#I NEED HIM SO BAAADDDDD
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bigidiotenergytm · 2 months ago
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he arrived a bit later then the rest but he finally found him (after looking EVERYWHERE haha
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now.... why was he lookin everywhere for him huh????? 🤨🏳️‍🌈??????
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oh-gh0st · 2 years ago
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nevadancitizen · 1 year ago
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just finished the honest hearts dlc and to be honest i need joshua graham so fucking baaaddddd like please tell me he’s wearing those tight ass jeans and them snakeskin boots for the right reason (the gay reason) i don’t even care if he tries to convert me i know the dick is absolutely horrid because it’s burnt to hell but i still want him
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arirants · 7 months ago
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GUYS I'M OVULATING SO FUCKING HARD RN AND I WANT THIS MAN SO BADLY LIKE I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE I'LL DIE IF I DONT GET A TASTE OF HIM WHICH MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE LIKE UGHHHH ITS ACHING SO BAD 😩😩😩😩😩 why do I turn into an ANIMAL on my ovulation week and my tiktok fyp is full of HIM I CANT Y'ALL UGHH I NEED HIM SO SO SO BAAADDDDD GOT ME PURRING AND SHIT-
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jayparked · 1 month ago
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thinking of messy makeup sex w jay 🤤 he made u jealous (on accident) so u decided to make him jealous (on purpose) so then he fucks the attitude out of reader :33
UGH I WANNA READ A FIC LIKE THIS SO BAAADDDDD i need more brat tamer jay fics like it's not even funny he's the perfect brat tamer (i will be providing the community with proper brat tamer jay fics dw)
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mekaiimemay · 4 months ago
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I need him SO BAAADDDDD GIVE HIM TO ME NEOWWWW
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Fuck you, fills your DR! Morro with headcanons
Things I didn't write:
He ripped the sleeves off for 1. Makeshift bandages once the skin started growing and 2. For foot coverings before he found shoes
The skin is sort of a thin layer. It gets damaged easily, and it's very thin. If he gets cut, the blood would be like a spectral green goop
Since he is very much flesh and bones now, water doesn't poof him nor send him back into what should be the dispersed departed realm
He used to be very proud of dying in his green gi. Now, he's glad he has excuses to cover it up.
I think he's been dead for longer than he was alive, and now struggles identifying the bodies needs (hunger, sleep, etc.) And believes he can go on without sleeping MUCH LONGER than he really can
Turns out, hair dye gets transmuted into your body when you die! Who knew (IT WON'T COME OFF NO MATTER WHAT, SOMEONE HELP HIM)
Didn't really work out how the departed realm would work (if it even works after being probably relocated and dispersed) but something something, he manages to obtain a partial body and is free to cause mayhem (I don't think he wants to)
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otherpeoplesheartachept-2 · 3 years ago
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Nightman (T) chapter 2/2 1k
Summary: Simon’s come up with a brilliant song, but Penny and Agatha refuse to perform it for a musical assignment. Perhaps Simon’s roommate/enemy/boy who inspired the song can help his musical dreams come true.
Or, a cracky fic where Simon writes the nightman song from It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia. Inspired by @facewithoutheart​‘s post
Read 2nd chapter below or the complete fic on ao3
LIVING IN A WORLD OF DARKNESS
The betrayal stings, I won’t lie. Penny and Agatha just don’t understand me. And now I’m left without a group, and a song that apparently sucks… I really thought it was good.
I’ve been mopping in my room with the curtains drawn and the lights off. I snuck up a school keyboard and have been messing around with it, trying to think of a new song I can perform by myself, but my mind keeps wandering back to my first song. And to last month when Agatha broke up with me, and Baz’s mother, and Baz. I still don’t know where he was all those weeks, why he wasn’t here. I should know what he’s been up to, I should know what he’s doing at all times. Especially now that we’re on a truce; he should be telling me things. This dark ugly feeling twists up inside of me when I remember come summer, I'll be back to never knowing where Baz is or what he's doing.
I try to push it out of my mind. (It doesn’t work.)
“They took you Nightman and you don’t belong to them,” I sing sadly, trying out different chord progressions. “You left me in a world of darkness. And I miss you, Nightman, so baaaddddd.”
I slam the keys–it’s all shit! I’m never gonna finish the project in time.
Just as I bury myself deeper into my blankets I hear the door creek open.
“Snow?” Baz asks, stepping into the room.
I just grumble from my bed, still hidden in blankets.
“What’s with the keyboard, and the… darkness?” he asks. If I didn’t know better I’d think he was concerned. But Baz doesn’t care about me, so that wouldn’t make any sense.
