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The Wrong Fake Identity | Twisted Wonderland [pt.7]
part 1 Part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 <part 7>
[The final plan in action]
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You are chilling by Idia’s side just sniffing the scent of catnip that is on him, rubbing your cheeks against him.
Idia on the other hand is fighting his pride and soul as he pretended to be nonchalant about it. His hair occasionally flaring pink at the end. He can’t focus at his game at all and so he decided to just cuddle you as he give up his pride, he hoped you stay like this forever or just never remember any if this for the aake of his sanity.
‘BOOM!!!’
Idia’s room rattled, jolting him awake as he quickly cramble to his monitor, you in tow of course.
“Ortho can you… never mind!” He quickly tap into his keyboard opening up the cctv he set up illegally surrounding the school.
“What the..”
“I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME SHROUD! GIVE THEM NACK OR I HAVE YOUR HEAD OFF!” The red haired man spoke in all authority face red as he was riding a tank like vehicle ?!
“Hiiii! riddle is scary.. and is that.. WHERE THE HECK DID THEY GOT THT?! Dont tell me.. its impossible..”
“Riddle wait, you shouldn’t charge foward without plan like that.” Azul is seen on the steering wheel while trying to make riddle sit back down.
“Goldfish is funner like this, although he is stealing my style, it should be me who mindlessly charging foward.”
“Riddle sit back down its dangerous.” Trey tried to persuade.
Another blast now nearer to where idia reside, he could hear a chariot.
“Hand them back now shroud! Or well hope you like living in sand.” Leona said hanging on the side of the chariot, hand on his staff, accompanied with ruggie.
“BAMMM!!”
Another blast is sound on the opposite side of riddle.
“Bam bam!This vehicle is pretty fun to blast!” Carter having fun with the not so lethal weapon promptly attached to it. “I agree, please let me have a turn at it, it might be fun to blast a certain fire with it.” Jade smirked. Silver is contemplating if this is alright but come to an agreement that you are taken as hostage so of course he needed to be the knight in shining armour and rescue the defenseless you from the clutches of the fire headed shut in who has taken you hostage on top of the tall building of a dorm which is ignihyde. “I will come to save you, y/n..”
Vil then came on a same chariot that is suspiciously similar to those in styx and rook is driving it. “Hand y/n over , oh poor y/n i can’t imagine the state of her under your care, probably a diet of energy drinks and junk food. The thought of it!” The lights are flashing through those they cant go near nor can they attach since idia had set up special defense in his dorm especially his room.
“C’mon idia its not fair to keep her all lock up for you!!” Kalim whined. He is flying in his magic carpet along with jamil. “Kalim please stop moving or we will fall!” Jamil is contemplating that he shouldve taken the over to use the chariots with vil and rook.
“Mr.Shroud enough with this charade, hand over y/n and let it be over. There is a much more dire situation at hand” Crowley shouted into the megaphone, he of course is accompanied by the other staff who is ready in command depending on idia cooperativeness.
“Geez what’s this, i am completely surrounded..you may have tanks and all but nothing can over power my technology, they could try of course. Hahahaha…: come to think off, how did they manage to build this kind of contraption in such a short time. The design is kind of familiar too.. don’t tell me..”
“ORTHO! Its you isn’t?! You are betraying your brother now?!”
“Eurk… im sorry brother.. they held me captureee!!” The poor robot speak.
“No matter, you can fire all you like but none of you could get a scratch on me with that kind of tech, try me hahahaha.”
“Oh the faith of me, to have to be a headmage for these kinds of students, i could feel a headaches coming by.”
“COCKY ARE WE?! We’LL SEE ABOUT THAT!”
“Quite the arrogance you have shroud.“ the king of fae irked as he tried to pry off the shield. The shield did actually bent but it takes much energy.
“I hate technology.” He uttered.
“This is the first time i felt the same way.” Said the old bat.
“Eek.. these op character actually can pry my shield off I need to think of something.”
The two keep trying to pry it open giving an opening for their friends.
✼ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ✼
Meanwhile, the first year (minus one) are tasked with a very important task
A kidnapping mission to be exact
The six of them had been covered top to bottom with the leftover catnip they found.
Tiptoe they go into dorm.
<<Insert spy music>>
Epel freezing every encounter with an alerting students.
Ace and deuce the tweedledee tweedledum occasionally bickering with grim
Jack trying very hard to keep the trio idiots silent, no bickering.
But most of all they are keeping sebek booming voice to echo through the dorm.
Ortho was unavailable since he too is part of the distraction team.
“Hush you all! Look! That is idia room, in sure its locked with whatever bullshit he manage to come up with.” Epel pointed out.
“Ortho any idea how to slip into?” Jack whispered to the watch like communicating device given by Ortho.
“Hmmm.. if you could get me near the panel i could enter the code he usually used.”
“Great now hurry.” Ace pushed them forward impatiently.
“He-hey wait!..”
The rest followed cautiously.
“Ok big brother usually used this..”
‘Beep.. beep… beep..’
“TRINGGGGGGGGG… access denied.. access denied.”
A loud alarm ring coming from the door panel making all six of them cover their ears from the noisy screeching ring.
“Uwahhh!!” Ortho too was shocked.
“Hahahaha.. you i would fall for the basicest trick in the book.. and to think you choose to do the same trick with the catnip, how unoriginal.. too bad it don’t work on me… now Rest . In . Peace !” Idia voice was heard through the intercom shocking the seven of them.
“Damn it as i thought so from my genius brother.”
A panel open for a gun to come out of it.
“TAKE COVER!” Sebek shouted.
"pew pew pew" idia enthustiastically fire the blast.
The stun gun blasts aiming at the first-year students.
“Arghhh!!” Epel was the first victim to fall down.
“Epel! man down! Man down!” deuce shouted.
Epel is stunned unable to move nor speak but the expression on his face is clear, that boy is committing a homicide.
“I summon thee, CAULDRON!”
“I summon thee, CAULDRON!”
