#I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[ordinarybeinghauntedbyderealism]

She literally has me LIKE ALL TWEEKING RIGHT NOW IM LITERALLY LIKE SMACKING MY SELF RIGHT NOW HOLY DUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKK AHE HAS ME SCREAMING INTO MY FUCKING PILLOWWWWW NAH BRO IM TO OLD TO BE ACTING THIS CHILDISH BUT SHE LITERALLY HAS ME ACTING LIKE THIS FUCK FUCK I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[lyctorism]

kill nocturne? can i kill her? can i kill her oh my god i want her buried. i've had nocturne on a list ever since i met her. she was in love with you, you know. i don't care if she protects my love, my light my moon in the sky i want her dead stay away from herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr we're married!!!!!!

[lesbianpikachuu]

FOR WHEN U RETURN...... A GIFT... she’s thinking about u

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MORE BABIE TIME

[camillelafaye]

i love my son so muchhhhhhh 😣😣😣

[yamikawas]

HEY DID YOU KNOW!!! That Yoomtah is so in love with you! Head over heels! Absolutely obsessed with every part of you!

MMNSGSDHSGZHXJXBBFFHGGSJJGFVHSHJDNBBBDJSKSNBSJ;B;IS SHE REALLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spunkyspy]

AUBRY ROLLING HER EYES AT THE CAMERA

[jin-was-here]

Moze... is.... fucking... AWESOME. HOLY SHIT WHY DID I PLAY ZANE FIRST. AHHHH

[h-a-m-t-e-e-t-h]

I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[ohifonlyx33]

“Don’t be lonely again. Don’t ever think about disappearing in a scenic place. You have me.” “You won’t be by my side.” “I won’t be by your side, but I will always hope... that you won’t be lonely. Be happy until the end of your life. I would be grateful if you would do that.”

THIS IS THE MEANING OF LOVE. THEY LITERALLY DEFINE LOVE.

SoMEONE GET ME A RECORD SO I CAN PLAY THe CelINE DION SONG.  I NEED TO GO LAY DOWN IN A RIVER BED AND THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE.

nothing quite so romantic as pretending to get lost so you can have a little stroll along the border between north and south korea. dude. JUST GO WITH HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. You can run away to Switzerland. PLEASE.

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 08 + 09.05.19 lbs

08.05.19

lmao some very on the nose bg music for this dumbass (kaise mujhe tum mil gayi from ghajini) as he drives home in his khushfehmi.

janhvi listening to that same song: “pyaar andha hota hai, aur dimaag se paidal bhi. aur uska jeeta jaagta example hain mere patidev. par ek chutki badle ki keemat tum kya jaano dhruv babu?” i love her i love her i love herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bechaara kabir relegated to a tinyass sofa in his own damn room.

methinks she's gonna give kabir an anika type soaking.

yup.

lol this all just a set up to get us some shirtlessness, isn't it. *poo voice* i don't minddddd.

arre taad lo behan, taad lo. tumhara hi pati hai. seems like he was putting on the show for your benefit anyway.

a grownass man struggling to untangle himself from his own tshirt. ~~~~~HOT.🙄🙄🙄

(this man is in the army???? with these reflexes?) 

OK WHY IS IT SUCHHHHHHHH A STRUGGLE??? JUST PULL IT OFF HIS HEAD. JESUS. dimaag ke paidal toh yeh dono hain.

good lord she’s climbing the bed to help. behen, bachcha so raha hai udhar, pls dekh ke.

their theme music is so damn sad and wailyyyyy. doesn’t suit scenes like these. maybe have a piano theme for romantic scenes???

lmao she fully snuck a peek. ainvayi mein sharafat ka naatak earlier.

“like what you see?” 😏😏😏

colour coordinated nightclothes with chotu.

ohohohohoho.

i like how these two's moments express care and respect for each other in a mostly quiet and casual manner. no big drama. very lowkey. nice.

lol bachche ke upar bhi sexual tension. and some saaasky flash of collar bone.

poojahnvi (that's what imma call her in scenes like these) is having bhaari crisis of conscience (thanks to amma) while doing yoga.

whereas all i can think of while doing yoga is that "this is it. this is how i go. they're going to find my dead body a twisted mess, and my face half eaten off by my cat."

