#I NEED TO BUY HER FLOWERS FUUUUUUCK

[sea-lanterns]

your wish has come true for valentines navia art

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WOMAN. WOMAN THAT I LOVE. HI. HELLO. *does a Debby Ryan hair tuck*

Hi wifey…🥺

[zaritarazi]

how does mick react when amaya tells him she's pregnant?

OKAY. so there is a WHOLE chain of how this happens bc amaya finds out and right away tells zari, who tells charlie, who tells john, who tells sara, who tells ava, who tells mona, who tells nora, who tells ray, who tells nate, and then i think we’ve run out of people? nate tells behrad. and like, we’re all very aware that mick is more than capable of going off into his room and just writing, as he’s done many times before, so i’m sure he’s aware there’s some kind of hijinks outside but he’s just typing away like, just ignore it michael. just don’t engage

so everyone is gathered in the Library and amaya is like hey. should i tell my offscreen husband about this. and everyone is like nah that sounds like it can be handled at another time. also someone is probably holding esi in their lap but she’s like 2 and as previously established, 2 years olds are still pretty flexible in understanding how things work so she’s just excited bc everyone else is. and amaya is like. how should i tell mick. should i do it now?? should we surprise him??? and everyone agrees. we DEFINITELY need to make a thing of this. if theres one thing we as a team are good at, its making a thing out of it. HOWMEVER, they dont want to have like, a surprise baby shower, they want to like, plan something really romantic for mick and amaya in like,,, the kitchen. we’ll get some red tablecloths! some ///candles////. set the MOOD. it’s gonna be GREAT.

so yeah the hijinks mick hears outside his door is mostly the legends like, running back and forth to michaels to keep buying fake flowers. we’re getting ridiculous with our floral arrangements. i think the kitchen is now 80% fake floral arrangements. why did we DO this. also we had to get aMAYA A SLINKY BLACK DRESS. ALL ROMANCE NEEDS A SLINKY BLACK DRESS. WHAT ARE WE? IDIOTS??? WE ///KNOW/// HOW THIS WORKS

okay. candles? lit. floral arrangements? overwhelming. tablecloths? yes. and amaya is like REALLY giddy it’s adorable and she goes and she knocks on micks door and is like hey can you meet me in the kitchen in five and the part of mick’s brain that recognizes hijinks have been going on is like, this is probably related, but he assumes they’re going to have put a kiddie pool filled with jello in the kitchen or something his expectations are LOW, is what im saying

so he’s just like. in his henley. and his jeans. with his gloves. and the kitchen is DONE UP. and he is like softly but with a lot of feeling what the fuuuuuuck and amaya comes up to him and takes his hands and he’s like so um uh.... whats uh, all this, then, why, and amaya is like,,,, i’m having your baby!!!

and mick is like. a very sturdy, resilient person. he’s been through a lot. this is so unexpected and nice that it catches him a lot more offguard and amaya smells REALLY good and so like, the news very much hits his ears along with all the other sensory confusion and he does, for the one and only time i think in his life, just fuckin faint

and amaya like catches him which is great because she’s trying to slowly put him down and all the legends running in from where they were hiding behind the wall of flowers just like NO YOURE PREGNANT DONT STRAIN YOURSELF JUST DROP HIM and like everyone is like taking on holding mick and laying him onto the floor

he comes too pretty quickly bc that’s uuh how fainting works and he’s got literally, all the legends, in his field of vision, just looking down at him, and amaya is the closest kneeling over him, and he just looks at her and she looks at him, and he just says “wow” and takes her hand and puts it over his heart and she’s SO HAPPY and now IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING EVERYONE! IS! CRYING! and mick is like hey. could you all.... go. and theyre like uh and miss the ROMANCE??? i think NOT. anyway amaya lifts him up by the back of his head and they kiss and it’s so sweet and everyone awws at it and mick is like IM NOT JOKING. GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. and all the legends just scurrying out like wELL if youre going to be like THAT about it and then he and amaya just lay next to each other for a while not saying anything bc they don’t need to right now and he gently strokes her lower back and it’s VERY good.

