#I MISS THE TWIZZLES i mean he has them but THERE ARE less than last season :(

[ellsey]

The dust has settled on Nebelhorn and I am fairly bemused at the amount of contempt for CPom expressed by dance fans on Reddit and YouTube? Everyone has their personal preferences, but they all say they hate the politics and wait-your-turn hierarchy of ice dance, but disdain a team that managed the rare feat of clawing their way back up from getting dropped domestically all the way to 7th by improving their skills and consistently hitting high levels. Then they all say they want complex holds and classic ice dance, but think CPom should be overtaken for 2nd this season by a team with many great qualities but who barely skate in hold and do four back crossovers in a row at the top of the program??? That composition would not have flown in the long gone days of, er, 2014. I’ve got my theories but none of them are flattering so I’m trying to figure out what I’m missing here.

lol I mean, I understand when teams aren't just your vibe, but some of the arguments I see against cpom are just off-the-wall bonkers. Like if you don't like the Fear/Gibson school of entertaining skating with less complexity, then idk why you would want that in any other team either. I'm sure you know exactly who I'm talking about.

I can see the influence of Scott and Madi especially in what Christina and Anthony are doing now. And that's like real true ice dance. There's a reason they consistently get the highest base value of ALL the teams. They are dancing their edeas off.

As a side note I sat right behind Shawn Rettstatt at skam during the free dance last year, and it was interesting to try and listen to what he was saying lol. I heard the ISU official he was talking to say, "Oh, so hip hop again?" and almost died. The people yearn for a waltz. Sadly they didn't sell tickets in that section this year, so I can't eavesdrop again. So idk, I can't shake the feeling they care more about trying to grab some attention rather than ice dance skills which is sad. Although he also seemed very impressed with the ice coverage of the twizzles of the Mrazeks.

Anyway I do think someone else should be us #2 because cpom should be us #1 so let the supposed ice dance fans think about that for a bit.

[vasiljevsdeniss]

Thoughts on the new program?

sp is quite a serious one. deniss needs to sell it more (i believe he can)

music cut for fs is an improvement vs the version in faoi. a very bipolar program. i really like the chsq

both stsq and chsq are exceptional and much more difficult than last season’s

I hope they include a quad (please)

I question the costume choice for the fs

[lady-divine-writes]

Kurtbastian one-shot “You Raise Me Up” (Rated PG)

Preparing for a special Christmas exhibition leads to a discussion about life, the universe, and everything in between. (2247 words)

Part 52 of Outside Edge

Read on AO3

When I am down, and, oh, my soul, so weary, When troubles come, and my heart burdened be, Then, I am still and wait here in the silence, Until you come and sit awhile with me …

Sebastian’s eyes follow his boyfriend as he glides across the ice, transitioning from an inner edge spiral to a twizzle, then a swirling spread eagle. The song playing over the speakers around the rink – You Raise Me Up performed by Josh Groban - is slow, lyrical, note after note flowing like a river constricted by the shore into a tight, thin line. It forces Kurt to focus on his edges, maintain complete and utter control over his form. There is no room for error in this routine. A single wobbly blade or wonky foot position will throw his balance off. But Kurt is an athlete - a cheerleader and a dancer aside from being a skater. His form is exquisite, his control superhuman.

Kurt has more control over his body than anyone Sebastian has ever met.

For this song, Kurt doesn’t move like a skater. He moves like a dancer – strong lines, long extensions, pointed toes the audience won’t be able to see within his skates but which help to elongate his body. Skating this routine takes a level of technicality and expertise that Sebastian, with all his years of vigorous (and expensive) training, could never pull of as stunningly as Kurt.

Kurt isn’t simply performing to the song playing overhead. It has seeped into his body and he has become a part of it – one of the many notes flowing down that river of music. It’s almost as if the tune was composed for him to skate to it, the choreography he’s come up with a perfect complement to its meaning. It’s a trifecta rarely seen when a skater takes the ice in competition – nerves and stress interfering with artistry and focus.

But this isn’t a competition piece. It’s an exhibition piece – an opportunity for Kurt to show off his skills without the pressure of being judged.

And it’s the most exceptional routine Sebastian has ever seen Kurt skate.

