#I MISS HERRRRRRRRRRRR

[caps-clever-girl]

something i think about sooooo often is that its all wibbly wobbly timey wimey. you can bring back missy, you can bring back michelle gomez if she wants to do it. theres nothing that says it has to be a new master. you can have sacha back if you like! two time lords travelling time and space theyre BOUND to cross paths with different incarnations. bring them back.

[skullhalo]

POMME’S WINGS :(((

[vampyrluver]

i think i mentioned this like once or twice or smth here, but back in januaray a rly good friend of mine died and something that throws me off is like, i see her everywhere? like, i mean when im walking around campus nd i pass by people or something like sometimes i do a double take because for a split second they looked like her. nd this happens like.....very very often and it throws me off and makes me sad every time lol

grief is sooooo weird lolllllll i miss her a lot every day </33333 but i know she would get soooo annoyed w me if she were alive to see me being sad and mopey about her death so i simply must stay strong

[timothylawrence]

[waddingham]

she's so hot I swear to god

[gracedreems]

my first attempt at mermay in agggeessss :DDD

MAN MISS PIGGY IS SOOOO CUTE :DDDDDD I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRR and shes so fun to draw, and kermit is too tho im not quite perfect on him yet :D

[qomrades]

welcome to season 2 of twin peaks

"you alright down there?" he is visibly bleeding out

"warm milk" THANKS MAN

"thank you" DALE STOP SIGNING HIS GRATUITY BILL YOU ARE STILL BLEED9NG OUT

first 5 minutes of this season the longest of my life oh my fucking god. Is That A Ghost.?

thank you for the omens ominous french man. are you an alien of some sort or perhaps a mason

"you will require medical attention" yeah man i think he fuckin noticed

AUDREY I FORGOT YOUR DAD IS A PERVERT

what thr fuck jerry did u kill blackie or something

SCARIEST SCENE ALIVE STAY AWAY FROM HERRRRRRRRRRRR

"i would like to make love to a beautiful woman who i feel genuine affection for" implying you haven't before 🤔 curious

dale my goofster how i missed you and your autistic cadence

oooh please don't kill ronette poor ronette

why the fuck is his hair grey. leland palmer is an insane man i am a little bit obsessed with his mental decline

and Maddy's too hello?

WHY ARE THEY DANVING INSANE MEN??

really beginning this season with the kookiest shit they could imagine

intense and insane tension between dale and albert. i don't think they've known each other carnally but i do think a part of them has wanted to

james look different this season idk why

donna and her insane winona ryder slay. why is she seducing her boyfriend in prison. i feel like donna and james are going through thr craziest teen nancy drew light spice drama investigation novel ever and everyone else is doing whatever the fuck theyre doing in twin peaks.

what the fuck is up with the jazzy ass music. "Is it not okay for me to want you" WHAT ARE THEY ON. WHY DID SHE BITE HIM

ive become so lost these last few days without the show i need to be put back in thr boiling pot

why are dale's lower eyelashes so long and luscious

why are there so many pointed shots at the terrible hospital food

why are bobby and shelly genuinely cute. all i got is questions

loving the nadine/ed/norma/hank backstory. just the kind of drama im looking for

daddy issues conversation slightly messed around by bobby's crazy eyes. no hate to the guy but his overt facial expressions and large eyes scare me on occasion

hank did you just poison bobbys dad or some shit

andy's sweethearted nature makes its return. i missed your tears king

beginning to doubt that manslaughter of hanks was quite as manslaughter as he was saying it was

what the fuck are ben and jerry's deals

AUDREY DONT TELL THE HOT EVIL LESBIAN(?) YOURE NOT INTO HER

love the beautiful presentation put on by the hayward sisters. and then we pan across the table and the doctor looks disquieted, leland looks like the fucking godfather, Sarah looks as depressed as possible and donna and Maddy are just sitting there ominously.

leland there is something so fucking wrong w you babygirl

is audrey praying to dale? girl me too

THE GIANT FRENCH GHOST MAN IS BACK

DID HE JUST CAST FIREBALL

ronette is getting possessed like the girl from thr exorcist. why is some guy there. what the fuck is happeningggggg

[earthyblackwoman]

i think that missing someone that you love is such a tough feeling to experience bc nothing can satiate it.

no matter how long we facetime. no matter how much we text. no matter how many “i miss yous” said. i literally just want you herrrrrrrrrrrre.