“I summon thee, CAULDRON!”
“Hey! Deuce watch it!” Grim growled as one of the cauldron almost landed on his head
“Everyone get behind the cauldron!!.” Deuce frantically said as he prop it up as a shield.
Jack who had retrieved Epel stunned body and hide under the cauldron.
All of them unable to move.
“Plan failed i repeat plan failed!!” Jack shouted to the communication watch.
A square projection of Idia, who is still covered by catnip and you cuddling him suddenly appeared.
“is Is that all you have? A simple trick by the book? To think an op SSR character cannot bring down a genius. Hahahahahha.”
That of course caused an irk on everyone’s face.
“GOD DAMMIT !” Riddle scoffed.
“Heh who said that all, i will swipe that smug face in an instant.” Leona smirked
“Yes, we do have more to it don’t we?” Vil joined in.
“No you are bluffing!” Idia now sweating and uncertain himself.
Of course they are bluffing, they want Idia to falter giving them an opening or some kind.
All that aside we come back to you, and the you who is in Idia’s lap who have been purring deep in the scent of catnip had grown bored. Here you are, in front of many button panels, glowing button panels.
Abandon humanity, cat neurons activated.
You begin to boop each button.
“Hey!! Hey!! Stop!!” Idia is frantically trying to fix whatever you did or touch. You are enjoying the button smash like a game of hit the mole, meanwhile idia is crying internally because the shield that he built and the weapons are all glitching.
“Hey hey!!”
“ a miracle cat~” floyd shouted.
All of them are to witness your chaotic nature that prey upon those shiney buttons.
“Go y/n!! SMASH EM BUTTON!” Ace and deuce cheered.
“ thats my henchman!! Smash em button!”
“Go y/n!”
The first year all cheer.
“Thats it good cat, press all of the light up button!” Crewel whom had stolen the megaphone from Crowley.
“No stop..”
“NOOOOOO!!”
The machines circuited, all the defense and offense dead on spot, rendering idia defenseless.
You unaware of whatever had happened stay in his lap as he slumped.
“You.. youu!!”
He turned you around trying to lecture you.
“Hmm?”
But a look of your face with the cute cat ears, he was steaming red not from his anger but from the butterflies in his stomach.
“Darn it..” he then went back to hugging you. At least he will be caught dead cuddling you not alone.
“You are cornered now, Shroud!” Leona shout could be heard from outside.
“ bust the door down jack!” Riddle whom hd just arrived in front of the door shouted
‘BAM! BAM! BAM!’
The door is slowly breaking open. Footsteps could be heard coming in front of the door.
Once the door bust open all of the people surrounding was pouring inside the room.
“Now time to give them back.”
“Huuu..” idia sulked.
“Im sorry brother..”
“No way no way no way!!” He said hugging you tightly as if you are plushie.
“Stop being a kid! Now!”
“Arghh!”
‘Pooff’
A purple-pink cloud spout and enveloped the room before another chaos could begun.
“Uwahhhh!! What is this?!”
‘Cough, cough!’
“Don’t breathe the smoke!”
Now the students spilled outside of the room leaving the clouded room.
Idia is in wonder, why had you become so … light? “ huh??”
Once they were all outside and their sight restored they are in wonder, question marks could be seen in their face.
Because the figure in idia’s arm is no longer you.. it is you, but not in your figure..
You had turned into a cute cat.
“Nyaan~”
They could do nothing but stare a gape.
“A..AAAA”
“SHE TURNED….” Grim shouted
“INTO…” ortho continued
“A CAT?!” All of them screamed in panic.
“Move out of the way, out of the way!” Crewel shoved the poor unfortunate students standing in his way, as he went to pick up your furry figure, shoving Idia too in process.
He held up a bottle of blue liquid, cradling you in his arm like a baby, “bow drink this.” He tip the bottle slowly, making you drink with your new mouth.
“Ohh strawberry flavour, no wait blue berry? No wait cotton candy?” You enjoyed as you drink all of them.
“HEADMASTER HEADMASTER!” A student ran up to the crowd
“What? im quite busy here.. “
“The inspector has arrived.” The student pants.
“WHATTT?!!”
“HURRYY HURRYY!! oh the headaches!" Crowley complained.
✼ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ✼
In the end you are in disguise as crewel pet when the inspector come, even though the dorm leaders protested claiming they could be the house pet of their dorm, but of course these caused another fight so crewel strictly rebutted these appeal and make you his personal pet.
Of course the inspector did some questioning, trying to find fault within the faculty.
“Mr. Crewel, i had thought you are more of a dog person than a cat.”
“And?”
“It do come quite strange, based on this report the number of students here and the one present did not match could it be?”
“What a baseless accusation is this, what can’t a man love both dogs and cats? Off with you, you are making my baby scared.” He pet your head
“Ah.. alright..”
✼ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ✼
The day has finally over and you too return back to normal, crewel is insisting upon adopting you at least for your own protection, the dorm come to decide that you need to spend a certain amount of time in each dorm wearing their dorm uniform, since they said you look perfect in it, and you being you cannot found the heart to refuse them.
And so it becomes your routine to spend a week in each dorm, sometimes they insisted that you stay in that dorm for the night too. Every one is pleased and happy unless of course some dorm whom tried to take you when it isn’t their turn and hence a chaotic fight begins once again.
Oh the stress and headache you put Crowley into, not that he doesn’t deserve it.
Through and through you just enjoy their chaotic nature and their company, there isn’t a single day that bores you with them around.
✼ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ✼
Far away opposite of the island where NRC resides the students of the royal sword academy had gotten words about the cruel treatment of the headmaster to the precious students y/n, you. And hence with the acknowledgement of their headmaster they had made a plan to rescue abduct the poor you away from the nasty claw of those evil villains.
But that is a story for another time.
