#I LITERALLY JUST WANT TO DRAW LIKE A PENIS OR SOMETHING BUT I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE........VIRGINIA.............

[lunearobservatory]

Ooh, saw the color thingy

Virginia + C8 w/ kermit

this ask broke my brain btw. I got it in october 2023 anon idk who u are and i do NOT blame u. but when i tried to picture virginia with expression c8 in color palette kermit my brain fully stopped functioning. i tried drawing it like seven times and they were all shit. i tried drawing something else, it was shit. i tried to think of what virginia would look like to me; my brain became a black hole. all knowledge instantly left me. I can't draw anymore i don't know what's WRONG WITH ME but THIS ASK STARTED IT. WHAT THE FUCK DOES VIRGINIA LOOK LIKE

[bleedchan]

my steam review for ButtKnight, an anime porno game that just had a demo released.

it's called: a way to not have to see the men too much? lol

jesus, straight westerners are the worst. they're so scared of seeming gay that even when they can draw hot anime girls, they make the guys look absolutely disgusting, like, as a joke or something.

i really like how the girls look. i wishlisted this game because of it, despite having my brother on my steam, lol. and yet when i started it up and was greeted with ButtKnight on the splash screen and his chin looks like a butt and the throne armrests look like butts i just went like, "uch," instinctively. like, i couldn't stop myself.

i'm sure a bunch of people *like* the sense of humor this game – it's called ButtKnight, after all! and even if you skip the story, you're presented with a tedious unskippable tutorial that spoonfeeds you the advanced gameplay concepts of a shmup with a shoot button, a slash button, and a bomb button – but is mostly an excuse to force you to experience the borderlands-tier western indie game dev humor. oh hehe ButtKnight fell over and you see his butt now!

it's just this pervasive feeling of like, i guess the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke's on me, huh? you're making me sit through your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ randy pitchford wannabe resetera tier standup, you're putting ButtKnight's face with his butt chin xD on my hud at all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times in case i get too shy about the idea of having a boner about anime girls while A Man is present.

i'm not sure where the developers are from, but as bad as brown hair main character kun is in every harem anime and porn game ever, at least he isn't actively trying to make my penis softer by looking sooo comedically ugly and being called ButtKnight (maybe when you beat the game it goes way to go ButtKnight! and you see him having sex with all the girls!) and being on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hud at all times lol. sometimes it feels like French people are the worst for this, to the point many seem to have a straight up fetish for ugly men. are the developers French..? just a shot in the dark.

anyway, i want to like this game so badly. it's like 80% of the way to being amazing, and then they smear dog poopy all over parts of it because they started feeling too panicky about the idea of like working on a horny video game without making it seem like this big stupid joke and having mr magoo at all times on the hud like doomguy to occasionally slide in and say something like claptrap and then fart.

so i guess i'll tepidly recommend it, but with a disclaimer. lol. but i mean the game isn't out yet. maybe you could make a teehee funny joke option that censors all the men's faces with mosaics, or replaces them with stuffed animals, or you could pay an actual japanese porn artist to make alternate art for all the men? can we all convince the developers this would be really funny before the game is actually released?

again, it's almost amazing. i want to like it so bad. maybe you could just put a helmet on all the men.

EDIT: lol, im glad theres a demo because i had it paused to write this, and when i started playing and saw the rotating buttknight head on the loading screen and ButtKnight got a powerup and i saw his butt more xD i said out loud to myself "i literally can't play this" and closed it immediately. it's a bold choice artistically and i respect that they're going for it despite it losing them sales, as an artist, but i also hate it. they could have made him look like jump king!

EDIT EDIT: for more enjoyment, go back and read this in trevor from gta 5's voice.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: JESUS JUST MAKE THE *PLAYER* A HOT GIRL TOO!!! WHY ISNT THE BUTTKNIGHT A HOT GIRL??? ITS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OBVIOUS!!! EVERYONE WOULD LIKE IT MORE!!! IF YOURE SO SCARED TO SEEM GAY THAT YOU CANT DRAW GUYS THAT ARENT TOTALLY DISGUSTING JUST DRAW GIRLS SINCE YOURE GOOD AT THAT!!! ♥♥♥♥ SAKE!!! AAAAA!!!

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: you know, for a game called ButtKnight, there's sure a lot of focus on boobs.......... i bet you see buttknights butts on various parts of his body more than you see girls asses, honestly. again, it's so close to being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, and overall if i'm being objective – like, not taking into account how frustrated i am that the overall thing is unplayable for me – the game is maybe 75% amazing. the gameplay seems cool, mechanically! the art is objectively high quality! they just smeared dog poopy on 25% of it, and the smell of that 25% is so bad i'd rather go play like a japanese porno game that doesn't have *any* dog poopy.

[erigold13261]

Peter Porker’s power came be like 髙羽史彦 or Fumihiko Takaba from the manga Jujustsu Kaisen where he has the power to make anything happen… as long as Porker believes it funny. Porker is not aware of this power yet, which makes the power useful only when Porker believes in his/her/their funniness. And this makes him/her/them very dangerous to Miguel and Nueva York.

