”
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After dinner, Ezio visited his mother's chambers.
As Claudia had said she didn't look any better… but she didn't look any worse, either.
He walked in with soft steps and his shoulders down. She felt like a scared feral animal some days, if he moved quickly she might try to fly in fright.
She was sitting by her bedside chair facing the balcony watching the sky, hands still in a prayer.
“Madre, I'm back” He didn't really wait for a reply, used to the silence by now but it still hurt his heart.
He came close to her side and kneeled by her, placing his hand on top of hers.
“I'm not done yet in Venice… don't know when I will be but thought it was time I came back for a visit. Claudia thinks I should stay for a while.”
Smiling up at her sadly he continued “I think she is tricking me into taking a break”
He stood by her side for a while embracing the silence.
“I brought you some more feathers, Claudia let me know that sometimes you look at the box. Glad to know you enjoy them.”
He leaned down and kissed her hands, his thumb rubbed over the back of them.
“I'll bring even more the next time, hm?”
He got up and walked over to the box. Eyes still stuck on her form he placed the white feathers in it and locked the box after.
“I'll come again tomorrow, Madre…”
He walked out of the room with the same silent steps.
It hurt a lot.
Each time he went to see her he had a small hope that it would be different but he left with grief filling his heart each time.
It was weird, could you still feel grief over someone who was still alive?
If not, he didn't know what else to name the hurt he felt beneath his lungs.
He made his way to his room again, the sun had just started setting down and the weight of the road was pulling him to bed.
He walked into his room and faceplanted onto the sheets, throwing his boots to the side and unlacing his hose halfway. Too lazy to change his clothes, he was clean anyway.
Closing his eyes he welcomed the wave of sleep that washed over him….
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When he woke up the next day the sun was up quite high, he overslept. The road had taken out of him more than he had anticipated.
Maybe Claudia was right, some downtime would do him good.
He cleaned himself up with a fresh set of clothes, putting only bracers on from his daily uniform. He would get the maids to wash that today as well, tho he knew his enjoyment of his clean capes would only last half a week.
Making his way downstairs he stretched his arms above his head and yawned. He could probably sleep a bit more if he stayed in the bed but Claudia would give him a face about it.
Stopping by her door again he knocked twice on the frame. “Buongiorno!”
Claudia looked up to him, her desk had some coins lying around it and the chest he brought yesterday was open on her side.
“It's almost mid-day… but good morning to you too”
Ezio smiled fondly “So, did I bring enough back or do I need to make another trip…”
“I haven't been able to go through all of it but… Yes, we will be cushioned for a while.”
She looked back at her pages to check the numbers.
“There will be a lot of leftovers even after the repairs which is a nice safety net.”
“Good to hear.” Ezio watched his sister focus back on her work again and took it as a cue for him to get going.
“I am going to go down and see how the barracks are coming along. Then maybe visit the blacksmith. Lost some daggers here and there that I want to replace.”
Claudia just hummed in response and waved her quill without lifting his eyes away from her desk.
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Once out of the Villa, Ezio gazed down at the town. Feeling the sun hit his face was a rare luxury he got to enjoy only here.
At the top of the stairs, he just watched the people go about their day for a bit. Things were coming along, he noticed yesterday but now with his full attention, he realized Claudia had repaired some more buildings outside of the main street. Some houses were still getting work done with workers outside.
He noticed some more ropes going in between the buildings as well. He chuckled, that was nice of her to do…
He made his way down into the street, nodding at the pleasantries people threw his way, stopping now and then to hear people's troubles.
They were mostly crying about leaking roofs and general upkeep troubles.
He took the street that led to the barracks.
The renovation was still going on but from what he could see they were almost done with maybe a month or so of work left to do.
He walked into the building, most of the chatter stopped for a beat and then continued but he could feel the side glances coming his way.
He paid no mind and went further in, towards the back room. He could hear Mario’s voice boom even through the closed doors.
So that's where his uncle was… with each step the mumblings of Mario’s voice got more clear.
“...I said I would try to talk about a raise but don't push my hand Marsillio. You and I both know I take the defence of this place very se-”
“What's this talk about a raise?”
Mario turned around to face Ezio standing by the open door.
“Ezio! How swell is it to see you” His frown chanced the moment his eyes landed on his nephew.