[jooyeone]

best of me bringing me back to life on the last day of the year

[drblogg]

when will kansha do face reveal????? i wanna see herrrrrrrrrrrr

she already did you missed it 😳🤲🏼

[umlindsay]

I miss herrrrrrrrrrrr

[cybercnu]

so pretty 💖

[kalique]

i miss herrrrrrrrrrrr i’ve missed her for years i wish things could be like they were when we were kids and we talked every day

[machiavelliinadress]

5 things

when @kavileighanna tags you in a fun thing, you do the fun thing

5 Things in my bag

1. Wet wipes-- life as a camp counselor, pseudo-nanny, and friend to gross people has taught me that these always come in handy.

2. About five hair ties, in about every pocket and crevice. Thick hair is a pain in the ass, especially in the summer. 

3. Portable charger + cords to three different devices, only one of which I ever actually need but I’m slightly too paranoid to remove the excess ones.

4. Old train and metro tickets-- Pittsburgh, Lisbon, D.C. are the most recent versions but I did find an Atlanta one from ~5 years ago a few days ago.

5. A granola bar, gum, and either chocolate or sweettarts (weather and plans for the day dictate which. Fun fact, leave sweettarts in the original packaging when going through airports otherwise you get pulled aside for extra screenings)

5 Things in my bedroom

1. A huge fuzzy grey body pillow that I love dearly. Super hella comfy.

2. An orange triangle wedge pillow thing (WITH A POCKET. AND ORANGE) that I got in the 2016 reddit secret santa, proving that I got the best secret santa.

3. A pair of old school ray-bans that were my dad’s in the 80s (I commandeered them at 13 when I realized that 1) they were hella cool and 2) I looked hella good in them, and not good in other pairs of sunglasses).

4. A pair of carved and painted wooden elephants that a friend brought back from India as a gift for me years ago. They guard the ray bans and they do an excellent job keeping them safe.

5. A basket of shoes. All have matches, all are pairs I wear regularly, and all of them fill up an old laundry basket quite well. 

5 Things I want to do in life

1. Watch a game at Old Trafford, and then at the Bernabeu. (In that order, because I accidentally started following CR7′s career path and I can’t stop now)

2. Not scuff a pair of shoes on the toes. I went through all of my pairs and I am very hard on the toes of all kinds of shoes. I need to learn how not to be.

3. Travel on a nostalgia tour through Japan with my mom, and then do a second leg solo/with my friends to build new memories.

4. Become a long time (I’m thinking a minimum of 50 years here) 4-H volunteer.

5. Make myself get the more complicated Spanish verb tenses because I am still mixing up past and future and that has to stop.

5 Things I”m currently into

1. Cutthroat kitchen. I like that there’s no subtlety, just raw treachery. 

2. Tiropita. There’s a Greek place about ten minutes away and it’s amazing.

3. Yelling random smutty AUs @crazyshannonigans via text. The more ridiculous the pairing, the more I want to yell it. 

4. Liquid lip sticks. I saw R.C. (who I am too nervous to tag but she’s great) do like a 10 second review of Beauty Bakerie’s lip whips, so I took the plunge and bought two and I love them. (Bubblegum Crisis is great and like the only sorta nude that I actually want to wear. Cranberry Stiletto is a power red. Both A+)

5. Making like nine million types of quiche because I love my dough recipe now.

5 Things on My to-do list

1. Find out if L. and I need to find another roommate (N. got accepted to a study abroad program with our sister school in South Korea which is great for her and sort of iffy for us). 

2. Get my internship to-do lists started. Like actually written. I’ve been negligent about writing them in camp season and it’s driving me nuts.