I know nothing about Jujustsu Kaisen, but from this description all I can think of is Porker having a terrible sense of humor that allows her to find a lot more stuff funny than the average person which just makes her powers even more strong!

Also thinking of Peni, which I will explain more about her in another ask when I find time to draw for it, but I like the idea of powers evolving overtime and generations to the point you can have people made of organic metal in one generation, and then the next could potentially be naturally occurring robots (or something in a similar vein as that).

So I just think any powers more related to technology or maybe entertainment and power, are more like New Age powers. Technomancers are ones that come to mind (even people who can astral project like Psychics or Margo are old powers but being able to connect with tech makes them new powers).

So I like to think Porker's powers are a blend of Old and New Age powers. Where there was always powers of manipulation, but their power is more based on new age humor in a looney tune style type thing. I don't even know if this is making any real sense, as it is hard to think of Porker's powers, but I think this would be a good way to put it (which brings into question if Porker could even fully control their power in the end since finding something funny can be subjective and one day Porker might not have any powers at all if they lose their humor or something).

Also, off topic a bit, but if Ellie is a character who can fly a helicopter and stuff, I think Porker being just a literal pig could be a thing lol. Maybe full animal characters are more common, but they can't speak, so Porker being able to speak is an anomaly by itself (or just super rare). I don't know but I want him to be friends with Ellie so much now because of this lol

[somethincreates]

tysm for telling me about your tumblr. i didn't realize u had one for some reason. i am so happy to see your art! your look and style is so distinct and it makes me happy. i really really really love your drawings of shenhe and yanfei. yanfei is actually my fav genshin character and that expression you drew on her is so silly, i can't stop giggling. i don't even care for march too much, but i think you captured her essence so well in that sketch that i feel like i might fall in love. it's too adorable

i stopped playing genshin ages ago, so i have no idea who a lot of these b-words are, but i like the drawings you did of the one with the eyeballs!

i was thinking again about one of the notes you put in the work of the kafstel shorts-about how you wrote about small sizes contrary to what people might expect to see in explicit works like this (with humiliation or whatever) and i really like that you handled it like that because it's sooo wholesome and heartwarming! i am so unhealthily obsessed with kafstel and i might be repeating myself with my other comment, but i really feel like you captured them so well and it feels so real... they were made for each other... they truly are each other's destinies and perfect for one another and it makes me so happy

your creative wonder has haunted my mind and i am so grateful for it- because it makes me feel comforted, cozy, and proud to know that someone like you exists out there. i even ended up pulling out my tablet and doing a little sketch of stelle because of you. fair warning, it is nsfw, but it's nothing detailed or over-thetop because i'm too simple. i just wanted to depict stelle with a lil peen bc i think it's adorable... SHE is adorable and all people should feel no shame or insecurities about their looks or bodies. though... i dont rlly have any experience drawing peens (or genitalia at all LOL!) i really think i could've gone smaller.... oh well, it's really nothing special, but you can see it if you go to imgur and add /a/IzUJroq to the end of the website url

you don't have to reply or acknowledge this message at all (especially if you don't want the nsfw image to be associated with your blog) it's completely fine and understandable to me. im just happy to have had a reason to interact again

thank you again for sharing your works!

I don't really advertise my tumblr as I haven't really done much with this blog yet. I only have it listed on my AO3 bio and that's it. I figured I make it a special place for those that care to see my art or potential drabbles I'd write. Also, Yanfei liker, truly goated.

To ramble on with an anecdote, I wrote Small Packages with the idea in mind of that size to show how in a loving sort of relationship, especially one destined to be, size is irrelevant to an extent. Being literally made for each other is such a lovely romantic idea. Perfect for KafStel.

I had the idea for making Stelle have small size because I noticed there wasn't any fics, art, or anything else that depicted small sizes in a positive light. At least not as much as packing major heat does. For anything that is, not just for Stelle. Even fairly middle of the road sizes don't get a lot of things made for them. I get why as it's a fantasy so going big with anything is expected. Like height, breast size, or powers, etc. It's not inherently bad and I see nothing wrong with it, I just noticed how there wasn't a lot or moderate amount of small penis fics/art/ect out there that wasn't humiliation in some way.

Nothing against humiliation play, just not my thing. At least not the more aggressive forms of it.

This goes into my creation process. When I notice there isn't a lot of something that I find interest in, I want to make it. Thusly, not a lot of small penis appreciation, not a lot of Stelle being top, not a lot of wholesome and heartwarming smut, therefore I made Small Packages. Big things come in them after all. This was the case at the time of planning and writing, that is.

Typically that's how it goes. I see a lack of something I want to see then I make it so it exists out there. Pretty much the majority of my fics and art are made because I couldn't find it elsewhere and wanted it to exist. The file name I make my art on is called "Ideas to manifest" for a reason.