JFC WHAT A FUCKING CREEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh shuru ho gaya iske thakele cheesy lines.

ofc.

yeah i'm not feeling it. i hope she isn't either.

lolllll she isn't. she's not at all amused.

but also a little jealous at the thought of him flirting with others? ugh girl don't.

lmao bye fool. my girl has no patience or shits to give about you.

“kaala teeka apne parivaar ko lagao.... kyunki nazar unpe lagne waali hai... meri.”

suspicious medicine delivery.

“mummy ko achchi health suit nahi karti.”

WHAT A GODDESS. OUFF.

this poor mom. like idk is she's a puraani paapi too, but for now i feel very bad for her.

WHO GAVE THIS FUCKING MANIAC A CROSSBOW????????????

“i'm not a creeper like kavya.”

buddy the biggest creeper i see here is you. fuckhen asshole.

“bargad ka ped hoon main!!!!!!!!!!!!!” sure.

UM YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN. GIVE HER THE CROSSBOW!

SINGLEHANDEDLY UPROOTED HIS ARROW!

god i love her dramatic ass.

what deal? why is this army person threatening kabir? does he really not remember due to ptsd or something or.....

oh. he does remember.

OH SHIT VYOM A DESHDROHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

a deshdrohi who's still a good friend, i guess.

vyom's like i can't tell you why i did this, but good the bullet hit me, coz i am tired of being a dhokebaaz. BC SHAADI AUR BACHCHE KARNE SE PEHLE NAHI THAK SAKTA THA TU???? UNKI ZINDAGI BHI TABAAH KARDI.

whatcha wanna bet kabir's haraami dad is also a deshdrohi and ties into this shit, all rang de basanti style?

poor bir. dumbass friend ki kasam mein uski poori zindagi uthal-puthal ho gayi.

crafty machination to get kavya to takeover mummy ki dawaai duties. aur lo, aadarsh bahu fell for it.

teddy bear and murder barbie.😚😚😚

09.05.19

oh shit creepy driver is on the prowl.

poor kabir is still in a stupor.

HE JUST CALLED HIM ZOMBIE MITTAL. HE'S SUCH A MEAN FATHER, GOD, I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

kabir's like ~~~~deserves you right. you're reaping what you sowed. i love him. i wish janhvi would team up with him and they'd both take down This Fucker™.

he's actually coercing him to give a statement in his favour. by god kya haraami aadmi hai yeh.

“mujhe kyun lag raha hai ki aap mujhse jhoot bulwane ki koshish kar rahein hain?” hein???? lag raha hai???? saaf saaf toh bola hai ki jhoot hi bolna hai. 

kabir like lol nope.

as predicted this asshole's flying off the handle. god how does anyone tolerate him???????/

manohar is in gwalior tracking kavya's history. she's an orphan who was a good student.

This Fucker™ has issues that it's all clean.

“jab kuch hai nahi toh kaise paida karoon???” manohar is frustrated. i say you channel that into murdering him, manohar.

oh shit oh shit.

tera haraami baap toh narak jayeega hi, lekin dhruv tu bhi jaayega, for doing this dirty work for him.

kabir [internally]: hey bhagwaan mujhe itna chutiya bhai kyun mila?????

bhai ki kasam and blah blah.

he noticed that kabir's a lil off. shukar. otherwise he's so clueless he couldn't find the nose on his own face.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit.

but also, big props to you my smart little cookie! 98%!!!!! (hope her MSc is in something chemical/pharma related, like our Queen Svetlana.)

she came to interview with PK for a job as janhvi agarwal from nainital. and manohar was there??? then why were they introduced when they saw each other the other day?

kabir's practising his jhooti speech. but lapses into a jhanvi like aside about how his dad is actually a terrible person.

wow kavya was witnessing this. bet she feels great about this husband she's saddled with.

and now he's telling her some parable about kachchua and khargosh and his father?