Approaching him, Mario clasped his forearm in a greeting and patted his back strongly. A big smile was plastered on his face. “I missed you coming back yesterday.”
“Don't worry about it Zio, I went to bed pretty early.” He nodded back in sympathy then looked back at the other person. “Now, what were you guys just talking about?” He tried to keep his tone even.
“Nothing for you to worry about yet, Nipote.” Ezio raised an eyebrow and kept looking at the other mercenary who was doing his best to not avert his eyes.
“We…were just talking to Ser Mario about additional budgeting for the upkeep of our weapons.”
Ah… still after their old payout before he got his hands on the ledger and let his sister make some cuts.
“Why? Don't your men know how to polish their own swords?”
Marsillio smiled sheepishly “They do but you can only polish a dull sword so many times before It will break, sir.”
“Well, are any of them broken?”
“No… not yet but would you rather them break in the heat of the battle and leave our men defenseless?”
Ezio put a hand on his hip. “If Monteriggioni ever has to go into battle, I assure you no funds will be spared for its aid.”
Before the other could get a word in he continued. “I have already factored in the upkeep of your armoury into the budget you were dealt for this year. You will make do with what you are given till I see a reason to allocate more with my own eyes.”
Marsilio looked like he was trying very hard to keep his face straight, Ezio found it quite funny. Answering to a younger man, when you used to be able to get what you wanted with ease would put a chip on any man's shoulder.
He crossed his arms with a smug look he couldn't hide “Well, now that we all have agreed on the budget problem… I had actually come here for a different reason.”
Mario looked at him with slight worry, Ezio shot him a smile to calm his nerves “Nothing pressing or such but I’d like the outside patrols to expand their search area.”
“We already cover plenty of grounds, Ser Ezio. My men have yet to find even tracks of passing bandits.” Marsillio retaliated.
“Then they won't mind having to go a bit further on their search to keep the good people of our town safe, hm?”
He stared at him for a while, seeing the other man's conviction crumble by the second, he clearly wanted to argue against it.
“As.. as you wish sir.”
Really, this was starting to bore him.
Paying these guys for them to complain like young maidens who didn't get enough pocket money for their dresses… but Monteriggioni needed its defences and this was the best they got thanks to Mario, bless his heart.
“That's good to hear, I'm sure the citizens of Monteriggioni will be thankful for your services.” He turned his attention to Mario “It is lovely to see you again Uncle Mario, I’ll try to visit your office later today.”
Mario gave him his signature grin and clasped his shoulder, shaking him with it. “Yes of course! I wanted to hear about your latest doings anyway.”
Ezio gave a nod and left the room. Feeling the pointed stares of others behind his back as he crossed the main room. He knew the mercenaries were not too happy to see him back.
No one would be happy to see their boss back.
He stepped outside of the building, letting himself breathe a bit. He rolled his shoulders to ease his tension… this was such a chore but Claudia was right, these types of men only responded to an authority they feared.
“Once again hiding to the side Domenico? You have been at these swords for three days now…”
A man talked out of the corner of his eye. He was leaning over against the railing that surraunded the Stable. The mention of swords caught his attention.
“Come on, take a break and join me for at least a cup.”
Another man, older than the one who just talked, was inside the open area of the stable with a pile of swords next to him. Sharpening the one in his hand on the whetstone on his lap.
“I told you, I don't like drinking during the day…” “Then come play dice!”
The man sighed. “Don't sigh at me, I am your senior and I order you to come inside. I have yet to see you rest after today's rounds.”
“Angelo, I am resting. See, this is me sitting… which means I am resting”
The older man raised his head to give a look of disappointment to Angelo when his eyes met with Ezio for a second then quickly went back to the other man.
“Yea sure, and laying with your wife is called falling asleep”
“Angelo!”
The man raised his arms in a sheepish defence “I'm joking, I'm joking...” With an impatient huff, he pointed his fingers at Domenico. “Don’t look at me like that, I'll leave you to your rest, but you are ordered to come to the tavern with us tonight. No excuses!”
Ezio chuckled to himself quietly and started walking towards the market, leaving the two men to their bickering. Unlike what Marsilio said, the swords looked fine after all.