Anyway, thank you for the kind words. I'm glad that you drew somethin'. Stelle has such a cute expression. Love it a whole lot. The soft linework is somethin' I struggle with so seeing it is always a treat. It looks like it feel nice to run my fingers on. As in on a sheet of paper.

The manifesting is working.

I haven't a problem being associated with anything NSFW on this blog, given I write it so it's already associated with me. I have made NSFW art as it's part of how I plan my fics but never posted them. They're all super rough and not meant to be looked at that way. Like rough drafts are for the creative, not the audience.

Rambling again. Thank you so much for the ask, art, and read. It means a whole lot to me.

[niilue]

ෆ    ִ      ׁ  sub chifuyu - im your puppy

cw; dom reader, fem reader, pegging, male penetration, rimjob, dirty talk, vocal sub, anal fingering. chifuyu pov

"chifuyu i will go to the supermarket as we need some food, see you later love."

"mm yeah i'll wait for you right here, go carefully." you say without being able to take your eyes off the manga. for the first time you wanted to be fucked and ruined by your girl. just by looking at the manga drawings you felt a warmth run through your whole body. you whimpered, letting out a gasp. you didn't know where that thought had come from, you weren't like that and at least you never thought you'd ever get turned on by the thought of your girl dominating you.

you were a little embarrassed but with an adrenaline rush in your body, you didn't remember having those kinds of thoughts but you really wanted to experience what it felt like to have your girlfriend take you by the hips, spread your buttocks, lubricate your entrance and penetrate you so hard that you could cum with nothing else.

"agh." a moan escaped your lips at such dirty thoughts.

you remembered that (name), had a dildo that she used and even when they had sex you used it on her. you were attacked by the thought of wanting to know what it felt like to have one of those toys attack your little entrance.

you literally ran, leaving the manga on the floor, and went into the room they shared and searched through all the drawers until you found a purple object you had already seen of considerable size. you swallowed saliva feeling threatened by the size, but the curiosity of whether it would really give you as much pleasure as the manga's protagonist felt was stronger.

"well, it can't be that complicated." you said and sat down on the bed, pulled down your pants and boxers and spread your legs as wide as you could right in front of the mirror that adorned the wall and perfectly visualized everything that was happening on the bed. you lubricated your fingers with your saliva and began to feel your anus trying to stimulate it. you touched it and while you did it you felt how your penis was receiving prickles of pleasure, you were afraid to introduce your finger but you decided to spit even more your long fingers and slowly you felt by the lubrication of this as your anus was sucking it.

"it's so uncomfortable, ah, but partly it feels good." you admitted watching yourself in the mirror as your finger began to be swallowed by your small and wrinkled entrance. there was only one finger and you felt that more than pleasurable it was uncomfortable, so you tried to add another second finger.

"no, no, ahg, it hurts, i don't know how i'm going to put this thing up my ass if two fingers hurt so much, i wanted to feel pleasure." you whimpered and pulled out your second finger leaving only one, trying to open your entrance more but it was impossible and you were tired of salivating your fingers.

you were so concentrated in wanting to open your entrance that you had not noticed that a few seconds ago your girlfriend had arrived from shopping and when she noticed that you were not in the living room she thought you might be asleep in the bedroom or watching television, so she went to the bedroom when she heard your moans and groans, she thought something had happened to you when she came closer to the bedroom and saw that the door was open she could see the spectacle you were putting on.

open in front of the mirror trying to fuck that little entrance was the most exquisite thing your eyes could see. your cute boyfriend even with that big white shirt, was trying to take her little anus with your big purple dildo, or at least that's what he was trying to do, because his thin fingers were not doing a good job of opening that beautiful butthole.

" damn chifuyu." you said scaring this one making her turn quickly where you were, face and ears red, lips shiny with saliva and eyes watering. you thought she was going to make up an excuse that it wasn't what she thought or run out of the room in shame but what happened next made even your pussy throb hard.

chifuyu got up from the bed with no intention of running away and without any shame that his penis started to get hard and stood out under the big t-shirt he was wearing. "name, name, name." you said in moans and moved closer to her and knelt in front of her taking one of her legs.

"fuck me with that big dildo." you said without any qualms, just feeling your anus throbbing for wanting something to possess it. you didn't care about anything, you were sure your girlfriend wouldn't mind or be disgusted by you, she was so good with you that you were sure she would fuck you just the way you wanted. you wanted so much to feel that, to be dominated and scream to her between choked moans that you were her cute little whore.

you were frozen for a second by such a persistent statement, those desperate eyes, that cute mouth that made you want to use him so much and his penis rubbing part of your legs made you so excited. seeing chifuyu so submissive, willing to be used and fucked as much as he wanted, turned you on.

you knelt down in front of him and took him by his cheeks and kissed him so softly and yet so wetly. "tell me that again, chifuyu, and i'll do anything you want with that beautiful ass of yours."

"(name), mmhp, fuck me, make me scream, I want to be your slutty puppy." you said between moans and sighs unable to control yourself.