[apicturewithasmile]

LOST rewatch (season 4):

[follow the entire rewatch-tag here]

episode 1 – The Beginning of The End:

Okay I have ABSOLUTELY forgotten about this season opening

Hooooly fuck like seriously I had forgotten about Hurley’s entire s4 plot apparently

Bloody Ben tied up to a tree is my aesthetic.

Sawyer offering to talk to Hugo about Charlie, Sawyer being there for the people he cares about, SAWYER HAVING THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HE DESERVES!!!! *cries forever*

Ben making fun of Jack while at the same time acknowledging that Kate was right? Abso-fuckin-lutely my jam!!!

Wait… where did John go?

Oh there he is.

“All I have ever done has been in the best interest of all of us.”

Has a season opening ever been more heart-breaking than this one?

Ben: “Jack, with your permission I’d like to go with John!” – Jack: “He’s all yours.”

DANIEL!!!

episode 2 – Confirmed Dead:

I can have never enough John-standing-in-the-rain-with-his-angel-smile-and-predicting-the-weather scenes

“The bullet went in one side, came out the other. I’d probably be dead if I still had a kidney there.”

“Karrrrrrllll. Now if you gonna sleep with my daughter I insist you call me Ben!”

When did Sayid get a haircut?

VINCENT!!! I feel like we haven’t seen him at all throughout season 3

Frank Lapidus – the best pilot in the world.

Oh Ben, as if John would really kill you.

episode 3 – The Economist:

That episode already?!?! Ooookay!

Naveen Andrews is so beautiful even khakis and a polo shirt can’t make him look bad yet that straightened hair?!??! That’s a problem we gotta talk about!

I’m very bitter that their “Berlin” doesn’t look like Berlin at all. You already know just by the café they’re in: that could be anywhere but sure as hell not in Berlin! Have you ever seen a café in this entire city that has... wallpaper? Matching furniture? Windows??!?!

Oh God that distorted voice of Ben on the phone so we don’t know it’s him is so unnecessary. They could have done the scene without adding the voice of the person on the phone.

The fact that the first time we see off-island Ben is in a vet clinic gives me the strong headcanon that he always wanted to become a veterinarian and now being off the island he’s finally able to #live his dream.

And he’s back at it with that Voice. Which is hot but... really... you still know it’s Michael Emerson.

episode 4 – Eggtown:

I cannot believe that’s a title of a LOST episode

“So here we are just like old times except I’m locked up in a different room and you are more lost than you ever were.” – fuuuuuck him up Ben!!!

Kate’s lawyer is hot

“If I was a dictator I would just shoot you and then go about my day.”

episode 5 – The Constant:

Fjsjfjggs this episode is one of the best ever!!! (as Desmond episodes usually are!!!)

Sayid and Desmond are the curlepower couple I always needed without even knowing I needed it

2.342 – I don’t think I ever noticed that’s The Numbers

The scene with rat Eloise makes me think of Flowers for Algernon

episode 6 – The Other Woman:

Oh, a rare scene of Ben being not injured, cut up or bruised <3

“This didn’t have a number on it, did it?”

#Locke sarcastically gives Ben a dollar

Honestly… I don’t get how there are people who actually doubt that Charles Widmore is the evil incarnate.

It’s the dinner scene!

episode 7 – Ji Yeon:

Oh fuck…. Is that THAT episode. The one where we end up thinking Jin’s dead?!?!? I’m not ready, okay!?!??!

Oh Bernard….

Who needs a heart, right?

episode 8 – Meet Kevin Johnson:

From all the sorta-stand-alone episodes this is by far the best.

I remember the first time around I didn’t like Michael that much until that episode came and I was like “woah, fuck yeah Michael, I miss this guy so much!” which is great because in every rewatch I did since I could appreciate him so much more

“and it’s getting betteeeeeeer…”

Sayid: You’re working for Benjamin Linus?!?!?!??!?!? – Me: Don’t throw stones, my guy!

