#I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH LUNARRRR

[teddybeartoji]

mickey........stupidturo cumming in your underwear...but he does it while your wearing them, tugging them down a little bit so that when he cums he gets it all over your pussy and in the inside of your panties before pulling them back up...help me....

I WILL BITE YOU I WILL MARRY YOU LUNAR MY BABY

IMAGINE HIS SMILE AS HE PLACES THE PANTIES BACK OVER YOUR CUNT???????? LIKE HE'S SOOOO PROUD OF THE MESS HE JUST MADE HOOOOOLY FUCKK LIKE HE'S GOT SUCH A DOPEY FUCKING SMILE ON HIS FACEEEE GODDDDDDD HE'S SO CUTEE HIS CHEEKS ARE ALL FLUSHED AND HE'S SWEATING AND HE'S NOW TRACING HEARTS INTO YOUR THIGHS LIKE PROPER LOVERBOYYYY🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴pls he need to come to meeeeee satoru psspspspspsss here kitty kitty<33

[shanghai-ohmy]

Day 9: Fiery

Badgerclops tears himself apart to fight a monster that’s threatening the city. Mao Mao realizes just how much he cares about Badgerclops. It’s a good-old-fashioned brawl. Grab it at AO3 or right here on the blue website.

The monster bore down on them, its long, knifelike legs cutting gashes into the ground as it skittered closer. It felt like the fight had been going on for hours. They’d managed to push it back away from the city and into the barren land near the cliffs, but the monster showed no signs of giving up. It roared with its reptilian head, a crest of fins rising menacingly from its neck.

“Ugh, we get it!” Badgerclops yelled, firing a beam directly into its open mouth. “You’re big and you suck! Go home!”

The shot crackled into its body and then discharged harmlessly through its arms and into the ground. 

“UUUGHH!” Badgerclops groaned, throwing his head back. “Mao, this thing won’t quit!”

“Let’s see how it handles THIS!” Mao Mao leapt up into the air, a confident grin on his face as he angled himself for a clean slice across the monster’s throat. But the thing moved its head to intercept, grabbing Mao Mao’s katana in its teeth and flinging it, along with Mao Mao, far from the fight.

“MAO MAO!” Adorabat screamed. She turned back to the monster, terrified.

“Stay back, Adorabat!” Badgerclops said, pushing her behind him. He calculated his options. The monster could absorb electricity, presumably because the legs it had jammed into the earth were grounding it. Its scales didn’t look particularly tough except on its limbs, but Mao Mao hadn’t been able to get a good hit in because it was too fast. Badgerclops concluded that he needed to catch it by surprise. Something corrosive could work… 

His eyes widened. A plan came together in his head. A tremendously stupid plan. His heart was pounding. This was a grade A bad idea. But what else could he do? 

“Adorabat, smoke bomb!”

She flew up into the air and tossed one at the monster’s head. It hissed, swinging its head blindly in the resulting cloud.

“Go find Mao Mao!”

“But but but, Badgerclops! What about you?”

He sprinted towards the monster’s side while it was blinded. “I’ve got a plan! Just go!”

Adorabat flew off in the direction Mao Mao had gone, though she didn’t look happy about it.

It’s better that she’s not around for this anyway, Badgerclops thought. She’d pick up some bad habits. He stared up at the monster. He had to be fast; there would be no chance of hitting that thing after it regained its senses from the smoke bomb.

He rocketed onto its back, wrapping his robotic arm around its neck to hold himself steady. The monster roared, flailing in an attempt to fling him off. Badgerclops held on tight. He stared at his own shoulder. This was the moment; no time for doubts.

There was always a spare screwdriver secured to his shoulder plate. He kept it for emergency repairs. His lips twisted into a smirk as he popped it out; this was NOT a repair.

He jammed the screwdriver into a small hole in his arm and started twisting. Screw after screw fell out of their metal housings, tumbling to the ground below. Sweat gleamed on his brow. This had better fucking work.

With the panel no longer secured, he wrenched his claws underneath it and tore it off, exposing the internals of his arm. Hundreds of hydraulic lines and wires, plus a massive PCB board were laid bare. But he was going after something else: a huge brick wrapped in blue plastic.