The twist to this whole magnificent performance is that Kurt hates this song. He hates Celtic-inspired ballads, which he feels have been done to death in the pop music genre. He hates the numerous soulful swells that fake you out more than twice into thinking you’re about to reach the climax. He hates the bizarrely incongruous and vaguely vain video that accompanies the song. But most of all, he hates the religious overtones. As a general rule, Kurt tries to avoid skating to anything that can be deemed ‘religious’ or ‘sacred’, even when it comes to classical pieces. But this isn’t just any exhibition he’s preparing for. It’s a Christmas exhibition thrown in honor of one of Westerville Ice-plex’s most beloved coaches, Coach Amelia Reinhart, and the song was a special request from her.

Seeing as she’s dying of the same cancer his mother recovered from, he couldn’t say no. Not for anything in the world. She’s a member of the two communities that have impacted him the most during his life.

That makes her family.

But they recently found out there’s no guarantee Coach Amelia will be able to see the exhibition in person. So the cast is filming their performances ahead of the exhibition and making her a private copy. Kurt is recording his routine in Sebastian’s private rink.

Sebastian is the man behind the camera.

They decorated for the occasion with tons of twinkling white lights, garland draped along every wall, poinsettia perched in the far corners, and a Christmas tree in the center, decorated in bulbs and ribbons of crimson and gold. Kurt doesn’t usually use props when he performs. His handcrafted (and often over-the-top) costumes are the only bells and whistles he needs. But this time he chose a cream colored pair of pants and a pale pink shirt, understated and elegant, to highlight the candle in his hands – an LED one so he doesn’t burn himself, the stick a slightly darker shade of pink than his shirt.

Both a symbol of breast cancer awareness.

To maintain the idea that the candle is real, Kurt refrains from doing many of his more impressive jumps, but that, too, is an homage. As a consequence of Coach Amelia’s many procedures, she needed to have her left foot amputated.

Since she can no longer jump, Kurt opted not to either.

Sebastian is skating in the exhibition, too. He and Kurt are performing a jazzy, humorous duet to break up the sentimental melancholy. It’s hella upbeat, with lots of physical comedy and visual jokes, and the cheesiest costumes they could find. But during the time he’s watched Kurt practice his solo, he’s thought up choreography for the two of them to this song, with holds and turns and lifts (the lifts are kind of mandatory seeing as Josh sings You raise me up! about a thousand times).

As with a lot of religious songs, the lyrics to this one sound deceptively romantic. He probably won’t tell Kurt this anytime soon, but Sebastian loves this song. The words hold a lot of meaning for him, especially now that he has Kurt. Sebastian isn’t conceded enough to think that Kurt is stronger when he’s on his boyfriend’s shoulders. But Sebastian definitely is.

When they skate together and he lifts Kurt up, Sebastian feels like he can do anything.

The song reaches its final crescendo, and Kurt enters his last sit spin. The routine ends with Kurt setting the candle down carefully on the ice, backing away a foot, then standing with legs slightly spread, gazing up at the spotlight. Sebastian waits a few seconds as Kurt holds that pose, then puts the camera on pause. Once he gets it on his computer, he’ll fade it to black after the song ends, with a dedication in the final frame. He gets choked up thinking about that, about how final it sounds. This exhibition could very well be the last time Coach Amelia sees them skate.

Sebastian has known Coach Amelia his entire life. He’s not okay with that.

“How was that?”

Sebastian turns his gaze from his camera and watches Kurt slide to a stop. He looks like a guardian angel in his outfit, right out of an old, black and white Christmas movie.

Sebastian wipes tears off his cheek with his fingertips. Kurt pretends not to notice.

“You were … perfection.”

“Wow,” Kurt teases. “I got the p word, huh?”

“You earned it. Do you want to see it?”

“Eww.” Kurt chuckles, hiding his own sniffle. “No. Not yet. Not unless we can mute the music.”

“You really don’t like that song, do you?” Sebastian asks, wrapping his arms carefully around Kurt’s waist so as not to wrinkle his shirt.