“What are you doing here?” I ask, avoiding his questions. “Thought you had a violin lesson.” I peak my head out from my blankets and see he’s holding his violin case at his side.
“Ended early,” he says, placing the instrument on his bed. “I need to catch up on Ms. Lyra’s song assignment.”
Baz has never had to catch up on anything; he’s always ahead in all his classes. Where was he? What could he possibly have been doing that would keep him from his education?
“Welcome to the club,” I say with sarcastic cheer.
“What happened with Bunce and Wellbelove?” he must know, he was in the classroom when they asked Ms. Lyra to switch groups.
“They kicked me out of their group and said my song was terrible... maybe it is,” I sigh, flopping back onto my mattress, “maybe I’ll fail this class, and every class, and then I’ll die fighting The Humdrum so no one will really care about my marks anyway.”
A tense silence follows my outburst.
“Right, that’s enough pessimism,” Baz declares, moving to my side of the room and pushing open the curtains.
The light makes me wince.
“Come on, Snow. I can’t have you dying of melancholy before I have my chance to kill you.”
I push myself up to argue with him, but the soft orange light shining on Baz’s face catches my attention. He looks so beautiful in this moment. His hair falling softly around his face, grey eyes tired but mesmerizing. His pale skin looks so soft in the glow of afternoon sun–I wonder, maybe for the first time, what it would be like to touch him with gentleness instead of violence.
That's not true though, I've had thoughts like this before, but I've never let them surface. I can't like Baz–he's evil, a dark creature. But standing here like this it's hard to believe that. It’s like, maybe we don’t have to fight. We already have a temporary truce, he’s trying to help me out of my current sad state, maybe we could make it permanent. Maybe instead of a Nightman he's, he's
“What is going on… up here,” I point to my head, a new song idea rushing in with this revelation.
“I never know, Snow,” Baz responds.
“Here, I’ve got it! We could join forces!” I exclaim, finding the chords I need for this new, better song.
“Okay,” Baz says tentatively.
“Dayman!” I sing the first word confidently.
“Dayman?”
 “Fighter of the Nightman! / champion of the…”
“Sun,” Baz provides, following my melody. It’s brilliant.
“He’s a master of spellwork and friendship…?”
“Yeah,” Baz encourages me, tapping his foot to my rhythm. “Friendship for everyone,” he adds on.
I love it.
“Dayman!” we sing together, then Baz adds a little ah ahh aah that fits beautifully.
“Fighter of the Nightman / ah ahh aah / champion of the sun! / ah ahh aah / he’s a master of spell work and friendship for everyone.”
“Dayman!” I start the verse again, but Baz has pulled out his violin.
“Fighter of the Nightman!” I continue. Baz compliments my voice with a lovely harmony on his violin. And he plays the notes for his ah ahh aah on his strings.
“Champion of the sun,” I sing, lost in the sight of Baz playing his instrument. He stands tall with his eyes closed, feeling the music. He looks so at peace when he plays.
“He’s a master of spellwork and friendship for everyone,” my voice goes quiet on the last line, fingers no longer pressing any keys–I’m too focused on Baz. He plays a few final notes, then slowly opens his eyes to look at me.
I’m suddenly filled with this inexplicable emotion. I smile at Baz and he offers me a small smile in return. My heart beats faster, my cheeks warm. I feel so good–in that way only beautiful music can make you feel. I want to hold on to this forever. I want to kiss Baz, for making this wonderful song with me.
Wait, I want to kiss him??
Yeah, I want to kiss Baz.
It’s a new, strange thought, but before I have time to think about it anymore, his cool lips are pressed against mine. I can’t say who started the kiss but I make damn sure to continue it.
The position is a little awkward—him standing and me kneeling on my bed, reaching up for him, but I couldn’t care less. My heart explodes as his soft lips slide over mine. My breath hitches at the light scratch of his stubble against my chin.
I press into him further, desperate to show him how I feel. He hums against my skin, and I’d give up all the music in the whole world just to hear that pleased noise again.
I move to deepen the kiss but lose my balance and have to break the kiss to catch myself from tumbling off the bed.
The moment is gone, but Baz looks at me with something I’m almost brave enough to call love.
I offer a smile and he returns the favor.
“Yeah,” Baz’s smile widens, and I swear the sun shines a little brighter. “Yeah, I think I am.”
Okay. Okay.
“Are you, I-I mean, are you feeling what uh I’m feeling,” I ask, suddenly nervous. 
I look at his lips, wondering if I can kiss him again—if that’s a thing we do now.
“We’re going to do great on this Lyrical Spells assignment.” His grey eyes flick back up to mine.
Baz smirks, and I know I just convinced myself that he’s not evil, but it’s a downright wicked smile.
A freezing chill runs through my body.
