#I HEARBY VOW! THAT YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

[geminialchemist]

Man, I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that Fromsoft and GRRM had the Miquella parts of the plot of the DLC ignore basically everything we knew previously about him, from his attempts to revive Godwyn, his close connection with his sister, Malenia and wanting to heal her, basically everything about unalloyed gold that was his trademark, and the once close bond between himself and his father, Radagon, and instead they wrote him as Mohg’s Miquellester instead of the other way around, and that he planned Mohg’s death so that he could marry his other half brother, Radahn, who he also tried to kill, all of which is only loosely connected to his reasons behind(but given much more emphasis than) him ascending to Godhood!

Thank Gwyn that didn’t actually happen though, right? It was just a dream, right?

[spahhzy]

Jaune: CURSE YOU CINDER!

Jaune: I HEARBY VOW... YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

Jaune: BEHOLD, A TRUE GRIMM WARRIOR *lifts up wolf faunus Ruby* AND I, JAUNE!

Jaune: YOUR FEAR MADE FLESH!

Jaune: MAIDEN YOU MAY BE, FOUL DEMON...

Jaune: ...BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!

Jaune: WITH MY POINTY CROCEA MORS!!

Jaune: WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!

Jaune: GRAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!

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Weiss: He's been shouting at the sea for a whole hour now...

Yang: Yeah, but look at Ruby. .

Wolf Faunus Ruby, tail wagging fast as she is just happy to be around Jaune again.

[mossy-green-aka-ferrythem]

CURSE YOU DRAKE!

I HEARBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

BEHOLD, A TRUE RAP ARTIST!

AND I, KENDRICK!

YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH!

[noodlegirl-draws]

Fish?

CURSE YOU FISHES, I HEARBY VOW THEY WILL RUE THIS DAY, BEHOLD A TRUE FISHER! AND I, EMBER! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL FISH, BUT I WILL RIDDLE HOLES IN YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HOOKS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING

[the-real-rain-world-confessions]

CURSE YOU, MIROS VULTURE. I HEARBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY

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[sonicprim3d]

@determination-personified asked: CURSE YOU BAAAAAAAAYLE, I HEARBY VOW. YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY. BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR AND I. IGON.

Hi Alex

Thanks for the Elden Ring reference(?)

I dunno why I of all people got it but still lmao

[cxffeeshxp]

CURSE YOU BAAAAAAAAYLE, I HEARBY VOW. YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY. BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR AND I. IGON.

~ Alex is either drunk or I am massively uncultured.

[noodlegirl-draws]

CURSE YOOOUUU KURITA!!!!!!!!! I HEARBY VOW!!! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!!! BEHOLD, A TRUE MECHWARRIOR AND I A CHILD OF RASALHAGUE, YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF ARMOR YOU MIGHT BE WITH YOUR GRAND DRAGON, BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE, WITH A HALE OF LRMS!!!!!!!! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!!!!!!