#I LVOE DRACUALAAALALALALA

[stans-kissing]

hello ladies and gents as my first post back i pr4esent to you: stancest dracula au (kinda) because i fucking LOVE dracula and am currently on my 4th reread

okay so hear me out ok hear me out. the stan twins right. one goes missing as a child (stan) and ford is left to be raised by himself, eventually becoming a real estate solicitor cuz hes a nerd ok yadda yadda he goes to transylvania for some old fart to stay in his dumb castle....the guy is very clearly old as all hell with terrible english and stanford is Annoyed because fords just an asshole like that ok and he like kinda fucking hates the guy,.

anyWAYS yadda yadda typical dracula shenanigans ensue ford starts to think he's losing his mind and writing in his journals like a mad man (his journals = diary to mina. also another sidenote. mina is fiddleford. happy fiddauthor friday everynyan.) umm stanford has dreams of fiddleford.. but then halfway through they change into this old guy on top of him and hes likeWoah why did i enjoy that . whar . (urm cuz ur bloods bein sucked dry dummy) and as time goes on and stanford slowly loses himself he thinks hes genuinley losing his mind when he starts to notice how this old man is slowly getting.. younger? and also looks a surprising amount like him..???? plot twust! is stan ;] he just hadnt fed in a while so he looked all old n gross :p but ford doesnt know that ok moving on

the scene in the book when he discovers draculas brides: his brides are dipper and mabel, when they find him passed out on the couch they're like little sprites climbin all curious like over him and are evil twins and mabel's about to bite his neck and dip's about to kiss him when stan comes in and tells them to fuck off and stan is his and they cant eat him

uerrmmm anyways ending scene when ford realizes whats going on he is so confused because why does this guy look like him so much and why is he doing this to ford, and im imaging this whole dramatic scene where stans holding ford up because he's too weak from bloodloss and exhaustion to move and he's like its me, stanford, its stanley. i needed to bring you here, to be with me, you're the perfect bride. the only thing im missing in this eternal life, we can be whole again. andfords liek WHAT WH A WH AHW wh and then passes the fuck out and yeah whatever

stan's whole idea was yeah if my brother lets me eat him then he can live inside me together. blood is lives, when he drinks blood he's essentially drinking part of their life, consuming their memories and everything along with it .

anyways. thinking aboutht hiis o sohard. will probablt make a part 2 whre he goes after fidds (mina) cuz why not sprinkle some fiddlestan in there too. make them all kiss.