“I have nothing against the song really, it’s just …” Kurt’s eyes drift down to the pale pink of his shirt and he sniffles again “… it makes me think. And I don’t skate to think. I skate to get away from thinking.”

“What does it make you think about?”

“My mom mostly. Life. The universe. God.”

“That’s a lot of big ticket items.”

Kurt nods, smiling to himself. It’s not a happy smile, but it seems to fit. “Life is so hit and miss. My mom, she’s been an athlete all her life, and she’s been battling cancer since her twenties. My dad eats bacon and eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner practically, and his doctor just recently told him that his cholesterol is getting a little high.”

“Yeah,” Sebastian says, “that’s … that’s crazy.”

“I get why people choose to believe in God. It’s nice to think that someone somewhere is looking out for us, wanting the best for us, planning something nice for us when all of this is over. But there comes a time when it’s actually a lot more comforting to believe that the bad things that happen - they’re just random, and not the whim of some temperamental overlord who might decide that the best thing for us is an early death due to a wasting illness, and we don’t get to question why. Seems a lot less … I don’t know … personal.”

Keeping one arm around Kurt’s waist, Sebastian removes the blockers from his blades, then steps on the ice. He glides around the outskirts, taking Kurt with him. “Did you ever believe in God?”

“I tried,” Kurt admits, winding an arm around Sebastian’s shoulders, sliding into waltz position. “When I was little. When my mom’s cancer came back, the one thing people always said was that they were going to pray for her. I began to wonder if that could make her magically get better. So I gave it a shot, because what did I have to lose? I even read the Bible. But the thing is, Christians say that God is their father. But he seems rather unforgiving for a dad. He has so many rules, and a lot of them make sense. But a lot of them don’t. Story after story, it seemed like God was setting people up to fail.”

“I’ve never heard it put that way,” Sebastian says, “but I can see your point.”

“Plus, I’ve always heard that you judge a parent by the actions of their kids, and the Christians I know? They’re jerks! Our cheerleading squad has a couple of real Bible thumpers, and they’re some of the worst people I’ve ever met. They’re hypocritical, they’re mean, they have all kinds of sex …”

A joke along the lines of Why hasn’t anybody ever told me that before? I’d go to McKinley in a second! pops into Sebastian’s head, but now doesn’t seem like the time, even if it might break the tension that’s been building since Kurt first stepped on the ice.

“My dad is one of the best in the world. He doesn’t judge me. He doesn’t dole out random punishments. He doesn’t make me pray to him, or burn oxen in his honor. If I was going to base a religion around a single father figure, it would be him.”

Sebastian tries not to chuckle, but he fails with a snort. “I’d have to agree.”

“What about you?” Kurt asks, leaning into Sebastian’s change in direction. “What are your feelings about God and death and whatnot?”

“I don’t have any feelings about that.”

“Why not?”

“Because I don’t plan on dying.”

“Ha-ha,” Kurt says drily. “Seriously.”

“Seriously?” Sebastian sighs. This isn’t a question he likes to ponder all too often. Who does? “I don’t think about it. Then again, I haven’t had the reasons you’ve had to explore my thoughts about religion. My family isn’t particularly religious. I can’t remember us ever discussing it. There was the occasional prayer at the dinner table, but those were mostly reserved for holidays. I guess my parents felt it was generally understood that God exists; he’s the good guy; don’t steal, kill, or do drugs; and nothing else needed to be explained. But if I had to think about it …” Sebastian pauses for a long, hard swallow. He’s about to make a declaration out loud that he hasn’t yet resolved in his head, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true “… I’d have to say I agree with you. The Bible and Christianity and God … it’s comforting and all. But it doesn’t really make sense. But if there is a God, I hope he’s as forgiving as everyone claims, and we can just chalk this up to a huge misunderstanding.” Sebastian taps his right fist over his heart, then throws a peace sign to the sky, and Kurt laughs.

“Yeah. Here’s hoping.”

“Only time will tell. In eighty, a hundred years, we’ll know for sure.”

They complete a full circle of the rink, around the tree, past the candle on the ice, its LED flame flickering. Sebastian takes Kurt’s hands and lifts him up, pivots twice, then puts him back gently on his blades. It’s a move that makes Kurt smile every time, the kind of smile Sebastian needed to see – carefree and happy, at peace with the world in the only place he truly can be.