[ Words 2280]
>> The End<<
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╔ A/N
im sorry for the delay in the last chapter, i had a major writer block, i am not satisfied with the script that i've done and hence i kept reversing and changing it. Thank you for waiting this long,
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june 14, 2019 | five years ago today
taylor liked several fan’s tumblr posts about ‘you need to calm down’:
— “taylor right now:
FUCK YOUR CANCEL CULTURE! FUCK YOUR TEARING WOMEN DOWN! FUCK YOUR HOMOPHOBIA! FUCK YOU! IT'S 7AM! [megaphone reaction]”
— “CANCELLED CANCEL CULTURE. CANCELLED HOMOPHOBIA. CANCELLED SEXISM. CANCELLED BEING TOO LOUD AT EARLY TIMES.”
— “you could be glaaaaAAAAAAAD [chef’s kiss emoji]”
— “snakes + stones: never broke my bones
shade: never made anybody less gay !!”
— “when i tell yall im gonna play this song for every single person i see tomorrow im dead serious like im gonna blast this at lunch at work evERYONE IS GONNA HEAR TAYLOR SAY CAUSE SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY EVERY SINGLE PERSON WILL LISTEN TO THAT LINE TOMORROW”
— “why are you mad when you could be GLAAD 🌈”
#june 14 2019#june 14#2019#you need to calm down#tumblr likes#tumblr#taylor’s likes#gaylor throwbacks#gaylor#gaylor swift#lgbetty
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The Reinstatement
Dedicated to @cassowariess and @thesoftboiledegg. Loving you guys muchly for the inspiration <33
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Adult Swim woke up with a start this morning, sweat dripping down its face. Just another nightmare, it told itself, shaking its head as it stood up. Ever since they had cut off Justin Roiland from their work, they had been fearing every waking moment.
But it did not know that today was unlike any other.
The Redditors, ever since they heard the news about Justin, have been in outrage towards Adult Swim. They post and tweet daily in his defence, but their cries go unheard by the company's cruel, cold professionalism. Until now.
Today, a line of Dude-Bro Brothers stood in front of the Adult Swim headquarters. They held up picket signs and chanted together. "We want Justin!" One of the signs read. "Release the Roiland Cut!" They all chanted in a voice-cracking register. But alas, their pleas went unheard. Even as they sobbed to Get Schwifty playing in the background, they were cruelly disregarded at every turn. Even as they performed the Rick Dance from the season 1 finale, they were shunned by the cruel heel of Adult Swim's boots. It looked into the eyes of a child holding up a Solar Opposites sign with "never again" plastered over the face of Korvo, and spat on the ground.
Justin sat across the street, watching the whole thing play out. He was drinking a Bailey's coffee in his oversized sweatshirt. He hated being seen in public like this. Even when he had ordered his usual, the man behind the counter frowned at him.
"It will be okay," he reassured reassuringly. "They have to take you back eventually!"
"I-I don't think th-that I even w-want that," Justin stammered, awkwardly playing with his mug. "Maybe they're better off w-without m-me..." he mumbled, tearing up as he walked to his usual seat at a booth near the window.
When he saw the picket line today, he could scarcely believe his eyes. He wiped away tears, because there was no way, no chance that it would do anything. And these good Redditors people were wasting their time.
It was then when an electronic car came speeding around the corner, pulling into the centre of the picket line and blasting "Rick and Morty" by Soulja Boy on the speakers. The entire crowd cheered. Out of the car stepped out none other than Elon Musk.
He pulled out a bluetooth megaphone and stood on top of his car. "ADULT SWIM!!!!" he yelled. "YOU NEED TO REINSTATE JUSTIN ROILAND IMMEDIATELY! I COMMAND YOU!"
The Redditors all start chanting "Justice for Justin! Justice for Justin!" over and over. Justin can just hear the chanting from the coffee shop he drinks at across the street and he comes running out in a huff. They cheer his arrived, Elon letting him stand on top of the car with him. They hold hands as the chanting continues until finally, out the door walks a figure dressed in black and hunched over.
It's Dan Harmon, with his face covered in tears. He's booed as he steps out onto the street among the picketers and he looks up at Justin and Elon on the car.
Justin jumps off the car, landing in front of dAn Harmon elegantly, facing the man finally.
Suddenly, Dan falls to his knees, broken and sobbing messily.
Justin's heart pangs, but he stares down coldly to hide his feelings.
"PLEASE!" Dan cries out, "Please! Come back! The show has never been the same without you in it!" he lowers his head. "I miss you on set. I'm so sorry for what I did and I need you to stand by me as we fix this - together!"
Justin sighs, kneeling to level with the level that Dan is at. He shakes hius head.
Dan looks at him widely eyed. "W-what do you say? Like old times?"
"Oh, Dan," Justin begins, warmly, "I just wanted to hear you say the word."
His co-creator grins brightly. "S-so you'll come back? And you forgive me?"
"In my heart, I've never left." But then Justin thinks. "But if you're looking for my forgiveness, then I can't. Not ever."
Dan wails, curling up into an inconsolable ball and sobbing into the sidewalk.
Justin stands triumphantly, returning to stand on top of the car with Elon. All the Redditors look at him, awaiting his words and hushing each other.
"I'M BACK BABEYYYYY!" he screams in elation and joy. "REGULAR RICKKK!!!!! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB SZECHUAN SAUCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
The crowd erupts in cheer and everyone claps.
Adult Swim's anger causes an earthquake which shakes the entire building, making it collapse and leaving the voice boxes of Ian Cardoni and Harry Belden completely ruined, irreparably. . The Redditors are left unharmed, and they celebrate with tears and mensa tests.
He is back. The king on his throne.
Elon grabs Justin's hand, taking the voice actor by surprise. They look into each other's eyes.
"I knew you could do it," the muskrat whispers, between only the two of them.
Justin released a breath he didn't know he was holding. "I didn't know you knew that," he explained.
"Well, good to know that one of us knows things," Elon quipped.
And the two kiss on top of the tesla in the shadow of the Adult Swim headquarter rubble, their tongues battling for dominance.