“Right, yeah, the uh-” I can barely form a sentence. There’s magic leaking out of my ears. “The assignment… that-that’s exactly what I was thinking! Yep!” Definitely no thoughts about running away with Baz Pitch, building a life with him as my boyfriend, forgetting about the whole World of Mages and the stupid bloody war. No thoughts about spending the rest of my life snogging my arch enemy. That would be insane of me.
“I was also thinking you should kiss me again,” he whispers, stepping closer.
Maybe we’re both a little insane.
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thewritingbasil · 4 years ago
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First time writing and publishing something like this! I hope you enjoy!
Chrome x modern!Reader
* When you find out Chrome goes out to explore on his own and lives outside the village, you worry about who will notice if something goes wrong. Since you’re curious and also love discovering things and can’t sit still in the village for a long time, you tell Chrome about the modern-day buddy-system idea and start joining him on his expeditions.
* He’d love to take you exploring and show all the exciting things he discovered! He’s never had an exploring buddy before, and while Senkuu does appreciate what he finds, Senkuu spends more of his time creating blueprints and solving problems in the lab and using what he has available, not looking for things that will maybe be helpful in the future. That’s why he trusts Chrome and, now, you to have an eye for materials that will help the Kingdom of Science grow
* At first Chrome has a lot to teach you, like how to notice materials, where to walk, and how to keep track of time and your location especially since you need to get used to not having a cell phone.
* But eventually you become a great explorer in your own right and he has a lot of trust in you as his partner. In fact, he ends up trusting you a lot when the buddy system helps out, like when he once experienced a small cave-in or when he needed emergency first aid.
* You also find things he overlooked because you both tend to look in different directions when you’re searching.
* He loves that someone else shares his love of exploring with him. When he used to search alone, it was very isolating and he could get lost in his head while walking. Now, you remind him about food and he’s willing to take slightly greater risks when trying to reach somewhere because he’s got you as an extra pair of hands and eyes and brain.
* The combined haul is also bigger, which he gets super excited about. You both chatter to each other and compare stashes when you’re organizing what you found into different baskets at the end of the day.
* When Senku compliments you both on the materials found, Chrome proudly grins at you.
* Chrome isn’t just an explorer though, he’s a scientist which means he can’t spend all his time exploring with you. He goes to work with Senkuu while you help out elsewhere because, buddy system! You’re not going on your own.
* If you’re also working in another group like crafts or the power group, you go for a period of time without seeing him because you’re working on different projects.
* However! During your trips, you both became used to showing each other your finds and communicating when working in different sections to know how each other is doing
* He also appreciated the conversations you would bring about the modern world and about yourself, and how you were eager to learn about himself and his village. So he gets used to that routine of you being there to converse with.
* Chrome ends up talking with you during breaks about what the each of you are doing and exciting progress reports and how the materials you found are being put to use. Both of you get excited learning that something you’ve found has a cool scientific purpose/property and you invite each other to stop by and watch it in action.
* He loves seeing your eyes light up in amazement as you watch and praise his work.
* When you show him your group’s work, it’s not as science-y but he acknowledges your skill and hard work and he is also a craftsman and not too strong so whether you’re in the crafting group or power group, you still impress him. He’s not shy about praising you and gives you high fives or says “Baaaad!” This also helps him get along with other people in your group since he and they don’t usually interact.
* Obviously, Chrome would take a long time to realize that he’s fallen in love with you. He’s known Ruri for over 3 years and he still hasn’t figured it out.
* But others start noticing that he goes out of his way to get you to show off something. They’d understand if the project was finished, but when it’s a work in progress, it’s not very impressive to show. But you love it every single time because you’re curious and actually enjoy seeing everything put together little by little. Then, when the project is done, you can visualize the components and hard work that was put in to create it.
* And the villagers watch how he gets more talkative when you show interest and ask questions. He brings up inventions from the modern era that you’ve told him about so you both seem to share a mysterious language that they can’t understand. Some of them start shipping you two long before he notices anything.
* During mealtimes, you sometimes eat together. You talk about your next scavenging trip, new places in the village you haven’t explored, new projects, so many things. You both can get pretty sucked in to your conversations, forgetting the food. However you’re usually the one who finally remembers that you’re eating, and you teasingly shove food in his mouth. Your cheeky grin has blood rushing into his face and he is dazed, until he shakes himself out of it and starts to eat again.
* People are watching and nudging each other.
* Soon, Chrome becomes aware of you in a way he hasn’t before. He can’t help but smile every time you make eye contact. He craves the casual way you touch him and makes sure to be within your arms’ reach so you’re more likely to nudge him or grab him to drag him off somewhere in your excitement.