Kurt doesn’t stop smiling after they settle back into their rhythm, flushed cheeks round and red as apples. “One of the reasons I love skating is time doesn’t exist when you’re on the ice. You slip on your skates, you fly down the ice, the cold fills your lungs, and you feel like you’re going to live forever.”

“Yup. People would save a lot of money on cryogenics if they took up figure skating.”

“Absolutely. But the rink would be crowded all the time, so don’t tell anybody.”

“So, did you want to run your program again? Get another take?” Sebastian asks. He’s in no hurry to stop skating with Kurt, but there are things Kurt mentioned wanting to do today. Things he said were important.

Things Sebastian knows are a way to keep his mind off the exhibition, and Coach Amelia.

Kurt slows them down a bit. He slides closer to his boyfriend, rests his head on his shoulder. “No. I just want to keep doing this.”

“For how long?”

“I think … until the candle burns out.”

Sebastian smiles. “But it’s not a real candle.”

“Then we’re going to be here for a while.”

[the-real-xmonster]

The Olympic Men’s Free Skate Queue

Yuzuru’s StSq

Hello Alice! I’m sure that Seimei have gotten a level 4 Step Sequence in another competition. What do you think might cause it to get only a level 3 in the Olympics?

Why did Yuzu's StSq get a lv3? And did you see TAT and Yuzu hugging?? Sooo cute!! Did Yuzu get coached by her? They seem close, like mother and son

I’m so relieved and happy for Yuzu... I’ve seen a bunch of people complain that he got a level 3 on the stsq, but is it just me or was he a bit out of time with the music for the whole thing? Wouldn’t that downgrade him?

TAT and Yuzu hugging and she showering him with kisses was so freaking cute I had to punch a stuffed animal and down a shot of espresso (because I don’t do alcohol) to restore my cold-hearted bitchiness after I saw them. I don’t think Yuzu has ever got coached by her officially but they are quite close. He respects her a lot and she absolutely adores him, thinks the world of him really!

For the anon who asked me who TAT is: Tatiana Tarasova is a prominent Russian figure skating coach and is currently the Russian national team’s adviser. She is a legendary coach and is a highly respected authority in the figure skating world. Incidentally, she was the person who suggested Yuzuru to skate to Notte Stellata :)

So, on to Yuzu’s Seimei StSq, it got a level 3 the other day because of this turn:

This was from his first combination of difficult turns. He was going for a rocker-counter-twizzle combo there, but you can see on the close up on the right: his counter was jumped, as in he didn’t keep his blade on the ice throughout the turn. This mistake cost him an entire level, because one of the features for a level 4 StSq is you must have two valid combinations of difficult turns done on different feet. It also happens that from the 2017-2018 season, the ISU rule has changed so that only the first combination attempted on each foot can be counted. So even though in this Seimei StSq, Yuzu had an additional combination on the left foot, that one was not counted either for level purpose.

Yuzuru’s Score

Hi... If Yuzu went Clean with his free program as he planned, how much his score could be? I’ve done a rough calculation and I found that he could broke his total score record with that... what do you think about it?? Thank you ☺️ P.s : I really love ur blog

The most material mistake Yuzu made in the FS was on the second 4T. When he failed to put that jump in combination, he lost at least 11 points. The intended combo was 4T+1Lo+3S, which, in the second half, is worth 16.72 in BV. With the 4T in REP, he lost 30% of that jump’s BV and got also negative GOE for the step out, earning only 5.87 on that element. 

He also lost a couple points on the last 3Lz. So, yes, considering that his final total score of 317.85 is 12 points below his WR of 330.45, if he hadn’t made those two jump mistakes, he’d have broken that WR for sure. 

