#I LITERALLY CANT stOP GIGGLING ABOUT IT NENDMDKSNDAMCK

[moonprincessx]

yoooo i had the weirdest dream/s so ok the first one i was talking to this girl i never even met like i dead ass don’t know her irl but anyway i asked her where her accent was from and she said australia and i was like “aw it’s cute i like it” and she invited me to the beach with one of her friends and one of mine and so we went in their jeep. we get to the beach and we chilling and shit getting tanned cause my legs pale so yeah we hanging out then we get back in the jeep and we end up in fucking disney world my dude but the girl with the accent drops us off there and it’s raining and so my friend and I standing there for some odd reason in the rain waiting for the trolley when my other friend shows up and she’s like “alright guys i’m here, oh look the trolley is coming!” so we get in and as we’re being dropped off in main street it starts raining again so we’re looking for a store to buy some rain ponchos and this fucking lady out of no where starts following us and i noticed her and i yell out “can we help you?” and she starts accusing one of my friends and saying she’s gonna end her life and i’m standing there like bitch what the fuck and so we start running to lose her and we end up behind the carousel by the castle and we’re walking to get on the it’s a small world ride when the fucking lady shows up again and i’m like “oh my god leave us alone lady” and she’s dead ass running after us saying she’s gonna end my friends life and we start running. we lose her again, or so we thought we did and she takes us to this like restaurant there in disney and her whole big ass family sitting there at the table and she tells my friend “where is it or i’m killing you right here” and i’m like wtf, my other friend is screaming “please let us go we don’t even know you” and my other friend who the lady was after is like “where is what, what are you talking about” and jfc i shit you not this lady said “where did you leave my daughters bag of doritos” and us 3 are like bitch what?? and the lady is like “where are my daughter’s doritos?!” and the little stupid ass kid is like “yeah where are they?” and my friend is like “i don’t know, i think i threw them away” cause apparently my friend ran into them a year ago cause this lady was like “for a whole year i’ve been waiting for you to come back to give my daughter her doritos back” and my friend is like “I THREW THEM AWAY!” and the little dumb kid starts crying like girl shut up it was a year ago and the lady is like “i could kill you for that” and the girl’s dad is like “now you will buy her a bag” and long story short i woke up and said what the fuck all of that for a bag of doritos?? jfc. and my last dream was me and the girl from the first dream, we went to a baseball game and some guy and his dad were behind me and the guy was so excited cause his favorite baseball player was there and so i’m sitting there watching the game and the girl with the accent is talking to me and i can’t remember what she was saying cause i was to focused on the dad guy behind me getting all excited that his son (who was cute lmao) was like “sorry about my dad he’s very excited as you can tell” and we’re like “oh it’s fine!” so when the player would walk by the dad guy would go and like shake his hand and tell him great game and this happened about like 3 times till i realized THAT THE FUCKING EXCITED ASS DAD WAS JOE MANTEGNA AKA ROSSI FROM CRIMINAL MINDS IM SCREAMING THIS WHY I HATE DREAMS CAUSE THEY SO STUPID AND I DONT GET THEM KSDANDJKDKA FUCKING ROSSI, BITCH