* When you first met him with Senku and Kohaku, you learned that he liked Ruri and never questioned it since. Whenever he talked about her, you could tell she was special to him. You made teasing jokes like forging a hairpin from iron and giving it to her with the line of “the burning fire in my heart for you was so hot I melted the iron with it” and he got flustered and groaned over the dumb line
* Recently, when you made those types of jokes, he felt conflicted. Part of him still got flustered but when he looked at you grinning and thinking you were oh so clever, he started to wonder why you would act like he liked Ruri when, thinking about it, he liked you...wait what?? He didn’t like you!
* Sure he thought you were cool and fun to hang out with and capable but that’s just something he admires and that’s a good friend, right?
* Right, he thought, shaking his head. You were a trusted partner, he didn’t want to kiss you or anything...
* “What?” You looked over your shoulder at him. “You got quiet over there.” You two were spending the late afternoon before dinner organizing your haul and you had just said that the location today was so beautiful Chrome should show it to Ruri once Senku cured her.
* He stared at your slightly parted lips. Did he want to kiss them? He was a man of science. When he collected rocks and plants, he’d grind, combine, set on fire, and experiment to find out how they reacted. Your mouth was kind of pretty, and yeah maybe he did want to see if kissing you was enjoyable.
* Chrome’s hands stopped working and now he was looking at you with unfocused eyes and a furrowed brow. You paused in your sorting and turned fully towards him. “You got a look on your face. Whatcha thinking about?”
* He is totally used to telling you his ideas so without hesitation, he answers before thinking, “What kissing you would feel like.” Then, he realized what he said. “Noooo! Sorry, that’s creepy right?” He zoomed backwards away from you, almost crashing into a table. How could he say that to you, you were one of his best friends!
* “Uhhh...” Chrome closed his eyes and braved himself for a rejection, ready to be kicked out of his hut for the next hour. “It’s not that creepy, I guess?” He heard you say. Were his ears working properly? He cracked an eye open to peek at you. You grinned awkwardly at him, having one side of your mouth quirked up.
* “Science inquiry, right? Question everything.”
* Maybe it was the afternoon sun or him imagining things, but your face looked a little pink. Kind of tempting. Whoa, did he really like you?
* “I need to figure something out.” He looked at you intensely.
* “Let me in on it, I wanna know.” Before, you had been avoiding eye contact out of shyness but now your eyes looked into his, drawing him closer. His footsteps seemed to be drowned out by the drums in his chest. He was getting nervous.
* He stopped a little ways in front of you. Being so close to you was almost making him lose his nerves. Kissing you? That seemed impossible.
* “Come on, Chrome.” You entwined both of your hands with his and pulled him closer until you were sharing the same air.
* You closed your eyes and patiently waited. Still with his heart beating in his ears, he looked at your long lashes, your eyebrows arched expectantly, and your flushed cheeks.
* You were getting nervous standing there and you bet your hands were all sweaty now. “Did you change your mind?” You did tend to grab him and drag him places. This was something he should be able to choose without being pressured. You started to loosen your hands, and he ripped his hands away.
* Before you could get disappointed, you felt those hands suddenly on the sides of your face and your lips met something soft.
* He was kissing you.
* Despite the sudden kiss, he knew enough to not just smash your lips together. It was much more of a firm press, one that had you craving for more even as butterflies exploded in your stomach and fire rushed over your skin. But you didn’t want to push it. You simply adjusted your lips to overlap better onto his and put your hands on his hips to hold him close.
* After a few seconds, Chrome leaned back with an entirely red face. “Baaaddddd,” he breathed. That had been enlightening. And soft. And pleasurable. Okay yeah, you weren’t just a best friend anymore. If it meant you would look at him like this, wide-eyed and giddy and hungry for more, he wanted to keep kissing you.
* Your hands squeezed his hips nervously, fingers a fluttering pressure on his flesh. “Practice for Ruri?” You asked in the small distance between your mouth and his.
* “Not Ruri,” he said distractedly. His eyes were still dazed and drinking in the tempting picture you made. “I want to kiss you.”
* And your mouth curled up into a pleased grin, looking hard to resist. So he didn’t.
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garden-0f-weeden · 6 years ago
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so a guy from high school is buying content from me tomorrow when he gets paid and is apparently gonna spoil tf outta me and start spoiling me every paycheck and give me as much money as he can like all the time and I am living for it!!! I am so fuckin broke and even doing transcription can't make very much! so hopefully he follows through and really does spoil me tomorrow and if so I am about to go ape shit I need this shit in my life so baaaddddd like he basically wanna be my sugar daddy even tho he a year younger than me and if I could just find like 3 of him I could just do nothing but enjoy life and never have to do a stupid job!!!!
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