"put your torso and head on the bed, and let me take care of that needy little ass baby." you said with a grin.

chifuyu obeyed without complaint.

"no baby, i want it to be on this side of the bed, so you can see your reflection in the mirror. how much you are going to scream and enjoy how i fuck your ass. i want you to look at your bitch face when you are screaming my name and how much you love me using you as my bitch."

gasped the black-haired guy in response and did as you asked looking at his flushed face in the mirror. with no more time to waste he watched as you went down and knelt on the bed to spit your fingers and go around fingering your anus.

you felt your girl's wet fingers begin to slowly open your tight anus and as they entered without further ado. "it hurts, ahg, it bothers." you moaned.

"shh, relax baby, you'll soon get used to it." she said and inserted a second finger where you moaned more than before and hid your face in one of the pillows silencing the squeals. it still felt annoying but your own anus was starting to lubricate naturally from the intrusion, and you loved it.

so you were getting used to having two fingers in your anus, so you wanted more, and you started to move your ass to the rhythm of how your girlfriend moved her fingers, front, back, front and back. as if she was penetrating you, the friction you felt inside was making you dizzy. your penis was starting to get so hard it was hurting so much.

"you are so needy chifu. how about i use something else." you said and pulled your fingers out of his entrance.

"noooo, why the-"

before you could finish moaning, you felt something wet run all over your entrance, like ice cream being licked. your sphincter muscle definitely contracted too much.

"haa, haaaah, aahh." you gasped for air as you let out moan after moan. it felt so fucking good, like your girlfriend was literally eating your ass. you wanted to feel that tongue again. it felt so dirty but so good.

"you're such a naughty boy, chifuyu." you said in a sing-song voice to once again plunge your tongue into the pink entrance of your cute little doggy.

over and over again, you ran your tongue and chifuyo kept squirming and screaming like a slut. each lick to his anus and he was drowning in his pleas for you to keep fucking him with your tongue. "yes, yes, mhm, ah, fuck (name), do this every time, agh."

you could already see his anus well dilated ready to take that big dildo.

you looked in a box you had hidden a strap-on, you had it a long time ago, you bought it because someday you wanted to use it with someone. you thought chifuyu was not the submissive type, but you still hoped one day to convince him. there was no need, he just fell for it as you had always hoped.

" did you have that stored up for so long (name), did you know that someday you would use it on me?" he asked confused.

you put on the strap on, it was also purple and almost the same size as your dildo, quite big, not big enough to kill your cute boyfriend, obviously.

you positioned yourself next to your boyfriend and grabbed his face to turn around and make him face you. "suck it." you demanded.

with somewhat shaky hands, he took the dildo and started sucking it just like you said. at first slowly, since it was his first time doing this. he would take a breath and gasp before putting it back in his mouth. after a few minutes he got used to it and just as he moved his hands around he would suck the plastic dildo. he would push it in and out, back in again, each time deeper and deeper. "At one point you were pulled hard because chifuyu had become a maniac and wanted to eat your purple dildo.

you let him stop sucking, the dildo was completely wet with his saliva. the black-haired guy was a fucking mess, with his hands wet in his own lubricant, the corner of his lips open while drops of saliva dripped down from it and a tearful look full of pleasure.

" fuck me, fuck me, aaaagh, please, fuck me.

he said lost in lust, lifting her ass up and grabbing her butt and spreading it open for you. such a sinful image, you were so wet.

you gave him a spank that made him moan louder, and removed his hands from his ass. "i’m going to fuck you as much as you want slut."

without giving him time to answer you started to insert the dildo, slowly as it was his first time.

he gave strong blows to the bed, while he was writhing in pain and pleasure. a little more and kept sucking her anus very well the dildo. "fuck how you eat my cock, chifuyu, like a horny bitch."

" more, more, more, fuck it more."

he yelled moving her ass closer to the plastic penis, it was almost full inside she was taking it so well.

chifuyu was no longer connecting at all, he was so lost in pleasure, this was precisely what he wanted to feel. his penis was dripping, and his anus was being fucked so richly by his girlfriend's big penis. he felt each of the thrusts deep inside him. exquisite and so wonderful. hearing his screams plus the wet thrusts were taking their toll. his girlfriend was panting heavily and shamelessly thrusting so hard, just the way he wanted it.

his reflection was something else, he didn't know himself, he rolled his eyes all the way back, completely blank. while his body moved back and forth violently. his mouth had a sadistic smile full of so much pleasure, he couldn't even articulate words. he just moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and saliva came out of his lips. at one point he turned to look at his girlfriend with that sinful face of his

"i, i..., i'm your puppy."

seeing your boyfriend so lustful and lost you felt like you could cum with such an obscene image. he was enjoying it so much. every thrust he moaned like crazy, when you pulled out your plastic penis he cried and stuck more to your crotch and took the purple penis and put it in him and started to fuck himself. "what a dirty puppy i have." you whispered to him as you bit his tongue.

