#I HATE CLOWNS BUT HES CUTE

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

c4?

(FYI I instantly forgot about the reblog and thought "Like the bomb"?? for a solid 30 seconds before it clicked)

ANYWAYS- I love this

[dark-twist-fairytales]

i... fucking hate piddlewick.

[primordial0riginator]

Me, the only Ares and Nyx shipper on planet earth: 😏

[pinkopalina]

I love hearing people's batjokes shipping origins because a lot of them are like omg yeah the lego movie omg yeah telltale omg yeah deadly duo and killing joke meanwhile mine was learning about batman who laughs :)

[gatorgrumbles]

The world's worst babygirl™

[pardonmydelays]

it's so funny when someone tells you you look happier now because you smile all the time when in reality you know damn well you couldn't get out of bed today

[beanghostprincess]

"I don't play favorites" but Buggy goes on top of the Funko pile because he is, indeed, my favorite

[minnieposting]

MIITOPIA SCS 🥺🥺🥺🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 i love love love playing with my fav enstars charas again!!! so happy i picked this game up again after way too long!!!

some chara dynamics ive been thinking about under the cut!! note that canon is only loosely considered bc these charas are basically my ocs 😭🩷

kaname (kanamie :3) here is based off my old ogmeru hcs back in the day and i love thinking abt him as the 'glue' to the group in a way?? hes got a very big presence, loud and proud, tho deeply insecure... hes got the airheaded trait so hes always in the clouds in his own world, can be stubborn and hard to work with. but he is very cute so its fine. he is best friends with mayoi and has a crush on tatsumi... also hes a popstar!

tatsumi here in my game is so funny bc he keeps acting in character, aka, chaotic as fuck!! he loves the foods everyone hates, says he swallows giant MP candies in one go, definitely has the ability to kill whenever he wants but simply chooses not to which is somehow scarier . Even tho i gave him the kind trait, hes got threatening :) vibes, yknow. he has loves both mayoi and kaname #polyamory. cleric!

rinne has the laid back trait, and he hates literally every single food for some reason?? 🥲 im sorry man. i dont have him set up for anyone rn, but i might do something with niki or develop his relationship w hiiro later on as the story progresses. i have niki and hiiro as npcs but im planning to use them for when my main team eventually gets kidnapped lol. hes a thief

finally, mayoi!! my main chara and hero, he loves and cares for his team so much. esp kaname! he feels very strongly abt him and wants him to be happy and safe. sometimes falls into ocd thought spirals because he convinces himself his genuine love and affection for him is smth perverse and wrong. but he understands how his brain is and knows hes just being 🫠. anyway hes a mage !!!! and lowkey has a giant crush on rinne too

i definitely want to turn mayoi into a cat or an imp when the option comes up. so maybe my story will change entirely when that happens bc the thought of imp mayoi wanting to protect this cutesy popstar kaname is super adorable to me. plus imp mayoi and cleric tatsumi!! YES!!!!!!!!!! i love it so much

now some more misc rambles ... mayoi and kaname randomly got mad at each other and now the thought of kaname getting >:| easily and throwing out canon kaname style 'insults' is so ... i love u. i can never be mad at you. tho mayoi would probably be so sad and then kaname would be sad too (shoots myself)

[solcarow]

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[limpfisted]

crying bc I WAS RIGHT AND WYLL IS A MEMBER OF THE DRIBBLES HIVE (and loves puns!), but the way he says if is so silly and sincere and him…. he laughs, and then he clears his throat and smiles and goes “between you and me, i LOVE a good clown,” (frown the most serious uve ever seen somebody express affection for a clown. “and dribbles is THE BEST” (throws his arm out as if no other opinion can be heard, dribbles is the TRUE pride of the gate and every baldurian worth their salt knows that……!!!)

[emile-hides]

Ayo me again

I can’t recommend the game Persona 4 highly ENOUGH ig, but as someone who also loves bears and silly little Guys, I know you would dig the game and a specific character a lot.

Unfortunately it’s kinda one of those games a la DR where you can’t look up absolutely ANYTHING because everything is a spoiler and every character has an arc, but in summary it follows the player character and his ragtag friend group over the course of a year in high school, and a bunch of bizarre supernatural murders start taking place in town, and you and your friends set about solving what’s going on and working towards putting an end to it, with the help of new friends and your own supernatural powers along the way.

There’s also multiple romance routes if you decide you wanna date, and the whole game is very very good and has a lot of heartfelt moments

THIS THING'S A BEAR?????

[caesarsprincess-selfship]

I'm sorry for not having enough followers to send me asks, but I for some reason this post is basically targeted towards Caesar Clown's selfshippers, me being one of them. So I just had to reblog :P

Due to the fact I don't have many followers (and caesar being an aquired taste) I'll answer at least some of these here.