Noooooo, DANIELLE!!!!

episode 9 – The Shape of Things to Come:

 I have never been more #not ready

Oh right… they had to take away Ben-screentime for that useless plot about Jack’s appendix -.-‘

Oooooowwww I forgot about Ben’s cut off shot gun. Exactly my jam!!!

fhfosdlfnfafdöa another incredible appearance of the phallic baton

“I need you to stay close to me.” – yeah, I also need John to stay close to Ben! Thanks for catering to me.

Goodbye @ all the red shirts on John’s team

Dean Moriarty! So subtle!

So… Ben did a time jump of about 9 months, do I get that correctly?

I also didn’t remember that is was this episode in which Ben “recruits” Sayid

Fuuuck Ben looks so good with that sand coloured scarf – really makes his eyes pop

I cannot believe the last thin Alex had to hear was that she means nothing to Ben. I hope she knows he was lying because that’s what he does!

And I am so here for Ben switching to auto pilot and I’m convinced he never leaves this mode until Hurley asks for his help in the finale

“He changed the rules.”

Ben’s off-island hair is the reason I am attracted to men!

Sayid calling him “Benjamin”? My jam, too!

That smirk on Ben’s face after Sayid agrees to do the dirty work for him? Here for it!

SMOKEY!!!!

Can you tell this is my favourite episode by the amount of bullshit I have to say about it?!?!?!

FUUUUCK THAT SEXY LONDON OUTFIT SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!

The red shirt, the leather gloves… THE HAIR!!! Fuuuuuuck meeee!

“I’m here, Charles, to tell you that I am going to kill your daughter. Penelope, is it? And once she’s gone, once she’s dead then you’ll understand how I feel and you’ll wish you hadn’t changed the rules.”

fuck me this is the best episode ever I wanna cry myself to sleep because it’s so good an Michael fucking Emerson killing the careers of every other actor in the history of motion picture is what I’m here for

episode 10 – Something Nice Back Home:

Why are Sawyer, Claire and Miles surprised to find Danielle and Karl dead? Like… Alex said it through the walkie that they got killed and they all heard it, didn’t they?

Seriously Jack, stick your hero complex where the sun don’t shine – nobody needs it right now

Oh Jack stfu you never learn, do you? Let Kate have a private life in which you are not the centre of her attention

“I’m the one who saved you.” – yeah if it hadn’t been for Sawyer jumping off the helicopter you’d all be dead now so SHUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!

episode 11 – Cabin Fever:

Oh of course…. John is getting another flashback <3 I was trying to figure out what the fuck kinda flash forward he’s gonna get but it’s not a flash forward at all – it’s about baby John!!!

Ben watching John as he sleeps? Be still my fucking heart.

“I used to have dreams.”

“These things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you’ll soon understand that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.”

Hurley sharing his chocolate bar with Ben is the beginning of a wonderful friendship

episodes 12-14 – There’s No Place Like Home:

It’s okay. They’ll think that we’re in shock.” – “We are in shock, Jack.”

Sawyer carrying the baby - *cries forever*

Fuck yeah @ Sun buying her father’s company

That Hawaiian birthday party for Hugo tho

“I wasn’t being entirely truthful.” – “When were you ever entirely truthful?!”

Ben surrendering himself to Keamy breaks my heart. Ben doing the right thing for once fndangdgn

“How many times do I have to tell you, John, I always have a plan.”

Also when Ben says “Anthuriums” you can already see in John’s face that he doesn’t have a fucking clue what Ben’s talking about.

Terry O’Quinn is looking hotter with each passing season tbh

“Well, Jack… you put a gun to my head and pulled the trigger. I was hoping we could let bygones be bygones.”

“It’s not an island. It’s a place where miracles happen.”

John and Ben acting like an old married couple.

Ben is regretting big time that he even started the whole magic box metaphor because John just can’t let it go

“If you mean time-travelling bunnies, then yes.”

Sawyer jumping off the helicopter djfgoidshgsdogh

Jack just cannot live with the fact that Sawyer’s been the true hero in this situation

I hate Keamy so fucking much

I mean… I know Ben wasn’t doing the right thing by stabbing him but I support him getting his revenge for Alex. Keamy deserved to die for what he did! And likewise, Ben didn’t deserve to be a better human just yet for what he did.