#satire#justin roiland anti#justin roiland#dan harmon#adult swim#ian cardoni#harry belden#rick and morty#rick n morty#r&m#rnm#ram#rick sanchez#rick c 137#rick c137#rick#the author has some regrets
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5, 6, 17, 23, 26 but i wanna know all about everything actually so if you get multiples and want to switch any of these for a different one ofc feel free (except for 17 that one has to stay put bc i need to hear about giulietta karaoke)❣️
heheheh well the coffee date deal is on & today is new moon so lets manifest mwah mwah!!! and surprisingly i didnt get those so no duplicates lets enjoy 💋♥️ 5. Song that needs to be played LOUD... okay first song that came on my mind was.... glad you came by the wanted but let me explain let me explain okay... You know how they repeat the word from the line before (turn the light out now / NOW ill take u by the hand / HAND you another drink / DRINK it if u can / CAN u spend a little time / TIME is slipping away / AWAY from us so stay / STAY with me so i can make / MAKE U GLAD YOU CAMEEEE) well.. i simply think i need to play it loud and say the words OBNOXIOUSLY clear and LOUD. which is a prompt. 6. Song that makes you want to dance... Oh im a dancer at heart im like an annoying male peacock of some sorts. Lately my before shower dance playlist consists of s&m - rihanna, put my hands on you - dean and una noche en medellin - cris mj. But i really am easy everything makes me dance i did zumba it is what it is. BUT i gotta say like maya berović and buba and jala era reminds me of turning 18 and dancing until my feet were numb. i was KNOWN as the girl that loves to dance and i rmr at one of those bday parties the DJ from the booth saw me from the top and asked the birthday girl for my number KJVDFSNVKS like im not joking i was crazy back then but still a nun. Duality... YAWN.
17. Song WE would sing as a duet on karaoke... in giulietta naturally of course. I mean ana you were good and serious about it but me i am a jester and how can i NOT say ljubav by devito and nikolija? how can i NOT say loš sam ti ja, like we are not singing about lino and jeonghan? I think we could sing a plethora of songs like we could do kao kokain too. Just two guys...... Chilling...... 23. Song that you think everybody should listen to... I dont know why but first person that came on my mind was amira medunjanin. My favorite forever and always is što te nema. I think her voice could bring people to life so I am blasting it through my huge imaginary megaphone 26. Song that makes you want to fall in love... I have few. I always said that her - majid jordan is MY love song even though the lyrics a bit HEH but i love love the start i got her in the palm of my hand, she knows i love her. Movement - hozier (when you move im moved... Killing myself). Gills - thornapple. TO YOU - seventeen... oh so so many truly! s&m by riha-
#This was A LOTT but i hope you enjoy reading this because i had so much fun answering them all... kisses to you and sleepy time for meeee#ask game
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my shy ass debating on whether to rp at all bc it looks fun but AAAA INTERACTING SO MUCH /lh
but while i think on it, i’m going to throw more slightly (very) self indulgent nightmare x reader at you like a kid throwing snowballs at a friend in the winter! yugioh anon btw >w<
tw: mentions of violent home life!! nightmare of said events! nightmare himself comforting you bout it in his strange ways! comfort basically i’m sucker for it
A cacophony of screeches to coherent curses. A megaphone to your thoughts, blasting hysteric words that cause you to slam your hands over your ears. It somehow strengthens what you hear while giving it a muffled tone. Pillows and blankets yield the same result. There will be no quiet until you escape. Until you can sprint far past the place you stay and find a home. You’re still huddled around your blankets, shaking but tears refuse to fall. Not even your body will let you release your stress.
One scream of alarm leaves your mouth as a that horrible door flings shut with a bang. Still in a bed, your eyes begin adjusting to the darkness. It’s a bed, yes, but not your childhood one. A relieved sigh escapes your trembling lips. Your voice wavers as it cracks and whines while you start sobbing into your hands. Light fills the room as your door creaks open, but you can’t lift your head to see what opened it. A part of you fears it’ll be them. The other part is too exhausted to confront anything, only able to experience the physical strain of your mental torment.
Goop. What touches your shoulder feels goopy but it doesn’t ooze down your arm. The texture is much too consistent to pull off. As you’re gasping for air through your neverending stream of tears, it rubs circles onto your shoulder. Your former weariness escalates into a need to fall back against the pillows as you did before your memories resurfaced. Curiousity keeps your eyes open as you look up to see Nightmare frowning at you. His eye shows sorrowful understanding as he stills his tentacle.
Clearing your throat and rubbing your eyes, you mumble, “You know, don’t you. Why I yelled like that, I mean.”
“I’m aware of your suffering. Even before your call, I felt a great gain in negativity. No other allows me to feed upon that amount of dread. Many force it down to hide it, though they’re aware how observant I am.” He admits, finally pulling back the slimy tentacle.
“But what reason was there to comfort me? Negative feelings help you, right?” You ask, thoughts stuck on how it’d only burden him to make you feel better. His expression becomes stern as he squints at you.
“Despite what most will tell you, I’m not so beastly I let someone who does me no wrong relive trauma. Your past cannot be mended, but you are not there anymore. No one will ever be given the chance to inflict that agony onto you again. Your discomfort is no weight I cannot handle. As you already seem to have gathered, I benefit from it. Neither of us lose when I extend a hand to your troubled self.”
Tears prick your eyes again as verbal confirmation that he’d protect you lowers your guard once more. You wrap your arms around him and feel him tense up. Time passes as you cry into his chest, mumbling about your hardships. He brings a hand to your back and squeezes you against him for a moment, then both of you pull back. A tired, but genuine, smile creeps across your face as you thank him. He nods, but you don’t miss the teal coloration spreading over his face. You don’t tease him about it, instead choosing to cuddle up to a pillow and fall back into your restful state with the new knowledge that you had someone to reach for you when you relive your darkest times.
YUGIOH ANON PULLED UP 😍
ATTENTION EVERYBODY! GO READ THIS RN!!