#assassin's creed#desmond miles#ezio auditore#if i lead#ezides#WAIT BEFORE GETTİNG MAD AT ME FOR CUCKING I SWEAR#THEY WILL MEET ACTUALLY NEXT CHAPTER#I SWEAAARRR#I will post to ao3 once my lovely beta reader whips this work into a shape
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cherik coparenting wanda and pietro?!?!?! share with the class!!!!!!
chat youre going to kick my ass for this but i dont have the exact issues on hand rn i can only summarize that during the ultimate comic runs, charles and erik run the mansion together for a while and look after A School's Worth of mutants (of which include wanda and pietro)
#snap chats#FORGIVE ME FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION I PROMISE TO BE BETTER I KNOW BETTER THAN THIS I SWEAAARRR#ik the ultimate verse is like. Top Five Darkest Places To Traverse BUT THERES SOME GOOD BITS FROM IT#like that famous quote of charles saying something along the lines of#'meeting another adult mutant was a greater feeling than falling in love' or something and#'even our wives knew how close we were/we would talk to each other for days' and all that#ALL OF WHICH CHARLES SAYS RIGHT BEFORE LEAVING GABY AND DAVID TO BE WITH ERIK#god i should read the ultimate comics in full shouldnt i. again forbidden places to traverse theres a lot of shit#we did get miles out of it tho ..... theres that ... and charles' squirrelflight-looking-ass cat#AND those quotes. we must never forget those quotes#gotta make a cherik bible at some point and put them shits there#on that note... if anyone does have the issues or where i should even start reading the ultimate comics... let a brother know ...
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i think. Atlas as a Real Person is an interesting concept that should be explored more . i feel like theres. a lot of potential with it ,,
#bioshock#Jack Rambles ‼️#idk i just. think Atlas' character as a whole is really interesting#an could be explored more#esp when u factor in the whole. Atlas is Fontaine thing like...#i could see. Frank stealing Atlas' identity#Frank. getting close 2 Atlas and his family n shit...#theres POTENTIAL!!!!! please i sweaaarrr!!!!!#totally. dont have a whole AU based. on this... yuhhuh.. :-)#scrambles off into the dark like a startled animal
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Okay so no pressure but can I get some music recs? Specifically same genre as the nail polish song?
~ charlie
ofc!!! i love music n i loveee talking abt it n recommending songs :3
(btw idk shit abt genres, i just listen to what i like)
mini playlist 4 u ☆♪
#so to my best friends for putting me on to so much good music#they have the best taste i sweaaarrr#music#songs#i <3 music#deftones#d4vd#precious pepala#emo music#<3#playlist
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Slow poke >:)
- @irl-l-l-o-y-d
Two minutes and I'll be there, fucker. Lux told me to not fight you because you're just a kid. But I don't care, it doesn't matter
#we can both have funn right.#ill be sure to not hurt the surrounding infrastructure i sweaaarrr#morro irl account#irl morro#ninjago#answering asks#irl-l-l-o-y-d
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love yyour artstyle and ghs fanarts <33333
THANK YOU SMM?! AH sorry for not having answered this sooner, it’s been one hell of a week
I’ll be sure to create more ghs stuff for you guys once I get these designs done and ready to go 👍🔥🔥
Again thank you, my inbox was looking drier than the Sahara right about now 🤧 + is there any specific character that you or anyone else would want to see?
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re: your kym 2 commentary post
1) in canon, Eridan and Feferi dropped their typing quirks when they "broke up"
2) that post blasted me with the mental image of Dave Egg going to meet up with his Super Cool Girlfriend only to end up getting assfucked by her Bro. Think of like... most BroJohn fics, except if Dave was more of an active participant/getting off on it.
-anonchum
AHA knew i forgot something, thank you!!