"mhn, aahhhhhhh, yes, yes, fuck, fuck, fuck." by now his squeals were so loud that the neighbors were well aware of the situation.

you could see that cifuyu couldn't hold on any longer, he would cum like never before. so to make him feel your plastic penis deeper, you grabbed his neck and lay down on his back while you continued to penetrate him. "come on puppy, let it all out, cum, cum, cum."

you kept fucking him, chifuyu took the hand you had on his neck to squeeze him tighter and started to fuck him harder. you both moved in rhythm and the penis kept fucking the black hairy guy's entrance.

"fuck i'm coming, i'm coming, aaahh."

"what are you chifuyu, scream it."

"I'M YOUR PUPPY, ALWAYS, FUCK ME HARDER."

so giving the last hard thrust, chifuyu burst into such a pornographic scream, he was cumming like never before, and he kept fucking himself while jets of cum stained the sheets. it was all so fucking obscene.

"i love you, i love you, you whispered still feeling the pleasure ravage your body, your girlfriend had fucked you so hard, so good. just like you wanted, you knew you were going to love it. now you just wanted your pretty girlfriend to fuck you every minute, because you were her dirty little puppy and you wanted to be fucked like she wanted.

[not-poignant]

YES!!! Give me feral Gary!!! Give me a Gary that fucks that poor boy up!!!!

God, I can already tell the sex is gonna be good when it eventually happens. I just love dubcon when it's with characters that actually care for each other or have the potential to care for each other. And also idk if it's just me but omegaverse dubcon where it's for the omega's own good is kind of hot.

Like, I've read fics that are nothing but rape and abuse and like ZERO care whatsoever, and it really just isn't for me. That's why I love your writing so much because I can always count on there being an element of care / comfort amongst the hurt and angst.

Like, I've read fics that are nothing but rape and abuse and like ZERO care whatsoever

*nervously stares at my bookmarks* *nervously stares back at you* *quietly puts all the beginning chapters of Game Theory under the rug where Gwyn was just raping Augus and walking away with zero care for him so you don't see them* *quietly puts Survival Mode in a safe where you can't see it*

(I mean to be fair Gwyn did eventually care. But no one knew that would happen when Game Theory started, including me, because it was meant to be a tragic story with a tragic ending and the rape was very much a part of that).

Also idk if the sex is going to be good! I don't know if they'll be having sex with Efnisien 'for his own good!' Maybe Efnisien demands it and it's terrible! Maybe Gary does it and it's terrible for Efnisien's health!

This story is doing some omegaverse tropes but it's subverting a hell of a lot of others, and I can't tell you which ones I'm keeping and which ones I'll jettison until I actually start writing it. (I had to keep 'scents being things that aren't human sweat' though because that just tickles me. It's like all these alphas and omegas are walking around with perma-colognes).

Like, I cannot tell you how much I do not know what Gary and Efnisien having sex is going to look like. I know that Gary likes manhandling people and I know he likes a couple of other things, and beyond that, welp, that doesn't tell me much at all!

And also idk if it's just me but omegaverse dubcon where it's for the omega's own good is kind of hot.

Tbh I don't actually love this, which is why I went out of my way to avoid writing it in both Blackwood and The Gentle Wolf.

That doesn't mean it won't happen, or that I won't end up writing it, and I certainly have bookmarks with it, but it's not actually a preferred trope of mine to write.

I agree that it can be hot in some circumstances! But I actually don't like... 'it's for your own good' fics in some cases and omegaverse has gotten really close on that line to the point where it's been squicky. I prefer outright rape that is not for an omega's own good or something more consensual, but the middle ground is actually an uncomfortable place for me. Enough that in my first and only two shifter novels, I didn't write that even though I literally set up the greatest opportunity to write it in book 1. (I actually think people expecting that, and not getting it, is one reason why so many omegaverse lovers do not love that book. There is no 'rape but you'll like it eventually and it will even be good for you.' I made a point of it.)

I'm very sorry anon! I just don't know what's coming. It might be something you're looking forward to, but it sounds like there's as much of a chance that it might be something you're not looking forward to as well! I wish I could tell you for sure, one way or another, but when it comes to actual sex, I'm not sure exactly where they're headed.

I know Gary is going out of his way to avoid it right now, but he's got James and his past to think about, and to him it still feels too much like cheating. At any rate, Gary does not want to be a rapist or feel like a rapist, and the medical exam was plenty for him. So while he has no problems manhandling Efnisien into being touched or hugged, I think right now he would draw the line at 'my penis is so magical it will solve your heat.'

[angelhummel]

AND HE TELLS HER SHE MEANS SOMETHING TO HIM BC SHE WAS HIS FIRST. Absolutely NO other reason comes to mind, just that his penis was in her vagina in sophomore year.

and WHY would she want to be reminded of that?? She’s a lesbian yet knowing this Finn’s dumbass decides to go and talk about how she had sex with a guy like it would be some positive memory for her even tho she was so visibly uncomfortable afterwards judging by her expression and body language (props to Naya for the subtle acting before Santana was even written as a lesbian)

Right?? Like first of all, it's a blatant LIE bc you straight up said immediately after that you "felt nothing, bc it meant nothing" so like... Ok. And then he's literally like, "hmm, I just outed a girl to the entire state of Ohio when she hasn't even so much as told her family yet. How can I make this about me and my feelings and my penis??"