And yet here I am also supporting Sun for wanting to kill Ben. This show really fucks with my moral compass. But then again… Benjamin fucking Linus is my fav character so what moral compass are we even talking about?

“Well, John, I really wasn’t thinking straight. Sometimes good command decisions get compromised by bad emotional responses. I’m sure you’ll make a much better job at separating the two and I ever did.” – I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING!!!

“Goodbye, John. Sorry I made your life so miserable.” – HELP ME!

“I hope you’re happy now, Jacob.” – I can’t anymore, okay, it’s all too intense and I am feeling too much for Ben right now. This guy will be my demise!

I’m not ready for that Desmond and Penny reunion scene

BEN IS LOOKING SO FUCKING HOT!

“It’s dark, Jack. Very dark.” – oh the shade

[miisamo]

fluff otp: flottie / smiths / octaven

lmao this took ten years to finish, but there you have it jhsdjsd ;;

FLOTTIE ;; 

Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?: Either?? Their wardrobes would eventually just become one, big wardrobe, tbh.Who enunciates hand holding?: Lottie, mainly because Flo would still be kind of used to hiding everything from the other people.Who likes having their hair washed by who?: Neither, lmao. As if Florence would ever let ANYONE touch her hair plsWho likes to slow dance?: Both???Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?: Charlotte; she’d fall asleep and Flo would just continue reading over scripts or a book.Muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?: Lottie, bc Flo would not even help with building the fort in the first place, and then she’d claim she’s tired ksjdWho hogs most of the covers at night?: Florence; she’d then offer to have two quilts instead of one #problemsolvedMuse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?: Neither? I feel like they’d just ask one or the other to do that tbhHow do they share a desert? Two forks or one?: Two, Flo never really eats desserts, only steals an ocassional bite or two from Lottie.Who gets jealous more easily?: Back when they weren’t out to anyone, it’d be Flo. Now? Neither, really.Who gets angered more easily?: Florence when she doesn’t get her coffee in the morning.How do they go to sleep at night?: Flo gets one or two hours of sleep, kind of wants to get up and do her own thing, but Charlotte nearly always tells her to stay in bed with her and do the work from there.Who gets the most shoulder rubs?: The sleep-deprived one.What are there arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?: I have a feeling they just sit down and have a normal-ass conversation, like most adults do. They don’t “fight” often, because, clearly, they just tend to talk everything out, say what’s bothering them and whatever.Who is more likely to throw things in fights?: Neither???How do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument?: Flo would definitely end up buying flowers or some pastry for Lottie?? And then they’d hug it out and go back to acting as if nothing happened. Do they have nicknames for each other?: They probably do? They just don’t stick long enough? I mean… there’s an ocassional ‘babe’ or ‘love’, but nothing extreme??Caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?: Florence NEVER gets sick, but when she does she’s just… pathetic, even more of a Drama Queen than she usually is. Doesn’t need anyone’s help, but secretly she’s just like…… HELP ME, I’M POOR. And when Charlotte gets sick, Flo just flies around her, trying to do everything for her, and that’s actually…. really frickin’ cute???Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?: A papercut? What’s the worst that can happen to them? (No, I am not giving u any ideas.) They can take care of themselves just fine lmaoMuse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?: Charlotte, def.Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?: Both, no doubt about it.Your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?: She’s quiet, kind of waits for the other to talk about it so she could try to help her, make her feel better. Never really wants to bother her with questions and stuff like that. She’d probably make her some tea, wrap her in a blanket, too?? Who doesn’t love a good blanket cuddle??? What would they be like as parents?: Charlotte would be the Cool Mom, like… the actual cool mom. Florence would be the uptight one, always wanting the best for their kid, wrapping them in a metaphorical bubble wrap.What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?: Mushy as fuuuuuuck. Florence would definitely attempt to write a poem for Lottie, and probably vice versa.Who enunciates taking a bath together?: Both bc what’s a personal space???Who likes who playing with their hair?: Neither?? Just… don’t touch Flo’s hair plsThe place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?: Couch, bed, the movies… everywhere……