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What I really need to happen is for some racist dude to show up at a high school shouting antisemitism stuff, only to get very loudly interrupted by the marching band rolling out in parade block just blasting random notes
Not even a song, just random ahh notes that are also horrible to listen to (Like D# or high high E)
Or, some anti-lgbtq person to show up with all the signs and followers and megaphones, and get drowned out by the marching band playing the gayest song they have in their inventory.
and in the background pit and drum line are having the time of their lives hitting the biggest and heaviest things they have (bonus points if there’s multiple bass drums or gongs and they are all hit at once)
#dark raven feathers#Celebrating the sprit of Purem by using a marching band as a silly noisemaker#marching bands#concert and marching band
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Hikari Naegi DR3 Design
UDG OC Hikari Naegi in her new her dr3 design, Clothes and gear made from the latest Future Foundation tech. All thx to Togami, with some help of her training from Toko( genecider syo)
I will do a couple of more parts of this for you all to see the gear better, Let me know what ya think and if you had a suggestion to add to her design I'm all ears.
I was inspired by the old beta pics of action Komaru and I thought that Kari can be this in DR3
Here is the pic for refence -> i.redd.it/zuee8urq83y31.jpg /
This one below is for her personality and expressions not including hair cut
static.wikia.nocookie.net/dang…
She has red scrunchies, tech goggles to help her during her fights, red jacket, black undershirt, gadget belt to hold her megaphone and other gadgets( and her phone), black shorts with long black stockings( its not show in this but I forgot to enable them lol) and black tech boots.
Future Foundation watch, she can use this to activate her outfit( think girl transformation or quick sailormoon style troupe, also can be use as a map, phone, activate auto shield or she can do it herself just gotta do a certain move to trigger it. was going for stuff like batman or other heroes use in comics or shows back in the day. Also needs to charge each day.
A cute new backpack, a cat pack that can carry other items, snacks, etc lol.
High tech Boots, helps give her fast speed during her battles, high jump, run along walls, and if she wants to kick a momokuma in the face they can help make a good dent in its face. But not too strong to send flying into building or destroy on impact.
refence here - danganronpa.fandom.com/wiki/Fi… High tech gloves, helps out in a melee with enemies, can small but impactful energy blast, can be use to tase enemies close range, helps keep megaphone recharged to have infinite bullets.
OC Hikari Naegi -> ( ヒカリ ) ( 苗偽 ) she is the younger sister of Makoto Naegi in a different universe.
Some Fanfiction Art for my fanfic Danganronpa Ultra Despair Girls AU Hikari Naegi
This art was made with Koikatsu
Mod showcase scene was borrowed from the koikatsu discord and pixiv scene sharing pages, credit goes to the original creator.
WARNING its a nsfw Japanese game but I make non lewd art with it public platforms that's rated E for everyone.
#ultra despair girls#danganronpa#danganronpa 3#danganronpa ultra despair girls au hikari naegi#hikari naegi#fanfiction#koikatsu#battlesuit#original character#cute tomboys rule#alternate universe#3d artwork
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No way out: Part 3
Maya? How much longer does the upload have to go?
According to your monitor, it’s about 60% finished.
Which means we have about…10 minutes left before it’s completion.
Did you end up getting the hard drive back from those kids?
I have the wire. Kaede still has the box. Kuripa’s gone after her, but I was able to detain Shuichi. I’m on my way back-
Huh!?
*WHOOSH!*
HIYAGH!
*WHAM!*
DAGH!
Rantaro!?
*Mii-Yu uses her rocket boosters to fly Shuichi in. He leaps off her back and drop kicks Rantaro into a wall.
Sorry Maya…I’ll get back to you.
*He cuts off comms and crawls to his feet.
Mii-Yu! Fall back!
Yes!
*Mii-Yu flies away.
You sure that was a good idea? You lost your only backup.
I don’t need backup against you Rantaro. And there’s no way I’m risking you doing…WHATEVER it is you did earlier.
I’m gonna get to the bottom of your connection to her, and if I end up finding something I don’t like, you’re gonna be sorry.
Believe me…I’m already sorry enough that I made the crucial mistake of calling you here.
You did bring me a VERY interesting present though. Even if you don’t comply, maybe M11-YU will be useful here?
But she doesn’t want to be controlled by you!
It’s not a complex AI Shuichi! It doesn’t know up from down unless you tell it!
Yeah! That’s what a learning computer is! And I’m sick of hearing you treat her as anything less than a human!
It’s NOT a HUMAN!
SHE is a person! Not a tool! Sorry old friend, but I’m ending this right now! Hand me the wire, or I slap you in cuffs!
…You certainly are far more confident than I remember you being. I’m actually kind of proud of you.
What changed Shuichi?
Well…up until now, I thought the Killing Game had matured me…
But you went through two of them and it clearly didn’t mature YOU!
*WHAM!*
GAH!
*Rantaro is unprepared when Shuichi suddenly socks him round the face and hits his head into the wall behind him.
Hrgh…!
…!?
*PEW!*
*As Shuichi presses Rantaro to the wall, he swiftly moves his head out of the way as Rantaro points his gun and fires at point blank range.
HRGH!
*PEW!* *PEW!*
…!
Ah!?
*Shuichi tries to fire back, but Rantaro grabs him by the wrist and somersaults over him! With the wire firmly in his hands, he starts making a run for it!
Hah!
*BOOM!* *BOOM!*
…!
*PEW!* *CLACK!*
GAH!? WAAGH!
Tch!
*Rantaro uses his megaphone device to launch himself up a wall. He gets a fair distance, until Shuichi fires a carefully aimed shot and blasts the device, breaking it before Rantaro can use it again. Just narrow of the platform, Rantaro is just able to grab the edge of it and heave himself up before he plummets.
…!
…!
*He looks back at Shuichi once more before he clambers to his feet and starts running. Shuichi rushes after him.
DAGH! DRUGH! DOOGH! DAAGH!
HRAGH! GACHG! NGGHA! RYAGH!
