#I LAUGH EVERY TIME

[starport-rodeo]

my favorite dm posts are the ones with these two pictures specifically

followed by absolutely UNHINGED gremlin-armand behavior

like “daniel my beloved i require your assistance. ive accidentally released 14 weasels in the kitchen. don’t be so dramatic it was an experiment daniel!”

[holyblanchett]

Agatha arguing with her darkhold adopted son while evading the scarlet witch will never not be funny.

"If you're my mommy does that mean the scarlet witch is my daddy?" 😭😭 is such an insane thing for him to say to her.

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

“Quality Man” Osamu Dazai hiding with the trash to snoop on chuuya and atsushi

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

people putting a picture of otto above anti-rhaenicent or anti-lesbian alicent posts is the funniest fucking thing im sorry

[power-chords]

It has been too long since I last posted my favorite road sign in all of Westchester County.

[artemisfowls]

One Piece (2023-) – 1x08 “Worst in the East”

[wolfish-nightmares]

The Four Faces of Death

Pairings: Hannigram x reader x Collectkin 

Warnings: violence, gore, bad language, sex, cannibalism, 18+

Category: Angst, fluff? Smut.

Summary: Your life is shattered and changed between the hands of four of the most dangerous killers. 

Silentium Est Aureum - Silence is golden in the black eyes of death

Mortem Obire - Death is always the hardest to face.

Deus Pascit Corvos - Even God feeds the ravens.

Dies Irae -

[sunflowerscottie]

The way Teen says “I get one?” in the broom scene like YES BITCH THIS WAS YOUR IDEA

[shiiro-arts]

Sometimes when I read (mostly nalu) fanfics and people describe natsu as a 6ft tall dude I can't stop laughing.

Like, my boy is 5'8ft (1,73m) y'all.

He is a short king and we love him.

Also, the day I realized I'm taller than him I just lost it.

[rileylastname]

tired of telling people to go fuck themselves? here are some fun new threats to add to your vocabulary:

I oughta cover you in syrup!

I oughta put you in a canoe!

I oughta let a bird walk all over you!

please use with caution because these can be devastating and potentially deadly

[sturnioloho]

them mocking eachother will never not be funny lmao

[feelingvoguish]

Guys.. i just remembered…

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The penis actually never existed.

[fandomvoiager]

I was playing Professor Layton and the Lost Future, when I found a Companion that I can name, a parrot 🦜

And my smartass brain decided to name it as my current obsession.

Narilamb

A ship of Cult of the lamb.

To highlight, I didn't played cult of the lamb, I'm just fan of the ship thanks to @bamsara

The pictures says:

1-

Luke: Hi! My name is Luke. Nice to meet you Narilamb!

2-

Parrot 🦜: Awwwrk! Narilamb knows it, knows it! Narilamb will take care of it!

I can't-

[nemesis-21]

I love how almost every time Charlie and Babe are just going to town on each other, it hard cuts to Way looking like an absolute loser.

[docholligay]

"Now I'm not about to argue predestiny versus free will in a locker room, but she's not doin herself any favors, is all I'm sayin" --one of the amazing old ladies in my ymca

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

Would it be a Julie and the Phantoms/Sunset Curve performance if Luke and Reggie didn't practically make out trying to sing on the same mic as if Reggie didn't have his own mic