SMITHS ;; 

Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?: Idk, man. Lei’s clothes are kind of too short/small for Jack to wear -- so, I think Leila’s prone to stealing Jack’s stuff, tbh.Who enunciates hand holding?: Lei, most definitely. Jack’s never been overly affectionate, and she probably likes when her wife takes the control of the situation.Who likes having their hair washed by who?: Either? I mean... saving the water, and all. They just probably take showers/baths together after the long day at work, or... you know, long day trying not to snipe each other, or whatever kjsdjksdWho likes to slow dance?: I would say neither, but after a few drinks or glasses of wine, slow dancing in the middle of the living room seems like a great idea, no matter how many things they manage to knock down while they’re doing so.Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?: As much as she hates admitting that she takes naps, I think that Jack would have been the one.Muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?: Big spoon Jack, duh.Who hogs most of the covers at night?: Leila, and Jacqueline isn’t even all that bothered by it. It’s probably been happening for years now, so she’s gotten used to that, and doesn’t complain anymore.Muse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?: Jack. Especially when she just goes all non-verbal and just wants to be quiet and spend some quality time with her wife.How do they share a desert? Two forks or one?: I believe it’s more of a ‘Leila gets a big-ass desert all for herself, because Jack is not a desert kind of person’ thing. But then, she still ends up stealing a bite or two, and complaining about the amount of sugar in it.Who gets jealous more easily?: Jack. No matter how much she trusts Lei, she can’t help it.Who gets angered more easily?: Neither? Jack’s too patient and understanding, and Leila’s just... Leila, really. She’s probably always the one to turn a serious situation into a joke and make Jacqueline laugh. It would probably still take a whole lot to anger either of them.How do they go to sleep at night?: They almost never sleep at night? I mean, their lives as agents, and cover-up jobs keep them busy at all times, so they sneak little naps here and there; Jack does it only when she thinks Lei’s not looking. Spoiler alert: she’s always looking.Who gets the most shoulder rubs?: Jack. That binch is always so damn tense, like... calm down, just for a second there, mate.What are there arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?: They don’t fight. Again, they’re two level-headed adults who would rather just talk it all out, for the sake of being at peace again, rather than throw things around and yell without any reason.Who is more likely to throw things in fights?: Neither. Maybe some pillows are thrown by Leila, but it’s always not meant to be harmful. She’s too nice of a gal for that.How do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument?: They most likely just tell each other how sorry they are, looking for the ways to make it up for one another? Do they have nicknames for each other?: They don’t. Jack’s never been a big fan of that, but she surely doesn’t mind getting any nicknames from her wife, because she tends to be creative with those, and they always make her smile and shake her head at the same time.Caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?: Jacqueline always tries to play if off as if nothing’s happened, and that she’s fine. But in reality? She’s just really damn dramatic, and it’s hella noticeable, no matter how hard she tries to cover it up. They take care of each other, always. They don’t care if the other’s saying they’re fine; they can definitely tell that there’s something wrong, and they try their best to make them feel better.Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?: Either, lmao. In their field of work, it’s kind of hard not to get injured on the job, so they always end up stitching each other up, patching the injuries up, and all that jazz.Muse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?: Jack, no doubts about that.Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?: They’ll most likely never have children, ever. But, if they did, they would definitely both get up and try their best to take care of it.Your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?: There’s no question asked, nothing. They just hug it out, wait for the other to start talking about what’s been bothering them, or what happened. If they don’t want to talk, they just sit in silence for a long time.What would they be like as parents?: Jack would most definitely be the Soccer Mom, always prepared for everything. Leila? You mean, the coolest mom ever? I mean, she’d probably spoil the heck outta this child, and Jack would’ve been all grumpy about it.What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?: Gay for each other. Jack would have probably been the shy, quiet one, where Lei would be the one who probably does all the talking, asking the other out, and all that stuff. Jacqueline wouldn’t want to rush into things, and by that, I mean... she would just end up pining and pining and pining, until Leila does all the work.Who enunciates taking a bath together?: They do that either way, probably even without saying anything.Who likes who playing with their hair?: This could definitely go either way.The place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?: The Couch.  