2. ok tho there was this one time where i rp'd bro/ro-stri/daveegg before and the scenario was bro convincing rose to let him call dave as a laugh and later forcing him to listen to his gf getting fucked over the phone while they talked dirty about it. like i loooooooove thinking about brojohn scenarios but with dave eggy instead, especially because of that instant cognitive dissonance rose would go through where she's immediately siding with her brother no matter what he puts dave through. definitely one of those dynamics where she's willing to talk shit about him in private but in public she's always helping him and hyping him up and dave is just left to fend for himself 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 i love it i LOVE ITTTT
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i’m always one inconvenience away from becoming a delulu karlnap truther
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todays unexpected question is 'is that a speck of blood or is that a mole'
#snap chats#ignore me i was just looking through y7 cutscenes again#and i was looking at arakawa clips from the night of The Incident#and there's like. this blemish on his chest and im like 'is that blood or is that a mole'#mr arakawa i SWEAAARRR im looking at your tit meat respectfully im deadass just trying to discern if its blood or not#i think its just blood cause if it were a mole we know i'd exploit that in literally .3 seconds#also i cant see it anymore when hes Not covered in bruises#Evidently i dont try to draw EVERY mole- arakawa/nakai has a few on his face i exclude just cause Im Blind and forget theyre there#i did gaslight myself into thinking he had a mole on his neck like ichi... dunno how but lol... that's my truth now sorry <- not#anyway looking at young arakawa more tho i love how i realize that all the bits i realized were silver are actually gold.#like i thought his belt buckle was silver but no its Also gold#which..... Maybe Unintentional Irony since ichi's chain is gold while masato's chain was silver.. but maybe purposeful..#and yk.... lol.... not to even mention jo's chain is silver...#thinking to much into it now boys but anyways bye
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sometimes being a girl means being sonic for halloween and then becoming completely enamored with a beautiful he/they joker (from persona 5) while club hopping
#I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEE#we texted briefly as well........#there is something wrong with me i sweaaarrr#shai thoughts
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my aunt and my dad were having a serious conversation in the living room when the fucking wind opened my bedroom door. I had to close it because I didn't want to listen to what they were talking about and because I didn't want them to think I was overhearing them in the first place, but the moment I closed my door they stopped talking 😭 and now I feel like they think I listened to the whole thing 😭
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Sketch for smth i sweaaarrr I’ll post today…
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big sketchbook art dump i suppose
"GIRL HELL 1999" – femtanyl with monika my dear <33
drawings featuring colin
drawings of tony n monika because theyre totally bffs i swear guys i sweaaarrr ......
the yellow one from the rock show
the two nerds from "Creative" – Ghost and Pals remix cuz i quite like them a bit i suppose
my awesome silly nr 1 kinnie that i love to draw when i feel like utter shit <333
#itz not very good . i meow#ive been struggling a lot the past days and i guess drawing physically has helped me out#not as much stress as opposed to digital drawing ; i can just doodle a character doing the same pose over n over again n call it a day#ive done more but honestly im proud only of these particularly#i love drawing tony n monika hanging out because they seriously are the only little guys i still cling onto#we have a rich history together i swear#i like how piko came out also ; maybe hes not as stupid as i thought ahaha ....#i already loved rana sm so there's nothing more i can say about her – she's perfect as she is#and i hope you can see that sayori's eyes are lifeless and decaying because shez just like me frfr#art dump#doodle dump#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis colin#colin the computer#dhmis tony#tony the talking clock#ddlc#ddlc monika#ddlc sayori#bocchi the rock!#nijika ijichi#can we ignore the fact my sleep deprived ass misspelled her name ?#please ?#ghost and pals#ghost and pals fanart#utatane piko#piko vocaloid#rana vocaloid#that is all .. bye-bye ...........
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someone PLEASE help me fatten up for real 🙏🙏 im such a good girl and feedee i SWEAAARRR PLSSGIMME A CHAANCE IM GONNA GET SO FAAT
#looking for a feeder#feeder wanted#feed me#feedee girl#trans feedee#gaining weight on purpose#feeding kink#healthplay#fat girls#feederist#feedee piggy#fat tgirl#gaining fat
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whyyy are there so many cool new people joining the dca fandom AAAAHH please please please I want to be mutuals with you guys I SWEAAARRR I post dca content I PROMISE I CAN MAKE GOOD DCA CONTENT FOR YOU GUYS PLEEEAASSEEE
#cherry rambles#SO MANY COOL NEW ARTISTS!!!#[STRANGLES HANDS]#HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ALL OF YOU
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Duuuude let me borrow your name I sweaaarrr I'll take good care of it cmon let me have it just for just for a bit you won't even notice it's gone
why would u even want or need it
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