3. Look into jobs back in Pittsburgh for fall semester. Not urgent, but I like to give myself time and options soooo.....

4. Decide what Caps game Dad and I are going to as my graduation present. He’s promised me glass side tickets and he’s always been good about his promises. 

4b. Find out if my weekends home coincide with any Hershey Bears games, and if so which weekends I can finally drag L. to a live hockey game.

5. Start planning my late graduation/early spring break trip to London to visit L. when she’s studying abroad because I’m going to miss herrrrrrrrrrrr

I’m tagging @crazyshannonigans @cory-schneids @teamfreehoodies

[stardustednymph]

omg she's only been gone a couple hours get over yourself

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 23-28.11.18 lb

23.11.18

LMAO WTH IS THIS REALLY BAD CGI JUGNU/TAARE/WHATEVER AND MOON AND LIKE.... COME TF ON.

like i appreciate the sentiment and all but man, it looks really terrible. esp. compared to what arnav and asad and all did.

abbbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar stick your tongue in her mouthhhhhhhhh instead of giving an astronomy lesson

nani is also disappointed i think. ke akele mein hai phir bhi kuch kar nahi rahe the.

lmao shivaay's wary look at bhavya and her police waale skillz.

team ki adla badli. chalo.

dadi is into gender segregation.

cute.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh i don't like this song.

lol everyone else looks better than shivika.

eye-fucking to the max.

lmao.

these two fuckers. tum logon ne paanch saal enjoy kiya na? now let them also get their jollies.

oh boy om has his phone. let's hope anika isn't planning to sext.

lol khanna truly is the hanuman to shivika's ram/sita huh.

ok fwd fwd fwd.

lmao rikara are real clingy sleepers huh.

ok om is chatty too. how tf does gauri get any sleep whatsoever?

aw it was cute how they jumped into each others arms.

ok fwding all this dadi/nani bhoot bakchodi.

waah kya imaandaar chowkidaar hai guest house pe.

god she's so impressed by such janky bs.

generic chand toh mere saamne hai waala line.

ok fwding through this puerile naach gaana bs.

LMAO THE GUESTHOUSE HAS THE OFFICIAL GMAT REVIEW GUIDE. (that book has haunted my hopes and dreams and life and i never fucking wanna see it again. ever.)

26.11.18

nose touch. cute.

abbbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar. locked in nonsense.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO “DHRUV TAARA, DHRUV TAARA; ABHI DHRUV TAARE KI TARAH WAHIN PE EK JAGAAH PE KHADE RAHIYE!!!!!!!”

god he's so annoying.

phone toh om ke paas hai na?

uske liye bhi daant padi.

billu still trying to maarofy chance.

REJECTED.

waah prinku is veryyyyyyyyyy enthu.

kahnna bhaiyya bhi bade chamak rahein hain.

haaaaaaye sahil got so big. i'm a little emosh.

i kinda love the dadi/nani brotp? like nani is so awesome she makes dadi tolerable.

damnnnnnn, girls look reaaaaal good.

lolololol bhaiyya chori ho gaye.

man i'm really really gonna miss these two.

“aaj kal ke naujwaan shaadi se bohut katraate hain.” pft.

“kahin BHAAAAAAAAG toh nahi gayi????”

lol her delivery of that line was really good.

ugh this girl is just too perfect.

oh these two made their peace.

om is this close to having an aneurysm.

lmaoooooo these two idiots. GOD I'M REALLY GONNA MISSSSSSSS ALL THIS PLATONIC FUCKERYYYYYYY. MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

“humari ladki bhi bohut hi sundar lag rahi hai; jab taiyyar hokar aayegi na toh aapke bhaiyya nazar bhi nahi aayenge.”

“nazar toh abhi bhi nahi aa rahe.” SNORT.

abbe iski germany aur finland ke glass ka main........

lmao rudra and gauri and their bs diversionary tactics.

nani is literally like bro idgaf about the ruvya love story. just like the rest of us, lmao.

