#I LOVE your nandor sm

[spookymulti]

🦇 @therelentless​ requested Laszlo Cravensworth!

   “ I say, old chap, where the bloooody hell has Gizmo gotten off to? I’m fuckin’ starving. You ought to keep better track of that one. ”

[lucillenadelulu]

oiled up? more like glittered up 😝

— Nandor from What We Do In The Shadows!

[teagballs]

hi, lovely! i saw you’re taking requests and would love to request a nandor x reader from wwdits! 💞 maybe the house gets a new neighbor and she goes over there one night for cookies to introduce herself and it’s like a love at first sight for him? i would love to see what you come up with! :)

love at first sight - nandor the relentless

authors note: HIIII loved this request so much oh my god it was so fun to write tysm. i love nandor sm. KEEP SENDING REQUESTS!! im free to write more over the christmas break. i hope u guys have an amazing christmas, love yall.

cw: none! sweetsweet fluff. gender neutral reader. -------------------------------------------------------

You had recently moved into your new home. A comfortable house in a quiet area of Staten Island. It was a lovely place to live. Not too lonely yet not too popular - just how you liked it. After a couple days of moving your belongings into your new home and shuffling them around, you decided it would be best to introduce yourself to the neighbours. Everyone seemed friendly, some smiled on the street as they watched you gracelessly drag your new furniture into the house. You wanted to be involved in the community, make a friend of your acquaintances. So far, you have been successful. Your method? Bringing freshly baked goods to your neighbours. The way into peoples hearts was their stomachs.

After next introducing yourself to the neighbours opposite you - inhabited by a quirky couple named Sean and Charmaine - you were encouraged to talk to the residence on their right.

"Yeah, they're a strange bunch, but some of my best pals! European or somethin'." Sean explained.

According to the pair, there was a group of 5 neighbouring them. They spoke highly of them.

Charmaine cut in, "Oh, but y'know what? I never see them out during the day. They must all work bad hours, I think. You'd be better going in the evening time." Strange, you thought, but only for a moment. This actually worked out better. It gave you more time to prepare some confectionery.

By the time you approached the house, the sky had already faded to an amber and rose colour. The house had an overbearing presence. It was like something out of a book. On the walk to the door, you were greeted with bushes; trimmed and perfected into intricate shapes. Some of animals, some of what looked to be... genitalia? Huh. European. You note the cobble stairs leading up the entry, supported by two pillars. A deep tangerine colour shot from the stained glass windows onto the grass, it didnt seem like it was providing much light in the house as it dimmed and died on the lawn. The whole building seemed to be almost secretive. It was dark, like it was trying to hide away. You took a deep breath, holding your tupperware of cookies close to your chest. You rapped on the door.

After striking the surface of the door, you were met with silence. Then what sounded like a groan? Then a word. Maybe someone's name? You awkwardly shuffle in place as you wait. Finally, you could make out a shape approaching the door. You straightened your posture. The door creaks open, quietly.

"Hi, um, who are you?" The stranger asks in the politest way possible. From what you can make out from the dim lights of the house, he appears to be a shorter, stout man. He's wearing circular glasses and a sweater that reminds you of something your grandfather would wear. It's an overall comforting appearance. Judging the exterior of the house, you were worried someone evil and dark lived there. But that was not the case, it seemed.

You give the man your name, "I just moved in a couple days ago, I'm trying to get to know all the neighbours, I brought these," You awkwardly gesture to the tub of cookies in your hands. The man smiles at you kindly.

"How sweet, I'm Guillermo." He tells you. But before the pleasantries can continue, you are interrupted. The sound of heavy, heavy boots fills your ears. Striding down the hallway.

"Guillermo! Who is it that is at the door! They have awoken me from my slumber far too early!" A gorgeous man with long dark hair stands behind Guillermo now. He looks sleepy, his hair disgruntled. He's wearing some strange attire, nothing like you had ever seen before.

Guillermo gestures towards you, "Our new neighbour came over to introduce themself."