Honestly, as far as worst Finn relationships go for me, I think F*nntana is number one. Then Fla*ne (as explained before), then F*nchel, then F*rt. Oh and obviously Fu*nn is up there too. There's a lot of stiff competition

Also like. Hoo boy this may be a bit of a reach but we all know how Glee likes to handle dubious sexual situations (ie, they don't handle them) so. Knowing that Santana has slept with basically every guy in school. And knowing she uses sex like currency to gain social status. And knowing that she's a lesbian and doesn't actually want to be having sex with these guys. And even before she knew she was a lesbian, it's highly doubtful she was actually getting any kind of satisfaction out of sleeping with said guys. Aaand knowing that she literally never said no to any guy who wanted to have sex with her... It doesn't paint a pretty picture when you put it all together

And like you said, even if it wasn't written in that Santana was a lesbian yet, Naya acted it in such a way that Santana was about as detached as could be, and obviously didn't get any pleasure out of it. And even if, in the best case scenario, it was a plain old boring time for her, IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU BRING UP AS THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE YOU JUST OUTED. That is literally so cuckoo bananas to me, I'm still in complete shock

I've talked about it before and other people have said it, but the fact that the outing doesn't even seem like a stupid impulse thing makes it so much worse. The fact that Finn looks like he'd been waiting to turn around and throw this in Santana's face. That he's totally chill while saying it, and he draws it out as long as possible. Not even just calling her a coward for staying in the closet, but attacking her relationship and telling her that her literal girlfriend might not feel the same way. If it was a stupid impulsive thought, that's one thing. But he dug that knife in with a purpose and made sure it cut deep. You can't blame that on stupidity or impulsivity. He knew what he was doing

"Oh you called me fat? Well you're a fucking coward for not coming out of the closet :) You're in love with Brittany and she might not feel the same way :) You're tearing everyone else down bc you're constantly tearing yourself down inside bc you can't deal with these feelings :) See you at the mash off bestie!"

later that week...

"I fully recognize that suicide is a huge problem amongst lgbt teens and I fully think that is something you are capable of doing to yourself. I know you have a lot of 'anxiety' surrounding this 'stuff' and that's a super bummer for me. You should just accept yourself bc everyone in glee club loves you for who you are. Especially me, because I fucked you in tenth grade, and that's why you're so special to me <3"

[gay-jesus-probably]

I was thinking okay maybe OP is like, 40+ years old, I guess it'd make sense that someone well into middle age could be uncomfortable around minors to the point of not wanting to see a teenager reblog even a completely innocent post from them, if they're a couple decades removed from being a teenager they might've forgotten what it's like and developed a somewhat infantilizing view of teens. But nope. OP is 23. We're about the same age. An actual 23 year old has decided that six years ago they were not emotionally or mentally capable of safely engaging with a post that just says it's polite to reblog peoples writing if you like it.

...Okay but like really though all joking aside, the idea that it's impossible for minors and adults to safely interact online is really concerning to me, because the people who internalize that idea are the people who were never going to do anything to begin with. People that are looking to take advantage of kids are still going to seek them out, and if that's the only sort of interaction a minor is having with an adult they're not related to, they're not going to have the context to realize if something's wrong. Enforcing the idea of a complete social divide between minors and adults just puts minors in even more danger. It also sets young adults up for failure, because the teenage years are literally about making that transition from a child to an adult, and it's really hard for a teenager to figure that out if they're not supposed to have anything to do with adults until they turn 18. The eighteenth birthday isn't the day that your brain immediately becomes Adult; it's just an arbitrary line that we've drawn as a way to universally agree that yes, this is when most people are well on their way to figuring stuff out, so let's call this the cutoff point for legal definitions. But for that to actually work, teenagers need to have been interacting with adult society to some extent before that. I'm not saying younger teenagers should be treated as adults, because they definitely are not, but it's also not fair to be treating a sixteen year old like a ten year old.

My point being, it's totally fine to have boundaries, and I understand not wanting minors to follow you, especially if your blog has NSFW content. But at the same time, it's not fair to include 'minors dni' on every single one of your posts, even ones that are completely fucking normal, especially if you're going to be paying for a large amount of random blogs to see that post. If you don't want minors to interact with you, you put that shit in your blog description, so anyone who wants to follow you will see that. But you can't pay actual money to have a bunch of people see your post if you really don't want some people to see your post. That's not how it works.