.......... how is this the love story? why were they hanging out together in the first place?

mansi says "rudra" in a veryyyyyyy odd manner. it's always bothered me.

ugh boring, fwding.

so ruvya got married first?

lmao nani is legit like WILL YOU PPL LET ME WITNESS THE SHAADI OF MY GRANDSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

yas rikara story time!!!!!

UGH THESE FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND THEIR EYE SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

dost????????/ u wot m8????????

gauri's like bitch i don't have dost feelings for your dumb super-bang-worthy ass.

THE WAY HE PULLED HERRRRRRRRRRRR.

SHIFTY LOVE EYES.

ok that was a very hurried and not smooth proposal but it got the answer we all wanted so yay.

LMAO SAME ENERGY

“haalaat.... jo hain, agar uske badalne ka main intezaar karte raha toh zindagi katt jayegi humari. toh main haalaton ko badalne ka mauka nahi dena chahta, main bas tumse itna pooch raha hoon gauri ke, kya tum is rishte ko doosra naam dena chahti ho, shaadi karogi; haan ya na??”

oh man more like it. it wasn’t perfect-perfect, but it was entirely them and ughhhhhhhh my heart. i might retcon a little bit of this in my headcanon post but for the most part, keep it the same.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love them so much i am cryinggggggggggggggg.

LMAO RUDRA BAITING DADI AND HER FALLING FOR IT TILL NANI WAS LIKE BISH STFU

yeah i'm really gonna miss these two fuckers.

27.11.18

maaaaaaaaaaaan i really missed leenesh's comedyyyyyyyyyyyyy. aw mannnnn it's the last few days offfffff ittttttttttttt. sniff. sob.

hahaha rikara are experttttttttttttt blackmailers aren't they.

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKER'S ROOF LASER PROOF??????? DOES HE LIVE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE ATTACKS FROM DR. EVIL ARE IMMINENT???????

indian jugaad: anger your wife to the point she screams at you so loud that the aas paas waale come running in to investigate.

lol ruvya mein mallika ki rooh aa gayi and they're becoming bhagode dulha/dulhan.

“pehle asli dulhan bhaag gayi, ab nakli waali bhi bhaag gayi?” snort.

lol isn't that anika/gauri's shawl type thingy from some past outfit?

this fucken cutie.

LMAO CAN'T THESE PPL SEE THAT SHIVAAY IS SUDDENLY TALLER??????/ AND THAT ANIKA IS SUDDENLY SMALLER?????????

this fool and this phone waala dukhda.

same, anika. #same.

the couple that engages in subterfuge together, stays together.

LMAOOOOOO RUVYA BHI AA GAYE.

hahahahahaha om's death glare at rudra. pakde jaana <<<<<<<< showing stink face at baby bro.

snort.

“bhaaga kyun?”

”main darr gaya tha!!!!!”

“TOH AAYA KYUN????????”

“anika bhaabi ke wajaah se!!!!”

“TERA GALA GHOT DUNGA MAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

some anon sent me an ask yest about how this was the shittiest ep ever and tbh anon, idk wtf you're talking about coz this is comedy gold and i've missed this kinda shenanigans.

lol both their faces at the wives.

lo finally yeh dono bhi aa gaye.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WAY ANIKA JUST THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS

phone waala rant idhar bhi. everyone is alarmed.

chalo ab jao and get this shit over with.

haan haan theek hai. achche lag rahe ho.

omkara fullllllllllllly checking out his bride too.

marital perfection my dudes. fucking amazing.

ugh cute cute cute.

gauri doing the gattbandhan OML i'm cryingggggggggg. she never got to do it on allllll the other times. she did this timeeeeeeee. snifffff. i’m so emotional you guys.

ugh his heart eyes even when she’s not looking.

congrats you two!

but noone will ever be as perfect as these two. ugh. my heart. my fucking heart.

le. lag gayi nazar.

ouff fwding nani/dadi nonsense.