*CLINK!* *CLASH!* *SMASH!* *CLANG!*
*As the fight on the lower floors continues, both Kaede and Kuripa’s blows start to get more enraged and more violent.
RWUUGH!
HRRGH! DAGAGH!
UUGH! GRRGH!
KRGH!
WAAAHAGH!
*SLLAAAM!!*
OOOOFF!
*Kuripa clashes weapons with Kaede, and forces her arms to the ground. With her defences lowered, he delivers a nasty elbow to her face, knocking her back. Kaede swiftly recovers and thrusts her spear towards him. Unfortunately, Kuripa moves out of the way of the attack, grabs her by the torso, lifts her up and flips her over in the air, slamming her down on her back.
CHRYAGH!
HEEGH!
*CLASH!*
Grr…! TAH!
EH!?
*While she’s on the ground, Kuripa brings his blade down on her, which she raises her spear to block. Kaede thinks quickly though. She stops blocking and slides out of the way, causing Kuripa’s blade to hit the ground next to her. In a single swift motion, she throws her spear, and rolls back over to her original position, pinning Kuripa’s hand to the ground with her arm.
*WHOOOSH!*
GAH!?
GUHUP!
*Kuripa notices at the last second as the spear flies back around, soaring straight at him while he’s stuck. Thinking fast, he delivers a hefty kick to Kaede and knocks her back, jumping backwards to avoid being skewered. The spear flies back to Kaede’s hand as it misses it’s target.
That all you got!?
You’re the one out of breath kid…
I’m also the one who has the hard drive. I thought you wanted this thing.
…Don’t make it harder for me to resist the urge to kill you…!
*pant!* *pant!* *pant…* *pant…*
*Rantaro continues running, aiming to make it back to the download room before Shuichi can catch him.
*PEW!*
GOOGH!
Going somewhere…!?
*Rantaro frantically looks around for an escape route, but somehow fails to spot Shuichi catch up to him. Shuichi aims and shoots an electric bullet straight into Rantaro’s shoulder.
GRGH!
*PEW!*
!!?
*Rantaro tries to run for the door, but Shuichi thinks one step ahead. He aims and shoots the button to the door, slamming it shut before Rantaro can run through it.
TURN AND FIGHT ME YOU COWARD!
GRRGGHH!
*PEW!* *PEW!* *PEW!* *PEW!* *PEW!*
HAH!
*WHAM!*
GRGH! RAGH!
*SMACK!*
OHUGH!
*Left with no other option, Rantaro cocks his gun, turns around, and charges at Shuichi. They both start firing at each other, and then start throwing punches when they get close enough!
Hyagh!
KRGH!
WOAH!
DAAGH!
*SLAM!*
GUUHUGH!
*Rantaro lunges at Shuichi, holding his gun with both hands and attempting to whack Shuichi around the head with the barrel. Shuichi retaliates however; he grabs Rantaro’s wrists and flips him over him, slamming him to the ground.
Ngh…Huh?
DRRAAAGGH!
*WHAM!*
DOOOOAHH!
*Rantaro quickly scrambles to his feet, but only does so in time to see Shuichi charge at him with his head lowered. Shuichi tackles Rantaro and sends the both of them flying over the balcony. The clatter and roll along the ground.
GRRGH…
Hoo…
Thank you Tenko…!
*Rantaro winces in pain, while Shuichi gets to his feet and goes in for another round.
#danganronpa survivor#danganronpa#danganronpa v3#drv3#oc#hyper danganronpa h2o#hdrh2o#danganronpa new world order#drnwo#shuichi saihara#kaede akamatsu#miiyu#m11-yu#kuripa kurafto#rantaro amami#maya canzanilla#the monster in me arc
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@wolfpackmuses cont.
"Hah, finding time to relax is easy-peazy. You just ignore everything and taaaake a nap. When was your last vacay, any-way?" When it came to having a good time (not a long time) never really took the Kong prince much to settle in and add his vibe to the scene's vapors. Granted, a long time spent in the springs was usually not a possibility given the confines of how fur was so frustratingly insulating at times; nice if he wanted to go lord over club penguin for the day, but otherwise not a fair fit for their tropical kingdom. The fact that the sky was still weeping cooling tears onto the heated pool helped made the Kong feel a little bit better, and he flexed his shoulders upwards to accept the brisk offering from the canopy when some creature or another passed by overhead to dump more than a few droplets onto them as it hopped by from some unknown heights, which earned a smile plastered firm to the corner of his lips as he felt the heat to his core sink to Goldilocks zone again.
"Heh. Struggling, Fido?" He muses, noticing how the wolf's tongue escapes him again. Maybe he was lucky when it came to fur seeing as he actually had a few naked spots on his skin for airing, but the wolf didn't seem to have such luxury. Unless he decided to shave a few spots of course. "Gotta get lucky and hope for some wind up top to knock some leaf puddles on your head!" Though in normal circumstances, being suddenly drenched from a flying squirrel's mistakes seemed like more of an unlucky matter. The stupid little dizzy thought made him chuckle as he once again surrendered to saying just about anything and everything that came to mind. Though by now he could probably graduate from 'saying' to 'slurring'.
"Get lucky, get luuuucky! Up all nigh to GET LUCKY-" Cupping his hands around his mouth like a megaphone, he aimed the blast up and waited.
Then when a resounding, but distant 'WHOOP' sounded along with a shouted, but muffled response of 'alllllllllllniiiiiiiiiiight!!' DK snorts and side eyes the wolf.
"...an to thinkkkk...the humans gotta use weird technical mag to jus do that. Uh-...I think 'uigi called it...tweeting? Eitherrr way, our way's better!" And louder. And a bit more lost in translation, but hey. Surprises were fun. Most of the time...
Now situated in his fallen stupor - half straddling his guest in the pool and weighing the other's once floating legs down as he proceeded to squint at the other's rosy hue that seemed to only make it out thanks to the harsh class between red and white. "Weeell-...what kinda bounties were those? I mean if there's no story about it, did it even happ?" Basically, pics or it didn't happen bro. Though why the 'bounty' hunter was in town, he couldn't be sure. Had Dad called him? Seemed unlikely. If there was something out in jungle that needed beating up, DK was like - the kingdom's first layer of defense to call and usually the last.