Danger - I mean, there's a paradox where he goes absolutely batshit insane on anyone who dares to hurt me, yet he regularly puts me in danger himself. It's like he's the personification of danger. Every experiment he does is dangerous to some degree. He reminds me of that one chinese bootleg dvd of Breaking Bad: "Danger Funny!!!"

Jealousy - oh boy does he get jealous. He used to have wild parties with escort girls, now it's just me being his "plaything" in many different ways - but he absolutely WON'T allow ANYONE other than himself to ever touch me.

Kissing - well, using his power to control oxygen, he can basically make a kiss last forever <3

Quiver - I find that acting like a little brat towards him gets him visibly flustered despite his very pale skin. On the other way around, he'll do weird experiments on me, which definitely gets me very flustered, like I'm trying to hide the fact that I secretly get turned on by medical experimentation. He'll sometimes put some... ahem, item... into me and just... leave it there, I guess? There's also the good ol' "love potion" thing which is basically his way of making me flustered and aroused for his own amusement. Yes, he actually calls it "love potion". I'm not making this shit up.

Vanished - I think it's quite likely that he'd get at mental breakdown and end up blowing all of his own stuff up if I ever were to disappear.

X-ray - I mean, he is actually a very caring man when I'm sick. Despite being a chemist at heart, he has quite a lot of medical knowledge as well.

EDIT: I'm not even sure if OP means that Caesar, but it's ok either way. The world needs more Caesarposting.

Self Shipping Alphabet

Since my last ask meme went over so well I decided to make an A-Z list for Self Shipper to have fun with.

If you don’t like one of the letters feel free to replace the word with your own or completely erase it if you’d like

A - Z

A - Activity what’s something they enjoy doing together?

B - Bashful what’s something one finds embarrassing about themselves but the other finds adorable?

C - Calm how do they calm the other down?

D - Danger how do they react to finding out the other person is in trouble?

E - Encourage how do they encourage each other?

F - Flirt do they flirt? If so how do they flirt?

G - Greetings what was their first meeting like?

H - Hungry does one of them cook? What do they do for dinner?

I - Imagine what do the imagine their futures together like?

J - Jealousy do they get jealous easily? What do they do when jealous?

K - Kissing what is it like kissing them?

L - Love when did they realize they were in love?

M - Memories what is one of their favorite memories together?

N - Nickname what are some names they like to call the other?

O - Object what’s something they have that reminds them of the other?

P - Phone how often do they talk to each other on the phone or other means of communication?

Q - Quiver what’s something they do that makes the other flustered?

R - Routine what’s something they do together like clockwork?

S - Selfies do they like taking pictures together? Do they keep pictures of the other?

T - Touchy do they like PDA? How do they like to cuddle?

U - Unaccustomed what’s something they had to get used to once they got together?

V - Vanished what would they do if the other vanished one day?

W - Walk where do they like going together?

X - X-ray how do they help the other if they’re sick or tired?

Y - Yes who would propose? What would the proposal be like?

Z - Zzz how do they sleep together?

[mclacedes]

sweet like candy (LN4 SMAU)

summary: in which Lando is a complete simp over singer Y/N L/N

warnings: a little bit of hate, cursing, suggestive content

pairing: lando norris × singer!reader

face claim: sabrina carpenter / morgan riddle

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✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ENJOY. 　⁺ 　 . ✦

ynln

📍 literally everywhere

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ynln: la dolce vita or whatever they say

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ynfan2: woman how DARE YOU being this aesthetic????

ynfan3: i love you please marry me

ynhater1: omg can you stop begging for attention

ybffname: love the vibes and all, but when are you gonna stop traveling around and come back home huh?

ynln: i'd say about never but we'll see how things go 🥰

ynfan4: jesus christ woman where AREN'T YOU

ynfan7: okay but have you thought about stopping at a F1 race or something

ynln: tell me more about it 💭

ynfan5: london, italy, paris... GIRL OMG

ynhater2: i don't think you should flaunt like this when there's literally people starving

ynfan6: literally dream life

ysistername: cute but can i have my hair clip back? THANK YOU!

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landonorris

🎶 Thinking Bout You - Frank Ocean

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landonorris: they do say la dolce vita :) but whatever right?

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landofan1: hot.

landofan2: i do have a lot to say but i have some decency

maxfewtrell: i think your shirt's a bit unbuttoned mate

landonorris: thanks mate! hadn't noticed

ynfan7: am i dreaming or that caption...

ynfan4: girl the caption, the song, those pictures... it's all for her

landofan3: what?

ynfan4: check out y/n l/n's latest post

landofan5: HOLY FUCK

landofan5: don't judge him for making it about her,if i were him i'd do the EXACT same

ynln: thanks for letting me know :)

landonorris: you should stop by a race, maybe i could tell you a thing or two about italian :)

maxfewtrell: mate, they still have DMs :)

A WEEK LATER

ynupdates:

ynupdates: Us too, Lando! During his friend Max Fewtrell's Twitch stream, Formula 1 driver Lando Norris admitted to having a crush on Y/N L/N, as transcribed below:

Lando: “If I like Y/N? Yes, absolutely! There is no reality in which I don't listen to her songs or that I'm not a big fan of hers.”