If I survive this, he thought, I’m adding an acid spray to this thing.

Gritting his teeth, he ripped the battery from its housing. Instantly his robot arm went limp. A nauseating wave of pain shot through him as each individual nerve receptor ran out of power and shut down. Suddenly his prosthetic was nothing more than a dead weight. 

The monster shook violently, nearly throwing him off now that his arm wasn’t helping. Badgerclops roared back, unsure of what else to do. He was filled with fury, sick to death of this monster and this fight. 

He set the battery down on the monster’s back, holding it between his legs. It was almost as big as a cinderblock, and almost as heavy too. Using the screwdriver like a chisel, he cracked open the safety casing and tossed it off to the side. The battery was now fully exposed. This was the moment. 

He really wished he’d come up with a better plan.

Badgerclops jammed the screwdriver into the battery, smashing a hole in the cell. Extremely corrosive battery acid began to pour out, audibly hissing as it made contact with the monster’s scaly flesh. He disconnected his arm at the shoulder and grabbed the battery, running along the monster’s back to spread the acid as much as possible. Even in a battery this size, there wasn’t a lot, so every drop counted. He knew it wouldn’t kill the monster; it wouldn’t even do much damage. But it would hurt like hell, and that might be enough to get a real shot in.

The monster screamed in pain, dropping to the ground. Badgerclops knew what it would do next; it would roll over in the dust and dirt, trying to wipe the acid from its back. He jumped away as it turned on its side. His landing wasn’t graceful. The monster ran its enormous, knifelike arms against its back to no avail. It wailed again, rolling over just like Badgerclops had predicted.

All four of its limbs were up in the air and out of the ground. Its stomach pointed towards the sky. Badgerclops made a desperate dash towards its side, thrusting a claw out in front of him. This was absolutely insane. He was unarmed! Heheh, unarmed. Even if he tore a gash from this thing���s head to its tail, it probably wouldn’t be any deeper than a papercut! But if it hurt enough, maybe the monster would finally run away and they’d be safe again.

He jammed his claw into the softest spot he could find and wrenched it towards himself. A wound opened up. For a moment, he was hopeful. This might actually work.

Then its other arm slammed into him, flinging him back against the nearby cliff. His ears rang. Sparks danced across his vision. Something was bleeding for sure. The monster righted itself and dashed towards him, furious. It jabbed an arm into the cliff, barely missing him as he rolled out of the way. His discarded arm hung from its neck like a scarf. The monster’s roar was deafening.

Badgerclops scrabbled at the cliff for a rock to throw. No more plans, no more options. This was it. He stared up at the monster’s open mouth.

“Hey, ugly! Get away from my friend!”

“Mao Mao?!” Hope ignited in his chest.

“LUNARRRR-”

He saw Mao Mao silhouetted in the air above the monster.

“SLAAAAAAASH!”

A line of brilliant light bisected the creature. It began to turn to ash at the point of contact, black flecks peeling off into the breeze. The process continued, slowly taking over the monster’s entire body until nothing was left but grit in the air. Mao Mao sheathed his sword. A fire burned in his eyes.

“Badgerclops!” Adorabat shouted. “Your arm!”

Mao Mao rushed past her, grabbing Badgerclops in a hug. “Badgerclops!! I was so worried, I… I’m so glad you’re alright.”

Badgerclops slumped against the stone cliff, barely hugging Mao Mao back. He felt like ten tons of lead. “Thanks, Mao…”

“That lunar slash was INCREDIBLE!!” Adorabat said, flying over. “Why don’t you do that all the time?”

Mao Mao looked at his gloves. “It requires a certain emotional state. I need… conviction. Every cell in my body has to be set on the same goal.”

Badgerclops smiled weakly. “Like saving someone you love?”

“Yes Badgerclops, that’s exactly-” Mao Mao realized what he’d said and turned red all the way up to his ears. Badgerclops giggled as Mao Mao turned away and started speedwalking back towards the city. “Well, you’re safe now, blah blah blah, see you back at HQ!”

“At least come back and get me with the aerocycle!” Badgerclops called after him.