Nandor snaps, "A new neighbour!? Who gives a fuck about..." Oh? Oh.

It was only now that Nandor took notice of who was standing at the door. And how beautiful they were. He tugs on his clothing, trying to make him look presentable.

He clears his throat, "And your name is?" He asks. You note his accent, which makes every word spoken from his mouth seem more lavish and captivates you further. You meet his gaze and tell him your name. You have to pull away, however, fearing that you could get lost in his umber orbs forever and ever. He's fidgeting his hands, you notice. It's adorable. His fingers are looped with an assortment of rings.

"A beautiful name," he remarks, almost to himself. Flustered, it was your turn to fidget now, as you massaged the fabric of your jeans. Guillermo rolls his eyes. He knows.

"I'm Nandor the Relentless," The long haired man tells you. Strange title, but you are too wound up to notice. He could say the most absurd thing, and you will still be enamoured, it seemed.

"I, um, brought cookies!" You exclaimed, snapping out of your trance but a little too excited over some baked goods. Nandor the Relentless matches this excitement, however.

"How wonderful. I will enjoy these later, I imagine they are delicious!" He muses.

Gulliermo mutters to Nandor, "Nandor, you can't even eat human food." And Nandor quickly snaps back, "Shut up," all out of earshot to you, however.

You're dazed. So is Nandor. Even with his 36 wives, he had never felt such a connection. With this, you both found it hard to reach your next sentence. You stammered out, "Sorry if I uh, woke you up, your neighbour said you worked a late shift? So I thought coming in the evening would be better." You smiled.

"Late shift? No, I was slumbering-!" Gulliermo lightly shoves Nandor, to shut him up.

"That's right! Nandor was sleeping, just about to wake up for work." He smiled, covering for him.

Nandor catches on, "Oh! Yes! I have just awoken to start work at my normal human job. At the railroad."

You giggle at his manner of speaking. A railroad worker works late shifts? You had never figured.

"Oh! Cool! Well, yeah, I just wanted to introduce myself to all the neighbours and bring a little gift." You gesture to the cookies again, Nandor takes them finally. Maybe he was a little reluctant to take them from your hands as he worried you would disappear after. Your fingers lightly grazed his, a touch that lasted a little longer than average for such an exchange, but you still wish it continued.

Although you didn't want to leave and it felt like you were being pulled to stay, you decided it would be best not to intrude any longer. Especially if Nandor had to start work soon. "Yeah! So um, I hope to see you 'round. Have a good evening." You flashed another big smile and thumbs up.

"Yes! I do hope to see you around!" Nandor held an even bigger smile at you. It made your heart warm.

You turned on your heel and walked back to your house. It was only then when you were filled with dread. 'Why the fuck did I give him the thumbs up!?" You externally cursed. You were going to overthink this whole exchange all night. God you hoped to see Nandor again. In your heart you knew you would.

[beansprean]

I know this is a widely agreed upon thing we’ve all observed in him but I love how you always draw Nandor fiddling with his hands or his rings in some way, it’s just nice to see such a small character detail referenced so much because I also do that lol

HE ABSOLUTELY MUST!! 73% of his characterization relies on the Tism Hands. I love him sm. Anon pls celebrate your fiddles they are part of Your Characterization ❤️❤️❤️

[therelentless]

portayal is to THE T; exacto; hilarious; ON POINT! Like, I can totally hear Nandor from your posts and i love it sm. uwu I always look forward seeing you on my dash ALL THE TIME uwu.

{ @malumxsubest ;;

ooc;; is this years old? maybe, and for that i'm sorry, but this still makes me smile just as the first time i read it (because i did read it multiple times). thank you! this always means a lot, and i mean it every time i say it.

[rrguearch]

What kind of seducer are you?

Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behaviour also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

tagged by: i stole it from @therelentless​​

 tagging;; you ; )

[nadjasnandor]

I think this season pulled the rug out from nandor and the audience at the same time, bc we were so sure about guillermo's feelings for nandor, it was a given, like ofc he's in love with him and now it's all a big ??? and i'm suffering bc just like nandor i took it for granted and i miss it sm. when the freddie ep comes out i'm not gonna make it tbh

It's just jarring after s3 where it was all so obviously in your face. But now it's Nandor's turn to be visibly, phatically in love. I also miss it, though. I'm both excited for and dreading the Freddie ep, God bless. <3

[bespectacledbookworm]

S4 E4 of WWDITS reaction?? idk here's my thoughts in real time

Okay Nandor's gonna run out of wishes and then what is he gonna do with Marwa, lol (eat her? Let her live her life? poor things a robot at this point... Marwa girl u need to leave)

did ya'll see Lazlo and Nadja's matching red hair streaks bc I DID true love ya'll

Colin just wants to read fairytales!!! bruh same i love fairytales sm

OH MY GOD this night market is straight out of Guillermo Del Toro's mind palace and i love it THE GARBAGE FAIRIES and the little shoe dudes very brian froud!

FAMILIAR FIGHTS??? SHIT

OH my god the dodge ad in the middle of the familiar fight

the familiar that's smoking while he's fighting ooooh my god dude

Big Ed's Anarchy & Apothecary

FUCK this keeps getting worse (kill your friend) geez

oooh we love fight between frenemies/star crossed lovers

I'm beginning to think that Laszlo is just raising Colin into another Colin, unfortunately. What if the whimsy of fairytales put him on a different path? Oh well.

[forgetbeams]

Hello! I absolutely love your art sm! Are you planning on making any more wwdits prints? (I'm specifically referring to that blushing nandor, it is so amazing)

thank you!!! 😍 of course, i will definitely make more wwdits prints!!!! and i appreciate interest in specific pieces, it helps me know what people would want. i love shadows so much i can’t imagine my life without her rn. i hope to make more print worthy art!

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[readandwritesilver]

I just finished your fic omg.... im dying for nadja to get closure. i loved it sm, i'm gonna keep going back to it for sure!!

thank you !!!

the next one is going to be fairly guillermo & nandor centric, but there's definitely going to be closure for nadja !! i'm still working out the details (im taking a bit of a break from writing for a few days, bc that fic kinda burnt me out and also i have a lot on my plate with midterms), but i do know ultimately what i want to do with her and hopefully it'll be what you're looking for :]

[therelentless]

@downpaths​ asked: [ 📱 — sms ] i love you as much as a human heart can love. (from boyfred)

* text message starters II accepting II

Nandor froze when he read the message and then immediately proceeded to drop the phone on his desk as if this one was burning through his skin. How was he supposed to reply to this? oh, he knew how, but couldn’t bring himself to write those three words. -- It wasn’t that Nandor thought himself incapable of love, or that he didn’t believe in it. The problem was that as much as he wanted to be loved and needed to feel loved, love was also something that scared him. What they had between them was fine, it made him happy, and yes, slowly Manfred had become this person of great importance to Nandor, but love? love was a very heavy word, making this relationship about love implied so many things and Nandor could feel himself panicking.

He grabbed the phone and then put it immediately back down, an action that he repeated around three more times until he finally began to type his message. ‘Same’, ‘Cool’, ‘I know’, ‘Don’t blame you’, ‘Of course you do’, ‘✌’ He typed each one of these and deleted them before sending them. There was one that took him the longest to type.

‘Yes, thanks, this... It makes me happy to know it, and if you want to know something, I guess you can say that I love you too... even if at times you’re a bit of an idiot and your jokes are not at all funny, but you’re okay I guess, more than ok and the nights are kind of boring when you’re not around. Also, sorry for being kind of a dick sometimes.’

He decided to read what he had typed once again before pressing send. “Eew no, that.. this... it’s too much, it’s too ridiculous. Forget it.” This message as well was deleted only to be replaced by a much shorter one that Nandor was quick to send.

- text to [ BOYFRED ];; Sorry. Wrong Number.