[darklarru]

all of them. just fckin.. all of them. every single question. 1-100. good luck comrade.

fuck u, here it is:

1.      Is a kiss considered cheating?

-if theykiss a boy idm.

2.      Have you ever faked orgasm?

-yeahlmao

3.      If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

-shapeshifting

4.      Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?

-I fuckinhope so

5.      Tell us some funny drunk story.

-oh man,ive only been smashed once, and it was a night full of regrets and a lot ofcheating and gay stuff happened.

6.      Why are you no longer together with your ex?

-u knowwhat. fuck my ex, he was a manipulative cheating cunt and he broke up with meover snapchat.

7.      If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? 

-bathtuband sleeping pills, im out painlessly.

8.      What are your current goals?

-be asuccessful bitch and build myself up.

9.      Do you like someone?

-wheneverI think of feelings I take a shot so idk..

10.   Who was the last person to disappoint you?

-my ex.

11.   Do you like your body?

-eh imgetting there

12.   Can you keep a diet?

-no lmao

13.   If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?

-don’t discriminateagainst sex workers and treat them like actual people.

14.   Do you work?

-yep, gota retail job and everything.

15.   If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, whatwould it be?

-ayesalad, bc anything you cut up and put in a bowl is salad, so pizza salad, fruitsalad, ice cream salad, anything.

16.   Would you get a tattoo?

-hellyeah, im actually thinking about getting this floral one on my thigh, gottalike, tell my mum tho.

17.   Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?

-theperson I love,,

18.   Can you drive?

Ive onlyhad like, one driving test ever.

19.   When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?

-at therink on Friday? Someone said I was beautiful and that my ex didn’t deserve me:)

20.   What was the last thing you cried for?

-when I drinkI don’t cry, so ive been drinking a lot.

21.   Do you keep a journal?

-yep,serves as my receipts.

22.   Is life fun?

-ehhhhitll get there.

23.   Is farting in front of people irrelevant?

-I don’t reallycare, just warn me so I have time to get out of there.

24.   What’s your dream car?

-somethingI don’t have to use petrol for.

25.   Are grades in school important?

-justnail ur finals and ur good.

26.   Describe your crush.

-its tooearly homie

27.   What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?

-WONDERWOMAN HOLY SHIT A+

28.   What was your last lie?

-im fine

29.   Dumbest lie you ever told? 

-idk, I normallytell the truth, its such an effort to lie.

30.   Is crying in front of people embarrassing?

-no I doit all the time lmao

31.   Something you did and you are proud of?

-Teamedup with my Best Friend and Absolutely Called the shit out of my Ex out andfuckin roasted him.

32.   What’s your favourite cocktail?

-I haven’tdelved into cocktails too much yet, ive been drinking straight.

33.   Something you are good at?

-iceskating?? idk

34.   Do you like small kids?

-I hatekids so much

35.   How are you feeling right now?

-There

36.   What would you name your daughter/son?

-daughter:Lavender? Idk I just watched matilda and I was like what a pretty name, andboys: Christian?  

37.   What do you need to be happy?

-abillion dollars

38.   Is there some you want to punch in the face right now?

-my ex

39.   What was the last gift you received?

-does mycoworker buying everyone hot chocolates and frozen cokes during their shiftcount as a gift

40.   What was the last gift you gave?

-a fidgetcube?

41.   What was the last concert you went to?

-panic atthe disco in January :D

42.   Favourite place to shop at?

-ittotally was this gothic shop in Newtown, but then it moved and I don’t knowwhere it is anymore :/

43.   Who inspires you?

-myselfbitch

44.   How old were you when you first got drunk?

-18

45.   How old were you when you first got high?

-never

46.   When was your first kiss?

-when I was15? 16?

47.   Something you want to do until the end of this year?

-be amermaid, like fr, go follow mermaid_shelly on Instagram no joke.