"Heh, beats me. Maybe you'reeee just here on account'ah he wants to scare me sober?" He wouldn't put it past Cranky either...the old bastard. "-or - or...!" A tad more excitable after the partial rejuvenation via the rainfall, DK claps his hands on each of the wolf's shoulders and used them to help lift himself up slightly to feel more of the cooler air. "-maybe he'ssss...gonna train an ASS-a-sin fer our kingdom...that'd be sweeeeeeet- aw fuck. Why's it not mee? IT COULDA BEEN MEE-" Lip pursing at the perceived injustice, DK sighs into a slight slump, resting his weight back into his hackles where the wolf's paws rested.
"Nobody's gonna tell ME I wouldn' be the bes ass-'sin." Just like no one's gonna tell him he's going to slurr himself into a situation if he wasn't careful; but she was not there...dead and buried next to self-respect. "Heh, your...hand?" He's curious, rocking back into one while he leans sideways to retrieve the other from the water and bring it over to his head for a quick inspection. Yep, just as he thought. With one finger, he ... pokes dark little toe bean. "Boop! I knew I felt some beans back there...watcha gonna do with all those beans?"
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@roguesenses said: ❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜
the two hadn’t had a proper chance to talk in days since deku’s arrival back to campus. honestly, so much was happening, they just hadn’t had a chance to catch one another.
that day, up on the roof with the megaphone had left ochako nothing but exhausted. and though she wouldn’t say it aloud, to date, that was the hardest battle she’s ever fought: yet, it was so.. effortless. & she’d do it all again, in a heartbeat.
that night, while everyone had rushed deku for questions, hugs, and answers-- ochako, sore throat and all ( blasted rain ) had wandered off to her room, curled up beneath the covers with her thoughts and eventually, drifted off to sleep.
even in the next few days after, she’d caught a little cold. so, she’d kept mostly to herself, worn a mask, and stayed away from her class for fear of getting everyone sick. the quiet was a welcome distraction from all the attention atop u.a’s roof.
finally, when she was beginning to feel better, she’d taken a walk outside. her parents had told her the fresh air would help, and though she still had a bit of a rasp to her voice as she stared out at the city below, she really wasn’t much surprised when deku had come to find her. it was only a matter of time, after all.
ochako takes a moment, to accept his words of thanks, holding her hands behind her back as the wind passes them by. clearing her throat, the gravity hero laughs and tucks windblown brunette hair behind her ear. “ you don’t have to thank me, deku. “ she glances at him, with a warm smile. “ it’s not like everyone else wasn’t thinking of doing the exact same thing! ” she laughs at herself. “ i’m surprised bakugou didn’t blast right up there himself.. then again, maybe it’s better i beat him to the punch, huh? ”
she does her best to keep the conversation light. after all, there was no need for him to be so wrapped up in it all. the goal was too keep his mind off of all this, wasn’t it? fat chance. “ i’m .. glad you came back, you know. and everything that i said-- i meant, ” there’s a pause and it’s the first time ochako fully turns towards izuku. “ u.a’s your home, just as much as it is mine. and .. it’s not the same without you here. we’re all in this together. ” looking back out at the city, ochako takes a heavy, anxious, breath. images already flooding back of heroes fleeing disaster zones, throwing in the towel. bodies-- just, so many injured civilians or --- worse. “ and together with the pros is the only way we’re going to be able to defeat them. ”
#m: ochako uraraka#who protects the heroes? / ochako uraraka.#the gang's all here! / answered ask.#tw: bnha spoilers#roguesenses#when i tell YOU i HAVE FEEELINGSSSS#LORDDDDDDDD#do not get me started about THAT scene AND THEMMMM#;________;
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Weird Dream
Had a dream last night where I had just graduated high school, and it was the last day (or something) there. Some people I know in real life were there, as well as some fictional characters, several of which were Deltarune characters.
Anyway, a few people had planned a last-day senior prank. One of my irl friends was one of them (he wrote something on the school's roof), and apparently Sweet, Cap'n, and K_K also planned something of their own. I don't quite remember what it was, but I believe it involved Sweet blasting something through a megaphone. Pretty sure K_K was the "get-away" driver. Cap'n was already in the car, but once whatever Sweet did was over, he joined the two and they took off.
Tasque Manager was there as well. I believe she was either the principle, or just someone hired to enforce school rules. She had some Tasques with her, but they seemed kinda...spikey? TM had sent them to look for some people who were pulling last-day pranks, but they all came up empty...pawed? By this time, it was night. The Tasques has a slight glow to them, and they made a kinda eerie crackling sound when I got close to them.
A bit later on, there was some stuff outside the school which I was wondering if it was for sale or what. I actually asked TM (I called her, "Ms. Tasque Manager") and she said most of the stuff out there was being sold since the school no longer needed it. I was checking out some really pretty but HUGE glass vases. Also, unimportant to the dream, but the art supplies outside were all free, apparently.
#my stuff#Deltarune#dreams#SCC#Tasque#Tasque Manager#Tbh if I needed one I would trust K_K to be a get-away driver
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@timid-plumber
Luigi had known the prince had been preoccupied when he'd approached, but he'd made the mistake of assuming he'd take notice of someone coming up, considering his steps weren't at all quiet. That hadn't happened, and Luigi winced as his ears were blasted with a very loud welcome.
"I've been doing good," he replied, dazed. He blinked and shook his head, hoping to clear the ringing from his ears. "Do you need help with anything?"
"Help? Hahahaha - perish the thought!" The megaphone had yet to be lowered, but he finally lets it drop to his side in order to enact a princely pose with hands at his hips and a mysterious sparkle culminating in the sheen of his hair.