And as you may have noticed, the 'minors dni' thing has been extremely counterproductive on this post, because literally nobody enjoys being talked to in such a patronizing way. It's extremely insulting, doubly so on a post that you paid to have people see. What you've done here is the equivalent of putting up a completely normal billboard in a public area, and whenever someone under the age of 18 walks by you scream in horror, grab them, wrap them up in bubble wrap, and forcibly shove them into the Baby Safety Corner, regardless of their actual age or capability. And so now you're dealing with the natural consequence, which is a horde of rabid teenagers that have clawed their way out of the bubble wrap, and immediately dedicated all of their rage towards drawing dicks all over your nice safe billboard, because fuck you specifically. And then some random asshole (me) came wandering in to the chaos to deliver a lecture about how you're young enough that you really should remember how obnoxious this shit was as a teenager, and the penis mural is honestly your own fault.

...Anyways, metaphors about billboards covered in dick graffiti aside, sucks that your post is getting trashed, maybe don't add a 'minors dni' onto harmless posts if you're going to then pay money to ensure minors are forced to see it anyways.

why does no understand the common courtesy of reblogging fics that they enjoy?

minors dni

[henry-booers]

Would you be cool writing some light fluff about Patrick or Henry with an Australian reader? If you can't that's totally fine but maybe their S/O are a tattoo artist who's working on a flash sheet and Pat/Hen are trying to help with ideas (it's not really working but Reader appreciates the thought anyway) ♡ I love your work babe keep it up :) ♡

((AAAAAh thank you so much! I haven’t been on a lot for the main purpose of how badly I think of my writing as well as how busy I am. Thank you so much!

You were sitting at the front of your small independent shop in this tiny quiet town. Your work was very looked down upon In such a conservative place such as Derry, having such a thriving tattoo shop, just off of the kids from the schools. Which wasn’t surprising because every kid around here has issues out the ass because of how badly run this town was, especially with the police which is filled with nut jobs. The majority of your clients were edgy teens wanting a tattoo that they would most likely laser off in the future due to the terrible placement, design, and message is sent when people in their intimate lives see them naked for the first time and see the tramp stamp saying “I like the pain” with an arrow pointing to their asshole. You have had some weird and almost regrettable tattoos before but you usually are able to talk them out of their original idea and making their tattoos a little more tasteful.

So this brought you here. Your finger tapping the binder open in front of you, staring at the darkness outside then squinting your eyes at the sudden bright light of a car. You weren’t surprised to see your boys hop out of the car, walk up to the door, then banging on the door unnecessarily because you locked it. The binder open in front of you was a book you were putting together to give these dumb kids a book to look through more than them bringing in terrible anime traces and putting it in your hand. So far you had two tasteful ones, one was a sphynx cat, a witchy theme. The other a dog, since you get a lot of girls coming in wanting something cute. Your eyes stayed on the boys, now making faces as the car drove off, you cringed at the stains they were putting on your door. You smiled, then hopped off of your stool and went to unlock the door.

“Damn about time, what has you so out in space?” Henry asked, stumbling through the door with Patrick attached to his heels. Henry goes up to the counter and flips through your very empty binder, yet there were stray papers of old designs. “Putting together some examples.”

“Yeah, though I’m throwing out fresh ones.” You close the door again and lock it, once again, “It’s for the kids that come in and want a tattoo, I’m tired of being handed brandy the mouse and shit and putting a caption of ‘eat my ass’ under it.”

“The designs they bring in can’t be that bad.” Patrick scratched out, leaning over Henry’s shoulder to look at the designs as well.

“Shut the fuck up Pat, remember your first tattoo was from me and you got a 'no’ on your skin instead of a skull sucking a dog dick?” Pat glared at you over his shoulder, your eyes going to his wrist where you put on the crude 'no’.

Henry tore a paper from your binder, you give out a small “hey!” and he sits down at a stool and starts doodling. Patrick soon did the same and sat down on the other side. You sigh, shuffling up to your stool again and starting on some new designs. Soon Henry looks at you and slides the paper over with, surprisingly, really good word font designs. Patrick on the other hand.

“I’m not putting chicken with a cock for a neck in my design book Patrick stop.”

Though it was disturbingly detailed it was well designed despite the literal penis in your face right now, though the other doodles are really nice.

“Can you uh, finish the bear here, and this one as well? I’ll even trust you with my copics, I really like those and want to put them in the book.”

“Shit babe, they aren’t that good.” Pat snorted, looking over his doodles.

“They look good surprisingly,” Henry mumbled, taking his paper back and vigourously shading some black and white phrases.

“Henry let me keep the word designs as well, I love this one, I think it would look great in red.” Henry looked up at you and smirked, cocky but he kept on drawing.

With their help and wonderful imaginations and morbid humor, you got some tasteful edgy designs for your book. Luckily you almost got all of it done in one night thanks to them.

[ndragoon]

So I took a look through the notes and the general thought is "it's clearly one of the fake letters to draw in clicks, but this one very obviously aligns with a certain political agenda".

Just look at the list there. Literally every single thing there is something that every "ANTI-SJW" thinks the left goes on about. It almost reads as if Shapiro was told to write about family drama leftist families would deal with.

