#I NEED A WOOD WORKER FOR THE DARK MAGICIAN HOLDING ME CAPTIVE TO RELEase MY BODY SO PLEASE SPITE THE EVIL MISTLETOE AND AID ME
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anyone learning to work wood?
asking for a dark magician who has kept me against thine will in the shadowy realm of secrets
#ok to rb#it would save my life#if you did revlog it#bexause then i mivht find a woodwoorker#who will help me in my quest#to get the fuck gone#you know what i mean?#if you dont then i will spell it out for you#I NEED A WOOD WORKER FOR THE DARK MAGICIAN HOLDING ME CAPTIVE TO RELEase MY BODY SO PLEASE SPITE THE EVIL MISTLETOE AND AID ME#IN MY QUEST#IN THIS QUEST#FOR MY SOUL!#Please ....#this is not a prank#im not tugging along tug a tug a choo choo eating my own dust and singing a melody#this is real life#this is real#and im BEGGING YOU#PLEASE#A WOODWORKER#WOUDLNBE#SPELNDID
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