#I KNOW this

[deadlydelicious]

OK FUCK IT, I MADE A TIMELINE

as far as we know it this is effectively the timeline of The Rookie, spaced out by things that we know are meant to take a year (rookie training periods and annual holidays) or 9 months (pregnancies)

I didn't pay much attention to size ratios so don't pay that any mind. As we can see....it is a bit of nonsense, but you can semi coherently argue it's probably been about 3-4 years since the start of the show in universe

EDIT TO ADD LUCY'S BIRTHDAY:

yeah see here is a real fucky part of the time line because we know the writers and showrunners don't give a fuck, but the hospital bracelet they printed for Lucy in 7x08 had her birthday as 24th of March, and Valentines is February 14th, which means either there is a whole year crammed between 5x16 and 6x08, or it's a month and a half.....

only it can't be a month and a half because Angela only finds out she's pregnant in 5x12, so if 5x16-6x08 is 6 weeks

and 5x12-5x20 is 9 months

so that would make 5x12-5x16 like 7 months, and leave pretty much the whole of season 6 as one spectacularly bad March.

basically time was semi-coherant up until Jackson died and then it all fell to bits

[tremordusk]

We really are in our divorce arc now—

[violent138]

Barry Allen nearly had a heart attack while scolding a Batkid about proper lab technique.

Only to find out that the root cause is Bruce, who learned everything he knows from studying alone or with crazy mad scientists he met on his travels, and taught them all kinds of shortcuts and "if your skin isn't green by the end it's a good lab day" kind of nonsense, which leads to Barry giving them all a formal lecture on biosafety and chemical hazards.

[aspentreeonahill]

MERLIN AND LEON ADOPTED AITHUSA AFTER EVERYONE ELSE DIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY I WAS LITERALLY THERE TRUST

[cassiebones]

AUBREY IS GONNA BE PRESENTING AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES

WHERE KATHRYN IS NOMINATED

THEY'LL BOTH BE ON THE CARPET TOGETHER

INTERACTING

[crazysodomite]

LASIK in a furry world would also give you weirdly shaped pupils as an add-on

[itchyruki]

they- [explodes into pieces]

[grunklebongrip]

Fighting the urge to make it a rule in my AU fic that Fiddleford is shorter than Stanford.

Not for anything plot related.

I’m just sick of “Fiddleford smiled up at Stanford” “Fiddleford looked up at Stanford” “Stanford gazed down at Fiddleford” in my notebook because my brain assumes Stanford is taller

[assumptionprime]

Every single time I go back through and read Experience Boost I fall a little more in love with MMO's. I don't even like them generally, and somehow you make me want to play. Thank you for making it, and making it so well.

Thank you!

I bounce in and out of love with MMOs myself. For instance, I'm enjoying my time back in world of Warcraft currently, but I'm also gonna end up getting sick of running Murozond's Rise over and over trying to get the axe I want to drop.

[otterpuppss]

pls momther...pls...

[heich0e]

v-league introduces kiss cam during game breaks, and you and osamu end up on the big screen in the 3-minute break between sets at an MSBY match. the crowd cheers rowdily, recognizing the twin of the blonde setter sitting on the bench down below. everyone's eyes are glued to the screen hanging at the centre of the arena where you as osamu are both flustered and shaking your heads, intimating your refusal as best you can, but the camera refuses to move–still fixed on the two of you and steadily zooming in, and the cheers from the crowd only get louder. atsumu races furiously up from the MSBY bench, stomps right up to your seat, and lays the most overdramatic smooch on you that anyone in osaka has ever seen before glaring directly at the camera on the other side of the arena. kiss cam gets cancelled a week later.

[beawritingbooks]

If there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s that straight people will bend over backwards in order to pretend that lgbtqia+ ppl don’t exist.

Something LGBT+ occurs in real life, or online, or in books/tv/movies/other media:

LGBT+ People:

Straight People:

LGBT+ People:

[mushroom-kin]

The Oboe section - Xianyun, Nahida, Tighnari

This is part of a very complicated Orchestra AU cooked up by my friends @h4msanta and @kanonavi, I will leave the explaining to them when ever they feel like telling the world about it. The document of this is currently 9 pages long.

They are the oboe section of an University Orchestra group. Xianyun is a professor that just ended up joining, Nahida is a genius prodigy who is a student at this university when everyone else thinks she is the daughter of some professor, Tighnari is wind section lead who is very helpful but can be strict at times.

This is also to celebrate both Nahida and Xianyun on banner! I hope everyone gets who they want. And I am going to try my best pulling for a Xianyun while she is still on banner.

[chrlotpony]

[skywarpie]

All the scars that are on the Cardinal mask and then transferred to the papa mask only prove my theory that copia should be nowhere allowed razors