Max: “'Fan'? Mate, drop it, we all know how you're a complete simp over the woman.”

Lando: “What?”

Max: “Be for fucking real, now! We know it. You've talked about her, not once, not twice, we lost count! Can't keep track of it anymore. You're down bad."

Lando: “Shut up, you bastard. But I will admit, I think she's cute.”

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ynfan7: IT'S HAPPENING GUYS

landofan5: god knows how much i've waited

ynfan8: ok but where has lando talked about yn multiple times??

landofan9: he once brought her up during a video with oscar (his teammate) for mclaren, saying her songs are huge part of his pre race routine

landofan10: or when he sang her song "God is a Woman" on live

landofan11: or when he literally posted one of her songs on his stories

landofan12: or when he said she's his favorite singer

ynfan8: i agree with max tbh

TWO WEEKS LATER

y/n via instagram stories.

ynupdates

ynupdates: NOBODY MOVES!

Y/n L/n was seen on the McLaren garage ahead of the Dutch Grand Prix weekend - today, it's qualifying! Go papaya!

(let's try not to clown but just so everybody is properly informed, Lando is a McLaren driver.....)

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ynhater3: ofc she's gon cling to a man for relevancy... typical yn

ynfan7: pls go suck a dick

landofan7: OK OK OK IM SO OK WITH THIS

ynfan9: OMG OKG OM WJAT

ynfan11: that's literally momma and papa

landofan10: she's literally there for him wtf 😭

ynfan15: im not fraekingnout AT ALL

mclaren:

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mclaren: Having set the fastest time in Q3, Lando grabs pole position! Tomorrow, we go racing!

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landofan17: OMG SHE LIKED IT YALL

landofan18: can we focus on the racing for a bit?

landofan5: my prayers didn't go unnoticed... good to know!

landofan19: soft launch i fear?

[rosyblooom]

love (to hate) u | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x fem!reader A/N: hey! love this idea sm!! hope it's as u imagined :)

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yourusername me and my bestie 🥰❤️ (fyi max this is OUR cat now)

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username so what i'm seeing is if i punch lando we'll be besties??

username I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE (sry lan) username bye💀💀

landonorris What a loser...

landonorris A cat is your best friend now?🤣

yourusername wdym everybody knows it's cats>everyone else>lando 🤭 username damn😭 username take a shot everytime lando and y/n make digs at each other, i dare you username lol no thanks i choose life

username AHH BOTH OF YOU ARE CUTE AF LYYY <333

maxfewtrell You mean my cat?

yourusername **OUR cat 🔫🙂

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f1gossipofficial Y/N L/N was spotted today by fans attending the Australia Grand Prix alongside Oscar Piastri. Despite her and Lando Norris famously not getting along, it comes as quite a surprise to see her accompanying his teammate, especially considering their shared friend circles.

Who knows, maybe there's a relationship announcement on the horizon?👀

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username Y/N 100% KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING LOOL

username she's so 😭 still gonna stan tho !!

username bruh they're literally friends

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username imagine having ur number 1 opp not only in the paddock but also in ur fucking garage like💀

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username wait did he break up with lily???

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yourusername alright fun's over, congrats bby xxx (happy now oscar?)

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oscarpiastri As you can all see, we are NOT dating

yourusername oscar i'm sry😭😭 oscarpiastri 😑 username aw man...😞

username Y'ALL ARE GOING TO FUCKING JAIL

landonorris Us 🤝 the drama

yourusername 🤭🩷 username match made in fucking hell😭 you guys are SICK

username WAIT WHAT? lemme move my bang and read this shit again cause wtf

username oh! 😀

username s(he) be(lie)ve(d)😓

username theyre both liars smh

username I TRUSTED YOU😭💔

username this whole time ppl were clowning me and i was right all along?🧍‍♀️IVE BEEN SAYING THERE'S SEXUAL TENSION OMFG

username on behalf of literally everyone i'd like to apologise babe. shoulda never doubted you x username lando and y/n need to apologise to u cause they played us all🤡

username you guys are fake as shit, but ig you're cute or whatever🙄

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[gatorgrumbles]

My babygirl

[peapod20001]

Bro every time I think about Ero it’s always this back and forth between “give him ears” and “he doesn’t need ears” like!

On one hand, him not having ears makes him look more like a spider and kinda makes him look slick (?)

But on the other hand, if he had ears I could give him lots of piercings! AND it’s always fun pushing expressions with ears too

I’ve literally struggled with this for years now lmfao