"Cis-normative language"? First, it's heteronormative, you idiots. Second, what would that even entail? "Only boys have a penis"? That's just plain and basic transphobia, not "cis-normative language".

"Mimicked a foreign accent"? You guys just really can't understand what is literally spelled out in front of you, huh. Going "ching chong" to a Chinese person isn't "mimicking a foreign accent", it's being an outright racist by mocking an entire race and their language.

My favorite is "has a mom who is a cop", though. I've gone to school with and interacted with kids of cop families. They believe they have some sort of royal blood because they are a cop family (in fact, there is an entire show about this). And for whatever reason, they apparently think everyone who isn't a Neo-nazi also believes in their blood purity ideals? Like, we don't hate cops because they have "filthy cop blood", we hate cops because they murder people and commit only-technically-not war crimes that are covered up. And never has anyone even talked about their kids, unless their kids are you typical Cop Family Kids who are basically the top bullies in the school because nobody wants to risk stirring up trouble with their family (namely because of the above).

But the whole article is a wild ride. This is literally just the first paragraph in that screenshot, and the rest is great. Especially the part where this is absolutely awful behavior that nobody should ever do, which switches to "there are black kids in his class so this is racist", then settles on "it would be okay if a black kid did this, because black people should police and micromanage each others behavior" while insinuating "nobody should ever try to change how white people act"

Gen X parents, it's time to talk about signs that your child might be a flipping cop.

[shaftking]

>Dating (and sex) is inherently discriminatory. You can refuse to date someone because you don't like the field they work in, because their relationship with their parents gives you bad vibes, because they really love dogs and you're scared of them. You can refuse to fuck someone because their [lack of] bodyhair doesn't appeal to you, because their sexual history worries you, because they're too fat or too thin to be attractive to you.

I agree. No one should feel like they have to date anyone. My point was to draw attention to the flawed argument that chromosomes are significant to attraction in any way, or at least not as important as secondary sex characteristics.

>Is any of that nice to people who may fall into categories you're excluding? No, but foregoing your own boundaries and/or preferences because you "don't want to be mean" is one hell of a terrible reason to be with someone.

Again, no one is obligated to date anyone. The issue arises when someone says they don’t want to date a trans women because she is trans and thus “not a real woman” and bringing up chromosomes or something instead of just saying “I just don’t feel that way about you.”

> If all of those are okay (not nice, potentially hurtful, but okay) so is refusing to be with someone who has a wholeass penis when that's something you have 0 attraction towards and are in fact disgusted by.

Which, again, is fine. No one is obligated to date anyone. Do what you want, but like I said above, instead of voicing your “disgust” about someone’s body you can literally just say “I’m just not into you.” You don’t have to be an ass.

>You're not reducing someone to their genitalia when that's the reason you refuse to date them any more than you're reducing them to their career when you say you don't want to date a doctor, or to their animal preference when you say you don't want to date a dog lover (though, to be clear, an innate lack of attraction to the opposite sex' genitalia is a lot different [more rigid and even more important to respect] from preferences like these).

It’s reducing someone to their genitalia when it is the decing factor in how much you can give someone baseline respect. You can not be attracted to trans woman as much as you can not be attracted to brunettes, the issue is when you decide that those factors of attraction to you personally are what make this person a woman and that make her deserving of respect. You should never tell someone that their innate attributes disgust you.

There are people that genitals are significant to in a relationship, but that was never the point of the original post. Chromosomes are not the end all be all of attraction, and more often than not, play no role whatsoever. My point was that no one factors them into attraction, so bringing them up in conversations about attraction is meaningless. A trans woman could have XX chromosomes and not know it, and at the point that she is fully transitioned, what functional difference does she have to a cis women if we all agree that a woman is more than her tits and ability to have children?

>I used to date people I wasn't attracted to at all because I felt like it would be unjustifiably mean to reject them. In the long run that was bad for us both. You absolutely end up hurting people when you can only reluctantly have sex with them, when you can't love them back the way they love you, when you can't show them genuine attraction. I hate dick and nobody who has one should have to put up with my visible disgust damaging their self esteem or causing dysphoria. Even if you think it's transphobic (if not impossible?) to reject someone based on their genitals.

And I’m sorry you were ever in that kind of a situation. Again, not one should have to date anyone and it should be more normalized to just deny romantic proposals with no reason given. I agree that it is unhealthy to put yourself into a relationship you know you will be unsatisfied in.

People should be honest with their partners, but this is all aside from the intended message:

Chromosomes are not a make or break for dating. No one carries around chromosome scanners to see someone’s chromosomes before they accept their proposal for a date and it’s not “cheating” or “tricking” anyone for a trans person to operate in their dating life the same as anyone else. You can date who you want, but you can respect the people you don’t without viewing them as romantic prospects.

ain’t nobody attracted to fucking chromosomes. No one sees a hot woman in their dating pool and thinks “god I hope she has XX chromosomes 😩.” Literally no real person thinks like that crazy asses.