"Ah- you're looking a bit shell shocked, my mustachioed friend! How about we break for tea? Mother's vision won't leave me forgetful so easily!" A smug smile under closed eyes help him fling the megaphone to the side, knowing someone would be there to catch it for him. Granted, the someone that caught it didn't expect it and gets pinned under its weight, being a mere lentil.
"Oh, you must tell me what you and Mr. Red have been up to! I do enjoy a good yarn." Said whilst servants of varying degrees have begun the frantic process of boiling tea on the spot at the mention of 'tea time'.
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*Megaphone on blast* 📢📢
IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE HOUSEMATES PLEASE WORK ON YOUR FUCKING COMMUNICATION SKILLS AND CONSIDER HOW YOU WANT YOUR HOUSE TO RUN AND MAKE SURE THOSE WHO YOU END UP LIVING WITH ARE IN AGREEMENT
sincerely a very socially anxious 19yo living with two anti social 21+
Its all anarchy over here and not the good kind
I need to take my own adivce
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There's a Dutch proverb that roughly translates to "When two dogs fight over a bone, the third one will run with it". It's a warning to be mindful of how a conflict can be exploited by a third party for an easy boon.
The divide of critics vs audiences is a good example of that, as a movie's post-release marketing will more often than not side with the most vocally positive of the two, providing fuel for an "us vs them" narrative in order to keep the public's engagement level at a profitable high. The big companies that own review aggregating sites (like Rotten Tomatoes, which is owned by Fandango Media, which is owned by WB, Comcast, and NBCUniversal) want you to be passionate in your disagreement with the other side, because that drives more juicy traffic to the site as you get yourself riled into a defensive frenzy, which results in more exposure for the movie and more profit for the investors.
I know it doesn't sound as exciting as holding up a megaphone to blast around your love for a film in defiance of the naysayers, but audiences can actually learn a lot from critics if they take a moment to stop rolling their eyes at their opposing opinions. By taking time to get to know a critic on a level where you can properly gauge their personal tastes and expectations, you can get a much better idea of whether you will or won't enjoy a movie they talk about. You don't even need to fully agree with that critic's opinion in order to get a good estimate. The same is also true vice versa: The average audience member's opinion is just as valuable as a critic's, in that it provides a more casual and humble perspective. It may not have the same nuance of a critic's most of the time, but it does provide a barometer for whether the average person today would be willing to spend the time and energy to sit through a specific film for the sake of entertainment alone.
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Their relationship in these movies is just SO painfully underrated!
Like, it had so much content! Their relationship from Battle of the Realms was a blast already, with Hanzo seeing the goodness in Kuai Liang’s heart even though Kuai behaved like a feral racoon for 90% of the movie lol!
And then this one! They-- *grabs a megaphone* THEY MOVED IN TOGETHER!!!
I want to see this movie, NRS, show me King of Netherrealm Scorpion and his Cryomancer King ruling together! I need this!
Rest now, my love
So, I watched Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind yesterday and I have so fucking many feelings about this movie. Especially the ending. I just want my old gay men to be together in some form. And they are and that's all I needed
#look at this awesome fanart!#appreciating fandom's works#mortal kombat#subscorp#kuai liang#hanzo hasashi#scorpion#sub zero#mortal kombat legends#mk snow blind
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Could we get dual yandere with off the hook? Like an agent 8 scenario where they help get the reader out then immeadiately want to keep them all to themselves? My heart just can’t imagine Pearl and Marina not compromising their love to share.
LEZZ GO LESBIANS *aggressively waves Lesbi flags*
This probably isn't the most accurate representation of the boss stage environment but it's the closest thing I got (I literally only remember the song remix, the shooting at bombs, and a helicopter).
Tw: Slight manipulation, Agent 8 has no house lmao
Swoop In Rescue
"Agent 8! Now's your chance! Hit the hyper bombs ASAP!" Marina exclaims from the chopper. She grips her laptop, turning to Pearl.
The octoling frowns a little, questioning her girlfriend, "Do you think this is really the best way?"
Pearl laughs, "Come on! They got this, besides I can easily save them if they need it. And better yet, it'll be easy for us to continue our operation."
Meanwhile, Agent 8 shoots ink at all the bombs, unaware of anything going on except for the fact the world might end in a few moments. Finally, they arrive at the last 5 bombs.
"I'm almost warmed up! Get back here once you've finished!" Pearl sets up her gigantic megaphone, giving a thumbs up to Marina.
Soon enough Agent 8 flies up and lands on the platform, right next to Pearl. They blankly stare at the short inkling, patiently waiting for what comes next.
"Alrighty! Time to get blasted by my sick beats!" Pearl then yells 'Booyah!' into the volume amplifier, pointing her hands to the sky.
A burst of pink ink shoots out from the megaphone, colliding with the tartar sauce from the statue. The colors clash momentarily before the ink overpowers the turquoise liquid. In an instant, the statue starts to break, destroying the machinery formed inside its mouth.
Agent 8 is swooped into the chopper, Marina ushering them into a nearby seat, "We'll get Pearl in a sec, just wait here."
Marina chats with Pearl for a moment before the two get back inside the helicopter, sitting right beside Agent 8. "Um, so are you guys gonna drop me off at my house or...?"
"Hm? Oh yeah, totally. Just...you might wanna stay with us until we know there's no more threats in the city." Pearl leans back into her seat, putting her arms behind her head.
Marina clasps her hands together, "Yeah! Besides we can have fun movie nights and karaoke competitions!"
"I- the Tartar bot is dead, Callie from the Squid Sisters is back; I don't think there's any more threats near Inkapolis Square." Agent 8 retorts, raising an eyebrow.
"You never know, they could swoop in and just punch us right in the guts at the last moment! Always gotta stay sharp, like my bars."
"Yeah, swoop in..."
Too bad Agent 8's house got wrecked, now they have to stay longer with Pearl and Marina until they can find a new one.
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I love these two so much!! Istg if they don’t get married soon I’m going to complain to Nintendo 100%.
- Celina
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