Yuzuru’s Ankle

Aaaaand back at worrying about Yuzu's ankle. Why??? :((

Alice, he was wonderful. He was so wonderful. Yuzuru Hanyu is the greatest of all time. I hope he feels all the love like a warm and soothing hug. It sounds like his ankle has ways to go, so everything crossed that he takes the time to let it heal completely. What a champion. We are not worthy. Now for the ladies. *dies a little*

So happy that Yuzuru was able to overcome his ankle injury and do THAT at the Olympics! Do you know if he plans to attend Worlds now?

did he touch his ankle bc he was in awe that it allowed to perform like this or bc it hurt?? in so emo rn ajdhsjsj

His ankle is still a cause for concern, since it obviously is far from being fully healed. Yuzuru himself said that he skated throughout this week on painkillers and he’d need to get his injury examined again after the Games. The jumps in the second half of Seimei caused him visible trouble and pain so when he went down to touch his ankle after the skate, I’m pretty sure at least half of it was because it really hurt.

I can’t believe I am actually saying this, but I sincerely hope that he would withdraw from Worlds and allow his body all the time it needs to recuperate. 

Yuzuru’s Plan

Hi, what a day! Do you think Yuzu will try to put the 4Lo back in the programs in next month's Worlds? I can't help but think that he loves SEIMEI too much to let it go without raising the difficulty one last time.

Its still hard to believe today. We all knew he was going to win yet we had our doubts. I am just wondering, if nathan continues to do 6 quads, how will yuzuru improve seimei to have a higher technical score?

Nobody knows yet whether Yuzu is planning to compete in Milan - I think even he himself cannot say that for certain right now. If he eventually decides to go to Worlds, I hope it is because he is fully fit, in which case, yes, I think he is going to bring back the 4Lo. I don’t think he needs to factor in Nathan’s 6 quads while deciding his layout. Nathan’s 6-quad free skate still ended up with a lower score than Seimei at NHK 2015, you know, the one with, like, 3 quads in it?

Nathan’s Free Skate

Thoughts on Nathan’s free skate?

It was a redemption and I am happy for him. Other than that... he landed 6 quads and that is the only thing I remember from his skate. There was hardly any connection between his jumps in transitional terms, or connection between his jumps and the music, or connection between him and the audience. To give that program anything more than 8 in any component score is utterly ridiculous. I can accept that he won the free skate, but it was by no means imaginable a 210+ program. 

I hope I won't stir up anything by asking this, but had Nathan skated a clean SP, would he have won gold in your book? I'm just curious and your personal take is always refreshing to me. I hope this question isn't annoying. Also I love your blog. I legit check it every week. I learn so much from just reading your posts. Thank you for your time and patience. :)

Yes, theoretically speaking, Nathan could have won the competition if he had skated a clean SP. But, also, theoretically speaking, Yuzuru could have skated a clean free skate too. If we continue along that line, both of them could have bombed and Javier could have won, or Shoma, or Boyang, or Vincent, or Patrick, or anyone, really. That’s what a sporting competition is all about: any competitor has a chance to win, and the result is ultimately determined by what each and everyone of them delivers, not in theory, but in reality.

Javier and Shoma’s Placements

Why was Javier behind Shoma? Asking cause I know nothing about tech and to me Javier looked like he skated a cleaner and better set of programs

It was a matter of base value. Javi was scored higher than Shoma in PCS in both the SP and FS and I think the gap more or less adequately reflected the difference in their program components. The final base value of Javi’s FS is 19 points lower than Shoma’s (a gap widened by Javi’s mistake of popping the second 4S into a double, which lost him about 10 points) and that’s the main reason he lost. 

On Shoma’s base value, though, there’s this:

Hi Alice! Sorry to bother you, but could you take a look on Shoma's quad loop (the one where he fell) in his free skate in Pyeongchang? I heard a lot of people saying that it's underrotated, and I thought that I'll ask you for an unbiased opinion. Thanks a lot!    

Yes, his 4Lo was very much under-rotated:

There you can see how he landed at over 90 degrees short of rotation. From this angle it’s hard to say for sure, but I suspect that his blade touched the ice even earlier than that, around this point:

If the tech panel is strict, this level of miss in rotation can even result in a downgrade of the jump.

As it happened, his 4T in the combo was borderline, too:

So, all else being equal, and considering how close their total scores were, if the technical panel had made these UR calls on Shoma’s jumps, the Silver very well should have gone to Javi.

[nyoomwhyoom]

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“If a chic takes a pickle out of a jar, she a tot”

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