48.   Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?

-dated myex

49.   Post a selfie.

-heres alink instead: http://darklarru.tumblr.com/post/161374174865/cat-cafe-aesthetic

50.   Who are you most comfortable around?

-my BestFriend

51.   Name one thing that terrifies you.

-to loseeverything I worked for

52.   What kind of books do you read?

-haventread a book in so long, but I like the fantasy genre

53.   What would you tell your 12 year old self?

-girl,girl, u gay as fuck

54.   What is your favourite flower?

-roses!!

55.   Any bad habits you have?

-speakingquietly

56.   What kind of people are you attracted to?

-peoplewho think the same as me

57.   What was the last thing you cried for?

-my ex :/

58.   Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?

-pickles,what r they doin, get outta here

59.   Are you in love?

-yeah imalways in love

60.   Something you find romantic?

-tealightcandles

61.   How long was your longest relationship? 

-like 3or 4 months

62.   What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?

-wereso,, bitchy.

63.   What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex? 

-they don’tknow what the fuck is up, they don’t listen, they always horny, theyre kindaviolent, theyre more hardcore and aggressive physically.

64.   What are you saving money for?

-anothermermaid tail,,, but also a house I guess

65.   How would you describe your bad side?

-emotional,angry, violent, temperamental, not thinking,, idk

66.   Are you actually a good person? Why?

-sometimesI guess, I try not to be shitty, but some people fuckin deserve it.

67.   What are you living for?

-a future

68.   Have you ever done anything illegal?

-probably

69.   Do you like your body?

-yeahsometimes

70.   Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?

-notunless we were fighting

71.   Ever sent nudes?

-whohasnt

72.   Have you ever cheated on someone?

-I cheatedon a guy with girl and I was very drunk, but then we said same sex cheating wasokay

73.   Favourite candy?

-redfrogs, gummy bears

74.   Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!

-imbarely on this hell site

75.   Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?

-adarkroomwas one of my Faves

76.   Favourite TV series?

-w.i.t.c.h.what a Classic

77.   Are you religious? Does God exist?

-yeah, imchill w god.

78.   What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?

-I haven’tread a book in so long yall.

79.   What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?

-kudos tothem who r doin it but I really love chicken.

80.   How long have you been on Tumblr?

-sinceyear 9, so like, 2013

81.   Do you like Chineese food?

-I am Chinese

82.   McDonalds or Subway?

-subwayyyy

83.   Vodka or whiskey?

-fuuuuuuck,,,fucking love vodka but it makes my face screw up in a bad expression, and I lovefireball whiskey, but like, vodka gets me fucked up faster.

84.   Alcohol or drugs?

-alcohol,don’t do drugs kids

85.   Ever been out of your province/state/country?

-ya

86.   Meaning behind your blog name?

-I lovetypos

87.   What gets you up in the morning?

-spite.

88.   What are you scared of?

-a lot ofthings

89.   Last time you were insulted?

-wednesday

90.   Most traumatic experience ?

-my bf atthe time, was fuckin, chewin his toenails in his mouth, and I forgot bc he wasbein sweet n he stuck his tongue out to touch mine, n I stuck mine out too n I fuckni,,.,,,. touched the toenail w my mouth I nearly threw up, I felt my soul ejectfrom my body for a second.

91.   Perfect date idea?

-picnicdaate, and watching the stars and cuddling

92.   Favourite app on your phone?

-instagram?I check it the most.

93.   What colour are the walls in your room?

-white

94.   Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?

-daviddobrik tbh

95.   Share your favourite quote.

-ifsomeone tells you that they hurt you, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.

96.   What is the meaning of life?

-when thestreets are empty and the moon is shining and nobody is awake and its chilly,but your alone and maybe the wind is blowing through the grass, or whatever.

97.   Do you like horror movies?

-fuck nah

98.   Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?

-I signedup for Netflix and didn’t tell her.

99.   Do you feel lucky or special in a way?

-I amspecial

100. Can you keep a secret?

-ya justmake sure u tell me its important.