#I NEEEEED THEM TO REUNITE

[mashedmangos]

Teeny Tiny Lizzie and Ren

[forestials]

You have been alone, but no more.

[starry-bi-sky]

MMMM twins au with danny and dan except its og TUE timeline danny and dan

ok okay i neeeeed o write this down and share it before i explode buT. as the title says. twins danny and dan (who im going to be calling James/Jamie bc i cannot express how much i despise the name dan) where, instead of disappearing into the ghost zone after he's separated from danny's body, Dan rips out Vlad's ghost half, tears THAT in half, and fuses one half with himself and the other with Danny.

Shit happens, and BOOM. Two morally ambiguous and perhaps slightly murderous demonic twins from hell. Daniel James Fenton and his Twin WHose Always Been Here What Are You Talking About :) James Daniel Fenton. They are both depressed, lonely, and one bad day from becoming a mass extinction event :)

this is because i got grabbed by the hair today and dragged into the SVSS fandom screaming and the fanart of Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan/Shen Quingqiu (????) with his fan entranced me. Ice Prince Core is my favorite thing so naturally i have to implant that onto my favorite blorbos ever :)

After the Incident, both their appearances changed and they're practically identical to each other. Sorta. They both have heterochromia and salt-and-pepper hair. But Danny has one green eye and one blue eye and white hair with black streaks, while Jamie has one blue eye and one green eye and black hair with white streaks. I'm iving them both long hair, for funsies <3

nobody can tell them apart, they keep getting confused on whose who and frankly the mix-match hair and eyes make it worse not better asjd. they're horrifically codependent. please do not separate :)

and because i must. im pulling a blood blossom/tales of the passerine and giving them to pre-robin batman. batman and his terrifying demon(??) twins. nobody is quite sure if they're human or not, and the scourge of gotham are a little too terrified to ask.

(they dont HAVE to go to batman while he's pre-robin. however. i think its much funnier that way bc gotham isn't use to A) Batman having kids, and B) Batman having TERRIFYING kids yet. think of all the new fun rumors)

they both use war fans while they're out, and neither of them use their ghost forms because they at least have the remaining empathy to know that they're more likely to murder someone accidentally as a ghost :). Ghost form is for fellow mythicals and Functionally Immortals Only! Not for Squishy Humans.

Jamie: murder. bloodshed. revengggee Bruce: no. no. Justice. peace!! hope! Danny: bittinngggg. blooood. ^-^

They're honestly not bad kids they're just horrifically traumatized two halves of a whole that can never be reunited ever again :).

idk what their vigilante names are but i do know that the underground refer to them in horrified whispers as 'the twins'. this all stemmed from the desperate and sudden urge to see Danny and Jamie, as their vigilante selves, hiding the lower half of their faces with fans and looking terrifyingly judgmental while they do it <333

[diehard-fangirl]

DOWN & DIRTY QUICKIE REVIEW!

One Sentence Summary:

She’s his “human”-turned-demon childhood BFF in need of protection & he’s a sexual assault survivor angel who’s her new bodyguard.

Name That Trope:

Mutual Kidhood Crush

Reunited Friends With Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings 

Heroine To The Rescue, CAUSE BITCHES SAVE THE DAY!

Big Baddie In The Background

‘I’m Tarnished/Sad/Broken & She’s Too Good For Me So I Must Resist Her’ - the hero’s theme song, probably

Secondary Love Story That Gonna Smash Yo Ass Good

Slooooooow Burn

What part made you fangirl squeal:

When our OTP be laying in bed sans hanky panky & gal asks to see his wings, so dude COCOONS THEM IN A WING-SNUGGLE-HUG <3 <3 <3

When our heroine totes kicks evil ass and redacted for spoilers

YALL! Grumpy Hero grumps about Layla’s suitor, then apologizes for being an ass-butt! *cue swoonage here!*

Anytime our couple talk about their feels; SO MUCH WORDTASTIC LONGING!

When Layla went full beast-mode as our hero’s protector! DO NOT MESS WITH HER MAN, YO!

Favorite Character:

Oh that’s just cruel, making a bitch choose like this. Fiiiiiiine. If I had to pick, I’d say- BOTH HAHA I CHEATED THIS IS MY REVIEW FIGHT ME! For real, though, Layla is as strong as Sin is broken and I loved them both for it.

How smexy was the smex?

GET YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES BRACED, YALL! Now the sex don’t pop off until the 3rd arc, but this slow burn gave us several hot kisses. While the scenes are few, THEY ARE FIRE! We get...

A brief hero-spanking-heroine fantasy; yes, please, thank you, more! 

Sin undressing Layla while making out with her neck (from behind!) as he tells her his teenage fantasies of their married bedtime playtime! Hellloooo Flamey McFlame face!

A HERO-GUIDED MASTURBATION SCENE COMPLETE WITH DIRTY INSTRUCTIONAL DIALOGUE! 

Pain-free virgin sex, guys. Pain! Free! Virgin! Sex!!!!! (Can ya tell a bitch is happy here?!)

A Little Red Riding Hood big bad wolf hero-pun mid Hump Town that went from LOLtastic to d’awwwww-dorable!

Whose Line Is It Anyway:

Hero: If any of them so much as puts a pinkie on you without your express permission, I shall snap it off and stuff it down his throat. Heroine, laughing: Saint John, protector of virtue and destroyer of pinkies across the kingdom.

*****

“Truth and promises can be manipulated into something as solid as air.” 

 ***** Heroine: You're brooding again. Hero: I'm not brooding. This is simply my face. Heroine: Be warned. The nastier you are, the more I want to needle you.

Got any bitching to do?

YES, GODDAMMIT, KRISTEN MADE ME CRY AND HOW DARE YOU, WOMAN!? Okay, I lied. About the bitching. A sad does happen [it ain’t really that sad, tbh] which made my eyes sweat, so this is me. Bitching about that.

Visually Depict Yo Book Feels:

Famous Last Words:

Dude. This book IS EVERYTHANG! Yes, it’s the last in a series, but fret not; you can read it out of order. Hell, I did, and look at me, I’m still alive! Parahistorical romances neeeeed to be more of a thing, and Kristen’s bomb ass, kick ass, glorious ass writing proves that. There’s so much emotastic OTP shiznit, so much cool world crap, and so much glorious wordage that goes down in this book that YE SHAN’T REGRET THIS READ!

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[the-wandering-whumper]

Do you have any examples of the whump trope of flinching? I was just reading a Teen Wolf fic where Stiles is captured and someone is throwing knives at him and he flinches, and now I neeeeed to see some ☺️ thank you! Xx

If you’re a Dirk fan, there was a moment after he was finally reunited with Farrah and Todd that Todd reached out to touch him and he flinched away. It’s kind of a “blink and you might miss it” moment tho, but it was a brilliant piece of acting on Samuel’s part. Captain Hook is also a good flincher. Tumblr family, any other flinching moments you particularly enjoyed?Nonny, you may want to check out my flinching and wincing tags for more inspiration! I’m going to add a few new things to them in a moment.