“dad aur kachchua race lagaate hain ki jo jeetega woh zyaada progressive hai. usmein bhi kachchua aage nikaal jaata hai. ek nadi mein rehne waala sau saal puraana kachchua, uski soch bhi dad se kaiiii zyaada progressive hoti hai.”

snort. i enjoyed this very elaborate burn.

kavya [internally]: bitch what???? all you mittals are so weird.

he's telling her to say no, and she's like nahiiiii main zaroooor jaoongi! GOD SHE'S SUCH A DHEENT. HE'S FULLY SUPPORTING YOU AND YOU'RE BEING A CHAATU IDIOT.

“tum na, woh banti jaa rahi ho.” “kya?”

“mahaan. jaisi janhvi bhaabi hain.” ooooooooooh kabir, i sense some resentment!

here poojanhvi's records are missing. BUT SHE LEFT UP THAT BIG PHOTOGRAPH OF HERSELF ON THE BOARD????????

"management change" is the reason. and that her photo was taken from the college magazine. i doubt that she'd be so sloppy and leave this kinda trace tho.

blah blah red herring.

blah blah evil monologue. hope janhvi murders this guy soon. i want to see her all villanelle style feral.

oh janhvi's come to visit amma. for her rare treat of dessert and maa ke haath ka khaana.

“us ghar ki roz ki daawatein mere gale se nahi utarti.”

backstory: pooja/rani were on the streets before they were found by amma. no memories of mom because she "went missing" after rani's birth.

dude 99% of this is like anika/gauri's story.

meanwhile ishaani has succesfully set kavya up.i sometimes find her cartoonish villainy kinda funny.

jahnvi’s inhaling the food to get back and.......

lol convincing mandir act.

“suno. i love you.”

lmaooooooooooooo.

"iski alag apni one-sided love story chalu hai! isse koi batao ranbir kapoor ki baat alag hai; asli life mein yeh ek tarfa pyaar mein koi taaqat-waaqat nahi hoti." hahahahahaha

oh god please amma. don't ship them now. SHE DESERVES BETTER.

chachi ki comedy. pass.

lol kavya agrees with sonali that chachi is a little too Extra and chachi's like hello apne aap ko dekho, margili chipkali dikhti ho.

some more bakwaas comedy till ishaani intervenes and sends kavya on her way. phew.

manohar is up to haraamipana already. ugh.

OH NO JANHVI! DON'T CRASH!!!!!!!!1

tomorrow: dawaai ki asar. sigh.

[hraewordsmith]

I love herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

an i love yoooouuuuUUu

now have a slepy rae

[burgesskims]

VIOLET LOOKS SO CUTE!!!! I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[decalexas]

Chey is lgbk Lexa into Christmas?? I can just imagine her, Gus, Anya and Aden taking a family Christmas photo and Lexa is just standing there with a santa hat on holding her cat and they are both like -____- in the photo.

ooooooohhhhhhh I love this

I feel like she actually really enjoys the holiday season? Yeah she’s a bit grumpy, but deep down she really loves her People and likes having time dedicated to that. She really enjoys finding or making thoughtful gifts for everyone in her little “family”, and she’s Sentimental so she has like a box full of Christmas cards and family Christmas photos going back a few years.

awww now I’m thinking about like the four of them getting into the Christmas Spirit, like everyone gets a stocking hung on the fireplace in Gustus’ farmhouse (like Aden and possibly Anya don’t even live there,,,,) and throughout the month they’ll just add little things here and there to each others’ stockings and then on Christmas they spend the day together (Well Aden probably spends it with his family and then comes over later in the day) and look at all their little gifts

also omg someone hanging mistletoe in the doorways of the house lakjd;ajsfdj and Lexa kissing Aden’s forehead, and Gustus kissing Lexa’s forehead or Lexa pecking him on the cheek ;______; (clarke comes over once or twice and they end up walking through the doorway at the same time and lexa just gives her like the Softest Cheek Kiss Ever even tho she isn’t really a PDA type of person)