OH GOD THESE IDIOTS AND SUHAAG RAAT ADVICE.

i am shivaay, like... jfc literally fuck off you idiots.

i love how omru are completely convinced that shivaay is terrible in bed. lmaooooooo matlab, did tia tip them off or like.... where's this knowledge coming from?

omfg ghaaspoos khaate hain toh stamina hoga nahi. jfc they're really not pulling anyyyyyyyy punches.

OH GOD ENERGY DRINK WHY DO THESE FUCKS TRY TO DRUG THIS MAN BEFORE HIS SUHAAGRAAT ATTEMPTS IN EVERY UNIVERSE

wow prinku's suddenly bouncing all over the place.

ab yeh naya chooza kaun hai????

ok gareeb hai. par kuch aur bhi shady hai. abbe yaaaaaaaaaaar.this prinku has worst taste in men in every universe. seedhe seedhe gauri ko wife kar deti toh koi masla hi nahi hota.

28.11.18

i have gauri's exact same face. ewwwww, that's what she's wearing for her suhaag raat?????

lmaoooooooooo gauri just pulled her pallu off.

(and bhvya’s scandalized face lololololol.)

suhaag raat pe salwar suit. hey raam.

ok i'm fwding all this churan confusion bullshit coz i know he's gonna end up having dadi's whatever.

what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk are these girls even putting on her.

actual picture of shivani shirali and her ~~~~creative fashion process.

ok why's there a random scene of sahil stealing a watch???????????????

yeah fwding all this shivaay's stomach issues nonsense.

gosh these assholesssssssss.

oh pait problems suddenly forgotten.

ok and they're back and i'm fwding.

ASLKDJLKJWALKDJSLAD KUNDI LAGAA LIIIIIIII YAS PLS LET THEM BE GETTING IT ON TOOOOOO

THE WAY HE’S BURYING HIS FACE INTO HER NECK I AM DED I AM FUCKING DED HERE LIES TT WHO WAS KILLED BY THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF ROMANTIC AFFECTION BETWEEN THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLES

ugh just the way he's looking at her with allllllllll the loveeeeeeeeee in the world MOTHERFUCKKK I AM DECEASED

pfttttttttt. "energy drink".

“kabhi apne pati pe toh taras khaa liya karo.”

TUM DONO MUJHPE TARAS KHAO AND JUST BANG PLS

chiffon ki sari huh. so there was nothing complicated for omkara to sort out on his suhaag raat, lol. gauri you wily minx. apne time pe you got yours pretty easy aur di ko pehna diya the fabric version of a rubik's cube.

BEDROOM EYES TO THE MAX I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE OTHER TWO AND THEIR SUHAAG RAAT (WAISE BHI WOH UDHAR KUCH KARNE KI HAALAT MEIN NAHI HAI) PLS JUST GIVE ME THESE TWO BANGING.

yuck i don't wanna hear ruvya talking about their suhaag raat. it feels sick and wrong and i am fwding.

CHIFFON WAALI SARI AB BHI HAI MERE PAAS ADSLKFJSLKFJLDSKFJ

oh hooooooooooo do i have to watch ruvya to get my rikara kicks??????????? bohut naainsaafi hai. imma focus only on the right part of the screen.

SHE'S ON TOP I REPEAT SHE'S ON TOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP CANON PROOF THAT SHE’S ON TOP.

idhar saara mood chaupat hai.

LMAOOOOOO his face seeing her try to figure out how to take it off.

oh you come do it if you're so good at BASIC PHYSICS. bada aaya einstein ka pota.

pftttttttttttt.

ok ainvayi sap. hattaaaaa be. karna hai toh kar. udhar rikara are already on round two, with him on top.

lmao draupadi ki sari hai kya, it's just getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

abbe yeh dupatte ke neeche waala romance toh dekh chuke hum, in the OU. kuch toh naya karte.

lo ji. tellywood confirmation of sex. haath are intertwined = money shot.

meh, overall 4/10. that sex scene in OU the day after anika found out about her dad was way hotter.

oh idhar nani dadi are on their own trip. cool. cool cool cool.

great, looks like gauri might have to prevent jiju from pounding on yet another one of prinku's boy toys tomorrow.